*The bell rings and Morrison gets up and quickly rolls out of the ring. He walks over to the time keepers are and takes a mic. He stands next to the announcers table and begins to speak.
[[John Morrison]] "Hey, I have a question for everybody here tonight."
*The fans boo as Morrison lets out a little smirk.*
[[John Morrison]] "Come on... I haven't even asked you'all anything yet and your all ready booing me. Show some respect would you? *Morrison lowers the mic and clears his throat.* Now as I was saying. For all you little kiddies out there, this question is directed to you. How does it feel seeing Rock lose?
*Morrison pauses for a second.*
[[John Morrison]]] "Does it anger you? Fill you with rage? Make you hate me? Because you can hate me all you want but won't stop me from being me. Being myself is what's going to give me that final push to become XWL World Heavyweight Champion and as we know I'm not in the Elimination Chamber so it look's like I'll have to wait to the Monster's Bash in October."
*Morrison walks back over to the time keeper's area. He reaches back there and grabs the World Heavyweight Championship. John slides into the ring and walks over to The Rock who is still laying on the mat.*
[[John Morrison]] "Rocky... Rocky... Rocky... I'm sorry to say this but..."
*Morrison places his foot on top of Rock's chest and raises the World Heavyweight Championship in his right hand.*
[[John Morrison]] "I Brought It..."
*Morrison drops the mic and continues to hold the title high as we fade to commercial break.*
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But yeah in all seriousness Vice, Well played and congrats on the squash, i'll make sure to be drunk the next time I play you Good luck with the heel turn
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i'll make sure to be drunk the next time I play you
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown : 8/28/2011 - 9/4/2011 Sat Sep 03, 2011 8:40 am
Jerry wrote:
zander14rfc wrote:
Vice wrote:
zander14rfc wrote:
i'll make sure to be drunk the next time I play you
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown : 8/28/2011 - 9/4/2011 Sat Sep 03, 2011 8:46 am
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown : 8/28/2011 - 9/4/2011 Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:48 am
Dwayne Promo *****
Returning the favor to Zander, by reviewing this amazing promo. I know it has been said time and time again, but you are by far the best at playing The Rock (Dwayne). From his some what cheesey jokes all the way to his over the top personality and it is all portrayed by you perfectly. It does feel as though this is how The Rock would react to the situation, which makes it even better because it's as though I could hear The Rock speaking these lines in my head.
As you already picked up on, we both had a very similar layout with our promos. It makes it all the more interesting as you get the reaction from both sides, on one side you have the champion who is faced with a great challenge and the challenger who feels overlooked. Both of them reacting to the situation they find themselves in, in a some what similar way.
As per usual, this promo had me laughing. Which is no surprise as every one of your promos has me laughing hysterically. I just loved the way you went from one from one, verbally dismantling your opponents. All in all it was yet again another amazing promo from you Zander and I hope to see more. P.S, a repeat of Digital Decision is long overdue.
Favourite Line: "First up The Rock has gotta face......Justin Gabriel........Wh........Th........Fu......Who in the...........Moving on." Very bad times for Gabriel, I don't think he will ever get off easy with The Rock.
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Following the commercial break we're sent ringside to JR & King
JR: Welcome back to the show ladies and gentlemen and what a night it has been!
King: You ain't kidding JR, we've seen so many twists and turns and it all began at the start of tonight's show. Mick Foley revealed that at Eye For An Eye we will see the return of the satanic and career shortening Elimination Chamber.
JR: Talk about starting off the show with a bang, and these six individuals will have to put friendships, respect, and their personal wills aside because this match is made for the defiant and the strong.
King: You can't have any second thoughts, this match will cause pain and the choice is up to you, will it be pain inflicted on you, or will you inflict it on others.
JR: But they will do it all for the biggest prize in this industry...The XWL World Heavyweight Championship is on the line, only one man will walk out of that match. The other five will have been eliminated, bruised, and sent home with nothing but a medical bill.
King: This match was originally scrapped from this company after having two consecutive years of the Elimination Chamber. Back in February Vickie Guerrero decided against it along with the board of directors of having a third.
JR: However after the events of Supremacy, they all discussed it in a closed door meeting and everyone was in agreement that with the talent vying for a title shot, this seemed to be the perfect solution. Of course our main-event of the evening will be for the XWL World Heavyweight Championship, but earlier in the night we will have another Elimination Chamber.
King: Mick Foley feels that so many deserve a shot at this title so why not throw them in a chamber too! Desmond Wolfe, Lucky Cannon, Heath Slater, Christopher Daniels, Wade Barrett and current champion Randy Orton will all collide inside this deadly structure.
JR: Of course before Randy and Wade step inside this match they go one on one in tonight's main-event! It's unsanctioned, there are no rules, the only thing you have to do is secure a pin fall or submission and walk out the Intercontinental Champion!
King: After both men took horrific falls through the top of the hell in a cell you just have to wonder what keeps these men going. We've of course seen that exact heart from Ted DiBiase and The Rock, but before now these two had yet to show such will power. It honestly made me look at them in a completely different light. I see them as men, men who will put their physical beings on the line to be named the best.
JR: That moment at Supremacy will forever haunt my mind, seeing those two fall to their assumed death was just unreal. You know something like that is possible, but you never expect it...That right there showed everyone in the back that the Hell In A Cell is a career and life threatening match.
King: I can't wait until the main-event though, Randy Orton defending his title in an unsanctioned match just has me giddy with excitement! You know those two will do anything and everything to put away the other, so the question we've got to ask ourselves, who wants it the most?
JR: It's a question we will not only ask those two, but every participant in the Elimination Chambers in four weeks.
King: Yes and now onto the World title chamber paticipa....
Before he can continue the titantron shows Ted DiBiase Jr. watching The Rock's segment from earlier in the show.
JR: Um, did Redemption accidentally send their feed here?
King: It sure looks that way...
The fans in attendance cheer and Ted notices this and acts surprised as he smiles.
Ted DiBiase: Hello there everybody on Breakdown! How are ya tonight?
More cheers follow.
Ted DiBiase: So here I was backstage at Redemption, gearing up for my match later on, icing my wounds from this past Sunday, and all while I kept hearing from some close friends, which I'll mind you there aren't very many people over here that like me. It's hard to believe right? I mean who couldn't love this face...But I'm getting off-topic. I heard that my buddy The Rock addressed me so I immediately rushed over to the nearest monitor and replayed what he said. He ended it all by telling everybody in the Elimination Chamber match, to just bring it! So I thought, what better way to bring it, than by bringing it live from Redemption to Breakdown VIA Satellite!
A huge pop from the fans in attendance then sounds.
Ted DiBiase: Gosh there's so many things to say though ya know? Like I could tell you something shocking right now...So shocking that you and everyone in the world would not believe! Okay, are you ready for it? ....Did you know that other superstars exist besides CM Punk & The Rock?! Crazy isn't it? Surely I can't be serious, I mean the world revolves around those two, CM Punk mainly right? The guy is the "best" in the world! He's been calling out The Rock for months now, is it determination, or is that the only way he can be relevant? Now don't get me wrong he's an incredible talent, and that guy throws pipebombs like no other, but is it me, or is he a little bit on the concided side?
The camera pans out showing the cheering fans in their seats watching the titantron.
Ted DiBiase: I should be more respectful though , shouldn't I? He is after all the "King" of XWL. Like he made a choice to talk about me earlier here tonight, saying that I haven't proven anything. That for months until now I've done nothing, and you know what you're a little bit right, losing to Wade wasn't my brightest hour, but hey at least I've actually done something until you got a little too stalkerish with The Rock. Started out your career here on top, became World Champion, did nothing for a year, became world champion, did nothing for a year, seeing a pattern here? You were this amazing World Champion, oh wait, both of your reigns both only lasted a month! Yet you can't seem to understand why all this big talk is just laughed at by some and ignored by others? Hey I've got a fun fact for ya Punk, did you know both of your reigns combined, are still not longer than The Rock's current title reign? Doesn't that say something?
More cheers follow with Ted slightly grinning after his last remark.
Ted DiBiase: Maybe I'm being a bit harsh, but hey Punk doesn't care so why should I? If I've got to give out cold hard facts to get my point across then I gladly will. I don't have championship reigns here, and that is something I aspire to have, but at least I'm here one hundred percent every week! You either see interacting with the fans, or putting on a five star rivalry with superstars such as Wade Barrett and The Undertaker. In fact I've done more all year than you have Punk, you were this voiceless voice of the voiceless, kind of redundant isn't it? You want to go around acting like it's a conspiracy that your match isn't one on one with The Rock? You honestly cannot be serious in thinking that you deserve a one on one over so many others. While you have your reasons, I have mine, but I'm done talking about myself for the moment, I'm going to do something neither you nor The Rock did, you both want each other so badly, so why don't you get a room at the motel 6 down the road while I speak about why the other participants namely Justin Gabriel and Chris Jericho also deserve their chance.
A mixed reception follows with some fans agreeing waiting for Ted to continue, while some boo Ted for his motel 6 remark.
Ted DiBiase: Chris Jericho is a man I respect, but do not like. But that does not take away from what he has done, he calls himself the best in the world at what he does and in many ways he is. While his decisions to turn his back on all of you has angered me, he's incredible inside that ring. He puts his all into every match and is here at every show. Justin Gabriel came into XWL as a random nobody. Then at my expense he made his first impact, he aligned with Wade Barrett. Most saw him as nothing more than a side kick, someone who would never accomplish anything. But just months later he became the United States Champion! Since then he's gotten numerous upsetting victories, and he's made his mark. All year he's been here, he's done something. Chris Jericho has also been here, he's done something, before his World title ascension he tore it up with The Miz for several months. These men, love them or hate them, have been here! They've addressed you fans in some shape or form, they've put their all in matches, and gained accomplishments along the way.
Ted DiBiase: They didn't just sit on their asses for most of this year and the previous year. Just like myself they have been HERE! They've endured the road traveling, the red eye flights, the lost luggage, the injuries, but not a single one of them ever stopped doing what they love and are so well at. So CM Punk, when you go around acting like you're the only thing that exists, you need to take notice of superstars that aren't you! Is CM Punk versus The Rock going to be an explosive one on one when it happens? It sure as hell will be, everyone will watch intently and sit on the edge of their seat with every near fall, but don't think for second that the world title revolves around you two. There are other dream matches, there are always going to be others deserving of a chance, so for you to belittle every challenge put in front of you in four weeks, is quite pathetic! You're not the best, Chris Jericho is not the best, Alberto Del Rio is not the best, Justin Gabriel is not the best, and I am not the best. You want to know who currently is? The man that has the World Heavyweight Championship, Until that belt leaves his hands, he is the best!
A massive pop from audience then sounds with everyone agreeing with Ted's last line and praise of The Rock.
Ted DiBiase: So instead of going around bitching and moaning just because it's not what you wanted, you need to be grateful you're even in the damn match! Be thankful that management actually gave you a World Heavyweight Championship match, don't pick apart every little thing and make it out be a conspiracy against you. The fact is, others deserved shots, and others are getting those shots. I wanted a one on one with The Rock too, but you don't see me whining right now just because I didn't get what I wanted. I got a title shot, and if I have to have it inside the Elimination Chamber, then so be it! If I've got to go through Justin Gabriel, Chris Jericho, Alberto Del Rio, The Rock, and especially you to get what I want, then I will!
Ted's honesty seems to be relatable to the fans because they keep on cheering as they have for most of the period that he's been on the titantron.
Ted DiBiase: I really would love to hear your excuse then, because what if I beat you in that match? Anything is possible after all, would you complain that it was a fluke? Knowing you that's the first thing that would come out of your mouth the next night. The problem with you isn't your talent, dude you can destroy mountains in this ring. But your attitude, now as John Cena would say, needs adjusted! You'll reply to this next week not taking me seriously and that's fine, don't take what I say seriously. I'm just the guy that's obsessed with Monopoly right? Surely I'm not a threat, and I want you to think that. Because people have underestimated me most of my career, The Undertaker recently chose to, and we all know where he ended up. Under this funny guy lies the heart of a warrior, I won't give up until I realize my dream, I want to be World Heavyweight Champion, I want to be THAT guy...The Rock is my friend, I respect him madly...But like he said, when it's about the World title, we won't be holding hands and skipping through fields of flowers.
Ted DiBiase: This match won't be about friendships, it's about one thing and one thing only, The World Heavyweight Championship. Six men enter, one man leaves with the World title, it's as simple as that. I'm banged up from my match this past week with The Undertaker, but where am I tonight? I'm on Redemption preparing myself with a no disqualification fatal four way main-event. I'm not crying about injuries wanting to be left off the show, I'm not complaining period, others should really learn to do what I'm doing. It's a new game starting now, so many all have the same goal right now, so instead of complaining about what we may or may not have to do, we need to just do it! I'm saying this to CM Punk, Justin Gabriel, Chris Jericho, and Alberto Del Rio, get your heads into the game...Don't bitch, just do, don't wine, just win! We all may have our reasons for wanting a one on one World title match, so what if we didn't get that? We still got our chances, we still go our goals within grasp, life's a game, and you all better learn how to play it and fast. I want this more than I have ever wanted anything, I'm determined, I will say and do anything within my morals to get that.
Their respect for Ted's latest comments keep them on their feet and cheering like they have been.
Ted DiBiase: It's going to be a long month, pipe bombs will be dropped, shots will be fired, and something tells me CM Punk will not be too happy with what I've said. But The Rock addressed every single one of us tonight, he told us to bring it, and ladies and gentlemen, fellow chamber participants, and The Rock, consider it brought!
The footage then concludes after Ted smirks smugly smirks with cheers from the audience reaching a strong high before dying down finally and we cut back to ringside to our commentators who seem stunned by Ted's words.
JR: Wow! I've never seen Ted DiBiase so fired up...He threw out shots of his own tonight, and ladies and gentlemen something tells me the month that is left until The Elimination Chamber match at Eye For An Eye, will be explosive!
King: That's for sure JR, wow The Rock told Ted along with the others to just bring it, and I think Ted just did that!
JR: We've got to go to a quick commercial break folks but do not touch that remote, we've got our huge main-event still to come in just a little bit and you don't wanna miss it.
*Kaitlyn’s theme sounds as she celebrates her win in the ring. The ref holds her hand up in victory as Kelly Kelly sits in the corner holding her head. Kaitlyn continues to celebrate in the ring as the commentators begin to discuss the match.*
{JR} What a great performance and well-deserved win for Kaitlyn!
{King} I wish that the match never ended! Both these divas are so much fun to watch!
*Beth Phoenix’s theme begins to play over the PA System drawing a sea of boos from the thousands in attendance.*
*The Glamazon enters glaring at the two divas in the ring as she stalks down the ramp..*
{JR} Bah Gawd King! It’s The Glamazon, Beth Phoenix! You better not let her hear you say that Kelly Kelly and Kaitlyn are fun to watch! She’d go on and on and on about how you like watching them for all the wrong reasons!
*Beth slowly climbs onto the apron and glares at Kelly and Kaitlyn before entering the ring. Kelly Kelly looks on at the Glamazon from the corner*
*Kaitlyn looks back with shock in her eyes as Kelly Kelly slides out of the ring leaving Kaitlyn all alone with the Glamazon!*
{King} Looks like Kelly Kelly didn’t want to have anything to do with The Glamazon!!
*Beth gives Kaitlyn a devilish grin as Kelly walks around the ring and up the ramp leaving Kaitlyn to deal with Beth on her own.*
{King} Runnnn Kaitlyn!! I couldn’t stand to see a diva as beautiful as you get hurt by a monster like Beth!!!
*Beth slowly walks past Kaitlyn, never taking her eyes from her, and requests a mic. She turns towards Kaitlyn and begins to speak*
{Beth} Congratulation.. ohh what’s your name again? I only know you as AJ Lee’s friend…. Err, it’s Kaitlyn right?.. Yeah that’s it… Kaitlyn. You beat Kelly Kelly, you proved that you're better then the typical Barbie diva that has become the ideal diva nowadays. Unlike these fans I’ve been paying very close attention to you. You interest me Kaitlyn. You see, you’re unique. You’re by far the most talented of the divas that have given this division a bad name. You’re like a dwarf among midgets… but no longer. You’re no longer going to have an easy time defeating divas like Kelly Kelly, Layla, Eve, Maryse, or any of the other bimbos that you call competition. You hide behind the talented AJ Lee just like Layla used to hide behind Michelle McCool.. But unlike Layla you won’t have your “breakout moment” you won’t have a chance to outshine AJ like every other typical sidekick such as yourself eventually does! Like Layla has done… I will end you before you have a chance.
*Beth takes a step towards Kaitlyn causing Kaitlyn to take a step back causing The Glamazon to laugh.*
{Beth} Oh don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you.. not yet. I don't want you to have any excuses for whenever I do face you. I have returned to prove that the less then mediocre divas such as yourself have no place in the XWL. And what better way to prove that then by defeating the best of the worst! That’s right Kaitlyn, you better be afraid… you’re being called out by the most talented diva in the XWL. I don’t care where or when we face off, but when we do, the difference between a talented wrestler and a pathetic excuse for a wrestler will be made perfectly clear!
*Beth drops the mic and gets right in Kaitlyn's face. We cut to a hype of video for Breakdown's own; Kurt Angle*
Normal Diva Match Kaitlyn vs Kelly Kelly / Beth Phoenix Promo
Kk, so. Good promo, obviously. It was a well sized promo, especially for something after a match. Very believable use of words by The Glamazon. I liked how she "has her eye" on Kaitlyn, which kind of makes sense, because Kaitlyn is different from Kelly Kelly, and...Well, other blonde divas Kaitlyn has the body type of Mickie James or Natalya, which shows she is capable of being like either of them, so it makes sense Beth would 'spare her.'
Also how Kelly rolled out of the ring, didn't expect that from Kelly, but I like it. It shows she's concerned more for herself, and the fact Kaitlyn stayed shows a lot about her character as well. Overall, very good promo, I enjoyed reading it, looking forward to watching this storyline thing carry on in following weeks.
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown : 8/28/2011 - 9/4/2011 Sun Sep 04, 2011 12:12 am
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The DIVA's Review
Normal Diva Match Kaitlyn vs Kelly Kelly / Beth Phoenix Promo
Kk, so. Good promo, obviously. It was a well sized promo, especially for something after a match. Very believable use of words by The Glamazon. I liked how she "has her eye" on Kaitlyn, which kind of makes sense, because Kaitlyn is different from Kelly Kelly, and...Well, other blonde divas Kaitlyn has the body type of Mickie James or Natalya, which shows she is capable of being like either of them, so it makes sense Beth would 'spare her.'
Also how Kelly rolled out of the ring, didn't expect that from Kelly, but I like it. It shows she's concerned more for herself, and the fact Kaitlyn stayed shows a lot about her character as well. Overall, very good promo, I enjoyed reading it, looking forward to watching this storyline thing carry on in following weeks.
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Divas Review is FTW tbmfh. I hope you continue doing Divas Reviews every week! It makes me want to focus more on my Beth promos, because I know I will get feedback on it, so thank you!!
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown : 8/28/2011 - 9/4/2011 Sun Sep 04, 2011 12:18 am
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Divas Review is FTW tbmfh. I hope you continue doing Divas Reviews every week! It makes me want to focus more on my Beth promos, because I know I will get feedback on it, so thank you!!
Yes actually, I do plan on doing a weekly review of all the Diva promos for Breakdown and Redemption, and thanks. I enjoyed reviewing your promo
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown : 8/28/2011 - 9/4/2011 Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:09 am
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Breakdown returns from commercial and we’re taken backstage. The cameraman turns a corner to spot Mvp leaning against a wall doing some stretches. He walks slowly up to Montel and Mvp rolls his eyes before speaking
Montel: Man, what’d you want? Can’t you see I’m preparing for a match right now?
The cameraman shuffles around before speaking lightly
Adam McCann: Umm, well Montel, I think the question on everyone’s mind is, why did you try and viciously assault your friend Batista?
Montel laughs lightly before looking at the cameraman in a sarcastic tone
Montel: My friend?! My friend?! What exactly has Dave done lately to show me that he’s my friend? Huh?! Huh… Well, if you really HAVE to know like your life depended on it, I guess I’ll do y’all a favor and tell you why I did what I did. When you think about it, it’s honestly, quite simple.
Montel leans up from the wall and looks into the camera with an intense tone
Montel: When you look at Dave and I, it’s clear as day, he’s obviously the bigger one of us. Now, when you look at all we’ve got in comparison, the reason why I attacked him should be fairly obvious. I know, I know, everyone out there is probably thinking I’m jealous. Right guys? Well, the thing about that is, that couldn’t be any further from the truth. To be quite honest, I realized something.. A man of my stature, shouldn’t be associated with someone like Dave. It’s not that I’m too good for him.. Well wait, that’s part of the reason. However, as you’ve seen over the last few months, it’s PAINFULLY obvious that I am the better of the two.
Montel smirks and begins walking down the hall. He motions for the camera guy to follow as he continues speaking
Montel: I mean, come on guys, I’m a multi-time US Champion. I’ve been a World Heavyweight Champion in one of the biggest matches in Digital Decision’s inception. What has Dave done? Absolutely nothing. I mean sure, he’s gotten us a few wins here and there as a tag team which, I appreciate but, the majority of it was because I carried his big ego-filled ass through the match. Then, sure, he’s won a ton of matches as a singles competitor. What does he have to show for it? A MITB Briefcase? Now, I’ll be honest with y’all THAT is actually impressive.
Montel stops as they reach the tunnel backstage. His smirk disappears and he gets in a more serious manner.
Montel: I’ll tell you what’s NOT impressive y’all. What’s not impressive, is winning that very briefcase, and then costing your partner match after match. On top of that!, what’s he done to show that he’s even interested in competing for the title. I mean, when I lost at Digital Decision at least I’ve been vocal about a rematch. Dave though, man, my boy you dropped the ball! Ya see guys, Dave, he was too focused on tearing through jobbers like Christian and many others I can’t bother naming. Sure, the last time I had a match, I lost to some punk kid named Lucky Cannon but, Dave just up and lost it all. If it were me, I’d stop focusing on why my friend doesn’t like me anymore, and focus more on, when I’m gonna get off my fat ass and cash-in that briefcase. After all, you do claim to be World Championship material right big man? Well, if you do, tell me.. Why aren’t you in the chamber Dave? Huh! well, rather than stick around for your answer, I got a match to get to. Drop me a line sometime, I may be a bit frustrated with you but, I didn’t delete your cell. I ain’t THAT cold homie!
Montel smirks and walks off as the camera cuts to ringside for his match.
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King: Could it be...Is Evan looking for another AirBourne?!
JR: If he can hit this move then victory is just three seconds away! Go for it Evan, blow the roof off the building, the fans want it, and they're screaming their heads off!
As Evan stands up onto the top rope he throws his arms up looking around at the cheering fans, but then he notices at the corner of his eyes that Tyson Kidd is on the ramp.
King: Oh what's he doing here?
JR: Come on Evan! Don't let that distract you, go for it kid, you've got victory in sight, just do it!
Evan yells in his direction "What are you doing?!" Tyson simply smiles while the referee turns his head telling Tyson he needs to leave. But that gave Desmond Wolfe all the time he needs to get up, and before Bourne can notice, Wolfe kicks the ropes causing Evan to land crotch first onto the turnbuckle and hooks his head then hits the tower of London! Bourne drops the mat out cold, Wolfe then orders the referee to count as he rolls him over and covers hooking the leg 1.....2.......3!
JR: Nooo! Damn that Tyson Kidd, Evan had that!
King: I've gotta give Wolfe credit though, he took advantage of that situation like a true champion. If he can keep his ring smarts heading into the Elimination Chamber in four week then we could be looking at our next Intercontinental Champion!
JR: While I'm disappointed in how that amazing match ended it's still an impressive victory in an absolutely brilliant showing between these two.
King: Oh no doubt about that, these two men put it all out there and really showed off just what they could do.
Tyson continues smiling before heading to the back while Desmond celebrates his victory in the ring we then fade away to a commercial break.
*We return from a M.V.P. Hype up Video to a replay of Lucky Cannon's second episode of his Youtube Show*
{Lucky Cannon} Welcome ladies and gentleman to the second ever episode of the luckiest show on the internet… “Are You Feeling Lucky”.. I’m your host, Lucky Cannon, aka Da-Lish, aka Mr. Steal Your Girl, aka the future I.C. Champion after I defeat 5 other wrestlers in the Elimination Chamber at Eye for an Eye…
*We go to Cannon's first segment as the camera shows a picture followed by the words "How To Catch A Leprechaun...*
{Lucky Cannon} Every superstar has a pre-game ritual, Cody Rhodes has one, John Cena has one, I have one, even The Cerebral Assassin; Triple H has one!
*The camera cuts backstage where we see a man with a fake beard, Triple H T-Shirt, and long hair made to look like Triple H walking backstage. “Triple H” walks into a locker room door labeled “Ted Dibiase”. The camera shows a man dressed up to look like Ted sitting in the room with a Monopoly board set up.
{“Triple H”} TIME TO PLAY THE GAMEEEEE!!!
{“Ted”} Do you have to shout that every time we’re about to play Monopoly?
….
*”Ted” is leaning back in his chair with a smirk on his face. We see a large pile of Monopoly money and properties in front of him, and a small amount in front of “Triple H”.*
{“Ted”} Okay Hunter, it’s your turn.
*”Triple H” looks at the board for a moment, looks at the mountain of money and properties in front of “Ted”, then looks at his two remaining properties and $5.*
{“Triple H”} Errr….. Oh! Do you hear that! That’s my theme… looks like I have to go…
{“Ted”} That’s fine, we can just finish the game later.
{“Triple H”} Yeah sure, how abou-
*”Triple H” fake sneezes “accidently” knocking the monopoly board and pieces everywhere!*
{“Triple H”} Whoops… Well….. See ya Ted!
*The camera cuts back to Cannon*
{Lucky Cannon} My ritual as you all know is to eat the Magically Da-Licious, Lucky Charms… Which are A LOT better than John Cena’s lucky bowl of Fruity Pebbles may I add
*Cannon holds up the box for the audience to see*
{Lucky Cannon} But my arch nemesis, Hornswoggle keeps stealing them from me, so I devised a plan to stop this once and for all!...
*The camera cuts to an area backstage where Lucky Cannon is shown sneering into the camera*
{Lucky Cannon} Tonight is the night where I finally catch Hornswoggle! I devised a plan that is guaranteed to put an end to his devilish ways once and for all! You see, I strategically placed pieces of candy on the floor leading up to my master trap! Oh! Shhh! I think he’s coming!
*Cannon looks around the corner where we see Hornswoggle following the candy road. Cannon turns back to the camera and whispers*
{Lucky Cannon} Now when Hornswoggle opens this door to follow the trail of candy a huge net will fall on him and I’ll capture him once and for all! Last time it was his fault that I got pummeled by Sting and that damn bat! So tonight I’m going to return the favor!
*Cannon pulls out a bat of his own, turns off the lights so it’s pitch black, and hides waiting for the door to open. Finally the door handle turns and the door opens! The net falls capturing Hornswoggle and Cannon leaps forward with the bat. Cannon swings the bat and we hear a large crack. Cannon turns on the lights and we see none other then the Chocolate Blueberry; Mark Henry standing in the net with a large welt on his head from where Cannon hit him with the bat. Behind Henry we see Hornswoggle looking on, pointing and laughing at Cannon. Cannon slowly backs up as Mark Henry leaps at him and the camera cuts to the next scene*
{Lucky Cannon} My plan would have worked too if Mark Henry’s fat ass didn’t eat all the candy instead of Hornswoggle!.. Now I’m assuming you all know what Google is? You know the search engine where if you type I.C. Elimination Chamber it will show you links explaining how there is no chance that Randy Orton or Wade Barrett will be walking out the victor… Well Google has a nifty little devise called “I’m Feeling Lucky”
{Lucky Cannon} So in this segment I will type in different superstars names and see what pops up if I click “I’m Feeling Lucky” cause Lucky Cannon is always feeling lucky!... So this week’s superstar will be none other than Randy Orton!... So lets see what pops up if I search… “Randy Orton’s new XWL T-Shirt”…okay I’m feeling Lucky…
{Lucky Cannon} Huh, looks like XWL management is finally seeing the light. Now if only it said “Lucky Cannon’s number one” on the back I’d buy it!.. Now lets see what happens when we type “Lucky Cannon XWL”
{Lucky Cannon} If you type my name you can watch me prove that I’m the fastest rising star in the XWL by defeating Heath Slater! Heath had the nerve to call me a nobody.. a loser. But when it was all said and done I was the one standing tall with my arm raised and he was the true loser… the true nobody. He thinks that he’s going to win the Elimination Chamber because it’s always been his dream, and he’s going to win it for the fans… boo hoo. I’m going to walk out the I.C. Champion because I’m the most capable of being a true champion, and chances are that luck will be on my side because of that.
*Cannon's next segment is met with a picture followed by the words "Advice From A Genius"*
{Lucky Cannon} My intellect is far superior then any other XWL Superstar or fan in this arena. My high school had to make up a letter because my grades were far greater than just an A. It’s not fair to keep the knowledge I posses to myself. So in this segment I will be giving a small bit of advice to an XWL Superstar in the locker room.. and this week my advice is for none other then… The King of Cool; Carlito… I’ve been watching you on Redemption and week after week you win, and week after week you talk about how you rightfully deserve a shot at the United States Title. But you’re wasting your breath. We all know that The Miz will be facing Kevin Steen at Eye for an Eye, and chances are they will face off again at the next paper view, and the one after that, and the one after that, and the one… you get it. The only chance you have at obtaining a title is to do what I have done. Take the opportunity. I was given a shot at the I.C. title for one reason only.. to build up another Orton or Wade Barrett win. But I’m going to shock he millions by coming out of that chamber the victor. You need to force Vickie’s hand. Force her to put you in a match with Steen just like she did with Cena. Sure your title match will only be used to build up Miz and Steen’s PPV match like Cena’s was, but will you do what Cena did? Will you let an opportunity to become United States Champion slip out of your grasp?...
*We cut to the next scene where Cannon is sitting next to an unknown man*
JERRY'S REVIEW
{Lucky Cannon} Now as you all know in order to become a successful XWL superstar you need to have skills both in the ring, and on the mic… like myself for instance.. So for my final segment of “Are you Feeling Lucky” I am going to invite a good friend of mine and HUGE XWL fan to the show.. He has volunteered to do a segment every week on the number one internet show of the XWL! So welcome to “Are you Feeling Lucky” Jerry!
{Jerry} Thanks Lucky, it’s great to be on the show toni-
{Lucky Cannon} Wait a minute.. what the hell are you wearing
{Jerry} Huh?
{Lucky Cannon} WHY ARE YOU WEARING A TED DIBIASE T-SHIRT AND NOT A LUCKY CANNON T-SHIRT!!!!
{Jerry} Oh… well Ted is my favori-
{Lucky Cannon} You better not say what I think you’re going to say! You better be wearing a Lucky Cannon T-Shirt next time your on the show!
{Jerry} But there are no Lucky Cannon T-Shirts!
{Lucky Cannon} … THEN MAKE ONE!!!
{Jerry} Fine… Can I continue with the segment now?
{Lucky Cannon} …
{Jerry} I’ll take that as a yes… Well ladies and gentleman, like Lucky said you need to have both in ring skills and mic skills to make it in the XWL. In the past I have been writing a review of Redemption on XWL.com, but unfortunately due to the shitty economy XWL had to fire some of their staff… including me. So when Lucky invited me to do my review here on his Internet show I was overjoyed! First I will start by listing my top six favorite segments of both Breakdown and Redemption… Topping off Breakdown without a doubt was the exchange of words between Tyson Kidd and Evan Bour-
{Lucky Cannon} WHAT!! TYSON KIDD AND EVAN BOURNE! WERE YOU EVEN WATCHING THE SHOW!!
{Jerry} If I wasn’t I wouldn’t have known that Tyson and Eva-
{Lucky Cannon} SHUT UP!! HOW THE HELL COULD THAT BE YOUR FAVORITE! DIDN’T YOU SEE ME VERBALLY DESTORY HEATH SLATER! DIDN’T YOU SEE ME TELL THESE PEOPLE THE TRUTH ABOUT THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER! I WAS PRACTICALLY MAKING LOVE TO THE MIC AND YOU THINK THAT TYSON AND EVAN ARE NUMBER ONE!.. UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE!!
{Jerry} Making love to the mic?... that’s not odd at all…Anyways…The runner up was a close call between the much anticipated segment involving Batista and M.V.P. and
{Lucky Cannon} I swear to god if you don’t say Lucky Cannon…
{Jerry} The Rock’s segment…
{Lucky Cannon} FUCK THIS, I’M OUT!
*Lucky Cannon storms out of the room*
{Jerry} Erhmm… Well it was hard choosing between the two but I had to give it to our WH Champion, The Rock. Coming in at number four is the surprising turning on the fans by the Guru of Greatness, followed closely by RVD’s backstage segment coming in at number five. And last but not least was the debut of Jersey Shore’s own… Robbie E… I will be choosing one of these segment to review as I have on XWL.com in the past. Now seeing as this show is called “Are you feeling lucky” I decided to leave it up to chance… So I will roll a six sided die to see which segment is to be reviewed!...
1- Tyson v. Bourne Promo 2- The Rock Promo 3- Batista v. MVP Promo 4- Morrison turning on the fans v. Angle + Post Match Promo 5- RVD Promo 6- Robbie E Promo
*Jerry rolls a……….
{Jerry} Ahhh a four, Morrison’s turning on the fans segment! Now I have to admit, I was a huge John Morrison fan back when he was in the WWE. He was always known as having terrible mic skills but I have to disagree completely! Before The Dirt Sheet and during he was one of my favorites on the mic! So you can only imagine how glad I was when I saw this segment… Morrison started out the segment angry and rightfully so! He defeated the likes of Sheamus at Supremacy and was nowhere to be seen on the Elimination Chamber Cards! So JoMo then called out any superstar in the back to prove his dominance of Breakdown… Now regardless of Morrison turning on the fans I will still be a bigger Mofo then Zack Ryder’s dad, so when Angle came out to the fans cheers to confront Morrison I was booing The Gold Medalist the whole time chanting YOU SUCK! So Angle comes out and trys to pull a CM Punk by calling Morrison “Johnny”. He then says how the fans don’t hate Morrison but are concerned for his health…. concerned for The Prince of Parkour, the same man who can do this...
{Jerry} Angle then says “you used to win a lot easier, hit your moves quicker, and take more risks”… aka; You’re getting old… but the fact of the matter is Morrison is more then ten years younger then Angle and in MUCH better shape…Angle then challenges Morrison to a match after talking about his gold medals and broken neck.. Morrison then responds by saying that the gold medal would look a lot better around the neck of The Shaman of Sexy. I can’t wait to see what this leads to next week!.. Now it’s time for Redemption…
*All of a sudden Lucky Cannon bursts through the door back into the room*
{Lucky Cannon} Seriously Jerry?!! You’re already done with Breakdown and there’s not one mention of me! WHAT DO YOU THINK I’M PAYING YOU FOR!!
{Jerry} But you’re not paying me…
{Lucky Cannon} That’s besides the point.. if there’s not a mention of Lucky Cannon in the Redemption Review then I’ll ge-
{Jerry} But you’re not even on Redemption!
{Lucky Cannon} I DON’T CARE!!
{Jerry} Well in this week’s Redemption we have a new superstar leading at number one.. Kevin Steen, followed closely by Ted Dibiase’s interview that aired this week from after the Buried Alive Match. Coming in at number three is none other than CM Punk’s segment followed by Chris Jericho’s. Cena and Gabriel bring up the rear at numbers five and six… Once again I’ll be rolling a die to decide who gets the review..
1- Kevin Steen Promos 2- Ted Dibiase Post Buried Alive Match Promo 3- Punk Promo 4- Jericho Promo 5- John Cena Promo 6- Justin Gabriel Promo
{Jerry} A four… Jericho’s segment.. This was a very enjoyable segment to watch. I loved watching him and Foley’s exchange of words at Supremacy and watching Jericho make Mick tap had me cheering. I’m not a hypocrite, I’m a Jericho fan! Jericho was clearly surprised that he was put in the EC after what happened Sunday, and rightfully so. But of course he believed that the reason why he was in it was because Mick was given a first hand example of Jericho’s true talent.
{Lucky Cannon} Maybe if I beat the crap out of Mick then he’ll give me a shot too!
{Jerry} Don’t!
{Lucky Cannon} Fine…. I think that Jericho is forgetting about one thing. He deserved a one on one rematch clause for the WH Title against The Rock, but instead he is being put in a 6 man Elimination Chamber instead where anyone can come out the victor. Doesn’t he see that Mick is hiding the fact that he got robbed by putting him in this EC!!! Just like me Jericho is being put in the E.C. for all the wrong reasons!
{Jerry} Well regardless I’m going to be keeping a close eye on Jericho on his road to the EC…….. and yes I’ll be watching your road to the I.C. E.C. as well Lucky…
{Lucky Cannon} You better!
{Jerry} This week’s fave five was hard to put together but here it is…
1- Ted Dibiase… Loved the Post Buried Alive Segment, and am SOOO glad that he “liked seeing his blood drip from his fists” and is going to continue using that gimmick along with his funny corny side as well. Can’t wait to see how he does in the E.C. and his interactions with other E.C. Contenders. 2- Tyson Kidd… Absolutely Loved the Bourne v Kidd segment, was my favorite pomo since joining XWL tbh. I will be keeping a really close eye on Kidd. 3- Kevin Steen… I was laughing IRL at the Steen promo where he was eating off of the U.S. Title like Miz said he would. I have really been enjoying the Steen promos as of late, and am proud to have him debut on the Fave Five along with Tyson Kidd this week. 4- The Rock.. Once again another brilliant segment from our Champion. I can’t wait to see the back and forth segments that are hopefully to come between The Rock and some of the E.C. members 5- Chris Jericho… Like I said in the review I really enjoyed the Jericho segment. Can’t wait to see what Jericho does next week!
{Lucky Cannon} What! I could beat any of those guys one on one!
{Jerry} HA!
{Lucky Cannon} What’s so funny?
{Jerry} You think you have a chance against The Rock?!?
{Lucky Cannon} I could beat him without breaking a sweat… why you don’t??
{Jerry} … I’d rather not answer that.
{Lucky Cannon} THAT’S IT.. BROCK GET IN HERE!!!
*Brock Lesnar enters and towers over Jerry..*
{Lucky Cannon} Well that’s the end of the show, don’t forget to subscribe to me on youtube and tune in next week!
*The camera fades away to a Maryse Hype up Video as Brock Lesnar chases Jerry around the room*
TheFilthParade Main Eventer
Posts : 3283 Likes : 70 Join date : 2011-02-03 Age : 32 Location : Halifax, England
[center]Randy Orton and Wade Barrett stand in opposite corners of the ring, neither of them taking a eye of the other.
[Jim Ross] You can see the intensity in their eyes, King. [Jerry Lawler] These men want to rip each other apart and they get that chance right now.
Justin Roberts begins the introductions for the title match.
[Justin Roberts] The following match is for the Intercontinental Championship! Introducing first...The Challenger... From Manchester,England! Wade Barrett!
Huge heat from the audience as Wade Barrett taunts and doesn't take his eyes of Randy Orton
[Justin Roberts] And From St.Louis,Missouri.. He is the current Intercontinental Champion.... Randy Orton!
A huge pop is heard for the current Champion, who raises up the belt.
Both men step into the middle of the ring and go face to face. Orton raises up the Intercontinental championship
The Referee, takes the belt of Orton and raises up. He hands the belt to the time keeper and calls for the bell..
| | | | S P O I L E R S | | | | |
The ref calls for the bell and Randy Orton's theme hits.
Both men lay motionless in the ring as the Referee trys to check on both men, Orton begins to slowly get to his feet with huge cheers from the audience. Orton clearly in pain from the brutal match with Wade Barrett, struggles to stand. He leans on the ropes to keep himself up. The referee walks towards Orton, and hands him his intercontinental championship, and raises his hand.
Huge pops from the audience for Randy Orton who just defeated his fierce Rival to retain the Intercontinental championship. Orton slowly exits the ring, clearly still in pain. Referees and EMT s come from the back to help Orton to the back, whilst others Check on Wade Barrett who is just realizing what happened. Orton gets to top of the ramp, and looks back at Wade Barrett who is still in the ring, Orton raises up the intercontinental championship as Breakdown fades off the air.
Sam Upper Mid Card
Posts : 834 Likes : 15 Join date : 2011-04-28 Age : 28 Location : Richmond, VA
Subject: XWL Breakdown : 8/28/2011 - 9/4/2011 
Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:00 pm
Good luck with the heel turn 
The DIVA's Review
Kaitlyn has the body type of Mickie James or Natalya, which shows she is capable of being like either of them, so it makes sense Beth would 'spare her.'
