XWL Breakdown: 4/24/2011 - 5/1/2011

Poor Ted. And Tyson. And Rock.

Everyone's getting assaulted today.

J.R: This has been one hell of a night here at Breakdown. We have seen alot of good matches here tonight.
King: You can say that again J.R.


*Crowd cheers for Austin as he gets in the ring*

King: What does Austin want now? He already beat Randy Orton earlier.
http://www.angelfire.com/extreme4/austin316/images/mic1.jpg
Austin: Now earlier tonight I beat someone named Randy Orton. And Some people call him the next Stone Cold Steve Austin. Eh Eh that aint gonna happen as long as im breathing air. Now im not gonna get into a fight with Randy. I think he is a great competitor but he has and never will accomplish as much as I have in this business.
*One half of the crowd chants Randy Orton while the other half chants sucks*
Austin: But that aint why I am here right now. I would like to introduce the newest acqusition to xwl's divas roster.

Austin: Now me and this lady go way back to when she wanted to be a wrestler. So let me introduce Tiffany.
*Crowd cheer's*

-she walked out onto the stage and did her signature pose before skipping down the ramp and up onto the the apron, where she stretched her leg back behind her head, grinning, and slid through the ropes with a mic-

Thank you Stone Cold Steve Austin!

-crowd cheers-

I am honored to be the newest Diva on the XWL roster, and can't wait to get to know all of you here, and in the back, a little better.

Tiffany now has the most annoying theme in XWL. Just slightly, overtaking Cody.

Gazza wrote:

Tiffany now has the most annoying theme in XWL. Just slightly, overtaking Cody.

EMBRACE IT.

Gazza wrote:

Tiffany now has the most annoying theme in XWL. Just slightly, overtaking Cody.

While Gaz takes the award for most annoying user in XWL. Originally intended for RMS, after his departure, Gaz won the award easily, just blasting right by the competition.

Go Gaz!

Spoiler:

*Listens to Tiffany's theme*

atleast tiffany made it far enough to have a theme, sorry i cant say the same for miss aj lee.

Austin: On behalf of the whole xwl roster we are happy to have you here.
*Crowd cheers*
Austin: Now if you excuse us we have some beer to drink backstage.
*Tiffany and Austin goes backstage*

zeldaxlove64 wrote:

atleast tiffany made it far enough to have a theme, sorry i cant say the same for miss aj lee.

yea because that theme isnt annoying or stupid at all either.

Never said it wasn't.

then don't tell me mine is, when yours is even more pointless, and not even worthy of wwe.

But Tiffanys theme IS annoying....
And there's a reason I don't use the AJ theme so I couldn't care less.




lol at you taking this seriously

Ladies ladies please keep the cat fights for the pool of pudding....





I'm just joking lol but yeah chill out guys everyone thinks something is annoying, if we all liked the same thing we'd be like some Stepford league or something.

David just broke up a cat fight.

Everyone with a penis now has permission to kick his ass.

Ryder > Warrior wrote:

David just broke up a cat fight.

Everyone with a penis now has permission to kick his ass.

......It's not worth it.

Eve: Sheamus, as we all know you have been the center of chaos the past few months in XWL and I'll get to you recent run ins with Jericho in a moment. However, first I want to get your thoughts on the highly anticipated Hell in a Cell Intercontinental Championship match between Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett and his challenger, Ted Dibiase at Sadistic Conquest?

Sheamus: You want to talk about Hell in a Cell do ya? Why don't you go ask guy like Jericho or Edge... Oh wait they were already interviewed before me. See that's the kind of disrespect that I get shown each and every week. It's ridiculous, because I should have been asked first.

Eve: Well they have bee involved in some of the most notorious Hell in a Cell matches in XWL history and ...

Sheamus: And that's the problem! Those matches were a year ago, no one remembers them and we all know this business is about what have you done for me lately. So when it comes to Hell in a Cell, the first thing these people think of is No Escape. It was the biggest night of my career and it solidified my legitimacy as the baddest man in all of XWL! In one night, I became the World Heavyweight Champion, and the King of the Cell! Ya see, they may think they chose to call it Hell because it's catchy and it rhymes but the fact of the matter is, that once you're locked inside, everyone involved is going to Hell & only 1 man is coming back. Go ask, Jericho, MVP & what's his face, they Hell in a Cell changed them, and it ruined their lives, especially because they were in there with me. I brutalized them in the ring, but once I tasted that Cell, and even went through it... I knew I was in Hell, and I snapped, and unleashed on my opponents. I grated MVP's face until it turned mush. I rammed Jericho's body into the Cell over and over again until it went limp and numb from pain. Then that little Punk that was there, I took him from the top of the Cell and dropped him head first onto the support beams that held the Cell together. Those who aren't man enough become victimized in the cell and on that night, 4 men entered, MVP was carried out, Jericho limped his way out, and the other guy was stretchered out and was out of XWL for months and I walked out Champion!

Eve: Strong words Sheamus. So what are your thoughts on who could win this match

Sheamus: Well let's start by saying, they are both just glad that they aren't locked in there with me. Now, when it comes to Ted, I don't buy it for one second that he has what it takes to win in that environment. Anyone, who has a legion of followers that he calls his "TeddyBears" will always have his toughness questioned in my book. Sure he's acrobatic, he can make this fans take a million pics of him and get wins when he need to, but the fact of the matter is that he can't handle the pain that he will endure at Sadistic Conquest. On the other hand there's Wade Barrett and he actually kind of reminds me of myself. Maybe not as brutal or dominant, but he's got that ruthless aggression that can't be matched by the likes of Dibiase. I teamed with Wade a few weeks back and I saw then a little level of viciousness that I respect. I remember when he dropped Ted with a Wasteland onto a steel ladder to defeat him, and that is only a small amount of what I believe he will do to Teddy come Sadistic Conquest. My pick, is Barrett because quite honestly, Dibiase is far and above out of his league.

Eve: Good stuff, Wade isn't the Intercontinental Champion for nothing. So let's shift gears to Chris Jericho. You attacked him last week in the parking lot and then announced to the entire world that you'll be facing him at Sadistic Conquest in a Street Fight. Care to comment on it?

Sheamus: No Eve get it right, It'll be an Irish Street Fight! Ireland is the fighting capitol of the world and there is nothing more dangerous than fighting on the streets of Ireland. Jericho had that coming to him, as he always has had every time I beat him down and put him in his place. Last week was about two things, proving to Jericho that I am back to full form and ready to regain my title... And letting him know face to face what the match type would be, which I thought he should know. I will be taking back my championship and there is nothing he can do about it!

Eve: My apologies, can I get your thoughts on tonight's main event, you and Alberto Del Rio vs The Rock and World Champion Chris Jericho?

Sheamus: I am in no way shape or form worried about The Rock tonight. I doubt he'll make it to the match tonight, after what Del Rio did to him, so Jericho will be all alone. I will see the fear in his eyes and I will strike with vengeance. Del Rio just needs to stay out of my as Jericho is all mine. After tonight, there might not be too much of Jericho left to make it out of the arena tonight on his own two feet.

*Sheamus walks off as he goes to do final preparations for his match as the screen fades to black.*

We see a recap of events that took place two weeks ago when Trish knocked Maryse;s tooth right out of her mouth. It then goes to last week when Trish countered Maryse’s DDT into a roll-up for the tag team win. Breakdown then returns to present day.

King: I’m telling you guy’s that I’m glad that Maryse has the kindness in her heart to give Trish Stratus another championship match. I was here last year when Trish Stratus had to forfeit her title, and it was all her fault. She’s billed as a living diva legend nowadays, but last year she acted like a complete rookie. I can’t wait to see Maryse defeat her again at Sadistic Conquest.

Jr: Well, it should be one hell of a match to say the least. Maryse has had one hell of a reign so far, but everything must come to an end King, and I personally believe that Trish is nowhere near the person that she was a year ago. She has learned from her past mistake, and she’s moving forward determined to end Maryse’s reign once and for all. If anyone can do it, it’s one of the greatest divas of all time in Trish Stratus.

Style: I’m actually not really sure about this match-up. Fact of the matter is Maryse is one very annoying human being to listen to, but she has a ton of talent. Being champion for such a long time is something most divas aren’t able to do. Usually divas can’t hold on to the title longer than 2 months, but Maryse is now going into her 7th month! But, Trish has shown that she’s capable of beating Maryse, so who know’s what will happen during that championship match. I can tell you it will be one match, next to the Hell in a cell, and the world title match, that I’ll really be looking forward to.

King: Both of you are complete morons. No wonder Maryse doesn’t talk to you guys! I believe in Maryse all the way, and I know she will beat Trish Stratus within an inch of her life.

Style: King, I hope you realize that no matter how much you support her bandwagon she still won’t ever give you all that you wish from her.

King: W-what are you talking about Styles?

Styles: Just saying you could be her grandfather you dirty old man!

Jr: Alright, so on to another matter.. any ideas what’s up with the that Cube like structure inside of the ring.

Style: Looks like a personalized fortress to me.

Well while commentary is all confused about this little cube like fortress in the ring the camera focuses on said fortress from all possible angles. If you take a closer look you’ll see that the divas championship is actually inside a desk which is in the fortress. Maryse’s theme song begins to play, and she appears on the entrance stage coming out to quite the mixed reaction as usual from the capacity crowd.



Style: Well if it isn’t Goldie Locks herself.

King: Styles, I would normally take offense to that sort of comment, but you’re right. She has the gold around her waist, and now she has a golden tooth that only makes her look just the more beautiful

She continues to walk down the ramp…


She then enters the ring, and she does her usual eye wink hair flip taunt to get the crowd a little excited. She then face palms them and grabs a hold of a microphone.

Maryse: Now I’m going to be pretty bold with this, but last week I just plain out LOST! Does that mean Trish is any better than me? Of course not! A roll-up pin is not something to make a big deal about, so as of right now I deem that tag team win of hers completely none-existent. Now that we got that issue out of the way let me take a nice deep breath to clear my thoughts. Behold the great Maryse using visualization to get completely relaxed.

Crowd booo’s for the most part as Maryse just stands in the ring with her eyes closed. She then eventually opens them.

Maryse: Alright, my thoughts are clear. I’m sure you’re all wondering what this square like thing is in the middle of the ring. Well, you see right now I’m going to call out Trish Stratus and I need some sort of fortress to protect me from such a vulgar diva. This face brings a lot of money to my wallet, and I simply cannot risk it any longer. I also kept my title in here. Trish is a very crazy diva backstage, and she could very well steal my title right under my nose. I wouldn’t blame her though, because that’s the only way she could ever come close to once again calling herself the XWL divas champion. If I didn’t have safety, then this would just turn out into a not so sophisticated talk between myself and Trish Stratus. When I grew up I actually looked up to Trish believe it or not, and I really do not want this tiny bit of respect that I feel for her to be completely destroyed by her stupid temperament.

Maryse circles her safe bpx, and slams her fist on the glass.

Maryse: Hard proof glass, with my own custom table inside! The table even has a cup holder, which holds this custom made one of a kind Maryse cup that cannot be found anywhere else! Sometimes I wonder what XWL would do without me. I’m smart, creative, and just that darn talented! Jeez, seriously who else would be smart enough to create such a thing?

Maryse opens the door, and she sits down on a chair inside the little fortress. She takes a sip of water from her Maryse cup.

Maryse: Now this is what I call security. Maybe a certain multination corporation could learn from me, but that’s a whole other story. In my hand I have the piece of paper that will make Trish’s last stand something to look forward to. It’s clear to me that all of you want to see me leave Sadistic Conquest with the divas championship! Well, don’t worry because you’re hopes and dreams are in good hand. This is the contract for our championship title match at the PPV. Vickie didn’t bother to come out here because she knows that she can trust me as far making matches officials goes, and all that stuff. I even took the liberty of editing the appearance of the contract. Goes to show you how much if a selfless person I am. Seriously, who has the dedication to make everything about your own match seem absolutely flawless and special? It’s a Maryse Quellet original ladies and gentlemen.

Crowd booo’s.

Maryse: Now my Maryse dynasty, the moment of horror is upon us. I could talk all night to give the greatest breakdown ever, but a person like me has better things to do that stay in this box. So Trish, can you please just come out here? Also, please make this civil. A straight to the point contract signing that will not end up with a horrid aftermath. I can’t afford to ruin any of this anymore because that would just be devastating for XWL in the long run. I mean, really can any of you imagine an XWL divas division without Maryse in it? That’s like the cake without the icing or a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich without the jelly.

Maryse takes another sop from her cup

Maryse: I KNOW RIGHT! A completely impossible scenario to imagine. The XWL divas? More like the only diva who actually matter’s which is me! Actually you know now that I look at this contract I forgot to mention the actual match. Will it be another normal singles match? Oh please let’s try something different for once. All of my title defense have been full of normal singles match… wait a minute is that a triple threat I see? Oh wait it was just as unexciting as the other match. What a complete waste of time. So yeah Trish, we won’t have a normal 1 on 1 match at Sadistic Conquest. I remember last year you go hurt right in your own locker room which resulted in you forfeiting your title. Well, let’s just say that in this match I could go back in time and do just that once again. Hurt you bad in your own locker room, and hell maybe even beat you in your locker room. I think I can sacrifice myself to enter such a plain room to give you all a moment to remember. It’s also a good way for you to pack your bags as soon as you lose Trish. Once again I’m just to freaking generous. I really don’t think a generous person like myself can be replicated, and believe me I tried to find a solution, but there can only be one Maryse in this world. Maybe it is possible, I mean science is always advancing by the day but the scientists are just scared to think of a world with multiple Maryse’s because what’s the point of everyone else when you can have a ton of Maryse’s? Might as well tube them up, and send them to the moon. Planet earth can then be claimed in the name of Maryse! Maryse as president, as the prime minister, as the governer. Wow, quite a utopia right?

Trish Stratus' music hits and she wastes not time in greeting her fans and walks down towards the ring.

Trish: Look Maryse, I can not wait for our match at Sadistic Conquest, because quite frankly, I'm tired of hearing you. You are so full of yourself, that it makes me sick to know that you're the Divas Champion. You try and down play your losses and you make it seem like you're little miss perfect. I will sign that contract right now because I will give myself the opportunity to expose you for what you really are. Face it Maryse, whether you like it or not we all see...

Maryse looks on in confusion.

Trish: We all can see that you are FAKE! OH yeah, you're so fake that it actually hurts reality and I can't wait to open your eye up to it. See, I used to think that it was your mouth that was the problem, I thought maybe you talk too much. So I took it upon myself to slap the taste out of your mouth, or in your case, the tooth, and I thought it'd shut you up. But then last week, as you displayed your new golden smile, I saw it first hand that the problem was that you are 100% fake. And the only thing that allows you to continue on as real, is that championship you have.

Maryse looks at her title and grasps it once again securing it tightly.

Trish: At Sadistic Conquest, I'll be taking that Championship from you and all of the claims of how good you are, become null and void. We all will then see you for just how fake you really are. As of matter of fact, at Sadistic Conquest it looks like I'll drag you all around the arena and will show each and every fan up close and personal how fake you are. This is my time, and I wont let anything stop me from accomplish my dream or returning to XWL and capturing the Divas title once again. I came back to prove to myself, and to the world that I'd be back better than ever, and signing this contract right now, is the beginning of me accomplishing my dream.

Maryse: Now that you got the redundant rumbling out of the way, will you give little old me a chance to actually state the match that we will compete in? You see, I don’t need to get out of my inner sanctum to see the fear that’s evident in the glimmer of your eyes. Trish, at Sadistic Conquest Maryse will face her evil twin in a FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH! Want to know why I picked this match? You can run all you want, but you will still have to face me sooner rather than later. That’s right, you’re the one that should be fearing me. I’m not scared of you whatsoever Trish, and the only reason I’m boxed in is because I can’t risk my face any longer against someone who has no etiquette.

Maryse opens a small little door. Big enough to fit her arm in there, and she throws the contract for Trish to sign.

Maryse: Now, I would totally understand if you.. say bail out of all of this and realize that you’re eating more than you can digest Trish. This is a bigger than life type of opportunity for you, so I know that the nerves will get to you just like every other diva that I have faced and beaten over the past 7 months.

Without thinking it twice Trish picks up the contract, and she signs the contract. She then gives it back to Maryse.

Maryse: Well ladies and gentlemen, Trish has just signed her date to the past. Time for the fall of Trish.. the SEQUAL! Wait- what are you-

Trish doesn’t let go of Maryse’s arm, and she pulls her head first right into the glass box. Maryse falls back, and she makes sure to lock her door so Trish doesn’t enter. The crowd booo’s, and Trish circles Maryse. She then begins to climb.. there’s an opening right on the top. Maryse immediately opens the door again, and gets the hell out of her little Maryse mine. Trish grins, and she then walks toward Maryse, but before you know it Maryse fires back with some pepper spray right to Trish’s face! She falls down screaming and holding her eyes, while Maryse catches her breath.

Maryse:

Maryse holds her title high on one hand, and the contract that Trish signed on the other hand. She then drops the contract near Trish’s body, and was about to exit the ring. She stops mid-way through the ropes but looks back at Trish Stratus. She then returns back, picks up Trish who was getting right up and nails her with a vicious FRENCH KISS DDT! After some taunting she lives the ring with title around her waist ignoring the fans who where reaching out to her.



Trish is motionless in the ring, and Maryse does her hair flip taunt followed by her wink holding the title up high on the entrance ramp. We then fade into a commercial break.

*The cameras are now back on the ring and suddenly the light go out. Then the crowd cheers as the sound of the gong is heard. Everyone knows who it is as the Undertaker then makes his way out to the ring.*

The Undertaker: Last week, someone out there was foolish enough to interrupt me and my brother Kane as we stood in the bask of our reunion of dominance and destruction. Some troubled soul is out there trying to send me a message. A message of pain, blood and vengeance? I've made a career of causing others pain, making people bleed and striking down with great vengeance on thousands of lost souls.

*The Undertaker is visibly upset as he snarls and continues to speak.*

The Undertaker: It seems like I may need to remind everyone just exactly who I am and what I am capable of. I am....

Then much like last week... The Undertaker is cut off as the lights in the arena go off and then start to flicker. Once again followed by a big blast of pyro going off at the top of the stage. The Undertaker looks on in anger as he then looks at the titantron as the Red blood written words of PAIN. BLOOD. VENGEANCE. appears on the screen. However, this time the screen goes to an undisclosed location. As the camera then shows a dark figure on the ground, it zooms in and approaches the person. He is battered and bruised and covered in blood. The camera pans out and reveals the body to Kane! Kane has been destroyed and dismantled and lies in his own blood motionless and lifeless. The Undertaker is seen with a look of concern and anger as he leaves the ring and BreakDown goes to commercial.

The rest of my review from this show:

CM Punk Promo (*****)
In my opinion - the best promo of the show. I can't really say anything other than that. Awesome from start to finish.

John Cena Promo (*****)
The best Cena rap XWL has seen. I know this isn't saying much given the past, but still it was great. Aside from a few grammatical errors it was perfect and it had me reading from start to finish instead of drifting off like other promos.

John Cena vs The Miz (***)
Miz ran away a lot and Cena didn't allow clean ring entry a few times... pretty messy matchup. When you both actually wrestled though it was decent.

Alberto Del Rio Promo (****)
Another great promo from Alberto. Nice stuff. I know pics aren't a requirement but I think they could take your promos to the next level of awesomeness... but they're still awesome either way.

Tyler Black vs Roderick Strong (2nd match in best of 7 series) (**)
Cool write up. I really think a best of 7 is overkill but I like what you guys are doing. Nice promo by Strong to set the stage for next week... I'm interested to see how long you guys can keep this fresh, since pretty soon you'll be running out of match types and the promos might become repetitive if you continue doing them.

Kevin Steen/AJ Styles Promo (****)
I'll start this off by saying I really hate Kevin Steen in real life. I'm pretty sure that fan at the start of this promo is based on me...lol. But it was a good promo as usual by jiggas (yes I called a Steen promo good). It was innovative, the pics were good, and it flowed excellently. I think that AJ's part let it down a bit though.

Matt Morgan vs Kaz (**)
This was difficult to read. No punctuation + a wall of text = bad. But your effort is appreciated and it seemed like a good match from what I could make out.

Chris Jericho Promo(*****)
I liked this as much as the Edge promo earlier in the show hyping up the Hell In A Cell. The pics were good and so was the main text. I was tempted to lower the star rating just because you backed Ted to win but meh . Also, I really hope you turn Jericho heel soon as I'm not really a fan of your portrayal of him as a face for some reason.

William Regal Promo #2(****)
This was even better than your first promo earlier in the show. I'd say the Cena-Regal feud has the potential to be one of the best in XWL at the moment with both of you being great promoers (is that even a word?). It's just a shame bang is going on a break so it may be short lived.
Oh, and Wade will eventually respond to Regal saying he's the "rightful Englishman"... who is the one rapping like an idiot and who is the one with the IC title dominating?


MVP vs Evan Bourne(*****)
This match was a lot better than I expected. Great reversals by both with each enjoying periods of offense. Cool finish with the use of the ring bell followed by a sig then a fin. 5*.

Evan Bourne post-match Promo(*****)
That first gif in the promo is just plain creepy...lol. Excellent promo as expected from E/T. You can really tell how much effort you put into your promos each time you post one. Looking forward to the rest of the RVD-Evan feud but for how long? I hope it carries on once Adam returns from his break.

RVD vs Chavo(*****)
RVD is STILL undefeated despite a big challenge thrown his way by the tough Chavo Guerrero. Cool Chavo attire... but whisper in the wind corner rebound? Really?

John Morrison vs Zack Ryder(***)
This match was 50/50 up to the point where Morrison hit his first finisher. After that he became a man possessed and pretty much destroyed Ryder. Nice win for JoMo.

Edge Promo #2(***)
Short promo by the Ultimate Opportunist to continue his feud with Morrison. Gifs and presentation were good. Short but sweet. Looking forward to more.

Christian & Rosa Promo(*)
The layout of this promo is great. The words and pics are great. But I can't buy into this angle and I hate that Christian now has a Rosa fetish. WTF. Nothing against you but I'm just not liking it at all.

Jeff Hardy Promo(****)
Jeff responds to Punk and kicks off their feud. Loving this and I hope it continues for a while. Enjoyed it.

Justin Gabriel's part of our promo(****)
Gaz gets better with every promo he posts and this is no different. Good luck in the US title feud with Angle. I hope you win too (nothing against bang) because you deserve it with how much you've improved in promos and in the game. Is this the end for Wade & Gabriel?

Tyson Kidd vs Dolph Ziggler(****)
Kidd picks up the win which is an upset in my eyes. The match was written up well which is a dying art it seems. What's next for Tyson Kidd? Hope to see more promos from Kidd because the write up shows what he can do given a keyboard and some time to type.

Velvet Sky's part of our BP promo(****)
Loved it. I love being the Beautiful People because it's so easy to promo as Angelina when Velvet is played so well. Hopefully our feud situation sorts itself out so we can actually get a match and promo even better.

Mickie James gets ambushed promo(***)
Well written up by Adam. Great way to explain Mickie James vanishing from the XWL scene and the BP take out another diva. Who's next on the Diva Killers' list?

Ted Dibiase Promo(****)
Ted cuts another ridiculously cheesy promo which fits his gimmick perfectly. As I said before you can really tell how much effort and time E/T puts into each promo he posts. This one was no different. It was in a unique setting with a ton of pics and a great format. The ending was funny too. Entertaining from start to finish but I'm pretty sure Wade will be mad at being stalked. I've thoroughly enjoyed our feud and it's a shame it'll end soon.

Stone Cold vs Randy Orton(*)
Um...ok?

Christian vs Big Show(****)
I think this was the best match write up of the show. *thumbs up*

Christian/Drew/Rosa Promo(**)
Ok to further the feud...but damn Christian and his Rosa fetish!

6 Man Elim Tag - Londrick and Dibiase vs Barrett, Gabriel and Edge(****)
This match had the potential to be an epic but it turned out to be pretty one-sided. It was fun but way shorter than I expected. Nice win for Wade after last week. Edge shows his dominance by owning for a good 5-10 mins. Gabriel gets a huge pin over Dibiase after going on such a long losing streak... will this add on to what happened earlier between him and Wade? How will Ted respond to being eliminated first?

Triple H attacking Tyson Kidd Promo(**)
A vicious assault by The Cerebral Assassin. It's obvious you give Del Rio more time in your promos but this one was also pretty good setting up a match with Kidd. It did the job it set out to do. Maybe someday you can bring Haitch up to Del Rio's level in your promos.

Madison Rayne vs AJ Lee(****)
Great match which was back and forth from start to finish. This one could've gone either way.

Cody Rhodes "Promo"(*)
A lot of effort went into this.

The Rock Promo(*****)
I think you're the best Rock I've ever seen in a league. Amazing. My favorite line was "The Rock couldn't give a giraffes testicle for what Del Rio intends to do!"

Ted & Wade brawl(****)
This was planned to be a "co-brawl" like last week where both E/T and I would send this back and forth. Unfortunately due to unforeseen circumstances I wasn't able to help out writing this up but he wrote this up excellently. I'm not disappointed and I can't wait to see what happens next week in this long epic feud.
Wade comes out on top again for the second time this week. He gets the retribution he needed after last week.

Stone Cold Promo(*)
Grammatical and coding errors throughout. Short. And Tiffany and Austin go way back? :| It's your first attempt and I applaud you for making an effort, but if you need a help with coding things like pictures, shoot me or another member a PM and we'll help you out. I'm not sure if you realize that only one of your pictures actually worked. I look forward to more.

Tiffany Promo(*)
Tiffany makes her debut with a promo. Like Austin, I applaud your first effort and I look forward to more. It ended abruptly and it was kinda short, but oh well.

Stone Cold Promo #2(*)
The odd couple goes backstage to celebrate with beer...which explains why Tiffany's promo ended suddenly. This will be interesting.

Sheamus Promo(****)
The only thing this promo lacked was a little more polish in the presentation department (colour, pics etc.). As usual Skully pulls out all the stops in his promo and I always enjoy his portrayal of Sheamus. Plus you backed Wade in the HIAC so you get extra brownie points for that.

Maryse & Trish Promo(***)
Nice pics and layout throughout. This would be amazing in real life but it hasn't set my world on fire yet. Match should be awesome at SC though as long as it doesn't lag... Oh and who is Maryse Quellet?

Undertaker Promo(***)
Short and simple. I'm intrigued as to who this attacker is. My money is on Yoshi Tatsu.

Kurt Angle attacks Justin Gabriel(***)
Angle gets some payback for last week with an ambush of his own. No Wade Barrett around to help Justin out after what went down earlier. Can't wait to see what happens between Gabriel and Angle heading into the final week before the PPV. The commercial at the end was hilarious too.

Chris Jericho vs Sheamus & Alberto Del Rio(****)
I was expecting Rock to somehow be in this match but I was wrong! Poor Jericho had the deck stacked against him and there was no way he was ever going to win on his own with the mighty Sheamus and scheming Del Rio as his opposition. Cool to see Del Rio make the champ tap out as it's a big moment for him, but I do disagree with how the fin was actually hit. And lol at Jericho's Daniel Bryan attire.


OVERALL
Overall, I'd say this was a great show with a nice balance between the number of promos and the number of matches. It had some high points and some low points but I'd give this show:

83/100

Project 161 wrote:

The rest of my review from this show:


The Rock Promo(*****)
I think you're the best Rock I've ever seen in a league. Amazing. My favorite line was "The Rock couldn't give a giraffes testicle for what Del Rio intends to do!"

Thanks man, this means a lot, especially coming to a bigger name around here