XWL Breakdown: 3/4/2012 - 3/11/2012

Live From – New York, NY

Deadline Time: 5:00 PM EST

Arena for Matches: Smackdown

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Normal Match

Goldust vs Shane Douglas

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Normal Diva Match

Natalya Vs Michelle McCool

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Normal Match

Crimson Vs Brock Lesnar

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Normal Match

The Hurricane Vs Perry Saturn

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Normal Diva Match

Layla Vs Maryse

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Normal Match

Sin Cara Vs Dolph Ziggler

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Normal Match

James Storm Vs Kurt Angle

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Normal Match

Sheamus Vs Alberto Del Rio

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Normal Match

Undertaker Vs Kaz

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Diva Tag Team Match


Rosa and Rosita Vs Chickbusters

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Normal Match

Cody Rhodes vs ???

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Normal Match

Mr. Anderson Vs Rey Mysterio

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Normal Match

Kofi Kingston Vs Joey Ryan

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Normal Match

Davey Richards Vs Alex Shelley

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Normal Match

Mark Henry Vs Justin Gabriel

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Normal Match

Wade Barrett Vs AJ Styles

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Normal Match

The Rock Vs Edge

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Breakdown returns from a brief commercial and we’re taken to the ringside area

{Jim Ross}
Hello folks and welcome back to Breakdown. We’re just a few weeks away from our biggest event of the year and Final Stand is shaping up to be the biggest one yet.

{Jerry Lawler}
That’s for sure JR. There’s so many matches to look forward to. One things for sure this week as well as the following weeks are bound to be pretty crazy.

{Jim Ross}
Don’t I know it partner. One man who seems to have his hands full is Breakdown’s resident “Cowboy” James Storm. Not only is he competing in his first ever Money In The Bank match but he also seems to have the attention of XWL’s toughest S.O.B Stone Cold Steve Austin

King scoffs

{Jerry Lawler}
Oh come on JR. If anyone’s got his hands full it’s that foul-mouthed friend of yours Austin. For two straight pay-per-views in a row Storm has left Austin bloodied and battered. I think it’s a about time Austin takes Storm’s advice and puts down that beer and hangs up his boots. He doesn’t know what he’s getting himself into.. James Storm is the..

Seemingly out of nowhere King is interrupted by



The camera pans around as the crowd gets off their feet and sure enough the Texas Rattlesnake himself steps from behind the curtain. He looks around at the crowd and makes his way down to the ring.



Austin hops up on each turnbuckle and taunts to the crowd. He hops down and smirks before walking over to the ringside area. He ask for a mic and paces the ring for a few minutes before speaking



Steve Austin: If y’all here in this here arena came to see ole Stone Cold Steve Austin open up a can tonight gimme a hell yeah!

{Crowd}
Hell Yeah!!

Steve Austin
Well, now you’re all probably wondering just what I came out here for and I’ll keep this short and sweet. In just two weeks time we’re gonna roll into an arena and have ourselves the biggest PPV of the year.

{Crowd}
What?!

Steve Austin
At that PPV we’re gonna see some of the biggest matches of the year take place. From a World Heavyweight bout to two of the toughest gals I’ve ever seen battling it out for the Diva’s Championship. Now while that sounds all nice and dandy there’s been something on my mind.

{Crowd}
What?!

Steve Austin
I’ve had an itch that needs a scratching.

{Crowd}
What?!

Steve Austin
But no matter what ole Stone Cold does that itch just won’t go away. I’ve tried scratching at it..

{Crowd}
What?!

Steve Austin
Putting creams on it

{Crowd}
What?!

Steve Austin
I even went to the doctor. I walked into that office

{Crowd}
What?!

Steve Austin
Looked him right in his eyes and I said

{Crowd}
What?!

Steve Austin
I said Doc.. Then he looked at me and he said “What?” and I told him well doc here’s the story. Ole Stone Cold Steve Austin has an itch that he just can’t get rid of. No amounts of medicines, creams, or home concoctions will make it go away. So, the doc looked at me and he smiled and said..

{Crowd}
What?!

Steve Austin
He said he couldn’t really understand what was wrong with ole Stone Cold Steve Austin. So, I hopped up on that little stool and I sat right beside him and I said doc, I got this problem with this guy at work. No matter how much I beg

{Crowd}
What?!

Steve Austin
No matter how much I plead. Or cry this sorry some bitch just won’t give me what I want. So, he looked at me and I looked at him. Then he cleared his throat and he said we’ll now what would that be Steve? So I smiled and I told him the little story.

{Crowd}
What?!

Steve Austin
I told him about how for a few months now this sorry jackass by the name of James Storm is trying to back out of a fight with ole Stone Cold. He looked at me and he said.. Well Steve to be honest I’d back out of a fight with you to. I mean look at cha you’re in the best shape of your life, you kick asses and stomp mudholes and walk em dry for a living. I don’t blame him for being scared of you.

{Crowd}
What?!

Steve Austin
So I looked at him and I thought to myself ya know what you might be right. Ole James just comes out here week after week claiming that he’s doing me a favor? That he’s going to put me out of my misery and I’m not doing him any good by asking for a match with him? Well, son I’m sorry to tell you this but I’m Stone Cold Steve Austin I don’t give a damn who you are when I ask you something you answer do you hear me?

{Crowd}
What?!

Steve Austin
You can whine and moan that you’ve got your hands full. That you’re competing in the biggest match of your life in the MITB match but, I got news for you son, you ain’t seen nothing until you step in this ring with ole Stone Cold Steve Austin and you put your money where that beers gone and face me like a man. Now I’m gonna ask you nicely get your sorry little ass out here or I’ll come back there and drag you by your purdy little head and that’s all I got to say about that!

The crowd cheers loudly as Austin waits at the edge of the ring for Storm to show up



*Storm walks out onto the stage to a louder than usual roar of boo's. He grins and seems to be enjoying the hate from the fans as he walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. He removes his hat and places it on the mat.



{James Storm}
You won't stop will you? I don't know if it's that you can't handle your beer as well as you used to or if you've been dumped on your head to many time to realize NO means NO. We've never officially faced each other in a match despite being in each other's way for almost 3 months now and yet you still fail to realize that I've beaten you. When I threw you through the mini-tron; when I dropped you spine first onto the stage. What else is there for me to prove by accepting this match? A chance at costing myself a World Title here in XWL, a chance at losing my glorious moment in the history of Final Stand, all of that to face you in a steel cage just cause you don't know when to quit?! Hell no! I wasn't born yesterday. Steve at Final Stand you're not going to have a match and I will it's simple as that. And there's nothing you can do to change that; I'm gonna head out now. You try and get some sleep at night and stop thinking about me.

*Storm begins to step out of the ring but before he can Austin grabs his shoulder and gently guides him back to the ring. Storm starts staring down to the mat and removes his sunglasses and tosses them to the at along with his hat as Austin speaks...



Steve Austin
That was a nice speech but that's not gonna fly for Ole' Stone Cold! EH EH! You see if I have to I'll beat a yes out of you!



{James Storm}
Austin, listen, I'm gonna walk out of this ring and me and you, from that point on, are done!

*Storm steps out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp but realizes he forgot his hat and sunglasses in the ring. He turn and sees that Austin is grinning in the ring with a beer in his hand. He picks up the pair of sunglasses and places them on. Storm begins freaking out.

{James Storm}
Those are $500 sunglasses!

*Austin takes off the glasses and make a sarcastic impressed look towards the glasses and drops them to the mat, he then proceeds to stomp on them, leaving them crushed under his foot.

{James Storm}
WHAT THE HELL?!

*Austin then picks up Storm's hat and places it on his head. He pops open his beer and after a quick swig removes the hat.

{James Storm}
That hat's special to me! Stop it! DAMMIT!

*Austin proceeds to pour the open beer into Storm's hat and then slam it onto the mat and then stomps out the hat! Storm snaps and runs and dives into the ring! But as he goes to strike Austin, Austin spits the beer he swigged moments ago in the face of Storm and kicks him in the gut...STUNNER! STUNNER! Austin gets to his feet and about starts firing fists towards Storm but security dives into the ring and separates Storm and Austin! They manage to drag Austin to the outside of the ring, they form a wall around Storm to keep him from exiting the ring, but instead he grabs a mic while in the midst of his rage.

{James Storm}
AUSTIN?! I'M GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT! THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU EMBARRASS ME! YOU GOT YOUR MATCH!

*As the words leave Storm's lips he immediately regrets it. Austin tells security that he's not gonna touch Storm again until Final Stand and he walks to the back grinning and laughing at manipulating Storm. The camera cuts to Storm whose on his knees with a look of shock and then he buries his beer-soaked face into his palms as the show cuts to commercial following the shot of a distraught James Storm in the middle of the ring.

Following the commercial break just minutes after Layla's victory over the one of 2012 Miss MITB participants, we see the divas champion, AJ walking the halls with her title around her small shoulder. She turns the corner perhaps trying to meet up with Kaitlyn whom she's set to team up with in just a bit, but instantly as she turned the corner she falls back onto the floor knocked out from an unknown blow. A second later a woman's laughter is heard, and that's when we see none other than Layla with her briefcase in hand and standing over the knocked out divas champion.

[JR]
AJ's out cold!

[King]
That briefcase must've bounced off her skull...

Layla then kneels down on the floor, grabbing AJ's title from around her shoulder, looks at it with a gleam in her eye, then slowly runs her hand down the out of it AJ's face while smirking before dropping the title down on her stomach, and casually walking off with her statement issued loud and clear.


[JR]
Well what was that about?

[King]
Sending a message, JR, and AJ's going to be feeling that in the morning.

Just as Layla is out of sight, a casually walking Kaitlyn quickly changes to a frantic one as she notices her best friend on the ground. She rushes over tending to her and asking for help before we fade out and back to ringside.

Normal Match

The Rock Vs Edge










Edge's theme plays throughout the arena as the crowd goes crazy. He rises to his feet and the referee raises his hand in victory. He brushes the hair out of his face and walks over to the turnbuckle, he climbs up onto the second rope and raises his arms to celebrate his victory.

[JR]
What a win for Edge and by the way Edge has been wrestling lately, if I was Cody Rhodes i'd watch out.

[King]
Agreed, with his wins over Wade Barrett, Dolph Ziggler and now The Rock! Edge is a force to be reckoned with.

[JR]
Yeah and... wait a minute, is that Cody Rhodes running down the ramp?

Just as JR says that, the camera moves over to the ramp where Cody is seen running down the ramp with his mask in hand and he's sliding into the ring. Cody Waits behind Edge who is still celebrating on the turnbuckle. The fans boos and Edge's look of happiness turns to confusion as he get's off the turnbuckle and turns around. Cody charges Edge and hits him over the skull with his protective mask.

[King]
Ouch, that's gotta hurt. Typical Cody attacking from behind.

Edge's theme stops playing as Cody gets on top of Edge and begins to punch him over the head a couple more times before getting off. Cody walks over to Rock and helps him up, pointing at Edge in the process. Both men walk over to Edge and start stomping on him. Cody tells Rock to pick and Rock does just that. Rock holds onto Edge as Cody yells in his face and after Cody's yelling comes to an end he slaps Edge across the face. He goes to slap Edge again until...

Ted DiBiase's theme sounds throughout the arena and huge pop follows from the sold out arena.



Both men turn their attention to the stage where they expect Ted but their is no sign of him yet. With both men distracted Edge has some time to stand up and regain consciousnesses. Cody notices Edge getting to his feet so he tries to take advantage of this by running towards the ropes and attempting to hit beautiful disaster. But Edge has other plans and hit the Spear in mid air!

[JR]
SPEAR! SPEAR! WHAT A SPEAR!

[King]
Not only that, look! On The Stage!

Quicker than the cameras can turn their direction to the stage, out running down the ramp is none other than Ted himself.

[JR]
Business is about to pick up folks!

[King]
I'll say! Just look at The Rock, he's hightailing it out of here and I don't blame him after Ted threw him head first into a wall last week!

As quick as DiBiase slides into the ring, The Rock throws his hands up telling him to stop, but that doesn't do any good, as Ted lunges at him, The Rock drops down and rolls under the bottom rope and high tails it over to the barricade. Ted quickly follows exiting the ring right as The Rock hopped the barricade.

[JR]
There goes The Rock!

Ted makes his way over to the barricade as fast as he can and then hops over it in high pursuit of The Rock.

[King]
And there went Ted!

The capacity crowd goes nuts as Ted hops over the barricade then quickly runs up the stairs which The Rock had already climbed the majority of. Some fan tries to block The Rock's path as he almost reaches the top, he shouts "Move it teletubby!" but the fan is persistent, Ted's getting closer and closer, The Rock sees this then suddenly smiles and points to the left shouting "Is that a cheeseburger?!" the fan turns and that's when The Rock zips past him and up the stairs completely. He tried to go through the doors to the concession stands, but they're locked! He bangs on them shouting for them to open up, but it's no use, Ted gets even closer, that's when he begins running down the other side of the steps and right past Ted! Frustrated, Ted jumps over the bar that split the steps, and continues his pursuit of The Rock. As Rock runs down the steps, an angry former Rock fan throws his foot out, The Rock doesn't realize until it's almost too late, just as he's about to be tripped, he leaps over the fan's leg, then busts out laughing at the fan's failed attempt of helping Ted. He points at him just laughing and laughing, then starts to back up only to slip on a hot dog wrapper at his feet!

[JR]
The Rock is down, and Ted's getting close!

[King]
Why can't people pick up their trash!? Hurry, Rock! Get up! Hurry!


Excited screams from the members of the New York crowd sound as Ted becomes dangerously closer to The Rock. Rock angrily stomps on the wrapper and glares at the laughing audience members, then turns his head noticing Ted's distance from him and yells for the fan that tried to trip him to get out of the way and bypasses him finding his way into the seating position of the audience. Rock begins to make his way through the crowded area, Ted tries to as well but the fans are just not making it easy for The Rock to get by, while they have no problem in letting Ted pass. Rock begins to get out of breath after competing in a highly competitive match just minutes ago, reaches the end of the sea of fans then notices a cup in one of the audience member's hands, snatches it out their grasp then chugs it quickly just as Ted is just inches from him! He finishes the drink, looks right at Ted who's clearly ready to kick his ass in every which way possible, so The Rock does what he does best, and throws the empty cup right at Ted! It barely grazes him, Ted looks confused as can be, then mouths "Seriously?" but while he had gotten caught off guard by The Rock's unusual assault, The Rock had began running away again and hops over the barricade! DiBiase notices this then continues his chase and finally jumps over the barricade just as The Rock was midway up the ramp.

[King]
This is crazy, JR! It's like a real life version of Tom and Jerry!

[JR]
Well, that's certainly a way of putting it. Ted wants his hands on The Rock and The Rock wants no part in that.

[King]
This isn't fair to The Rock though, JR! He just had a match, he's gotta be exhausted!

[JR]
Well if you remember right, two weeks ago The Rock attacked Ted following his match with Cody Rhodes, so it looks like Ted wants some payback.

[King]
But he got that payback last week, he threw The Rock through a wall! The Rock was lucky to escape without serious injury last week, isn't that enough?!

[JR]
Apparently not.

As the chase continues, The Rock runs through the curtain to the backstage area, and not far behind is Ted DiBiase who picks up the pace and dashes through the curtain now too.

[King]
We need a camera backstage, and fast!

The titantron then shows The Rock running the halls of the backstage area, Ted runs right by the camera and that's when the cameraman begins to running along with them to keep up with this high speed pursuit. Rock turns the corner in hopes of shaking Ted off, but it was no use as Ted turns the corner now too. The Rock is shown running down the packed hallway, he shouts for them all to get out of the way, and they run to the side of the walls not wanting any part in what's going on right now. Rock then suddenly stops as he meets a dead end! He looks around frantically trying to find an alternate exit, but there isn't one in sight. Ted reaches The Rock finally, smirks, cracks his knuckles, then charges at him, but The Rock acting out on some quick thinking grabs a worker that was near him and shoves him right into Ted knocking them both down as Rock runs right past them. Ted holds his head for a second, the two appeared to have bumped heads, but then he jumps up to his feet, shouts "Sorry!" at the worker and runs in the direction The Rock went. A different cameraman appears to have caught up with The Rock, he's shown scanning the halls, trying to find a good location to get rid of Ted, but the exits are too far away, he then sees Ted out of the corner of his eye running right for him, and pushes open the nearest door to him which the cameras reveal as the men's restroom.

[JR]
I don't think that's a good place for The Rock to flee into...

[King]
Hopefully Ted didn't see The Rock go in there, where the hell are security to stop Ted from whatever is on his twisted mind?!

[JR]
I'm not sure, but for The Rock's sake they better catch up to them soon.


Ted arrives at the door, laughs knowing The Rock is trapped, then slowly opens the door and the cameraman follows him in the big bathroom where at least a dozen urinals and stalls are. He looks behind him at the camera man, raises his finger up to his mouth telling him to be quiet, then begins to tip toe to the closed stalls location. Ted then drops down to the floor, looking under them and notices two feet in the third one. He smiles devilishly, then slowly walks over to the door, looks right at the camera smiling still, then kicks the stall door open! But instantly screams from one of Cody Rhodes' baggers sounds throughout the echoing bathroom as Ted blocks his eyes expressing his apologies, but then they quickly run right past him and out the door leaving Ted confused, slightly embarrassed, and lightly laughing.

[JR]
Well that was uh...

[King]
Has Ted never heard of privacy!?

[JR]
I think he thought that might be The Rock...

[King]
It obviously wasn't!


After getting over the humorous situation that just took place, Ted wipes the smile off his face then continues his pursuit of finding The Rock. He pushes the non locked stall doors open slowly seeing no Rock, then as he walks through the room, he notices the last stall is not only closed, it's locked...He then bangs on the door.

[Ted DiBiase]
Open up!

[The Rock]
Occupied!

Ted gets even more infuriated and bangs on the door once again.

[Ted DiBiase]
Open this damn door!

[The Rock]
Didn't you hear The Rock? He had some mean Chilli at lunch now leave him be!

[Ted DiBiase]
I've had just about enough of your damn games...Now op-


But before he can finish The door flies open knocking him senseless and down to the floor as The Rock zips out of the stall and quickly exiting the bathroom while Ted lies against the wall holding his head for a second, the pure rage he feels for The Rock consumes him and he gets back up to his feet and goes after Rock yet again.

[King]
He asked for it!

[JR]
The Rock's gotten luck by evading Ted so far, but something tells me his luck is about to run out, there's only so far you can run in this arena


With Ted in pursuit of The Rock, he ends up near the concession stands, which are full of merchandise of various XWL superstars and divas. DiBiase finally catches up to The Rock, clearly sick of having to chase him, he grabs The Rock by his trunks then throws him into a popcorn cart! It tips over and the popcorn flies everywhere. As Ted stands over a semi-unconscious Rock, his attention turns from him for a brief moment as a group of fans nearby notice Ted and begin asking for autographs. Being the nice guy that he his, Ted quickly walks to the group of fans and signs various objects that said fans want him to sign. He signs shirts, pants, a cap, and for some weird reason, a wristband. Just when Ted is about to be done signing the autographs, The Rock, like a ninja out of the shadows, attacks Ted with a trash can of all things, leveling the third generation superstar. The nearby fans scream in terror as their hero, Ted DiBiase, was dropped by The Rock. The Rock begins stomping Ted multiple times before focusing his attention to a nearby child, who Ted didn't manage to sign the autograph of due to The Rocks assault, and begins walking over to him. The child is paralyzed with fear as The Rock drops down to one knee and is now face to face with the poor toddler. The Rock extends his hand, signaling for the child to give him the marker. The child quickly surrenders said marker and The Rock walks back over to Ted, who is recovering from the trash can shot to the back of the head moments ago. He reaches Ted and tells the nearby fans to take a few steps back. Ted temporarily starts showing life, only for The Rock to quickly put an end to it with a swift kick to the ribs. Ted screams in pain as The Rock laughs, content with what he's done. He takes the marker and writes across Teds back, “THE ROCK” nWo style. The Rock yells out to the fans nearby, “How's that for an autograph, you jabroni.”


[JR]
Bah gawd, The Rock just autographed Ted!

[King]
That's a new one!

[JR]
Ted's genuine niceness got the best of him there, The Rock laid him clear out with that trash can shot, and then to add insult to injury, he autographed his back!

[King]
That's definitely gonna be a pain to remove in the morning!


The Rock shouts yet again at the nearby fans, “Screw this town, The Rock is out of here.” As he is about to leave through the double doors, Ted, with a burst of adrenaline, makes a beeline at The Rock and tackles him through said double doors with such force, they have nothing else to do but fly open sending the two tumbling to the pavement outside and onto the streets of New York city!

[King]
They're outside!

[JR]
I don't think we've ever seen anything like this! The action has spilled onto the streets outside the arena ladies and gentlemen!

[King]
This is getting out of control!

[JR]
Getting? These two have gone from this very ring in front of us, to inside the crowd area, to backstage, to a bathroom, to the concessions, and now they're actually outside of the arena!


The two are shown getting back up on their feet as quick as possible, and instantly the fans both inside and outside the arena become enthralled with the action as they get into a war of fists! Right and left hands begin to connect at one another as the bystanders outside get out of harm's way as the action becomes even closer to the streets! Ted connects with a hard hook to The Rock knocking him into traffic! Thankfully the cars have all ceased from moving towards their destination and gotten out of their cars as this brawl enters traffic with neither man giving a damn how dangerous this truly is. Rock charges back with a right hand, but Ted staggers back for a second, only to connect with another serious hook, Rock blocks Ted's follow up, gives him a stiff right hand, then jumps up on top of a car, to which Ted follows him up and then two begin now brawling on the hood of one of the stopped cars!

[JR]
This is just unbelievable! Ted DiBiase and The Rock are fighting on some unlucky person's car hood!

[King]
Where has security been?!

[JR]
Security can't stop them now, they're officially off the property, and looks like we're getting a hell of a Final Stand preview.

The action continues as The Rock pulls off the person's windshield wiper and tries to attack Ted with it, who jumps up evading the swift strike, and lands on the roof of the car now, Rock comes after him with it Ted quickly runs to the back of the car, rips off the rear wiper and suddenly we've got modern day sword fight on our hands!

[King]
What the hell?!

[JR]
This brings new meaning to using your environment!


Ted tries to strike The Rock with his wiper, but Rock blocks it using his, then attempts the same but DiBiase manages to do the same as The Rock and block the attack. Pedestrians mixed with members of the audience now on the streets all watch in excitement as Rock and Ted continue this unusual and unique fight using windshield wipers of all things! Ted ducks a rapid shot, then manages to nail The Rock in the gut with a hard connecting blow. He lets out out a "Ah you son of a...." but before he can finish, Ted tosses the wiper aside and just uses his bare fists to knock The Rock the hell out and back first onto the hood of the car. Ted hears the screaming support from the fans, notices The Rock in prime position for one of his signature moves...Then throws his arms up mouths "what the hell?" jumps off the room for a double foot stomp, but The Rock rolls off the hood at the last second and Ted drops to his knees holding them in pain from the hard landing. Rock quickly reacts next by grabbing an elderly woman's walker from her and sends Ted flying off the roof and onto the road letting out an agonizing sigh upon impact.


[JR]
Good god almighty that was a nasty shot!

[King]
You ain't kidding, JR! Ted got knocked silly with that walker!

[JR]
A sentence neither of us ever expected to hear much less say.

[King]
It seems like these two just wanna beat the hell out of each other with whatever they can get their hands on!


Rock yells for people to get out of the way, grabs Ted by his hair pulling him off the road and up to his feet, then backs his fist up, and comes flying at him for a punch, but Ted evades it with some quick thinking of his own, but before he can retaliate, he's met by a hard slap from The Rock which instantly infuriates him as the fans let out a loud "Ohhhh!" heard all around. Ted's face starts to turn beet red, he tightly clinches his fists, shakes in rage for a second, then as The Rock realizes that might not have been the best of ideas, Ted charges at him, but Rock side steps him, slightly tripping him in the process, but before he can fall, Rock grabs him by his shirt and waistband of his pants, and chucks him further into traffic causing him to roll quite a bit on the hard surface almost to the other side of the street! Rock then walks over to Ted casually, a few whistles from a group of ladies sounds through The Rock's ears, he looks down noticing why as he's just in his wrestling trunks, then a smile comes across his face, they're shown waving and smiling at him, he then looks at him, then at Ted, then back at them, and instantly begins to change direction and walks over towards them. The blonde one in the group seems to catch his eye more so than the others, she giggles as he flexes for her, offers to let her feel his bicep, but instantly he's attacked from behind by an extremely pissed off Ted DiBiase and sent skull first into the hood of their car! One of her friends screams out "Oh my god they're fighting over you!" Ted bashes his head off the hood once more, then grabs him by the back of his neck and leads him over to the opposite side of the road they were on. As they get onto the sidewalk and finally out of traffic, Rock elbows Ted in the ribs several times, then grabs Ted by his wrist firmly, and with all the strength in his body throws him through the glass window of the bar just inches from them!


[JR]
Oh my god!

[King]
Is Ted okay?! He crashed through that window shattering it completely!

[JR]
I don't know, all I know is that this can't possibly get more out of control than it already is!

The cameraman follows Ted into the bar, zooming in on his downed body, he takes a shot of the bar and everyone who was casually having a drink seconds ago are now stood, mouths gaping in awe, even the four bikers playing pool in the corner. The cameraman decides to look for The Rock but as he turns around he see's the Brahma Bull back over with the group of girls and can be heard saying the last few digits of his phone number!

[King]
He......That man is my idol.

[JR]
Oh come on! There's a time and place!

Back outside

[The Rock]
Yeah! Just phone The Rock whenever you like........umm......

Candy
My name is Cand....

[The Rock]
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Rock laughs at the fact he just owned some random chick before turning and heading back in the direction of the bar, he enters through the door and shouts

[The Rock]
Hey Ted? The door works fine, why did you lie to The Rock? HAHAHA! Man The Rock is hilarious!

But The Rock gets a nasty shock as he turns around and notices that there is nothing on the floor but broken glass....being the douchebag that he is The Rock assumes Ted ran away and sits down on a barstool...

[The Rock]
Yo, barkeep! Get The Rock a shot!

[???]
You said it.

Before The Rock can register the voice Ted DiBiase jumps up from behind the bar and nails him across the head with a glass! The Rock falls off of the stool and hits the floor below hard, most of the customers start to clear out except from a select few still stood in awe and the hardmen bikers in the corner. Ted grabs the hose that holds the soft drinks and hops over the bar, wrapping it around the neck of a rising Rock!

[King]
He's gonna kill him!

[JR]
and with damn good reason!

Ted wrenches the hose harder and harder, trying to suffocate The Rock who is visibly changing color, Rock tries to run forward but Ted jumps onto his back, not letting up on the assault... The Rock is slowly fading before he can get some last words out...

[The Rock]
Five....thousand.....dollars.....if....you.....help.....The Rock....

[Biker #1]
Each!

[The Rock]
God....dammit......Okay!

All four bikers quickly gather around Ted and snatch him off of The Rocks back, the biggest one, the leader of the group, grabs Ted by the head and launches him over the pool table! The Rock is shown on the floor gasping for air, completely immobilized. Biker number picks Ted up and holds his head down on the pool table hard, the third biker laughs and picks up his cue, sets up the white ball on the table and hits his hardest shot! Ted reacts on instinct and moves away fast as the white ball travels through the air and hits biker number two in the nuts!

[King]
HAHA!

[JR]
Ouch.....I hope that guy already has the kids he wants.

Biker number three who hit the shot runs at Ted and swings the pool cue, Ted ducks under it and kicks the guy in the balls! He falls to the floor in a heap and doubles over in pain, much like his friend......The fourth biker who was checking on The Rock decides to see what he can do, he picks up a stool and throws it at Ted who just ducks in time to see the biker running his way, Ted readies himself for impact and just as the biker reaches him he.......Kicks him in the nuts!

[King]
That's the third time that's happened!

[JR]
You'd think he'd see that one coming.

[Ted DiBiase]
Simple.....But effective.

The Rock is now back on his feet with the help of the lead biker, the biker takes the frontline and walks up to Ted, Ted ponders what to do for a second before shrugging his shoulders and kicking the big guy in the balls! But nothing happens. Ted tries again! Nothing.

[Ted DiBiase]
What the hell?

[Biker #1]
Steel.

[Ted DiBiase]
OH COME ON!

The biker uses both hands and picks Ted high up into the air by his head! Ted struggles to break free but to no avail, this dudes strong. Very strong. The Rock gets his bearings back and laughs at the situation in front of him, he picks up the hose from before and sprays the juice on Teds pants...

[The Rock]
Oh look Ted! You wet yoursel! It's like high school all over again!

The Rock then turns the nozzle to his mouth and deals with his thirst for a bit before throwing the nozzle away, he gets a sick smile on his face as he has an idea, he hops over the bar and under the desk, he emerges with a box of some kind, he jumps back over the bar and tells the biker to hold Ted still as he opens the box, revealing a set of darts! The Rock pulls out a dart and holds his arm up, steadying his arm, he takes ten seconds to prepare his short before launching it towards Ted, but out of desperation, Ted bites the bikers hand causing him to be dropped to the floor, the dart however doesn't stop as it carries through the air before hitting the biker in the chest!

[King]
Oh....my...god.

[JR]
This has gone too far dammit! That man needs medical attention.

The Rock wants no part of it though as he turns and runs in the other directions, straight out the hole where Ted was tossed through.....

[The Rock]
The Rock will mail you your five thousand dollars......Psych! Suckers!

The cameraman runs after The Rock following him down the road, he crosses the road and walks down past hundreds of people stopping him, asking if he's The Rock, of course he's The Rock! Who else looks that damn good? He pushes his way through the crowd and notices a bridge at the end of the road......

[The Rock]
That's perfect, the airports just on the other side of that bridge, The Rock is coming home baby!

The Rock takes a jog down to the end of the street and begins to walk along the long bridge, he plans to get on a plane and run away but what do you know? Ted DiBiase has different ideas as he floors Rock from behind with a huge forearm to the back of the head. Cars speeding past slow down to watch the action up close and personal, they see Ted slamming The Rocks head off of the concrete wall at the side of the bridge......Ted grabs The Rock by the head and gets an idea in his mind....

[King]
NO!

[JR]
DON'T DO IT TED!

[Ted DiBiase]
I HOPE YOU CAN SWIM YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Ted runs towards the edge of the bridge with The Rock as the entire arena gasps, he throws all of his weight into his arms.......













but............













The Rock swings his leg back and low blows Ted! The Rock quickly turns and hooks Teds arm over his head, he raises him into the air and slams him on the concrete with a Rock Bottom! The sound of the impact could be heard a mile away but Rock quickly runs and jumps over the small fence and over the road, a car screeches to a halt inches in front of him! The Rock opens the driver side door and drags the man out onto the road! He quickly jumps in the car and slams the door shut before speeding off into the distance away from the cameras and Ted...

[King]
What the hell just happened?

[JR]
I think The Rock just carjacked a guy on worldwide television! There's a first for everything King....

Ted is shown coughing on the pavement and slowly getting up, wincing in pain, he sits up on the sidewalk before screaming out in frustration...

[Ted DiBiase]
GOD DAMMIT!

The camera focuses on the man who was just the victim of a carjacking...

[Victim]
WHAT THE FUCK! I'm gonna miss my flight! My wife is gonna be pissed! I'm supposed to be in Main by tomorrow! What about my medication? It was in the car! Oh god! I'm gonna have a panick attack! This is why my doctor gave me the damn tablets! Oh my, oh, no, no, no this is not good! Who the hell was that guy? Was he Samoan? The first time I see a tribe member and he steals my damn car? YOU CAN'T WRITE THIS STUFF!

The man pulls out his cellphone and dials a number....

[Victim]
Hello! Sheila? You won't believe what just happened............Yes I know you're at your Moms house............I don't care what she had for lunch..............I'm not being rude.........If you just let me fini...........SHEILA!............I'm not shouting..........Your mothers an old hag anyway!.......................What do you mean you want a divorce?!......Sheila? Sheila? No!

The man breaks down into tears and lies in the fetal position on the middle of the road, inconsolable after the worst five minutes of his life, Breakdown ends as the image of the man rocking back and forward fades out.....