XWL Breakdown: 2/12/2012 - 2/19/2012

Live From – Salem, Oregon


Deadline Time: 5:00 PM EST

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Normal Match

Scott Hall vs Bobby Roode

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Normal Match

Eric Young vs Kevin Nash

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Normal Match

Santino Marella vs Goldust

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Normal Divas Match

Kaitlyn vs Rosa Mendes

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Normal Match

Triple H vs Kurt Angle

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Normal Match

Hulk Hogan vs Stone Cold Steve Austin

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Normal Match

Brock Lesnar vs Mark Henry

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Normal Match

Alex Shelley vs Sin Cara

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Normal Divas Match

Rosita vs Layla

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Normal Match

Davey Richards vs Joey Ryan

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Normal Match

Justin Gabriel vs Kofi Kingston

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Normal Divas Match

Madison Rayne vs Trish Stratus

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Normal Match

Edge vs AJ Styles

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Normal Match

James Storm vs Sheamus

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Normal Non-Title Divas Match

Lita vs AJ

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Normal Match

The Rock vs The Hurricane

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Normal Non-Title Match

X-Pac vs Dolph Ziggler

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Normal Non-Title Match

The Undertaker vs Wade Barrett

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As the Breakdown opening video finishes, instead of heading ringside like usual for the opening display, The XWL titan tron cuts to the backstage area to a harsh wave of boo's as The Rocks locker room door is shown....



[Coach] Ladies and gentlemen I am Jonathan Coachman and I'm waiting outside of The Rocks locker room to possibly catch a word with him before his match up later tonight!

But suddenly the door opens and Coach steps back as The Rock stands before him, looking less than pleased...



[The Rock] Coach! For the love of god, learn how to whisper! The Rock is on the phone in there! The Rock was talking to the most special woman in his life! Period! Until you, you Coach, you stand outside his PRIVATE locker room chanting at the top of your lungs about how you want a word with The Great One before his match later, are you out of your mind?! Go annoy someone who gives a crap!

[Coach] But Rock!

[The Rock] Eh, eh, eh, That's Mr Rock to you now. You know that!

[Coach]......But Mr Rock, Tonight you will face off against someone you have never been in the ring with here in XWL, The Hurricane!

The Rock looks around with a pretend shocked face on, acting as if he's scared....



[The Rock] Oh......Oh no......Not The Hurricane?! You mean The Rock has gotta go out there tonight and go one on one with an actual superhero?! Who in their right mind booked that match? The Rock doesn't stand a snowmans chance in hell! You know what Coach? You know what? The Rock is gonna phone up right now, The Rock is gonna phone Cody Rhodes and make an appeal, try to get himself a different match up, thank you Mr Coachman.

[Coach] Wow, thank you. You really mean that?



[The Rock] Wowee mister, you weally mean that? OF COURSE THE ROCK DOESN'T MEAN THAT! You post-op piece of monkey crap! Why don't you run down here ever time The Rock has a match with The Burger King? Or a shopping cart? Or the joke that is the entire cast of flash dance! Huh? Because those would be bigger threats to The Rock! Damn, how can one man be so stupid! Now get your bald candy ass out of The Rocks sight before he takes this bottle of water and shoves it so far up your ass that the next time we tour in Japan they will think that you're a black Squirtle!

And with that....Coach rushes off down the corridor as The Rock heads back into his room...




[The Rock] Keep running Coach! The Rock doesn't wanna see those skinny little chicken legs in his corridor ever again! And buy a damn protein shake for Christ sake, you could compete with the divas! And they'd still probably kick your ass!



[The Rock] Okay now, where did The Rock leave that phone, oh yeah, there it is! Time to talk to the only woman on the planet as electrifying as The Rock!

He notices the mobile on the table and sits on the couch before picking it up and placing it to his ear, talking to the person....

[The Rock] Hey there, The Rock is back now, where were we?

[???] I was just talking about all those times you used to get the bed wet.....

[The Rock] Oh no now lets not talk about that here on live television in front of the millions!......

[Crowd].............

[The Rock] AND MILLIONS OF THE ROCKS FANS!

[???] Oh I see honey, hey, do you remember when I used to lie you down in bed and tell you everything? Everything about my past, all your favourite adventures!

[The Rock] Yeah The Rock remembers! How could he forget?! It was always the highlight of his night! But y'know what he loved more? What The Rock loved more was when you'd tell him about the future! About what was GOING to happen, you remember that right?

[???] How could I forget, you knew as well as I did, that any night you were involved in was going to be special! They don't call you The Great One for nothing! You are everything that every guy wants to be and that every woman needs!

[The Rock] You got that right! The Rock is the closest thing to god that isn't on some news reported slice of toast!

[???] Wanna know what I love most about you?

[The Rock] What is that? You tell The Rock!

[???] How you are always there when I NEED you, without fail! Even if it's five in the morning and you're in a different country you'll fly over just to meet my needs!

[The Rock] Well you know how The Rock feels about you, you're the most special girl in his life!

[???] Oh you know how to make a woman happy! The next time we meet I'm going to give you tonnes and tonnes of hugs and kisses!

[The Rock] That sounds amazing! Maybe you can cook The Rock up some of that superb apple pie of yours! The Rock knows you make a delicious slice of pie!

[???] Okay my little Dwaney Wayney I'll see you later, gotta go start on perfecting my recipe........Love you, bye bye.

[The Rock] hahaha...........Love you too Mommy, have a good night.

The Crowd erupts into a sea of laughter as the mystery person is revealed.....

[JR] Oh my god King! This is priceless! What a Momma's boy!

[King] You know what? I find it sweet! You're only bitter because your Mother ran out before you were born! Haha!

The Rock puts the phone down at the side only to hear the sound guy begin to snicker, The Rock spins around and turns his full attention to the man....

[The Rock] Hey! Hey! Get your ass over here!



[The Rock] What in the blue hell is your name!

[Sound Guy] It's....

[The Rock] IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!



[The Rock] You got a problem with The Rock phoning up his Mother? Do you find it weird that a man has a healthy relationship with his own flesh and blood? With the person who brought him into this world? Well? Spit it out Barry Chuckle!

[Sound Guy] No....No....it's just they WAY you were speaking.....It sounded.....different

[The Rock] Oh so now you're being a racist?! You know what, get the hell out of The Rocks dressing room! He's gonna see too it that your ass is fired! So take a good look at the walls on your way out because with no job you wont be seeing any for a long time! Get out!



The Rock looks seriously pissed before he sighs and sits down, trying to stop himself from an outburst



[The Rock] Idiots! The Rock is surrounded by idiots! He needs to calm himself down, where is his guitar? That's exactly what he needs, some sweet music! Yeah! You people here wanna hear The Rocks brand new song?

The crowd reply with a resounding thunderous set of boo's



[The Rock] Of course you do! Now strap yourself in because it's time you people listened! Listened to the voice of an angel! But before that, before that let The Rock tell you a story from last week! Last week The Rock was busting some moves on the red carpet at his film premier for his new movie Journey 2: The mysterious island, when Britney Spears came up to The Rock! And she told The Rock that not only was he her hairstyle inspiration, but her singing idol as well! Anyway, anyway, enough of The Rocks amazing life, let's get this show on the road!

The Rock then picks up his guitar and begins to strum it, checking it's in tune, before finally starting his song...



[The Rock] (Sung to Elvis: A little less conversation)

A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning Rock!
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less bitch and a little more heart
Shut your mouth, know your role and get assed whooped by The Great One!
Ass whooped by The Great One!

[The Rock] And if that doesn't do it for you, if you don't like that then you'll love this one



[The Rock] (Sung to Aint no mountain high enough)

Listen Teddy.....
Ain't no mountain high
Ain't no river low
Ain't no river wide enough Teddy

If you need Rock call him
Not matter where you are
No distance to far
Just call Rocks name
He'll be there in a hurry
You don't have to worry

Cause Teddy there ain't no security high enough!
Ain't no excuses low enough!
Your mommas fat ass ain't wide enough!
To keep Rock from whooping your ass Ted!

Suddenly The Rock hears clapping coming from his wardrobe, confused he puts down his guitar to check it out, he walks across the room and slowly but surely reaches out for his curtain, before pulling it back!.............













The crowd cheers like crazy for The Hurricane, The Rock on the other hand, is in complete shock, this can not be happening, he shuts over the curtain and turns around for a second to regroup



[The Rock] Okay Rock, it's been a long day, your flight into this cesspool got delayed, you had trouble receiving your luggage at check out, your stupid ass limo driver took the wrong turn into the arena three separate times, you get bothered by the Coach and then some idiot sound guy mocks you AND your mother, however, HOWEVER, there is no way in hell that there is a grown man wearing a cape hiding behind that curtain next to your clothes so just relax, take a deep breath and when you turn around, you'll open the curtain again to find nothing but a one thousand dollar Armani suit.....okay go.



But.....



[The Rock] Okay, what is going on?! S'wrong with you! How long has your little green ass been in there?!

*The Hurricane leaps out and comes face to face with The Rock*

The Hurricane:
Long enough to know that The Scorpion King is a bed wettin' momma's boy!



*Hurricane grins at The Rock before continuing*

The Hurricane:
So, "Dwaney", it would appear that you have the utmost pleasure of facing The Hurricane tonight, and I for one, cannot wait. Now The Hurricane hopes that The Great One brings everything he's got out there, and doesn't decide to crumble like some superb apple pie.



[The Rock] Woah, woah, woah, woah, WOAH! You watch what comes out of that mouth when your speaking to The Rock! He got that sound son of a bitch fired and if you're not careful you'll be next! This company doesn't need you, you're about as useful as Vickie Guerrero's size eight dress! So don't you come waltzing into The Rocks locker room, uninvited might he add, and talk trash about The Scorpion King! He's more of a superhero that you'll ever be! We all know you wear Scorpion King pajamas to bed! And another thing, another thing! Don't you go calling The Rock, "Dwaney" Okay! The Rock is serious! Only the most electrifying mommy in all of Miami calls him that!



[The Rock] Now if you'll excuse The Rock he's gotta go see a woman about The Peoples Strudel, so you better be out of here by the time The Rock is back, otherwise you wont leave on your own two legs!

The Hurricane puts his hand on The Rock's shoulder and spins him back around

The Hurricane:
Hey now! Leaving already? That sure was fast, but you've probably heard that from every woman that's ever graced the bedsheets that The Rocks momma neatly laid out for him. Something else you've probably heard is that The Rock has got a puny little co-



[The Rock] HEY! NO! Don't go there! There's a reason they call The Rock the Brahma Bull! The Rocks strudel could fill this arena five times over! Yeah! Baby! You don't believe The Rock? Go and ask your Girlfriend Wonder woman, she'll tell you! Ain't nothing invisible about The Rock! You're just jealous, that's it, you're jealous of The Rock! Because no REAL woman in their right mind would go anywhere near you! Because you don't have the testicular fortitude of THE ROCK!



[The Rock] Oh, wait a minute, RING RING, RING RING, RING RING,just a minute, The Rock has gotta answer this......

The Rock pulls out his phone and pretends to talk

[The Rock] Okay...........No Problem........The Rock will let him know...........It was every woman on the planet, they said they want nothing to do with you!



The Hurricane:
Heeey now, there's no need to raise woman issues just because you can't function without your mommy. The Hurricane would bet good money that after every show, The Rock takes off his teeny little trunks and sends them back home to mommy to have them washed and let me tell you, just like your trunks, tonight, The Hurricanes gonna hang you out to dry!





Before The Rock can even reply the fans in the arena go absolutely insane as none other than Ted DiBiase is shown right behind The Rock!

[JR] Bah gawd King! It's Ted DiBiase, and The Rock doesn't even notice he's right behind him!

[King] Turn around, Rock!

[JR] He can't hear you!

[Ted DiBiase] Delivery for Dwaney!

The Rock starts to turn around, recognizing the sound of that voice from somewhere, just as he's about to finish the rotation Ted DiBiase knocks him out with a hard right hand!


[JR] That had to hurt!

[King] What's Ted doing on Breakdown, he's a Redemption superstar!

[JR] I think it's clear as to what he's doing here.


Ted then mounts on top of The Rock and begins to lay into him with clubbing right hands and showing intensity and pent up frustration finally being let loose with each shot! The Rock raises his knee up kneeing DiBiase in the groin putting a stop to the attack, then as Ted falls back on the floor holding his crotch in pain, The Rock gets up to his feet then straight shot kicks Ted in the ribs and begins to shout at him "You wanna attack The Rock?! The Rock says bring it Jabroni!" He then pulls him off the floor, grabs him by his shirt then throws him into a couch causing it to tip over and Ted falls to the floor on the other side of it. Rock then uses his strength to shove the couch away then looks at him, on his hands and knees, trying to get up. The Rock looks to the side, grabs the lamp off the table, then holds it tightly beckoning for him to get up. Ted starts to rise up, but just as The Rock swings, Ted ducks it and returns the favor from earlier with a low blow!

[JR] Oh! This is getting out of control!

[King] You ain't kidding JR! These two do not like one another!

The Rock lets out a soft but painful sounding "You son of a bitch..." before falling to the floor in agony from that devastating blow. Ted fuming in rage now, grabs the lamp The Rock was gonna use to hit him, then looks at it and shatters it against the wall before the remains of it fall to the floor and a visible hole forms in the wall.

[King] I just can't get over this whole new side of Ted DiBiase that we're seeing...This is completely unlike the monopoly obsessed goofball we've all become accustomed to.

[JR] I don't think anyone ever expected this side of Ted to come out, but now that it has, you have to wonder if The Rock might regret pushing him to this point.

Ted looks around the room to see what he could use next, then sees the end table where the lamp was, throws it to the ground then pulls off one of the legs to the table. He tightly holds it with both hands, then shouts "Get up!!" at the top of his lungs readying himself for when he does. Rock starts to pull himself up using the open locker door for support, spins around, Ted swings with brute force, but Rock ducks it, then knees Ted in the gut, and tosses him right into the set of the lockers! Rock then grabs the table leg off the floor, then throws it clear out of sight and almost hitting The Hurricane who just stands there with his mouth open in shock moving his head from side to side.

[JR] You've got to wonder where security is at this point!

[King] I hope they never get there, I'm enjoying this too much! I'd hate to be the guys that have to clean up this mess!

Rock walks over to the nearest wall, notices a poster for Final Stand IV on it, pull it off the hook, then as Ted's staggering to his feet, The Rock puts Ted's head right through it then just laughs and shouts "Look, you're finally a poster boy!"

[JR] That's certainly using your environment to your advantage.

[King] We've seen table legs used, lamps, couches, and now a poster for Final Stand! This is just an all out fight!

Ted falls against the bench, the poster still around his neck, Rock then hatches an idea judging by his sudden smile. He backs up to the back wall, then comes charging at the kneeled Ted' aiming for his head for a serious punt, but Ted pulls his head out of the frame in time, The Rock's foot gets caught in between it which gives Ted enough time to grab the nearest thing next to him, which turned out to be The Rock's favorite guitar, then as The Rock struggles to remain standing Ted lets out a "Hey Rocky!" then as Rock turns his head, unsure of what's gonna happen next, Ted shouts out "Heads up!" before shattering the guitar right over The Rock's head!

[King] That's The Rock's favorite guitar!

[JR] Correction King, that was The Rock's favorite guitar!

The remains of the guitar remain's in Ted's hand as The Rock collapses back to the floor knocked out from that hard shot. A swarm of security quickly rush into the room while The Hurricane stays out of dodge as they immediately head for DiBiase.

[King] It's about time they got here, that room's a mess, we've seriously got the slowest team of security in history!

[JR] They're not much help now, Ted's sent a message loud and clear to The Rock.


They're pushy, yelling at Ted to get out, he tries to be calm about it, but one guard starts to yank him by his arm, Ted's then peaceful expression turns to that of an annoyed one, the guy tries to pull Ted once more, and Ted suddenly places his hand on that guy's arm squeezing tightly then pushes him aside. This causes the rest of the security to try to detain Ted, he fights them off, elbowing, punching, and kneeing every single one of them. This big guy then walks into the room, Ted smirks slightly as the guy charges at him, but Ted side steps him, then throws him hard into the lockers. The few that Ted had fought off then come back to him, he ducks a punch from one of them, grabs that guy's arm, twist it around behind his back, then shoves him into a second one knocking him down. This just leaves one last one, Ted puts his hands up giving the guy a pass, allowing him to just leave him to his business with The Rock, but the guy is a gutsy one and as Ted turns around to finish what he started with The Rock, the guy grabs Ted by his shirt from behind, tries to pull him away, but Ted holds his ground, elbows the guy in the ribs then chucks him right into the tipped over sofa.

[JR] Ted just cleared house!

[King] I'd hate to be The Rock right now. Wait...Speaking of The Rock, where did he go?

We see Ted turning his attention away from the laid out security team, then walks over to where The Rock was, but notices he's no longer there. Ted get's frustrated, tightly clinches his fists, then turns to walk off, but one of the security members that Ted had laid out tries to come back for round two, gets in Ted's face and without warning Ted knocks them back out with a hard and swift punch. He turns his head noticing The Hurricane who had witnessed it all. DiBiase then stares at him until The Hurricane looks around at the laid out security then raises his head up...

The Hurricane:
WHASUPWITDAT!

Ted just stares at him for a second longer, shakes his head with a sigh, then walks off exiting the room leaving The Hurricane in the completely trashed room where a swarm of security are laid out just inches from his feet. He then looks around and leaps out of camera view flying off as Breakdown heads to it's first commercial break.