this was a really fun match. I got destroyed though lol.. Once I got my sig and realized I didn't know how to use it (didnt know if it was running, front, back ect.) I knew I was screwed lol note to self: learn Natalya's move set hahah:p Had a lot of fun though..I think Layla broke Natalya's already injured neck tho haha
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this was a really fun match. I got destroyed though lol.. Once I got my sig and realized I didn't know how to use it (didnt know if it was running, front, back ect.) I knew I was screwed lol note to self: learn Natalya's move set hahah:p Had a lot of fun though..I think Layla broke Natalya's already injured neck tho haha
Lol yeah I enjoyed the aggressiveness of our match. Layla made a statement that AJ better take notice of
***As the bell rings to signal the end of the match, RVD stands up, as the referee hands him his Extreme Championship belt, and raises his hand in victory***
Justin Roberts And the winner of this match, and still Extreme Champion, Rob Van Dam!
***As Justin announces RVD as the winner Rob does the hand motions to go with it, and the crowd say his name along with Justin***
Jim Ross RVD has defeated Tyson Kidd here tonight, and now will go onto face...
***And RVD continues to celebrate, he makes his way up to the stage. He turns to the fans one last time before heading through the curtain. Kurt Angle suddenly runs through the curtain behind RVD, and takes him down with a shot to his leg with a pipe, as RVD's theme suddenly ends, as he's on the steel ramp clutching his leg***
Jim Ross It's Angle! Kurt Angle with a devastating shot to RVD's leg.
Jerry "The King" Lawler What a shot by our Olympic Hero, JR!
Jim Ross How can you condone this King?
Jerry "The King" Lawler It's no worse then what RVD did to Angle last week, he had it coming.
***As Kurt Angle smirks he drops the pipe, and takes the straps off his singlet***
Jim Ross Rob's legs in a bad way, King, and I got a feeling Kurt isn't done just yet.
***Kurt Angle grabs Rob's hurt leg and applies the Angle Lock***
Jim Ross Angles got the Ankle Lock in, somebody stop this before he snaps his ankle!
Jerry "The King" Lawler Why should they stop this, RVD had this coming.
Kurt Angle That title's mine Rob! It's mine! I'm going to snap your freakin' ankle! Wooo!
***The crowd boo Angle as he refuses to let go of the hold, and referee's run onto the stage and try and pull Angle of off RVD***
Jim Ross He's gonna snap RVD's ankle any second now!
Jerry "The King" Lawler Look at the intensity in Angles eye's JR, he's like a man possessed.
***After much struggle the officals mange to pull Angle off Rob Van Dam, and separate them both, as Rob stays on the stage holding his damaged leg, and Kurt stares directly at him, before leaving through the curtain to a chrous of boo's as the referee's attend to RVD***
Kurt Angle At Bad Blood that title's mine Rob, Wooo!
***As the officals continue to tend to RVD's leg, the crowd keep boo'ing Angle is leaving, as XWL heads to commericial***
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We come back from commercial, later into Breakdown's episode. The camera focuses on a field of grass by a seemingly desolate and eerie rail-road tracks. The production value is clearly lower then the usual XWL quality, and with the obvious out of place setting, one wonders where this whole little segment is going. It's quite clear that it's pre-recorded but it's also clear to anyone that someone without a huge budget is filming this. What's going on here? Did someone accidentally upload one of their vacationing videos in the broadcasting truck? Suddenly, a very unfamiliar face to the causal XWL fan base walks in view with a nonchalant pace about him.
For someone who seems so out of place in the middle of nowhere on a rail road track, recording a video for a professional wrestling show...this guy sure looks calm, even somewhat cocky. Finally, the mysterious figure looks directly at the camera and identifies himself.
????? ??????: Hello to everyone at home and in the arena tonight watching Breakdown. Huh? Who the hell is this douchebag with the bad haircut, cheap jacket and crap quality camera you ask? Well first of all, let me just say, screw you I like my jacket, second, no, before you ask, I'm not Paul London. Neither am I some creepy twin brother of his. Thank god I'm not that talentless. The name, MY name is Chuck Taylor. Yes, like the shoe. Find it funny? Well laugh. No no, go right ahead. Get it out of your system so I can continue.
The man who identified himself as Chuck Taylor laughs to himself quietly and kicks aside some random rocks and rubble on the ground by the tracks. He stares at the ground, contemplating on something it seems. Finally after rubbing his chin and rolling his eyes, he continues to speak, even though he is still staring at the ground, now walking slowly as the camera follows him.
Chuck Taylor: Got it all out? Awesome, great. Okay well, I guess the next thing on the list is to explain who I am and why I'm here right now. Well, I, Chuck Taylor, come from a mildly interesting history of how I got into this business. I started when I was just 15 and have bled and hurt for the industry since. True story too, wiki that crap. Anyway, skipping the boring crap like the years of training and hard wor-...well there was this one time I got to referee an "oiled four-way cat fight" in Florida but that is another story for another time my friends....A good time.....
Chuck Taylor:...Crap where was I?..Oh yeah! Either way, this led to that, and next thing you know I'm becoming a big indie wrestling star and all the internet smarks are blogging and tweeting and doing any other basement dweller-like activity that I rather not know too much about, all about me, Chuck Taylor! Funny story too, if it wasn't for their neck beards honestly, I'd kiss them all because in retrospe-
Suddenly Chuck Taylor looks bewildered as the cameraman intervenes in the middle of his speech by raising his hand quickly (and seemingly nervously) to silence Taylor for a moment and say something.
Chuck Taylor: Eddy, what is it, what do you want man?
Cameraman: Uhhh, Chuck bro. I just remembered something like super important right now while you were day dreaming about that cat fight man.
Chuck Taylor: Uhh..okay what is it? You're cutting into some seriously important Chuckie T. promo time man.
Chuck says to his friend with a mocking and annoyed tone. At this point, it's too hard to take these guys serious with all the factors and elements coming into play. The horrible quality. The generic atmosphere. Chuck's haircut, but probably worst of all, Taylor's overall attitude. The man comes off as a laid back joker with a cocky shrug in his speech. What could his cameraman "Eddy" do that would possibly make this any worse?!
Cameraman: Okay well, don't get mad, but remember how I told you I got that train schedule off the internet like a month ago?
Chuck Taylor nods angrily.
Cameraman: Eh...Well funny story. The schedule is actually for a completely different train route...in Florida...
Oh yeah, that works.
Chuck Taylor: FLORIDA?! WE'RE IN KENTUCKY YOU IDIOT, HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?!
Cameraman: I DON'T KNOW OKAY? Look, I'm just saying, maybe we should get off by the train tracks while we still can. I mean, not to sound paranoid but I hear something in the dist-
Chuck Taylor: NO, no no no. Screw that. Everything is perfect now man! I had such a vibe going on. Look, I'll just wrap it up here and you just edit out the part where you messed it all up okay?!
Cameraman: Well..I don't think I know how to edit videos...but okay. I'll see what I can do.
The cameraman finally stops speaking and extends his hand out to motion Chuck to keep going. With an annoyed exasperation, Taylor continues, attempting to pick up where he left off.
Chuck Taylor: Jesus Christ...I wonder if Leonardo DiCaprio has to deal with crap like this. AHEM. Well, as I was saying....
Chuck's voice trails off at the very end of his sentence. Suddenly an uneasy look develops on his face as he stops in his tracks for a second. Chuck Taylor, without saying a word walks back on the track and begins to survey his depth of field.
Finally, after making a startling discovery, that of which he deeply feared was true, he let out one simple exclamation.
Chuck Taylor: Well...crap.
Suddenly we transition from the desolate and generic look of the out land and railroad to much safer settings of what seems to be Chuck Taylor's car as we see Chuck Taylor driving decorated with an upset look on his face.
Chuck Taylor: So....uh...yeah that almost happened.
Cameraman: ...I said I was sorry.
Chuck Taylor: Eddy we almost got hit by a god damn train, what the hell is sorry gonna do?!
Cameraman: I don't know?! Okay, I promised to help you out so you should be a bit more grateful...
Chuck throws a couple of glances at his cameraman (who awkwardly seems to be filming) before forcing a chuckle and rubbing his forehead in disbelief.
Chuck Taylor: Man so help me, I'm gonna stop this car in the middle of the road and kick your ass...
Cameraman: OKAY OKAY! Just calm down...alright Chuck? Look, I'm filming right now, how about you just continue your promo and I'll...uhh...edit out all the other stuff. That sound cool man?
Chuck Taylor once again throws some dagger like glances at his friend before nodding tiredly and agreeing with him. Like it or not, Chuck does have a job to do, or at least, if he wants to keep this new one he has with XWL.
Chuck Taylor: Where the hell was I?...Okay, got it. As I was saying before some unforeseen complications occurred that I don't need to indulge into in our last area of filming, I actually think I owe all the smarks in the world something. Why? Because for some odd reason or another, one day while wrestling at your local indie show while trying not to bust my neck on yet another poorly made ring mat, while doing my signature flippy flop moves, I guess I must have impressed one of the big heads at XWL. How do I know that for sure you ask? The next thing I know I'm getting tons of unidentifiable numbers calling my personal cell phone. I got fed up with all the calls one day and decided to pick up the phone to call back and before you know it, I was offered a contract to wrestle for much better money XWL. I thought they must have mistook me for Paul London or something, but no, they asked if I was "the guy with the name of that shoe?" and from there, I pretty much knew who they wanted to get a hold me. No one other, but me, Chuck Taylor.
Chuck Taylor pauses for a moment from speaking to turn his attention to his driving, as we see him turning left. It isn't entirely clear where they're headed exactly but honestly, up to this point, it hardly matters anymore. Chuck finally continues to speak after a moment of thinking what to say next.
Chuck Taylor: I guess the last question some people may have is "why are you recording a segment for the show?" Again, people with simple questions never usually get simple answers. I'm pretty much tied into a contract with my local indie show that got me the sweet job with XWL, and ironically enough, I have to at least participate in at least 3 more months of their business. Lucky for me, the owner has a soft spot for good ol' Chuckie T. and promised that as long as I do one great "farewell" match for the promotion, then I'm free to go. So, here I am. Stuck. But I wouldn't feel right if I didn't at least somehow greet myself to my future adoring fans right away, so again, here I am. Hope that finally clears up all your questions.
Chuck looks at the camera and throws up a quick fake smile. He finally seems to have come to his desired location and stops. He parks somewhere and slowly gets out of the car as the cameraman does along with him, keeping the camera on Chuckie T at all times. Finally when both men are out, Chuck Taylor stretches for a bit and finally puts an end to this wild promo of his.
Chuck Taylor: Man this has been a crazy day for me and my good ol' friend Eddy the Cameraman here. I would hate to leave you all hanging, but I hear XWL has a nice little video montage of me that they're going to edit it into the end of whatever I decide to record. Awesome! Well, some last words before I go I guess.
Chuck Taylor inches towards the camera slowly with a serious face but a not so serious and confident strut. Finally he stops in place and grabs the camera, which excites a frighten yelp from his cameraman friend. A small and quick look of annoyance forms on Taylor's face before he just shrugs it off and continues.
Chuck Taylor: Big things are coming to XWL soon. Lots of indie guys like me are making it big there. I might see some familiar faces, and I might meet some old enemies. However, one thing is for sure, Chuck Taylor is going rise in the ranks so far, you'll see nothing a but a speeding bullet as I rise to the top. I'll be one of the youngest World Champions ever, and no one is going to stop me. Not that Casper stunt double Sheamus, not mister "I can't take a hint" old fart that is Chris Jericho and neither is the once super-star but now injured little gremlin Evan Bourne gonna be enough. No sir. Chuck Taylor is gonna be like a much needed wake up call to that roster because they don't know WHAT is gonna hit them.
Chuck Taylor grabs camera with a fierce intensity and shoves and tosses it to the ground. Chuck chuckles and walks off, the camera now recording everything slanted and only catching their lower halves of their bodies (a.k.a their legs) walking away. We see the cameraman catching up with Taylor quickly and flailing his arms about.
Cameraman: CHUCK! YO MAN THAT WAS MY MOM'S CAMERA!
Chuck Taylor: Eddy...man..just please..shut up.
The screen fades to black before a music video hits and the promised video package by the company plays of Chuck Taylor at work. Let's just hope it builds him up to be a creditable wrestler...because this promo surely missed the mark on that one.
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 3/20/2011 - 3/27/2011 Sat Mar 26, 2011 12:59 am
Rene300 wrote:
zander14rfc wrote:
Nice Jericho promo i laughed reading it, good job
I like how you only mention Jericho.. thanks.
Yea thanks Rocky I try to be... wait a min.. WTF... Jericho promo??? I think he meant joint promo :p hahaha!!! He must be a Ham Sandwich kind of guy and Sheamus is hard to be funny with... but I try :p
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 3/20/2011 - 3/27/2011 Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:33 am
Vice wrote:
ThatStrange1 wrote:
Rene300 wrote:
I'll give it two weeks.
Still 13 days longer then Vice.
:| Touché
Just kidding brother.
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 3/20/2011 - 3/27/2011 Sat Mar 26, 2011 5:39 am
I was going to try and start a review for this show but my god, there is well too much stuff to cover. And that's a good complaint. The show so far has been awesome, great promos and feud continuation from everyone and of course outstanding matches as I'd expect. Luckily I have some time to chill today so I'll work my way through watching the matches, and fully reading all of the promos. Woop
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 3/20/2011 - 3/27/2011 Sat Mar 26, 2011 7:17 am
Adam wrote:
I was going to try and start a review for this show but my god, there is well too much stuff to cover. And that's a good complaint. The show so far has been awesome, great promos and feud continuation from everyone and of course outstanding matches as I'd expect. Luckily I have some time to chill today so I'll work my way through watching the matches, and fully reading all of the promos. Woop
Just woke up myself, and decided I was going to dedicate myself to doing the same thing. It's gonna be a lot of reading and we'll see if I watch all the matches but I'll defiantly TRY to get a review in. I know I said I wasn't but this has been an awesome card and I feel I owe some sort of review lately.
Jonguin Main Eventer
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 3/20/2011 - 3/27/2011 Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:16 am
yup.im_awesome wrote:
Rene300 wrote:
zander14rfc wrote:
Nice Jericho promo i laughed reading it, good job
I like how you only mention Jericho.. thanks.
Yea thanks Rocky I try to be... wait a min.. WTF... Jericho promo??? I think he meant joint promo :p hahaha!!! He must be a Ham Sandwich kind of guy and Sheamus is hard to be funny with... but I try :p
NOT FUNNY?
*Directs you to the quote in my sig.*
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 3/20/2011 - 3/27/2011 Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:50 am
OK, I apologize for my comment i seem to be getting alot of heat haha, i loved the WHOLE promo, just didnt word it right!
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 3/20/2011 - 3/27/2011 Sat Mar 26, 2011 12:59 pm
Normal Match
The Rock Vs Kane
Both men square up eye to eye in the middle of the ring, you can almost see the tension, for Kane this is just another brick wall for him to demolish on his path to complete XWL domination, But for The Rock, this match means everything, its his chance at revenge on a man who has screwed him several times in the past. Kane gives The Rock his signature cut throat taunt to install fear in him. Unaffected The Rock holds up his hand and tells Kane to "Bring it".
The bell rings and they start trading blows, each more devastating than the last, Kane gains the upperhand early and backs The Rock into a corner, He goes for a turnbuckle clothesline but The Rock swiftly ducks under it and fires back twice as many punches , The Rock makes the mistake to turn his back for a second and Kane drive him to the mat with a big boot when he turns around.
Now with the ball in his court Kane kills the pace of the match and starts to play with The Rock tossing him around the ring like a ragdoll, Kane knocks The Rock to the mat and goes up top for his famous diving clothesline only to be met by a kick in the gut from The Rock who now starts to take control, delivering a sick neck breaker. A huge grin washes over The Rocks face, he knows the match is in his favour now.
The grin turns to anger as Kane sits up, The Rock tries to back away but Kane grabs him by the throat and launches him over the top rope out next to the commentator table. Kane starts to strip the table and begins to laugh evily at the thought of breaking The Rocks spine in half, Kane turns round to pick up The Rock but is punched hard in the ribs several times and knocked back. The Rock takes his chance to run at him with a clothesline but Kane wraps both hands around The Rocks neck and raises him 7 foot into the air, Laughing like crazy he turns a terrified Rock round to the announce table and drops him with the force of a freight train through it, almost shattering The Rock into a hundred pieces.
Not content with the complete destruction of The Rock, Kane picks his victim up and launched him into the turnbuckle busting him open before picking his lifeless body up and rolling it into the ring. Kane lets out another sick and twisted laugh as The Rock tries to pull himself up on Kanes tights with a far away look on his eyes, everyone in the arena is silent as the sense the end of the match nearing. Kane throws The Rock onto his shoulders and motions for a tombstone.
The Rock slithers off his shoulders to the shock of everyone watching and actually manages to fight back with hard right hands, he irish whips Kane off the ropes and on the rebound throws him onto his shoulders for a samoan drop driving him to the mat and taking the wind out of Kane. Both men begin to stir and rise to thier feet but The Rock capitalizes and backs Kane into the turnbuckle, he grabs Kane by the head and fires him into the steel post almost knocking the monster out cold.
The Rock decides its time to return the favour and drags a zombie like Kane to the outside and starts to strip the second announce table. He turns round into a stiff uppercut by Kane and falls back onto the table, Kane climbs up aswell and grabs The Rock by the hair to lift him up, The Rock knocks away Kanes arms and quick as lighting nails Kane with a Rock Bottom through the announce table!
After a very long 7 count The Rock picks up Kane and throws him back into the ring to go for the cover..
1................
2........................
NO Kane kicks out at 2 and a half! The look on The Rocks face says it all. What does he have to do to put this monster away.
Kane stirs for a while and gets to his feet laughing, The Rock cannot believe what he is seeing, this freak is actually laughing! Angry, The Rock then goes for a running clothesline, but Kane catches him by the throat before sending him down with a huge chokeslam! Kane laughs like a psychopath, but then the lights go out! Kane is in shock as the crowd goes crazy! The Undertaker then appears on top of the stage as Kane looks on in shock. Kane can be heard screaming NO!,NO!,NO!, Behind him The Rock kips up and kneels waiting for Kane to turn, Kane turns slowly and The Rock drives him to the mat with a Rock Bottom.
1
2
3!
WINNER:
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 3/20/2011 - 3/27/2011 Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:17 pm
[Matt Striker] AJ, earlier tonight we heard some harsh words from Laycool about your actions last week, Can I get your thoughts on that? [AJ] Layla shows up, week after week with Michelle at her side ranting off about how she's the best or how she deserves respect. She didn't work to get into this business. She had to be in some dumb Diva search competition, to even be in within a chance in this business. In fairness to Layla, least she won it. Unlike the Diva Search reject Michelle McCool. I worked and trained hard to make it here, I didn't get a head start with some talent competition. Layla constantly goes on about how I haven't won yet here in XWL, but unlike her, I'm at the start of my career. She's thirty two years old.. her career is winding down whilst mine is just beginning. I know that my win will come, She said it herself Angelina Love is a future champion here, she's one of the top divas in XWL right now, and a few week ago I took her to her limit and I'll do the same again tonight. I never give up, no matter how many times I lose. I will keep on fighting to get that first win. Speaking of that first win... I believe Layla Challenged me for a match at Bad Blood? Well, Layla... I accept. [AJ] You see Layla, without Michelle at your side last week, Look what happened. I had you screaming in pain, and come Bad Blood the exact same thing will happen. But Why wait till Bad Blood? How about on breakdown next week,you and Michelle come to the arena prepared to fight.. You two vs Me and a partner of my choice. You will love what I have in store for you, Layla. Next week, Layla I'll show you that you the respect that you desererve... and that is none.
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 3/20/2011 - 3/27/2011 Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:41 pm
*The camera cuts to a strangely decorated room. The Beautiful People - Angelina Love and Velvet Sky - are each sat in a throne of sorts with the now regular XWL interviewer Lauren standing in the middle of them both. Lauren first turns to the new Miss Money In The Bank Angelina Love and begins to speak.*
[Lauren] Angelina Love, at Final Stand you became Miss Money In The Bank which means you are guaranteed an opportunity at the Divas Championship any time any place over the next 12 months. That opportunity didn't come easy as you had to overcome and defeat LayCool and even your best friend here Velvet Sky in a grueling ladder match. The world wants to know...when will you be cashing in your briefcase for the opportunity of a lifetime?
*Angelina replies in a clearly sarcastically joyful tone.*
[Angelina Love] Lauren! Hey! Where have you been for the last couple of weeks? Velvet and I were SO worried about you...
[Lauren] I had to take a break away from the two of you. Vickie said it was for the best because your bullying started to really get to me...
*Angelina's tone becomes even more exaggerated.*
[Angelina Love] Awwww! Poor Lauren. You know what? We don't even care where you were. I just thought I'd make you feel like someone actually cared about you for a few seconds just to see that look on your face... maybe even a smile... but as usual you respond by making us... US... out to be the bad guys...
*Lauren becomes agitated.*
[Lauren] So are you going to answer my question or not? I'm trying to do my job here.
[Angelina Love] Oh this is your job? Velvet and I thought you worked the street corner at night and you just liked to annoy people with a microphone in your free time... Let me just say that we're proud of you Lauren for earning your money in a respectable career.
[Lauren] ...
[Angelina Love] But to answer your question... I'll be cashing in my Miss Money In The Bank briefcase whenever I want to. I don't need to make a big announcement about it nor do I need to start a countdown or pick a date. I'll cash in when the time is right... and it won't just be for me... it will be for us... for the Beautiful People. For now, the rest of the skanks can sit and scratch their pretty little heads trying to figure out how and when The Beautiful People will take over this pathetic excuse of a women's division.
[Angelina Love] I mean come on. While Velvet and I were away in the sunny Bahamas celebrating OUR win at Final Stand, we TiVo'd Breakdown. We didn't exactly miss much did we? Trish Stratus in a light porno... sucking her finger while naked in a bath... Really? Who takes an interview in the bath? That shows just what a pathetic little slut she is.
[Angelina Love] And don't get me started on Frenchie. She needs to see a lot more than a doctor. And LayDown were just being their typical selves... noone cares anymore girls. Get a new gimmick because we are the real deal and we showed that at Final Stand.
[Velvet Sky] You got that right Angelina, I don't see why LayDown even bother trying, they were humiliated so bad at Final Stand... They should really just pack their bags and go back to the run down strip club where they came from. But onto tonight, I know we both have matches, somebody get us the match list, now!
*A stagehand walks onto the screen and hands Velvet a sheet of paper which contains tonight's card. Velvet bursts out laughing and shows Angelina the page, who also laughs.*
[Velvet Sky] CHYNA? Oh my god... Really? That washed up disgusting ho!? Ugh, why must XWL Management insist on putting me against the men of XWL? I mean, first off I had to face that tree trunk legged Kaitlyn. The scarecrow tranny Michelle McCool, and now... Chyna. The man jaw, and I'm pretty sure she has an Adam's Apple. Hmm..
*Angelina whispers something to Velvet*
[Velvet Sky] You're right! Lauren does have an Adam's Apple too... awkward.
*Lauren crosses her arms and looks upset, and goes back to holding the microphone for Velvet.*
[Velvet Sky] Oh come on Lauren, chin up... Then again your chin is HUGE too so it's always up. But Chyna, tonight I guarantee this will be your first and last match in XWL, this is our territory. So once we're done with you, you can go back to selling out shows with 12 people at ringside and buying drugs out of the back of strangers cars after shows! You will never, ever be as good as Angelina or Myself. You need to face facts that your time has passed, you're over ten years past your prime, honey. Tonight you're being put out of commission!
[Angelina Love] I feel for you Velvet I really do. I mean I know we're undefeated but putting us against men now? What next? Anyway, let's see who I'm facing tonight...
*Angelina examines the paper and is less than impressed.*
[Angelina Love] Oh AJ Lee again...
[Angelina Love] Well I guess there's nothing like a nice easy match to warm you up ahead of another night of partying... come on Velvet, let's leave bitchface here before she starts to blame us for anything else that's wrong in her sad pathetic excuse of a life...
*The Beautiful people stand and place their palms in front of Lauren's face as they exit, leaving Lauren upset once again. The screen fades to black for a commercial break.*
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 3/20/2011 - 3/27/2011 Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:46 pm
*Velvet Sky's theme song plays as she is the victor, the referee raises her hand but she pushes him and mounts Chyna. She begins to slam Chyna's head against the mat, her theme stops. She calls out Angelina Love, who comes down to the ring with a brown paper bag and a can of hair spray and her Money in the Bank Briefcase, Velvet picks up Chyna and holds her. Angelina sprays her in the eyes with the spray, Chyna is blinded and then both women take her down with a double Russian Leg Sweep. Velvet opens the MITB case and places Chyna's head in it, Angelina runs up to her and stomps the case right into her head. Angelina grabs a brown paper bag, Velvet sits Chyna up and as she goes to put the bag on her head.*
*It's Melina! Melina is shown running down to the ring, she hasn't been seen in months, she looks in great shape. She slides into the ring but Velvet and Angelina pounce on her and begin to lay in punches, Melina struggles to her feet and pulls Velvet forward pushing her out of the ring. Angelina grabs her case and goes to hit her with it but Melina dodges it by bending backwards matrix style. Angelina drops her case which falls outside, Melina goes to attack her but Angelina high-tails it rolling out of the ring. The girls retreat saying 'It's not worth it' and 'We'll get her' as the returning Melina checks on an Injured Chyna as the fans cheer her on.*
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 3/20/2011 - 3/27/2011 Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:46 pm
Subject: XWL Breakdown: 3/20/2011 - 3/27/2011 
Sun Mar 20, 2011 3:54 pm
. I hope to change that though, like a boss. 
i seem to be getting alot of heat haha, i loved the WHOLE promo, just didnt word it right!
