**We come back but no sound is heard from the commentators, there seems to be an issue with the sound, technicians are rushing around trying to sort something out, but then suddenly a high pitched noise plays out for just a moment then "Hello, Helloooooooo" is heard, the cameras turn towards the titantron, which has a live video feed and it appears that someone is there but, before you have chance you figure about, Kevin Steen comes into focus and shouts "BOOOOOOOOOOO" and then starts laughing.**
[Kevin Steen] Did I scare you?? Did I make you shit yourself??Well I couldn't quite care. As you all know is that I am not at the show tonight as I wasn't booked, I was banned from the arena, so here I am in a cheap hotel awaiting some fun to happen. Why was I banned you may ask? Well apparently XWL deemed it wrong for me to attack officials causing 2 in the same matter of weeks to be off duty with injury. Apparently I am being punished because I am a liability to XWL. So tonight you are all enjoying the matches up and bullshit being spoken by all those disrespectful assholes. XWL I am a crazy son of a bitch, some people call me sick and twisted, I think that's going to far. But XWL you brought this on yourselves, Your employees need to learn something about respect.
Steve, last week touched on this. You see when I stepped foot in XWL, I thought about a new start, I thought that I would come here, have some matches, win some titles, have a ball. But No!! I walk in this place and I am greeted by whom, some low level greasy kid. I get to speak to the an assistant to the management, not themselves, I walk past many superstars who blanked me, I walked past some that even snarled at me. Well it doesn't take much to piss me off, It doesn't take much to turn me from Mr Nice to Mr Mad, and that's what has happened. I sat in the locker room at a house show, where I contemplated what to do, I spoke to nobody and I didn't even get a match. Then the first Breakdown show, it was like deja vu from the house show, no nothing not even a goddamn match, so I let my anger out on that cameraman, he deserved it.
Then last week I came up with a plan with my buddy Steve, after he realised what I did. He first came here to help me and in that help all of you from this side of me I didn't want to unleash. You see the plan is to hurt all who think they are better than me, all them who looked at me and in turn fucked there careers up. AJ, AJ, AJ, you was one of these people, I remember watching you in TNA, even ROH and thinking this guy is great, this guy would probably be a cool guy. Well, Well, Well I was wrong. Last Week you were the first on my hitlist, you was the first person I thought needed to feel the effects of Mr Wrestling, KEVIN STEEN.
I have heard and seen your little talk you have just done on Breakdown tonight, I see you think that you are going to come out to Badd Blood and challenge me and call me out. AJ don't you realise that is just the wrong thing to do, that is what I want, I want to make you wish that you at least shook my hand, maybe even a hello. So you don't have to wait until Badd Blood to call me out, because tonight here in this grotty motel room I accept your challenge that you probably had ready in a big lovey dovey speech to the fans. At Badd Blood, blood will be spilt, mine, yours, whomever there will be and when the match is all said and done, I will show you who I am, Why I am called Mr Wrestling. AJ good luck because you will need it. So anyway I got business to attend to, hahahahaha
**it appears that a young women enters the room and the camera zooms into see that the women is wearing an AJ Styles T-Shirt. Steen goes up close to the camera and gives a wink, then kisses the camera. Then the camera fades to black.**
Austin Main Eventer
Posts : 1612 Likes : 30 Join date : 2011-02-03 Age : 29 Location : Baltimore, Maryland
*As the match between Shawn Michaels and Kurt Angle comes to a close the arena gos dark. Fans await to see what happens, and after some time in the dark a video begins to play on the titantron.*
{King} Welcome back ladies and gentlemen! We are about to show you some highlights from Tyson Kidd's win earlier tonight against Kofi Kingston! What a match that was!
*Natalya's new theme song goes off unexpectedly. Natalya ignores the crowds cheers and walks down the aisle*
{JR} Well Natalya sure doesn't look like herself tonight!
{King} I don't blame her, after Layla targeted her already injured neck last week! Layla is a genius..wait no..she is Flawless!
*Natalya walks straight to the commentators table and sits down, ignoring all 3 of the confused commentators. The Tron shows some replays of Tyson and Kofi's match*
{JR} Hey Natalya, I heard that you are not having a match tonight because of what Layla did to your neck last week, how are you feeling...?
*Natalya just continues staring at the Tron*
{JR} Err..well, what do you think of tonight's tag team match? Team Lay-Cool vs. AJ and a mystery opponent? Who do you think it is?
*Natalya still just stares blankly at the screen*
{King} Okay...well, Eve is back in the ring, does that interest you at all? I know that you were dying to have a interview with her all week!
*Natalya still just stares at the match between Kofi and Kidd on the Tron, without changing her expression. Tyson Kidd is performing the Sharpshooter to Kofi, about to get the win*
Styles Well, this was fun but..
*Natalya finally speaks in a very soft expressionless voice, still not turning her head away from the Tron*
{Natalya} You know what the best thing about a Sharpshooter is JR?
{JR} Well I guess tha..
{Natalya} It's looking up on the tron and seeing your opponents face. Watching them squirm and wiggle in agony...It's a beautiful site really.
Styles Uhmm, that doesn't soun..
{Natalya} Submission moves are a form of art..figuring out the most excruciating hold to put your opponent in...it's almost like their career is in the palm of my hand when I put on the Sharpshooter...If I just pull it a little too tight then they snap like a twig...I always wondered if I was capab..
*JR interrupts Natalya, and she turns her head to him for the first time. JR stutters for a second surprised and a little intimidated by Natalya's mood*
{JR} Bu bu But...I thought that you were turning over a new leaf? You said you were too overconfident and that you needed to sho..
{Natalya} I was going about everything all wrong...I thought that the reason why Maryse beat me was because I was overconfident...but I was wrong...I went into that match not too confident, but too nice...Next time that I get in the ring with her...well, she will see. But that is for another time...My real focus is...Layla.
*Natalya's eyes sharpen*
{Natalya} I thought that Michelle was bringing Layla down, that Layla would do better off alone...But I was wrong..Layla is as sick and twisted as Michelle, but she just doesn't have the guts to show it! She has a fire in her eyes, I saw it in the ring last week...but I will make sure that that fire goes out when I..
{King} Speaking of her match last wee..
{Natalya} I was too nice to her last week...and I payed the price...again...I was fooling myself thinking that being humble would help me win matches and be a "better person"...It just made me a weak ignorant diva, like most of the divas in the XWL...Layla might have hurt my neck last week, but when we get in the ring again...I will snap her "flawless" body in half!....I am going to stay out here until Lay-Cool have their match...I want to have front row seats!
We go to the next scene
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Emily O'Shea New Talent
Posts : 34 Likes : 0 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
*Rob Van Dam's hand is raised in victory, he is battered and bruised after that grueling match. Daniel Bryan slowly gets to his feet as RVD and Daniel both shake hands much to the crowds liking as they cheer both men, Daniel heads out of the ring as RVD raises his title and MITB briefcase in his hand. But suddenly.*
*The theme song of Kurt Angle hits as RVD puts his case and belt down and gets into a fighting stance, the music plays, RVD waits. But from behind Angle runs in and blindsides RVD just like last week, Angle has a small black bag with him but first he picks up RVD and hits an Angle Slam right on the Xtreme Title. He gets RVD to his knees and clobbers him with his Money in the Bank briefcase as the fans boo. RVD is out cold on the mat and now Angle pulls hair clippers out of the small bag!*
[JR] Wait a minute! Oh come on, this is embarrasing, RVD doesn't deserve this! For god sake!
*Angle grabs RVD's head and goes to shave his head to humiliate him, but RVD punches Angle square in the mouth. Angle drops the clippers and runs at RVD only to be caught with a spinning kick from RVD sending Angle to the corner. RVD picks up the title and runs and dropkicks the title into Angles face, but he picks up his briefcase and heads to the opposite corner of the ring. The fans get up to the feet as RVD climbs up the far turnbuckle away from Angle, everyone is standing in the arena as RVD holds the briefcase up while doing his signature pose as the fans cheer his name in excitement. They know what's coming... The crowd is silent, RVD gets up to the top turnbuckle and edges his feet onto the ropes and he dives across from the turnbuckle with a coast to coast Van Terminator, shifting his feet forward and holding his Money in the Bank briefcase in front of his feet. The fans go WILD as it connects with the case slamming right into the face of Angle, RVD holds his back in agony but gets to his feet and soaks in the reception. Angle is flat out on his stomach. RVD then picks up those hair clippers that Angle had, he raises them in the air as the fans approve. He sits Angle up in the corner and turns on the electric clippers and proceeds to shave Angles head! Angle is out cold and unbeknowst to what is happening, RVD keeps going until Angle is just about bald with a small patch of hair or two. He slaps Angle in the face as Angle comes to his senses, RVD moves back and shrugs his shoulders as if to say “Gotcha” He picks up his case and title and heads to the back with a small limp as Angle is freaking out in the ring, holding up bits of his hair and screaming at RVD, shouting about how he is going to end his career at Bad Blood.*
Bang Main Eventer
Posts : 1897 Likes : 40 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 33 Location : Truth or Consquences, New Mexico
*Following a commercial break, the sound of "End Of Days" - the theme music of Wade Barrett & Justin Gabriel - begins to play.*
*On cue, the British brawler Wade Barrett enters from the top of the ramp and begins his journey towards the squared circle. The fans respond in their usual manner with various insults, jeers, boos, obscenities - you name it - aimed in Wade's direction. The cocky Brit completely ignores all of this and climbs through the ring ropes after grabbing a mic from the ringside area.*
*Barrett stands in the center of the ring for a few moments soaking up the noise from the audience. He appears to be less than happy tonight.*
*Eventually, he raises his mic upwards and begins to speak.*
[Wade Barrett] Last week... I did exactly what I said I was going to do. I dominated and destroyed the Intercontinental champion Randy Orton. I pushed him to his limits. I forced him to give me his best inside this ring and he did... but even his best was no match for Wade Barrett.
*The crowd boos and a few being a "You suck!" chant.*
[Wade Barrett] But just as I was about to claim the victory that I earned... after I put in all the work... Ted Dibiase blind tags himself in and covers Orton for the victory.
*The crowd pops. Wade is clearly infuriated.*
[Wade Barrett] Who the hell do you think you are Ted Dibiase?!? You decide to steal the win I rightfully earned?!? I should've been the one to pin Orton last week! I should be the one going down in the record books as pinning the Intercontinental champion! Not you! What gives you the right to take that away from me Ted?
*The crowd are still cheering which seems to infuriate Barrett even more. He takes a few seconds to compose himself before continuing.*
[Wade Barrett] Whenever you were the legal man last week you were outclassed by Orton. I've said it before and I'll say it again. You simply do not deserve to be in the same ring as myself and Randy Orton. We are world class athletes, while you are such a poor wrestler - both in ability and charisma - that you don't even belong on the independent circuit wrestling in bingo halls with the rest of the nobodies let alone a company as big as XWL. Your mediocrity showed through so badly last week I'm amazed that these fans continue to chant your name.
*As if on cue, the fans begin to chant Ted's name.*
[Wade Barrett] But I should expect nothing more from mindless sheep who don't know what's good for them...
*The Ted chants are instantly replaced with boos.*
[Wade Barrett] The fact of the matter is Ted, you robbed me of the glory and the victory I earned last week... and you will pay. You may have earned us an opportunity at the Intercontinental championship at Bad Blood by pinning Orton last week, but trust me... at Bad Blood you will suffer for what you did last week.
*The jeers from the crowd continue as Wade's expression suddenly becomes one that is seriously sinister.*
[Wade Barrett] The Extreme Rules tag match tonight will serve as nothing more than a prequel to the demise of Ted Dibiase which will take place on a worldwide stage for all to see this Sunday. Randy and I will steal the show in a five star matchup while Ted will be down on the mat beaten and broken from the opening bell to the final bell.
[Wade Barrett] And after that final bell, when my hand is raised and I am declared Intercontinental champion... I will make sure that once and for all that Ted Dibiase will no longer be a thorn in my side. I will make sure that your hero is permanently extinguished from XWL.
[Wade Barrett] And that ladies and gentlemen... is not a prediction... that is a promise.
*The crowd boos louder than ever as Wade stares frontwards for a few moments purposefully with a sinister expression on his face. The last image before the screen fades to black for yet another commercial break is that of Barrett making his exit through the ring ropes.*
Jonguin Main Eventer
Posts : 2185 Likes : 38 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 31
John Cena's theme plays through the arena, and he comes sprinting down to the ring
[John Cena] Nashville, whats up, John Cena is here live, in the house. I want ya'll to make some noise. Now earlier tonight, Miz came out here, and said that he would embarras me tonight, in this ring in front of all of you guys. Then, he went on to taunt about your city. He ripped on your city, and called all of your people failures. Someone needs to teach The Miz his lesson, and tonight I am going to. You said I was going to rap on you, and Miz, you're right. This is NASHVILLE Miz.
The fans cheer at Cena, and chant "Bust a rap, Bust a rap"
[John Cena] Yo yo yo, check it. Miz you come out every week saying how you're so great. That is somewhat on the lines of saying Yoshi Tatsu needs to lose some weight. You say you have more talent than me, and that you're 7-0 when we faced off. Dude you try to cheap shot me and I'll rip your balls off Miz, you say we faced 7 times, and your 7-0? Well dude, you say how you're a Chick Magnet, but I bet your girlfriend is a hoe you complain how you need more TV Time, and walk with a strut. Dude, have you looked in a mirror lately, you need your hair cut You say I have no talent, then lets get it on. Oh yeah and Miz, your girlfriend left her thong Miz, this is Nashville, Music City Hall, after our match tonight Miz, you wont even be able to crawl You keep talking, because all your saying is crap. The only thing the people in this arena want to see tonight, is for me to make you TAP!
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 3/27/2011 - 4/3/2011 Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:49 am
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TheFilthParade Main Eventer
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 3/27/2011 - 4/3/2011 Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:13 am
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 3/27/2011 - 4/3/2011 Sat Apr 02, 2011 5:37 am
*As Melina’s titantron and music blast through the arena the crowd erupt in cheers, Melina seems serious and quickly paces down towards the ring.*
[Jim Ross] King! King! It’s Melina, Melina is back in XWL!
[Jerry Lawler] I know JR I can’t believe it, Melina is finally back after a few months away from XWL. I wonder what she’s doing out here.
[Jim Ross] Well I have a feeling it may have something to do with what happened last week, lets have a look at just exactly what happened.
*Footage begins to play from last week where Melina rushed out from the back to help a helpless Chyna who was being attacked by The Beautiful People.*
[Melina] Last week two individuals thought it would be ok to nearly end the career of a diva on her debut match. The beautiful people did what they set out to do and take out Chyna and last week the EMT’s rushed out after the match and now there are rumours that Chyna could be contemplating retiring from professional wrestling because of what you two did. Look I know you two seem to be undefeated and think that you can call the shots but you cant. You seem to think that you can bully people to get what you want and that is not going to happen any more. I want to personally put an end to this little hobby of yours, week after week you seem to just walk into the arena, demand and think that everything will just be given to you on a plate well I got news for you darlings that is not the case and I want to be the one who slaps that silly little smirk off your faces.
[Melina] Look I may not have being here for the last few months but that doesn’t mean I haven’t been watching breakdown. I have seen how you think you control this company and that the network and all the general managers are wrapped around your little finger. I know that you both think you are the best divas around, I mean your level of cockiness seems to have hit an all time high now that one of you is little miss MITB. You both need to be put in your place and you both need a good beat down so that is why next week at bad blood, I am issuing you both a challenge. I want it to be you two little sluts vs me and….. Well, you’ll find out who my partner is soon enough. But at Bad Blood not only are we going to win but we are going to humiliate you both and when that happens you will see that not only are you beatable but you both will hopefully learn to stop being so cocky and arrogant about everything in this business and learn where you stand.
That’s all I have to say so Angelina? Velvet? I’ll see you two next week.
With a breeze of confidence under her wing, Melina makes her down the ring and up the ramp. She walks up with a smile, knowing full well she completed her mission on trying to catch the attention of The Beautiful People, sadly for her, she might have done too much of a good job on that. Just as she was beginning to play to the crowd while walking up the ramp, like a car making a screeching halt, Melina stops and stares at the stage as The Beautiful People arrive on the scene. With fists in toe, Melina was not one to back down but she was also not an idiot. Melina began to move back, somehow get to the ring and secure a weapon, she thought. As tough as she was, she wasn't not in any wrestling gear, nor did she think she could take BOTH Beautiful People members. Some screams began to exchange between Velvet and Melina, though none of it is truly clear.
[Jim Ross] Uh oh King. This is not good for Melina. Those eyes on Angelina look so cold and heartless. She's so business-like, even ignoring to bring the MITB briefcase with her. She must know there is no reason for it now.
[Jerry Lawler] I know J.R., and look at Velvet! She looks like she's a kid about to open her Christmas present the week BEFORE the 25th! So mischievous and evil! Still just as beautiful as always though.
[Jim Ross] Huh, I wish her intentions were as silly and pure as that though King, because I have a bad feeling things are about to get a lot more dark right now.
As Melina began to back away, Angelina and Velvet began to pick up speed. Velvet wore an almost wolf-like stare and snide smile, she was hungry and ready as all hell to catch her prey. Angelina, with a more professionalism, walked down almost as if she had to get this down, like it was a job to just bring down every member of the the diva division to secure her place at the top, in the most violent way possible however of course.
[Jim Ross] The crowd doesn't know how to respond, what use to be just a medium sized boo for when Angelina and Velvet arrived have died down to this just bone-chilling quietness....
Quite the errie quietness indeed from the crowd as they all watch this poor girl get hunted down. What they don't realize at that moment is that Melina was no willing victim. After a long and awkward moment of no one moving, she rushes and when she finally hits the ring, she began to run to the other side to exit and grab a chair. Sadly, high heels are not the best running shoes and she found herself quickly and easily surrounded by angry, beautiful people.
[Jerry Lawler] Things are not looking up for Melina!
[Jim Ross] That goes without saying King.
[Jerry Lawler] Maybe she should have just kept her mouth shut and never interfered last week at all! Now she has to pay the price for playing the hero!
[Jim Ross] Well King I'm not surprised you of all people wouldn't understand a woman's pride at all! Also, I think the correct term is "heroine".
Like a flash of lightning, the Beautiful People rush in and proceed to attack Melina. Velvet clotheslines her back and causes her to fall forward, where she receives an echo-defining slap by Angelina who was waiting in tow in the front of her during this ambush. Melina gets spun around by the sheer force of the slap and seems to be dazed as well. At that exact moment, Velvet grabs the microphone from the mat where Melina dropped it and bashes her in the head with it when they meet face to face. Melina falls down hard and fast and the loud feedback frightens the crowd. Angelina turns Melina face up and bends down to her level. After a quick glance and smile between to the evil vixens, Velvet exits the ring quickly as Angelina begins to strike her head furiously, to make sure she stays down. Velvet grabs a steel chair and enters the ring again, this time her wicked smile (and defiantly not her heart) grows 10 fold. Angelina stops her assault for the moment as they stare at each other with the same wicked laughter shared....
[Jim Ross] Oh my god...this is becoming too much.
[Jerry Lawler] This is the sort of thing that happens when you defy the head honchos of your locker room. You can piss of Vickie and get away with it, maybe get a week off or something without pay but piss of Angelina and Velvet? You might as well go outside with a bat and start swinging at wasp nests since you like pain so much.
[Jim Ross] You're seriously approving this King?!
[Jerry Lawler] I never said I liked it! That's just backstage politics J.R!
Velvet finally stops chuckling along with Angelina for a moment and finally unveils what she planned to do with the chair. Velvet raises the chair high above her head and slams it down hard with vigorous intent as it makes a loud cracking noise that can only be drowned out by Melina's scream as she gets hit on the back repeated times. After about 5 repeats of this, Velvet once again puts Melina face up and grabs the top end of the chair and places it on her neck. Putting almost her whole weight on the chair, she continues to attempt to choke the life out of Melina with the chair as Angelina gets up watches the whole ordeal with great satisfaction. Almost the same satisfaction that Melina had when she left the ring after her speech...
[Jim Ross] Oh c'mon, somebody stop this! You proved your point! This isn't right, this has gone far beyond just "sending a message"....This is sickening is what it is!
[Jerry Lawler] Jokes aside J.R., we don't usually agree on many things but this...this IS just going too far now.
Velvet continues to choke out Melina, now suddenly picking up an insane and loud laughter before suddenly, after a long wave of boos has been showering the crowd, the reaction takes a sudden shift as a very familiar theme hits the speakers in the arena.
The crowd goes insane! It was clear as day who Melina picked as her partner for Bad Blood now! The cheers fill the arena as Velvet drops the chair and it falls to the side on the mat. Melina slowly crawls away with while grabbing her throat in pain, she lets out a couple of coughs before finally resting in a corner away from Velvet and Angelina. It didn't matter to them anyway. Velvet and Angelina had their eyes square on the stage, waiting for the "mystery" partner to appear. What they didn't know is that along with a little bit of hardcore and country, Mickie James was also just as cunning as the most wicked of them. Mickie runs in from the crowd and slides from the back of the ring. Velvet and Angelina, who was still clueless because they were awaiting Mickie to make the traditional entrance, along with her titantron playing, which help disguise James location as well. Mickie walks in with a swagger and the crowd goes even crazier as they see her in the ring. She looks at them....then at the chair Velvet had dropped and left on the mat in the heat of the moment. Mickie James picks up the chair slowly and licks her lips with a small chuckle. She nods and awaits the girls to make the realization.
[Jim Ross] The crowd is going nuts here King! And Mickie James, bah gawd, Mickie James is HERE tonight King. Thank god too for making the save before things got any worse!
Angelina's ears perk up. Why did the crowd suddenly get such an impulse of energy, as if the cheers got even louder? Finally, she makes the startling realization. She turns around to see her partner, Velvet Sky, noticed at the exact same moment. Velvet doesn't think twice as she charges in with dead-lock on intensity, Mickie one clothesline, then another elbow, Velvet gets a bit dizzy herself as Mickie tosses her the chair. Velvet catches it in the heat of the moment and Mickie gets a huge leap in the chair and dropkicks Velvet square in the head, with chair planted perfectly in the middle and she stumbles then both her and the chair fall out of the ring! Angelina Love, in all the commotion, squirms her way to the side of the ring where Mickie couldn't see. She gets ready to pounce and attack till suddenly, just as she moves, someone grabs her ankles and she falls down hard on the ground! What the hell was that?!, Angelina thought, dazed and slowly getting up after taking such a nasty fall. It was Melina! Showing signs of life, Melina attempts to help her partner out by tripping on Angelina's plans of yet another ambush. As Angelina slowly gets up, Mickie looks around the crowd. The crowd starts getting hot again as Mickie with a smile bends over slightly in waiting position, she makes arm motions for Angelina to get up and once she does, Mickie goes for her trademark...well not so original, Mick Kick! Angelina however shows her ability and very nearly dodges the blow to the head. She doesn't need to be told twice however as Velvet makes a motion for her to leave the ring, and Angelina does, she barrels out of the ring and gets close to her partner Velvet as they retreat up the ramp!
[Jim Ross] Dear god King! Angelina's head damn near got kicked right off there!
[Jerry Lawler] I'm just glad this is over! My heart can't take another moment like that, I seriously got worried for Melina there, who knows what else they had planned if it wasn't for Mickie James!
[Jim Ross] Just like a real tag team as well, Mickie should be thanking Melina too! Things could have gone real down south there, pardon the pun I realize, and Melina did what she could and returned the favor for her partner! Now like a couple of scolded female dogs, and I'll leave the name calling at that, The Beautiful People are retreating to their locker rooms!
[Jerry Lawler] I still couldn't believe this crowd's warm reception for Mickie either! My god, what a night it's been. It goes to show anything could happen in pro-wrestling, especially in XWL! Velvet holds her neck in pain after that chair shot from Mickie and stares daggers along with Angelina at both women in the ring. They were all smiles coming down the ramp, but seem to be nothing but frowns going up. Mickie helps Melina up again and raises her hand as a sign of friendship. The crowd goes nuts as Melina and Mickie hug once and take a good look at the girls going up the ramp. They share a couple of words and Melina holds her stomach and head in pain. Mickie laughs and begins to taunt with the crowd along with Melina, while helping her walk around. The segment ends with Mickie's theme playing them off.
TheFilthParade Main Eventer
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 3/27/2011 - 4/3/2011 Sat Apr 02, 2011 11:38 am
We are back from the “ “ commercial break of the night, and we go to commentary!
Jr: Well this is quite interesting. I’ve just received word that Jericho is actually going to host the highlight reel! But.. I don’t see any sort of set-up in the ring.
King: Are you sure he said highlight reel Jr? Maybe he’s just going to come out here, and give us a highlight of his lost last week, and show it over and over again so the whole world can see what kind of loser champion we have.
Style: King, just because you’re the world champion doesn’t mean you need to win every night. Jericho even said himself that he’s all about fun, and well, I’ll just let him speak for himself.
Chris Jericho’s theme plays, and yeah “insert many details here” of course Jericho is nice enough to put this picture of himself walking down the entrance ramp.
He then goes into the ring, and he request a microphone, and begins to talk shortly afterwards.
Jericho: What’s this you may ask? An impromptu Jericho appearance? This is not right. A Chris Jericho appearance should be hyped with various images and video packages. What’s even more surprising is that at this moment we’re also about to start the next edition of the highlight reel! An impromptu highlight reel to be more exact! Why is all of this coming to you all as a surprise? Well you see, I was kind of enjoying this little belt of mines, and I’ve been losing my train of thought, but that doesn’t mean I’m losing a screw. I still know where I am, and what I want to do, and right now I want to hold a highlight reel! What’s that? There is no Jeritron? Oh yes of course! Well, you see ladies and germs my guest tonight is none other than the Celtic warrior himself, and let’s be honest, is there really any in that mans career thus far that’s worthwhile to show in my beloved Jeritron? & Anyhow, what’s the point of bringing that machine in when we all know it will always meet the same fate..again..and..again… quite a tragic faith to be honest, so… yeah now that I think about it, this really shouldn’t be called a highlight reel. More like a highlight Q & A. I don’t know, I’m not good with names calling for shows so sue me.
Jericho: Bad Blood is just one week away already, and man oh man how times flies right? Feels like yesterday when I made Sheamus tap out to win my 4th world title, and I’m already in line for my first defense inside the steel cage, which has been abused a lot as of late. I guess Vickie has a thing for putting people in cages, and seeing them “act like animals” as she would say. Should be a fun and interesting match, and of course I’m looking forward to making Sheamus tap out again. However, now’s not the time to look in my Jericho-crystal ball and predict the future. Now is the time for this Q & A that won’t be to exciting since Sheamus will be guest of honor, but I prepared something for you all. This won’t be a normal Q & A because we will get down to the hard question insides that hovering steel cage above me! It’s not just there to look upon its superstars, and to pass forward it’s judgment. No, it’s actually going to get used tonight! Still not exciting enough? Well here enjoy this picture of Sheamus.
A picture of Sheamus is shown on the titantron.
Jericho: Now seriously, how can you not enjoy this Highlight Q & A when you have such a delightful, and awe inspiring image to excite all the Sheamus fans around the world? It’s soothing, I know I can stare at that and form a smile multiple times. So enjoy ladies and gentlemen, and well I guess I’m at a loss for words. Based on your reaction, looks like my psychology skills are beginning to have immediate effects!
Crowd continues to laugh.
Jericho: You know, one of the perks of being a champion is the pull that you have. Champion’s influence the people, and they represent their respective companies. When XWL comes to mind we think of the resilient, and extreme style of ROB VAN DAM! We see the ruthless, and self absorbed Viper known as Randy Orton. The submission expert who can’t seem to catch a break with his All American Chick, Jack Swagger is there, and of course we have the dominant Maryse who’s trying to save the world…or something, but then we have the mighty world champion himself. The man of many faces, the legend, the myth, the guy who’s far more exciting than Sheamus himself, its Chris freaking Jericho! I remember a time when creativity came to mind when you attacked someone from behind, but rookies these days just go straight for the kill! Like last week for example, after my epic match with Aries, Sheamus took the pleasure of attacking me after my match, and then getting very comfortable with my championship. What many don’t realize is that with that action, Sheamus admits to sucking big white golf balls, which is quite unfortunate for him.
As the Crowd seems to be delighted with everything Jericho says, the mood chagnes quickly by the hard hitting music of Sheamus.... Who then walks out with a unpleasant expression..
…as he slowly and methodically approaches the ring with a microphone in hand.
Sheamus: Ya know something Jericho, I don't understand how these people here in (insert city name here) can sit and listen to your stupidity. A jar or Mayonaise huh? Like I haven't heard that before fella. I see right through ya, it's plain to see that you use comedy to hide your fear.
Sheamus makes it to the ring steps and starts walking up them and enters the ring as he continues to talk.
Sheamus: All you do is talk, when I let my actions speak for themselves. Take last week for example. You ran your mouth in the back... and well me... I ran my boot into your face. Had the roles been reversed and you had the guts to attack me... Rest assure that I wouldn't just be standing there in the ring as I look you in the eye and say... You're afraid of me.
Jericho: You see what I mean folks? Before you get your pillows ready, fear not because Jericho is still strong and alive to keep this event running, and flowing with miles of excitement to keep everyone satisfied for the night, now I’m going to pretend you didn’t say a god damn thing fella, because for 1, you’re a broken record, and two I can’t really take you seriously when… that’s up there in the titantron, so just stand there with your scary, monster like presence, and get ready for the question’s.. which will begin..right….about… wait, god damn it! Lower this cage down! It’s about to get ugly!
The cage gets lower and lower, but it stops, almost surrounding the whole ring, but not quite. You can still use the ropes to exit the ring.
Jericho: Did you really think I was going to get locked in here with you so soon? Come on, I know you! You where raised by caveman in the forests, so it’s pretty obvious your anger management issues will get the best of you leading to a match that’s suppose to be held at Bad blood!
Sheamus: Are you sure you want to be locked in this cage with me right now? You can keep on with the jokes, call me boring and even make fun of how but the fact of the matter is this. You are the biggest joke in XWL. You see this ring, you feel the presence of that cage and now you realize you're in my world. This isn't the highlight reel, this isn't your show, you’re not on Dancing with the Stars You're in XWL where I hurt people... all types of people. I don't care and to be honest I wouldn't mind hurting you now. Fact is you might not make it out of this cage in any condition to go to Bad Blood. What's to stop me from ending this with the brutal annihilation of Chris Jericho right now?
Jericho facepalms, gets out of the ring ad takes out a pillow from under the ring. He then grabs a steel chair, and sits next to the commentary table.
Jericho: OH MY GOD! What’s wrong with you Sheamus? Can’t you ever say anything interesting!? There’s a steel cage hovering over us. It’s not surrounding the ring, so where are you getting this information from? Getting out of this cage…we’re not even in the cage! The last highlight reel got jacked by what’s his name, so that was at least somewhat entertaining, but you’re already boring the living hell out of me! I’ll tell you What Sheamus. I’ll give you a chance to redeem yourself. I did a little research, and not many people know this but you’re quite the singer, aren’t you? You sang in the Palestrina choir until your puberty years, and this leads me to my first question. Will you sing for us Sheamus? Come on, give us a Sheamus memory to remember!
Crowd cheers!
Jericho: Or you know, I could just take a nice slobberknocker nap here next to my good old pal Jr!
Jr is laughing a bit, along with styles, while King is a bit disgusted by Jericho’s childish nature. The crowd is digging this, and they really want to hear Sheamus sing.
Jericho: If you want to feel at home, just stare at that picture, and you’ll get a nice laugh! It will scare away all your fears, and then we can hear the singing sensation Snormus sing us a nice tune to keep our spirits awake. We can only hope!
Sheamus: Let's see, you people want me to sing? Let me hear it... Get loud if you want to hear me sing a song? Don't be shy.
The crowd cheers and chants for Sheamus to sing...
Sheamus: Well look at that, I bet you don't what it's like to have a crowd of people actually want to hear you sing? Isn't that right fella. I mean you want to dig into my past with my lyrical talents, how about we dig into yours. Does anyone out there remember that horrid band Fozzy?
The crowd cheers for Fozzy... and Sheamus smirks
Sheamus: Right, they failed so hard. I mean come on. After you perform your first song, the crowd boos so loud that no one else can hear how much you suck. If I perform here tonight, I'll put your entire singing career to waste... Much like I plan to do with your wrestling career inside the Steel Cage at Bad Blood. Just like I did to Evan Bourne. How I ended his career in the Cell at No Escape.
Jericho: Well. What can I say Jerichoholics? I tried, but Sheamus just likes to talk about brutality, and doing this and that. One has to wonder what happened during Pale boy’s childhood. What caused him to tick? In fact Sheamus, that’s going to be my next question. I welcome you all to this special edition of the highlight reel featuring doctor Jericho, and his patient, Sheamus.
Jericho slowly enters the ring again.
Jericho: So Sheamus, what’s the answer? Bullied? Abusive parents? Maybe you where the spoiled brat type, and then ended up becoming a bigger spoiled brat. Chris Jericho, and the crowd wants to get into Sheamus’s deep, and interesting memories.
Sheamus: Do I look like I've ever been bullied? You want to know what makes me the monster I am? You want to know the reasons behind the brutality that I dish out. I don't think you can understand it. I'll put it to you like this. I use brutality on those who act like an ass. Kind of like you, you assclown. When you deserve a beating fella, there's nobody that can hurt people quite like me. Just ask Joey Styles, Rosa Mendes, or Evan Bourne. Anyone who gets in my ring and opposes me becomes my target.
Jericho: Ugh, well this isn’t going anywhere, so when in doubt, try something different! Alright Sheamus, maybe this will be a more serious question for you to relate to perhaps. You’re Sheamus, probably the biggest breakout star in XWL yet. It didn’t take you long to make it into the world title scene. I mean Vickie just sort of bumped you up there even though you only won a handful of matches, just to try something new she says. Give Evan Bourne some new fish to fry.
Jericho takes a moment to think.
Jericho: I was a bit busy at that time dealing with Miz, but I took a free break every now and then from the ass kicking, and saw your work. At first, I wasn’t really impressed with you at all. I mean, what’s so special about this guy? He’s the typical powerhouse, and the only attribute he has that stands out is the color of his skin. Your moveset is limited, but you still managed to become world champion at No escape. Barely, but still you won. It was your first Hell in a Cell ever, and you shined like the breakthrough superstar that you are. Can anyone around here go back a year, and honestly predict that Sheamus of all people would become world champion? I know I can’t. It would never cross my mind, but then again Evan becoming champion was also a big surprise. Sheamus, you talk a big game, but can you really handle the big spotlight? It was only your 3rd ever big main event at FS3, and you lost. Perhaps choked, and tapped out! Do you talk a big game to hide the fact that you’re shaking in your boots knowing that you’re in the ring with a wrestling legend?
Crowd cheers.
Jericho: By the way, going to your earlier question, I make jokes to laugh because sometimes you only need one short burst of laughter to heal the spirit. You’ve got to learn to laugh more often, and maybe you won’t be classified as a grumpy white monster.
Sheamus: For a second you actually bored me with yet another pointless question. You honestly think I get nervous? That I'm afraid to be in my ring with the likes of you. You've got it all wrong fella. Yea, I, unlike a thousand other champions in the past, actually own up to my losses. What makes me the most respected beast of a man, is that when I lose, and that's really rare... I bounce back from a loss in devastating fashion. I show no mercy, I break bones and I make the little kids at home cry when their favorite superstar gets demolished by me. I know, that you'll never win them all, but when it comes to me. I don't worry about it, because I know that each and every time I wrestle, that these people remember me. I leave an impact that changes the face of an industry. As you said, I've risen straight to the top real fast, and that's because I chase down opportunities and let people know I'm for real. Oh and me smiling.... Yea I smiled a lot last week when I was beating you down and leaving you in pain.
Jericho: Wow, I bored you? My god, that’s it! My whole career is over! All those years in comedy school wasted! All those hours for nothing. The nights of sweating, crying, and bleeding to come up with the perfect joke… wasted nights. My life has no meaning, oh my whatever will I do? Sheamus, here’s the deal. In all of your championship matches so far, it’s been either a triple threat match, or a fatal four way. There has always been other distractions. Evan Bourne… MVP. You’ve yet to have a serious one on one title match against anyone, and at bad blood you get the opportunity. You’ll face me one on one, and the thing about triple threat and fatal four way matches is that it’s up to luck to some extent. You’ll never know if someone unexpectedly comes behind you to slow down your momentum. But, now it’s not like that. I don’t live, and breath to win matches. I do all of this for the fans, and to give them a performance that will be remembered for years to come, but now that I’m champion it’s going to take quite the effort on your part to take this from me. This title along with the fans mean the most to me.
Crowd cheers.
Jericho: Sheamus, Bad blood will truly be the Ultimate test for you. If you win, then you get my complete respect, but if you don’t then you will just be that other guy, who was lucky the night he won that one world title. Does it depress you knowing that your sense of victory is truly false? Evan Bourne, yeah you ended his career, but I’m not Evan Bourne. I’m experienced, and I actually have the tools to deal with Jackasses like you who think they’re at the center of it all. Oh yes, this is serious Jericho speaking, and I can tell from that glimmer in your eye that you’re completely overwhelmed. I told you that I have many different faces to show, but the question is, how will you deal with it when the time comes? What will you do if you win inside this steel cage? If you lose? Can Bad blood possibly be the last time that you headline and event? So many questions, but the most important one of all. When you look back at Bad blood 2011, what do you want to remember? What tale will you tell your children, or even grandchildren? Do or die situation Sheamus. Can you handle it? I hope you can because there’s really no triumphant to be gained in beating a mentally disoriented opponent.
Sheamus: All that I need to know is that after Bad blood I’ll be coming out being labeled the two time world champion, and if it makes you feel better, then yeah you’re right fella. I have yet to have a singles championship match, but a win is a win. Beating 2 or 3 people at once is a far greater accomplishment than beating an old, stale bodied has been like yourself, and you want to know what story I’ll tell my kids or grandkids? Well, how about the story of when I beat the living daylights out of Chris Jericho one week before Bad Blood…2011…!
Sheamus kicks Jericho in the stomach, and he then clubs him in the back. Jericho drops his belt, and Sheamus is in control right now continuing to attack him on his back with various clubs. Sheamus grabs the world title again, and by the looks of it he’s once again going to hit Jericho in the skull with the belt. Sheamus goes for the world title strike, but Jericho ducks, and he then hits an enziguri kick that knocks Sheamus down on one knee. Jericho then gets a hold of HIS world championship, and he hits Sheamus right in the head with it, knocking down the big man. The crowd is excited to see Jericho in control, and now he cleans his world title with his shirt, since Sheamus is a dirty little white boy. Jericho’s theme then begins to play, and he exits the ring. Style: Well, at least a Jeritron didn’t get destroyed again.
Jr: Well Sheamus got what he deserves after his cheap attack from last week, beating down on a fatigued Chris Jericho.
Jericho is walking up the entrance ramp, and he then looks back seeing Sheamus who’s starting to move. Jericho smirks, and he then raises his hand, making some sort of call to the people backstage. Jericho then looks back in the ring, and the steel cage lowers, and it now surrounds the ring! Sheamus is trapped in the cage, and Jericho lets out a small laugh, before continuing to walk up the entrance ramp. Meanwhile Sheamus realizes that he’s locked in the cage like a wild animal.
Sheamus then tries to open the door, but it’s locked shut! Some officials come down to attempt to open the door, but no luck. Sheamus gets more impatient, but eventually that one official with the key arrives, and opens the steel do. Sheamus goes down the ramps shoves all the officials out of his way, and we the last thing we see before going to our unexpected commercial break is a ragy Sheamus.
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Michelle McCool & Layla "LayCool" Vs AJ Lee & A Mystery Partner
Mystery partner is the debuting Sara Del Ray
So the match begins with Del Ray taking early control over Layla. She appears to get a signature but Layla is able to reverse then tries for a desperate tag to Michelle but AJ tags in quicker and pulls Layla far away from her corner. She then rebounds off the ropes with an enzuigiri picks up Layla and connects with a standing sliced bread. She covers 1......2.....but Layla pops the shoulder up. AJ then makes the mistake by taking to the top rope thats when Layla jumps to her feet pulls the ropes down causing AJ to lose her footing. She then pulls her by her arm and throws her off the top rope and down to the hard canvas. She picks up AJ following that with A simply flawless kick. She covers 1.....2.....but AJ surprises everyone by kicking out. Layla pulls AJ by her leg to her corner tags out to Michelle who then performs a double leg lock combo with Layla. The referee's count reaches 3 and Layla exits the ring as Michelle attempts the MAD-T. AJ manages to reverse by kicking Michelle away but thats not all she did because Michelle was forced right into her corner knocking Layla off the apron with a sick thud. AJ hits a spin back kick on the worried Michelle then tags out to Del Ray who shocks the crowd by hitting a deadly piledriver! She covers 1......2......but Layla reaches from the outside pulling the referee by his leg out of the ring breaking the count! The referee and Layla share heated words as she throws her hands up mouthing the words " I didn't do anything!"
Layla then gets back on the apron as AJ performs a double flap jack combo when she gets tagged in by Sara Del Ray. Michelle manages to get in control and connects with a spear later on. She attempts the Faith Breaker but can't lift Sara's weight and so Del Ray counters into a facebuster. She stays right on her going for a pick up but Michelle rakes her eyes then hits the Faith Breaker! She covers 1.......2.......but AJ pulls the referee out this time! Layla yells from across the ring as AJ simply smiles. Michelle then tags out to Layla and the two perform a double suplex combination. Layla picks up Del Ray and performs a combo of quick kicks then rakes her eyes and hits another spinning kick. Instead of covering she picks up Del Ray but she counters with an Irish whip but Layla counters chopping her arm away then hits the kick again! She covers 1........2.........Michelle charged in with a big boot knocking AJ out cold but Sara kicks out at the last second! Layla becomes absolutely furious she stomps all over Del Ray then picks her up attempts the Lay-Out but she counters into a back slide 1.....2....but Layla gets her shoulders off the mat. Layla runs off the ropes as Does Sara and both women drop each other with running face crushers! The fans begin to get behind AJ whos begging for a tag on the apron. Michelle begins to beg for one too as both crawl to the corner and tag out! Michelle gets in first and AJ leaps up taking Michelle down with a clothesline then another then a standing drop kick. She tosses Michelle into the corner hits a running monkey flip takedown then gets pumped! She takes to the top rope again and connects with a hurricanrana. She covers 1.......2......but Layla charges in and stomps the back of AJ's neck breaking the count. She exits the ring as Michelle gets up waits for AJ to turn around then goes for a big boot but AJ ducks it and Layla nearly gets hit with the big boot but she jumps off the apron evading it. Michelle tries to get her leg off the rope which seemed to have tangled up with the missed kick but thats all AJ needed. She runs off the ropes springboarding off with a luncha style bulldog freeing Michelle but knocking her out as well. Layla finally gets back on the apron thats when AJ connects with a top rope aided sliced bread. Before she covers she attempts to knock Layla off the apron but Layla hops off and begins to taunt her laughing at her. AJ walks away teasing a pin waiting for the moment that Layla finally gets back on the apron. She does and AJ connects with a drop kick sending her off the apron with a light thud. She covers Michelle finally 1........2.....Layla gets to her feet rushes into the ring but its too late as AJ scores the 3 count!
Styles: AJ has done it! Just days before her big match with Layla she finally scores her very first victory!
Ross: That right there is going to effect Layla more than you know. She just saw her tag partner and best friend Michelle McCool get pinned...Now shes not facing a "loser" like she thought...This girl just beat a five time champion in this company!
Styles: Layla is absolutely furious...She hasn't checked on Michelle once....Shes kept her glaring gaze right on AJ...This could perhaps be the start of a new rise for AJ Lee.
Ross: Not only that but Sara Del Ray has also scored her very first victory in her debut! I look forward to hearing just what she has to say about this amazing experience.
Layla's angered face loosens up for a moemnt as AJ and Del Ray finally head to the back. She bends down then finally checks on Michelle who seems absolutely embarrassed. Layla begins to help Michelle up and out of the ring while we go to a commercial break.
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Subject: XWL Breakdown: 3/27/2011 - 4/3/2011 
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