XWL Breakdown: 10/9/2011 - 10/16/2011

Live From – Manchester, England
Deadline Time: 5:00 PM EST

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Normal Match


Curt Hawkins Vs Sin Cara

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Normal Match


Brock Lesnar Vs Macho Man Randy Savage

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Normal Match


Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Rey Mysterio

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Normal Divas Match


Kelly Kelly vs Mickie James

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Normal Match


Hernandez Vs Zack Ryder

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Normal Match


Heath Slater vs Alberto Del Rio

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Normal Match


Davey Richards Vs Tyson Kidd

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Normal Divas Match


Beth Phoenix Vs Layla

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Normal Match


Christian Vs Daniels

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Normal Divas Match


Velvet Sky Vs Lita

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Normal Match


Kofi Kingston Vs Mark Henry

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Normal Match


Bryan Danielson Vs Chris Hero

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Normal Tag Team Match




Jeff Hardy & Sting Vs Evan Bourne & Batista

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Normal Divas Match


Kaitlyn Vs Angelina Love

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Normal Tag Team Match



The Rock & Kurt Angle Vs CM Punk & Wade Barrett

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*As we return from break we hear the crowd cheering as Mick Foley is in the ring with a microphone.*

JR: Welcome back, folks, as reported on XWL.COM earlier today Mick Foley has invited Cody Rhodes to the show here tonight to confront him for some harsh words Cody had for him....


[Mick Foley]
Ladies and Gentlemen I hate to take time away from these superstars to do what they do best, and that is wrestle, but there is something I need to address. I've had to deal with some tough and insane superstars in my career. The Undertaker, Triple H, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Big Van Vader, Terry Funk, Edge, The Rock, and as for the insane part Layla. Now, there is one man back there tonight who is like no other. I'll try to sum him up in three words, but it'll be pretty tough. Let's see...... spoiled, arrogant, and obnoxious. You know what? That actually fits him pretty well. Now a month ago he looked me right in the eye, said "I quit" and walked out the door. Hardly even a week later, he shows up attacking my superstars backstage and costing them their matches. I'm pretty sure you all know I'm talking about Cody Rhodes. Now, last week on Redemption I turned the tables and booked him in a last man standing match against John Cena, and for serving justice Cody had some harsh words for me on XWL.COM. Production crew, roll the footage.

*We fade out to the video of Cody Rhodes holding a protective mask after his brawl with John Cena.*


[Cody Rhodes]
What do I have to say about what just happened? I should have stayed away like my original plan. I do not work for this company! I was simply a fan tonight enjoying the show watching my friends like Ted DiBiase do what they do best. Then, John Cena throws me over the barricade and ASSAULTS ME! You know what Mick Foley did? He made a damn joke out of it! What right does Mick Foley have to book me in a Last Man Standing match? I know he has some screws loose, but I don't not work for this promotion any longer. This is no different then taking a the first person you see off the street and throwing them in a match with John Cena! Mick Foley has no right to do this too me! Now what will my reward be? A contract for this poorly maintained promotion?


[Cody Rhodes]
I was really willing to give it another shot. but now? Now I have lost all faith. People like to call Mick Foley the most like able man in wrestling? He's putt me and my lively hood at risk! If anything happens to me at the Monster Bash, you better bet that Mick Foley will be hit by a lawsuit fatter than he is! I just don't understand... I thought Mick Foley was smarter than this. I guess.... I guess I was wrong. For the first time, of course. Not only is John Cena responsible for my unfair treatment around here, but so is Mick Foley! I hate Mick Foley's guts. He is not even close to a respectable man! He's thrown me into matches with the likes of The Rock and John Cena recently..... he's fat, stupid, ignorant, and irresponsible! Disagree with me? He's the guy that thinks training is jumping off your roof onto a damn mattress!


[Cody Rhodes]
John Cena committed a crime and he laughed in my face for it. What kind of a person, what kind of an American would do that? Not only did he disgrace himself and this company, he disgraced this country! Everyone else is giving "Dashing" Americans like myself a bad image with their lazy and sleazy attitudes . I just simply don't understand a person could get like that, but it's Mick Foley. In my personal opinion, Mick Foley is not fit to run a company. He's not even fit in general. Now, you see this mask in my hand? I will be wearing this when I show up at XWL events to protect my face because this is an unsafe working environment!

*The video fades out as we see Mick in the ring, the crowd booing. He quickly begins to talk once more.*

[Mick Foley]
Cody, get out here right now.



*The crowd boos as "Dashing" Cody Rhodes makes his way out to the ring, with his protective mask on.*



*The crowd continues to jeer Rhodes as he grabs a microphone and jumps in the ring, ready to confront Mick Foley.*


[Cody Rhodes]
Mick I must admit it was rather nice for you to invite me here tonight. You wanted me to confront you here tonight, and I am going to do just that. I do in fact believe that you are not fit to run this company. You run around here booking like somebody like Layla in Hell in a Cell, fighting your own superstars on pay per view, and forcing an everyday person like me to compete at one of your events against someone like John Cena in a Last Man Standing match?


[Mick Foley]
Let me stop you right there, Cody. You are a professional wrestler, not an everyday person. You walked around here for months, saying you were the best and you would fight anybody at anytime. And what could I say about it? You had beaten everyone you faced. Mark Henry, Dolph Ziggler, Shawn Michaels, and hell you even beat John Cena once. You pushed guys like Daniel Bryan and Randy Orton to their limits. You were one hell of a superstar. Then suddenly, you started to lash out against the company and all our loyal fans just because Randy Orton couldn't give you a title shot while fighting off guys like Wade Barrett and Desmond Wolfe. You became nothing more than a moaner, a bitch, and a disgrace to your family!


[Cody Rhodes]
Wait, a disgrace to my family? Really, Mick? What right do you have to call other people a disgrace? Just look at you! You're out of shape and out of your mind. When I beat John Cena at the Monster Bash I will get your removed from your position of power and I will not rest until I do so. Personally, if I was you I would hide my face with a paper back to hide the ugliness and the disgrace that you are. The fact is you and John Cena have conspired to hold me down and this company, simply because I'm a threat to become the top dog of this company. You have been so consumed by your ego and greed you can no longer make rational decisions. You only care about your own personal gain, that you try to hold somebody like me down just so someone like John Cena can make more money for you! You're bias and delusional, and the last man on this planet that could run this show.


[Mick Foley]
You're calling me delusional? Cody, you're the guy running around with conspiracy theories and ridiculous looking masks on your face. I'll be honest, I'm not the most mentally sane or perfect candidate for this job, but god dammit I do not do this for the money! I do this to put on the best damn wrestling product of all time and for the fans to be able to have something great to watch when they put their ass on that seat! Cody, you can attack my physical appearance all you want, because we all now you're inside is not even close to being dashing. You're nothing more than one of the biggest spoiled assholes I've ever seen lace up a pair boots! I have dealt with the best of the best and the worst of the worst in this business! Ric Flair, Terry Funk, Big Van Vader, Rock, Undertaker, and the there are guys like Just Joe, Tom Brandi, and whole bunch of other guys you've never heard about! You Cody, you're the worst of the best. You're physically gifted, but you're personality simply screams TOOL!

*The crowd chants "FOLEY, FOLEY, FOLEY!" as Cody isn't amused by Mick's comments. Foley doesn't even smile as he awaits for a response from Rhodes.*


[Cody Rhodes]
Very funny, Mick. I'm laughing on the inside, I assure you that. But the fact is you can make all the jokes you want, but there is only one joke here. And, that, Mick, is you. Last week on Redemption I was sitting in the crowd when John Cena ripped me from my seat and physically assaulted me! And what did you do, Mick? Oh, that's right, NOTHING! Wait... there was one irrational decision you made, and that was making me fight the my that had just assaulted me! As far as I'm concerned, you're lucky I didn't take me case to the courthouse, because there is actual video footage of the crime being committed against me! *Cody pauses for a second.* Actually, you threatened me with a lawsuit before, Mick. So I'm going to do the same to you! I will sue this company unless you remove my Last Man Standing Match with John Cena from that card at the Monster Bash! So, what is it going to be? Will you finally make the right decision for your first time in your life? Or will you jump off the roof like the idiot you are?

*The crowd boos as the crowd please with Mick to keep the match on for The Monster Bash.*


[Mick Foley]
Cody, don't you even think about it! First of all, I am giving you something most people would never get, and that is a second chance with this company. Secondly, we could easily file a counter lawsuit against you, as you assaulted John Cena TWICE last month. Once in the locker room, and then in the parking lot during an Eye for an Eye! Last week you got what was coming to you, Cody, a good old fashion ass beating! *The crowd pops* Now, let me tell you a little story on why you better shut the hell up and fight John Cena like a MAN at the Monster Bash. Thirteen years ago, June twenty-eighth, nineteen ninety-eight! I went downstairs and came knocking on hell's door, and I suffered one of the, if not the, biggest ass kickings of my career! The devil himself, The Undertaker, threw me off the top of the cell through the damn announce table, and there was NO padding to land on. You know what I did after that? I GOT BACK UP, AND ASKED, "PLEASE SIR, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE?" Then, he threw me though the cell and nearly broke my back. Following that, I got back up, took the fight to him, but it wasn't long until he whooped my ass all over the ring again. But the most amazing thing is, Cody, is that I went out the next night and fought!

*The crowd goes insane for Mick and they start chanting "FOLEY" once more. Cody isn't pleased as he begins to speak again. He begins to have a change of attitude, though, trying to assure that he won't be sued.*


[Cody Rhodes]
Alright, Mick, I understand. I'll wrestle John Cena at the Monster Bash against my will, but I am taking him down. At the Monster Bash, I END John Cena's career. That is a guaran-dame-tee.

*Cody motions to leave the ring, but suddenly he turns around and smacks Mick in the mouth, sending him to the floor! Cody smirks as the crowd does not hesitate in showing their hate.*

Jerry Lawler: Oh come on! That was simply un-called for.

Jim Ross: That was just a damn dirty cheap shot from Cody!



*Cody goes to leave, but to the crowd's delight Mick gets back up and pulls him back in the ring! Cody is on his butt as he pleased with Foley.*

Jerry Lawler: Come on Mick! Give it to him!

*The crowd is on their feet as Rhodes is begging with Mick, but Foley puts him down with one right hand! Mick continues the assault with a flurry of punches with the crowd going wild. The get even more crazy as Mick rips off the mask and throws it into the crowd!*

Jim Ross: Business has certainly picked up!

*Cody gets up as Mick drives in punches to the unprotected face. He takes him down with a huge clothesline, Rhodes flopping around the ring. When he finally gets back up again, Mick drives him down with a huge double arm-DDT!*

Jerry Lawler: This is great JR!

Jim Ross: It really couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

*Foley gets to his knee and pulls something out of his shirt..... MR. SOCKO*



Jerry Lawler: Oh yes! Come on Mick!

*The crowd is going nuts for Foley as he sets Rhodes up for the Mandible Claw! He locks it in, but Cody kicks him in the gut and scrams much to the crowd's demise.*

Jim Ross: I guess all good things must come to an end!

Jerry Lawler: Oh man, I can not wait for the Monster Bash! What comes around goes around, and an ass whooping from John Cena is right around the corner for Cody!



*Cody backs up the ramp, furious as Mick's theme plays over the PA System. The crowd cheers for Foley as Breakdown heads to a break.*

Breakdown returns from commercials and we’re taken to ringside

Jim Ross: Welcome back to Breakdown and what a night we’ve had already folks. Tonight’s far from over and we’ve still got a lot of great action in store for you so stay tuned it’s sure to be a slobber knocker.

King laughs lightly

Jerry Lawler: That’s for sure JR we’ve still got one hell of a main event in which we see the former and current World Heavyweight Champion face off in a tag match. That’s right it’s The Peoples Champion The Rock and the Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle. They’ll be facing off against a thorn in Rocks side the Current World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk and his partner the Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett

Jim Ross: That’s right partner but lets not forget our other matches that are sure to be a barn burner where we’ll see someone hopefully raise some hell.

The crowd cheers loudly

Jim Ross: Yep you heard it hear Ladies and Gentlemen the Texas Rattlesnake Stone Cold Steve Austin will be in action tonight, when he faces a returning Rey Mysterio. One things for sure business is about to pick up tonight.

Jerry Lawler: I gotta agree with you there JR, Austin has always been an interesting character and these fans sure do support him. Although, I will say this, I’m starting to wonder if he may have gotten his hands full. I mean, when you pick a fight with R-Truth, you’re just asking to get got, especially because he’s got his ego filled buddy Miz not too far behind him.

Before JR can respond the Glass Shatters and Austin’s theme blares through the arena. The fans go crazy in excitement as the camera pans to the stage.



As the camera sits on the stage the crowd gets to their feet and a few minutes later Austin walks through the curtain and appears on the stage as the crowd goes insane chanting

Crowd: AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN!!!

As the camera pans around some of the crowd Austin makes his way down the ramp towards the ring



Several fans pat him on his back and he smiles as he makes his way around ringside. He steps up onto the steps and makes his way into the ring



He looks around for a minute before walking to each turnbuckle. He climbs up and raises his arms in the air as the fans cheer loudly





He paces around for a few minutes and then laughs lightly and motions for a mic. He looks around at the crowd before speaking







Stone Cold: If you wanna raise some hell Live from Manchester, England Gimme a Hell Yeah!

Crowd: HELL YEAH!



Stone Cold: As I was driving to the arena I got to thinking.

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: I thought long and hard about some things

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: Some stuff

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: I thought to myself Steve

Crowd: WHAT?



Stone Cold: I said Steve.. You gotta go out there tonight, walk into that ring get on that mic, and raise some hell! So, on my way out here, I was passed by many people. Some guy walked up to me in a goofy shirt and tie and said Steve.

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: I looked at him in his shirt and tie. I walked just inches away from his face and I said WHAT?!

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: Yeah!

Stone Cold: So I looked him in his beady little eyes. I grabbed him by his shirt and I said… Son, cat got your tongue or something out with it!

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: I said out with it. So, he looked at me, sitting there shaking like a tree and he breathed in and said… that Stone Cold Steve Austin, has a match tonight!

Steve lightly laughs before speaking again



Stone Cold: I looked at him for a moment and then he looked at me.

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: I said he looked at me! So, I let go of his scrawny little neck and as he cleared his breath he said that I was facing a returning Rey Mysterio

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: He’s a Mexican

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: He wears a mask

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: He’s a high flyer

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: A Luchador

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: He likes to fly!

Austin looks at the crowd who cheers loudly and walks towards the ringside area



Stone Cold: All that yelling at that poor kid has got me parched. I think I need a beer

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: Alcohol

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: Scotch

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: Whiskey!

Steve motions for the ringside person to hand him a beer and they proceed to toss him two. He walks around the ring for a minute and opens it and looks before speaking again



Stone Cold: Now the other reason I’m out here, is to talk about someone who thinks he can get the best of ole Stone Cold Steve Austin? Well EH EH! Jack! That ain’t gonna happen and that’s all I got to say about that!



Austin takes another sip of his beer and then continues speaking as he walks around

Stone Cold: Now you can come out here and run your mouth week after week.. WAAA I DIDN’T GET A MATCH WAAA THERE’S A CONSPIRACY AGAINST ME. Do you think people look up to you when you act like that? Do you really think they’ll take you seriously when all you do is tell them to shut up?! Well, do you? How about you shut that mealy little mouth of yours, man up and stop crying like a little jackass?!

As Austin goes to speak again he’s suddenly cut off by the sound of Miz’s theme.



He lowers his can of beer and looks towards the stage. After a few minutes Miz appears on stage and look at the audience before raising his mic. Miz walks onto the stage, suited up. He adjusts his tie with a smirk and makes his way to the ring.



Miz grabs a microphone and walks up the steps, he gets into the ring. Austin immediately stares a hole through Miz and starts to circle him



Miz is the first to talk.

[The Miz] Oh my god! It's Stone Cold Steve Austin! Can I have your autograph?!!.. Nah, I'm just kidding. I'm not some goof, like Ted DiBiase. I was getting ready to leave the arena, fresh off my win against El Generico. And I saw you on the TV, going around mocking myself and R-Truth. Do you think that's funny, Steven? If you want to see a real impression, try this one on for size..

Miz starts to do a very bad impression of Stone Cold



[The Miz] I'm bald, what? I have no in ring talent, what? I'm nothing but a good for nothing drunk, what?! I'm almost as out of shape as Mark Henry, what?!.. Miz talks in a more serious tone now. Look at me when I'm talking to you, Steven. What you did to R-Truth at Eye for an Eye is unacceptable, do you think he's going to let you get off easy after that? You're not even in any right shape to compete and as much as I hate Rey Mysterio I know there was no chance you'd be able to beat him anyway.

Crowd: WHAT?

[The Miz] I said there's-

Crowd: WHAT?

[The Miz] Don't you dare!

Crowd: WHAT?

[The Miz] Really? Do you think that's-

Crowd: WHAT?

[The Miz] Really?

Crowd: WHAT?

[The Miz] REALLY?

Crowd: WHAT?

[The Miz] REALLY?!

Crowd: WHAT?

[The Miz] SHUT UP! I'm not out here to listen to all of you act like a bunch of ducks, you're all pathetic! I want all of you mindless fools to listen to me, I want you to listen to me, Steven. No amount of rum, whiskey, scotch, vodka or alcohol will be able to numb the pain you feel when R-Truth is done with you. Do you actually think that you'd be able to beat him in a match? He is one of the most athletic superstars to ever grace this ring. At-

Austin cuts off Miz



Stone Cold: You think you’re funny? Well, do ya?! I said do you think you’re funny?!

Miz goes to speak but Austin cuts him off

Stone Cold: What?!

Miz goes to speak again but Austin cuts him off a second time

Stone Cold: What?!

Miz goes to speak one final time visibly frustrated but Austin gets inches from him and breathes in before saying

Stone Cold: What?!

Stone Cold: What?!

Stone Cold: What?!

Miz begins to pace around and raises his mic to speak

[The Miz] The only thing that's funny here is you, because you're a joke! For your whole career you've been some sort of anti-hero, you're not a person that people can look up to. You should get out while you can, you've ruined your legacy enough as it is. Leave while you have some sort of respect from a few people. You can leave the company or wind up in jail again for all I care!

Austin laughs and then gets an intense look before grabbing Miz by the tie with great force





The fans pop bigtime as Austin slowly brings the microphone to his mouth while holding Miz, and with an intense look he begins to speak



Stone Cold: So, you think ole Stone Cold Steve Austin is a joke?

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: You think I’m some sort of washed up

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: Broken down

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: Hack

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: Broken down hack!

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: Am I making you mad?

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: Are you gonna cry?

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: Do you wanna hit me?

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: I said DO you want to HIT ME?

Austin shoves Miz and speaks again

Stone Cold: Go on.. HIT ME!

Austin shoves Miz another time

Stone Cold: I said HIT ME you sorry SON OF A BITCH!

Miz grits his teeth and rears back to hit Austin when suddenly, Miz clenches his fist and raises his arm. He looks as if he's going to hit Austin but he grins, out of nowhere R-Truth clotheslines Austin from behind! The fans boo as Truth and Miz begin to stomp a knocked down Austin repeatedly, Miz holds up Austin on his knee's as Truth trash talks him and slaps him in the face. Miz picks up one of the microphones and smashes him in the head with it.

[The Miz] ...Do you want to hit me?

Miz taunts Austin as he's on the mat hurt, Miz punches Austin in the head.

[The Miz] I SAID DO YOU WANT TO HIT ME?!

Miz throws down the microphone, Truth picks up Austin. Austin staggers on his feet and then Truth kicks Austin in the gut and hits him with a Stone Cold Stunner! The Miz raises his arms as Truth hits it but the fans continue to boo. Austin is down on the mat, Miz stares at Austin and repeatedly shouts “WHAT?!” over and over. Truth picks up a microphone.

[R-Truth] Y'all see that?! Lil' Stevey' just got GOT!

[The Miz] And that's... AWESOME!

Miz and Truth throw down their microphones as they mock Austin, they get out of the ring and head to the back as a commercial begins to play.

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Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Rey Mysterio

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Austin gets to his feet as the ref raises his hand and he demands a mic. He paces around before speaking

Stone Cold: As you can see, despite some lilly-livered

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: Badly dressed

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: Jackasses attempts to knock ole Steve down a peg or two, I’m still standing. Now if you two cowards think you got the best of me, you got another thing comin! This ain’t over, not by a long shot Jack and that’s the bottom line cause Stone Cold Said So!

Austin throws down the mic and leaps up to each turnbuckle raising his hands in the air as his music blares and we fade to commercials

[JR:]
We welcome you back here on XWL Breakdown, and my, what a confrontation that was between Stone Cold and The Awesome Truth, as well as that match between Austin and Mysterio!

[King:]
I’m just glad Cody got out of the ring before that idiot Foley could stick that disgusting nasty sweatsock down his mouth!

[JR:]
I hope Cody gets what’s coming to him, in all honesty. But anyways, coming up in our ma…



[King:]
Well, here comes another man who Mick Foley damn sure doesn’t like! But me? I love what Hero’s done these last few weeks!

[JR:]
I can’t say I agree with you, King. Hero’s acted like a complete horse’s ass since he came to XWL back in July of this year!

(*Hero demands for a microphone, so XWL ring announcer Justin Roberts hands Hero his.*)

[Hero:]
Mick Foley, I have had enough! I’m sick and tired of either being booked against losers like Sin Cara, or not even being booked at all! This is a disgrace! I’m sick of not being able to feed my family because your fat ass won’t pay me! I’m sick of The Rock or Dwayne or whatever going around getting millions upon millions of dollars to show his ass and parade around calling everyone and their mother a monkey’s anus or a jabroni or whatever. That shit was funny back in 1999, but it’s 2011 now. It’s gotten old, and it’s aged like milk. It’s gotten more and more sour every week. Sure, the guy’s a house of fire with unlimited charisma, but the problem is Mick, you’re not giving the chance to the guys who have unlimited…potential.

[Hero:]
Guys like me, Cody Rhodes, Tyson Kidd, The Brian Kendrick, hell, you’re too busy giving in to that crazy bitch Mickie James to realize she’s a threat to the livelihood of the greatest XWL Diva today, Layla! She tried to do exactly what she did to Candice Michelle all those years ago! Do you really think that’s good for business, Mick!? You don’t see that what you feel is so great for business is a threat to the careers and lives of the superstars, the wrestlers that bust their asses to get on pay-per-views, or for me, to even be put in a decent match on Breakdown! Cody Rhodes nearly quit and went to another organization because of how oblivious you are, Mick!

(*The crowd boos and chants “We want Rocky!”*)

[Hero:]
Yeah, you and Jolly Old Saint Mick. Mick, it’s time to hang up the plaid flannel shirts and old sweatsocks. I’ve told you countless times, either stop sticking your head up Rocky’s ass, and giving him those “backstage favors”, or I’ll be glad to hit enough Rolling Elbows on your fat head to put you into a fucking coma. I’ve had enough of this horseshit, Foley. I want you to tell me that you’ll do what’s best for your superstars and actually showcase the in ring talent of these guys instead of having them get fed to Rock or Evan or whoever else every week! I’m giving you until the end of the show to come up with your response, and it better be the one I’m hoping for.

(*Hero tosses the mic down, then climbs out of the ring and storms up the ramp as we cut to a commercial break.*)

[JR:]
Well, you have to think Foley will finally make a response regarding Chris Hero’s demands earlier tonight.

[King:]
I hope Foley does what Hero wants, because it’s about time actual talent was showcased on this show!

(*As Foley comes down, several security members and road agents trail behind him as some fans actually begin to boo the owner of XWL.*)

[Foley:]
Well, first off, I’m glad you all have had a great time tonight here in Manchester, England!

(*Foley does his classic thumbs up with a huge smile as most of the fans cheer for the classic cheap pop.*)

[Foley:]
Now then, onto the demands given to me by Chris Hero earlier in the night. Quite frankly, I don’t give a damn about what Chris Hero has to say. But, I guess I should let him speak his mind. Chris, just get your ass out here.



[Hero:]
Foley, I knew you wouldn’t bother listening. You’re too busy playing favorites with The Rock and all the other big time players to let the new talent “invade” your precious show. It’s almost like you’re trying to build up some type of army to keep us from showing our skills. Well you know what, Mick. I’m glad you are. Because I’m sure there are plenty of guys in the back just like me who are willing to fight for our chance. Guys like Tyson Kidd, Alex Shelley, you know, guys who busted their ass to find their success, and you’ve just pushed them further and further down until they can’t take it anymore.

[Foley:]
Just get on with this. I have actual business to attend to, Chris.

[Hero:]
Like what, stocking up at Krispy Kreme? You know, I know a girl who knows a guy who could probably get you Krispy Kreme for life, if you really want. But anyway, in all seriousness Mick, it’s fucking pathetic that you choose to keep one or two guys who’ve made their stardom happy over about 6 or 7 guys who are trying to push through the ranks. So you might make Dwayne mad by giving Tyson Kidd or Cody Rhodes a title shot? Who gives a fuck? Is it worth causing Cody to go to SOOL? Is it really worth losing six or seven guys…to SOOL?

[Foley:]
I’ve told everyone in that locker room, do not mention that name or it will result in serious consequences!

[Hero:]
Alright then. SOOL! SOOL! SOOL! SOOL! SOOL! SOOL! Fuck you, Mick Foley! There’s not a fucking thing you can do to stop Chris Hero from killing your shitty company! SOOL! SO…

(*Hero’s mic is suddenly cut off, but you can still hear Hero shouting the forbidden name.*)

[Foley:]
That’s it! Chris Hero, your contract is officially TERMINATED! You’re FIRED! Now get the hell out of my arena!

(*Security sprints up the ramp and puts Chris Hero in handcuffs, Hero still shouting SOOL as he’s pushed through the curtain.*)

[Foley:]
Let that display be a reminder to everyone in the back. Whoever mentions that name on this show will officially be suspended indefinitely, without pay! Good night!

(*Foley slams the mic down, causing it to bounce out of the ring as he angrily walks up the ramp, sans his music as we head to our final commercial before the main event.*)