XWL "Dashing" Breakdown: 12/4/2011 - 12/11/2011

Breakdown gets "Dashing;" Week Two

Live From – Fort Smith, Arkansas
Deadline Time: 5:00 PM EST

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Alberto Del Rio Vs Shawn Michaels

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Eve Torres Vs Kaitlyn

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Kofi Kingston Vs Christian

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Randy Orton Vs Dolph Ziggler

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Ezekiel Jackson Vs Kane

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William Regal Vs Jack Swagger

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Heath Slater Vs Paul London

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Sin Cara Vs John Morrison

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Eric Young Vs Zack Ryder

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Layla Vs Beth Phoenix

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Eddie Guerrero Vs Bryan Danielson

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Randy Savage Vs CM Punk

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*This week, before everything starts up, we are once again greeted by the "Interim Breakdown General Manager" "Dashing" Cody Rhodes.*


[Cody Rhodes]
Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen. I hope you enjoyed the show last week, because this is week two of the greatest month in the history of Breakdown, all thanks to me, "Dashing" Cody Rhodes. Now, last week we saw Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett defeat World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk. I saw it coming, but that is besides the point. Tonight, CM Punk will go one on one with a different challenger from the TLC match at X-Treme Xmas, "Macho Man" Randy Savage! Dig it, Punk. Also, last week, we saw "The Rated R Superstar" Edge make his return to my show. I personally gave a pat on the back for defeating William Regal, but I want to see if Edge is Breakdown material after what he did to Chris Hero at November to Remember. So that is why tonight Edge will face Tyson Kidd.......... and the new X-Treme Champion, The Brian Kendrick! Just to note, I will be on hand with Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler for that match. Also for tonight, Alberto Del Rio will face United States Champion Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton will square off against Dolph Ziggler, and Eddie Guerrero battles Bryan Danielson. Enjoy!

Normal Match

Randy Orton Vs Dolph Ziggler

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The fans cheer as the referee counts three after Randy Orton hits Dolph Ziggler with an RKO out of nowhere, he gets up to a knee and holds his head while soaking up the ovation. He stands up and the referee holds his arm and raises it as he's the victor of the match.



[Jim Ross] What a fantastic match! A great showing from both men, Dolph Ziggler must be devestated on the other hand. He was undefeated for a strong number of weeks now.

[Jerry Lawler] You can say that again, but I think it was too hard for him to stop Orton. You saw how motivated he was last week, I wasn't surprised that he went all out for that match.

[Jim Ross] Christian definitely has a target on his back now, and The Viper is on a hunt.

Dolph Ziggler slowly rolls out of the ring in pain and sits at the steel steps holding his neck, Josh Matthews gets into the ring with a microphone looking to interview Orton. Orton nods towards Josh indicating that he doesn't mind, Orton's music dies down while Josh begins to talk.



[Josh Matthews] First off, congratulations on the big win over Dolph Ziggler, Randy. Dolph has been undefeated for quite some time now and you're the man to end that streak of his. After the attack from Christian at November To Remember it's good to see you back in ring shape, what are your thoughts after this match?



Josh moves the microphone towards Orton's mouth, he doesn't speak for a few seconds. A mixture of catching his breath and thinking of what to say.

[Randy Orton] My thoughts right now is, Dolph Ziggler is a hell of an athlete. If only he could keep that mouth of his shut for once, maybe people would start liking him around here. But when it comes to Dolph's status before the match, he was doomed from the start. I'm gonna be honest, I'm pissed off. So I was itching to get back in the ring after what happened at November To Remember, it took a while due to my concussion from the conchairto.. But I'm back at 100%. I had one goal and one goal only going into the match tonight and that was to go through Dolph Ziggler to send a message to Christian. To send a message to Christian that I can not be stopped. Christian needs to know that it's going to take more than a Killswitch on an announcers table and a conchairto to put an end to Randy Orton. I've learned from my mistakes and you can believe me when I say that will not happen again. I'm really not satisfied with November To Remember, I could've put him out the way I wanted.. I should've. But that's in the past and all I can look for now is redemption in the future, and with the hatred I have for Christian I think we need to finish this like men.

The fans begin to cheer with excitement.



[Randy Orton] Christian, you're the kind of person who is a coward. You go outside during a match, take a breather, think of some ways to play dirty in the match. I'm sick of it, I'm sick of your games and it's all going to come to an end at X-Treme X-Mas. After our match at November To Remember it all ended outside, that's not going to happen at X-Treme X-Mas, that is if you're man enough to take up the challenge. I don't want another singles match with you, Christian. That's not good enough, it seems they have a trend of ending in controversial ways. I want to face you in a match where there is no disqualifications, anything goes, no countouts. There will be no running, no hiding, none of your cowardly ways of getting a cheap win. Only you and I in the ring, but. Do you actually think I'd trust you with just that? Not a chance in hell, at The Monster Bash you all saw what happened with Mark Henry and for X-Treme X-Mas I want to eliminate all options for you until you're forced to fight me like a man. If you accept, it's going to be Randy Orton vs Christian at X-Treme X-Mas... Inside a 15 Foot High Steel Cage.

The fans pop bigtime as Orton issues the challenge to Captain Charisma, Orton grins when he hears the fans reception. He wipes some of the sweat from his forehead, he talks in a more angered tone now.



[Randy Orton] I thrive on matches like these, Christian. I can just picture it, the cage door is locked. You've nowhere to run and nowhere to hide, I can finally get the revenge that I've craved for so long, for my family. I will use that steel cage as a weapon, I will grind your flesh on the steel until you beg for mercy.. but there will be no mercy. There's no room for apologies and forgiveness, you've gone off the deep end and I can not wait for my chance to strike. I will leave you right in the middle of that ring a broken, bloody mess. The anger that I have built up consumes me and the only way I can get rid of this anger is to take out the root of the problem. You're the problem, Christian. You've been the problem in my life for so long now and it's time to put you out. Whether you accept the cage match or not, your downfall is inevitable, your move Christian.

Orton stops talking, Josh brings the microphone back to himself.



[Josh Matthews] Now on a different note of things, I'd like to ask you about the blockbuster TLC Match that was booked for X-Treme X-Mas. It's the hot topic in the company since it's such a highly regarded match, I'd like to have your thoughts on it if you don't mind.



[Randy Orton] I've had a lot of people ask me, many fans on Twitter especially. Asking me who I wanted to win in the TLC Match because there's such a range of competitors in it, but I have the same answer every time. It doesn't matter because whoever wins that title is just keeping it warm for me, once I'm done with Christian at X-Treme X-Mas. Finally getting him out of my life and out of XWL, I'll have one goal and one goal only. That is getting back my World Heavyweight Championship. I lost the World Heavyweight Title on July 17th 2009, ever since then I haven't been the same. Now I have a clear mind, I'm ready and willing to step back up to the plate and take the brass ring.. When I come to think of it, if I could choose someone to win the World Heavyweight Title.. It'd be Wade Barrett. Not because I'm a big fan of him or anything, quite the opposite. I'll admit he's had an impressive year but he needs to be knocked down a peg or two, and believe me when I say I still have a score to settle with him. The last he saw of me was when he attacked me after winning the Elimination Chamber at Eye for an Eye, that's not something I've forgotten about. So whoever it is who wins the TLC at X-Treme X-Mas, just remember that I'm watching.

[Josh Matthews] Very strong words from Randy Orton, ladies and gentlemen. Once again congratulations on your win, enjoy the rest of the show.



Randy Orton's theme song hits as the fans cheer again, Orton shakes Josh's hand and turns around and takes a deep breath at the turnbuckle. Still tired after his match with Dolph Ziggler.



Out of nowhere the camera lowers to show Dolph Ziggler sliding back into the ring, seemingly furious, with a chair in hand. As Orton holds onto the turnbuckle, gathering himself after the match, Dolph runs at him from behind and strikes him in the back with a hard chair shot. Orton's body is sent tumbling over the ropes and he lands on the outside. With Orton now out of the way, Dolph looks down and gathers his thoughts, it looks like this attack is over. As the tension lowers, Dolph turns his head slowly and looks straight into the eyes of Josh Matthews. Josh recognises this looks in Dolph's eyes from an interview only weeks ago when Dolph took his trustrations out by locking Josh in the sleeperhold. Quickly, Josh tries to run out of the ring but as he does, he is grabbed from the back of his shirt by Ziggler. He is pulled back and turned around. The two men stare eye to eye as Josh struggles to break free. Taking his last resort, Josh Kicks Dolph in the knee in an attempt to break free, but it is to no avail. Dolph shovesJosh away and as soon as Josh steadys himself, he is met in the face with a striking superkick. Ziggler then turns around and grabs the chair that was used to get rid of Orton. With vicious intent, he throws the chair into the center of the ring, and drags Josh to his feet. Without second thought, Dolph jumps in the air and grabs Josh from the back on the way back down, slamming him onto the chair with his signature Zig Zag. As Josh writhes in pain on the floor, Dolph slides back out of the ring, proud of himself.



Dolph walks around to the announcers desk and grabs a microphone, as he walks towards the back, he raises the microphone to his mouth and speaks.



[Dolph Ziggler] Long time no see, eh Josh? I guess you didn't hear.. I'm here.. to show.. the world.

Dolph smirks and sends a little wave in Josh's direction. Josh and Orton still lying on the floor, he makes his way towards the back. The fans are out of their seats boo'ing Ziggler, but he doesn't appear to be bothered in the slightest. He backs up down the ramp, towards the stage, enjoying every second of the fans' displeasure.





Dolph's theme hits and he exits the arena through the curtain. The crowd is left up in arms as the two men still remain at ringside, hurt. XWL Breakdown cameras fade out to a video package for the man that just left, the one and only.. Dolph Ziggler.

Normal Divas Match

Eddie Guerrero Vs Bryan Danielson

Oh yeah? Well...

probably

*The words "LAST WEEK" flash across the screen before the video starts.*

[Once again we’re taken backstage to get an update on the ongoing conflict between Angle and Shelley. The german suplex seems to have taken a lot out of both men as it takes Angle quite some time to get back to his feet, but he gets there and he doesn’t waste time targeting Shelley. Angle grabs Shelley in a rear waist lock from the ground and slowly pulls him up to his feet. Angle seems to be looking to hit another german and Shelley fights valiantly to escape. He throws a few back elbows to the skull trying to stun Angle long enough to get him to release his grip, but it appears to be futile as Angle charges forward and rams Shelley into a wall, but Shelley still as some fight left it him as he continues driving his elbow into Angle’s head, and Angle has no choice but to ram him into the wall again. Shelley’s ready this time and he kicks off the wall making Angle lose his balance and drop onto his back, but Angle’s grip is like a vice and won’t be broken. He slowly rises to his feet as Shelley continues to fight, but one headbutt from Angle and Shelley suddenly loses his focus. This gives Angle the opening he needs to lift Shelley into the air and he slams him to the ground with all his might with another german suplex! Angle throws Shelley to the ground with such force that the momentum actually causes Shelley to roll back onto his feet and he staggers backwards until he hits a door. Lightening quick is Angle as he immediately runs over to the door and bangs Shelley’s skull against it. Angle backs up and can’t mask the grin on his face as he realizes that he has Shelley right where he wants him. Angle charges and goes for a big boot but then suddenly the door opens and with nothing to support him Shelley crumples to the ground tripping Angle over in the process who hits his head on something on the way down. With Shelley’s head out of the way we can now see the plaque on the door:]

General Manager:
Mick Foley
Cody Rhodes

[The camera zooms in on Cody’s face as he’s somehow managed to combine a look of irritation and confusion. Shelley is the first to get up and Cody confronts him:]

[Cody Rhodes]
What are you doing in here? This is my office! I don't run my show like Mick Foley! Get out now! I have business and superstars to attend to!

[Shelley seems too far out of it to comprehend what Rhodes is saying and Rhodes slaps him across the face to get his attention.]

[Cody Rhodes]
I said get out! I'm "Dashing" Cody Rhodes! You will listen to me! I'm the General Manager! Get out!

[Shelley shoves Rhodes to the side in response and goes for a superkick on Angle who catches his foot and throws it to the side. Rhodes is barely able to duck under the boot as it comes spinning back around and nails Angle in the face. Shelley takes Angle by the head before he can fall and throws him into the bookshelf. Angle is on his knees grabbing at Shelley’s tights to pull himself up, and Shelley reaches grabs two books from the shelf and slams them on both sides of Angle’s head simultaneously before tossing them to the ground. Shelley drags Angle over to the desk and goes to slam his face against it, but Angle’s able to block and elbow Shelley hard in the rib cage. Angle sets up for the Olympic Slam but Rhodes quickly runs over to save his desk and he pulls Shelley off Angle and throws him out of the room. Angle isn’t pleased with that, but Rhodes points him out of the room and Angle begrudgingly gets ready to leave but not before taking Rhodes’ handkerchief and wiping some of his blood and sweat on it before tucking it back it his pocket.]

[Cody Rhodes]
How dare you two lay your hands on me? I'm the "Dashing General Manager!"

[In disgust, Rhodes stomps on Angle’s foot causing him to scream, and he shoves the handkerchief in his open mouth. Then without warning Rhodes steps off his desk and hits the Beautiful Disaster! He throws Angle out of the room too and then adjusts his suit, before slamming the door shut.]

[Cody Rhodes]
That's how you take care of business.

[On the outside of the door Shelley and Angle are groaning as the effects of this ongoing battle between the two begin to show. Shelley crawls over to the wall and uses some of the crates along the wall to help himself up. He staggers over to Angle and tries to bring him to his feet, but the man’s a deadweight, and is just too much for the lighter Shelley to pick up. Just then The Brian Kendrick walks along shining his X-treme Title and Shelley walks over to him and asks him for some help. Kendrick puts down his belt and the two men work to bring the dazed Angle to his feet. But almost as if he were playing possum, Angle takes the two men by the head and bashes them together. Shelley drops to the ground and Kendrick kicks Angle on the side of the head, then he grabs him and steps off the wall and hits the sliced bread!]

[The Brian Kendrick]
Hey Shelly, getting me involved in this little scuffle might just have been your brightest decision of the day.

[Kendrick picks up his title and a mischievous grin slowly crawls onto his face as he watches Shelley climb get onto a knee. Without warning, and without reason he nails Shelley in the head with the belt and he crumples to the ground.]

[The Brian Kendrick]
Or not.

[Kendrick grins as he walks away and Angle is the first to stir and he crawls over to Shelley. Angle brings Shelley to his feet but Shelley pushes him away and finally connect with a superkick! Shelley drags Angle over to a door that's marked as 'Utility Closet' and as he brings Angle to his feet, Angle low blows him and drops Shelley with an Olympic Slam! Angle opens the closet and throws Shelley in, then using a 2x4 he spotted on the ground he presses it against the doorknob making it impossible for Shelley to get out.]

[Kurt Angle]
I don't have time for this, I have a match against Stone Cold to win.

[Angle slowly walks away as the screen fades to black, and then the camera man zooms in on the door and there's nothing but silence coming from the other side of the door.]

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[The camera then cuts to Josh Matthews standing in front of a microphone getting ready to deliver an update:]



[Josh Matthews]
Ladies and Gentleman after the way this brawl concluded last week many questions are left to be answered:
*How did Shelley get out of the closet?
*How did Angle manage to recover enough to defeat Stone Cold immediately after such a hard battle?
*When will XWL Gum go on sale?
Sadly, with the news that neither The Technical Messiah nor The Olympic Gold Medalist are in the building tonight. We can only hope for another thrilling confrontation next week so that all our questions,and more, can be answered. Matthews... out.

Samoa Joe

Breakdown, such a suitable name for my show, now the reason for that is i enjoy punishment. My only purpose here in XWL is to break peoples will, make them question the reason for their presence on earth and the last thing they'll see as they feel their very essence leaving their body is the Nation of Violence basking in their blood.

I'm not here to make friends, so don't try any of that bullshit and I'm not here to make enemies either, I'm just here to crush any one retarded enough to get in my way be they man woman or child. Commentator or general manager make no mistake i'll not hesitate to pound you into the ground if you so much as look at me in a way that i don't like.



Samoa Joe

The Nation demands blood, it demands sacrifice, but not my sacrifice no instead it wants the blood of every man women and child in XWL. The Nation will have the blood that it hungers for it doesn't matter who you are or what you've done, you'll still bleed just like everyone else that is put in front of me.

Where all others feel pain i feel pride, when all others cry i laugh. when i make you beg when i make you cry then and only then will the Nation be satisfied.The Nation doesn't give a damn about your life all it wants is power. Power through dominance. Saftey is a lie.

Now week when i am laying down an open challenge to anyone who wants to be the Nation's first victim you will be made out as an example to the rest of you. Whoever you are as soon as you look you in the eye you'll realise that...

Joe's
gonna
kill
you

*Breakdown roles on from The Debut of Samoa Joe and goes to a dark room with The Big Red Machine*



*Kane is shown with a blank stare on his face. He begins to speak.*



d]Kane]]
I made my Breakdown debut last week with JR interviewing me... last week I almost made JR feel the pain I have felt for all these years. I know everyone wants an explanation for why I almost set him on fire. Its very simple! I warned him not to make me angry or say the wrong thing! Or else it would result in him being punished. The reason I did what I did is, because JR said he wanted to help me. So in order to help me, he needed to feel my pain. It failed, so he can't help me. I don't need his or anyones help. I did not ask for help nor do I want help from anyone.



d]Kane]]
JR said he could help me. He said that my problems could be dealt with. Well let me tell YOU JR. My problems are far more painful than yours. Of you truely want to help me then you're going to have to know what it feels like to grow up with no friends, no parents to guide you in life, or to know that the person you looked up to the most betrayed you. And yes I'm tallking about my Brother. Now that brings me to why I mentioned my brother last week. Yes we were on the same side not too long ago and believe me, I'm not trying to start a fight between us or anything. I was just stating the cause of my problem. What can I say, we're brothers. We have our differences. We fight one minute we're fighting eachother and the next we're siding and making our opponents suffer. But all in all we're good right now.



d]Kane]]
Now last week I faced Dolph Ziggler. I greatly underestimated the kid. He won and I want to say congradulations. Enjoy your one victory over The Big Red Machince while you can, because rest assured that next time we cross paths I will give you the beating of a life time. Nothing compared to last week. You see Dolph, you are one fo the very few guys who has gotten my interest. You back up every little word you say and for that I commend you. But just like every other little guy I faced had something in common. You all had the same arrogant and cocky attitude. Something I dislike.

*Kane lifts his head and looks up while still talking*



d]Kane]]
My goal. My goal is not like everyone else's here in XWL. I'm not here to be the top dog or win titles. I'm here for 1 reason and 1 reason only! And thats to make every person here suffer. Not only to make them feel the pain I have, but to show them that I am indeed a MONSTER. I may not be hidious like a monster, but I can be torturous like one. And to prove it I have lighted people on fire, left some in a pool of their own blood, and even electrocuted one.



d]Kane]]
Tonight I face Ezekiel Jackson. A man who claims to be the The Personification of Domination. Well he hasn't done much dominating from my eyes. He does have power and I respect that, but power alone will not be enough to stop me. As long as my opponent is suffering, then I will keep coming back. And Zeke tonight you better be ready! Because not only do I plan to beat you tonight, but I promise to make you suffer a great deal. You think you're something special just due to the fact that you can man handle most of your opponents. Well let me tell you I have come across people like you. Brock Lesnar, Umaga, Big Daddy V, Bobby Lashley, and the list goes on.



d]Kane]]
The final thing. This has been getting on my nerves for years now. Ever since 2003 when I lost to Triple H. Every god damn one of you ask me, "Kane why don't you put that mask back on?" "You were a tank back then!". Well let me clear that up! The mask will never come back. You know why? I didn't wear it too look cool. I wore it to protect my pride. But I realised I couldn't stay behind a mask forever. So I decided to remove it. The mask didn't give me any sort of power. The mask was just to hide my face. Thats all. And with or without the mask I am a monster and should be feared.

*Breakdown roles into a commercial to advertise XWL's upcoming ppv Xtreme Xmas*

*After the commercial, "Dashing Breakdown General Manager" Cody Rhodes appears on the titantron.*

[Cody Rhodes]
Hello, I am the Interim Breakdown General Manger, "Dashing" Cody Rhodes. You know, recently I've been giving back to my superstars. Yet, starting tonight I want to give back to you people. That is correct, I'm giving back to all of you. You have seen some of my videos before, but I want to make sure you can become dashing! Then, maybe, you can respect my looks and I won't have to wear my mask any longer. Ladies and gentlemen, "Dashing" Grooming Tip #6 from yours truly!

We return from the "Dashing" tips to Josh Matthews standing by with Nikki Bella backstage

{Josh Matthews}
Last week Nikki you spent your time off from your injury over on Redemption, that was your first time over there wasn't it? What did you think?

{Nikki Bella}
I don't know Josh it doesn't matter whether you're watching Breakdown or Redemption the fact of the matter is the Divas Division here in the XWL is becoming more boring by the second!

{Josh Matthews}
What do you mean? Over on Redemption we have Maryse and Eve in the middle of a five sta-

{Nikki Bella}
I know, I know, Eve's jealousy for Maryse turned out to create a pretty big rivalry between the two, and sure Kelly Kelly offered to be Natalya's personal punching bag, bu-

{Josh Matthews}
Actually Kelly Kelly was able to defe-

{Nikki Bella}
You see you say Kelly Kelly's name and I just immediately stop caring about whatever else you're going to say Josh, the thing is, Kelly Kelly and Nattie, Eve and Maryse, sure they're exciting but are they exciting enough?

{Josh Matthews}
Well I for one think so

{Nikki Bella}
Well then that's a problem. Don't you remember back when Lay-Cool and The Beautiful People were still relevant? Don't you remember the excitement that those two tag teams brought? Has your expectations for the Divas gone so low that you actually think that Kelly Kelly or Eve are exciting enough? The Bella Twins throwing The Chickbusters down from their high horse, now that's exciting! But instead I'm stuck watching from the sidelines because of that spazzy loser AJ Lee injuring my knee in our match all those weeks ago! Myself and Brie make up the greatest tag team in the XWL and seeing as Lay-Cool has fizzled out into nothingness it looks like The Chickbusters are the only pretenders left who think that they can be us, but I promise you that AJ Lee and Kaitlyn's time as a tag team is only temporary, myself and Brie, The Bella Twins, we will be together from start to finish, beginning to end, because nothing runs deeper than blood! There's nothing more exciting in the Divas Division then tag teams.

{Josh Matthews}
What about bra and pant-

{Nikki Bella}
Shut up and wipe that smirk off your face before I smack you so hard in the mouth that you'll be frowning for days! There is nothing and no one as exciting as The Bella Twins, and we don't care how jealous that makes every other diva becaue we just Let The Haters Hate!