*XWL begins the show with their usual entrance with a parade of fireworks.*
J.R: Welcome to yet another exciting week of XWL Breakdown. We are just under 2 weeks from XWLs PPV 'Eye for an Eye', but for now we focus on the matchs we have for you tonight. I'm here with my broadcast partner, Hall Of Famer Jerry 'The King' Lawler. King.
Lawler: Thank you J.R. What awesome matchs we have for you tonight ladies and gentleman. We will see 'The nest Big Thing' Brock Lesnar take on 'One Man Rockband' Heath Slater in a one falls match. And as well as the main event! A 6-Man Tag match featuring Evan Bourne and Batista taking on MVP and Tyson Kidd.
J.R: Indeed King. What a match that will be. But now we prepare to hear The Charismatic Enigma Jeff Hardy before he takes on 'The Breakdown Delight' John Morrison.
*Camera cuts to the titantron where Jeff's music hits*
*The crowd is in a frenzy of boo's awaiting for Jeff Hardy to come out*
*Seconds pass and he's no where to be seen, until the lights dim and his face to soon appear on the titantron*
Jeff: So, all you people, no YOU Hypocrit's think I'd waste my time coming out to see all of your pathetic faces? Well guess again. I don't have time to comeout and dance like some idiot and give those whiney brats high fives. And no its not about the money. You see. Its about being the best, and well... I already am the best in this company. But yet I'm not in the main even or the World Champion. Instead they have fools like Evan Bourne whos exciting high flying action is only a small portion to what I can do! And Batista? He couldn't wrestle his way out of a wet paper bag! Sure hes beaten the greats like Undertaker, Randy Orton, & Triple H. But hey so have I, and I did it with an actual reason. Not to just 'intimidate' or make myself look like a stupid 'Animal'. And that brings me to people like John Cena & Randy Orton.
Jeff: John Cena. Mr 'Hustle, Loyalty, & respect'. What kind of phrase is that? What happened to the 'Dr of Thuganomics'? You say you'll never back down, never give up, and always come out as champion. Quite frankly I'm sick of people like you! Cos you know why? Cos ITS A LOAD OF BS!! Come one John. You and I know that this isn;t the real you. The real you is and will always be the wannabe trash talking, little white punk ass kid, who wishes he could rap a beat. Not this 'Superman' guy that everyone likes. Lets face it John! Everyone was right when they called you a phoney. Do you realise what all the little kids and over aged divorced moms who have no lifes, would think if they saw the real you? Well it would be pretty at all Cena. Now Randy. I should have to go out on you, cos your ring work as of late says it all. You've become like 'Superman' Cena whose repetative and always has a way to comeout with the win after being beat down. But I'm done wasting my time with low life's like you two.
Jeff: John Morrison. You honestly think I or anyone is impressed with your flashy entrance or attire? No, a matter of fact it sickens me. You were such a great competitor back i your days eith your possy Joey Mercury & Melina. Back when you were known as Johnny Nitro and not John Morrison. I'm not sure what I should call you... John Morrison, Johnny Nitro, or the punk who sold out and became a leech by joining those discusting people who dare to call themselves fans? Either way John, you dream to be a World Champion like the greats. But you can never taste that dream. You know why? Cos like John Cena and these fans, you are a no good phoney who thinks being 'the good guy' will get you some where. Well it Won't, so you better step your game up, cos when you step in the ring with 'The Charismatic Enigma', flashy moves won't get you the victory. Not even sheer force will, cos I'm the 'Anti-Christ' of Professional Wrestling!
Jeff: I admit that I was like you once, but unlike you I WAS able to become a 2x time World Heavywight Champion and 1x WWE champion. So before you say what you're going to do to me and say how I was a sell out and other shit like that. Just remember who has tasted several World title reigns here. I like you also started out in the tag division. But look at my success as a single competitor to your success. You will see that my accomplishments out shine any of your. I've been in a few of the TLC matchs, which me and my brother along with E&C made tha match. I've had possibly the best match in my career with Undertaker back in 2002 for the Undisputed title in a Ladder match, and I may have lost, but I gained the respect of the Deadman. Which is something rarely given. You see everything I do will always be better then what you ever hope to do. So when you come out to the ring to face me, you better bring your A game, cos I promise you that I will take you to the absolute limit. So don't dissapoint me, or there will be consiquences.
Jeff: I always here people saying how good you are in the ring, but so far I haven't seen anything interesting. Poeple think its amazing what you can do. What you fail to realise is, I have been doing thos flashy techniques way before you could lace up a boot. Your Starship Pain is an incredible move, but not as incredible as the Swanton Bomb. If you do manage to beat me, well then good for you, cos you'd have to enjoy it while it lasts. Which won't be long. You better not complain that your body hurts AFTER I beat you, cos that will show me that you are a pathetic worm who shouldn't Be wrestling. I've been in this business for over 14 years and each week, day in day out, I am putting my body in danger. Doing stunts like jumping from 30ft in the air to flying into flaming tables. Stuff which you wish you could do. If you would have stuck with Joey & Melina, then you could have been something, but no you thought you were ready to take the road to becoming a world champion and you haven't even come close to winning one.
Jeff: So many Superstars/Divas have a Dream or its their desteny to become a champion and one day face many great wrestlers. But all of that is nothing more than a fantasy. Every one of them fantasize in their own little world about becoming a top competitor like Me. But Another me is what there will never be! Dreaming & Destiny is for the week minded, cos you never know what obsticle awaits you or how you plan to get around it. Someone like me never relied on destiny or a simple dream. Instead I trained and busted my ass off to get the things I wanted. Everything is nothing but a blur and with every dream or destiny, there is bound to be a Twist Of Fate.
*Jeff begins to laugh with a grim look as Breakdown heads into a commercial*
Jeff Hardy... Expecting good things from a big name like Jeff Hardy, like I said on Redemption, expecting big things from you based on your past promos!... 5/10 John Morrison... Well one of my all time favorites so I might be a little bias , but have enjoyed the past promos and will be interesting to see you promo against someone you know so well in Hardy. Expecting another great Jomo promo seeing as im a Mofo lol... 7/10 Match.... Can't wait to see Morrison vs. Hardy, especially since Vice used to be Jeff. Also both of you are great promoers and both Jeff and Morrison are great in ring competitors to watch...7/10
TheKrzyOne Main Eventer
Posts : 2282 Likes : 107 Join date : 2011-04-05 Age : 13
[An image of a phoenix appears on the titantron and the bird is shown flapping its wings and flying around the screen until it’s suddenly engulfed by flames. A horrifying screech is heard as the bird is burned alive, and the fire itself gets bigger until it covers the entire screen. A hole opens up in the middle of the flames and grows wider and once it’s wide enough, a video replay is shown of the conclusion of the Xtreme Title Match.]
[As Chris Sabin holds up the Xtreme Championship, flames appear and cover the screen once again. The flames continue to cackle, but then the weirdest of things begins to happen. The fire begins shift and takes the form of letters until it spells:]
[The letters disassemble and then combine to form a big ball of fire. The same screech from earlier can be heard, but it seems to be coming from a distance. Then out of the fire returns the phoenix and it flies away with the flames trailing behind it. Blackness is all that remains once the fire is gone, and the voice of Alex Shelly can be heard speaking as a tribute/hype up video begins to play in the background.]
{Shelley} I have been through the fire but I have not been burned. Because admitting to being burned would be admitting to being defeated, and admitting to defeat is something that Alex Shelley just does not do. Like the phoenix I will rise through the flames and return as if I’ve been reborn, except I won’t be any different than before. This isn’t Alex Shelley 2.0, and I’m not going to run around like an ass trying to set people on fire. Nothing can top the original me… you can’t improve what’s already top notch. How can Alex Shelley possibly get any better than he is right now? My star already shines brighter than all the rest, it’s almost blinding at this point. People have to look at me with sunglasses on, and then I laugh at them because who seriously wears sunglasses inside? The Rock, Zack Ryder, The Black Pope, Desmond Wolfe, they’ve all caught a glimpse of my talent and have realized what my fans, the people’s whose support have never wavered through thick and thin, already knew from day one: Alex Shelley is the real deal.
I’ve mastered so many different crafts and styles of wrestling that it’s a damn shame and a little disturbing that people still dare to overlook and underrate me just because I haven’t been as mainstream for as long as their heroes like Super Cena and Hurricane. But I’m slowly getting there. Day by day I learn a little bit of this, and a little bit of that and on a really good day a little bit of this and that and it almost seems destined that you will idolize and love me the way you do the rest. The affection of the people is what I crave the most. There’s nothing like the rush of the fans screaming ‘This is wrestling’, or ‘Sexy Shelley’ it gives you that natural high that who could only get otherwise by hanging out with the likes of Jeff Hardy of RVD.
I’ve wrestled in America, America’s Hat, America’s Pants and places far away from America to get better at what I do, so that when I finally got to a place like XWL I would be best thing the company had to offer. You don’t get window seats flying coach by being a nobody. I went out there and left it all in the ring, and if I felt the fans weren’t satisfied I went back out there and left a little more. I have the technical prowess that makes the likes of Kurt Angle and Jack Swagger look like amateurs. I even outdo myself sometimes and that’s saying something. I can do the ground game and work a limb,
throw on a submission,
a little brawling and striking even,
etcetera,
and when all else fails, I can fly baby!
Listen, I can do it all in the ring and then some, so don’t go thinking you’ve seen everything I’ve had to offer, because then I’ll have to go and prove you wrong and the last thing I’d want to do is bruise any egos. Last week I lost my title, but I didn’t lose my drive or the hunger to succeed that has pushed me past my limits multiple times and made me the competitor that I am today. Am I upset about losing to Chris Sabin? Hell no. The nickname ‘Technical Messiah’ wasn’t bestowed upon me so I can waste my prime years wrestling in gimmick matches. Right now I’m 28th on the Intercontinental championship rankings but if you take 28 and divide by two then subtract 7, that’s how many days it’ll take me to return and correct what can only be a mistake. Alex Shelley has never come 28th in his life, and I’ll be damned if I start now.
Don’t mistake my confidence for cockiness, don’t confuse my in ring abilities as something you can see anywhere else. Alex Shelley is one of a kind and unlike the rest, and that’s why the people love me. My name is Alex Shelley and I’ve been through the fire, but you can rest assured that my looks are still intact.
Wow.. I'm not an Alex Shelly follower so I didn't know what to expect seeing as this is the first Shelly promo I've ever read. I really liked the gimmick you are using as him, just like the Chavo promos the writing was great and some of the lines you used were amazing. I'm glad that you focused on Shelly's persona and gimmick rather then his past. I know that Shelly is number 28 now, but I won't be surprised if he moves his way up in no time.. but he'll have to get past Cannon first!!! ... 7/10
TheKrzyOne Main Eventer
Posts : 2282 Likes : 107 Join date : 2011-04-05 Age : 13
*Our Cameras head to the parking lot, and it shows Randy Orton ariving at the Arena* *Scott Stanford approaches Randy Orton* [Scott Stanford] Randy, you are aware that Mick Foley gave you the night off tonight? [Randy Orton] I am aware.. and in a way I'm thankful. Over the past few month, I've encountered the toughest battle of my life with Wade Barrett, and my body is a wreck. Crashing through the top of that Hell in a cell then going through a brutal match the night after.. I'm 2 week away from defending my title against 5 other men, inside another brutal match known as the Elimination Chamber. Them 5 men are 5 of the best and most deserving contenders for my title. So tonight, I get to just rest up.. let my injury's heal ahead of what will be the toughest match of my career. I'm here tonight to just simply get a closer look at my opponents for Eye For An Eye. [Randy Orton] If I want to retain this title, I have to survive past 5 other men. But has I've shown against Wade Barrett, Whatever you throw at me I will fight back, There is NOTHING that can keep me down,and if any of them men want to take away my title.. they'll have to kill me just to get it. The other 5 men in that chamber are all in there for a reason, It's not going to by easy but I promise I'm going to walk out victorious. I already have win over Wade Barrett and Desmond Wolfe and They are the two biggest threats in that chamber. Last week was only a preview of what will happen inside that Chamber. If I have to hit a RKO on each and everyone of them then so be it. I will do whatever it take to walk of Eye for an eye still the intercontinental champion. Now if you'll excuse me.. I'm going to just go backstage, put my feet up and watch the show.
*Breakdown fades to a video package for Breakdown' Diva.. Kaitlyn*
Bang Main Eventer
Posts : 1897 Likes : 40 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 33 Location : Truth or Consquences, New Mexico
***As Breakdown continues, Mean Gene Okerlund is stood by backstage***
Gene Okerlund: Ladies and Gentlemen, last week we witnessed the XWL debut of the Macho Man Randy Savage, and tonight marks his in-ring debut against Big Sexy Kevin Nash. And right now I'm lucky enough to be able to get a few words from the man himself. Macho Man Randy Savage.
***Macho Man walks onto the set on the left hand side***
Randy Savage: Mean Gene Okerlund, the meanest man this side of the Mississippi. The pleasure is all yours. The Macho Man is in the building, yeah.
Gene Okerlund: Now Macho, last week you made your return to wrestling, in making your debut appearance in XWL, in what could go down as one of the more surprising debuts in a long long time, and it got everyone talking.
***As Mean Gene is talking Randy Savage cuts him off***
Randy Savage: That there, is what the experts call Macho Madness, yeah, everyone was talking about it, and rightfully so. And everything I said was the truth, because the Macho Man will not, and can not lie. Because that just isn't right. You feel me?
***Before Gene can even respond, Macho cuts him off again***
Randy Savage: The spotlight stays on top of ME, Mean Gene, you can have it back when I'm done with it. Now as I was saying, yeah, after my appearance last week, everyone was coming up to me, and welcoming me to the XWL, and talking about how I changed the game. Then one little punk came up to me, thinking he was funny, like a Chameleon.
Gene Okerlund: A Chameleon?
Randy Savage: A funny guy, with all the jokes.
Gene Okerlund: A comedian?
Randy Savage: That's what I just said. And the spotlight can go back on me now. As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, this little punk came up to me, and said "What up Mach?", as if I wouldn't get the reference. And then he chuckled, so what I did Mean Gene, was I took that little punk by the scruff of his neck, and I told him exactly what is up. Do you know what's up Gene?
Gene Okerlund: Well I can't think off the top of my head, and there's a lot of things.
Randy Savage: That's exactly what I told him. I told him "Kid, a lot of things are up, but the main thing is the top of the ladder, yeah and where does that ladder take you too, the Intercontinental heavyweight championship of the world, yeah. And that's exactly where I'm going, TO THE TOP! The top of the XWL, and no punk kid like him in going to stop me, yeah, then I sent him on his way knowing exactly what is up. And this week, what's up is the Macho Man's debut match.
Gene Okerlund: Well as you did just mention it is your XWL debut match tonight, as you go one on one with...
***The Macho Man lifts up a newspaper and begins reading it***
Gene Okerlund: What are you doing?
Randy Savage: Oh nothing, I'm just reading the newspaper, YEAH.
Gene Okerlund: This is kind of a bad time, we're right it the middle of an interview.
Randy Savage: I know it's not the best of times, Mean Gene, but this isn't just any kind of newspaper. Do you know what this paper is?
Gene Okerlund: Jee, I don't know, Randy, doesn't it say on the...
Randy Savage: YESTERDAYS NEWS! It's yesterdays news, the news of the days gone by.
Gene Okerlund: Why are you reading yesterdays news?
Randy Savage: Just looky here, look at all these headlines, this one right here, right in the corner underneath the story about a monkey playing guitar. It's about Kevin Nash. And that's just where he's going to stay. Irrelevant, in the past, irrelevant in the today too, yeah. But that's not all. Look at this page too, Wade Barrett, former Intercontinental heavyweight champion of the world, yeah, what's he doing here, I thought he had a big match coming up at the P P V, but I guess it's just a big cover up, as he steadily goes the way of Kevin Nash, along with his friends Daniel Bryan, Desmond Wolfe, Daniels and Heath Slater, plunging into the abyss of the yesteryear, with the Macho Man making his way to the very top, yeah.
***Savage begins flipping through the pages, before he stops near the middle***
Randy Savage: Looky, looky here, if it isn't Lucky Lucky Cannon, oh yeah, you have to be pretty damn lucky to be named Lucky. But will Lucky's luck run out, before he lucks his way to the title? Only time will tell, but it won't really matter, but the Macho Man will be waiting right around the corner, yeah, so even if he does mange to win the title, his dreams won't last for too long, as the Macho Man will get his own way, and he will become the champion. But first there's the champion of today, Randy Keith Orton, Intercontinental heavyweight champion of the world, yeah, but enough about them that's all yesterday's news. And I'll tell you what I'm going to do, I'm going to take yesterdays newspaper, and roll it up small and tight and throw it out into the trash where it belongs, yeah.
***Mach rips up the paper and brings out a new paper***
Randy Savage: AND this here is today’s news, and looky here at the headlines, Macho Man Randy Savage, yeah, makes his XWL debut, Macho Man Randy Savage, changes the game in XWL, Macho Man, Macho Man, Macho Man. Everybody’s talking about the Macho Man, and rightly so. I am the true definition of Macho and that cannot be denied, and everybody talking about Macho Man and the XWL just proves how right I was to come here.
***Macho Man tears the newspaper in half letting page by page fall onto the floor***
Randy Savage: Because I AM the greatest superstar in the world today. And I AM the future Intercontinental heavyweight champion of the world. Now you may think, infact I know that you're thinking that, but I know that, and I know that you know that I know that. But you don't know is that somebody else knows that too.
Gene Okerlund: Who is it?
Randy Savage: Mick Foley, yeah, he's the one that brought me here. He understands the Macho Man. He knows the XWL fans are ready for a dose of Macho Madness, and only he had to power to make it happen, yeah, he didn't want too at first, but I made him. I told Mick, that his show Breakdown is getting stale, a bit ridiculous, and I know a thing or two about being ridiculous, and that's something Breakdown can't afford to be, but the Macho Man can afford to be. And with Macho Man Randy Savage as the face of Breakdown, it will ensure that the beat will go on in the XWL, and it will beat faster and better then before YEAH!.
Randy Savage: And speaking about beating, now I'm looking directly into the videoscopia, and I can tell you exactly what I'm going to do tonight, yeah. I'm going to put the beat on Big Daddy Cool, and then I will the biggest coolest daddy the XWL has ever seen. And THENNN I will be one step in the right direction heading straight to the TOP. All the way to space With the Intercontinental heavyweight championship of the world. And everything else will be stuck in newspapers just like that one on the floor, in the past, yeah. Everyone will just be a grain in the sand in the desert, and I AM the entire desert, yeah. And the future Intercontinental heavyweight champion. And I've got the champagne on ice for later, after I celebrate my victory over Kevin Nash.
Gene Okerlund: Champagne? What kind?
Randy Savage: It doesn't...nothing matters, yeah. Nothing matters but the Macho Madness, and it's gaining momentum and where is it going to go? Straight to the top! through time, all the way to 2020, and then past that, all the way through space, into the twilight zone, yeah.
***Savage pauses for a second running his hand through his beard, before continuing***
Randy Savage: And Kevin Nash has got no chance does he? Because I am the greatest wrestler that ever lived, THE NUMBER 1 wrestler in XWL, you can tell Rocky that and you can tell the Intercontinental heavyweight champion that.
***Savage leaves the set leaving Mean Gene alone***
Gene Okerlund: That was Macho Man Randy Savage, and now it's time to go...
***Macho Man re-enters the set pointing at Gene Okerlund, shouting***
Randy Savage: The Macho Man is coming for them, YEAH!
***Macho Man leaves the set once again, as Breakdown heads to a commercial***
Kevin Nash... Haven't seen a Nash promo yet but from what I've seen from your Henry ones your at least putting effort into your promos. Don't let other people's hate bring you down, you can't help it if you're not a great promoer yet, but you can help how much effort you put into promoing and I've seen you trying so keep up the.. maybe not good, but hard work!...1/10 Randy Savage... I enjoyed the debut promo last week. I don't know Randy Savage really since I am a rather new pro-wrestling fan (started watching in Dec. 2010) So it's interesting to see a promo from someone famous as Savage, but not have anything to compare it to... 6.7/10 Match... Meh, tbh not too excited about the match, mostly excited about the individual promos... 1/10
Randy Savage Promo...
I enjoyed this promo as much as the last one. Having you talk about the IC title was kinda meh imo since that's what everyone (including me as Cannon) does with their newly picked characters. Although I did like the way you said it. Especially liked the fact that you only briefly mentioned Wofle, Slater, and some of the other EC competitors but further explained your feelings about Orton and Wade.... AND CANNON!!! Looky, looky here, if it isn't Lucky Lucky Cannon, oh yeah, you have to be pretty damn lucky to be named Lucky. But will Lucky's luck run out, before he lucks his way to the title? Only time will tell, but it won't really matter, but the Macho Man will be waiting right around the corner, yeah, so even if he does mange to win the title, his dreams won't last for too long, as the Macho Man will get his own way, and he will become the champion. The yesterdays news thing was very clever also, this promo exceeded my expectations... 7.2/10
Orton promo...
Was well written, explained how you will come out victorious. Nice little promo and am thinking that Orton will surprise us later on and do more then just sit back and watch the show like he said he would ... 4.5/10
-After the match is done, Cara get's up, and is approached by Josh Matthews for a interview-
Josh Matthews
Excuse me here, Cara, if you are able to speak, many of us are wondering what you think of this rough loss, and how do you plan to bounce back from it? And also, what are you thoughts on the future of XWL?
Sin Cara
Josh, I feel sad about my loss tonight, but I also feel happiness because I feel that me and Suicide have proven what we a capable of here tonight. Now I must say, the future looks bright for me here in XWL, and now I must call for Suicide and I would like for him to talk.
-Matthews turns to Suicide and puts a mic in his face-
Suicide
You are right Cara your future is bright here in XWL. But your future can be even brighter if you team up with me. Together we can show everyone what we can do as a tag team. Also we could possibly bring the tag team titles to XWL. So what do you say Cara do you want to team up with me and make the most exciting tag team of all time here in XWL? Think about it we can be a force to be reckoned with.
-Josh Matthews goes back to Sin Cara-
-Cara begins to wonder out, as he thinks about Suicide's offer-
Sin Cara
Ok, Suicide, you have a deal.
-Cara leaves the ring as his music begins to play-
{{Expectations}} Edit: (Remember I did these at the start of the show before anyone promoed
Sin Cara... Well this is your first week as Cara, I saw a Aries promo last week from you so are hoping you will find a way to promo as Cara as well...1/10 Suicide... Haven't seen a Suicide promo yet... 0/10 Match... Will be fun to see these two masked highflyers (i think that Suicide is idk though) go against each other... 6/10
Joint Cara, Suicide Promo...
Seeing as the only reason that he's speaking English in WWE is cause it's Hunico and I think they are going to do an impostor storyline. So unless you're doing that too I'm kinda meh about it, but whatever, I guess it goes along with what Brandon did with Cara in the past. Was kind of short but being two high flyers you don't really need much mic time just in ring time. I like the teaming and am hoping that these high flyers can bring some fun to the tag division, or lack there of ... 2.3/10
P.R Son Legend
Posts : 6977 Likes : 97 Join date : 2011-02-03 Age : 31
as Breakdown comes back from an advert Santino's theme starts **he enters the arena** **he begins to speak**
Santino: "Now for those of you who don't know me my name's Santino Marella. Last week there must of been a booking error because i was put in a match against M.V.P. Now i'ma no expert but isn't he considered one of the best peoples in all of XWL. So clearly he was expecting an easy night. However i did mange to hit a couple of moves"
**he then looks at the tron**
Santino: "Anyways thatsa the past now i will look into the future well mine at least. Tonight i have a match against Mayon Ryan a strong son of ma gun but fortunatly for me he could not fight his way out of a wet sack made ot of paper. He will not be a weiner against me because i'ma gonna beat him stupid or at least i would but i think some one already beat me to it. But it doesn't matter how strong you are as i've proved many times before my arrival here in XWL. What's that you say ? show us ?. Well okay lucky for you guys i brought some footage with me"
**he looks at the tron**
Santino "Anyways now that you have seen what i can do i should hope that Mick Foley will put me against real wrestlers not someone who just got rejected from the 2011 steroid olympics for taking too many!!. In the weeks following tonight all of my matches will end in the same way with a COBRA!!!"
**as he leaves the camera fades into a hype package for Breakdown's Brock Lesner**
{{Expectations}} Santino... I haven't seen a promo yet from you so don't know what to expect. Santino defiantly has a lot of potential to make great promos as though... 1/10 Mason Ryan... You haven't promoed as Mason yet, and your past promos as Hardy have seemed kind of rushed. Hoping that you take your time on this one and make some history as Mason regardless that he is more of a power house then a promo kind of guy!...1/10 Match... This match is a David vs. Goliath match, am hoping to see some comedy from Santino like they had him do in WWE vs. Sheamus... 5.4/10
Santino Promo...
I was really glad to see a Santino promo this week! Nice use of Gifs although there are plenty of Pics out there of Santino that probably would have worked a little better. Good job using colors for the text, I would recommend centering everything though. I liked how you tried capitalizing on the way he speaks, it made it easier to hear Santino's voice, hoping you continue doing that. Overall a good first promo and hope to see your future ones improve and Santino climb the ranks with his COBRA... 3.5/10
sdogg50c Mid Card
Posts : 498 Likes : 17 Join date : 2011-08-31 Age : 27
I was really glad to see a Santino promo this week! Nice use of Gifs although there are plenty of Pics out there of Santino that probably would have worked a little better. Good job using colors for the text, I would recommend centering everything though. I liked how you tried capitalizing on the way he speaks, it made it easier to hear Santino's voice, hoping you continue doing that. Overall a good first promo and hope to see your future ones improve and Santino climb the ranks with his COBRA... 3.5/10
my pc fucked up and wiped my hard drive clean of everything including microsoft word so i won't be able to make long or rather good 1s untill i get it bak and also thnx for advice
Sam Upper Mid Card
Posts : 834 Likes : 15 Join date : 2011-04-28 Age : 28 Location : Richmond, VA
-We return and we are greeted by the intro of Maryse's theme song as her minitron spread across the stage, and the lights spread across the arena evoking a mixed reaction from the crowd-
-the emotions of the crowd erupted to a greater extent once she appeared out of the shadows walking out onto the stage. Maryse continued down the ramp as the spotlight hit her and she threw her hands in the air cockily, after a few seconds, she switched it into her "talk to the hand" pose, and kept going with that famous Maryse grin-
-Once Maryse reached the bottom of the ramp, she let her hands down to her studded corset, and unzipped it, tossing it off onto the floor behind her. Right after that came the sleeves, she pulled them off and tossed them off behind her as well before placing her knee onto the end of the apron and pulling herself up onto it. Maryse walked to the center of the apron and slipped her body through the second rope, she paused and look at the cameras, tweaking her hair, and then finally performed the signature hair flip, flashing us once again with her famous grin, and wink-
-Maryse finished her entrance, and walked over to an edge of the ring, receiving a mic from the ref and it soon became obvious this was not her match against Kaitlyn, just another arrogant speech. She toyed with her large diamond ring as she looked around the crowd and began to speak-
Eh bien, vous avez tous une mauvaise odeur. La chose drôle est que je peux vous insultent toute la nuit et aucun de vous perdants saura jamais ce que je dis.
-She paused for a brief moment to laugh, then she gained her composer and continued-
I've been telling you all for awhile now that, I will be back in the running for my Divas Championship very soon. That day has not arrived yet but I think we all know it's coming.. As most of you know, last week I teamed with Layla which was fine, I think we made a good team, no? Anyway, last week, myself and Layla beat Kelly Kelly and, Eve. Earlier that night, Layla had said something to say about Eve that I found hilarious. Let's see, what was it, oh yes, "Eve, stop making us divas look bad just because you're as sloppy inside the ring as Kelly is outside of it."
-she bent down as she laughed, and many of the fans laughed as well, but of course, the loyal face followers booed her, and the joke. She lifted her head back up fixing her hair and catching her breath-
Oh boy, that was good. But it's true tho. I mean, how many times have we seen Eve botch a moonsault, or continue dancing the same dance moves for two weeks straight when the fact is, they were old the first time she butchered them, continuing them was just pitiful. Elle est tellement retardé, je veux dire honnêtement.
The thing is, Eve is so plain and boring, I don't know why you people even like her? She has no personality, no charisma, and yet you boo me? I am the Sexiest of Sexy, a former Champion, the French-Canadian Beauty, I am Maryse. and if I wasn't?.. I would want to be. But as I've said before, back in Montreal, we have a more, sophisticated and classy beauty, you Americans just don't seem to understand that. you don't get it. But that's fine, I guess not everyone can appreciate just how sexy, I really am.
One thing you people underestimate me for, is my talent. See I am not just a pretty face, although I am a very pretty one, don't you think? But in reality I am very talented woman. I'm a former champion, what is Eve? Eve isn't even a Diva, she's just a dog. And sooner or later it's going to...
-Before Maryse could finish she was interrupted by Eve's theme song, and she dropped her mic, turning around to face the tron with her jaw dropped-
-The crowd begin to cheer as Eve makes her way out onto the stage and then heads down to the ring. She walks over to the ring announcer who hands her a mic, she then climbs through the second rope and stands only a few feet from Maryse before beginning to speak–
Eve Torres Well well well bet this is quite a surprise for you isn’t it. That face you just pulled as I came out was priceless and I bet you thought you could talk all this trash while I was all the way over on Redemption so you wouldn’t have to worry about any consequences but the fact is I asked for one more chance over here, I said I’d help my friend Kelly and that is exactly what I am going to do. You have been bullying people and pushing people around all your career and now I’m going to stand up, not just for myself but for every other diva who you have subjected to your under handing tactic somebody has to take a stand and when I was away I was actually helping in an anti bully campaign and what better way to prove my point than taking care of you.
Eve Torres Maryse did you actually call me a dog? Have you looked in the mirror recently girl…cause what I’m looking at is a big headed….blonde bimbo…skank who should just run back to whichever stripclub XWL hired her from. Now last week yeah you and Layla beat me and Kelly but the fact is you didn’t get the win, Layla got the pinfall while you sat back. You seem to think everything is just going to be handed to you, that’s not what its like here, if you want something you have to go after it and earn it, now this isn’t just you everyone has to do it, me you and every other diva in the back. Now I know that might come as a shock but you need to get out of this spoilt brat attitude and stop thinking you run the show, the fact is you don’t and if you are going to continue and keep blabbing on I have no problem slapping some sense into you right now…
Eve Torres Maryse there are always people like you who come in and just want everything and just act like spoilt little teenagers. This is the real world Maryse yeah you know i may not have the most charisma out of all the divas, i may not have the best personality but the fact is i have friends here ones i hope will stay with me forever and i also work my ass of each week to give these fans the best show they can possible get! So when people like you act so cocky and arrogant towards others it just gets me so frustrated and over the last few weeks what you've been doing to Kelly is just not acceptable and I'm making a stand, if you want to fight someone you can fight me...If i can beat a diva who is considered the monster of the divas division here then i sure as hell can beat you.
-Maryse paused looking at Eve, in shock at what she is saying, and also still that Eve is even here, she bent down and picked up her mic to continue the offensive conversation-
Excusez-moi? Do you know who I am?
-Maryse held her hand up shh'ing Eve before she could respond, causing Eve to roll her eyes-
Let me just take the time to tell you, I am a former Champion. If anyone in this business knows anything about earning things, it's me. Oh, and while you're busy working your ass off, why dont you work on those love handles as well, they look like they could use some work.
-Maryse stopped and laughed as the crowd boo'ed her and Eve got frustrated, placing her hand on her hip with a stern expression. Maryse finally got ahold of herself and perched herself against the ropes-
As I was saying, I'm a former Divas Champion, and you? I don't remember you ever winning a title, is that because the title wouldn't fit around your wide hips? Or is it because you just simply aren't as good as me?.. I think it's a little of both. Eve, maybe you should consider your own background before you try insulting mine. And you do realize that Layla only got the pin because of me, don't you? I don't think you really understand the meaning of a team Eve, or did you just forget what happened in the match because you were too busy wishing you were me? Eve, you're just a pathetic wannabe. See this?
-Maryse held up her large diamond ring, flashing it to Eve and the crowd-
You'll never have this, you can't afford it, Eve. You can't even afford to pee in a house like mine, or even smother the leather seats of one of my many cars with your fat, ass. Eve, just face it, you'll never be, as sexy or rich, as me. So keep dreaming, little doll. The thing you don't understand is, no matter how hard you try, no matter how long you, "work your ass off," you still won't be even half as talented or beautiful as me. But don't feel bad, because you're not the only one, Eve. There are many others who wish they could be like me, and walk like I walk, and they would love, to do it like I do it. So you can continue coming out here and poppin' your over-sized booty, and flipping around the ring like a monkey on steroids, but just remember, nothing you will ever do will make you as famous or talented as me. See, all of you other divas have the same problem with me, it's called jealousy, and it's so ugly. And Eve, it's all over you. But Eve, don't get me wrong, you're a very talented woman, but as I said, you're nothing to me, and to be honest, you never will be.
-Maryse took a few steps closer to Eve, as she continued, putting her hands in Eve's face and mocking her the entire time-
So Eve, is there anything else you would like to say?
-Maryse grinned that wicked grin as the crowd booed her and chanted "Eve! Eve! Eve! Eve!"-
Eve Torres Do you hear that Maryse, they are chanting my name not yours. I don’t care how big of a diamond you may have or how big of a house you have cause we all know you put yourself our there quite a bit to get most of that stuff, unlike me who likes to work for everything. Maryse you really have got to be the most stuck up diva I have ever met, I mean I’ve seen a lot of divas come and go ever since I started watching this show years ago but I have never and I mean never come across somebody like you, you really need to be put back in your place and if I have to be the one to do it well it’s my lucky day because I would like nothing better than to slap that arrogant expression off your face and then maybe, just maybe you’ll realise the whole world dosen’t resolve around Maryse.
Eve Torres Now what was that you just said about me? I’ll never be as talented as you? I’ll never mean anything to you are you saying you don’t respect me or what I do for this company? Maryse I did not see you out signing autographs on your first night back, I do not see you ever showing your appreciation to all these people who come out and cheer for us and help keep us doing what we love to do. Now anyone who dosen’t show respect towards anyone but themselves dosen’t get respect back from me so guess what Maryse, feelin’s mutual. And erm before you go mentioning about anyones hips been wide or same old dance moves I think you need to look in the mirror because that little hair flip you do got old about 3 weeks after you started doing it…
-Maryse's eyebrow raised as she stepped closer to Eve-
Wo wo wo wo wo, who do you think you are? Let me tell you, you're a nobody. A nobody. I, on the other hand, I am a former Champion, you don't talk to me like that, ok? So you just shut up, just zip it. I've earned the right to act how ever I want, but you? You haven't done anything. And I don't need to do anything for these people, what have they done for me? Did they help me get to where I am today? No. Did they win the Divas Title multiple times? No. I did. On the other hand, you show all the respect in the world to these smelly people, and look where it's gotten you. No title, no money, no handsome Million Dollar x-boyfriend, as far as I'm concerned these people have done nothing but bring you down. Oh and, no, no I don't have any respect for you, plus, you've never seen anyone like me? Of course you haven't, I am Maryse, I am The Sexiest of Sexy, one of a kind, of course you haven't. Although, I've seen far too many Divas exactly like you, Divas like, Kelly Kelly, and Kaitlyn, all of you divas that feed off of these pathetique fans, and care so much what other people think of you. See, me on the other hand, I know these people claim to hate me, but deep down, they all want to be, or be with me, even you Eve. But when you're as sexy as I am, you get used to it.
But enough of this cheap talk, you interrupted me in the middle of my speech. Allow me to show you what happens to people who interrupt moi..
-Maryse paused with a slight smirk on her face, biting down on her lips inside her mouth, and stepped up to Eve's face. She looked her in the eye for a moment as Eve showed no intimidation, then out of nowhere, Maryse stomped down on Eve's left knee, and when Eve bent down to grab her knee, Maryse slapped her across the face with her diamond ring, which echoed through the front few rows. Eve nearly fell, but before she had the time to get up and attack Maryse, Maryse kicked Eve down onto the rope and applied her knee to Eves upper back, and began choking her on the ropes-
-the ref yelled at Maryse, trying to get her off of Eve, but Maryse ignored him and shunned him with her left hand,=. Maryse removed her leg as Eve grasped at her throat, but before she could recover, Maryse ran to the other side of the ring, bounced off the ropes and slammed her hip into the side of Eve's head. As Eve just began to pick herself off the ground, Maryse irresponsibly, and typically, walked over to the side of the ropes, grasping onto the top rope with one arm, and flipped her hair drawing a few cheers from all of the boos-
-Maryse showed herself off and put her 'talk to the hand pose' into work, but by time she turned around to finish Eve, it was too late. By this time Eve had gotten up and now both divas begin to toss and turn and it turns into an all out cat fight.-
-Both Eve and Maryse begin slapping one another as security from the outside quickly get in the ring and although struggling, manage to break up the two divas, you can see both staring at each other and trying to break free of the security guards. The camera looks on at both divas and fades out to a commercial break…-
Nice Promo Sammi & Ash, nice use of pics, very descriptive, and a great way to start off Eve vs Maryse feud. Would review further but don't feel like reviewing Diva Promos, that's Sammi's job
Kyle Main Eventer
Posts : 2100 Likes : 9 Join date : 2011-01-20 Age : 36 Location : Mansfield, OH
Nice Promo Sammi & Ash, nice use of pics, very descriptive, and a great way to start off Eve vs Maryse feud. Would review further but don't feel like reviewing Diva Promos, that's Sammi's job
Nice Promo Sammi & Ash, nice use of pics, very descriptive, and a great way to start off Eve vs Maryse feud. Would review further but don't feel like reviewing Diva Promos, that's Sammi's job
She can't review her own tho, that's bias Jerry
Yeah ik but that didn't stop her last week from reviewing her Layla/Maryse promo Plus I just don't feel like reviewing diva promos in general
TheKrzyOne Main Eventer
Posts : 2282 Likes : 107 Join date : 2011-04-05 Age : 13
Nice Promo Sammi & Ash, nice use of pics, very descriptive, and a great way to start off Eve vs Maryse feud. Would review further but don't feel like reviewing Diva Promos, that's Sammi's job
She can't review her own tho, that's bias Jerry
Yeah ik but that didn't stop her last week from reviewing her Layla/Maryse promo Plus I just don't feel like reviewing diva promos in general
You like doing them tho, how, is that any different. Nah, jk, I don't care.
Nice Promo Sammi & Ash, nice use of pics, very descriptive, and a great way to start off Eve vs Maryse feud. Would review further but don't feel like reviewing Diva Promos, that's Sammi's job
She can't review her own tho, that's bias Jerry
Yeah ik but that didn't stop her last week from reviewing her Layla/Maryse promo Plus I just don't feel like reviewing diva promos in general
You like doing them tho, how, is that any different. Nah, jk, I don't care.
Cause Sammi is reviewing them and I don't feel like saying the same thing as her lol
Sable Mid Card
Posts : 314 Likes : -5 Join date : 2011-08-28 Age : 29 Location : Florida
Subject: XWL Breakdown : 9/11/2011 - 9/18/2011 
Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:01 pm
, but have enjoyed the past promos and will be interesting to see you promo against someone you know so well in Hardy. Expecting another great Jomo promo seeing as im a Mofo lol... 7/10
... 4.5/10
