XWL Breakdown: 10/16/2011 - 10/23/2011

Live From – Paris,France
Deadline Time: 5:00 PM EST

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Normal Match

Mark Henry vs Hernandez

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Normal Match

Brian Danielson vs Heath Slater

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Normal Match

Alex Shelley vs Davey Richards

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Normal Match

Alberto Del Rio vs Sin Cara

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Normal Divas Match

Kaitlyn vs Lita

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Normal Match

Daniels vs Curt Hawkins

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Normal Match

Brock Lesnar vs Stone Cold Steve Austin

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Normal Match

Brian Kendrick vs Tyson Kidd

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Normal Divas Match

Velvet Sky vs Beth Phoenix

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Normal Match

“Macho Man” Randy Savage vs Sting

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The Peep Show

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Normal Match

Jeff Hardy vs Batista

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Normal Match

Randy Orton vs Kofi Kingston

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Normal Match

Evan Bourne vs Christian

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Normal Divas Match

AJ vs Kelly Kelly

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Normal Match

CM Punk vs Kurt Angle

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Normal Match

Wade Barrett vs The Rock

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Alberto Del Rio vs Sin Cara





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Alberto Del Rio's theme sounds as the referee calls for the bell. Sin Cara continues pounding the mat as his other arm is tightly constricted by Del Rio's cross armbreaker.

JR: Yet another victory for the Mexican aristocrat!

King: Sin Cara definetely put up quite the fight, but there's just no escaping that devastating armbreaker of his.

He keeps the hold tightly locked in even after the bell had already rung, Cara pounds the mat, the official taps Alberto on the chest telling him it's over, finally he rolls back, releasing the submission, and rising to his feet instantly looking down on his latest victim with the sickest of smiles on his face.



King: Would you just look at the expression on his face...I think he took pleasure in that, JR.

JR: I think you might be right, as classy as Alberto has come off in the past, I think there also lies a sick man that takes pleasure in torturing another man.

The cameras show Alberto still grinning as he looks down at Sin Cara, who keeps holding his arm in pain rolling slightly on the mat while doing so. Just then Alberto Del Rio's consistent grin fades for a moment, and he quickly winks at Sin Cara.



He then walks over to the ropes and begins to exit the ring with the fans boo'ing a fair amount but by the look on his face, it doesn't seem to phase him.

JR: One thing we can gather from the past two weeks, he's in better shape than ever, and no one is safe.

King: I don't know what lies in the future for him, but judging by his performance for the last two weeks, it looks good.

JR: Anyways folks, don't touch that remote, we've got to take a quick commercial break, and after that, we've got a treat for all of you!

King: That's right, both Christian and Randy Orton picked up victories earlier tonight, and when we come back Christian will host the Peep Show with his opponent this Sunday, Randy Orton, being his guest. You never know what can happen, which is why we urge you all to not go far, because when we get back, it will be time for the Peep Show!

The cameras shown Del Rio on the ramp looking back at the referee assisting Sin Cara who still holds his arm in pain, he keeps that same smile on his face, before we fade out to a commercial break.

The Peep Show





*The arena dims to a golden light and a small Peepshow Logo appears on the screen as Christian makes his way out as the crowd starts to give him alot of heat.*



*Christian slowly starts walking down the ramp pointing at some of his Peeps left in the arena while the others still boo him loudly.*



*He slowly gets into the ring as the camera zooms out to show the whole set of the Peep Show.*



*He grabs a microphone from a seat as his theme cuts off.*



{Christian}
Ladies and Gentlemen , it's time to begin with the greatest Show in history. It's time to give you the Showstealer of tonight. I would like to welcome all my Peeps to their show, the Peep Show!


*Christian gets mixed reactions as he goes on to speak.*




{Christian}
It's been a while, but now the Peep Show is officially back and I'll try to set up as many Peep Shows as I can. Many of you already know who my guest is. I said it last week after defeating and destroying Christopher Daniels and I'll say it again for those who don't know. The guest for tonights Peep Show is... Randy Orton!!!

*The crowd begins to cheer loudly.*




{Christian}
Alot of people wanted to see Randy Orton and of course the only man who listens to the fans is Christian. But what do you people give me actually? You people hate me because I had the guts to walk into this ring and tell Randy Orton my opinion about him. The people who still cheer for me, they know that I'm right. They are the true Peeps. The rest of you who suddenly started hating on me, you're just a bunch of pathetic hypocrites! Yeah, that's right! You will realize that I was right, I will become the Intercontinental Champion. Randy Orton won't become the World Heavyweight Champion. And Randy Orton won't become the Intercontinental Champion again, either. The only thing Randy Orton will become is an injured frail little boy after I'm finished with him. Now, I want to finish this at the Monster's Bash. That would be my first question to Randy Orton and I'm tired of waiting any longer, so please welcome tonights guest of the Peep Show! Randy Orton!!!

*Christian points at the stage waiting for Orton to come out.*





*The theme song of Randy Orton hits as the fans give a big pop to, Christian is shown in the ring shaking his head at the fans positive response to The Viper.*



*Orton walks onto the stage wearing his ring attire with a T-Shirt on, still feeling the effects from his back and forth match with Kofi Kingston. He slowly walks to the ring keeping his eyes on Christian only, he gets to ringside and turns to the fans. He does his signature pose as a lot of the fans raise their arms and do it with him.*



*He walks up the steps and stands on the ring apron, before he gets in he stares out to the crowd and points at a couple of signs that get shown on camera.*



*Orton climbs into the ring and turns his attentions to Christian, he looks around at the ring that is setup. His music stops, Christian and Orton stare off. Orton brings the microphone to his mouth.*



[Randy Orton] To start things off, in this situation I'd usually thank the show host for letting me be on their show. But not you. I would shake the show hosts hand too, but not you. Because you're not a person that I respect, you're not a person who deserves to be an XWL Superstar. Well, you used to be. You used to be one of the most highly regarded superstars here, but you decided that you were going to try and be the biggest jackass this company has ever seen to get some attention. Do my ears decieve me or did you actually say that you're the only man in XWL who listens to the fans? If you listened to the fans you'd know that you turned your back on them, and I'm sure Paris agrees with me..

*Orton takes his microphone away from his mouth and holds it towards the crowd as a big round of cheers is heard.*



[Randy Orton] Do you think you're a big man? Because you sure as hell have a big mouth, and that's pretty much it. It's people like you that make me lose my temper. You want your match at Monsters Bash? You've got it. But I don't think you know what you're getting yourself into, you still don't know what I'm capable of in that ring. And the more you say about me, that's just making things worse for you. You narrowly escaped last week, you're a very lucky man. If you hadn't have moved I would have kicked you right in the head, and there would be no more “One More Match!” for Christian. It would've been a dim end to a failure of a career, of a pathetic man who turned his back on the fans.

*Christian looks down for a few seconds and raises the mic back to his mouth.*




{Christian}
I turned my back on these fans? No, these fans turned their back on me. If there were true Peeps in Paris, they would accept the decisions that I make and go through everything with me. Randy, I know exactly what you're capable of. I really enjoy seeing what you're capable of. Every here and there I turn the TV on to watch the replay of the Elimination Chamber where Wade Barrett kicks your ass for ten straight minutes!

*The crowd begins to boo loudly again, showing their hatred towards Captain Charisma.*



{Christian}
You come out here and think that you're the best in this buisness, but you're not. You say that the voices in your head are telling you to do all that stuff, but that's a lie, it's just your giant ego. I hope you like hearing what I'm gonna say right now. Yes, I wanted to get attention, because these so called people who were pretending to be my Peeps didn't even know that I still existed. The XWL management didn't even know I still existed. You would've done the same thing, Randy. But the difference between you and me is that I'm an honest man. I speak out exactly what I think. And, right now I wish to be in my hometown in Toronto, because Paris is making me sick to my stomach! I should've searched a better location for the Peep Show, because none of you deserve to be a part of this show! No one deservers to be a part of this historic date!

*The crowd chants "RKO" as Christian looks around and takes a few steps back.*



{Christian}
There's not gonna be an RKO, you idiotic frog eaters! There won't be an RKO tonight and there won't be an RKO at the Monster's Bash. Randy, the only way you will remember our match is to watch a replay in a hospital bed. 2 weeks ago, I said the worst is yet to come. And guess what, the end is here, the end is near. It's only one week left and it's gonna be all over. Christian is gonna win and a few weeks later he will become the new Intercontinental Champion! Tonight isn't only historic because of the return of the Peepshow. Tonight will also be remembered as the day Christian finally defeated Evan Bourne, a former World Champion, after all these years. Now you people tell me, what else do I have to do to get a Championship match? But I'm gonna answer that question by myself, clearly because you people are as stupid as you look like. The only thing Christian has to do now is to walk into Mick Foley's office and demand One More Match!

*The arena fills with heat again as the crowd waits for Orton to respond.*



[Randy Orton] All you're concerned about is The intercontinental Championship.. And if you even think you deserve a shot at that title, you still have to go through me next week. Being a former Intercontinental Champion myself I know that to be that champion you need to carry that title with respect. You need to show respect to others, that is a very prestigeous title. Now if you happened to get your hands on it, that would be a very dark day. But even if you got that match you crave for so much, do you actually think you have what it takes to get the job done? You're trying to tell me that I have a giant ego? I know I've been one to gloat in the past and I'm not afraid to own up to the man that I once was, but that's not me anymore. There will come a point in your career where you learn how to respect others, maybe next week at the Pay Per View I'll have to beat the respect into you. I've come across a lot of people who think they have the right to say whatever they want about me, and in the end it always stays the same, with an RKO..



[Randy Orton] With this sudden attitude you have developed over the last coupld of weeks, I think it's safe to say that you need to be taken down a peg or two. I have no problem being that person to shut you up because trust me when I say this, everyone is sick of you. We're sick and tired of your crusade for your “one more match!” we're sick and tired of you going on and on about the same old things. Hell, this time last year you had more respect when you shut up for once and fought, even though when you mixed it up with Mr. Fn you got the living hell beaten out of you. And you running your mouth is just getting you into trouble again. But I must give credit where it is due, beating Evan Bourne is no easy feat and I'm not afraid to admit that. But if you think that one win over a former World Champion is enough bragging rights. I'd like to see you brag about beating the former World Champion staring right at you. It's--

*Christian cuts off Orton.*

{Christian}
SHUT UP!

*After a few seconds the crowd starts to boo again as Christian interrupts Orton.*



{Christian}
Everyone in this whole arena knows that I'm gonna beat you! I may lost to Mr.Fn and Bourne last year, but that's history!!! History like you carrying a belt around your waist, you hear me! This right here is the new and improved Christian and I don't care if these people like it or not but they know that the new and improved Christian deserves One More Match for a Championship belt which should be the Intercontinental Championship.



{Christian}
I wonder what Alanna, your daughter, is gonna think when she sees her daddy get his ass kicked for the 2nd time in a row at a Pay-Per-View. Randy, your ego might be too big to care about them, but I'm sure your family cares about you. I wonder how Alanna will feel like, realizing that she has such a weak daddy, someone who gets beat up by everyone there is. Randy, your time here is over. The only way your family is gonna see you again is by visiting you in a hospital in St. Louis!!

*A loud echo'ing of the fans going “ohhh” is heard as Christian spits out the very personal remark. The crowd becomes silent, Orton drops the microphone and stares right at Christian.*



*Christian drops his microphone too and takes a few steps back, but Orton slowly takes a few steps towards Christian. Christian panics and quickly slaps Orton in the face, you can hear the majority of the fans going “ohh!” again. Christian just realises what he's done and just like last week he rolls under the ropes. Orton looks fuming as he quickly gets out and grabs Christian by the shirt and throws him back in the ring. Christian gets to his feet and turns around as Orton brutally clotheslines him to the mat! Orton gets onto his knee's and begins to punch Christian in the head nonstop. He gets back up and begins to trash the Peep Show Setup. Orton flips over the couch, and grabs each the chair that is in the ring and throws it out. He pushes the couch out of the ring.*

*Orton pushes Christian into the corner and begins to lay in more punches, Christian pushes Orton away in desperation. But Orton runs to him and clotheslines him out of the ring. Orton psyches himself up and takes off his T-Shirt as the fans are 100% behind him! But as he's about to exit the ring to go towards Christian.*



*But suddenly, the theme of The World's Strongest Man, Mark Henry hits! Orton stops in his tracks and turns around, his eyes widen as he see's Mark Henry storming down to ringside. Orton is in the corner of the ring, Henry gets into the ring and walks right towards Orton as the fans boo Henry.*



*Orton, not being one to back down to a challenge goes right on the attack! He punches Henry in the head a few times, and runs to the ropes and hits Henry with a huge clothesline. But Henry doesn't budge! Orton runs to the ropes yet again and clotheslines Henry a second time but he barely stumbles. He goes for it a third time but Henry sticks out his arm and clotheslines him. He picks up Orton and brutally headbutts him, Henry then gains some speed and jumps and lands on Orton with a splash. Christian is shown on his feet at ringside, he calls Henry's name and throws in a chair.*



*Henry cracks the chair over Orton's back as he was getting up, Christian is seen clapping on the outside as he instructs Henry to do more damage. He then picks up Orton and drops him with a hard hitting Worlds Strongest Slam!*



*The fans are still boo'ing, nobody's coming out to help Orton either. Henry gets to his feet and raises his arms, Christian slowly slides into the ring now as the fans boo's get even louder. He picks up Orton's motionless body and hooks him in position for the killswitch, but as he's about to hit it, Henry stops him. He walks over to the steel chair and places it underneath Christian. Christian smiles and then drops Orton with a killswitch right onto the chair. There is a sickening thud as Orton's skull crashes into the steel, a trickle of blood comes out of Orton's head. Mark Henry then picks up a microphone that was on the mat. He leans down and looks at Orton, Christian pats him on the back as he says.*

[Mark Henry] Randy Orton... WELCOME... To the Hall of Pain!

*The microphone is thrown down as the fans continue to boo, Christian's theme hits as both men stand tall over a fallen Orton. Christian picks up a microphone slowly and raises it to his mouth.*



{Christian}
Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like each and everyone of you to welcome the second guest of the Peep Show!

*The crowd still boos loudly as Christian just ignores it and continues to speak.*

{Christian}
Let me introduce to you , fitting to the new and improved Christian. I found myself a new and improved Problem Solver! Bigger, badder, stronger, please welcome my new Problem Solver, the World Strongest Man, Mark Henry!!!

*The arena fills with loud "You suck" chants as Christian smiles and speaks one more time.*

{Christian}
Randy, the worst for you just arrived. Time to say good bye to your fans, time to say good bye to your titles, time to say good bye to the guys back there, time to say good bye from XWL!

*Christian drops down the mic as his Theme begins to blast through the arena.*




*Christian gets on his knees and whispers "See you next week" to Orton, then he gets up starring down at him with an emotionless look.*




*The camera fades after showing Christian pad Henry's shoulder while both men stand tall over Orton. We head to a video package for 'The Great One' The Rock!*

The camera fades from Velvet Sky looking triumphant in the ring after her victory over Beth Phoenix, as we cut to Tyson Kidd pacing back and forth in his locker room, taping his hands up, and drinking water. Because water is healthy, and helps you think. Cue Josh Matthews bursting into the room. He looks like he's in a mad rush, with his hair and tie all over the place. He quickly raises the microphone to his mouth.

[Josh Matthews] Tyson, I'm sorry to interrupt your preparation for your match, I-

Tyson puts his hand over the microphone calmly, and slowly pulls it towards his own face.

[Tyson Kidd] Kay. First things first, learn to knock, that must be like the third time you've barged into my locker room uninvited. But, I'm actually glad you're here, because I have something I wanna get off my chest, and that is the BS that I've been seeing thrown around here. Cody Rhodes for instance, is forced to put his job on the line against John Cena? What in the hell? Mick Foley doesn't like the guy, I get that, but you don't throw a man out of a job because of your own personal tastes. You want another example? Here we go, Chris Hero. One of the few people with the balls to actually come out and say that Mick Foley just downright isn't doing his damn job correctly. And for that, he's fired, he's kicked to the curb despite all he's worked for. That not good enough? Okay, a few more. Layla, she's arguably the greatest diva we've ever had, and he makes a lady like that go into Hell in a Cell, not only does he put her briefcase on the line, which she EARNED, but he puts her in that match, a woman, against....against...whatever the hell you can call Mickie James.

Tyson rubs his head and sighs, shaking his head almost in disappointment. Josh Matthews tries pulling the microphone towards himself again, but Tyson puts a stop to that.

[Tyson Kidd] Hey hey hey, Josh. I'm not finished just yet. The guy I'm facing tonight, The Brian Kendrick. That man's a former World Heavyweight Champion. I've beaten down World Champions in my time, but that man has my respect for what he's accomplished, and management has thrown it back in his face. He's requested a shot at the X-Treme Championship, the Championship everyone gets an opportunity at, and they won't let a former Heavyweight Champion have his chance. That's beyond BS. Oh, and I haven't even gotten started on what I've been through. Who have I beaten? Triple H, Chavo Guerrero, The Rat-faced Weasel called Evan Bourne, all of them have tapped out in the middle of the ring to me. Combined, Triple H and Evan Bourne have SIXTEEN World Title reigns. Sixteen! I've basically gone out there and made Ric Flair tap out on Pay Per View!

Tyson pauses for a moment, as though he forgot something.

[Tyson Kidd] While also making Chavo Guerrero tap out! Did you watch Eye for an Eye, Todd? Of course you did. If you didn't tune out after my match with Evan Bourne, not that I would've blamed you, Eight Minutes of Evan Bourne on my TV screen would be torturous enough, nevermind eighty. But if you hadn't, you would've seen the main event, a Elimination Chamber for the World Heavyweight Championship. Now, I'm on Breakdown, and I'll show my loyalty to that brand, at least to the guys that actually wrestle on it, not the suits in the back who try and screw us over. And did you notice something? I'll hold up six fingers, right? How many of these were Breakdown guys?

Tyson holds up the Six fingers, one on his right hand and 5 on his left. He lowers the finger on the right hand first, and lowers all of them until his middle finger is left, and he sticks in Matthews' face, as the crowd boos this rather offensive and disrespectul action.

[Tyson Kidd] That's how many. One. The Rock. The People's Champion, right? More like Mick Foley's. Vickie Guerrero allowed 5 guys to shine and get their opportunity, while Foley kept his golden boy afloat above everyone else, and that's why CM Punk has the title right now. I got no qualms with Punk, so I'll drop him out of this, and let's just talk about The Rock for a minute, alright? I'm not gonna be like everyone else and criticize him for doing movies, because they would too. The Rock just sickens me, he really does. What is so great about the Great One, exactly? He says catchphrases over and over, while talking about the various genitalia of any animals he learned about recently. Foley and The Rock are friends, I get that. Foley can have friends, but what he can't do is make the show all about them, and that's EXACTLY what he's been doing. The Rock's in the main event tonight. Who was in the main event last week? Oh that's right, The Rock. I know what it's like to main event Breakdown, I know the goosebumps you get, and the great feeling you get to go out there. The Rock doesn't deserve to have that feeling every week, and I am sick and tired of seeing guys like him, get it again and again.

Tyson lets go of the microphone and shoves it at Josh, who holds it. Tyson rubs his face and looks up at the ceiling, as Josh tries to regain his composure, and then speak.

[Josh Matthews] Well er...that aside Tyson, strong words there, at The Monster Bash you will be facing Evan Bourne again, but this time in a Falls Count Anywhere match. Now, Evan Bourne you cannot deny is more experienced than you, not just in general, but in this type of match, you've never been in a Falls Count Anywhere match. You have proven you can beat Evan Bourne, bu-

[Tyson Kidd] Hang on Josh, I'm gonna have to stop you there. You're right. I haven't ever been in a Falls Count Anywhere match, and Evan has. Evan's probably been in dozens. But you see, that's the thing. In the words of the Breakdown favourite, It doesn't matter! Because you see, you said another thing, I've PROVEN that I can beat Evan Bourne, I've PROVEN, that I'm better than Evan Bourne, and I've PROVEN that I should've gotten a well-deserved title shot by now. Now if you don't mind, I have to prepare for a match that I'm sure you're all going to remember. No matter who wins, all you're going to be talking about by the end of tonight is The Brian Kendrick vs Tyson Kidd. Get out of my locker room.

Tyson turns away from Josh, and takes another drink of water. He does the "shoo" signal with his hand, and Josh obliges, leaving the room with his head down, tail between his legs. Breakdown fades away from the scene, and we go back to our announcer's desk.

{King}
You hear that JR, Tyson has high expectations for his match tonight against The Brian Kendrick.

{JR}
Kendrick will be returning back to the ring for the first time since being fired by Mick Foley, I hope that he doesn't have any ring rust!

{King}
He can't afford to make any mistakes tonight against an opponent as talented as Tyson!

{JR}
Well we're going to have to wait to see those two go toe to toe until later tonight!

{King}
Speaking of later tonight, I can't wait to see The Rock take on Wade Barrett in the Main Event!

{JR}
Me neither, The People's Champ was unable to retain his World Heavyweight Championship in the Elimination Chamber at Eye for an Eye, but at Monster Bash he gets a chance to regain what he lost against CM Punk!

*A Video Package is shown giving credit where it is due, to the World Heavyweight Champion, The Best in The World, CM Punk.*



*Once the Video Package is finished we cut backstage where Matt Striker is standing by with The Glamazon*

{Matt Striker}
Ladies and Gentleman, join me in welcoming Beth Phoenix!



{Beth}
Thank you Matt.

{Matt Striker}
So, Beth. In the past couple of weeks you have lost to Layla, both members of The Beautiful People, and both members of The Chickbusters... How can you possi-

{Beth}
Let me stop you right there Matt, I know exactly what you're going to say. When I returned here on Breakdown I preached about the Divas Division lacking real competitors, I made a vow to rid this industry of the infection of typical Blond Bimbos, week after week I talked the talk but I failed to follow it up in the ring...



{Matt Striker}
That's exactly what I was going to ask about. What do you think are the reasons behind your current cold streak?

{Beth}
It's simple really. I lost against AJ Lee and Layla because they are both great competitors, no excuses, no questions asked.. But during my match against Kaitlyn I hurt my knee, but no pain, no gain, right? So I continued to wrestle on my bad knee until as Mark Henry would say, enough was enough, the pain in my knee was unbearable and I knew that there would be no way that I could compete against Layla following Eye for an Eye. So I told Mick that he would either have to find a replacement or cancel the match all together because I was just too hurt to compete, but he refused to do so and forced me into the match, further injuring my knee. Now I'm not one to complain like so many others on the roster have, so I put my head down and took the pain as best as I could. But after tonight's match against Velvet -



{Matt Striker}
Which you put up one hell of a fight may I add

{Beth}
Why thank you, but my knee seemed to have given up the fight because upon getting it checked by the Breakdown Medical Staff it seems like it may be fractured. I was warned that if I were to compete at Monster Bash I could be risking my career.. MY career, not Mick Foley's career, not the fan's career, MY career. So tonight you might as well start to say your goodbyes to the Glamazon, because I'm done!

{Matt Striker}
Done with...

{Beth}
With Breakdown, with Mick Foley, with all of this!.. I quit!



{Matt Striker}
What!! No!! You must think this over Beth! You can't quit!

{Beth}
Ha! I just did! Someone go tell Mick Foley because this will be the first he'll hear of it! I'm done risking my career every night just to lose, lose, lose because the General Manager doesn't know how to treat his employees right! I could come out here and complain each week and talk, talk, talk, or I could walk, walk, walk right out of Breakdown, and that's exactly what I'm going to do! I'd rather leave Breakdown altogether then continue to let Mick Foley use my passion as a wrestler to further embarrass myself! I'm going to take my talent to a place where my talent will actually be respected, I don't know whether I'll go back to GLORY Wrestling, NWA, or hell, maybe even Redemption, all I know is that I'm done as a Breakdown Diva, I'm done listening to Mick Foley, and I'm done with this interview!

*Beth walks off camera as we go to a quick commercial*


btw, im not dropping her

*Jeff Hardys theme hits and the crowd erupts in boos*

*Jeff appears from the back. The fans boos get louder and he continues to walk down to the ring with a pissed off look*

*Jeff walks up the steel steps and gets into the ring*



*Jeff is handed a mic*



[[Jeff]]
Thats right keep booing me. I don't give a rats ass if any of you hate me. Its not like I hate any of you anyway. I DESPISE YOU ALL!!! I've been here for months now and none of you have shown me any damn respect. So as of now I'm done with all of you. Sure its true I wouldn't be here without any of you, but its not my fault you people still pay to come see me. You guys don't show me any respect, so I don't have to respect any of you back. Thats the problem with all of you. You pay to come see us preform and risk our lives for your enjoyment. Because you guys just don't know how to entertain yourselves. I can bet that everyone here is either unemployed. All the guys in here still live with their mother and all the women here dance on tables and slide up and down poles just to get money. I on the otherhand don't have to worry about that, because all of you are giving me your money. Yeah I'm sounding greedy, but thats because I actually give something in return. And thats my life. What do I get in return from all of you? Absolutely nothing.

Thats what I've gotten over the years. Not just from you, but everyone in the back. None of them give a damn about me and in return I don't give a shit about them. I'm only in this company for the Championships, Myslef, and maybe to get some eyecandy. For over 14 years I've played the nice guy. Hugging little girls, signing autographs, and watching as I put a smile on every little kids face as they walk by. All of that makes me sick. I shouldn't have to waste my time being the nice guy, when I can be the guy I am now and actually mean shit! Yeah the cost is losing the respect I had gained, but respect isn't something I really need to earn. Cos there are people out there that actually give a rats ass at what I do. And I aplaud them for that.

*Jeff stops talking and looks around at the fans with a dead look as they boo him*



*Jeff continues*



[[Jeff]]
Its all cos of each and everyone of you that I'm like this now. Acting like a douche bag and ripping up signs from the audiance. I can't thank you all enough. This is the side of me that is needed in this company. Not someone like CM Punk as your World heavyweight champion! Yes hes extremly talented and I respect him for that. But he just rambles on every week. Pointing out the wrong doings and saying everything needs change. CM Punk! Can you tell us something that we all don't already know. If anything needs changing its you. You claim to be "The Best in the World." But you have yet to prove it. You haven't beaten all of the best in the company. I do respect you for spreading your lifestyle around. But do it somewhere where there are people who will give a hoot. Now don't take this as a challenge. I'm just saying whats on my mind. Now on to my opponent for tonight! Batista.

No doubt are you an animal Batista. But you think your impressive? Your nothing but just a talentless man on steroids. All that you have accomplished is nothing more than an illusion to what I've done. Probably not in this company, but in our entire careers. You and me both have our problems, but what I heard about you from a long-time ago is just disappointing. I was told that you would brag because you supposedly slept with every diva on the roster back a few years ago. And although I'm a asshole, jerk, dick, or whatever you want to call me, I wouldn't even think of sleeping with any of the divas on the roster. Even though a few of them catch my attention, but they are my family. Hate me with your guts or not. So, Batista you may have beaten me last week in our tag match and a while back, but those were just flukes. Tonight will be different. i haven't been extreme enough as of late, but when I step in the ring with you tonight I will take it to the next level.

*Jeff then pauses and looks over at the entrance ramp as Batista's theme hits the PA to an uproar of cheers from the crowd.*





*The fans are on there feet as Batista’s theme blasts through the arena, after a few moments the titantron flicks off and Batista is shown there.*

Batista
Jeff Jeff Jeff, do you ever just shut up?

*A pop from the crowd is heard as Jeff looks on quite angrily as Batista just smirks before talking again*



Batista
Jeff I don’t know what is really up with you, every time I see you out here talking to all these people you seem to be complaining about something and just boring everyone here. Do you really think they pay good money to come out and hear your crap? I don’t think so. Now as much as you want to drone on and on with how our matches were flukes the fact of the matter is this, you used to be something a few months ago but now you are all washed up. I beat you one on one and I beat you when I was with Evan, the fact is you can come up with as many excuses as you want but I and all these people know that I beat you and I will beat you every time we face.



Batista
And Jeff did I actually hear you right? Did you say I slept with the divas years ago? Yeah maybe I did and maybe I did have a bad attitude but I’ve changed, and as I’ve changed for the good it looks like you’ve changed for the worse. Now I mean while you keep crying about old matches that’s not going to change anything, the fact is what’s done is done. I won and you just need to man up and move on. Now the fact is you can say what you want, but you USED to be extreme. Recently you’ve just been a little bitch crying at everything and quite frankly tonight when we step in the ring, I’m sure everyone here cannot wait for me to shut you up.



[[Jeff]]
Fine you big bloated piece of crap. You beat me fair and square and I'm a little whiny bitch. I lost and should accept it like a man. But I won't. You see thats why I bitch. Cos I know any of these people or the likes of you can't stand it. Not just you Batista, but everyone in the entire world is just too afraid to admit that what I say is the truth. I have always been told "tell the truth. It is better than lying." Well it seems like they were wrong. My whole life I've told the truth, but yet I'd still get my ass kicked. And its because none of you can handle the truth. Each and every person in the audiance, watching at home, and in the back are brainwashed and fed lies. Sure something I say or responed with may be harsh or not what the person wanted. But hey I just speak my mind. So Batista you can stay in the back like fool you are and continue ranting about how much of a "Bitching washed up" person I am. Cos like I said before. I don't give a shit about anyone. And I don't give a shit about what people think of me. Everyone in this world is different. Some just need change. LIKE ME!!!



[[Jeff]]
And you say you've changed? Yeah Batista you were once in my spot complaining and bitching. But now you suck up to these people. So my question is! How long can "This new Batista" act of yours stay? I can tell you it will only be a sum amount of time. Soon you will think about what I've previously said and once again become "The Animal" you were brought into the wrestling buisness as. An Animal like you shouldn't be happy or interacting with fans. You should be like Mark Henry and Kane who crush their competition. Who cause destruction and hacok wherever they go. You're F***ing Mr. Money in the back for gods sake, You should be the world Champ by now!!! But yet you continue to delude in your fantasy. Which is why you are dealing with the likes of me.

*Jeff once again pauses and waits for the Animals responce*



Batista
Jeff i really do not know who the hell pissed in your cereal this morning but all this whining is just starting to piss me off. Now i know you keep talking about this animal but don't think for one second just because i have a nice attitude does not mean i won't kick your ass in that ring. You saw what happened to MVP when he thought he could just put me down and look what happened. He treated me like crap and just used me to get titles shots and now you actually compared me to Mark Henry? You want me to be like him? Last time i checked earlier tonight he was taking a page from my old book and becoming Christians bitch! Man after all this time you have no idea how good it is to be on the other end of a bitch joke. So don't compare me to him, i've changed my career around and proved become a champ without MVP and look i have this little briefcase.

*Batista raises the briefcase to a short pop from the fans*



Batista
With this i am pretty much guaranteed a title match whenever i want so don't you go looking to me and saying I should be champ by now. If you were in my shoes you wouldn't even know what to do with something this important, it takes brains to hold this but all you do is cry. Now Jeff I will cash this is but it won't be this year, and do you want to know why? I've only been back for half a year, I haven't done nearly enough i feel to be a champion and right now I am on the roll of my career, i haven't lost in well i don't know how many weeks. Now what I want to do is prove to myself i am able to hold that title and that is by improving my credibility here. I want to keep winning and i want to keep fighting the best. I want to make sure the people believe in me before I cash in this briefcase. Now i haven't fully decided who I could go for but all signs are heading straight to CM Punk. Now Jeff now you've heard my little story about my briefcase why don't you talk about something else or maybe an even better thing how about I come down there and do everybody a favour by kicking your ass right here, right now.

[[Jeff]]
Oh Batista... who pissed in my cerial? Thats all you can come up with? Anyway Batista or should I say Dave. Why are you talking about MVP. Hes nothing but trash. And you have to remember, I'm Jeff freaking Hardy. You wouldn't need rto worry about me if we were partners. I would have ditched you before you knew it. I don't need any friends at this point, because all they do is get in the way. And in the end they screw your chances up. Now, you think I'm comparing you to the likes of Mark Henry? I respect you Batista, you should know that. You would have no problem taking care of that black bastard mark Henry. But the matter of the fact is that I was making a referance. I liked you back in your days when you were in Evolution. I'm sure you got used there too, but you were such a machine. Something that Mark nor Kane can ever be again.

But I agree. I should stop bitching in this ring and you should stop bitching in the back. We should be doing what we do best. And thats beating the hell out of each other in this very ring!!!


*Jeff drops the mic and walks back as the fans poor out in boos*

*Batista looks around before smirking, he waits for a few moments before finally talking.*

Batista
Alright...

*A cheer is heard from the crowd as Batista walks out of the cameras few, a few seconds later Batista's theme blasts through the arena to a large pop from the crowd.*



[*Batista rushes out onto the stage and performs his signature entrance before walking to the end of the ramp. He looks on at Jeff who is back leaning on the ropes pretending to be bored as Batista walks over to the stairs and gets in the ring, both men are now looking at each other as the ref looks to see both men are ready and calls for the bell...*

Normal Match

Jeff Hardy vs Batista

*XWL's Screen goes into an interview room, where we see none other than Jeremy Borash.*



[Jeremy Borash]
Hello, and at this time, I'd like to welcome you to my guest, Velvet Sky! So Velvet, we saw your match earlier, which was one hell of a match by the way, what did you think when Beth Phoenix was continuously kicking out?

[[Velvet Sky]]
Well it was just that Jeremy, she was kicking out after I hit the Backstabber, and my own DDT on her time after time. She didn't even have a decent shot to pin me all match! I was in control and I knew it was just a matter of time before she wouldn't kick out and I'd walk out the winner.



[Jeremy Borash]
Alright, next question. On XWL.Com there's a Title Rankings page, and it appears that you're #2, behind Maryse. What do you think about being #2, and about being behind Maryse? And about a possible Title opportunity?

[[Velvet Sky]]
I've got to say that's a bit of a dissapointment. I should obviously be #1, I've never lost a match in a One on One in my career! Has Maryse ever lost? Yes, she has, many times in fact. I'd dominate Maryse in that ring any time we stepped toe to toe. And you can even ask Beth Phoenix how dominate I am, and you really know I'm dominate when after I beat someone they make up some bullshit story of how they had a fractured knee. But anyways, about the title shot. Jeremy, I think I deserve it by now. I have never lost a One on One! I come out here week after week after week for months without one title match, don't you think I SHOULD get one by now? I tell you, Mick Foley has something against me taking him this long to give me a title match. But then again these days Mick Foley is just batshit insane with his booking habits, so who really knows. But after I beat Angelina Love to send her off to Redemption coming this Pay Per View, I'll have only one goal and one thing to focus on, The Divas Championship. So AJ, be ready, because when I get my match against you I'll make you feel like you're brand new to wrestling, make you feel you haven't beaten the likes of Natalya before, I'll make you feel as if I was your teacher and you were only learning wrestling!



[Jeremy Borash]
Alright Velvet, one more question and I'll let you go. Say you were able to win the Divas Championship, only to have Layla cash in her Money in the Bank on you, how would that make you feel?

[[Velvet Sky]]
If she was to do that, hey, I couldn't blame her. If I was holding that Briefcase I'd try doing the same thing. But there's one difference, if I was her, and I was holding it I would NOT cash in on me, because I'll give her the fight of her life no matter when she cashes in. I've dreamed of being a Champion for far too long to let it go due to a cash in, so there's no way I'd let the Cash In be successful. So just know that Layla, when I become Champion, you better wait until I lose it because cashing in on me would be a waste of your briefcase.

[Jeremy Borash]
Alright, I'll let you go now.

*Borash walks out of the room, but the camera stays watching Velvet Sky and she begins to talk again.*



[[Velvet Sky]]
To all the Divas in the back, I'm just letting you all know you're not gonna stop me. It's within me to win the Divas Championship. It's part of who I am, and it WILL happen, anyone who tries to stand in my way will become part of the wasteland of divas I've left behind me over the months I've been here. Any Diva can talk, but when it comes to in the ring, I've got the History to back it up. But I'm still looking to write my name in history, to win a Championship and forever have my name in the long list of people who have held it. Maryse, Eve, AJ Lee, Natalya, Layla, or whoever else thinks they have a chance in the ring with me, you've just been warned.

*XWL's Breakdown cuts backstage to where Jonathan Coachman is standing by with The Peoples Champion, The Rock*



[Coach] Hello, I'm Jonathan Coachman and welcome back to Breakdown where I'm with my guest at this time, you all know him, you all love him, the number one contender for CM Punks World Heavyweight Champ.....



*The crowd let out a massive "Ohhhh" As The Rock puts up his hand for Coach to shut the hell up, a mass "Rocky" chant can be heard ringing throughout the arena as The Rock grabs the mic and begins to speak*

[The Rock] Feel free to correct The Rock, did you just say that he was the number one contender for CM Punks World Heavyweight Championship? That World Heavyweight Championship, belongs to The Rock! CM Punks ass, belongs to The Rock! Come next Sunday, Monsters Bash, you and everyone will find that out, you will find out exactly who the better man is between The Rock and CM Punk because ultimately that has been the question on everyones minds since Digital Decision, did you think The Rock had forgotten? The Rock didn't forget. The Rock never forgets and another thing The Rock didn't forget is that FINALLY! THE ROCK! HAS COME BACK! TO PARRRRIISSSS!



[The Rock] The city of love, the place where pie is fresh in flavor and heavy in abundance, The Rocks favorite city outside of the states! Tonight, The Rock is gonna go one on one with a big steaming, stinking, tea stained crumpet fart knows as Wade Barrett in the main event, he is going to put on the show of a lifetime and electrify the millions and millions like only he can, but after The Rock is finished whooping ones royal ass he would like to see the sights, hear the sounds and most importantly of all, smell the smells of this fine, fine city! So Paris, let The Rock ask you this, do you wanna throw an after party with The Jabroni Beating, LALALALLAOW, Pie Eating, Suit Wearing, Lady sharing, Heart Stopping, Panties Dropping, Lock, Stock, Eye brow cocked, Poontang Champ, THE ROCK!



[Coach] Umm.....Rock.....I would.....I mean.....If you don't mind.....I'd love to......throw a party with you!

[The Rock] What's the matter Coach? You don't have to be shy, The Rock is your boy! You wanna come and party with The Rock and Paris?

[Coach] You can't be serious?! You would actually let me come with you guys? You would do that for your old pal the Coach?

[The Rock] You're damn right The Rock would do that for you, you mean the world to The Rock! But The Rock has just got a few questions first and foremost, to come party with The Great One you have to answer all five correctly, you down with that?

[Coach] Fire away buddy!



[The Rock] Question number one, who, is your favorite wrestler of alllll time!

[Coach] Well that's easy, it's gotta be my main man! The greatest World Heavyweight Champion in XWL history! Evan Bou.....



[The Rock] God help The Rock, Coach if you finish that sentence The Rock will take that microphone and shove it so far down your throat that the whole of France will hear your puny little testicles cry in pain the next time Vickie Gurrerro gets her paws on them!

[Coach] Ummm...if......if.....if you let me finish you...would have heard me say, Evan Bourne is lucky he lost the title too early to cross paths with him! Yeah! It's The Rock of course!

[The Rock] You can bet your ass it's The Rock! Now, question two! What is your favorite movie?

[Coach] Oh well that's easy! The Chaperon!



[The Rock] The Chaperon?......Really? You're favorite movie, of all time, in the history of film, is a movie where Triple H runs around in a shirt three sizes too small for him trying to get his daughter back? The Rock doesn't even wanna know why so he is going to move right on. moving swiftly on to question three! How many slices of pie have you had in your life?



[Coach] I....I don't want to answer that question live on worldwide television with millions of people watching........

[The Rock] Coach! If you wanna party with The Rock then you will answer his questions in front of the MILLIONS!

[Crowd] AND MILLIONS!

[The Rock] AND MILLIONS! Of The Rocks fans because quite frankly they are the most important people on this planet, they are The Rocks people, they are our people Coach....

*Coach mutters something under his breathe so low that not even The Rock can hear it, only a few inches away....*

[The Rock] SPEAK UP COACH! IF THE ROCK COULDN'T HEAR YOU HOW IN THE NAME OF GOD ARE THE PEOPLE IN ROW Z SUPPOSED TO!

[Coach] TWO! OKAY! TWO!......ARE YOU HAPPY!

[The Rock].............Let The Rock get one thing crystal clear........In your pathetic thirty nine years on this glorious planet......you have only been served....two....slices of pie? Is that what you're trying to tell The Rock? Hell The Rock gets more pie in a week that you've ever had! Better yet, The Rock has HAD more pie TODAY, than you've ever had! How do you even go about getting such a small amount of pie?

[Coach] Well.....my first slice of pie was........it.....it was Vickie.........

[The Rock] NAH, NAH, Coach, don't go there, The Rock has heard enough stories about you and Mrs. Guerrerros adventures! Just go ahead and tell The Rock about your second slice of pie!

[Coach] Well.....it was just last week, I was sitting at home all alone, on the couch with a tv dinner and a couple of new movies to watch, I put in a teen comedy about a bunch of kids trying to get some action, it's called American Pie! There was this scene where one of the kids gets himself some hot apple pie!

[The Rock] Yeah! Tell The Rock about this pie! The Rock is a big fan of all types of pie!

[Coach] Well after I watched that kid get some warm apple pie.....I thought to myself.....I want some apple pie to myself........so I drove to the store and picked up the biggest apple pie I could find and took it back to my place!

[The Rock] YEAH! COACH! Tell The Rock all about this pie! Was she ready!

[Coach] Oh yeah she was ready, one minute in the microwave and she was all ready to go, so I pulled down my..........



[The Rock] THE ROCK DID NOT MEAN LITERAL PIE! WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU! EVERY TIME YOU INTERVIEW THE ROCK YOU FIND A NEW WAY TO DISTURB HIM!

[Coach] Wait.....Rock....I...I.....I can explain!

[The Rock] EXPLAIN?! EXPLAIN WHAT?! YOU GOT YOUR NASTIES FROM A PASTRY YOU SIIIIIIIIIIIIICK FREEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!!!! YOU CAN EXPLAIN YOURSELF TO A PSYCHIATRIST! NOW GET YOUR TWO BIT BAKERY LOVING ASS AWAY FROM THE ROCK!

*The Rock shoves Coach out of the picture and off to the side*



[The Rock] Good god almighty, The Rock doesn't even wanna think about that! No! Mick Foley you listen to The Rock right now when he warns you that if Jonathan Coachman comes within a hundred feet of The Great One again he will not hesitate to whoop his candy ass so hard that the next time he burps he'll taste The Rocks boot polish!

*Before The Rock can say another word he is cut off by an unlikely voice......*




[Ziggler] Hi, I'm Dolph Ziggler.

*The Rock stares at Dolph Ziggler for a moment without flinching, seemingly completely un-surprised at this random encounter, he looks Dolph straight in the eyes for a moment before finally speaking....*

[The Rock] Oh, oh you don't have to introduce yourself Dolph! Don't be so silly, The Rock knows you, Yeah The Rock knows you! You kick some serious ass! The Rock remembers you from way back! Way back when you laid the Breakdown on Sylvester Stallones candy ass in Rocky Four!


[Ziggler] I said Dolph Ziggler not Dolph Lundgren...





[The Rock] IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU SAID! The only thing that matters is that you take your cheap two dollar gel glazed haircut and your freaky nineteen fifties pornstar name and you get the hell out of The Rocks sight!

*The Rock continues to speak but is once again cut off by Dolph Ziggler*





[Ziggler] ENOUGH! Who do you think you're talking to Rock, huh? You're talking to the fastest rising superstar in XWL. You see I'm not staying on the sidelines anymore, I'm tired of sitting back, being misused, watching opportunities pass by. You walk out to the ring every week and you ask if people "smell what the Rock is cookin'". No, Rock. I don't smell what you're cooking, but what I DO smell is the crap coming out of your mouth.

[Ziggler] That's right. You walk out there week after week and you make a joke of everybody, of everything. You're step by step, turning this business into a joke. Do you think it's funny to make a mockery of this? Well I'm tired of it. I'm tired of people like you, people like Chris Jericho, people like CM Punk. People who hog the spotlight. These very people, are a part of the reason why I re-introduced myself to you just now. Obviously you know who I am. Everybody knows who I am. I'm Dolph Ziggler damnit! I, am perfection!





[Ziggler] But of course, as I was saying.. The reason I had to introduce myself again is simple. I'm not appreciated around here. Look at me! I'm talented, I'm good looking, I'm strong, I'm fast, I'm athletic. I'm the most promising man to come out of this company in years! Screw the old guys, screw the young guys. I'M what's new. I'M what's up and coming. I'M.. the man who's going to get what he deserves no matter what I have to do. I'll go through people like you Rock. I AM better than you, I have no doubt about that.

[Ziggler] Look at me, then look at yourself. Don’t feel like you need to hold back Rocky, let it all out. I mean, it’s pretty clear to myself and to everyone else here that you can’t even compare to Dolph Ziggler. As I’ve said before, I’m.. well quite simply.. I am perfection. But you Rock, you’re an overrated, steroid taking, fake, excuse of an XWL superstar. You’re not here for your ability. You’re here because of your terrible movies. You’re here because every time you walk out of that curtain, every kid in the audience and at home wets their PJ’s, and management love that! Why? Because they’re hypocrites! The people running this WRESTLING company, really couldn’t give a crap about wrestling. It’s about money to them. And I can’t blame them, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t do this mainly for money. The problem though, is that it’s idiots like you who gets the spotlight. Whereas the REAL talent such as myself is left aside, picking up the scraps.. if we’re lucky. And by all means, don’t think this is about the fans. I don’t give a damn what these people think about me. I’ll say what I want, I’ll do what I want. Fact is, whatever I do.. these people want to be me. They wish they were as talented and as handsome as I am. You can keep your congregation of children. I don’t need them, I don’t want them. I want the money, I want the titles, the women, the fame. The power. I want what’s been rightfully mine since day one. And I’m finally going to get it. No more waiting.





[Ziggler] Infact, quite some time ago I was a damn big deal around here. I was the Intercontinental champion, I was hangin' with the biggest names going, hell, I WAS one of the biggest names going. Nobody could get past me, I was untouchable. Until eventually, it ended. I lost that title and as soon as I did, I was seen as nothing. They expected nothing from me. Once that title changed hands.. they stopped caring. LOOK AT ME. You don’t just forget somebody like Dolph Ziggler. And you definitely don’t try to abandon somebody even close to Dolph Ziggler. From there, they started giving me less and less chances. They didn’t care, they didn’t even notice! Or so they say. But I’m smarter than they are. I’ve noticed something in the XWL roster since I’ve been misused. It’s a lack of something.. something big. Aggression. So what I going to do? It’s quite simple, even for an idiot like you. I’m going to prove to everyone that Dolph Ziggler is back and he’s better than ever before. Yes! Yes it’s true. I really CAN be better. Hard to believe, I know. But you see I’ve always been exactly what XWL needed on top. Only I never got the shot to be there. Now I do, now I’m going to TAKE that shot. I’m going to be everywhere. I’m going to be at Breakdown, I’m going to be at Redemption. You’d better believe I’ll be at every damn PPV there is. I’m going to make my impression once more, only this time I won’t be introducing the underused Dolph Ziggler. No, no. I’ll be introducing the next United States Champion, the next Intercontinental Champion, the next World Heavyweight Champion. Because you see there is no more limit for me. There’s no goal for me to reach for. I’m the new threat around here. I won’t be facing the challenges. I’ll BECOME the challenge. Every title there is, will be mine. It’s only a matter of time. So why am I telling YOU all this Rock? Well, for two reasons, of course. I’m smarter than to tell you this for no reason.

[Ziggler] Firstly, I’m telling you this because I’m no fool. I know that wherever The precious Rock goes, the cameras will go. And if XWL aren’t going to put me on TV, I’ll MAKE my way onto TV. I said I’ll make an impact once again and that’s exactly what I’m doing. Secondly, you can take what I’ve said as a warning Rock. You’re “at the top of your game” right now. Which means it’s only so long before you’re one of the few people left standing in my path. Eventually we’ll meet in the ring and I promise I won’t just be trying to beat you. I’ll be making an example of you, I’ll be proving myself against you.





[Ziggler] What I’d now like to know, is just what it is that you have to say to that. To everything I’ve just said, assuming you’re smart enough to listen to a threat when it presents itself infront of you. So right now, even though I know that your response will be one of your five ever famous sayings that your vocabulary is restricted to.. What DO you think of that Rock? Or do you have the balls to say something worthwhile for once?



[The Rock] You don't like The Rocks jokes? You're not a fan of The Rocks games? Well lets skip all of that for just one single solitary second and let The Great One fill you in on something that should be no secret what so ever. You wanna know why you are "underused" You ask why you "sit on the sidelines" Why people like The Rock, people like CM Punk steal the spotlight and hog the main events? Well Ivan Drago the fact of the matter is simple and it's this, you have been talking for close to five minutes now and here's the big scoop, The Rock and every other person in this arena were bored damn near to sleep!



[The Rock] If you wanna make an impact! If you wanna grab this company by the throat and never let go then you have got to be interesting, you're about as interesting as a documentary detailing the career of Tyson Kidd and about half as funny as a fire in an orphanage! You see people like The Rock, people like Ted DiBiase and as much as The Rock doesn't like them, people like CM Punk and Chris Jericho, they have all done something in this company to get noticed, they have grabbed the attention of the XWL Universe, hell The Rock doesn't give a kangaroos ballsack if you tell a joke, whoop some ass, argue with fans or fornicate with pastry, quite simply, you have to leave your footprint on this company and pray to god that it's so big no one else will be able to come along and fill it!



[The Rock] However, that is much easier said than done when you're as bland as a brick wall and look like a pedophile who specializes in children with funky haircuts! The Rock feels for you, really, your best plan to get noticed is to interrupt The Great Ones air time and say that he's an overrated, steroid taking, fake, excuse of an XWL superstar? Oh The Rock isn't overrated, you take one step into the peoples ring with him and you'll find out very, very quickly exactly why they call him the Brahma Bull! The Rock doesn't take steroids no, no he got these god like muscles from spending his only days off working away at the gym, a place you only go to watch your big friend Ronald lift a couple of weights and get all, sweaty! Last but definitely not least The Rock is not a fake! Everything The Rock does is one hundred percent real! Every ounce of The Rocks life force goes into whatever it is he's doing, whether it's talking on the mic, whooping CM Punks ass for the millions or going to town on some local pie, it doesn't matter, you get the absolute best, of The Rock!



[The Rock] So if it's attention you're looking for then maybe, just maybe, you should run along to the world record books and show them your inexpressibly small testicles! Or better yet, even better yet, you could go to the closest laboratory you can find, scour the place for a scientist and when you find one you can ask them that golden question that's plagued your tiny little brain ever since your first period, how in the bluest of hells do you have the tiniest male genitalia this race has ever known but at the same time, the same time, the biggest vagina The Rock has ever seen!

*Dolph Ziggler begins to get noticeably pissed at The Rock, looking ready to attack him at any point, but just as the tension reaches an all time high The Rock begins to speak again..*



[The Rock] What seems to be the problem buttercup? Is it your time of the month already? Was it something The Rock said? Are you realizing round about now that you can't keep up with the big boys? This is the big leagues, this isn't some pre-teen crap where you play with feathers and get your ass tickled, no, this is serious, you play around up here and you get left in the dust along with all the other people who simply weren't good enough!

*Veins begin to pop out of the side of Zigglers head as he looks like he's about to blow a gasket and go absolutely nuts on The Rock, he lifts his mic to unload but is cut off once again by The Rock*



[The Rock] WOWOWOWOWOWOWOAH! Don't say another word, as much as The Rock would love to stay and chat, and believe him, there is nothing, nothing more satisfying than standing here and watching the tears roll down your face and the piss pour down your legs, The Rock has got a match to prepare for, a MAIN EVENT match, something that you will never! and The Rock means ever! Experience in your joke of a career. Did The Rock strike a nerve? Are you upset with The Rock, well maybe if you can't handle the heat then you should get the hell out of the kitchen and shove on your little cheer leading outfit, meet up with Mitch and the gang behind a Walmart and play your favorite game, hide the sequins covered strudel! Now if you'll excuse The Rock, he's has ones royal ass to whoop alllllllll over Paris!

IFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YAAAAAAA SMEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL



[The Rock] WHAT THE ROCK!




[The Rock] IS!



[The Rock] COOKIN'!

*The Rock walks straight past an irate Dolph Ziggler, giving him a harsh shoulder bump on the way knocking him to the side, Dolph begins to bubble up with rage and starts pacing back and forth....*





*As he paces, Dolph turns to see Josh Matthews standing next to him, looking nervous*

[Josh] Dolph if I could just have a few words with you?

[Ziggler] WHAT? What.. do you want.. from me? What could you possibly want to know Josh?





[Josh] Well I was just wonderi-

*Before Josh has the time to finish his sentence, Dolph stares at him with a look so intense that Josh stops and slowly lowers his mic. As Josh tries to walk away, he’s grabbed from behind and pulled towards Dolph. Dolph throws his arm around the interviewer’s neck and locks in the sleeper hold*





*Both men lower to their knees as Ziggler continues to increase the tightness of the sleeperhold, cutting off Josh’s breathing and choking him out*





*Josh is now shouting in pain as he’s lowered closer and closer to the floor, Dolph still applying the sleeper hold with vicious intent. As he tightens the hold more and more, Josh’s words become more faint and he appears to be losing strength*





* Ziggler now drops Josh onto the floor. He stands above Josh as he is now lying on the floor in pain. Unresponsive and silent, officials run in to check on him.*





*Silence is all that fills this backstage area now as people worry for the safety of Josh Matthews. Dolph still stands above him, with an enraged expression still wiped across his face, with fury in his eyes. The camera zooms once more into the face of Dolph Ziggler before fading out and cutting to commercial.*

{King}
Wow! Yet another impressive match for The Worlds Strongest Man!

{JR}
You can say that again!

{King}
Wow! Yet another impressive mat-

{JR}
I was kidding King, I heard you the first time.

{King}
Oh I know, but Mark Henry was so impressive tonight making Hernandez tap that I thought he deserved to be praised twice!

Mark Henry throws Hernandez to the floor and demands that the ref hold his hand in the air but instead of The World’s Strongest Man’s theme none other than Christian’s music begins to play bringing about a wave of boos



Christian confidently enters with a huge smile of approval on his face as he looks on at his new “problem solver” from the ramp



Breakdown fades to a video package for The Rated-R Superstar, and X-Treme Champion, Edge



As we return from commercial Tyson Kidd’s theme is coming to a close as The Submission Specialist is shown on the top turnbuckle soaking in the crowds boos.



The Brian Kendrick’s eerie theme begins to play drawing out a mixed reaction from the crowd.



{Ring Announcer}
Now entering, the challenger, weighing in at one hundred and eighty-four pounds, hailing from Venice, California, THE.. BRIAN KENDRICK!!!



{King}
Here comes The Brian Kendrick, like I said earlier tonight, this is the first we’re going to see of him in the ring since his return here to Breakdown.



The Brian Kendrick enters and a small pop is heard from his loyal fans as he begins to storm down the ramp

{JR}
I couldn’t think of a better opponent for Kendrick to make his in ring return against then the talented Tyson Kidd!

{King}
Tyson’s talent in the ring is matched only by his talent on the mic, earlier tonight Tyson shared his thoughts on Mick Foley just as many of the Breakdown superstars have been doing as of late.



The Brian Kendrick has already made his way down the ramp as he begins climbs up the steps with the same expressionless look

{JR}
I don’t know about you King, but I think all this Foley hate are just excuses!



The Brian Kendrick climbs the turnbuckle and looks to the skies before hopping back down to the canvas

{JR}
Tyson Kidd may be taller and bigger then The Brian Kendrick, but size disadvantages hasn’t stopped The Wizard of Odd in the past.

{King}
Tyson Kidd is a master technician, The Brian Kendrick is known as mostly a high flyer, one of the best at that, but he’s also no fool when it comes to mat work!

Tyson and Kendrick slap hands as the ref signals for the match to begin

{King}
I don’t know if that’s good sportsmanship or just a sign of mutual respect.

{JR}
Well judging be what happened at Eye for an Eye, good sportsmanship is the last thing on Tyson Kidd’s mind!

The two competitors begin to circle each other before locking up. Tyson is able to gain the advantage and puts TBK in a front headlock. Kendrick struggles to get free but is unable to do so as Tyson drops to a knee to gain leverage on the hold. TBK is able to force Tyson back to his feet and shoves him into the ropes. Tyson rebounds off the ropes jumping over TBK, upon his return Kendrick drops down to the canvas and Tyson is forced to hop over him, as Tyson rebounds off the ropes for a third time he is able to connect with a dropkick to the chest. Tyson wastes no time going for the cover..1.. TBK is able to reverse the pin on Tyson…1… Tyson is able to kick out and the two quickly get to their feet once again

{King}
You see that JR, I can tell that this is going to be a great match! Neither man is showing anything but confidence!

TBK and Tyson lock up once again, and Tyson is able to shoot to TBK’s back and attempts to perform a Release German Suplex but somehow Kendrick is able to land on his feet to the surprise of Kidd! Kendrick runs off the ropes but is immediately floored by a Roundhouse kick from Tyson! Tyson locks on a Reverse Chinlock as TBK struggles to break free

{JR}
Bah Gawd, Tyson Kidd sure knows how to lock on those submission moves! The Brian Kendrick looks like he’s in a lot of pain!

The Brian Kendrick slowly is able to rise to his feet and breaks free of the hold, he throws Tyson into the corner and charges only to connect with the ring post as Kidd is able to get out of the way! As Kendrick turns around dazed from the impact he is hit with a Swinging Neckbreaker by Kidd! Tyson goes for the pin once again..1…2.. Kick Out!

{JR}
Maybe Tyson Kidd is too much for The Brian Kendrick to handle!

{King}
Just wait, Kendrick is a former World Heavyweight Champion for a reason!

As Kendrick gets back to his feet Tyson grabs his arm and pulls him in hitting a Super rolling fireman’s carry slam, pinning Kendrick in the process…1…2.. Kendrick is able to reverse the pin…1…2.. Tyson reverses the pin as the crowd begins to buzz…1…2.. Once again Kendrick reverses the pin but the ref calls a rope break! Tyson wastes no time irish whipping Kendrick into the opposite corner and charges connecting with a corner Dropkick! Kendrick slouches into the corner clearly dazed from the dropkick! Tyson is able to perform a Slingshot leg drop sending TBK into the middle of the ring! Tyson climbs the turnbuckle and waits for Kendrick to get back to his feet before connecting with a Missile Dropkick!! Tyson goes for the pin…1..2….Kick out! Tyson quickly gets back to his feet and charges to the ropes using them to hit a springboard elbow drop!! He goes for the cover once again! 1…2…TBK is once again able to reverse the pin! ..1…2…Kick out!

{King}
Did you see that! The Brian Kendrick has been given a pretty bad beating here by Tyson Kid, but he refuses to give up!

{JR}
Well I don’t know about you, but to me it looks like Tyson is going to have no problem finishing Kendrick.

Tyson cockily begins to taunt the crowd, he then picks Kendrick up by his hair and goes to hit his deadly Fisherman Neckbreaker but Kendrick is able to reverse it and smashes Tyson in the face with an elbow! Kendrick follows it with a low kick and another elbow before flooring Tyson with a Twisting Facebreaker Knee Smash!!

{King}
You know what that moves called JR?

{JR}
Oh I did my research, he calls that one “Dr. Teeth”!

Kendrick goes for the pin..1…Kick out! Tyson quickly gets to his feet looking shocked. Kendrick charges at Tyson hitting him with another elbow driving him into the corner. Kendrick takes a few steps back before charging at Tyson and hitting him with a Corner Backflip Kick

{King}
Kendrick calls that move “Dr. Smoothe’s Secret Recipe”!

{JR}
I have to admit, that was impressive. But not impressive enough to change my prediction of the outcome of this match!

Tyson groggily stumbles for a moment before Kendrick performs a Hurricanrana sending Tyson through the second rope and onto the ring floor! Kendrick waits for Tyson to start to get to his feet before charging through the ropes and hitting Kidd with a Suicide Dive!!!

{King}
Both men are down! Lets see if The Brian Kendrick will be able to keep up the momentum.. after this short commercial break!

We cut to a short commercial break followed by a video package for Captain Charisma, Christian!



{King}
Welcome back ladies and gentleman to Breakdown! We’re in the middle of an exiting matchup between Tyson Kidd and The Brian Kendrick!

{JR}
During the commercial break Tyson Kidd was able to gain the advantage after hitting one of his older moves, Code Blue!

The camera shows a “During the Commercial Break” replay of Tyson Kidd performing a springboard blockbuster on The Wizard of Odd!

{King}
This has turned out to be a great matchup!

Back in the ring Tyson Kidd has a Single Leg Boston Crab locked on as Kendrick inches his way to the ropes. Kendrick is able to reach the ropes and Tyson lets the hold go, but not after the ref counted to four! Tyson drags Kendrick back to the middle of the ring and stomps on his chest and head. He then locks on The Sharpshooter!!!

{JR}
Kendrick has no where to go! This one’s over for sure!

Kendrick struggles to break free but to no avail! The ref asks Kendrick if he’s had enough but Kendrick refuses to give in!



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Kendrick is able to twist his body around and force Tyson to let go of the hold. Kidd looks frustrated as he stomps on Kendrick before going for the pin…1…2…Kick out!

{King}
Kendrick has guts, I’ll say that for sure! You’ve got to have a lot of heart in order to escape that Sharpshooter!!

Tyson picks Kendrick up by the hair but is once again hit with a flurry of elbows from TBK! Kendrick runs the ropes before hitting Tyson with a corkscrew calf kick!!! Kendrick quickly climbs the turnbuckle and dives at Tyson hitting him with a Turning Frogsplash!!

{King}
Yes! I didn’t think we were going to be able to see Kendrick perform his “Left Turn at Albuquerque!”

{JR}
Left turn at Albuwhaty?

{King}
Oh never mind JR.

Back in the ring Kendrick locks on a Camel Clutch! Tyson struggles to break free but TBK hits him with multiple crossface punches! Tyson’s experience comes into play as he is able to reverse the hold into a pin!..1…2….Kick Out!!

{JR}
Tyson almost had Kendrick there!

Tyson slowly gets to his feet shaking off the cobwebs but not for long as Kendrick hits him with a rolling elbow! TBK follows the elbow by grabbing Tyson’s head and running up the ropes hitting a perfectly executed Sliced Bread #2!

{King}
Sliced Bread! Sliced Bread! Kendrick did it!!

Kendrick goes for the pin! …1……2…..3.!





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{King}
He did it! What a match! What a performance by both Tyson Kidd and The Brian Kendrick!

The Brian Kendrick’s hand is raised in victory by the ref before Kendrick requests a mic and prepares to speak



{The Brian Kendrick}
When you laugh the world will laugh along with you, if you weep then you shall weep alone, for humanity feeds off your seventh heaven, but has trouble enough of it’s own….



{The Brian Kendrick}
The common man considers my language to be filled with riddles and rhymes, fellow logicians deem my words as a form of genius art, Mick Foley regards what I say to be a danger to his credibility, but regardless of whom you ask deep down they all know that which I speak of is simply, the truth. This world is full of injustice, full of hatred, full of lies whiter then a hotel room under black light, all this you already know for you are feeding into that which you’re so strongly against, which you claim to be so strongly against, but the reality is that your words alone cannot overpower the greed, the longing, the willingness to screw over your fellow man for your own good, all this is written into your DNA and will overcome your sense of being unless you truly choose otherwise!



{The Brian Kendrick}
All you men and women in the audience, all you wrestlers backstage, all you suits sitting in your offices plotting..

Kendrick lets out a mix between a snarl and a laugh

{The Brian Kendrick}
.. Always plotting… All of you are at a disharmonic level of consciousness, all of you are being used as stepping stones by a greater being, by those who seek an evolution like I have been searching my soul to find, for I understand that we all perceive this reality in different ways and I refuse to rest until I have a deep understanding of the world, of myself, and most importantly of my consciences.



{The Brian Kendrick}
Currently we are all forced into the second stage of being, we all consist of forty-four autosomes and two sex chromosomes but upon opening my inner eye I will be able to enter the third reality rather then the two dimensional one that you all have inadvertently grown so fond of, upon reaching this state of enlightenment, this state of evolution, I will finally shed myself of societies grasp, with my forty-six and two chromosomes I will join the ranks of those who comprise of a unity of consciousness that does not see anything outside themselves as being separate from themselves, I will be apart of the one energy, one life, one beingness that moves everywhere, anything happening anywhere will be within me, and I will finally know my true purpose on this earth beyond this outer shell which I have been graced with.



{The Brian Kendrick}
But until that time has come I shall fulfill my destiny in this physical form, as The Brian Kendrick I shall follow my path that I have seen during my brief visits to the third dimension, I shall bring justice to The X-Treme Title, I shall insure a brighter tomorrow for the XWL regardless of whom I need to go through, whether it be Mick Foley, Edge, Fn, or The XWL Universe itself, there will be no compromising my beliefs, no injustice shall go unseen for The Brian Kendrick will root out all of Mick Foley’s lies and expose him as the charlatan he is.



{The Brian Kendrick}
False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil, they have infected our overseer with evil, our unjust, corrupt, truth hiding, General Manager, Mick Foley is full of evil. He has stolen our right to the truth by hiding the injustice that he has caused with lies, injustice is a philosophy of failure, the doctrine of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its intrinsic virtue is the equal sharing of wretchedness, and I will not stand idly by while myself and my fellow wrestlers are mistreated, overlooked, and pushed aside for those whom he deems worthy of success. If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take an equal portion, most people would be contented to take their own and depart, but when success is offered the greedy shall succeed while the humble look on in disgust, I am here to strike down the hand of the greedy and reward the humble with that which they do not take on their own. I understand that from the deepest desire comes the deadliest hate, but I refuse to fight evil with evil, I shall fight Mick Foley’s evil with justice, I shall bring about justice to the XWL, I shall look into the face of hate, into the face of injustice, and laugh for when you laugh the world will laugh along with you, if you weep then you shall weep alone, for humanity feeds off your seventh heaven, but has trouble enough of it’s own, there will soon be a time where all the XWL Superstars are looked upon as equals, thank you for your time…



Suddenly the lights in the arena go out entirely.

J.R:
What the hell just happened! I can't see a damn thing!

A couple of seconds pass and the lights come back on, but there is someone else in the ring!

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The masked crusader dives from the top rope and hits a ferocious crossbody on Kendrick



King:
Who the hell is that J.R?

J.R:
King I believe, I believe that's The Hurricane!

The Hurricane unleashes powerful fists onto Kendrick, who is still oblivious as to what is going on



The Hurricane gets to his feet, throwing Kendrick over the top rope and onto the floor. The Hurricane, now on his feet, does his signature taunt in Kendrick's direction.



The Hurricane begins to speak with a displeased look on his face as The Brian Kendrick looks on from outside the ring

The Hurricane:
Brian, I saw your interview with Mr. Helms last week and I was not pleased. Not only did you claim that The Hurricane is a fraud, you claimed that you are the one that truly stands for justice, all the while you were mocking Citizen Helms' intelligence, WHATS UP WITH THAT?



The Hurricane:
You see Brian, The Hurricane has been in XWL for a while now, but all this time he has been hiding in the shadows, waiting for injustice to raise its ugly head so The Hurricane can pounce. Last week, you stated you could sense The Hurricane's presence, well, at the Pay-Per-View, I will make my presence well known. So, Mr. Kendrick, at The Monster Bash, The Hurricane is going to prove to you, that he is the true defender of justice in XWL and he will show all these people, who the true fraud is. for The Hurricane stands for truth, freedom and the destruction of injustice!



King:
The Hurricane has returned!! And he must be crazy challenging The Brian Kendrick after the performance we just saw!

J.R:
I don’t know King, I bet that The Hurricane is equally, if not more impressive then Kendrick!



The Hurricanes theme songs plays throughout the arena as Breakdown fades to a video package hyping Alberto Del Rio

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Daniels vs Curt Hawkins

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