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Subject: XWL Breakdown: 3/20/2011 - 3/27/2011 Sun Mar 20, 2011 3:54 pm
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 3/20/2011 - 3/27/2011 Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:05 am
That was a rap?
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 3/20/2011 - 3/27/2011 Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:47 am
Sick match between Kurt and Steen, very impressed with Jiggas. Didn't honestly expect him to bring that much of a fight like he did against Bang but hell, he brought it alright. In the end though, Angle picks up the hard fought win over the monstrous Kevin Steen. I should mention that I agree with CDUB, that spot he mentioned near the end was my favorite part of the match too, really came out of nowhere lol. I thought maybe Steen was going to turn around the tide with that.
Also, I caught that promo Mr. Bang, playing the cheap "your sportz team sux trolol" heat card. I lol'd though and enjoyed it.
And then the Cena promo....Well, I'll be honest.
A lot of it didn't make much sense, it seemed you threw some words in there just to rhyme. It seemed bland, short, and with no real reason. I can see you defiantly tried with this promo, and the idea might have been nice but the execution was poor and the direction was confusing. You call his match actless but state it lasted an hour, which would normally be in my opinion, a 5 star "act". Cena really praised Sting but why? Is there much reason to attack HBK (verbally) and bring up Sting like that? Other then the fact you use to be Sting of course. Finally, you bring up the CeNation like you were still a face, but that whole promo screamed some heel attacking a baby-face verbally at random.
This is not to bring you down in any way, just to help you out a bit.
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 3/20/2011 - 3/27/2011 Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:19 am
hurray for being bi-polar!
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 3/20/2011 - 3/27/2011 Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:33 am
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Following a recap of Angle's win over Kevin Steen, the camera goes backstage to show Sheamus in his locker room.
Sheamus: Tonight, I got a few things to cover, first things first. At Final Stand III I walked in as Champion, and I put on one of the most dominating performances any one has ever seen. Now, I could start talking about a fluke win, and how I got robbed and make 1,000 excuses, but that doesn't work for me. Who do you people think I am? I'm not Evan Bourne, I'm not going to make some excuse for every time I lose. I took out Evan Bourne, not replace him and remind everyone of him. I got rid of him to bring forth a true Champion that everyone can be proud of. I am the Celtic Warrior, I will be remembered for the being greatest XWL World Champion of all time! Ya see, I'm man enough to accept defeat, so at Final Stand III ... I did tap out.
Crowd: YOU TAPPED OUT!!!
Sheamus: Go ahead and chant like the pathetic sheep you are. You'll chant whatever they tell you too because you're all mindless. I'm not going to say it was a fluke or I got robbed, no here's what did happen. As I was in the Walls of Jericho, my back was in shambles and I was no where near the ropes and I was in severe pain. I could have tried to escape but I was risking serious injury. SO... I decided I make a smart decision. I am smarter than all of you out there. I'm not going to risk a serious injury, I wont jeopardize my career, I know when to accept defeat and to live to fight another day. See people lose matches and titles all the time, it's nothing new, but what does matter, is how a real champion bounces back from a big loss.
Crowd: BOOO!!!!!
Sheamus: After Final Stand, I went to BreakDown the next night and walked right into Vickie's office. I walked in and the only person was some moron in a suit with a notepad. I told him, to tell Vickie that I want to use my rematch clause for Bad Blood. She gets her ppv ratings and I take back my title. So as I was leaving the moron in the suit, tell me that Vickie wanted him to tell me that I was going to be in a number one contender's match against MVP tonight. I couldn't believe what I heard, and instead of telling me where I can find Vickie, the moron cried like a girl and couldn't put together a sentence. I pushed him to the ground and kneed him in the face. I had enough of this garbage. I decided to go have words with MVP but before I knew it, he was in the ring blabbing on about Final Stand already. Just as I was going to go out there and respond man to man, Chavo Guerrero beat me to it.
Crowd: BOOO!!!!!
Sheamus: Chavo went out there and nearly sickened me try to shake MVP's hand but then he did what I would have love to have done. He put a hurting on MVP and left him lying there. I fully enjoyed it, so after that, I caught up with Chavo and told that he could be ringside when I face MVP in the main event. He liked the idea so then I faced MVP and took him out like the garbage he is. I exposed MVP, that not only was he inferior to Chavo but more importantly that he wasn't in my league! I removed the MVP from the equation and to be honest there should not have been a #1 contenders match because I am the right challenger to the World Champion and no one can deny it now.
Crowd: BOOO!!!!!
Sheamus: After the match, Jericho felt the need to grace us with his presence. Ya see, unlike me, I was did not need to have words last week. I didn't need to run my mouth like he chose to. I let him have his moment because quite frankly I let my actions speak for me by destroying MVP.
Crowd: MVP! MVP!! MVP!!!
Sheamus: Last week, Jericho said he wanted to enjoy his reign as Champion, well I hope you have fun with it because it ends at Bad Blood. I hope Jericho is watching tonight, because I plan on making an example out of Jack Swagger. That Austin Aries fella chose me tonight to demolish Swagger. I got to admit, he made the right choice because I'm not in the mood to just beat people, I plan on hurting people. Swagger, tonight I make a victim out of you and just thank your lucky stars that I have my eyes on the World title otherwise tonight I'd be taking that United States Championship from you. Now get these cameras out of here... Tonight's time for talking is over.
Sheamus pushes the camera out of the way as he leaves the locker room for his match up next.
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Following the ringing of the bell as Sheamus has struck Rosa right in the mouth, all that can be heard as EMTs rush to check on Rosa as she is laid out.
Justin Roberts: Here is your winner via disqualification, Jack Swagger.
JR: Sheamus just hit a woman! This is a damn shame.
Joey Styles:Oh MY GOD! I can't believe that sick son of a Bitch just hit a defenseless female.
King: I don't know what to say, I mean punching your lights out is one thing but this is a bit much.
As Sheamus has heard the decision, he looks at Swagger who is getting his hand raised but is stilling shaking the cob webs. Sheamus then goes and Brogue Kicks Swagger in the face. Sheamus shoves the ref and grabs a microphone.
Sheamus: Jericho! I know for a fact that you are here and I hope you are watching closely. At Bad Blood, you don't know what you're getting yourself into. I don't care who I hurt, and it doesn't matter to me. Jericho, let me put it to you like this...
Swagger tries to stand, but Sheamus starts to attack Swagger. Sheamus drives his knee into Swagger's head multiple times. Sheamus then stands over Swagger grabs the microphone again.
Sheamus: Jericho!! This is on you, I am not responsible for this. This is your fault, for Swagger's demise and Rosa's first step to early retirement. Think of it this way, if I'm capable of doing all of this to people that I don't have a problem with, then think of what I'll do to the guy who is prancing around here with my World Title.
Sheamus puts down the mic and walks over to Swagger and picks him up. He grins and lifts Swagger up for a High Cross. The crowd boos as Sheamus gives more a sadistic look then drop Swagger on his head. Sheamus goes and grabs the microphone once more. As he steps out of the ring.
Sheamus: Let me see that title, right there. Give it to me. The United States Championship, it's not the World's title but it is nice. Jericho, you stole my title, and I will take it back. Here's an example of how close I will get to you when I get in your face and take it back.
Sheamus readies up to hit Swagger in the face with the belt and just before he strikes Vickie Guerrero appears on the screen.
Vickie Guerrero: Sheamus! Stop it this instant! I will not tolerate such actions from anyone on my roster! Now you and Jericho better be in my office very soon or there will be hell to pay!
Sheamus drops the title and heads back stages upset and enraged as the cameras cut to a commercial
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Rey Mysterio jumps up onto the ropes to celebrate his win. The fans begin cheering and chanting his name, Rey appreciates this showing from the fans and begins taunting and posing for them. Suddenly, parts of the crowd begin to boo. Rey seems confused by this, but before he can do anything about it...
Rey lies motionless in the centre of the ring as a symphony of boo's fill the arena. CM Punk then drops to his knees and crawls over to Rey Mysterio and can be seen whispering something into Rey's ear. Punk then slowly gets back up to his feet and stares blankly into the audience. Punk displays no emotion, but continues to stare with a disturbing gaze. Before anything else can happen the camera fades to black.
We come back from a recap of last week’s tag team match involving Randy Orton, Ted Dibiase, Justin Gabriel and Wade Barrett. We're taken backstage where Ted Dibiase is shown next to Josh Matthews for an interview.
Josh Matthews: First off, Ted I thank you for your time. How are you doing after last week’s loss to Wade Barrett?
Ted Dibiase: You know it's amazing but would you believe I suffered the same condition that Wade claimed to have suffered at Final Stand?
Josh Matthews: I'm not sure what you mean...
Ted Dibiase: I'm talking about a "Flash KO" of course. Yeah, it's funny how that coincidentally happened around the same time his occurred isn't it?
Josh Matthews: So that’s your explanation for your defeat last week?
Ted Dibiase: Obviously! I mean the excuse worked for Wade didn't it? Vickie actually bought into it...I mean seriously that excuse sucks even a week later. Yeah I got knocked out last week but it wasn't some bullshit like "Flash KO". Are we all forgetting my match the night before against Wade where my body endured more damage than most have the entire year? I never said I was going to be able to wrestle at one hundred percent and obviously I couldn't. I was in far too much pain and had far too much damage to my body to do anything like I normally would.
Josh Matthews: Is there any update on your condition this week?
Ted Dibiase: Obviously I look better don't I? All the bruises are gone...My scar above my eye is gone...Either a miracle happened over night or I am using the world's best make up! Which one it is I will let you figure out.
Josh Matthews: I do commend you for your will to continue to fight through it all. My next question is regarding your match tonight. Vickie Guerrero loves to create controversy as of late and nothing is more controversial than what she has placed you in tonight.
Ted Dibiase: Nothing says great booking like making two guys who can't stand one another team up eh? But considering it's for an Intercontinental Championship match at Bad Blood then I guess we will just have to find some way to work together huh? How sneaky of her to add that stipulation too. We have to work together like a team would or neither gets the shot...I guess she gets some twisted pleasure out of this sort of thing.
Josh Matthews: Regarding your match tonight do you perhaps feel Orton's miscommunication with yourself last week will effect this match?
Ted Dibiase: Oh you mean when I tried to help him by grabbing Wade but then he punches me off the apron. Mistakes happen and whether it was intentional or not it doesn't really matter. Yes I didn't appreciate being knocked out like that but I guess I get to add that to my list of excuses. I wonder if Wade and I compare who would have the most idiotic excuse... In all seriousness Orton isn't someone who makes friends anyways which is fine by me. All I want is his Intercontinental Championship which I guarantee will be mine once Wade and I defeat him tonight to earn our title match.
Before Josh can respond the Intercontinental Champion himself walks into Ted's locker room and Matthews leaves immediately after Orton glares at him.
Randy Orton: Well what do we have here? I see a man pondering to himself wondering if I will just take you out right now! Will I RKO you where you stand? I could do that, I know it and you know it!
Ted steps forward getting in Orton's face but he just smirks it off then backs away from Ted
Randy Orton: Whoa whoa, easy Ted we wouldn't want you to start something that I would finish!
Ted Dibiase: Well obviously! I mean you're the viper, the apex predator, the legend killer, the maker of the age of Orton! You can keep all those titles because I just want the Intercontinental! Sure you're the first World Heavyweight Champion in this company, but another fun fact you haven't held it since you lost it! Seems like someone can't keep up. The former top superstar is now barely a float in the Intercontinental division. But don't worry, Randy. I will save you from drowning when I take that title away from you.
Randy Orton: You're going to take my title from me?
Ted Dibiase: I didn't stutter.
Randy Orton: Well look at you, acting like you can conquer the world. But how do you expect to get this championship from me if you can't even beat me?! Answer me that, Ted. But you can't, can you? Do I need to remind you of four weeks ago when I destroyed you one on one? But you're probably going to say it's going to be different this time, right?
Ted Dibiase: Randy, facing you after everything I endured at Final Stand sounds like a walk in the park right now. You can't do anything to me that Wade already hasn't done. I survived then and at Bad Blood...
Orton cuts him off
Randy Orton: At Bad Blood?! At Bad Blood? Someone is counting their sheep a little too quickly. Have you forgotten you have to beat me tonight before you can start talking about Bad Blood? I could destroy both of you and lay you both out with an RKO. Then I could punt each of your skulls ending any of your hopes and dreams about becoming Intercontinental Champion! This isn't your daddy talking where you can get anything you want by simply saying it! I'm not going to just lie down on that mat and hand you my title on a gold platter! You've got to beat me first...Which we both know isn't happening! Not tonight, not next week, not at Bad Blood. Not ever!
Ted Dibiase: I would take those threats more seriously if I didn't sense doubt in your voice. Sure, it's easy to say you will do this, you will do that. But you're forgetting it's a handicap match tonight. You're facing two top contenders in a two on one situation. While I don't need Wade to defeat you, the numbers don't lie. The odds of you winning are slim, and the odds of you retaining at Bad Blood will be even slimmer! Now I suggest you get out of my locker room or we will just have to have a warm up won't we? I'm sure we can explain to Vickie about this little confrontation right? In fact I just had a great idea! I can explain it to her while I am bashing your face in on her desk. Doesn't that sound lovely, Randall?
Randy Orton: It takes guts to stand there and say something like that to me. That or you're just incredibly stupid! You don't want to anger me, Ted. I can end your career...
He snaps his fingers
Randy Orton: Just like that!
Ted stares at him simply grinning
Randy Orton: Now when you've done something other than lose every title match you've ever been a part of... Then you can stand there like you're something. But until then, you're nothing!
Ted stands there not moving which infuriates Orton
Randy Orton: I am talking to you!
A noise is heard coming from Ted's mouth
Randy Orton: Answer me or I will make sure you never answer anyone ever again!
Ted flinches then begins to yawn then rubs his eyes.
Ted Dibiase: Hey no fair! I know my finisher is called dream street but damn man it should be illegal for you to speak in matches!
Orton simply glares at him then gets closer.
Randy Orton: You say I’m doubtful but making jokes shows just who really is doubting themselves! You can't respond to my words because you know I’m right. If you somehow think you're getting lucky tonight then you better think again, Ted!
Orton then turns around and proceeds to walk away. We then zoom in on Ted's focused face before we fade out.
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 3/20/2011 - 3/27/2011 Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:25 am
Big win for Del rio pinning a former world champ. The ending was kind of strange though with that last peculiar counter into finisher.
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 3/20/2011 - 3/27/2011 Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:04 am
Alberto Del Rio is met backstage following his match, by an interviewer but before he can ask any questions Del Rio snatches the mic....
Alberto Del Rio Rooooocky, Rooooocky, come out and plaaay! Where are you Rock? Are you finally realizing that you can't beat me? That you just don't have the cajones to defeat me! And tonight I proved why I am the immanent future of XWL! Why I plan on embarrassing The Rock even more than defeating him at the biggest stage of the year! And now I'm on the fast track to XWL championship glory!
Del Rio grins into the camera, and as always enjoys and soaks in the boo's of the crowd...
I just defeated one of the top stars here in XWL, MVP, a former XWL World Champion, I defeated one of the legends of the independent circuit Homicide, and of course "The Great One" so as I see it, I am truly the best in this company, and I plan on showing you allllll at Bad Blood when I finish off The Rock, that is, if he can defeat Kane tonight! If he cannot, then I see no reason why I, Albertooooo Del Rrrrrrio!, should even consider a re-match, now if you all will excuse me, I have somewhere to be!
Del Rio hands the mic back to the interviewer and heads off camera as his grin can be seen moving off camera. The fans boo him knowing that he can back up his words in the ring....
OOC: Yeah it was weird, I think I countered a toe kick and I did everything in one swift motion so it looked like that.
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 3/20/2011 - 3/27/2011 Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:42 am
The camera cuts form Alberto Del Rio and goes to a shot of Trish Stratus in her locker room. She is stretching and preparing for her match as she notices the camera.
Trish Stratus: Hey there everyone, tonight is just another big night for me. I think really, any time you get an opportunity to step into the ring with the Champion, you really need to take advantage. I really need to focus and bring the fight to Maryse.
Boos can be instantly heard by the mere mention of Maryse's name. Trish smile and chuckles a bit as she continues.
Trish Stratus: Yea, haha, I know she's not too popular and quite frankly I don't blame ya'll for booing. I'll be honest, I don't necessarily get along with here even though I haven't been around her much, I just know her personality. She just give me a bad vibe every time I'm around her, and we all know why. Maryse walks around flicking her hair and hands everywhere and thinks that she's better than everyone.
More boos arise and a small Trish chant begins.
Trish Stratus: It's easy to tell why she may actually think that, I mean just look at what she's done. She's the XWL Divas Champion and she has been dominant, and seems nearly untouchable and it's hard to dispute that. However, despite her success, it in no way means that she is better than anyone in that locker room, or any one in the XWL Universe. I'll be more than willing to give Maryse a much needed reality check just so she realizes how much of her own success has gone to her head. Tonight, I see exactly how I match up with her in the ring and I can't wait to take one step closer to becoming the Divas Champion.
Trish walks away and out of camera to finish final preparations for her match. The cameras fades to black.
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 3/20/2011 - 3/27/2011 Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:28 am
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the camera cuts backstage to the interview area and shows The Rock with a very serious look on his face
The Rock
Alberto Del Rio......The Rock has had just about enough of you. Enough of you running your mouth. Enough of you talking trash to The Rock.
A quite hush fills the arena as the crowd notice the rocks tone
The Rock
You are asking The Rock to come out and play? Let The Rock tell you this, The Rock doesn't wanna play pin the tail on the donkey, The Rock doesnt wanna catch a ball in a cup. THE ONLYYYYYYY GAME THE ROCK WILL PLAY, IS AT BAD BLOOD, WHEN HE TAKES YOUR MONKEY ASS AND BREAKS IT IN HALF LIKE A PINIATA! and make zero mistake about it, The Rock WILL! have that match at Bad Blood.
The Rock knows why you issued this match with Kane, The Rock knows why you layed down an ultimatum, Its simple....... You are afraid of The Great One. Do you remember the first week you met The Rock? You spoke a little trash and The Rock put you in your place and shrugged it off. But at that exact moment, You knew The Rock was your biggest threat in the company, So you attacked me from behind like a little coward.
Now The Rock knows what your thinking right now, your gonna say, Well i beat The Rock at Final Stand fair and square, and your damn right you did. The Rock was about to get up, swallow his pride and shake your hand in the middle of his own ring, but what did you do? YET AGAIN! you attacked The Rock, you tried to rip The Rocks arm out of its socket, You and your little BITCH Ricky martin tried to end The Rocks career! BUT WHAT YOU FAILED TO REALISE, IS THAT YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD MAN DOWN, I Layed the Breakdown on your little waiters ass and you ran for the hills. Do you wanna know the reason The Rock didn't chase you right there and then? The Rock seen that look on your face, that look of complete terror and at that moment The Rock knew you were afraid.
Which brings us to last week. When you cemented your fear. You attacked The Rock from behind for a THIRD time! However..... HOWEVER! This time, The Rock fought back early, and he made you bleed, he made you cower, and he made you regret picking a fight with The Rock. So you took your ball and you left! As The Rock stood between the ropes holding the chair coated in blood telling you to Bring IT!
The crowd chant the rocks name and blow the roof off with applause
The Rock
And now onto tonight! Kane, do you remember the last time you seen The Rock on Breakdown? The Rock sure as hell remembers, You cost me a chance at beating The Undertaker, and The Rock has that score to settle tonight, You will see a side of The Rock you have NEVER, seen before! The Rock is gonna come at you all guns blazing to steal the show! The Big Red Retard vs The Trailblazing, Eyebrow Raising, Jabroni Beating ALALALA Pie Eating, Heart Stopping Elbow dropping, Peoples Champ, THEEEE ROCK! So Kane are you ready? Are you ready for The Rock? cause he is gonna take your ass through hell and back to assure his place at Bad Blood.
Chants for The Rock and Kane can be heard as the audience anticipate tonights matchup
The Rock
Now that The Rock has cleared all that up he would like to apologize, He would like to apologize to The People, for being ignorant. The Rock came all the way out here to THE CREAM CITY! and he forgot something VERY.....VERY IMPORTANT.
We come back from a commercial break where we then cut backstage where Vickie Guerrero is shown with her hand covering her face clearly frustrated
Sheamus walks into Vickie's office and isn't pleased but is ready for the announcement. However, Sheamus greets her as only she can.
Sheamus: What's do you want now. You avoided me last week, so I finally get you to notice me again, what do ya want? Ya like what I did out there?
Vickie Guerrero: What do I want? Do I need to remind you I am the general manager of this show? I made your career when you were nothing but a superstar with nothing super about him. I gave you a chance of a life time and then you go and lose in your first real defense at Final Stand? Now I have a disrespectful irritating man as World Champion. But thats not the issue at hand tonight. I understand making a statement with a champion but that doesn't give you the right to strike Rosa Mendes! I just got off the phone with her representatives and she is threatening to sue us for wrongful endangerment. What in the hell do you think gives you the right to even do such a thing?!
Sheamus: I don't give a damn who you think you are. You're a woman in my World and the fact remains that you need to watch what you say. You didn't make my career. I did, I won the match, and I lost because you just had to put in a match with 2 guys I had already beat the month before. They were bound to win eventually. Now for Rosa, I have the right to do what I want, becasue I'm the only one man enough to actually do what they want around here fearlessly. I did XWL a favor by getting rid of a talentless immigrant that more than likely doesn't deserve any right to be represented by any lawyer. I need not be bothered with useless women.
Vickie Guerrero: Excuse me?! I will forget that you just said half of the stuff that just came out of your mouth! I made the best decision for your first defense, many champions have defended easily in situations like you had. Rob Van Dam in his first X-treme Championship defense defeated two guys in a triple threat match! Or perhaps we should mention Evan Bourne in his first World title defense defeated two superstars in a hell in a cell match! Or Jack Swagger who became the United States Champion in a tag team match where even his own partner was his enemy. Excuses are nothing but signs of weakness and I do not appreciate being made a fool of by even giving you the opportunities you have had. Now every champion in this company has had their titles longer than you and before you. How do you think that makes me look when I am the one who gave you such an opportunity?!
Sheamus was going to respond back saying who knows what, but before he can do that Vickie looks toward her door, and Sheamus then turns around, and it’s none other than the lovable, cuddly, world champion himself, and what does he have on his hand you may ask? My god he’s eating a Y2J ham sandwich!
Jericho: Oh, you know, you fellas don’t have to stop just because I decided to make my illustrious presence known in this depressing office. I heard from the power above that the great Vickie Guerrero wanted me in her office, but I see I came in at a wrong time. I guess I was right, you two really are breaking up, aren’t you? Well, don’t mind me I’ll just stand here, and continue to eat my plain… delicious ham sandwich…. Yum yum yum!
Sheamus: You think you're funny fella? You're one ignorant comment away from being just another victim. Now Vickie, how dare you try and belittle me as a Champion. RVD, Jack Swagger? Those guys had no real competition as champion in their sub par divisions. Don't bother me with the lesser talent around here. Oh and Evan who? No one gives a damn about that feller anymore. He's an afterthought.
Jericho: Oh my, how will Vickie respond to the walking semen’s abrupt comment? Let’s pay close attention and find out.
Vickie Guerrero: I do not have the time to deal with your foolish antics, Jericho. As for you, Sheamus I suggest you show me the respect I am entitled to or I can promise that little rematch clause that you have will suddenly expire. Perhaps I put in the wrong date on the contract...Maybe I forgot to sign it? Do you want to find out?!
She stares at Sheamus for a moment then looks at Jericho still snacking on his sandwich enjoying the show.
Vickie Guerrero: Now I didn't bring you two to my office to have a casual conversation. It's obvious you cannot stand one another and after numerous of attack to each other in the past couple months we've got ourselves a hot rivalry that needs to kick it up another notch.
Jericho: Kick it up another notch you say? Well, me being the evil mastermind that I am, I have come to the conclusion that Sheamus is one tough SOB, and that he needs to face oponnents that will actually make him smile god damn it! I know, Bad blood is around the corner, and Vickie you may want to have a world title match set for the PPV, or maybe not, but hear me out! How about, instead of having me make pastey tap out again, we could have a first ever in XWL history! Jericho returns to the big seat to book bad blood, and the main event of this memorable PPV will be none other than two former love buddies going at it for no reason at all. The Celtic Warrior Sheamus Vs the Hog sensation Vickie Guerrero! I know what you’re thinking. That is way too big for a normal PPV to bear! But, that’s nothing when you consider that the commentary table will include good old JR AND the world champion himself Chris Jerichoooooooooooooo! Eh…?EH!!?
Sheamus: I don't know what kind of shenanigans you're used to Jericho, but let me make one thing perfectly clear. This isn't some Fozzy concert where you can make a mockery of real talent. This is XWL and you have my title. I don't care what kind of match we'll have Bad Blood because one way or another, I'll get rid of you just like I did what's his face.
Jericho continues to eat his damn Sandwich, making munching noises while he’s at it.
Vickie Guerrero: You got rid of Evan Bourne? Someone is forgetting that Evan would still be a thorn in all of our backs had it not been for me! I crushed his spirits by banning him from ever competing for the World Heavyweight Championship again. I thought I would remind you because if you keep being disrespectful of my authority then the same can happen to you.
Sheamus: No Vickie, you're wrong. I hurt that boy so bad he wouldn't show his face regardless of the ban. I'll invite him here next week but guess what... He woulnd't show up because he knows better. He got carried out at No Escape and the fact remains that he hasn't been seen since because he now lives in fear. Let's get it right Vickie, you won’t get rid of me because you need me. XWL needs me!
Jericho: Alright folks, we’re getting off track a bit. Instead of talking about the ever so pleasant Evan Bieber. You guy’s seriously have some problems between each other, and if my prediction is correct, Sheamus is going to rage and destroy this whole office in just a matter of minutes. So, being the kind and honest man that I am, I’m offering half, oh yes half of my ham sand-thing to you Vickie Guerrero, and you don’t get anything Sheamus because you’re a loser, ok? Before you knock down the couch again, like that last time give me a second to un-button my suit here.
Jericho reveals his world title under his Y2J-suit.
Jericho: Ah, now that’s much better, am I right?
Sheamus: Jericho enough of these games. You're a disgrace to that title. Take that sandwich and shove it! This is my time to shine and the fact of the matter is...
Sheamus punches Jericho. Sheamus smirks, while Jericho holds his jaw. He turns around turns his head sideways, and then gets up letting out a big sigh
Jericho: Hmm, well I so did not expect that coming! Seriously, Jackasses like you really like to use the cheap shot card, don’t you? Tell me Sheamus, because by the sound of it you have an endless amount of wisdom embedded in your mind. What do you hope to prove by punching the guy that can quite frankly rip you to shreds at the snap of my fingers? Did the people in Ireland ever tell you how feisty us Canadians get when we get on our angry side?
Jericho sighs again as he takes of his suit completely. He then backs of, and stares at Sheamus.
Jericho: Vickie, don’t look at me like that. He started it! Hey Pale boy, think fast!
Jericho throws his suit toward Sheamus’s face, and he is blinded momentarily. Jericho now low blows Sheamus right in the yam bag regions.
Jericho: See Sheamus! That’s how you execute a perfect cheap shot! And for my next trick I think I will make this big guy tap again! You like the sound of that Vickie?
As Jericho is going to attempt to apply the Wall of Jericho, Sheamus recovers out of adernaline and rams Jericho into Vickie's nearby bookcase. The two begin throwing shots at one another until a plethera of security rushes in to spereate them and the action comes to a screeching hault by the sound of...
Vickie Guerrero: Excuse me!
Everyone in the room stops in their tracks including the security guards.
Vickie Guerrero: I said Excuse Me!
She stands there for a moment enraged by their disrespect for her office
Vickie Guerrero: I've had enough of the stupid banter between the both of you! The fact remains Sheamus you will be challenging Chris Jericho at Bad Blood for The World Heavyweight Championship! If you're both going to act like animals then I will treat you like them! Not only will you two collide in the main-event but it will be held inside the steel cage!
Jericho: Stop the madness! Finally the reason for this disaster is revealed! Alright a steel cage is fine with me, how about for you Sheamus? Actually shut up you don’t have an opinion on this. I guess this warm-up brawl is good enough to prep me up to go do my champion thing later tonight, and you know beat the hometown boy… and stuff..yeah! I’m Chris Jericho, and I’m now going to finish my sandwich, and Sheamus I’m saying it now if you come out an attack me before, during or after the match then you admit to sucking big saggy golf balls.
Jericho leaves.
Sheamus: And that's your champion... I hope you're proud of that Vickie. I know his brain is fried and he has an obsession with testicles, but rest assured... that after tonight... He might NOT make it to BAD BLood!
Sheamus leaves knocking over more of Vickie's stuff on his way out and the camera zooms in on a frustrated Vickie as she shakes her head at all the damaged caused.
Zander Main Eventer
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Subject: XWL Breakdown: 3/20/2011 - 3/27/2011 
Sun Mar 20, 2011 3:54 pm
