XWL Redemption 6/5/2011 - 6/12/2011

Redemption returns from commercial break as we see Sean O'Haire arriving to the ring with a Sin Cara mask on. He runs down to the ring and performs a Sin Cara-like jump into the ring. He stands up, throws the mask off, and smirks.

Next out is Mr. Fn. He walks down to the ring and intently enters it, his mind focused more on Kane rather than his opponent, Sean O'Haire.

The bell is rung and the two men lock up. Mr. Fn gets the advantage and irish whips O'Haire into the corner. Fn proceeds to give Sean some Ric Flair-like chops to the chest. He attempts to go for another chop but Sean reverses it and gets into chops of his own. He chops him several times before letting him off. Fn is down...Sean picks his head up...knee to the skull! Sean attempts to pick up Fn but he counters with a punch to the face...Fn's got it...powerslam! Here goes Mr. Fn with a quick cover.

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KICK OUT!

Both men get back standing and Sean kicks Fn in the gut...here it comes...DDT! What a move! Sean proceeds to deliver some elbows to the shoulders of the grounded Mr. Fn. Sean taunts some. He leans over the ropes and shouts at some kid in the crowd. He
walks backwards...Mr. Fn's got him! Schoolboy!

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KICK OUT!

They're back at a vertical base and they lock up once again. Fn delivers some punches and kicks to Sean in the clinch, before irish whipping him into the ropes. Here it comes...spinebuster by Mr. Fn! Fn attempts to go for a cover...Sean reverses it! Leverage pin!

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REVERSED! LEVERAGE PIN BY FN!

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REVERSED! LEVERAGE PIN BY O'HAIRE!

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KICK OUT!

It's been back and forth. Sean picks up Fn...snap suplex. Sean starts stomping Fn and stares him down before stomping him some more. Sean climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He goes for a cross body...Fn gets his knees up! That must have hurt! Fn digs his knee into Sean's arm and he picks him back up. He gets behind him...behind lifting DDT! Here goes Fn with a cover!

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3--KICK OUT!

It was surely all over there, but Sean kicked out. They are both standing. Fn attempts a clothesline but Sean ducks it...picks him up...WIDOWMAKER! What a move! Sean O'Haire with the cover!

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3!



Sean O'Haire celebrates his victory and exits the ring. He picks up the Sin Cara mask he threw down earlier. He smirks and throws it down again. He stomps on it, constantly. He smirks once again before walking to the back, and Redemption cuts to commercial.

** Sin Cara comes out and looks at the ring to a roar of cheers and he starts to run **







** And now enters Sin Cara's personal translator for the last time as Sin Cara will learn full English for next week **

Sin Cara

La razón detrás de la maniobra hombre enmascarado era empezar la limpieza de la XWL de horribles enfermedades repugnantes y lo empezó todo con Sean O'Haire.



Jim Cornette

Sin Cara says: My reason behind the masked man stunt was to start cleaning the XWL of horrible disgusting diseases and I started It all with Sean O'Haire.


Cara

Yo estoy aquí para limpiar y borrar todos los rastros del mal en el negocio de la lucha professial y en Unforgiven. Acepto reto de Sean O'Haire. Y voy a ver a través de sus caminos son modificados por el momento he terminado.



Jim Cornette

He says: I am here to clean and wipe away all traces of evil in the professial wrestling buisness and at Unforgiven. I accept Sean O'Haire's challenge. And I will see through that his ways are changed by the time I am done.


Cara

And Jim, YOUR FIRED!



King: WHAT?! AHAHAHAHA!



JR: SIN CARA CAN SPEAK ENGLISH!

Kevin Steen Promo.

Right off the bat I know this is going to be a good promo by you having Steen confront with the fans right away. I loved the way you had Steen shout over the fans to get them to be quiet along with the classic Steen of interacting with the fans in such a crude way. Good to show Steens hatred for AJ when he expresses his feelings about teaming with him. As expected this was a great Steen promo, being a big fan of his it's nice to see you play him so well.

Ted DiBiase vs. Jack Swagger.

Very fun match to watch, Ted shows off what he can do but Swagger also held his own which made for an interesting bout. Plenty of back and forth action and a big win for Ted, entertaining match.

Sean O'Haire vs. Mr. Fn.

Vintage Sean O'Haire with the Sin Cara flip, it was oddly interesting to see O'Haire with Cara's mask like that trying to mock his new rival. Not a bad write up at all, it did it's job. In my eyes an upset with Sean O'Haire with an impressive win.

Sin Cara/Jim Cornette promo.

Jim Cornette could possibly be a great manager and I personally think he could've been used for a better role than a translator, short promo with quite an odd ending.

Corre promo

Gabriel summing up The Corre's goals as of now, and then goes on to talk about their bigger picture of XWL dominance. It was good to bring up the fact that you could have seven men beat after the PPV, which is pretty damn impressive if you do. Wade making an appearance on Redemption wants to make it a good one and of course bringing up Randy Orton to further his feud was added well, but it seems The Corre have something planned? Great promo as I would expect from Gaz and Red, looking forward to seeing how this plan pans out.

*We return from commercial to see Sting and Roderick Strong both in the ring, about to start the match. The bell rings*

The match starts off going back and forth, until Strong gets the upper hand, he's about to go for the finishing maneuver, but Sting reverses! Sting clotheslines him and he falls to the floor, when he gets up, Sting executes his vertical suplex, then taunts while Strong is on the ground, and then, when he gets up, gives him the Scorpion Death Drop! He goes for the pin... 1... 2... 3...!

*Strong rolls out the ring and walks to backstage, while Sting stays and requests a mic*

{Sting}
So, if you remember... I was put out of action 2 weeks ago, and was not able to compete in my match last week, due to a supposed 'Masked man', otherwise known as Sin Cara, attacking me during my match against Sean O'Haire... and as you should know, I'm not going to stand for this. I will do something about it, so I'd watch your back. Same for you, O'Haire.



{Sting}
I may be old, but my career is far from finished. Don't forget, I still have a long-time friend of mine... he's called ...my big black bat.

*Crowd cheers*



*Sting smiles, then heads for backstage, with his bat in his hand*

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Normal Match


Jeff Hardy Vs Edge

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The match begins and Jeff Hardy and Edge lock up. Jeff over powers Edge and puts him into a headlock. Edge wiggles out of the headlock and proceeds to grab Jeff's arm and locks it in a arm lock. Edge slams his elbow down onto Jeff's and Jeff grabs his arm in pain. Edge kicks Jeff in the gut which follows up to an attempted flapjack by Edge. But Jeff hits Edge in the head causing Edge to let go of him. Jeff go's to grapple Edge but Edge reverses and moves behind Jeff. Edge go's for a back suplex but Jeff flips over Edge. Jeff attempts a back suplex of his own but Edge elbows Jeff in the head. Edge and Jeff lock up once more, this time Edge over powering Jeff. Edge, who is behind Jeff, hits Jeff in the back of the head. Jeff stumbles forward and when he turns around, Edge connects with a DDT to Jeff. Edge rises to his feat and walks over to Jeff's head. Edge begins to stomp on Jeff's chest. 5 or 6 stops later Edge picks Jeff up and irish whips him against the ropes. Jeff rebounds off the ropes, runs towards Edge and Edge go's for a back body drop but Jeff stops in front of Edge, who is bent down, and kicks him in the gut. Edge stands up straight and Jeff kicks Edge in the gut once more. Jeff grabs Edge and lifts him up in a suplex position. Jeff then slams Edge down face first, connecting with a gourdbuster. As Edge lays on the mat, face up, Jeff jumps onto the second rope and attempts to srpingboard on top of Edge. But right before Jeff lands, Edge rolls out of the way. Edge go's for the pin. 1.. Jeff kicks out at one.

Edge gets to his feet as Jeff slowly stumbles to his feet. Edge kicks Jeff in the gut, lifts Jeff onto his shoulders and spins Jeff off connecting with his flapjack. Edge walks over to the side of Jeff, and kicks him. Edge go's to pick Jeff up but Jeff reverses and punches Edge in the gut. Jeff runs at Edge and try's to clothesline him but Edge ducks the clothesline, grabs Jeff's head and slams him to the mat with Edge-O-Matic. Edge lifts Jeff up, Jeff is still groggy when Edge kicks him in the gut. Edgecution! Edge connects with it and walks over to the turnbuckle, moves the hair out of hsi face and sets up for the spear. Edge waits for Jeff to get up. Jeff is slowly rises to his feet. He turns around, and Edge begins to run at him. Edge hits Jeff with the Spear and Edge covers Jeff! 1..2.. Jeff kicks out at the last second!

Edge walks over to the ref, and begins to yell at him. Edge says "That Was Three!" but the ref tells him it was two. Edge begins to get deranged and notices Jeff slowly rise to his feet. Edge gets in the corner once more and prepares to hit the spear. Edge runs at Jeff but Jeff leapfrogs over Edge and Edge nearly runs head first into the turnbuckle. Edge turns around and gets kicked in the gut, and gets slammed down to the mat with a Twist Of Fate. The fans cheer as Jeff climbs to the top rope. Jeff is about to jump. but Edge rolls out of the ring. Jeff gets off the turnbuckle and waits for Edge to get back in the ring. Edge lifts up the apron and grabs a chair. He slides into the ring with it and the ref trys to take it from him. Jeff stands back as the ref and Edge argue. As the ref is distracted by Edge, CM Punk is seem running down the ramp with another chair in hand. Punk steps up onto the apron and swings the chair. It connects with the back of Jeff's head. Punk gets off the apron, drops the chair and begins to slowly walk backwards up the ramp. Edge tosses his chair out of the ring, walks over to Jeff and begins to laugh. Edge turns Jeff onto his back and covers him. 1...2...3... The bell ring as Edge gets to his feet. The ref raises Edge's hand, and Punk is seen standing at the top of the stage smiling at what just happened. Cameras fade to commercial break as Punk continues to smile.


Winner:Edge

Hey guys thought id say a few comments on some of the promos posted.

[Sabin promo]

i actually liked this promo. It was your basic hyping your own match up promo. The content was good a little bit of an attack on Zack. Good stuff.

[Sting promo]

Was an okay promo was a little short and didn't seem to have much content in there. I think that you should of said a little bit more about the attack. But that said it was still ok just look to improve on the content. Layout was fine and use of pictures was good to.

[Jeff Hardy vs Edge]

Its not very often we see match up write ups and when u do they usually short few sentences. This write up was good. I really enjoyed it was well written sounded like a good match. I read it and i could actually imagine watching. Nice involvement from CM Punk was a great addition to this.

I do this via my phone so please excuse any mistakes.

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Doing this for Kyle because hes busy and I'm not

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A video begins playing where a woman is shown stretching in the backstage area



The cameras pan outward and the woman is revealed as XWL's flawlessly famous Michelle McCool!



She then places both hands on the post shes stretching on and begins doing chin ups but gets interrupted when Joey Styles walks onto the scene

Joey Styles: Michelle I understand you're busy training for your match tonight with Kelly Kelly but I wondered if I could get just a moment of your time to talk about your actions last week against Melina.

Michelle stops lets go of the pipe then wipes herself off with a towel and stares at him smirking.



Michelle McCool: You call this training? It's called a daily regimen for someone who wants to remain in flawless shape. You don't get this body by pigging out on a box of ho hos Joey.

Joey Styles: I would imagine not, but back to the issue at hand. Melina was being interviewed last week and then you chose to attack her? Why did you did this?

Michelle McCool: Why? Why? You're going to ask me why I did it? Did you not listen to me last week? I expressed my hatred for that woman, she got me fired, she took food out of my mouth and stuck it in her breasts how else do you think they became so massive? I mean not only did she wrongfully take my championship, she has the nerve to alter her body with the money I would've been paid? Heres some real talk, real women don't have to have modifications made to their god given body. Just look at me, a beautiful, smart, and sexy woman! I don't need saline pillows shoved in me to feel good about myself. But that is the difference between us. I don't know what makes me despise her more, the fact she got me fired... Or the fact that shes the fakest woman I have ever had the displeasure to lay my pretty blue eyes on.

Joey Styles: Fake?



Michelle McCool: I didn't stutter.

Joey Styles: How is she fake? She seems like genuinely nice person.

Michelle McCool: Oh sure, that's what she wants you and all of these people to think. That shes this lovable woman, that she loves her fans soooooo much! That all the rumors about her are just completely false. But in reality everything on all those dirt sheets are one hundred percent fact! I cringe whenever she tries to put on an act every time shes in front of a microphone. Real talk Melina, it's time to get REAL!

Joey Styles: That still doesn't explain why you chose to attack her, if she annoys you so much why not just ignore her?

Michelle McCool: Because she wouldn't stay out of my way last week! I dominated both of them which shouldn't surprise ANYONE! But little miss gets involved in matters that don't concern her had to ruin everything and cost me the match! It was plain as day Joey! I mean how can one woman continue trying to screw me over! \\

Joey Styles: She was involved in that match so how did it not concern her?

Michelle McCool: The match was obviously about me and they felt sorry for Melina having nothing to do so they threw her in it just so she could get a paycheck for that week. If it had been just a normal one on one between Lita and myself we all know her faith would've been broken or I would've made that diva tap!



Joey Styles: So what are you going to do then to get your "revenge"

Michelle McCool: I'm going to defeat Kelly sending Melina a message of pure agony in the form of a real life barbie doll!



Michelle McCool: I have decided that this cannot simply be solved by a simple "I'm sorry" no it looks as if we will have to step toe to toe in that ring one on one! So Melina you have a choice, you can accept my challenge and meet me at Unforgiven, or I can just keep showing up when you least expect it shoving my boot in places that can't easily stretch. The choice is up to you, do you want to right your wrong and face me in this match, or will you take the cowards way out and ignore me? Because you choose to ignore me, then let's just say things won't be fun for you as long as share the same brand!



Michelle McCool: So watch closely Melina, maybe you can even make a youtube video about it! Yeah update your fans on more fake "feelings" make a video about how you really like apples, or perhaps more videos about skittles. I really don't care what you do so long as you accept my challenge. It's been a long time coming and at Unforgiven, you will finally get your comeuppance!

The footage ends and we cut away back to ringside for the Kelly Kelly versus Michelle McCool match.

The camera cuts backstage to where Drew McIntyre is awaiting an interview



Todd: Anything you would like to share with us before your big match up tonight?

Drew: BIG match up?! BIG?! Are you toying with me because i swear to god if you are i will not hesitate to break you in half right here! Two weeks ago i was in a massive match up, arguably the biggest of my career! It was a great match up, it was a battle and just when i was about to win my first championship in ages, what happens? That scum Christian interferes and costs me the title proving just how ignorant he really is, he could have let me win and then challenge me two weeks later since i'd HAVE to accept, but what do you expect from such an idiot.

Todd: Surely you are underestimating your opponent Ale...



Drew: Will you please let me finish, you are testing my patience and i have only known you for two minutes!....... Then after that injustice, Christian decided to interfere in my match again last week! I answered an open challenge and decimated Tyler Black, only to have Christian cost me yet another match and for what? All in an attempt to make me answer his challenge at Unforgiven. I've said it before and i will say it again! I AM NOT INTERESTED! Everybody knows i am miles better than you and i should not have to prove it! You are not making me wanna accept your match, you are making me want to kill you. So when i get you back, It will be on my terms.

Todd: So do you have any thoughts on your match toni....

Before the interviewer can finish his question Drew jumps towards him making him flinch in fear, Drew laughs and walks off



Drew walks toward his locker room with a grin due to scaring Todd with his intimidating words. He then goes to his locker room for the final preparations of his match later on in the night against Alex Riley. However, the door won’t budge, and Drew Mcintyre isn’t exactly the most patient guy in the world per say. After a miniscule amount of attempts he simply tackles the door to open it. He probably regrets opening it now because in his locker room he sees all of his belongings on the ground. Some of his attires are cut into pieces, and every one of his lockers have dents on it. Everything is a complete disorder, except in the middle of the room that has a tape recorder in it. Drew Mcintyre slams his already ostracized locker out of frustration wondering what happened here, but regardless of who it was he/she is going to pay dearly. Drew Mcintyre goes all over his room, and goes to the bathroom. He is completely disgusted when he sees some of his knee pads right on the toilet water, and by the looks of it someone forgot to flush there body fluids. Elbow pads are usually irreplaceable, but Drew Mcintyre grabs his head just getting even more mad. He then goes back into the main room to see if anything valuable was spared, but to his dismay there are no survivors. He throws a ton of chairs back and forth his locker room, and he’s not outside but I’m guessing various people are outside wondering what the hell Drew is doing inside. After taking out his anger with his own abused room he comes forward to the tape recorder. He looks carefully and it actually has some small writing to the side saying..

FLICK THE SWITCH

Drew facepalm’s already knowing who did all of this. He flicks the button to begin…

Christian:Erhmmm.. If you’re listening to this then odds are you’re gnashing your teeth as I speak or better said as you listen..

30 minutes earlier

Christian is shown in Drew Mcintyre’s locker room. It’s already pretty bad with complete disorder everywhere. He has an elbow pad on one hand, and his trusty steel chair that is probably in need of therapy after so much use over the weeks. He goes toward the toilet..

Christian: I’m sorry for this, but you know if Drew gets angry then I’m one happy camper. Maybe I will get an appreciation for pads when I actually start to wear them again, but unfortunately for you your destiny is to swim around this disgusting water hoping to the pad lord that Drew comes in here to notice you floating in disgusting liquid. Maybe he’ll care, or maybe not. But, until then it was a nice small chat.

Christian drops the pad IN! He then goes back into the main room, and he grabs the steel chair to smash one of Drew lockers that was still in good shape.

Christian: Alright Mr.Chair, I think we did everything that we needed to do. Now, let me just get a marker over here because behind that big ego like of a head of Drew lies the brain of an imbecile. Seriously, I’m telling this guy I’m going to interfere in his matches and he STILL doesn’t see it coming. He’s either stupid, or… yeah He’s just plain stupid.

He writes down flick the switch on the side of the tape recorder.

Christian: Let’s crank this baby up…………….!

Christian: Erhmmm.. If you’re listening to this then odds are you’re gnashing your teeth as I speak or better said as you listen.. You know, I was thinking that interfering in matches isn’t really getting to you as fast as I thought it would, so I said hey, let me get my trusted steel chair to wreck some havoc in your locker room. As you see around you can be mad and proud because I think I did a darn good job, wouldn’t you agree? Of course, this is only the beginning Drew, and I can come up with many ways to make your life a living holy hell until you accept my challenge for a match at Unforgiven. But, you keep making yourself seem like a class act and will continue to suffer physically, as well as mentally until you accept this match. By the way, I am in the arena tonight, so don’t think for a second that I won’t interfere in your match. I’m giving you the cards Drew, and you’re not playing by them which leads to you getting your ass kicked every single week. So keep a sharp eye for the peepulation champion of the world. I might come out, or maybe I won’t. Either way, this once delightful locker room is now the result of you being one proud skirt loving, opportunity shoving angry Scotsman.

Christian looks around.



Christian: This place has a unique aroma to, so if you’re not liking the current smell here then thank me. I found the specific spray on the hands of a hobo who was trying to use it to light a joint. What an idiot.

We return to present day, and Drew Mcintyre continues to show his anger screaming everywhere followed by throwing the tape recorder straight to the wall.

King: This is straight out vandalism! Seriously, Christian is way to desperate to get a match against someone he already has lost to. Why go to the trouble? Drew is already mad enough, and at this rate I wouldn’t want to face him.

Jr: You don’t get it King. Christian wants Drew to fume every week so he can accept his challenge for a match at Unforgiven. If Drew accepted from the get go then odds are none of this would be happening right now.

Style: Drew has to accept the match now. Maybe if he does Christian won’t sabotage another one of his matches. Seriously, if I was a wrestler and I have someone ALWAYS messing up my matches then I would have a mental breakdown pretty fast.

King: Well, good thing you’re a commentator, right?

***As Redemption continues, the camera is focused on Justin Roberts, who's stood at ringside***

Justin Roberts
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome back, The only Olympic Gold medalist in XWL history, Kurt Angle!



***As Kurt Angle's theme hits the arena, and crowd are split into a mixture of boos and cheers for the former United States champion***

Joey Styles
Kurt Angle is back in XWL!

Jim Ross
And can you hear the noise the crowd are making for the Olympian.



***As Kurt Angle reaches the beginning of the ramp, he stops, and lifts his arms arm pointing to the ceiling, as his pyro explodes four times either side of him, before lowering his arms, and progressing towards the ring***

Jerry "The King" Lawler
A jam packed JQH Arena, 11,000 strong on their feet for Kurt Angle

Jim Ross
He's been gone since Sadistic Conquest, when Justin Gabriel beat him after the US title, and due to The Corre's actions, Kurt's been on the shelf ever since.

Joey Styles
Angle's had a history of neck injuries, and there was a serious fear that it could have been his last match.

Jim Ross
He's back now though, and even if you've only met him for a minute or two, you'd know that Kurt will be ready to go whenever he steps into the ring, and give it a hundred and ten percent every single time.

***As Kurt Angle walks up the stairs, and climbs into the ring, and spins around in the ring with his arms spread out, as his gold medals swing from around his neck, then he walks over to the side of the ring near the commentary tables, and is handed a microphone by Justin Roberts, then he walks back to the middle of the ring, as his music fades out, and the mixed reaction continues***



Kurt Angle
You know since I've been gone there's been some big changes around here.

***As Kurt Angle speaks the crowd chants the word "What!" and they continue to do so, as Angle keeps speaking***

Kurt Angle
Like the draft, I've now exclusively a Redemption superstar, along with guys like Ted Dibiase, Jeff Hardy, CM Punk, the World Heavyweight champion Chris Jericho, The Undertaker, Kane and Alberto Del Rio. And as great of a prospect is to be on the same brand as those guy is, there's one guy that I can't wait to step into the step with. And no before you ask it's not Tyson Kidd. Not that he isn't a tough kid, and not that he isn't good. It's just I've got bigger things to take care of. Because the guy's name that I can't wait to get hold of is, Justin Gabriel.



Kurt Angle
At Sadistic Conquest during my match, Justin Gabriel with the help of Wade Barrett, Justin Gabriel stole my United States Championship. I lost the United States championship to a man who could not defeat me by himself. And because of what The Corre did to me during that match the doctors forced me to take time off. They tried to break my neck, and end my career, and I've had to live with the knowledge that one more serious neck injury could end my career. Hell it could end my life.

Kurt Angle
Ever since I was a child my life has been about proving a point. The point being that I am the very best at what I do, that I'm the best athlete in the world. After I won Gold at the 1996 Olympics’ everyone asked me, Kurt, how did you do that with a broken neck? And I tell them, I was born to win Olympic Gold. And I always thought that was my destiny. But little did I know back then, when the WWF came calling, that my real destiny, was professional wrestling, and being the very best professional wrestler in the world, and I know whenever I walk out from behind the curtain and walk down the ramp, into the ring, that there is nobody better at entertaining you fans, then Kurt Angle. And as soon as I felt my neck twitch at Sadistic Conquest, I thought that this could be it, this is my career over. And the first thing that came to my mind, was what I am going to do, if I can't wrestle ever again? What am I going to do if I can't come out here each and every week and do what I do best, and that's being the VERY best wrestling alive today. My whole life, every second of everyday had accumulated to me being the person that I am today, and I would be damned if my destiny of going down as the best of all time, would end of somebody else's terms. But according the doctors that's how the story of Kurt Angle was going to end, whether I like it or not, but they forgot one very important thing.



Kurt Angle
My name is Kurt Angle, I am an Olympic Gold Medalist, and I won it with a broken freakin' neck, Oh it's true. And if they think some young punks like them will keep me down, they've got another thing coming to them. I kicked and scratched every single day of rehab, and I wanted to come back, and I wanted and have came back stronger, more agile, better than I ever I have before, and if this is Kurt Angle's last run, then I'm going out in the best way possible, and I guarantee that I will go out, as the greatest of all-time. Kurt Angle is a winner, Kurt Angle is a champion, and one day soon I will become champion again.

Kurt Angle
Because when I do eventually get my rematch, Justin Gabriel will be praying to god, that my title isn't still around his waist, because not only will I become the two time United States champion, but mark my words, I will do what he couldn't do, and I will break his freakin' neck. And if anyone thinks this is just an empty threat, I can assure you that this is REAL. It's damn REAL!



***The sound of Muhammad Hassan's XWL theme stops Kurt from saying anything else.*



Jerry "The King" Lawler
And here comes Mr Buzzkill himself!

*Sure enough, the man himself walks out onto the stage and is instantly bombarded with the usual chants of "USA" complimented with a large number of boos.***



***Hassan stops just before reaching the ring steps to perform his signature pose while looking to the heavens above. He mouths a few words which cannot be heard before proceeding to climb the ring steps.***

Jerry "The King" Lawler
Does this guy have to ruin every Redemption? I'm sick of the poison that comes out of his mouth every week!

Joey Styles
Just because he has a different opinion about things than you King, doesn't mean what he says is poison. He hasn't even said anything tonight yet so just let the poor man speak.

Jerry "The King" Lawler
He hasn't said anything but he's interrupted Kurt's moment. I think we already know that he's going to ruin it by saying some anti-American crap.

***Hassan enters the ring after grabbing a mic which is conveniently placed at the top of the steps on the apron and begins to speak over the high volume of jeers.***



Muhammad Hassan
Kurt Angle. The definition of a true American-born citizen. You're someone who is dumb - because you keep stepping back into this ring despite suffering multiple serious injuries, and despite constant warnings from the world's top doctors.

Muhammad Hassan
And you're someone who is selfish and thinks that he is better than everybody else. Like a true American. You just said so yourself. You just said that ever since the day you were born you have been out to prove that you're the best... why are you the best Kurt? Is it because you're American? Does that automatically make you more superior than everybody else? Better than somebody like me? Why is that Kurt? Is it because I have an Arabic heritage?

***Hassan is clearly infuriated. Kurt just puts a hand on his forehead and shakes his head.***



Muhammad Hassan
No Kurt! I am better than you. And let me tell you why. Not only am I undefeated in my XWL career, but every single day of my life, I put up with constant harassment and bullying by society because of my culture. You? You're an Olympic gold medalist. You're treated like a hero everywhere you go and everyone showers you with gifts and praise because of something you won 15 years ago... that's right 15 years ago! It's a disgrace. While you're treated like a king, I am treated like a terrorist just because of my heritage. Do you know how it feels to be searched every time you enter an airport Kurt? Do you know how it feels to have dozens of people stare at you, like you could explode or attack them at any second when all you're trying to do is buy some groceries or watch a movie at the cinema? No you don't!

***The crowd angrily roars at Hassan. An inferno of hate rains down upon him but he continues on his rant unfazed and with the same confident tone as before.***



Muhammad Hassan
That is why I am better than you Kurt. I am a stronger being. I have more willpower and more pride than everyone in this arena combined to put up with what I put up with. And like I said, I am undefeated in XWL. So if anyone around here should get a United States title shot after Unforgiven... it should be me.

Jerry "The King" Lawler
Really? Hassan has had one match...

Muhammad Hassan
But we all know that's not going to happen, because the great hero Kurt Angle has made his triumphant return and will be handed a gift-wrapped title shot just because he's a pure American. I'm not going to stand by and let that happen! I will...

***Angle angrily cuts Hassan off***



Kurt Angle
What Muhammad? What are you going to do? Are you going to try and end my career, like so many others have tried but failed? What even makes you think you can do anything at all? I'm Kurt Angle, Olympic Gold medalist. Oh wait, that doesn't matter does it Muhammad? Well let me ask you something. Where are your gold medals? Oh, wait that's right, you don't have any do you?

***The crowd chants "Where's your medals?" at Hassan, clearly getting under his skin***

Kurt Angle
And the fact is you never were and never will be good enough to win a gold medal of your very own will you? And if me being proud of being the ONLY Olympic gold medalist in XWL makes you ashamed of being an American, I've got news for you. America is ashamed of you being an American as well. And you complain about people judging you in the streets, about how people don't respect you, because of your Arabic heritage? Well you're half right. People don't respect you, but it's not because of the colour of your skin, you've somehow came to the conclusion that nobody likes you, nobody trusts you, because they think you're a terrorist? Somehow in your mind you've concocted that that's the only possible reason people don't like you.

***The crowd burst out in an "USA, USA, USA" chant***

Kurt Angle
Well I've got news for you; these people don't like you, because you stand for everything that America doesn't. If you had it your way then there would be no freedom of choice, there would be no saluting old glory, and America would no longer be the land of the free. And if you want that country Muhammad, I suggest you go back to whatever country you're oh so proud of descending from, because that America will never exist, especially if I have anything to do about it.

***At this point, Hassan lunges at Kurt but he ducks and kicks Hassan in the gut. He hoists Hassan upwards looking for the Angle Slam and the crowd pops in a big way. Hassan however, is somehow able to wriggle free and quickly makes a swift exit by climbing through the ring ropes. As Kurt is all fired up and beckons for him to get back in the ring, Hassan looks back with a smug smirk on his face as he slowly walks backwards up the entrance ramp. The scene fades away to a commercial break.***

Redemption returns from a brief commercial and highlights of the past between Fn and Kane are displayed on the titantron. At the conclusion of the video, we’re taken to ringside

J.R.: As you just witnessed these two have had quite a historic rivalry. If there’s one thing many fan’s can attest to, it’s the fact that throughout all the pain, anguish and torment these two have put each other through, the one goal in their mind, is to prove just who is the bigger monster out of them all.

King: That’s right JR & well, if I may say, what exactly is so scary about Fn anyway? I mean sure, he can claim he’s the innovator of some precious title where two superstars practically kill each other but, if I were him I wouldn’t boast much about something like that.

Styles: Are you kidding me? If it wasn’t for Fn, this company wouldn’t be as innovative and exciting as it is today. If you recall, he went from being the general manager, to becoming an active superstar. Throughout his time as GM, he made quite and impact but, ever since becoming a superstar, he’s done way more. To top it off, he made sure to stop any doubters in his way. One especially in the likes of Kane.

King laughs

King: Are you kidding me? What exactly has he done to Fn that makes him be a target. Fn is the monster who invented that god-forsaken championship. I mean COME ON what kind of person defends a title in nothing but sadistic, life-threatening matches?

Styles clears his throat

Styles: Someone who’s passionate about what he does perhaps? After all, if you don’t have the passion, why be in this business?

King: There’s such a thing as having a passion, and then being a derrang..

Before King finishes the lights begin to flicker rapidly before fading to a dark, dark red again. Illuminating the crowd, King glares when suddenly Fn’s music hit’s the speakers



As a few moments pass, he appears on stage holding a few things in his hands

As Fn stands on the stage, he peers around at the audience before thrusting his arms outward as a giant rush of pyro goes off behind him





King: Oh great! You just HAD to keep talking about him didn’t you Joey? All that stuff you said lured him out here!

Styles: What I said? How about you?! You’re the one out here calling him a freak and everything. That’s no way for a person who’s supposed to be impartial..

Before King can reply, the camera quickly cuts to Fn. As he begins to walk towards the ring, several fans pat him on the back and he simply continues walking he approaches the ring and tosses what seems to be a bag into it. A moment later, he rolls into the ring and stands up. Pacing around for a bit, he ask for a microphone as the lights dim to a deep red. He paces around and dons and odd-looking smile before slowly raising his mic. Breathing heavily, he lightly laughs and speaks



Fn: Ya know something folks?! I’m getting sick.. And TIRED of playing games. Now, if this was my very first year in the company and I.. was against some fresh MEAT then maybe, I would actually be a little more worried and THREATENED by what is being said each week. However, as you all know the person who is threatening me, is nothing more than a mere man.

Fn begins to breath heavily the microphone gathering spit and static as he talks

Fn: Am I scared? No, to be honest with you, I’d be more scared.. If Maria carried her pretty little self down to this ring, and actually got an attitude and tried to tell me what to do. Now that, THAT is scary folks. The guy I’m dealing with.. This PERSON who claims he is better than me, is actually no more different than you or I.

Fn: Let me tell you a little story here guys… all the little kiddies should love this one.

Fn dons a sadistic smile





Fn: There once was a guy named Kane.. He claimed that he was mentally insane… He said he was a monster and could destroy all the roster but all Kane delivered was shame! For you see, at the end of this story.. It was a very, VERY happy ending. For who you ask? Well, not for Kane. As, much like the big, bad wolf someone had to lay him to rest. That someone.. Was a much bigger.. Badder.. Monster.. Someone who knew what it meant to torment others. Someone who loved feeling blood dripping from their carcasses and loved the smell of their DYING flesh. That monster.. Is often referred to as the innovator of X-treme that Monster is here before you in this ring. That monster is none other than… ME!

Fn begins pacing around the ring and slowly walks over to the corner. Stopping for a moment the camera man zooms down on what Fn is doing. A minute later Fn grabs a sack and stands back up. He smirks and looks into the camera before speaking again

Fn: Ever since I’ve returned.. I’ve had the displeasure of being followed.. And being taunted by a so-called Dead-man and his brother a supposed Seven Foot, Three-Hundered pound Monster. Now, normally someone would run in fear at the sight of those two BUT I’m not just no ordinary someone. If I recall KANE you’ve went on record saying that I’ve held and fought for a worthless championship. Now, if my memory serves me right…

Fn cackles lightly



Fn: YOU! were one of the very people who challenged me for that as you say, worthless “Fake" championship. Now, normally someone would think oh, okay maybe it is worthless and it means nothing. But, as far as I recall Kane, YOU didn’t think that now did you? As you were a challenger for that championship more times than I can count!

Fn: What happened you ask? Well, it’s simple. I took that Monster known as Kane to places his MIND, BODY, and soul have NEVER been too. Oh, that’s right, The Undertaker isn’t the only one with mystic abilities. As Kane, no matter how much you want to deny it, we’re a lot more alike than you think. We both love striking fear into the hearts of others. We both LOVE the TASTE and FEEL of someone’s BLOOD on our hands.

Fn pauses and begins to frantically pull his hair and bash himself in the head with the microphone. A few moments later a giant gash is shown and blood is shown dripping, pouring down his face. He glares and dons yet another sick smile before speaking



Fn: You see Kane, the one thing I love more than ANYTHING in this world.. Well, it’s in this very bag right here.. It’s something, something you claim to love as well..

Fn pauses and begins to pour the bag on the mat as he begins to sadistically laugh

Fn lifts his head up and resumes speaking

Fn: Now, many people come out here and call me the average guy, with a bad temper, awful style and many, many other things. Rather than rip their heads off, tear at their flesh or send them to a hospital.. Although I get a lot of joy out of that.. The one thing I get more joy out of than anything… is causing PAIN and AGONY to…

Fn looks up and smirks

Fn: MYSELF!

Suddenly Fn begins to viciously pound his fists into the mat, directly ontop of the tacks. As more and more go into his hand.. The audience can hear a loud yet calming, noise coming out of Fn. He continues to pound for a few moments before stopping.



Smirking he slowly raises his hand into view.



As the audience looks upon Fn, several tacks are stuck in different areas of his arm.. As well as many gashes and blood as the blood begins to trickle down his arm, he smirks and licks his arm clean before standing up. Stopping.. He walks around briefly before speaking one final time



Fn: Now, rather than rant and rave about how I should be locked up.. I’m just going to say this.. In ONE WEEKS TIME KANE you and I are going to come to a show that has more meaning to the word than you’ll EVER know. For you see… at Unforgiven what is going to happen isn’t’ a match.. Oh no, this.. This Kane is an all-out FIGHT!.. NO RULES.. No SECRUITY…NOTHING is going to stop us from tearing each other apart.. Oh and heh I know how you think I’m weak and I’m a shell of what I used to be but you.. Kane.. You have seen NOTHING yet.

Fn: At Unforgiven.. Two men will walk in but.. Only one MONSTER will walk out! That man.. Is standing in this ring before you… that man isn’t concerned with being a Heavyweight champion of this company. Oh no, that man.. Is only concerned with one thing.. Leaving you in nothing but a pool of your own BLOOD.. you wont’ be able to stand.. You won’t be able to comprehend where you’re at.. HELL you won’t even know who you are.. The man who’s going to do all that you ask?… well that man is none other than…

Fn: ME!!!

Fn smirks and shoves the cameraman down. As he tries to rise.. Fn rolls out of the ring grabbing his back of tacks and smirking. As he slowly walks up the ring.. He stops at the ramp and looks towards the commentators… glaring he turns his head at Jerry and smirks before walking up the ramp as Redemption fades to commercials

We see some replays of last week, and the thing to note is the attack of Del Rio to one of Chris Jericho’s fans. Literally, he kicked him right in the head, and if it wasn’t for the world champion, Chris Jericho, then that fan would have sued XWL for every penny that they’re worth. Lucky for XWL a few goody’s where enough to convince said fan of going forth with that legal action. We then go quickly to commentary.

Jr: That was one hell of a hefty week with Del Rio attacking that one fan just because he was a Chris Jericho fanatic.

Style: To be honest I’m getting quite tired of Del Rio walking around here making himself look like the big boss around this brand. Last I checked he’s not the General Manager of the show, or the current world champion.

King: So what you’re saying is that you prefer an old guy who acts like a man who’s never had a class of etiquette to be the boss around here instead of a young, talented, rich, royal, handsome, mystical person in Alberto Del Rio? Sure. XWL was in jeopardy last week, but look at the bigger picture here folks. Last week XWL was on every main stream after what that event. You better be proud of this man because he gave us a hell of exposure in just one week compared to Jericho who has only been about himself throughout his whole championship reign.

Jr: Yeah, I remember hearing something about that in the news. Not exactly the positive outlook on XWL, but I’m hoping that Vickie Guerrero takes actions on this because Del Rio was completely out of control last week.

King: Looking back at the tag match Jr, I would say he was in complete control winning the match for the team and showing Chris Jericho the favorite going into the biig championship match at Unforgiven. But, of course you Jericholics are too naïve to be behind someone like Del Rio.

Style: I’m a fan of his entrance, I’ll give you that much. But, as a person.. Yeah it’s not going to happen.

We go backstage, and Chris Jericho is shown walking down the Hallway getting a very good reaction from the capacity crowd. He’s not alone however..

Jericho: Me? Yeah, I’m so never going to let you touch any of this. Get a degree in such a job and then I’ll let you grasp some of the good stuff.

Rosa:.. But Chris you barely have any hair at all!




Jericho: Hey, you know how long it takes me to organize my hair? Long enough tuts.. Long freaking enough. Beside, aren’t you suppose to be working on divas hairs? I am pretty like a diva, but let’s not get carried away here. I need my look, along with this world championship here to truly walk around these parts and call myself.. CHRIS JERICHOOOOOOOOOO!

Rosa: Well… I haven’t had the chance to actually work on a diva. Can you believe it? They refuse to let me work on their hair.

Jericho: With you having quite the clumsy history.. I don’t blame them..

Rosa: What?

Jericho: Oh nothing Rosa. Listen, I have to go and get ready for some sizzling action later on tonight. No offense with my next comment, but I need to get prepped up to kick that Mexican, winking pervert out of XWL and right back to whatever restaurant he was working for in the past. After last week, Chris Jericho won’t go on without giving this guy the beating that he deserves. Sure, he got a good win, but you know you can’t quite win them all as they sometimes say. But, tonight I’ll take that stupid smile right out of his face, and shove so far up his jackass that he’ll be spitting out sad faces by the end of the night. How fitting that it’s a submission match with Del Rio having quite the history of loving to target that one limb to lock people in into his wretched Rolling cross armbar. It would be an honor for me, Chris Jericho, to make him tap out like the whiny little tool that he is.

Rosa: None taken.. wait what comment was suppose to offend me?

Jericho: Hey Rosa, here’s a tip. When someone is talking to you, you’re suppose to listen and not drift out in the blackhole of a land that you created in that small mind of yours.

Chris Jericho and Rosa stop by to see one of Alberto Del Rio’s car. Chris Jericho looks intently at it, while Rosa just seems to look indifferent focused on other manners. Jericho nods at Rosa giving him the signal to scram, and she does just that leaving with a farewell comment toward Jericho. Meanwhile Chris Jericho circles Del Rio’s car, and how does he know it’s his car?

Jericho: You know, sometimes I wonder why a beauty like you has to have such a terrible conductor. I suppose it could be worse, he could just leave you in the middle of a hallway vulnerable to the mercy of one of many sadistic people in this locker room, oh wait that’s right he doesn’t leave you in the parking lot like all the other normal cars.

Jericho continues to walk, and he notices that Del Rio left his keys on the ignition. He face palms, and shakes his head.

Jericho: Seriously, Del Rio should just put up a sign saying “XWL maniacs feel free to steal my car, no charge!” This is the same guy who winks to intimidate his opponent’s so I guess he isn’t exactly the smartest sport around here. At least he has normal skin though, and doesn’t talk about animal testicles in every one of his speeches. And, at least he doesn’t walk around the hallway, alone, talking to a car like my crazy behind right here. You know what world championship? I already have a good image, but how good would I look if I get into this car with world title in hand and drive around like a damn mega star. Ooooh, I definitely love the sound of that. Better that, than having a waste of atoms like Del Rio parading himself in you. Don’t worry, the pain will soon go away Mr.. Wait a minute last I checked all cars are a “She.” Well, I have some special plans for you my mistress.

Jericho jumps over the front door to get into the sit. He then looks around to see if there is anything that interests him. He turn the ignition a bit to turn the radio on, and he then begins to hear Del Rio’s theme song. He is completely disgusted, and goes to the next tune, but it’s Del Rio’s theme song again. He then does this again to find out that all 15 tracks on the disc consists.. of really only one freaking song. Jericho is a bit freaked out, but he ejects that damn disc, and he then throws it to the ground causing it to shatter. Del Rio is shown walking completely flabbergasted and he walks toward his car.

Del: What are you doing in here you old child?


Jericho: Pfff, old child? That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard come out of a living breathing mouth.

Jericho continues to investigate the car despite Del Rio being right there next to him standing expecting him to get out of the car, but nothing. It’s like Del Rio isn’t even there.

Del: Um, can you do me a favor Chris? How about you act like the smart man that you sometimes claim to be, and get out of my car or else you will go about the night tapping out twice. I wouldn’t mind shattering your arm right now and make you kiss my feat you peasant. I’m Alberto Del Rio…. Are you even listening to me?

Jericho: Yeah yeah.. quite down I’m here trying to find a good disc, but all of them are titled in Spanish. Not that I have anything against your tastes, but man you really need some of that Rock and ROLLA to build up the big feel around here.

Del Rio was about to open the car, but Jericho quickly turns the car on. Del Rio backs of not certain what he was trying to do.

Jericho: Ah ah ah! I wouldn’t do that if I were you. So I see you have a soft side for moving vehicles. You want to know my soft side? Usually it’s not a good idea to reveal your weakness, but I figure I might as well share seeing as I just found yours. Take and give type of deal, just that I’m really not giving a Jackass like you a darn thing.

Del: Stop with the games Jericho. Listen, right now it’s about the world championship at Unforgiven, so there’s no need to take this into anything extreme, right? No seas un cobarde!

Jericho: Now I don’t speak Spanish, but I’m going to assume you gave me a compliment because if you didn’t..

Jericho pulls his foot on the ignition, and turns it into reverse crashing slowly into some crates behind him making a big bang like noise. He then slowly goes forward and Del Rio looks like he’s about to have a heart attack.

Jericho: How much does this beauty cost? The salary that half the crowd here get in a lifetime? You want to know my soft spots? It’s all the Jerichoholics sitting in those seats. You know, the same one’s that actually cheered when I went back and gave this car a nice meeting with those boxes over there. The same ones who where behind me all the way, and stood up to applaud when I first won my championship, and they have been with me ever since as strong as ever carrying the legacy together like the bosses that we are. So, you would understand that after what happened last week I’m not exactly going to be a happy Jericho in the coming weeks. It’s one thing to attack me. You know, I could always beat the living hell out of you in due time, but attacking one of my fans is going way down the deep end. Even for a guy like you, that’s very low.

Del: Alright, listen to this. I’m- I’m sorry for what I did…………………… I’m sorry that I only attacked one of your idiotic fans! You see, I can afford many of these beauties while you ride around only one your whole entire life! If you think for a second that you can intimidate me with this then you have another thing coming.. to you. Alberto Del Rio does not play these mind games, not in my domain. My show.. My Redemption, and you see that right there? That will be mine come Unforgiven. Alberto Del Rio is the next big thing to grace XWL. Alberto Del Rio is in a class beyond perfection itself, and a man with these attributes should also be called.. The XWL World champion. You are a Boring, childish, ugly, fat, lazy, unethical, smelly, cheap..

Chris Jericho puts up a finger for every one of Del Rio’s insults.

Del: Like I said.. Childish. Thank you for proving me right! Tonight, I will make you tap out just like I did a few weeks ago. Doesn’t it ache you knowing that you will be going into a losing battle? Please, me tapping out? Alberto Del Rio does many things, but tapping out is not an option. Not tonight, and not at Unforgiven.

Jericho: Thank you for reminding me about that Del Rio.

Jericho goes back again to the boxes, and Del Rio once again looks like he’s going to burst a bubble.

Jericho: Doesn’t matter you say? You look like you just walked into your sweet one getting a little peice of Chris Jericho. Not that I would blame her, I mean.. Comparing me and you in that aspect.. I blow you away. Probably shouldn’t use that sentence in this context…

Del: For the love of all that’s good.. what do you want? Just get out of here now! You don’t want to infuriate a man who can already beat-

Jericho: If you’re so mad, then why don’t you come over and do something about it? Ah.. Rio Rio Rio.. you know Rio translates to river. So you name yourself after a restaurant, and a river? Interesting, but You see, out of all my challengers at Unforgiven you’re the one that kind of stands out to me Del Rio. You’re the only one that’s a bit mysterious to me. I’ve had my issues and matches with the master of abnormality in Sheamus, and I’ve faced the Rock many times in the distant past, but you.. I’ve only had a few matches with you and I got to say you do impress me somewhat, but you know what? Chris Jericho just loves to cause some misery on immoral people like you? Why? Because I’m Chris Jericho, and I could do whatever the hell I damn please!

Jericho turns on the ignition

Jericho: See you later.. Maybe this is a lesson to learn.. Don’t leave the keys in the ignition in the middle of a hallway you idiot.

He turns the wheel and he drives forward down an opening in the hallway going who knows where. Del Rio places his hand over his eyes.

Ricardo: Traje la ensalada que querias Alberto!



Del: Tell me.. I didn’t see what I just saw. I’m going to close my eyes, and when I open them mi amor better be here staring at me with those beautiful headlights.

Ricardo looks confused. Del Rio opens his eyes to a big disappointed. He then looks at. Ricardo slamming the plate down to the floor. They then begin to argue in Spanish with Del Rio aggravated that he was not here to help him against Jericho.

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Normal Match


Alex Riley vs Drew McIntyre

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Alex Rileys theme blasts through the speakers as the XWL newcomer comes through the curtain to a great reaction from the crowd, He makes his way down the ramp high fiving fans before climbing in the ring to start his debut match



Drews theme plays next to a wave of boo's as he makes his way down to the ring looking pissed due to what happened to his locker room earlier



Solid back and forward match up with both men getting in loads of heavy offence for a good twenty minutes before Drew begins to take the upper hand, he nails Riley with a huge dropkick almost knocking his block off, not giving Riley a moment to recover Drew gets right on him like a vulture, kicking him hard across the face each time he tries to get up, Drew waits until Riley is almost standing and he runs off the ropes and comes back with the intention of a huge clothesline but A-Ri flips him over the top rope and he lands near the ramp

The Refs count reaches 4 and Christians theme hits sending the crowd into a frenzy and Drew into a fit, he turns to face the titan tron but Christian is no where to be seen! Drew turns expecting an attack from behind and he gets exactly that but not from Christian, Riley nails him with a HUGE TKO! Right on the ramp!

Riley makes his way back into the ring at the 6 count just as Christian hops over the barrier Mr.Chair in hand, he unfolds it next to Drews motionless body and sits over him with a huge smile on his face, he leans closer into Drew and can be heard screaming, "I WARNED YOU, I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE LIVING HELL UNTIL YOU ACCEPT!"

The refs count finally reaches 10 as Alex Riley celebrates his debut win and Christian picks up his chair and goes to leave, he gets to the top of the stage and begins talking to the chair, what a weirdo right? Almost as if ordered he turns right back around and heads back to Drew who is on all fours trying to get back up, Christian raises the chair high above his head and brings it down on Drews back with no regard for his spine causing a shrill cry of agony to be heard throughout the arena, Christian smirks satisfied and heads back up the ramp as XWL'S Redemption cuts to commercial.


Winner:

Normal Match


Muhammad Hassan Vs Kane





Fn walks out from the back then throws his arms out as the pyrotechnic flames explode behind him



Hassan bails from the ring as Kane gets to his feet, pissed after the loss. Kane doesn't even know what is climbing into the ring now, though. Eventually Kane turns around and sees Fn across the ring from him.



Fn chuckles, but it's not too long before Kane hits him with an uppercut! The two monsters start trading blows as the crowd get on their feet!

JR: "BAH GAWD! We have a monster way on our hands!"

Kane gains control of the melee and goes off the ropes, but Fn hits a back body drop! Fn is fired up and he clotheslines Kane out of the ring, yet, Kane lands on his feet! Kane chuckles as Fn wastes no time in going back onto the assault. Kane ducks a big boot from Fn and ends up pushing him head first into the steel ring steps! The steps (and Fn) fly higher than redemptions steps could ever wish. Kane runs over to Fn and starts to hit shot after shot on his face.

Joey: "Someone will have to stop this or these two will never give up!"

Fn once again fights back and pushes Kane into the barricade. Fn bans Kane's head against the ring apron and he throws him into the announcers table! As Kane tries to get up, Fn rips apart the table himself.

King: "Oh man, I'm getting out of here!"

Fn runs his hand through his hair before he grabs Kane by the throat! The crowd cheers as Fn chokeslam Kane through the table!

Crowd: "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"

Joey: "OH MY GAWD!"

Fn smirks and he proceeds to leave the area. He suddenly stops halfway up the ramp as he glances at the titantron. Kane sits up with a horrible grin on his face! He mouths the words "That's all you got?" and he gets up. Kane meets Fn on the ramp and the two go at it again!

JR: "How in the hell is Kane up? He was just choke slammed through our damn table!"

King: "Where is my crown?"

Joey: "And they are at it again, JR!"

Kane and Fn quickly brawl off the ramp and into the crowd! The crowd pats the monsters on their backs as they pass through. Fn gets the upper hand after he throws Kane into a wall and he grabs a sign from a fan that says "Fn, use my sign!" Fn smirks and creams Kane in the head with it! The two eventually make their way to the backstage area where Kane throws Fn into a hot dog stand!

King: "Just great! No table, no crown, and no hot dogs!"

For some strange reason security has not even tried to step in yet as Fn and Kane fight all around the hallway until they reach the exit. Kane throws Fn out of the door and it looks like he's about to come out as well.

*Insert picture of Kane leaving arena, which won't show up.*

Fn gets up and the two start to brawl in the parking lot. Kane bangs Fn's head into a car hood. Fn wastes no time in getting back on his feet and he kicks Kane in the stomach. He then throws Kane face first into a production truck! Fn picks Kane up, but he gets hit by a low blow! Kane goes for another attack, but security, staff, that police officer who wouldn't let Evan Bourne in, and more security come out to break it up. Kane and Fn take some out, but they eventually fall to the numbers game and are kept apart as Redemption goes to a commercial break.