[Jim Ross] Good god almighty! Good God Almighty! What a kick!
*Randy Orton's theme hits, he staggers to a corner to support himself after a grueling match. He looks shocked as the referee raises his hand as he stares at the motionless Kane. The referee puts down his hand and goes to check Kane*
*Orton slowly walks to the turnbuckle and stands up, he turns and looks at Kane and then raises his arm in the air.*
[Jerry Lawler] Orton has a lot of built up frustration and Kane was in the wrong place and the wrong time, I've never seen anything like that happen to Kane!
[Jim Ross] He's still not moving, King.
*Orton leaves the ring while medics rush down to the ring to check on Kane, as he's on the ramp he does his pose for the fans while his music plays. But all of a sudden Orton's Theme gets interrupted by a familiar voice.*
[???] Hey Randy!!!
*The crowd boos loudly as Christian appears on the Titantron.*
[Christian] What a victory, Randy, and what a way to end it! After all I thought I'd never see you in that ring ever again but it looks like you proved me wrong! You kicked Kane in the head. A man who did absolutely nothing to you, Randy! You may have shortened his career and you don't give a damn about it and that's just one of the many reasons why I despise you!
[Christian] I thought I sent you a message when I took you out at November to Remember, but I guess you don't wanna learn of your mistakes. You really challenge me again? You rather want to share the Xmas holidays with me than your family? That's just too sweet, Randy, that's gotta be the greatest gift of all time! I gotta destroy you once and for all making you celebrate the rest of the holidays where you already were after November to Remember, in the hospital!
[Christian] You want this match to be a Steel Cage match so I can't run away? Trust me, Randy, I'm gonna inflict so much damage to your body that you wish to get out of that construct. You may kicked Kane in the skull and let your anger out for a second, but at the end it will be the anger itself that will cause you the victory and your very career, Orton. You will be locked inside a cage with your worst enemy and you will remember everything I did to you and your family in the past, and once you're not able to control your mind and your anger any longer I will strike. You were able to kick out of all my finishers at November to Remember, but this time there won't be a win via pinfall or submission. The only way to win is to leave that steel cage which means I have to give you the beating of your life once again. I don't care if you're injured at that point or not, Randy, but I guarantee to all my Peeps that I will be the last man standing after that match! Randy Orton will leave the arena on a stretcher and I will make sure that he never returns ever again!
[Christian] Oh, I nearly forgot. Next week we will already be standing in that ring, face to face... when the legendary „Rowdy“ Roddy Piper introduces us to his Piper's Pit! Guess I'll see you next week, Orton!
*The scene cuts off as the camera fades back into the arena. The scene is Kane still being attended to by the medics.*
[Jerry Lawler] With Orton in this state of mind, I fear for Christian in that cage match!
[Jim Ross] I can't wait to see Pipers Pit next week, the only man who can control Orton and Christian is Roddy. It's going to be a heated segment, we can guarantee that.
*As the medics help Kane who is still motionless, we cut off to a video package for our Interim General Manager, Cody Rhodes.*
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**Breakdown returns from commercials and we are with Jerry Lawler and Jim Ross at ringside.**
Jim Ross: Hey Folks welcome back to Breakdown. Just before the break we saw a grueling match between Randy Orton and Kane. Now we have a XWL.com Exclusive with Davey Richards.
Jerry Lawler: We haven't heard from Davey for a couple of week after that 3 stages of Hell match in which him and Bryan Danielson both fell from the cage through the announce table.
Jim Ross: Thats right Jerry, it was a grueling battle between two who over a couple of months have despised each other and we thought that we would have this one last match to end it all, but there was a conclusion that was reminiscent of there first encounter when that came to a draw. So now we go over to Davey Richards for this XWL.com Exclusive.
**We cut to a video package of Davey Richards and Bryan Danielson feud over the last couple of months, The video package show epic moments between the two and ends with a image of both in the carnage after the fall from the cage. The video ends and we are with Davey Richards.**
Davey Richards: XWL Universe, thank you for allowing me this time to talk to you. I am all about the action this show brings so I won't keep you for too long. As you are aware that I haven't been around for a few weeks. Well I have been trying to get myself involved in the show, but I was told by doctors and XWL management that I am not cleared to wrestle and it would be wise for me to stay at home to recover from my injuries. Most of you have come to know what Davey Richards is about. I am about competing at the top level, I am about bettering myself every match, all I want to do is wrestle, fight, compete and show the World that I am the best damn wrestler in the business today. It was hard for me to stay away for this short period of time, I sat at home not even aloud to train, I sat at home pondering what to do with myself. Luckily enough I have a close group around me, known as Team Richards. Myself, Kyle O'Reily, Eddie Edwards and Tony Kozina have a little group in which we train together all the time. Eddie and Kyle still work for the other company but I always try to stay in contact with them because Team Richards is a great thing for all of us.
Davey Richards: So I sat at home whilst the team helped me with light training, they helped me recover from my injuries. At November to Remember, I was competing in one of the toughest matches in my career and I have had some tough matches. If I had to compete in 3 different matches that would be hard as it is but because the stipulations in place it made it even more difficult. I took Bryan to the limit and I am not afraid to admit that he took me to the limit. But once more there was know end result that either of us was happy with. Bryan has taken the cheap way and decided to end any form of respect we had for one another, he started the attacks, he started the verbal tirades towards me and he unleashed a new side to this American Wolf. When we both fell from that cage, the only thing I could think about was, Had I won? Had I beat him once again, but after that I started to feel the pain, pain at first I thought I could handle, but I could not. I went straight to the hospital where had to undergo some x-rays and tests. I was then informed that due to my injuries that I would not be allowed to compete.
Davey Richards: I personally do not think that me and Bryan ended anything at the PPV, if anything we went right back to the beginning, we went back to where it all started with a draw. I know that Bryan won't be happy until he beats me, I know that Bryan hates me, I know that Bryan thinks that I have shown him disrespect since the first day I arrived in XWL and interrupted him. Bryan has had a tough time in XWL and I think his frustrations have caused him to change, but Bryan that was a choice you made to turn on me and try to end my career and I also won't be happy until I beat you once and for all and show that I am BETTER THAN YOU!!! The thing is Bryan it was never about being better that you, it was never about proving myself to be better than you, I stepped up to you because I knew you that you was the best pure wrestler, I knew that if to beat you would help my career and help me with my hunt towards the World Championship. But after what you did, all I wanted to do is prove what you say completely wrong, I want to beat you and prove that I can out-wrestle you. Bryan, I don't know what is next on my agenda, I don't know what you are planning to do but I do know that it is not over just yet. So Bryan if you want to do this one more time, name a time, name a place, do whatever you like because I will beat you and I will continue with the "Hunt" to become the best in XWL. Bryan the Hunt IS STILL ON!!!!!
**Davey stares intensely into the camera before we fade to a video package hyping up XWL's next PPV "Xtreme Xmas"**
Breakdown returns from a commercial break and we see The X-Treme Champion; The Brian Kendrick, Kurt Angle, and Alex Shelley sitting in a lounge area as the words "Earlier This Week" shows on the screen.
{The Brian Kendrick} Ladies and Gentleman let me introduce you all to my two guests this evening on The BK Lounge, none other than Kurt Angle and Alex Shelley! How are you two doing this evening?
Shelley and Angle glare at each other
{The Brian Kendrick} Okay then... Tonight I'll be asking your opinions on some of the most controversial matters here in the XWL, I'd like to see what your point of views are regarding the injustice that goes on, for instance what are your thoughts on Randy Savage being put into the World Heavyweight Title match for this PPV? Both of you have done just as much if not more than Macho has as of late, yet it is him rather than either of you that gets to be put into the match. As you know I'm a firm believer of earning that which you achieve and personally believe that Savage has done a lot, but not enough to earn a shot at the top title in this company and that there are a lot of deserving wrestlers including the two of you who should be put in the match in his place. Alex you used to hold this title
Kendrick motions to his X-Treme Title
{The Brian Kendrick} I mean sure you didn't really do anything worth mentioning while holding it like I have and will soon do but still, you did win a title which is more than Savage can say about his XWL career. And Kurt, you've been involved with many different altercations with other wrestlers and have had your fair share of success in the past yet all Randy has done is appear on some talk shows which we know only The Miz is really capable of doing to perfection, yet it's him not you in the match, and between you and me I'm one hundred and ten percent certain that if you two got in the ring you'd come out the victor, so my question to you both is A, do you think he deserves the shot he has been given, and B, do you think that either of you would be better suited for the spot, or if not you then who?
*Angle lifts his mic to answer before Shelley can do so.*
[Kurt Angle] Please Kendrick, saying that Shelley would be able to win a World Heavyweight Championship is like saying if Mike Tyson were to become a professional swimmer he would win an Olympic Gold Medal like this. It's just not gonna happen. And no, I don't think Macho Man deserves the shot he's been given either, hell, I don't just think but I know I'd be a better man to be in that match than Randy Savage because unlike Savage I don't break my back jumping off the top rope. I just pray for Savage's safety that he breaks his back early in the match so he doesn't have to endure the rest of it. And you all know, I've won some big matches before like when I ended John Morrison's career and sent him into the rut he's still in to this day. I should be in that match because everyone knows I'd win, it's true, it's true.
{The Brian Kendrick} Alex, what are your thoughts?
Shelley doesn't answer, he just continues to stare in front of him ignoring Kendrick and Angle
{The Brian Kendrick} Okay then.. I'll just continue onto my next question then. As you all know Cody Rhodes humbled Mick Foley once and hopefully for all by defeating him to become the Interim General Manager of Breakdown, do you believe that he has done a good j--
{Alex Shelley] I’m gonna have to stop you right there Kendrick, because asking Kurt Angle for his opinion is like asking a homeless man for a backrub. Not only is it painful and difficult to sit through, but there’s also a chance that you may catch something nasty when it’s all said and done. I mean what was it that he said? Something about Mike Tyson and swimming and Randy Savage breaking his back? Kurt can you go a day without being racist or discriminating against the old? Answer me that, Kurt, please.
[Kurt Angle] Y—
{Alex Shelley] Don’t you interrupt me while I’m speaking. And what kind of questions are you asking Kendrick? Nobody wants to hear the technical messiah talk about Randy Savage or Cody Rhodes, they want to hear about what I’m going to do to Kurt Angle at XTreme X-mas, or what kind of gel I put in my hair this morning. In fact, who does care about the Resistance other than you three guys? Do you people care?
Shelley raises his microphone in the air for the crowd’s response and then quickly remembers that they’re in an isolated area backstage. He turns to the side away from Angle and Kendrick and whispers into his microphone.
*whispers* No!
{Alex Shelley] Do you care about what type of cream Cody uses to shave off his toe hair?
*whispers* No!
{Alex Shelley] Do you care about what medication Randy Savage uses for his back pain?
*whispers* No!
{Alex Shelley] Do you care about the type of pain Alex Shelley will inflict to Kurt Angle this Sunday?
Angle cuts Shelley off before he can continue on his rant.
[Kurt Angle] I've had enough of you! You call me racist, you say I discriminate against the old but you've done just the same and these people still love you. You've said Randy Savage is on drugs, and you clearly hate me because I'm white! Shelley you complain about everything, you complained when I locked you in the ankle lock, complained when I "lost" your title opportunity for you. Shelley you're just a whiny bitch and you wanted Kendrick to take me out for you last week because you knew you couldn't! And you deserved getting slapped with the title but believe me that's nothing compared to what I'll be doing to you.
{The Brian Kendrick} Ladies, ladies, calm down! Okay Alex, clearly you would rather me ask you questions pertaining to yourself.. let me think..
Kendrick is interrupted by Shelley who can’t seem to hide his amusement.
{Alex Shelley] It’s kinda funny that the guy with the least amount of testosterone in the room is calling other people ladies. It’s funny that the guy who had to hide behind four men to achieve the success that he has is the one looking down on other people. You know, I actually thought you were a pretty cool guy when you first showed up on the scene, talking about how you’re going to take care of all this injustice… when as it turns out, you’re one of the most corrupt people here. And it’s a shame because now you think you’re actually as good as you believe you are, when that’s far from reality. But thing is you’re so far gone from reality, that I firmly believe that only a good kick to the head will knock your senses back in.
{The Brian Kendrick} Seriously? You must be the one far from reality if you truly think that I "had to hide behind" The Resistance to achieve success! I haven't lost a match since I returned, I defeated each and every one of my seven opponents without the help of any of The Resistance members and if I remember correctly one of those opponents was you, and tonight Micheal McGillicutty will as well as I defend my X-Treme Title that I earned on my own. But just because I defeated you once before doesn't mean that I think that I'm better than you, I go into each and every match knowing that I need to win to keep this title that I worked so hard for, the title which I earned by refusing to lose, I went into the ring against men who were believed to be far better than me, Christian for example, but I came out on top because I had to, because it was my path to become X-Treme Champion. I'm only 5'6'', I know that I have limitations, I know that if I was to go into the ring with the likes of Ted DiBiase or CM Punk that I would be destroyed yet not defeated, if winning means keeping this title, if winning means furthering this title's prestige not only for myself but for all of the X-Treme Wrestlers, then I will reach deep into the bottoms of my belly and let forth the fire that wills me on, the fire that refuses to quit, refuses to stay down... So you can try to give me a "good kick to the head" next time we meet in the ring Alex, but I promise you that I will get right back up and return the favor! So do you want me to ask you a question or do I ne-
{Alex Shelley] To be honest with you Kendrick, I didn’t come here to answer any of your silly questions or to laugh about how funny Angle’s hair looked when he wrestled Stone Cold… but it was pretty damn funny right?
[Kurt Angle] Both of you... Shutup. You bitch back and forth that the other one of you is less of a man, not telling the truth, and not serving "justice" Well if anyone serves justice it's me. I won two olympic gold medals for this country, I wrestled with a broken freaking neck for this country! I serve justice! You guys both just wish to do what you can't do because you don't have the ability to do it. Hell, you're both arguing who is better at this or that, but honestly if we stepped in that ring I'd make you both tap out. It's true, it's true!
{The Brian Kendrick} No Kurt, it's not true, in fact it's one hundred percent false. I'm sure even Alex has to agrees with me on this one.
{Alex Shelley] The only thing that’s even remotely true about what you said is the fact that this little thing between us is far from over, Angle. It’s not even about the Intercontinental Championship, at least it shouldn’t be since we all know once this is all said and done that I’ll be next in line for a shot. The problem is that we just can’t seem to decide which one of us is better. Sure I can beat you in tic tac toe, or blowing bubbles, but at the end of the day, though I don’t necessarily agree with that rule, but at the end of the day that’s not what gets you places, what you do in the ring does. And Angle you can have your gold medals and you can have your two eyes and whatever other body parts you feel like but what you can’t have is a victory party at Xtreme Xmas, because that win is as good as mine. You following me? Wait don’t answer that, the question that you need to answer is: Where can I get a good deal on boots? Because I’m gonna need a new pair after your teeth get stuck in my old ones.
All of a sudden the camera is knocked to the ground as the screen goes black and a voice can be heard
{???} Hey Kendrick, you might be defending your title against McGillicutty tonight but I promise you that if you win then it'll be the last victory you have as X-Treme Champion because I'll make sure that I face you for it next and I promise you that I'll defeat you for it!
The camera is picked up and smashed by the intruder and we quickly go onto the next segment
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As Breakdown heads from the last segment, the camera flashes to the titantron, and we see Sin Cara standing in the backstage area.....
Sin Cara: Señoras y señores, Ladies and gentleman, Sorry to interrupt the show, but I have a tratar for you, or for you fans who don't understand, A TREAT. Now, after my match with Alex Shelley, (which was muy excelente), I was in my locker room when I received a phone call from a very good friend of mine, and he told me he wanted to tell you all something. So, for all of you people out there, I present to you, live from MacLaren's Bar in NEW YORK CITY............ BARNEY STINSON!!!!!
*The crowd lets out a huge cheer for Barney Stinson, and start chanting "SUIT UP".....
Barney Stinson: That's right people, it's me, Barney. Whaddup? Glad to be here talking to you fans cause I've always been a fan of the XWL myself. In fact, I'm a champion in my own right. Yep, that's right ladies and geeks, I am the World Tricycle Champion. I'm sure all of you know how I became Tricycle champ. Just in case you don't, here's a clip.....
Barney Stinson: Now, we ALL know that Ted, (who's best friend is me BTW), didn't manage to tap those college girls, but hey, we still love the guy. Honestly, and don't tell Ted, but I won the belt years before making that bet, it was just funny watching Ted try.
Sin Cara: That's hilarious Barney. It's always fun messing with Ted. Oh, and look Barney, I suited up! That's right, I'm sporting the suit now, and I'm looking better than ever. So, Barney. You gonna let these people know what you came here for?
Barney Stinson: Yeah, yeah, I'm getting to it. I felt that I should come here to XWL and give some appreciation to my new favorite wrestler in the business. That man is................. you, Sin Cara. Not just for your in-ring ability, but for your brutal honesty. You're so honest, that you displayed yourself on a shirt, (which is AWESOME in my book). For everyone who hasn't seen the shirt, take a look.....
Barney Stinson: I got one thing to say to you Cara. You are LEGEND.......WAIT FOR IT......DARY! If ya SMEEELLLL..... WHAT THE STINSON IS COOKING!!! Thanks for letting me take up your time XWL fans. I got two words for ya....... SUIT UP!!!
*Breakdown fades to commercial of a Barney Stinson musical number....
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Felt like doing a fun promo. Hope you guys like it.
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 11/12/2011 - 18/12/2011 Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:20 am
MicksterG951 wrote:
Felt like doing a fun promo. Hope you guys like it.
Who could hate a promo with Barney in it?
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 11/12/2011 - 18/12/2011 Sat Dec 17, 2011 1:02 am
MicksterG951 wrote:
Felt like doing a fun promo. Hope you guys like it.
Except you said Redemption when this is Breakdown
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 11/12/2011 - 18/12/2011 Sat Dec 17, 2011 1:06 am
E/T wrote:
MicksterG951 wrote:
Felt like doing a fun promo. Hope you guys like it.
Except you said Redemption when this is Breakdown
Wow. DUHHH. Anyways, fixed.
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 11/12/2011 - 18/12/2011 Sat Dec 17, 2011 1:21 am
MicksterG951 wrote:
E/T wrote:
MicksterG951 wrote:
Felt like doing a fun promo. Hope you guys like it.
Except you said Redemption when this is Breakdown
Wow. DUHHH. Anyways, fixed.
Lmfao
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 11/12/2011 - 18/12/2011 Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:37 am
MicksterG951 wrote:
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 11/12/2011 - 18/12/2011 Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:21 am
Totally
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 11/12/2011 - 18/12/2011 Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:22 am
not a filler
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 11/12/2011 - 18/12/2011 Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:23 am
XWL's Breakdown cuts to the backstage area where someone can be heard walking down the corridor singing come good ol' classic country, the camera turns to reveal it as none other than The Rock!
[The Rock] Strudel City! What's up! It's time, for the single most electrifying moment of your night! Scratch that, the single most electrifying moment of your damn life! You lucky bastards are about to hear a phenomenon greater than the great wall of china, bigger than the leaning tower of pisa and more memorable than that funny little cat on youtube that plays the keyboard! That's right, your ears are about to be graced by the sweet music of The Rock! A voice that makes every man on gods green earth envy The Rock! A voice that makes the angels get a little wet!........as they fall from heaven into the ocean! YEAH! MOMMA!
[The Rock] So without further waiting, let The Rock ask you this! Strudel City? ARE YOU READY!!!!
A massive wave of boo's rains down on top of The Rock as he just smiles, seemingly not affected by the crowds hatred.....the camera pans to show The Rock from the front just laughing at the crowd as he pulls up his guitar and starts to slowly strum, gearing up for a song, in the background, Mr Anderson can be seen slowly creeping up behind The Rock as the crowd begin to cheer like crazy! The Rock thinks the cheers are for him and takes a bow but as he bends over Mr Anderson kicks him as hard as he can straight up the ass! The Crowd explodes as The Rock hits the floor and Anderson runs away round the corner while shouting.....
[Mr Anderson] I'M A MAN OF MY WORD!
The Rock gets up and begins to give chase but it's too late, Mr Anderson is long gone, that guy ran like the wind, The Rock stops running and begins to speak while fixing his jacket .....
[The Rock] DAMN! Who was that guy? What an asshole! A fast asshole The Rock will give him that but an asshole none the less! You better hope you never run into The Rock again you meely mouthed son of a bitch!
The crowd are in hysterics laughing at Mr Andersons antics, The Rock is fuming, even more so that the crowd were enjoying that rather than his beautiful voice, he stops to calm himself down once he realizes he's basically shouting to himself, there's no one else around....
[The Rock] The Rock will have that guy fired quicker than a hiccup! No one gets away with attacking The Rock! You hear me, this company needs me, so you can bet your two dollar hair dye that they will listen to The Rocks demands! Anyway, The Rock learned three simple rules in show business and everybody knows that rules one is, THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
The Rocks theme then begins to play as he makes his way to the guerrilla position
The Rock emerges from behind the curtain as the drums from his theme kick in and he smiles at the crowd with a guitar in his left hand to quite possibly the loudest heat in recent memory
[Jim Ross] Well, there he is King, the man who used to have it all, the man who had this crowd in the palm of his hand each and every week with nothing more than one word.....
[King] Yeah, you're right Jr and now....... FINALLY! The Rock has ditched these so called fans and moved onto better things! Rock Bottoming CM Punk might just be the best career move The Rock ever made! Now he has everything he's ever wanted, fame, girls, money.......and more girls! HAHA!
[Jim Ross] What the hell are you talking about King? He had all of that stuff before! The only difference between now and then is that then he would had shook a little kids hand and signed him an autograph but now? Now he'd probably spit in the kids face and draw a fake mustache on him...
[King] Oh, boo hoo! Who wants to pander to the crowds and sign autographs when you could be lying on a boat in the Bahamas with a cocktail in one hand and an eighteen year old blonde in the other!
The Rock walks around ringside and makes his way to the commentators table, King is clapping for The Rock like a baby seal while JR looks on, disappointed in the actions of The Rock in recent weeks
[The Rock] What the hell is the matter with you Jim? You look like you just seen someone eat your last hotdog!
Before JR can reply, The Rock walks away from the table and moves over towards Lilian Garcia.....
[Jim Ross] What a jackass.......
[King] Oh you're just mad because he's over there talking to Lilian while you're sitting here drowning in your own misery, also, it was actually me who ate your last hotdog.....You're not fast, you're last!
[The Rock] Easy now baby! You don't have a license to ride The Rock train, better watch you don't hurt yourself, The Rock is damn sure your insurance wont cover it, it wont even scratch the surface.....You want a real piece of The Rock? Then you go do some stretching and then meet The Rock backstage after the concert!
Lilian quickly gathers her things and heads towards the ramp......The Rock looks on with a smile before climbing into the ring and going to the top rope for his signature pose....
The Rock is met with another thunderous round of boo's from the sold out crowd in attendance before he jumps down and takes his seat infront of his lyric stand....
[The Rock] Okay, you people have wasted enough of The Rocks time already, he's starting to regret even giving you this magnificent gift! You think The Rock is here in New Hampshire for his own health? Hell he doesn't even know where this craphole is! Are you cretins even on the map? Seriously? The Rock has banged a chick in every single state except from this one and by god that will not change, taking a look around the audience tonight and man this place must be near the coast because all The Rock can see is WHALES! EVERYWHERE! Damn! Even Canada has nicer chicks than this cesspool, YEAH, Canada! You heard The Rock!......You might not have the chicks like Sweeden but for one night only and The Rock means ONE NIGHT ONLY! You have The Great One! So let's get this concert underway with the first song......Since it's nearly Christmas time let The Rock give you a little classic.....
The Rock gets another harsh heat wave from the crowd, mostly the women this time...
[The Rock](Sung to I don't want a lot for Christmas) The Rock don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing he needs The Rock don't care about the people They don't mean shit to me! The Rock just wants you for his own More than you could ever know Make his wish come true All he wants for Christmas is... PIE!
[Jim Ross] I'm sick of this concert already....
[King] Are you kidding me JR? This is great!
[The Rock] YEAH! Christmas number one baby! That is what The Rock calls a hit right there!.......In fact, hold up, hold up, The Rock has another Christmas hit for you, after that you can tell him which one is the best!
[The Rock] (Sung to frosty the snowman) Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul With a corncob pipe and a button nose and a carrot shoved up his hole! Frosty the snowman is a little queer they say He was made of snow but the children know how he got the jail one day There must have been some magic in that Snow white rod they found For when they placed it in their hands he began to dance around O Frosty the snowman
[Jim Ross] Oh good grief......
[King] HAHA!
[The Rock] Yeah! That's a naughty frosty right there! Damn snowman has a mind of its own! Anyway, now, you people get to vote for the best Christmas song!
The entire audience begins to boo wildy as The Rock just smiles, sat on his chair, waiting patiently for the seemingly endless boo's to stop...
[The Rock] That's a clear win for frosty, he can't be here to accept his award however as he's still in federal prison....got a hold of some illegal substances.....iffy story, moving straight on The Rock wants to talk to you people about a little matter, an instance that took place just last week on Redemption! You guys had to sit here and watch two of the most boring people on the roster go at it like a bunch of five year old girls fighting over who gets to wear mommies make up! So The Rock, being the good Samaritan that he is, stopped what he was doing and came out to put a stop to it! Of course John Cena and Ted DiBiase didn't like what The Rock had to say and simultaneously triggered their periods in a bid to start a fight with The Rock.......
[The Rock] Being a true man like The Rock is, he gave them a chance to stop the nonsense and he turned, to walk away, not because he was scared, no, don't be insane, but simply because those two roody poo's are not worth The Rocks time. Until, and pay attention because this is what pissed The Rock off! You people, you people actually had the audacity to chant to The Rock, you chanted to him, "You're a pussy!?????".......The Rock may be m...
The Rock is suddenly cut off by a huge, "You're a pussy" chant that seems to last for several minutes, back in the ring The Rock is becoming noticeably pissed off....
[The Rock] AS THE ROCK WAS SAYING! The Rock may be many things! Oh yes, The Rock is handsome. The Rock is intelligent. The Rock is well endowed and you can bet your candy ass that The Rock is a mean skateboarder, hell The Rock is just about everything but the one thing that he is not? Is a pussy! And that whales and gentlemen is exactly why The Rock came firing back down to the ring to whoop both of their asses, The Rock knocked their heads so hard that John Cenas favorite color is south and Ted DiBiase is obsessed with Monopoly, no wait, he really was that retarded all along........ But here's the weird part, believe it or not The Rock actually feels bad about what he done, that's why tonight he has prepared two little songs for both Ted DiBiase and John Cena, how about we start with Ted?
[The Rock](Sung to Aloe Blacks - I need a dollar) Ted needs a dollar dollar, a dollar is what he needs hey hey Well Ted need a Penis , a penis is what he needs hey hey And he said I need dollar dollar, a penis is what I need And if he shares with you his anus would you share your dollars with him
Bad times are comin and He'll bend over you know hey hey Well let me tell you somthin all that glitters ain't gold, Ted likes em young and old hey hey It's been a long old trouble long old troublesome road And He's looking for somebody to come and give him all their load!
[Jim Ross] He wasn't sorry at all, he's just being an ass of the highest order!
[King] Being an ass? Ted started this and you can bet that The Rock will finish it! That song was amazing!
[The Rock] That one was for you Teddy boy! Straight from The Rocks heart! He hopes you enjoyed listening to it as much as he enjoyed writing it, although that's not very likely.....Anyway, next up we have a song for the one, the only, John Xena, everyones favorite princess warrior....
[The Rock](Sung to Pretty fly for a white guy) John needs some cool tunes, not just any will suffice He doesn't like Ice Cube so he bought some Vanilla Ice Now John's cruising in his Punto, he sees some homies as he pass But if he looks twice, they're gonna kick his candy ass! So don't deflate, play it straight You know he really doesn't get any anyway Gonna play the field, keep it real For you know a way, you could turn gay Don't be sad that your penis isn't great, just over compensate At least you know you can always go on Ricky Lake The world loves wannabes Hey, hey, do the trendy thing! Now he's getting a tattoo yeah, he's getting ink done He asks for a chain, but they drew a big ol' strudel Friends say he's trying too hard and he's not quite that hip But in his own mind he's the, he's the fliest trick Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh And all the girlies say John's pretty fly for a white guy!
[Jim Ross] I hope John Cena comes out here and puts a stop to this monstrosity......please John.....
[King] Are you trying to be funny JR? John Cena couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat! Even if he does come out here The Rock will whoop his candy ass! HAHA!
The crowd erupt into a frenzy of boo's and "Lets go Cena" chants
[The Rock] Stop your chanting for John Cena! He isn't out here providing you with blockbuster entertainment?! You should be chanting for The Rock! YEAH! The Rock knows you all enjoyed that song! The Rock might just go right ahead and release that badboy on itunes! Oh yeah The Rock knows it would break records! Everything The Rock does breaks records! When The Rock became the youngest WWF Champion in history, he broke records! When The Rock became the fastest to win the XWL World Heavyweight Championship after his arrival, he broke records baby! When The Rock headlined three different Wrestlemanias with his opponent tonight Stone Cold Steve Austin, guess what? He broke records! But to be fair that was a different Stone Cold Steve Austin, the Stone Cold of today is nothing but a shell of his former self!
[The Rock] You see, The Rock and Austin, we are two of the biggest names in the history of professional wrestling if not, THE two biggest! We both left the WWE for different reasons, he had an injury that meant his body just couldn't hold up, so after our last match, which The Rock won by the way, he got up and he left! While The Rock, The Rocks career was only just beginning! The Rock left and moved on to bigger and better things, he made millions and millions of dollars making movies! He got all the hollywood pie he could ever dream of! And then, then both The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin decided, you know what, it's time to go back to our first passion, wrestling. In The Rocks second match with this company he whooped Stone Colds bald ass so hard that he faded into obscurity, while The Rock? The Rock rose straight to the top! Above absolutely everyone! Proving one thing, that The Rock STILL has it! While Austin? He's nothing more than a filthy old redneck with a throat infection and an unused comb collection....
[The Rock] And that's why Steven, that after tonight, The Rock will be two to zero against you here in XWL, The Rock will remain undefeated since leaving the fans behind and there's not a damn thing you can do about that! AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE.........BECAUSE THE GREAT ONE SAYS SO! But don't worry Austin, you won't leave here empty handed tonight, no, The Rock is better than that so sit back in your deck chair, open a couple of steveweisers and listen to the song that The Rock prepared for your hairless ass.....
[Jim Ross] Not another song..... Say it isn't true King, please say it isn't true....
[King] YES! This is going to be amazing, shut up and listen JR!
[The Rock](Sung to Little old wine drinker me) He's praying for a rain in Texas So the grapes can grow and they can make more wine And I'm sitting in a Mansion in Miami With a pile of money and a woman by my side
The Rock will ask the man behind the bar for the jukebox And the music takes him back to Tennessee And when they ask who's the fool in the corner, crying The Rock'll say, little old beer drinker, Steve...
Steve came here last week from down in Texas 'Cause his baby left for Florida on a train but he thought he'd get a job and just forget her But The Rock sent him a picture of her with no cloths on!
The Rock will ask the man behind the bar for the jukebox And the music takes him back to Tennessee And when they ask who's the fool in the corner, pissing his pants The Rock'll say, little old beer drinker, Steve...
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The sold out crowd goes nuts almost instantly after Austins theme plays, The Rock shoots out of his seat and begins to pace back and forward the noise in the arena is overwhelming, with goosebumps shooting down everyone's backs as they await the arrival of the rattlesnake....
[Jim Ross] BAH GAWD KING! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! YES! YES! HE'S HERE TO PUT A STOP TO THIS! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIM WHOOP THE ROCKS ASS!!!! STOP A MUD HOLE IN IT AND WALK THAT SON OF A BITCH DRY!
[King] NO! HE HAS NO BUSINESS BEING OUT HERE!
Stone Cold suddenly bursts out from behind the curtain and runs down the ramp, he stops half way to pose for the camera and you can almost feel the disappointed in the air when everyone realizes that they've just fell for The Rocks plan all along......
The crowd start to viciously boo The Rock and this fake Austin impersonator, they even begin to throw trash and merchandise at The Rock while chanting, "Lets go Cena!"
[The Rock] Hey! Stop boo'ing Stone Cold Steve Austin! This man is a legend in this business! Have a little respect for god sakes! He's taken time out of his day to come here and visit you all so the least you could do is know your roles and shut your damn mouths while The Rock has a little catch up with his good friend Stone Cold....And another thing, another thing, stop chanting for John Cena, he aint here tonight and there's nothing you people can do to change that so for goodness sakes rise above the hate and quite down or go outside and shove your two dollar wristbands up your ass! Now Steve, come on into the ring pal...
The fake Stone Cold makes his way up the stairs and into the ring, standing across from The Rock...
[Jim Ross] This is just down right disrespectful, someone needs to seriously teach The Rock a lesson, and soon....
[King] Shut up JR! Stone Cold is about to speak!
[Fake Stone Cold] Wait just a minute there you little meely mouthed bastard, I heard what you had to say about me and do you think I like it? EH EH! It hurt my feelings boy! You made me cry boy! You made my ladyparts bleed boy! So I came down here to teach you a lesson......boy!
[Jim Ross] Oh come on now....
[The Rock] Woah, woah, woah, woah, WOAH! Stone Cold you must have heard The Rock wrong, The Rock wasn't disrespecting you, he'd never do that, The Rock even wrote you a song man, what the hells the matter with you?
[Fake Stone Cold] I'm sorry, I must have heard you wrong, I am getting pretty old you know. I must be like what? Fifty by now? All that beer drinking has really ruined my memory so you're gonna have to excuse me if I say something wrong boy
[The Rock] You know what Austin, that's absolutely fine with The Rock, The Rock understands that you rednecks are a little bit off and that's okay, that's okay because you don't mean to be a social retard, it's just who you are so here's what we're gonna do, live, from where ever the hell we are, The Rocks forgotten already, you aint the only one with a bad memory, but regardless, live from this broken down old shitty city lets sing a duet! A duet for the ages! The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin, one ring, one mic, one night to remember! Okay you start it off.....Just sing your favorite song and The Rock will join in about half way........
The Fake Stone Cold looks puzzled for a moment as though he was deep in thought before nodding and starting...
[Fake Stone Cold](Sung to John Cena's old theme song) So... you think your untouchable?
Word life, This is basic thuganomics Word life, I'm untouchable but I'm forcing you to feel me Word life, This is basic thuganomics Word life, I'm untouchable but I'm forcing you to feel me
Whether fighting or spitting, My discipline is unforgiving, Got you backing up in the defensive position, An ass kicking anthem, Heavyweight or bantam holding camps for ransom, The microphone phantom. Teams hit the floor the this new fight joint Like a broken needle......
[The Rock] SWEET CREAMMMM ON AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH! WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD ARE YOU DOING?! THAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING THE ROCK!
[The Rock] What the hell is the matter with you man! Nobody likes that song! You can rap better than John Cena The Rock will give you that but if you're going to rap then at least rap to a good song for crying out loud!.....Do you want The Rock to show you how to rap?
The Fake Stone Cold nods on looking embarrassed by his song choice, he agrees to let The Rock teach him the true skill of rhyme and poetry.... The Rock sits back down in his chair and folds his arms before starting....
[The Rock](Sung to Lose yourself) Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment Would you capture it or just let it slip? Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
[Fake Stone Cold] He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
The Rock stands up quickly out of his chair looking extremely pissed at the fake Stone Cold Steve Austin for stealing his lines....
[The Rock] Just who do you think you are? This is The Rock in Concert two! This isn't some homeless guy in a bald cap that The Rock paid to act like Stone Cold in Concert two! When The Rock is gracing your presence with his awesome raping you better sit there, shut the hell up and pray to your god that The Rock keeps up his end of the deal and still give you five dollars and a chilli dog! So you know what, The Rock is gonna give you a chance to apologize right here, say you're sorry to The Rock loud enough for everyone to hear, say, "I'm sorry for being a bald jackass and trying to steal The Rocks thunder"......
[Fake Stone Cold]...............No!
[The Rock] What do you mean no?! If it wasn't for The Rock you'd still be lying under that bridge outside of town selling your candy ass for some strudel!
[Fake Stone Cold] I SAID......NO!
The fake Stone Cold then lunges at The Rock and punches him as hard as he can knocking The Rock on his ass, the fake Austin then goes outside and grabs a chair from ringside and slides back in the ring, he seems to have fully snapped, he lifts the chair high above his head with the entire audience cheering for him......He takes just a moment too long however and The Rock jumps up with a low blow! The Rock then nails the imposter with a hard Rock Bottom! The Rock picks up the chair and drills the downed man with eight sickening shots to the body and skull!
[Jim Ross] That was just uncalled for! That rat bastard damn near killed him!
[King] You know what JR? It serves him right! He provoked The Rock first! He hit The Rock, that was simply self defense!
[Jim Ross] Maybe so but he took it too far! He humiliated that poor man and then while he was defenseless he mauled him with the damn steel chair!
The Rock rolls the man out of the ring with his feet and throws the chair out on top of him as some EMT'S and referee's come down the ramp to his aid, The Rock sits back down on his chair and puts his sunglasses back on before speaking again.....
[The Rock] Somebody please remind The Rock never to do his shopping for homeless guys under a bridge ever again. Anyway, lets not let that inbred hick ruin our evening, shall we move on with tonight's entertainment? Cut the lights! IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER SONG!....
The arena erupts in by far the loudest pop of the night to John Cenas theme song! The Rock bounces out of his chair looking genuinely concerned this time, he begins to pace up and down before shouting commands.....
[The Rock] HEY! HEY! THE ROCK WANTS NEW HAMPSHIRES FINEST POLICEMEN OUT HERE RIGHT NOW! THIS MAN IS NOT ALLOWED ANYWHERE NEAR THE ROCK! HURRY UP! GET YOUR ASSES OUT HERE!
The crowd begin to boo harshly as at least twenty cops pour out from the barricades to form a barrier at the bottom of the ramp for The Rock....
[The Rock] DON'T BOO THE SECURITY! THEY'RE YOUR COPS! IF YOU BOO THEM NOW THEY WON'T BE AROUND TO HELP YOU LATER SO SHOW THESE MEN A LITTLE RESPECT GOD DAMMIT! THEY ARE HERE TO KEEP THIS CONCERT ALIVE! YEAH!
The crowd start too boo even more at both The Rock and the security as they fill the entire ramp awaiting the arrival of John Cena, there seems to be absolutely no way through to The Rock now, the cops have made a complete barrier......
[The Rock] Where are you John? Not so tough now that you have to get through twenty of the finest police officers money can buy are you? Let The Rock just say this to you Cena, you want some? COME GET SOME BITCH!
The Crowd explodes into cheers and The Rock like the egotistic maniac he is, believes that the cheers are for him, boosting his confidence in the situation, little does he know that John Cena has climbed over the barricade and slipped into the ring, now standing behind him.....
John Cena runs at The Rock and takes him out with a massive clothesline, He picks up The Rocks stool and tosses it into the crowd of police officers on the ramp followed by his lyric stand, Cena then picks up The Rocks Willie Nelson signed guitar and waits for him to rise to his feet..... The Rock gets up slowly but when he finally turned around, WHAM! Guitar meets skull as John Cena breaks it over The Rocks head! He throws the broken guitar out of the ring as a few of the cops climb on to the apron, Cena runs over and knocks them all off, forcing them to retreat and leave The Rock alone! The Crowd is absolutely electric as John sets up for his signature five knuckle shuffle on a downed Rock!
John Cena runs off the ropes and comes back with a huge five knuckle shuffle as the arena explodes into further cheers! The Rock rolls over to the turnbuckle and slowly tries to pull himself up, he is dazed, battered, confused and downright pissed as he finally gets on to his own two feet but little does he know that John is right behind him measuring up for his finisher.....
The Rock spins around and right away Cena hoists him up onto his shoulders with almost superhuman ease, he looks straight into the crowd and pauses with The Rock on his shoulders, he pulls one hand in front of his face and does his you can't see me taunt while still holding The Rock! Out of complete desperation and instinct The Rock pulls his hand in front of Cenas face and rakes his eyes, he wriggles off of Johns shoulders and hightails it out of the ring under the bottom rope before falling to the ramp.....
John Cena looks on at The Rock highly disappointed that he ran away from a fight, he goes over to the side and requests a mic, someone hands him one as he lifts it up and begins to speak.......
[John Cena] Dwayne…Dwayne…Dwayne just when I begin to think I have you all figured out and I think I know exactly what this new Rock is all about you go and drop this bombshell on me and everybody here? Do they really all want to listen to a guy who quite frankly sounds like my dog when he farts and barks to himself in his sleep? Now don’t get too mad Rock because I’m sure I’m not the only person here who thinks that and I mean I’m sure everybody here will agree with me when I say that you just really really suck. I mean who are you trying to be? Are you trying to upstage me? Let me just explain it all slowly so even you can understand. Well first we have both been in movies and well in that department I will give credit to you despite embarrassing yourself through dozens of movies you are still one of the box office biggest stars and well all of Hollywood respects you and well to do dance around in a tutu proves you are a better actor than myself. Now moving on to what we just saw with The Rock live in Concert well I myself used to rap for these fans and well I know it is very rare I do it now but I still do have a degree in thuganomics…I am the only graduate and will only ever be the only graduate now I could do what you do and well I think my rap songs sold a hell of a lot more than you could ever dream so I’m just going to say that I win that one.
[John Cena] Now we’re one a piece and finally we go into what we both do each and every week and that is come out for all these fans and wrestle. Now we all know about your impressive credentials Rock and no one can ever take them away from you but the fact is that you do not have your heart in this ring and you are too busy just thinking about yourself. There are people in the back, people who hardly even get noticed who work there asses off week after week for this business and this is all they ever do. People like you just ride on the fame and just hope that it will get you somewhere with a nice big fat paycheck. Rock I know there are people in the back and even over on Redemption like Davey Richards, Daniel Bryan, Alex Riley, Ted DiBiase and hell even Kevin Steen. Even though some of them may have the wrong attitude they give it everything they have and well Ted DiBiase is probably the hardest working superstar in this company and how many title shots as he had compared to you?
[John Cena] Now I’m not going to go on a rant about who deserves what but this leads on perfectly from what I wanted to say. Rock in just two weeks time there is going to be XWL’s next pay per view X-Treme X-mas and well it just looks to me like John Cena and The Rock are both not on the card. Now after what has gone down the last few weeks I think I have a little proposition for you and it is not just going to be a normal match, we have been there and done that just a few weeks ago. This is going to be a match where we can see just how much heart and soul you put into this company and how much pain you are willing to take to get the victory. So this is what I am going to offer….The Rock vs John Cena, wait for it….In an I Quit match!
The crowd begins to cheer loudly as the match is announced as Cena looks on towards Rock who has took the time to compose himself and is now standing on the ramp, he calls for a mic and a cameraman from the side hands him one, the anticipation in the arena is electric and you could cut the tension with a knife as everyone awaits The Rocks answer
[The Rock] Let The Rock just get one thing straight right here, you interrupt The Rock in concert......The single most electrifying ceremony of the year! You deprive these people of The Rocks angelic voice! You ramble on about your failed rap career and your terrible movies! You actually have the audacity to compare yourself to The Rock! And then, then, the brown icing on the crap sandwich that is your little speech, you tell The Rock that his heart isn't in that ring? You stand there and you look the biggest name in the history of sports entertainment in the eyes and you tell him that he doesn't have heart? The Rocks heart could fill this damn stadium twice over! The reason those nobodies that you mentioned don't get titles shots is simple, they just aren't as good as The Rock! Nobody is! That's why it's The Rock you see plastered on the billboards, the sides of busses, the magazines and the XWL video game! The Rock is on it all! Why? Because he is the absolute best this company has to offer! ...You know that The Rock is the best! You know that The Rock is better than you! But still, still you challenge him yet again? You want to go ONE!.......
[The Rock] ON ONE! With The Great One! Now here's were you went from funny to downright silly, you challenged The Rock, to an I-Quit match?! You challenge the man who doesn't have a single ounce of quit in his body, to an I-Quit match?! The Rock would sooner put on your rainbow gear and dance around times square selling Michael Coles autobiography than give up! What are you going to do John? Strap me to a chair and make me watch 12 Rounds? Better yet, lock me in a room and play your album through the sound system? You see there isn't a damn thing in the world that could make The Rock give up! You want an answer from The Rock? Fine. The Rock says this! The Moment you've all been waiting for!.....................................Will somebody please bring The Rock some damn water, his mouth is too dry......
[Jim Ross] Tell me he isn't serious.....The entire audiences hearts are in their throat waiting for his answer! Mines included! Hurry up dammit!
[King] Now now JR, If The Rock needs some water, let him get some water, this is a big decision, don't rush The Great One....
The Crowd let out another harsh set of boo's at The Rock for making them think that he was about to make his decision, in the ring Cena just sighs as a man emerges from behind the curtain and gives The Rock a bottle of water, he takes a drink and begins to gargle it around before swallowing it and continuing.....
[The Rock] So what you propose is that you! John Cena, you bring your little chain gang, your little Cenation army, you bring your grandmas best friend Ruth for all The Rock cares, you bring everything you got, you bring everyone you can find and you wanna face off against The Great One! The Brahma Bull! The Jabroni Beating! Alalalalalalaow Pie Eating! Trailblazing! Eyebrow Raising! Heart Stopping! Elbow Dropping! Crystal Clear! Have no Fear! Walking Tall! Whoop em All! Lock! Stocked! Eyebrow Cocked! Take your foot off the brake! Slap it on the gas! Always ready whoop John Cenas Ass! The Rock!....... In an I-Quit match? The Rock says this........Just bring it........BITCH!
The crowd errupts again as The Rock accepts John Cenas challenge for X-Treme Xmas, will The Rock go two to zero against John Cena? Or will Cena level the playing field and show The Rock how much he really means business? XWL's Breakdown shows Cena in the ring smiling at the news and then it pans over to show The Rock on his way to the back as Breakdown cuts to commercial
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 11/12/2011 - 18/12/2011 Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:34 pm
OHSNAP on a crackle pop! What a Rock in concert Really unique and totally Rock style songs Z. It was entertaining from beginning to end, loved the use of a fake Stone Cold to hype up your match later on with him. Just all around great stuff, loved the use of caps with the actions too. Minor stuff like that really does go along way in making the reader actually picture everything that goes on. Cena finally coming out and shutting Rock up was brilliantly done too. The use of cops at first before Cena was even seen was a perfect sort of cowardly heel tactic and loved how Cena hopped the barricade almost expecting that Rock was going to do that. Loved the almost AA moment only for Rock to get the hell out of there which lead to Cena getting on the mic himself and delivering a really good promo in response to Rock's actions and this entire thing. Finally the issued challenge just added to this amazing promo by revealing that The Rock and John Cena will battle once more, in an I-Quit match! Cannot wait for that one, great stuff Z and Ash. I felt like this needed a review of some sort because it's clear you put a lot of effort into making this the epic segment it was.
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 11/12/2011 - 18/12/2011 Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:42 pm
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 11/12/2011 - 18/12/2011 Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:58 pm
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 11/12/2011 - 18/12/2011 Sat Dec 17, 2011 1:05 pm
Breakdown fades back from commercials to show a familiar face on the screen. As the camera focuses in the fan’s begin to cheer loudly at the sight of Steve Austin
Austin is seen holding a can of beer sitting against his locker in his room. As he goes to take another sip a knock is heard at the door. He slowly lowers his can and speaks
Stone Cold: What?!
The crowd begins to cheer loudly.
A minute passes and another knock his heard at the door louder this time
Austin sighs and speaks even louder
Stone Cold: What?!
The knocking stops and Austin glares as he gets up.
He slowly walks over towards the door and leans against it. As he listens he can hear someone speaking in a quiet tone.
Coach: Look.. I.. I know I need to tell him he’s got a match tonight but, to be completely honest, he scares me. Between him and Rock, especially with Rock’s new attitude, I just can’t take it!
Austin smirks and quickly opens the door. Coach stares into his face but then quickly looks down. He raises the mic to Austin who smirks before speaking into it
Stone Cold: Well you gonna just stand there boy, or you gonna speak? Wipe that look off your face and tell ole Stone Cold why you’re here..
Austin looks at him for a few minutes as Coach tries to speak but Austin laughs and speaks again
Stone Cold: Come on Coach, you usually have no problem running your mealy little mouth to The Rock, what’s wrong with me?
Coach looks down and goes to speak but Austin cuts him off again
Stone Cold: I said what’s wrong with me?!
Crowd: What?!
Stone Cold: Are you scared?
Crowd: What?!
Stone Cold: Are you gonna cry?
Crowd: What?!
Stone Cold: Do you need a hug?
Before the audience can reply Coach breathes in and speaks
Coach: Well, no Steve. I, just wanted to get your thoughts on what The Rock had to say earlier tonight about you during his live showing of Rock In Concert 2
Austin looks at Coach and then at the tv. He looks back at Coach who was staring at something on the floor and then quickly notices Austin looking at him. He quickly looks up as Austin speaks with an intense look in his eyes in the direction of Coach
Stone Cold: Am I boring you?
Crowd: What?!
Stone Cold: Are you wishing you were somewhere else right now?
Crowd: What?!
Coach: Well, no Steve I just wanted to get your thoughts. Take a look in case you haven’t seen it.
Coach turns on Austin’s tv and Austin sits on the couch watching clips from moments ago. Austin turns his head to notice Coach stretched out on the couch beside him. Coach looks over at him and smiles hesitantly before quickly getting up. He composes himself and Austin looks at him before speaking into the mic
Stone Cold: Did I tell say that you could sit on my couch? Did you hear the words “Oh sure Coach, go ahead, relax” come out of my mouth? Well, did ya huh, did ya!
Coach lowers his head
Stone Cold: EH EH! I didn’t think so. Now as far as all this Rock In Concert goes, am I supposed to be happy? Am I supposed to smile? Laugh? Pretend that I enjoyed that for one minute? EH EH! I didn’t think so. So, now let me tell you what I thought of this little Concert Rocky put on for all his former fans out there tonight.
Austin looks dead into the camera with an intense look and speaks as Coach hides in the background
Stone Cold: You wanna come out there and run your mouth about how I’m some kind of washed up
Crowd: What?!
Stone Cold: Beer bellied redneck
Crowd: What?!
Stone Cold: With a throat infection
Crowd: What?!
Stone Cold: A throat infection
Crowd: What?!
Stone Cold: Well let me tell you something son! While you were off in Hollywood signing autographs, kissing babies and prancing around in a tutu
Crowd: What?!
Stone Cold: Ole Stone Cold Steve Austin was stomping a mudhole in some jackasses and walkin it dry! Now you wanna come out here and run your little mouth, all it makes these people wanna do is go to sleep!
Crowd: What?!
Stone Cold: I said it makes these people wanna sleep! You can come out here and talk about all your accomplishments in Hollywood but, until you go to that ring and beat Ole Stone Cold 1.. 2... 3 that ain’t gonna mean jack and that’s all I got to say about that!
Austin shoves the mic into Coach and walks out of his lockeroom on the way to his match
Normal Match Steve Austin Vs The Rock
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As Rock’s hands raised he looks at the fallen Austin and shakes his head. He simply steps over him and then slides out of the ring as his music plays. As the camera follows him Austin begins to stir and slowly gets back to his feet. As he does the crowd begins to chant his name. He smiles and begins to walk towards the ring to leave when suddenly the lights cut out.
For several seconds all you hear in the dark is the fans and Steve Austin yelling at people to turn it back on, finally they turn back on but some hooded man is in the ring behind him?! Austin turns around into a big clothesline! The person rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair out from under the ring just as he goes into the ring security grabs him and Austin tries scrambling to attack the person but security halts him as well! The whole ringside area is in chaos!
Ross: Who on earth could that be??
King: I don't know, but he's either extremely dumb or brave for going after Austin like that!
Subject: XWL Breakdown: 11/12/2011 - 18/12/2011 
Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:29 pm
Wow. DUHHH. Anyways, fixed.
Really unique and totally Rock style songs Z. It was entertaining from beginning to end, loved the use of a fake Stone Cold to hype up your match later on with him. Just all around great stuff, loved the use of caps with the actions too. Minor stuff like that really does go along way in making the reader actually picture everything that goes on. Cena finally coming out and shutting Rock up was brilliantly done too. The use of cops at first before Cena was even seen was a perfect sort of cowardly heel tactic and loved how Cena hopped the barricade almost expecting that Rock was going to do that. Loved the almost AA moment only for Rock to get the hell out of there which lead to Cena getting on the mic himself and delivering a really good promo in response to Rock's actions and this entire thing. Finally the issued challenge just added to this amazing promo by revealing that The Rock and John Cena will battle once more, in an I-Quit match! 
