Christian is shown backstage wrapping around some tape around his nagging arm. A closer look and he has a slight scar right on his forehead, most likely due to the future shock DDT that Drew gave him right on the steel entrance ramp. Christian then clasps his hands, and begins to spin it around for a slight warm-up. Rosa is shown entering the room, and Christian doesn’t even look up toward her.
Rosa: I know, I’m sorry for being a complete moron, and I’m also sorry for not being able to ever be useful in any way shape or form! Ugh, I think I’m just bound to bring trouble to anyone that I partner up with. I don’t know what’s wrong with me…. I love being in XWL. I love seeing the wrestling first hand, but last week because of me Drew ended up DDT’ing you hard right on the steel Christian.
Christian sighs.
Rosa: I’m sorry again. I thank you for giving me a chance to stay in XWL, but you’re a good person, and you really don’t deserve to carry a big burden. Which is what I have been in XWL. Only a burden, and I’m completely useless otherwise.
Christian: Listen Rosa, forget about last week. You really think it was your fault? People like Drew have this little agent inside their heads to tell them to do these horrible things. Drew would have done something bad any other way, so it’s not really your fault. It’s Drew’s fault for being a whiny little sorrowed filled human being.
Rosa: Yeah, but still just look at your forehead…
Christian: Don’t worry about it. This is XWL! We sacrifice our health to get some food on the table, and that’s the end of that. I know what I signed up for. Let’s just forget about that, and move forward. However, don’t think for a second that I will let Drew get away with doing said action to my tender and delicate beautiful face.
Rosa: I guess I’m just feeling guilty because unlike Swagger you’re actually kind to me, and funny to.
Christian: Don’t forget about the obvious better looking part.
Todd Grisham enters.
Todd: It’s good to see you in better shape Christian. I was actually ready to interview you last week after your match with Drew, but never got the chance since you where in the medical room.
Christian: I like how everyone is making a big deal out of what Drew did to me last week. Seriously, this guy deserves to give me the greatest gift ever for helping him get attention, which is what he has been craving for a very long time. But, like I was telling my delightful companion here a second ago that will not go unpunished. Last week I defeated Drew Mcintyre in a very good match. Probably the best match he has ever had in XWL. Drew, two weeks ago you whined like a little baby, and go figure you got results the next week. I still ended up beating you but the aftermath is what has everyone buzzing.
Todd: What do you intend to do when it comes to Drew Micntyre?
Christian: Sadistic Conquest is 2 weeks away, right? I think it’s time to collect on the gift that Drew Mcintyre owes me. Think of it as a late Cinco de Mayo type of fiasco. Just you know, this party will have two big guys beating each other up. Hey, to make up for the lack of excitement we can have Rosa sing to me with mariaches after I defeat Drew Mcintyre.
Rosa laughs.
Christian: But seriously, I challenge Drew Mcintyre to a match at Sadistic Conquest. Last week I was just looking to ready my path up the ranks in XWL, but now in this match I will be looking forward to inflicting pain and anguish upon the sinister Scotsman. I can’t let Rosa’s emotional distress go unpunished! Now what’s it going to be Drew? Do you accept? I’ll be waiting for your answer, but odds are you will accept because for the first time in almost a year you will be on PPV! That’s what you wanted now, isn’t it? But at what expense? Was this all really worth it Drew Mcintyre? Well, these questions will be answered when Rosa, Myself and my peeps out there go to Sadistic conquest and absolutely kick your ass back to Scotsman so you can whine to your fellow countrymen.
Crowd cheers.
Todd: Well, that’s an interesting challenge. I’m certainly looking forward to that match if Drew accepts that is. But, staying in the present day how do you feel about facing the Big show tonight? He hasn’t had many matches in XWL, but the ones that have been shown illustrates the amount of pain his opponents go through when facing the 7 foot giant.
Christian: This is the same old cliché match-up. David Vs Goliath, and right now I’m not in the best shape to face said giant. Still have this nagging arm due to Del Rio’s attack about a month ago, and now my forehead is pretty banged up due to Drew. I’m hurt, but that’s not going to stop me. The Big Show is strong, powerful and downright ugly but he’s slow and I’m fast. My legs are in top notch form right now, and they’re going to be of great use in that right when I face the Big show. He’s an all time great you can say, and I know I have to watch out for that damn Knockout punch because if he hits me with that I might not even make it to Sadistic conquest, and will end up looking like a loser making the challenge only to end up not arriving.
Christian looks upward.
Christian: Who am I kidding?Big show you can hit me with that punch all you want, but Drew take that smirk off of your dam big head. I will be there at Sadistic conquest no matter what happens tonight! As for the Big Show, get ready for a big fall because Christian is looking to win tonight!
Crowd cheers.
Christian: Now on to another matter. Rosa, I don’t want you going out there with me tonight. Big Show isn’t really someone safe to be around, and before you know it he will catch you, and make a big heaping can of bean soup out of you in seconds. I’m sure you understand right?
Rosa: Don’t worry about me Christian. I understand.
Christian nods, and he then leaves the room.
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*We return to ringside after Christian's interview and....*
*Jeff Hardy's theme plays through the arena and the fans jump to there feet as Jeff Hardy comes out from the back and does his signature dance.*
*Jeff walks down to the ring and gives little kid high fives. He gets near the end of the and continues to give high fives along the front row. He turns around and heads up the stairs and gos into the ring.*
*He climbs the turnbuckle and looks at all the fans. He jumps off the turnbuckle and walks around the ring.*
*Jeff grabs a mic and begins to speak.*
[JEFF HARDY] "So earlier A certain man called me out. That man being CM Punk. He claims that I am a fraud, a lier, and I'm only trying to increase my wallet size. Well he doesn't know how wrong he is because this is the real Jeff Hardy. I honestly and truly care about my fans unlike CM Punk. Week after week, I come out here and put my body on the line for all of you, and not for the money."
"Also he calls me a bad influence. Yeah, in the past I have made some mistakes that I regret but my mistakes, have made me stronger. But Punk you have spent years devoting yourself to helping Me. But, did I ever want your help? No! Did I ever need your help? No! Will I ever need your help? Hell No!"
"Now Punk, it seems like you want to start a fight with me and try to get me fired once again. But trust me, this time I won't be the loser. This time, it's Jeff Hardy's time! And for my benefit? Only thing that will benefit myself and all the fans. If you just shut your mouth for once. You want a fight Punk, you've got one."
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 4/24/2011 - 5/1/2011 Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:12 am
*After a short commercial break, we are brought back live to XWL Breakdown where the sound of "End Of Days" can be heard.*
[Jim Ross] Welcome back to XWL Breakdown ladies and gentlemen!
[Joey Styles] And business is about to pick up!
*Justin Gabriel and Wade Barrett make their way out from the back. Wade Barrett is still wearing the same expression from earlier in the night when he walked out on a backstage interview. His eyes are firmly fixed on the ring and his gaze doesn't falter as he walks down the ramp. At his side, Justin Gabriel appears to be his normal cocky self. Both men receive huge heat from the crowd as they eventually reach the squared circle.*
[Joey Styles] Wade Barrett seems a little "off" tonight wouldn't you say King?
[Jerry "The King" Lawler] A little "off"? Wouldn't you be a little "off" after being involved in that brawl last week? I really thought Ted Dibiase and Wade Barrett were going to kill each other!
[Jim Ross] It was a slobberknocker that's for sure... just imagine what both men will do to each other inside the sadistic Hell In A Cell in just two short weeks!
*As Barrett & Gabriel's music dies down, both stand in the center of the ring. Barrett begins to speak.*
[Wade Barrett] As I'm sure you're all aware... last week I was hospitalized by Ted Dibiase after he spinebustered me through an announce table...
*The crowd pops in a huge way.*
[Wade Barrett] Ted Dibiase thought it would be funny to come out here and interrupt me once again... but only this time he took it one step further. He decided to physically assault me for no good reason.
*The crowd jeers Barrett.*
[Jerry "The King" Lawler] Wasn't he the one who threw the first punch last week?
[Joey Styles] If I do recall correctly King you're right. It seems Wade Barrett might be suffering from amnesia after last week.
[Jim Ross] Maybe so, or maybe he just remembers what he wants to remember.
[Wade Barrett] While I was sat in a hospital bed for the last week, I had plenty of time to think about the events that unfolded during Ted's attack. How I destroyed his ribs on the barricade...
*The crowd roars in disapproval.*
[Wade Barrett] How Ted was crying and begging me for mercy as I landed blow, after blow onto his body. He was simply no match for me and he regretted provoking the hornet's nest.
*""Wade sucks" chants begin.*
[Jerry "The King" Lawler] I think you may be right JR, from what I can remember the brawl was pretty even with both men landing offense. This guy is making it seem like it was one-sided!
[Wade Barrett] But then Ted Dibiase resorted to cheap underhanded tactics like the pathetic coward he is. While my back was turned, Ted managed to sneakily grab a ring bell and he took a cheap shot at me with it which led to the spinebuster through the table...
*The crowd once again pops in a huge way.*
[Wade Barrett] Ever since that moment, I have been in agony. But I decided to show up here tonight to get some retribution for last week, against doctors orders. The 6 man tag team match will still go ahead, and I have assembled a team which will undoubtedly walk away with the victory tonight. My partners will be none other than "The Rated R Superstar" Edge, a man who is everything I aspire to be in this business and a man who I respect with every fiber of my being.
*The crowd boos.*
[Wade Barrett] And my so-called "friend" Justin Gabriel...
*Barrett's tone has changed and he rounds on Gabriel with a furious expression.*
[Wade Barrett] Where were you last week? Where were you when I needed you the most? What happened to having each others backs?
[Jerry "The King" Lawler] Uh-oh!
*Justin Gabriel snatches the mic out of Wade Barrett's hand.*
[Justin Gabriel] Having each others backs? What happened to you each and every week when I've been on the biggest losing steak of my life? Where was you to help me through that? I've picked myself up each and every week, whilst you've been busy concerned with the one thing you are always concerned with... yourself. You see, the reason I wasn't out here last week to help you, is because I had my own business to take care of. In case you missed it, last week I put my body through hell in the most brutal match of my career, and I came up just short.
[Justin Gabriel] Part of our plan was to rise together, but you've left me behind like I don't even matter. So, I thought why would you need my help? You've been out here dominating everyone each and every week whilst I've been coming up short every single week. So why would the mighty Wade Barrett need me to help him get past the same guy he dominated each and every week? This "partnership" has always been about one thing, and that's you. When we joined forces, it was you who was the focus. So I thought it was time for it to be about Justin Gabriel. So I took it upon myself to try make a name for myself, to try and reach the heights that you are at. And I did that at the expense of Kurt Angle.
[Justin Gabriel] So before you com....
*Wade Barrett then cuts off Justin Gabriel by snatching the mic back. Both men are at boiling point.*
[Wade Barrett] You listen to me! I have always had your back! If you were in the same situation that I was in last week, I would've been down that ramp in a heartbeat! You say I've left you behind with my success? Well how about you stop whining and complaining... keep your jealousy to yourself... and actually do something with your career! This agreement that we have going on is to protect ourselves and BOTH of our bright careers. If you're not willing to live up that, then I suggest you get the hell out of this ring!
*Both men stare intently at one another with clenched fists. After what seems like an eternity, Justin Gabriel takes a step back and leaves the ring while shaking his head at Wade Barrett.*
[Joey Styles] I think we've just seen the implosion of the partnership between Wade Barrett and Justin Gabriel!
[Jerry "The King" Lawler] How will this affect tonight's huge tag team matchup? Is it now 3-on-2?
[Jim Ross] I assume so King but I guess we'll find out later tonight...
*Barrett watches Gabriel leave with hawk-like eyes before the screen fades to black for another commercial break.*
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 4/24/2011 - 5/1/2011 Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:43 am
XWL comes back from commercial, to find Tyson Kidd and Dolph Ziggler standing at opposite ends of the ring, being announced as the camera focuses on each of them. Tyson raises his fist into the air as his name is called, and the crowd lets out a pop. Dolph remains still, focused, as he is announced, and his name generates heat from the crowd.
The bell rings as they both circle around the ring. Eventually, they meet in the middle and Tyson gains a quick advantage with a side headlock, but a side elbow from Ziggler right to his sternum forces him to release the hold. Kidd is backed up into the corner, before being irish whipped hard across the ring, into the turnbuckle, which he hits with such crippling force, that he falls straight down on his face.
Dolph Ziggler smirks, pulls back his hair, and motions his hands towards Tyson in a taunting fashion, once again, causing the crowd to boo him. He picks him up by his head, kicks him in the gut, and nails a DDT. He seems to be enjoying his methodical pace, and picks up Tyson once again, but as he does, Tyson shoves his arms away, and lands a massive slap to the side of his face, which is heard throughout the arena! Tyson grabs Dolph from under, and rolls him up in a school boy pinning attempt!
1...
2..
Kick out by Dolph!
Ziggler recovers quickly and swiftly moves Kidd into the ropes, and irish whips him. He goes for a clothesline as he comes back, but Tyson ducks, and springboards off the ropes, and lands a massive dropkick to the face, causing Dolph to fall back, and then roll right over onto his face!
Tyson crawls over and once again goes for a cover.
1...
2...
Another kick out!
Tyson looks surprised as Ziggler rolls over to the ropes. He is outside on the apron, as Kidd goes over to resume his punishment, but he is grabbed by the back of his head, and his throat is pulled right into the top rope! He stumbles back, as Ziggler makes his way into the ring, landing shots. He beats down on him in the corner, choking him with his foot as he slumps down.
He is finally pulled back the referee, who scolds him for overusing the strikes to the head of Tyson and using closed fists. Dolph shoves him out the way, and brings Tyson up to a standing position. Kidd tries to fight back, going for a punch to the face, but Dolph counters, spins around, and locks him in the sleeper hold!
Tyson starts fading, and begins to go limp as Ziggler puts all the pressure on his temple. The official lifts Tyson's arm once, it falls down. He lifts another time, it slumps to the ground once again. The official does it one final time, and Kidd shoots his fist into the air. He slowly begins to stand, and quickly grabs the ropes next to him, not only would that force Ziggler to break the hold, Tyson musters up the strength to buck forward, sending him over the ropes and right out onto the floor below!
Tyson falls back, trying to figure out again where he is, as Dolph slowly but surely picks himself up on the outside. He gets on the apron, seemingly going for a springboard. He bounces off the ropes, going for a front dropkick on Kidd. Kidd quickly sidesteps out of the way, and Dolph is left grabbing his back in pain. Quickly, Tyson gets over there, and lifts dolphs legs up, putting one of his own inbetween, and locking the legs up. He's trying to turn him over for The Sharpshoooter!
Ziggler claws and fights to stay on his back, but he is eventually turned over onto his belly, and tremendous pressure is applied onto his back. He crawls, yelling in pain, telling the referee he doesn't want to give up. He reaches for the sanctuary of the bottom rope, but he just can't reach it in time. Dolph Ziggler submits to the Sharpshooter.
Your Winner:
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 4/24/2011 - 5/1/2011 Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:49 am
*As the commercial comes to a close, Breakdown resumes with The Beautiful People shown onscreen in a backstage environment. There is also an interviewer who is out of view of the camera.*
[Interviewer] Angelina Love, Velvet Sky, the both of you remain undefeated in your XWL careers despite management giving you new opponents each and every single week. This week you get the night off, but what are your thoughts on your dominance of the females of XWL and - I have to ask you because everyone wants to know - when will Angelina be cashing in her Miss Money In The Bank Briefcase?
*Angelina is the one to respond.*
[Angelina Love] Look Velvet, Lauren blew us off again! Instead we get another random nameless greaseball asking us questions. I don't know which I'd prefer. You'd think with a company this big they'd at least hire some decent interviewers. But anyway, to answer your questions; We feel good about our dominance in XWL, but we aren't surprised. Ever since we debuted in this company we've always said we aren't "divas" or Barbie Dolls trying to make money just from looking pretty and dancing around in our underwear. We are professional wrestlers. As a matter of fact we are the two very best females in this industry and our records so far prove that... AND we can look beautiful without even trying.
[Interviewer] And what about your Miss Money In The Bank Briefcase?
[Angelina Love] If I told you I was going to cash this in tonight what would you do?
*The interviewer gets all excited and responds in an eager tone.*
[Interviewer] You're cashing it in tonight?!?
[Angelina Love] No you idiot! It's for us to know when and for you and the rest of the world to wait and find out. You're so gullible. If I made an announcement on worldwide television I was cashing in tonight, doesn't that take away the element of surprise that comes along with Money In The Bank? Doesn't that kind of take away from the whole point of Money In The Bank if the first place?
[Interviewer] Well I guess so.
[Angelina Love] Exactly! So you and the rest of the world had better shut your pieholes about when I'm cashing in this case. It's getting so annoying being asked the same thing over and over and over again!
[Interviewer] And what about you Velvet? You've been pretty quiet thus far... are you getting tired of playing second-fiddle to Angelina?
[Angelina Love] What?!?
*Velvet begins to laugh, but then notices the interview isn't laughing either... A furious Velvet speaks.*
[Velvet Sky] Wait, wait... Really? That wasn't a joke?... THAT WASN'T A JOKE?
*The interviewer goes to speak but Velvet cuts her off, Velvet calms herself down but still talks in an angered tone.*
[Velvet Sky] So let me get this straight, just because I was letting Angelina have her time to speak. You're getting the idea that I'm playing "second-fiddle" to Angelina? You really are that dumb aren't you? Ever since we debuted here in XWL we have been the dominant women wrestlers, we're both equally talented. So how in the hell do you think that I play second-fiddle?!
[Interviewer] Well, erm, from what I have observed with both of your careers in XWL. Angelina has been the focal point if the Beautiful People, I mean, she even won Money in the Bank!
[Velvet Sky] Ohhhhh, I get it now. You're trying to cause friction between us just for your interview aren't you? You want to get a big scoop on the best thing to happen in the womens division, you're looking for all of the big reports for your "dirt sheets" on your stupid little websites! Well I'm so so sorry to dissapoint you and your nerdy fat disgusting friends, that's right. All of you watching at home right now stuffing your big fat faces! If you ever try something like that again with us we will make sure you'll have something to report, the story of how you were fired from XWL!
[Angelina Love] You know what Velvet? I think we've wasted enough of our precious time with this douchebag! We may not have a match tonight but we have some important "business" to attend to... so...
*The Beautiful People high five.*
[The Beautiful People] HOLLER!
*Both Velvet and Angelina walk out of view of the camera to end the segment. A video package for tonights big tag main event is shown, followed by a commerical break.*
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 4/24/2011 - 5/1/2011 Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:51 am
*As we return from commercial, the camera fades to backstage, the cameraman is running through a hall and female screams are heard. The camera reaches a locker room and opens the door, Mickie James is seen stumbling on her feet as Angelina Love and Velvet Sky attack her. Angelina is repeatedly hitting Mickie in the head and Velvet is behind her hitting her in the back. Mickie elbows Velvet in the stomach and kicks Angelina in the knee, she tries to fight back but it's too much. Velvet chop blocks Mickie as she falls to the ground, Angelina and Velvet kick her knee repeatedly as Velvet shouts "Get the case!"*
*Angelina goes out of sight and returns with her Money in the Bank briefcase, Mickie is in a sitting position and Angelina clobbers her over the head with the steel briefcase. A little bit of blood trickles down Mickies head as she looks unconscious but BP continue to stomp her again. Security bursts into the room to seperate the ladies, two security guards try to get Angelina away but she proceeds to slap one of them in the face. Velvet goes to attack Mickie again but a large security guard just lifts her and carries her out of the room as she kicks and screams. The cameras go to ringside in the midst of this hectic scene.*
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A short dramatic video package highlighting the brawl last week between bitter rivals Ted Dibiase, and Wade Barrett plays, we then switch to a camera view of what looks to be a hotel room in a very messy state. The visual shifts showing ring attire hanging out of a stuffed suit case, and stray food wrappers from various restaurants in many different places. The sound of someone clearing their throat can be heard and we finally see the holder of said camera, Ted Dibiase. He appears to be holding an IPhone close to his face reflecting off a mirror.
A pop from the live crowd can be heard through the footage from the titantron, Ted smiles then clears his throat once more.
Ted Dibiase: So I bet you're all wondering why I am not at the arena yet. Is it because I’m too busy cleaning my hotel room up so that the maids don't kill me in my sleep? Or perhaps it's because I’m scared of Wade Barrett.....
He laughs out loud hard then wipes a fake tear from his eye.
Ted Dibiase: Yeah I tried, but I can't say that without laughing! So let’s see, what could the other reason be...Is it because I don't want to go in that locker room ever again after the things John Cena said? For the benefit of those who missed it, I’ll just say what everyone thought after hearing it....EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Ted Dibiase: So enough about weird locker room games, let’s get into the action that everyone is talking about! No seriously, people besides me are talking about ME! Can you believe it? Ol Teddy is moving on up, moving on up...
He begins to sing poorly but in a hilarious tone.
Ted Dibiase: TO THE EAST SIDE....I FINALLY GOT A PIECE OF THAT PIE ROCK ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT!!!
Ted Dibiase: I should really just stick to my day job, huh?
Ted Dibiase: But back to the unbelievable thing, I saw Edge was interviewed talking about my match at Sadistic Conquest. Wanna know another incredible thing, so was the reigning XWL World Heavyweight Champion! Chris freakin Jericho is talking about my match! I appreciate the confidence in my future victory Mr. Jericho, and I promise you I won't let ya down! Now onto Edge, I gotta say man you hit the nail right on head! It's not about the title, it's about whooping that Englishman's ass as much as possible! Although, the title will make a nice war trophy.
He winks
Ted Dibiase: Next I would like to talk about my partners tonight, the debuting as a team, but returning Paul London and...A former XWL World Heavyweight Champion, Brian Kendrick! No that wasn't an error, he seriously is a former World champion. Believe me when they said he was I had to double check, then I checked again and again....And well finally I realized I should check the most reliable source of all, Wikipedia! But of course I’m just joking, I take nothing away from Kendrick at all because he has that accomplishment and no one can ever deny him that. I look forward to teaming up with you guys and can't wait to see some of the crazy stuff you do in that ring!
Ted Dibiase: Now I would like to have a very special segment titled, the many many many many many many many many many many many many many!!! Faces of Wade Barrett. We've got a hell in a cell match in about two weeks and one thing is for certain we will see some trademark vintage Wade Barrett expressions! I actually have printed out some awesome photos for this segment, I feel all professional! You think Vickie might give me my own show if I do a good job? Here’s hoping!
The IPhone then zooms out, and we see Ted's full body in the reflection of the mirror.
Ted Dibiase: Let's start off with a look at Wade Barrett before that oh so amazing XWL makeover!
Ted Dibiase: You know, this one is almost too easy! His curly long hair, his widely open shirt....Clearly this guy wasn't in the mood for a photo. I mean look at that blank expression, this photo was taken at a time that Barrett couldn't believe it seems, but what was it...
He looks down at the photo then cracks up laughing.
Ted Dibiase: Oh that's right, it's his mugshot! Now hold up guys, don't go judging Wade Barrett, because you'd be surprised at how many people have had so much fun, that they got drunk, and then got arrested! But being the law abiding citizen that I am, I wouldn't know...
Ted Dibiase: Whoops, how'd that get in there...
He playfully laughs, then grabs the picture of his mugshot and balls it up then tosses it away.
Ted Dibiase: This next face is probably one of my favorites!
Ted Dibiase: When I look at this photo, my first thought is..."Who pissed him off?!" But then I laugh and say oh thats right, me!
A smirk appears on his happy face he then pulls out another image to show
Ted Dibiase: When I google imaged Wade, I expected a lot of pictures, like a lot because this guy can make anyone laugh just by doing many of the faces you will see tonight. But when I stumbled upon this picture, I thought to myself "Wow a Frenchman looks like Wade Barrett!." But then I realized, wait a second, that is Wade Barrett!
Ted Dibiase: Can somebody get this dog, I mean man, I mean dog, oh wait I said that already didn't I? But anyways someone please get this guy some water, damn theres a joke in here somewhere about another superstar in XWL, but the TRUTH is, I won't say who.
Ted Dibiase: I don't even...Why is he...How come he... What the... Moving on!
Ted Dibiase: This next face shows Wade Barrett can actually smile! No i'm actually serious, theres nothing wrong with this face, it's too bad we never see it. Damn that person that makes him so grouchy all the time...
Ted Dibiase: Doesn't he look so smug, and so proud to be Intercontinental Champion? I imagine this will be his exact composure right before our hell in a cell match.
Ted Dibiase: Can anyone guess what this face of Wade Barrett is? Thats right everyone, it's the look or lack therefor of after I take his Intercontinental Championship! Thats right Wade, hide your head, and shield your eyes from the epicness that will be Ted Dibiase Jr, Intercontinental Champion! Damn I like the sound of that!
Ted Dibiase: We've seen many different facial expressions by Wade Barrett throughout his short time here, and believe me there are like thousands! Narrowing these down so I didn't bore you guys was so tough. Truth be told, I would like to hold a moment of silence right now for the pictures that will not be shown right now.
He bows his head, then shuts his eyes as we hear nothing for an entire minute.
Ted Dibiase: You're lost, but never forgotten! Now lets show our final picture of this very interesting show. I can proudly say I didn't have to Google, Facebook,Yahoo,Photobucket,imgur,tinypic, or Myspace it! I know what you're all thinking, and yes Myspace does still exist.
Ted Dibiase: But this came from exclusive footage of Wade Barrett after our little fun we had last week. You guys remember that right? I sure hope you do, if ya don't i'll just have try harder this week. Did I say this week, I meant at Sadistic Conquest duh! Vickie told us to behave and being the well behaved adults we are I give you my scouts honor nothing will happen tonight...
He winks with a sly smile on his face.
Ted Dibiase: Anyways back to the last photo, Wade had to be taken to the trainers room first for examination...Lets just say he was a little red in the face.
A cheesey smile follows after finishing that last sentence
Ted Dibiase: He really should turn that frown upside down, does he want us to think hes in pain or something?! I mean come on, talk about a total drama queen. Well guys this concludes this very exciting segment titled, Wade's many many many many many many many many many many many many many faces!
Ted Dibiase: Now if you will all excuse me, I have to go drive to the arena so Vickie doesn't chew me out ...She might enjoy that actually so yeah definitely wanna prevent that.
He grabs his sweat pants then pulls them off with ease revealing his wrestling gear underneath.
Ted Dibiase: Yes i'm driving to the arena, in my wrestling trunks, with no shirt on and no pants.
Ted grabs some sunglasses off the table, and with a cocky look on his face he looks at the phone
Ted Dibiase: Deal with it!
Dibiase then places the shades on his face and the video ends.
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The match begins with Show moving toward Big show, while Christian remains on his corner not exactly sure how he’s going to start the match. Big show goes for a while punch, but Christian ducks and he slaps the giant right in the skull. Not sure how smart that was because now Big Show is in a very angry mood. He goes running toward Christian, and he fights back with a low dropkick that sends Big Show head first into the turnbuckle pad. Christian then climbs the second rope and he punches Big show about 5 times before Show simply uses his strength to push Christian to the other side of the ring. Christian gets up fast, and he runs hitting a clothesline on the big show, but it barely fazes him at all. He runs to the ropes but upon rebound Big show knocks him down with a big boot right to the skull. Christian shakes his head, and now Big show picks up Christian chopping him on his chest! Christian screams in pain, but Big Show doesn’t stop with that one chop. He chops him again, and Christian falls flat on his face! Big Show then walks over Christian’s back! Christian is rolling around the ring already in excruciating pain! Christian use the ropes for leverage, and Big Show goes running toward Christian, but Christian ducks to pulls the ropes causing Big Show to land outside! Christian takes a couple of seconds to recap, but this gave Big Show time to get up. Christian runs to the ropes, and then hits a low baseball slide causing Big Show to fall back toward the announce table. Christian then dives over the ropes, but Big Show catches him like nothing. He then was going to push him toward the steel post, but Christian gets up his shoulder followed by him ramming Big show’s head right to the post. Christian then climbs the apron, and he hooks Show’s head hitting a tornado DDT with his head landing right on the outside mat.
Christian goes back into the ring more than happy to welcome the countout victory. Big Show gets up by the count of 6 though, and he climbs the ropes. Christian goes for a punch but Big Show just pushes him away. Big Show then clotheslines Christian down! He lifts his hand up high, already sizing up for the chokeslam. He clutches Christian’s throat, and lifts him up, but Christian jumps over Big Show’s shoulder chop blocking the giant a couple of times until he falls on one knee. Christian then runs to the ropes to hit a running boot right on Show’s skull but he still doesn’t get knocked down! Christian runs back to the ropes, and show lashes back with a chop to the chest that knocks Christian down. Big show goes for the cover since he was already on one knee..1…2…2 count. He picks up Christian, and locks in a dreaded bearhug. Christian tries to punch Big Show in the head, but that just fuels the giant even more! He locks in more pressure, and Christian is starting to fade and fast! The crowd chants for him, and that’s allows him to get some momentum. He punches Show as many times as he can hoping that he doesn’t apply anymore pressure. The giant lets up and becomes dazed. Christian goes to the top rope, and he dives hitting a missile dropkick that knocks the Big Show down! Christian quickly goes for the cover…1…1 count Show throws Christian to the other side of the ring with ease. Christian locks in a sleeper hold, while also locking his legs around Show’s waist. Big Show easily gets up, and he runs back first into the turnbuckle causing Christian to fall of.
Christian is dazed on the turnbuckle, and Big Show goes running hitting a running clothesline. He then runs to the ropes, but Christian fights back with a dropkick that stops Show’s maneuver. Big Show is still standing though, and now Christian goes behind him going for the killswitch, but he can barely move shows long and heavy arms. Big Show arm drags him easily, and he then runs toward him to hits a devastating spear. Big Show now goes for the chokeslam, but Christian is using the ropes to hold on. Big Show ends up placing him on the top rope. Christian kicks him in the head until he falls back into the middle of the ring, and he then dives going for a crossbody, but once again Big Show catches him in mid-air. Big Show walks around the ring with Christian on hold just to show off his strength. Big Show then hits scoop slam right in the middle of the ring. Big Show then picks him up, and he lifts him up for a powerbomb clutch. However Christian manages to get up, and then goes for a sunset flip pin, but he can’t turn Big Show around for the complete cover. Big Show goes for a banzai drop, but Christian immediately gets out of the way. He then hooks Big’s head from behind, hitting a reverse DDT! He goes for the cover..1…2….2 count. Christian once again goes to the top rope, and Big show slowly moves toward him not even sure where he’s at. Christian goes for his tornado DDT, but Big Show punches him right on the gut multiple times. Big Show then climbs the second rope but Christian punches him until he falls down in big bang fashion. Big Show gets up, with his back facing Christian who’s on the top rope. Christian hooks Show’s head from behind. He then hits a Tornado Reverse DDT of the top rope. He quickly covers Big show right after the move..1….2…3.
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Jr: That was a great win for Christian. Not every day you see someone who’s half the size of Big show actually beat him without the aid of anyone or weapons of any sort. Very impressive victory.
Style: Indeed Jr.Christian was getting decimated at some points of the match, but he still managed to pull through. Wonder how Drew will react. Christian just beat someone who weights 250 pounds more than Drew Mcintyre.
King: What are you trying to say? You think beating Big Show is a big deal? You think Drew will be intimidated by Christian? Please, don’t make me laugh. Big Show isn’t exactly the guy to beat around here.
Jr: Well regardless, this is definitely a statement toward Drew Mcintyre. If he does actually accept Christian’s challenge for Sadistic Conquest then he should know after seeing this match that beating Christian isn’t really an easy task.
Christian takes in a deep breath in the middle of the ring, and the referee raises his hand up in victory. He looks proud of his victory over the Big Show, and then goes to the top rope.
Various replays are shown of the match, and when they all end Christian nods to the crowd. He then jumps down, and by the looks of it he was looking to leave the ring, but suddenly the titantron focuses to event occurring backstage. Rosa Mendez is on the floor trembling in fear Christian looks shocked, but completely confused at the same time.
Rosa: P-p-please leave me alone! O-o-r Christian will come here to defend me….
Drew: I don’t see your white knight around, to your misfortune my dear.
The camera moves more upward to Show Drew Mcintyre’s smug. He looks toward Christian, who points at him yelling at him to not touch Rosa at all! Drew just lets out a very low laugh, and he then picks up Rosa by pulling her arm. No respect at all for Rosa Mendez. Rosa looks like she’s going to start crying at any moment now. Christian immediately goes between the ropes, and he runs up the ramp.
Jr: I can’t believe this. Drew doesn’t have to scare Rosa! She’s not even a diva, so this is absolute abuse. Why can’t Drew just come face to face with Christian like a man?
King: To be honest Jr, I’m loving this. Rosa deserves this for all the money she owes to XWL anyways.
Jr: King, do you honestly have a soul? What a horrible thing to say. Who knows What Drew can possibly do to Rosa. I hope Christian arrives in time before a tragedy occurs.
The camera goes backstage, and Christian is shown running in the hallway pushing anything or anyone that blocks his path. He eventually reaches his locker room, and Rosa is shown covering her eyes. Christian looks around, and then touches Rosa who jumps up thinking it was Drew, but she’s happy when she see’s Christian in the flesh. She hugs Christian, and Christian is a little wary on the situation. Everything seem’s to be intact. However. Rosa begins to scream, and that’s because Drew is right behind Christian. He slams a steel chair right on his back! Christian falls down on one knee, and Drew then drops the chair. He places Christian nagging arm on top of the chair, and he then stomps his arm!
Rosa:STOP! DON’T HURT HIM!
Christian is in pain, and Drew now slowly kneels down to look at Christian for a couple of seconds enjoying his pain. Christian looks up at Drew, but he can’t really swing a punch. The damage was done!
Drew: You do know that I’m enjoying this, correct?
Drew then gets up, and leaves laughing. Rosa then goes to Christian’s side to check up on him, but she then jumps back to the wall when Drew returns.
Drew: Don’t worry sweetheart. You aren’t exactly my type. This is just business between two professionals. Christian, consider the challenge accepted. No regrets, and no mercy! Sadistic Conquest will be the night when I…….when I……….!
Drew’s veins look like they’re going to pop out of his forehead, but he stops what he was going to say, and now he really leaves. Rosa once again tends to Christian, and then various EMT’s come to check up on him.
XWL comes back from the latest segment, as we see Tyson Kidd walking backstage with a towel around his neck after his battle with Dolph Ziggler. Someone pats him on the back as a well done. He continues his stroll and breathes a sigh of relief into the air, a smile on his face. He approaches his locker room, and tries to open it. For some reason, it appears to be locked, and this confuses him. He looks around for someone to unlock it, but he's suddenly hit with a massive forearm shot from behind!
The camera pans to reveal Triple H as the attacker, as he stands over Kidd. He stares emotionless at Tyson, looking over him, Kidd is visibly in pain. His emotionless face quickly fades as he begins to stomp on Kidd's head, aiming square for the temple. He falls to his knees and fires straight, closed right fists to the cranium of Tyson Kidd until his head begins to bleed, not flooding with blood but a small trickle of crimson. Triple H smacks his head of the concrete before wiping the blood from his victim's face and staring at his hands, after a few seconds he smears the blood over his face and torso and jumps to his feet!! He is now screaming with rage at Tyson Kidd...
Triple H: Tyson, you shouldn't have played hero! You shouldn't have crossed The Cerebral Assassin! Kidd! Kid! Answer me! Were 's the heroics now! That's right! All your will power is smeared on me, taken by me! You better pray you go into a hospital for this because if you make it there I am not going to hurt you at Sadistic Conquest! No, at MY Pay-Per-View, I am going to KILL you!
Triple H slowly reverts back to the emotionless state and subtly creeps backwards out of frame. Immediately the camera man drops the camera and calls for help as the show fades to commercial....
TheFilthParade Main Eventer
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 4/24/2011 - 5/1/2011 Sun May 01, 2011 5:08 am
Normal Divas Match
AJ Lee Vs Madison Rayne
Jonguin Main Eventer
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 4/24/2011 - 5/1/2011 Sun May 01, 2011 7:57 am
*While Madison celebrates her win the screen goes black until we hear; "WOAH, YOU'RE ONLY SMOKE AND MIRRORS.*
I was going to write this out, but then I realized, why should I, THERE'S A VIDEO!
Zander Main Eventer
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 4/24/2011 - 5/1/2011 Sun May 01, 2011 8:27 am
The camera cuts from Madison celebrating to the backstage interview area with Todd Grisham
Todd: Hello there ladies and gentlemen i am here now with one of the four combatants involved in tonights main event
The camera turns and The Rock is seen staring into nothing, looking focused and determined
Todd: Umm, Rock, do you have anything to say about tonights ma.....
The Rock breaks his concentration and puts a hand to Todds mouth stopping his sentence
The Rock: FINALLY. THE ROCK! HAS COME BACK! TOOOOOOOOOOO CHAAAAARLOTTE!
The arena explodes into excited cheers and chants
The Rock: You wanna know what The Rock has to say? Let The Rock say this! He has not been as excited for a match in years, than he is for this epic battle thats about to unfold infront of evvvveeeryboody in North Carolina!
Todd: Do you trust Chris Jericho, your partner heading into this match?
The Rock: This is a tought business Todd, it's eat or be eaten and The Rock can safely say he trusts Chris Jericho about as much as he trusts Alberto Del Rio with his house keys. Not one damn bit, but so far, when push comes to shove, The Rock and Chris Jericho have had each others back. The Rock respects Jericho and has every single bit of faith in his in-ring ability, so tonight, The Peoples Champ and Y2J are gonna go out there and BAM! slap the mexican right out of Alberto Del Rio, CRACK! Slap that silly beard right off the face of Sheamus, The Refs gonna come over, raise out hands in victory, Chris Jericho and The Rock are gonna stroll down the ramp, suit up, shades on and we are going to hit the town like only The Great One and The Ayatolla of rock and rolla can, Theres gonna be drink, Theres gonna be parties and most importantly of all Todd, theres gonna be.........Pie!
Todd: Well that sounds like a great plan Rock but aren't you underestimating your opponents?
The Rock: OH NO NO NO NO NO! The Rock does not make that mistake, back in The Rocks first match here in XWL he lost to Shawn Michaels and he vowed the very next breakdown to never underestimate another opponent, Alberto Del Rio and Sheamus are two guys fairly new to the business compared to The Rock and Chris Jericho but The Rock can honestly say that they are two tough sumbitches, Alberto Del Rio and The Rock have been putting each other through hell and back since February and The Rock knows EXACTLY what he is capable of, He is a dangerous man with evil intentions but you know what? The Rock couldn't give a giraffes testicle for what Del Rio intends to do!, fact of the matter is this, he drives into this arena every week acting like a tool, strolling down the ramp with a big false smile and claiming to be the best damn thing in The Peoples Ring, However the scary part is Todd, He can back it up and hang with the big dogs, One more step deeper into the mind of Alberto Del Rio though and anybody could see that he is scared, scared of The Rock, scared of what The Rock has planned and scared of his unknown future, so to Alberto Del Rio, The Rock says this, if you wanna talk trash about this and that well then The Rock doesn't give a crap! Just bring it BIT.......
The Rock is cut of by the sound of a sickening crack, He falls to the floor with a pool of blood quickly flowing from the back of his head, Del Rio emerges on screen, led pipe in hand with a massive grin on his face, he raises it towards Todd Grisham who runs off. Del Rio laughs loudly and drops the led pipe, he pulls The Rock to his feet, grabs his cheeks and screams in spanish to his face, He pushes a motionless Rock back and before he can fall again Alberto NAILS him with a HUGE ENZIGURI!.......Proud of his handy work Del Rio smirks and gets on his knees leaning into the zombie like Rock
Subject: XWL Breakdown: 4/24/2011 - 5/1/2011 
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