XWL Breakdown : 5/22/2011 - 5/29/2011

Extreme Rules Match
X-Treme Championship


Drew McIntyre Vs Evan Bourne












Evan Bourne moves back from the table, and Drew with the ladder in hand runs to ram that thing right on Evan’s chest causing him to bounce back toward the set table on the corner. The table doesn’t shatter, but Evan is looking to be in the moon right about now. The crowd is booing as Drew grins feeling the championship victory, almost grasping it while. He turns toward the opposite turnbuckle, and he was then going to run with the ladder to deal the finishing blow, but suddenly..





Drew turns toward the entrance ramp!

King: Oh please no! For once Christian.. Please don’t live up to your word and interfere in this championship match. Drew’s about to win!!!

Jr: He didn’t care at all about a sneak attack King. He even told Drew that if he would make his life a living hell until he accepts his challenge for another match.

Drew screams at the entrance stage, showing his obvious anger. It seem’s like Christian isn’t coming out, and Drew rookie instincts come in as he focuses more on Christian than Evan. The crowd cheer when they see Christian jumping over the barricade with Mr Chair in hand. He enters the ring, and Drew is completely oblivious to his surrounding’s Christian’s theme song stops, and Drew turns around only to be met with a nasty steel chair shot right to the skull. Drew falls down with the ladder right on top of his body. Christian grins toward the crowd as they cheer loudly finally proud to actually cheer for someone in that ring.

King: No no no!

Christian lifts up the steel chair slamming it on the ladder like there’s no tomorrow. The ladder bounces of the ribs of Drew Mcintyre for added pain. It seem’s like he swung that thing ten times or something, but when he’s done he looks a hell of a lot satisfied. He then goes between the ropes, but looks back at the ring at all the destruction.



He the grins as he goes over the barricade running off from plain sight. Meanwhile in the ring Evan is slowly moving while Drew isn’t showing much signs of life at the moment.

King: I hope Christian is proud of himself. He just showed the crowd that he’s just a plain jealous loser. Drew is a star, and he’s not. It’s biting him in the gut!

Jr: You shouldn’t be surprised King. Christian said he would appear during this match at one point or the other. He just didn’t specify when he would show up.

Bourne finally is standing, barely but standing. He looks down at his tweaked knee then begins to hold it breathing heavily he limps towards the ladder and stands it up while Drew is finally moving around shaking his head with blood visible. Evan starts to climb the ladder, but notices Drew finally getting up...He doesn't want a repeat of what happened last week with Justin Gabriel so he hops off as Drew finally gets back to his feet a complete mess from the attack by Christian while Evan quickly goes over to him....

Normal Match

John Cena vs Cody Rhodes

*We return from break with a replay of Shawn Micheals kicking Cody Rhodes in the face at the top of the broadcast. We return live as John Cena and Cody Rhodes are in the ring.*

The bell rings and Cody starts to talk smack to Cena. He tells Cena he heard his words earlier tonight, and he’ll pay him back! Cody slaps Cena across the face, which angers him with no question. He pushes Cody down, and starts to pound on his face! Cody slides out and the ref yells at him to get back in!

King: “Hey, watch his face! The has-been kid already kicked him tonight!”

Cody gets back in and the two men engage in a collar and elbow tie up. Cena quickly gets the advantage over the Dashing One, but he uses his speed to slip out. The men trade holds back and forth until Cena launches Cody off the ropes and hits him with a huge shoulder block! Cody gets right back up, only to be drilled by a clothesline! And another! And yet another huge clothesline! The crowd cheers as Cena whips Cody into the corner.

Cena charges, only for Cody to slip out of the way and hit a huge dropkick. He then drives his knee multiple times into the surgery repaired neck! He picks Cena up by the head, and drills him with a DDT! Cody covers, but he has no trouble in kicking out. He continues the assault and locks in the Camel Clutch, but Cena powers out and drops Cody on his back!

He charges, but Cena catches him and picks him up, only to drill him back down with a face-first suplex! Cody staggers to get up, which allows John to easily throw him outside of the ring. The crowd cheers as he just unloads on Cody all over the ringside area. First, he goes straight into the steel steps! He’s done, but Cena insists on continuing the assault. He picks him up only to throw him straight into the barricade! The crowd cheers as Cena poses with the fans and even signs an autograph while Cody tries to get back up.

He approaches him, but only gets a huge kick into the gut! Cody places him onto the barricade and climbs the steel steps. The commentators aren’t sure what he is planning, but then he leaps off the steps and nails John in the head with the “Beautiful Disaster!” The crowd starts a holy sh*t chant as both men are out cold in the crowd. Soon, they are able to crawl over the barricade as Cody remains in control of the match.

As he staggers in the ring, Rhodes hits a running bulldog onto Cena. He taunts the crowd for a little as Cena uses the ropes to get up. BAM! Cross Rhodes! Cross Rhodes! The cover;

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NO!

The crowd goes crazy as Cena has managed to kick out of the Cross Rhodes! Cody is pissed, and he decides to go high risk. Big mistake! As he goes for the Moonsault, Cena gets his knees in the air! Cody is in huge pain as Cena hits a Russian Leg Sweep on him! He then tires the same thing, and he gets to the top rope. Cody is able to get up and trips Cena. Cody then climbs up as well, but only to get pushed off! As he staggers, “The Leader of the CeNation” hits him with a leg drop! He covers;

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NO!

Cena remains on the attack and he stalks Cody. He gets up, but John hits a dropkick on him! He then gets some pay back by driving his knee into Cody’s neck. As Rhodes is down, Cena singles for the Five Knuckle Shuffle to the crowd’s delight! The crowd is in frenzy as the younger star has a dazed look, but not for long! ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT! Another cover!

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ROPE BREAK!

The crowd and Cena are in disappointment. He goes to pick Rhodes up, but he only
gets the thumb to the eye! As he tries to regroup, Cody drops him with an Alabama Slam! He toys with John by picking him up and throwing him into the ropes, only to hit a hip toss on him once he returned! Cody keeps his grasp of the arm, and he jumps over Cena hitting a stunner like move, doing more damage to the neck! The crowd is booing Cody as he plays with the CeNation leader.

He goes for another dropkick, but he is caught in mid air by the STF! Cody is trapped in the middle of the ring! He must have no choice, but to just tap out! WRONG! In a miracle, well for Cody, he grabs onto the bottom rope closest to him. The ref begins his count as John finally lets go of the devastating hold at the count of four.

Rhodes uses the ropes to get up, but when he turns around Cena gives him the “You Can’t See Me” taunt before drilling him with a punch! Cody flops around the ring, worried about his face. He doesn’t have much time, as he is once again hit by a shoulder block! This time Cena places him on the top rope and gives him one more huge shot. He climbs to the top as well, and hits a huge superplex! Both men are down as the crowd loves the match.

JR: BAH GAWD! THESE MEN MUST BE BROKEN IN HALF!

As both men stagger to get to their feet, Cena sets up for yet another Attitude Adjustment. This time he isn’t as lucky as Cody slips out and BOOM! CROSS RHODES!

King: It’s over! Make it two in a row, Cody!

This time Cody doesn’t go for the cover. Instead, he approaches the corner and “tunes up the band.”

Joey: “You guys don’t think, will he do it?”

King: “Of course he will do it you babbling idiot!”

Much to the crowd’s demise, Cody plants John Cena with SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Cover;

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3!

King: “Two in a row!”

*After the match Cody Rhodes grabs a microphone.*

Cody: “My favorite part…..was when……John Cena got super kicked.”

Immediately after the match Maryse’s theme song begins to play and she sits on her bottom as the referee reaches down to raise her hand in victory, but Maryse shoves him away. The referee exits the ring dejected while Maryse looks down at Beth.

Jr: I got to say I always had kind of a double opinion on Maryse. I know she is talented, but there were those times when she didn’t mind using any uncanny method to come away with the win. Tonight, she not only beat Beth with her own abilities but she.. Dominated. It seemed like she was toying around with her one from time to time.

Style: I-I, I don’t know what to say to be honest. I’m surprised as well because usually you would see Maryse running away from danger, only to sly back into the match to take advantage of an opponent’s vulnerable state. She faced Beth on, and Dominated someone who is practically known for making short work of divas.

King: I’m not sure what all the fuss is about. Maryse won a match! She’s a full bred winner, and tonight was no different. She just went into that ring to do what she does best and show the crowd why she’s divas champion. That’s right, in my mind Maryse is still the rightful champion. I know that she will cash in her rematch clause soon to once again be high on the list leading the divas. Trish is a sitting duck champion.

Maryse finally moves, very serious not looking mad, but not smiling either. She lifts her hands up to face the crowd. Making it crystal clear on their vision who is the winner in the ring.



Maryse then slowly gets back up on her feet, and she walks around the ring as various replays are shown of her match. After all that is done she requests a microphone.

Jr: This should be interesting.. Looks like she’s going to share some words with the XWL universe.

Her theme song eventually stops and she just stands in the ring pretty motionless looking at all the corners in the ring, and then staring long and wide at the crowd as they give her that same mixed reaction as usual. Looks like she’s waiting for them to stop, not wanting to waste her breath with an actual “SHUT YOUR MOUTH’S.” She was about to talk, but she drops her hands.

King: This is hard for mercy, and it’s a shame this crowd has no respect for her whatsoever. She’s the greatest diva champion of all time! The most beautiful diva, and also the most talented.

Style: She’s also good at bursting a bubble. Remember the last time she lost her championship?I remember she actually walked into a match with a make-up dysfunction, and actually wrestled like that.

Maryse: You know what mind boggles me? I search and search and search, but find absolutely nothing that pin points the reason why I lost my championship at Sadistic Conquest. I just plain lost it, and that’s not the only thing I lost… I…I.. Can’t even walk around the street with a straight face anymore. Nothing satisfies me. Nothing that is not called the divas championship can bring back my smile. I’m being restrained in this putrid show that is clearly not the show of the divas championship. She belongs on redemption now. Sure, she can stop by and say hello every now and then but the simple fact is that title is almost beyond my grasp.



Maryse: I-I’m just not myself anymore I can’t eat.. I can’t sleep… I can’t laugh… I even watched the Hangover II, and not even that made me laugh. While the audience was laughing there behinds up my soul was eating away at me because it knows just like I know that all that I have trained for has rotten in the midst of history. You see, right now I defeated Beth.. Now usually I would feel jolly after a win, but right now I feel.. absolutely nothing. No matter how hard I try I just can’t find that inner peace in me anymore… I need.. a Method of getting this…

Maryse looks like she’s going to snap!

Maryse:.. Reprisal that I need to move on in life with my old persona. There came a time when absolutely nothing would take away that from me. Believe me when I say that there’s only one Maryse in this world, and there will never be someone quite as charismatic who is mixed in with talented and beauty. Even with those attributes I feel inferior.. Like I don’t even deserve to even be called a person.. or alien.. plant… NOTHING! That’s all that I am with the divas championship… ZILCH!

Maryse clenched her hand into a fist while closing her eyes. She then opens them to begin to talk once more.



Maryse: I don’t have any gold.. not the divas championship.. the leather belt.. I don’t even have my gold tooth anymore! A time like this calls for Justice. The ultimate trail for the one who should be held responsible for this feeling of naught that I’m feeling. Trish Stratus, you defeated me taking it all with you after that match. I watched the aftermath over and over again just to make sure it was veracity and not something out of froot loope land. I can beat every single diva in that locker room over and over again.. for days, weeks, month’s.. decades but I will still feel like I have not accomplished absolutely anything. I’m not going to let all those month’s of superiority go down the judder just like that. I literally improved so much throughout those months. I’m going to be perfectly honest right now so clean out the wax out your ears! Throughout my reign I knew that I wasn’t perfect so I kept watching and watching matches of all the divas in the locker room to take careful note of their flaws to make sure I wouldn’t make those same mistakes, and I learned a lot from that. If it wasn’t for that championship reign then I quite frankly would have just been part of a mindless cycle of dives who just come here… Maybe win a title or two, and then leave never to be remembered again. I didn’t want that to happen to me. I wanted to stand out, and I did just that by giving you all great matches, and probably the most memorable diva reign that this company has ever seen.

Crowd kind of cheers, feeling sympathy for her.

Maryse: Maybe winning back the divas championship is not the answer. That may not be the reason for this feeling I have here inside of me. I just need to give it a try just so I can freaking move on in life. Trish, that title I shaped with my own abilities need’s to return to my visible sight once more. I just need to know one thing. Can you truly be the right diva to hold that championship? It sickens me to see it on your shoulder, but thinking it through that could just be me feeling like a sore loser, or maybe I just don’t want that title to drop down in prestige. You may have defended your title last week, but that was arguably a little luck oriented. The first defense is always the most important they say and you only seem to have won due to Layla being such an easily hated troll. I’m not seeing the same spark that I saw in my eyes when I became champion. I demand that you appear here next week… Champ!



Maryse: I still have a rematch clause, and don’t think I have forgotten about it because it’s right at the top of my mind. But, I want to actually see you in this ring with that title close to me. Just so I can see it, and see you as the champion that you’re going to be. I will be the judge of all next…week! If you don’t plan on coming to this show, then I will have no problem pulling your head into this ring during redemption. Both the same show divided only to gain some sort of interest in the crowd, but I’m not interested in getting anyone’s attention. Trish, we are both .. Beautiful, talented, Charismatic, popular and.. yeah we share quite a lot of things in terms of attributes but we’re still completely different people. When I was champion, I was winning to truly established myself as a champion. I was just looking at Redemption only to see you lose… Lose to someone who I made short work of in the past. That’s telling me two things.. Now that you’re champ you’re not looking to improve anymore. You’re just going with the flow, WELL LISTEN TO ME WHEN I SAY THIS!

Maryse: Lose again, and I will make sure to kick that laid back personality right out of your body… just like that.. and then Gladly take back my divas championship bringing back to the shoulder of someone who actually does show the drive to be a champion. The name Maryse Oulette is fancy, and it needs to the proper tool’s to truly make it a sensational name once again. This hopeless feeling will meet eye to eye with you Trish, and believe me when I say this.. If getting back the divas title will bring back that swagger smile of mines then keep in mind that I won’t hesitate on putting a stopping halt to that rise of yours. Can you.. Fancy that Trish?

Maryse drops the microphone, while she exits the ring going up the entrance stage.

Jr: Serious speech by Maryse. I guess the depression is getting to her, and she want’s to find out if winning back the championship will bring her back that unruffled mind.

King: I don’t understand what she’s even questioning that. It’s clear that she needs to win back the championship. She said it herself last week Trish got lucky, and this week she just plain out last. Not a champion to be proud of if you ask me.

Style: Everyone loses King. Hell, Jericho lost his first few matches after winning the world champion, and he’s still champion right now. Trish’s reign just started so you can’t jump to conclusions just yet.

Jr: Well, what matter here is that Maryse called out Trish Stratus for a face to face confrontation next week. I actually feel sympathy for Maryse because when she said she was looking to improve during her reign she really sounded honest. Behind that cocky, comedic, sometimes devious persona is someone who really cares about the business, or maybe her lack of food really is getting to her head. Nonetheless it will all come down next week!

As soon as Maryse has left and the ring has been cleared, before Jr, King and Joey can further comment, Sheamus' theme blast out loud.



King:
Awesome!!!! I've been waiting for Sheamus damn near all week!

Joey Styles:
Well I was starting to think we weren't going to hear from him at all.

JR:
Well I'm sure he has plenty to say after what happened last week.




JR:
Sheamus does not look happy ladies and gentlemen.

King:
How could he be happy after being screwed out of the World title ... again!

Joey Styles:
It's Sheamus own damn fa....

Joey Styles is cut off as Sheamus has a mic in hand already and begins to talk



Sheamus:
Well well well, can ya'll see what's been going on around here as of late? I know you fans are too ignorant to actually support a dominate athlete such as myself but face it. Each and every man, woman and child in this arena tonight knows that I should be standing here as the World's Heavyweight Champion.

The fans begin an out pouring of boos as Sheamus continues to walk down.

King:
These people are idiots as they know Sheamus speaks the truth.

Joey Styles:
Sheamus has no one to blame but himse...

Joey is cut off once again as Sheamus continues to speak.



Sheamus:
You can all go to Hell if you choose to disagree but the fact remains that I pinned Jericho last week right there in the middle of that ring. I'm done with being mistreated on this show! This is my show, and I should be the man of the hour. I was the biggest draft pick that Mick Foley made because simply he saved his best pick for last. He made BreakDown the A-show by having me on the roster but how does he repay me. How do I get treated? In the biggest main event in BreakDown history... guess what happened?

JR:
Well you can't fault Sheamus all the way, as the referee did claim him to be champion for just a small while.



Sheamus:
I know you mindless sheep are known for your ignornace but be honest with yourselves and admit to being a witness to the biggest tragedy in XWL history. I was robbed out of what was rightfully mine, and in case you idiots forgot or simply didn't see it. I'll show you to get everyone up to speed.

Sheamus enters the ring as the titantron shows a replay of last week showing the ref disqualifying Sheamus for using the title and awarding the match to Jericho.


King:
We all witnessed the biggest screw job ever!




Sheamus:
You can all sit there and try to deny it, but the truth was right there in color for all of you to see. Jericho has my World Title right now and he doesn't even have the decency to show up here tonight. He should come out here right now and hand me, my World Heavyweight Championship! He should admit to all of you that he doesn't deserve to be champion, that he was a beaten man. And most of all he should apologize to me for even being willing to accept that championship given last week's circumstance.

Joey Styles:
Can you believe this guy right now? Jericho would have been the one screwed had the referee not make the right call.



Sheamus:
However Jericho's cowardly acts over his long career have been well documented. So I'm not surprised that he would tuck his tail, take MY Championship and run to Redemption for the week simply to avoid me. But you know what? There is one person who is here tonight that is to blame for what happened to me last week. He's more responsible then Jericho because he personally screwed me last week. So right now, I want that referee, the same one who reversed the decision and took away me title, to get out here. I want you out here now to give me an explanation for what you did to me!

JR:
Please tell me he's not serious.

A few moments pass by and still no referee in sight, so Sheamus picks up the mic again.



Sheamus:
I'm not leaving this ring until you get out here. I don't care what you're doing, I know you're here. Get out here and face me like a man. You don't want to make me angry, you wont like me when I'm angry. Get out here Now or I'll come hunt you dow....

Sheamus stops as the referee from last week's main event cautiously makes his way out and down to the ring.

King:
Wow, I didn't think he'd show. I'd give him a little credit if he weren't such an idiot.

The referee enters the ring as he tries to speak to Sheamus. Sheamus closes his eyes and grins and then speaks.



Sheamus:
Hold on fella, before you ramble like a woman, let's start from the top. What's your name? Oh and you better speak up and talk to me like a man.

Sheamus puts the mic up to the ref and allows him to utter his name.

Referee:
David.

Sheamus:
You got a last name fella?


David:
Vaughn... My name's David Vaughn.



Sheamus:
Looka here Davey boy... I want you to tell me and the entire world why ya screwed me over last week? You better have a good reason for doing so.

David Vaughn:
I had to fix my mistake and make the right call. I'm sorry... It wasn't personal.



Sheamus:
Fix your mistake huh? It wasn't personal? You're sorry? You think that makes it okay? I'm not supposed to take it personal? You taking away my World Heavyweight title isn't personal?

David Vaughn:
I was just doing my job... I'm sor...



Sheamus:
You were just doing you're job? Well why didn't you just say that to begin with it? I completely understand fella. I'm sure you have people in you have to make ends meat and provide for yourself and all that. You know what I understand, I accept your apology.

Sheamus extends his hand for a handshake and David is hesitant.



Sheamus:
Don't be afraid fella. Man up and shake my hand.

David finally grows a set and shakes Sheamus' hand. However, after the shake Sheamus doesn't let go of David's hand and hits him over the head with the mic.

JR:
That was uncalled for!

Sheamus waits for David to get up and Brogue Kicks him square in the face.

Joey Styles:
I can say from experience that I knew this was going to happen.

Sheamus mounts David and starts punching him in the head until he bleeds.

King:
That punk kid is getting what he deserves.

Sheamus then stands up David laughs in his face as he then easily puts him in position and lifts him up for a High Cross.

JR:
Somebody should stop this right now!

Sheamus then runs over towards the ropes with David up high and then he throws David over the top rope by way of an extreme High Cross! David smacks the floor hard on the back of his head and neck and the momentum turns him inside out as he lied there lifeless on the floor.

Joey Styles:
OHHHH MY GAWDDD!!!!

EMT run out as quick as ever to check on David as Sheamus looks on from inside the ring with a menacing stare down. EMTs put a neckbrace on David and begin to stretcher him out, but they don't make it very far as Sheamus intervenes. Sheamus knocks out all the surrounding EMTs.

King:
Sheamus isn't done yet! This is great guys!

Sheamus clubs a helpless David over the chest and then berates him with insults. Sheamus then stands the stretcher up and kicks it off the ramp having David land face first with the weight of the stretcher planting on top of him. The camera zooms in on David unconscious from the pain then the camera zooms in on the face of Sheamus showing him with a crazed look in his eye as the announcer's are left speechless and BreakDown fades to commercial.