[[Chris Hero:]] That Young Knockout Kid, the OWU’s,
Way to Name Drop and if u come back with snarky insults ill have Lesnar come and have to make Hero wrestle with a BROKEN FREAKING NECK for the rest of his life
Actually, if he had a broken neck, I doubt they'd let him wrestle. And you do realize that even necks do heal, yes?
yes they do heal but it would take years off of his career which is the purpose of breaking his neck
That doesn't mean he would "have to wrestle for the rest of his life with a broken neck" then, does it?
pats got owned by a chick lololololololololololololololololololololololol
[[Chris Hero:]] That Young Knockout Kid, the OWU’s,
Way to Name Drop and if u come back with snarky insults ill have Lesnar come and have to make Hero wrestle with a BROKEN FREAKING NECK for the rest of his life
Actually, if he had a broken neck, I doubt they'd let him wrestle. And you do realize that even necks do heal, yes?
yes they do heal but it would take years off of his career which is the purpose of breaking his neck
That doesn't mean he would "have to wrestle for the rest of his life with a broken neck" then, does it?
pats got owned by a chick lololololololololololololololololololololololol
Pats gets owned by everyone.
Pats got owned
Tell me something I didn't already know
Rubberbands last longer when refrigerated.
Really?
apparently according to typing random fact that RCP doesn't know on google
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*We return from commercial and see Matt Striker standing backstage with The Glamazon*
{Striker} Welcome back ladies and gentleman, standing next to me is none other then Beth Phoenix! Beth, what are you thinking tonight seeing as you are about to face the Divas Champion; AJ Lee!
{Beth} Well Matt, this is a great opportunity for these fans to see wrestling at it's finest. I have said it before and will say it again, I respect AJ Lee's in ring talent and love for this industry. She's one of the only divas that the crowd rightfully cheers. I'm okay with these people booing great wrestlers like myself and Natalya, they fear what we can do to their favorite barbie-like divas that they love to cheer such as Kaitlyn. It's nice to see a diva such as AJ Lee who actually deserves the fans support get cheered. Maybe one day these fans will realize that I am doing all of this for them, and they will one day cheer my name as I enter too.
{Striker} Do you wish that these fans cheered you like they do AJ?
{Beth} Do I wish that they do?.. No. Would I be upset if they did? Of course not. No one likes being booed, but if these fans can't comprehend the difference between talent and... well, Kaitlyn.. then I have no problem with being booed. I refuse to go against my morals just to win over these fans. I used to be a fan just like these people, I used to buy WWF merchandise and proudly cheer my favorites just like these people do today. The only difference is that I cheered for WRESTLERS such as Jazz, Lita, and Trish. I cheered for talent, not for suck ups like these people do!
*You can slightly hear the crowd boo in the ring from the interview set*
{Striker} Beating the Divas Champion would be a great way to heighten your career, are you nervous at all going into this match?
{Beth} Am I nervous?.. no. Am I confident that I will without a doubt defeat AJ Lee?... no. I may be without a doubt the most talented diva wrestler in this division. But just because I am the best, doesn't mean that I am perfect. I can admit that I am able to lose. Losing is just a way for me to correct what I am doing wrong, to see how I can become better and even more talented then I am today. So no, I won't be disappointed if one of the most deserving champions in AJ Lee defeats me. But I will be disappointed if we don't put on a 5 star performance. Wrestling is an art to me, and it takes two talented wrestlers to make a masterpiece. Both myself and AJ Lee are capable of just that, and I will be satisfied with nothing less.
{Striker} What are your feeling with having Natalya in your corner? And Kaitlyn in AJ's? Also what are you thoughts in being in Natalya's corner while AJ is in Kaitlyn's when Natalya takes on Kaitlyn later tonight?
{Beth} It doesn't matter to me. Kaitlyn will do whatever she can to be cheered for by these fans. What she lacks in talent she makes up for by sucking up. She wouldn't dare interfere in my match, never do the "wrong", or "heel" thing, not to mention she knows I would break her in two if she even did try. And as for Natalya... Like myself and AJ she is a WRESTLER... not a diva. She is looking forward to watching two WRESTLERS go ONE on ONE in the ring as much as I am looking forward to competing against AJ with no interferences. She knows that I don't care if I win or lose, as long as we put on a great match and show these people the difference between women wrestling and... whatever Kelly Kelly, Eve, or Kaitlyn call what they do.
{Striker} Anything else you would like to say to these fans?
{Beth} Divas such as myself and AJ are the future of this industry, and tonight we will show you why you should look forward to female WRESTLING as the future of this division..
*The camera fades as Beth leaves the room and we cut to a video package hyping up some of the matches for Eye for an Eye.*
-Sorry it's not all that great, didn't have much time to make it cause I got class soon. But wanted to make a promo this week as Beth and won't have a chance to do one later on this week cause of school/work..sooo.
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I've stressed this before, but it is very annoying how every god damn is Pats spam. Pats may have some not so great posts, but people stop fucking making two pages of spam of one damn post.
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After Beth Phoenix finishes her interview, and the video package hyping Eye for an Eye has finished, we cut to Tyson Kidd sitting on a bench in his locker room backstage. He fixes his boots, and wraps up some of his wrist tape when suddenly he notices the camera. He gives it a strange repulsed look.
Tyson:Uh....what the hell are you doing in here?
Interviewer:We were just wondering if we could get a few words?..
Tyson:Aw, perfect. Can't you go interview someone who doesn't bother to prepare since they know they're gonna lose, like...Evan, or something?
Tyson starts drinking from a cup of water nearby. For whatever reason, it was on the bench next to him.
Interviewer:But we already interviewed Evan, like 30 minutes ago...
Tyson immediately spits out all the water he was just drinking across his locker room.
Tyson:THIRTY MINUTES AGO!? I've been sitting in my locker room preparing for my match with RVD, Which I'm gonna WIN, by the way, and you interviewed him over half an hour ago? What is wrong with you people? I get that almost every man, woman and child from Missouri seems to spell their own names backward, but you can at least somewhat learn who you have to interview! But then again, THIS is the dump that shot out the abomination of a title holder we call Evan Bourne. I mean, how hard is it to just make one interesting guy, St.Louis? Randy Orton half the time I don't know whether he's shocked or ecstatic because he speaks in the same tone, and keeps the same emotion on his face. As for Evan Bourne, you don't even want me to go there.
Tyson throws his arms up in exasperation, as the camera guy slowly starts to realise he's getting an interview from this as Tyson wraps up some more of his wrist tape.
Interviewer:Soooooo....you're confident that you're going to beat RVD tonight?
Tyson looks at him like he's an idiot.
Tyson:I'm shaking in my boots. What's he gonna do? Hit the Frog Splash? I've been threatened with that before, I won that match. A bunch of kicks? Evan uses a whole lot of kicks, I beat him too. What I'm trying to tell you is, I've faced guys like him hundreds of times before, and I've won time and time again. Evan faced this guy like what, four times in a row and lost almost every time? I'm gonna go out there, and redeem myself for when I first came here, for when I was a guy who pandered to the people out there and "entertained" them. I'm gonna beat RVD, I'll make him tap out, or I'll pin him. Hell, I'll hit him with a Moss Covered Three Handled Credenza. You know what that is? No, no you don't. Here's a challenge: If by next week you've learned how to spell it, then you get a gold star. Now get the hell out of my locker room.
The cameraman leaves muttering something about douchebags, as we cut to the arena for RVD's entrance for his match.
Tyson's hand is raised in victory by the referee after his huge victory over Rob Van Dam, he rips his arm away from the ref's grip, jumping on the second rope, spreading his arms and smiling at the crowd, who boo him stupendously. He jumps backwards off the ropes, as RVD seems to have already rolled out of the ring. He shouts at the ring technician, who reluctantly comes over and hands him a microphone. Tyson stands in the middle of the ring and taunts the crowd one more time before he starts his tirade.
Tyson:See? Evan, were you watching closely? That's how it's done! Are you done underestimating me yet? Last week, I beat DH Smith in 4 minutes, I proved that it's not him, it's not Natalya, it's not even Bret, I'm the only one in this business, despite it not being in my name, with true Hart. And now, I face the guy you took a near hour to LOSE to, and I beat him. What does that say, Evan? Huh? You LOST last week, and it won't surprise me if you do again. I'm done messing around with you now, if you want a fight, then come get one, I'm more than happy to oblige any time.
Tyson drops the microphone on the canvas and smiles at the camera, as his theme plays throughout the arena. Tyson then begins to step through the ropes as he looks at the fans with a cheesy wide smile.
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Just as Tyson is about to exit the ring, the arena explodes when Evan Bourne's theme hits!
JR: Bah gawd King, it's Evan Bourne!
King: Be-careful what you wish for Tyson Kidd because Evan Bourne is here!
Tyson quickly steps back into the ring backing up slowly as Evan runs out in his street clothes and wastes no time dashing down the ramp and sliding into the ring. Tyson meets him directly as he comes into the ring and begins stomping on him repeatedly. He tries to continue his stomp filled assault but Evan finally catches the bottom of his boot then forces him away giving him enough time to leap off the floor and land to his feet. Tyson comes charging at him, but Evan leap frogs dodging the attack, then as Tyson turns around he's met by a combination of striking kicks to the legs. Bourne spins back for a savate, but Tyson ducks it then connects with a stiff kick to the ribs. He then smirks before running off the ropes obviously looking for his base ball slide drop kick, and connects it knocking Bourne down for the moment. The fans boo in disappointment, and Tyson then attempts to add insult to injury by pulling Bourne forward by his legs. He starts to lock in the sharpshooter, but then takes a moment to yell "Look at your little hero now!" he tries to lock in the sharpshooter after that but Evan uses his leg strength kicking Tyson straight in the face with both soles of his shoes, then as he comes running at Bourne, Evan leaps off the mat connecting with jaw breaking high knee. Kidd falls to the mat and the home town fans begin cheering insanely because he's in perfect position for AirBourne! Evan grins for a moment then makes his way up onto the top rope. Raises his arms up preparing to take flight, but Kidd rolls under the bottom rope having none of that.
JR: Wow this capacity crowd is going wild! Luckily for Tyson though he managed to escape before he could be nailed with that awe inspiring shooting star press.
King: He definitely got a little too cocky and the man who knows all about being cocky did take advantage of that.
Tyson seems proud of himself showing off a smirk as Bourne throws his arms up a little disappointed along with the crowd. Kidd then yells "Better luck next time!" but just as he finishes that last word Evan looks around then leaps off the top rope crashing onto Kidd with a huge body splash! Evan gets up immediately fired up and the crowd is going wild.
JR: Good god almighty that was unreal!
King: Tyson thought he got one up on Bourne but he doesn't realize Evan's middle name is AIR! And boy did he get enough air on that one.
Bourne doesn't stop there though, he looks out at his hometown fans then yells "CATCH!" he pulls Kidd off the floor then chucks him into the crowd and the front row catches Tyson Kidd then begin to pass him through the crowded crowd.
JR: Well that's a first!
King: I bet Tyson wishes he didn't insult these fans now.
They continue to pass him through until he reaches the back row and they toss him onto the floor where security immediately step in and help him away from the rabid fans.
JR: I guess the St. Louis fans just gave Tyson Kidd his walking papers.
King: You don't mess with these fans JR, and Tyson learned that the hard way, no pun intended.
Evan waves bye bye to Tyson, then leaps up onto the barricade and jumps into the crowd with them catching him and raising him up high with an excited smile on his face. We zoom in on Evan being passed through the crowd while they all scream in excitement. The camera switches to a close view of Bourne and he screams "I love St. Louis!!" before we fade away to a commercial break.
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***As Breakdown continues, Mean Gene Okerlund is stood by in front of a blue screen***
Gene Okerlund: Ladies and Gentlemen, what a night it has been so far, and it's about to get better, making his debut appearance in XWL, hailing from Sarasota, Florida, The Macho Man Randy Savage!
***Macho Man Randy Savage walks onto the set camera right, and begins to talk***
Randy Savage: It feels very very good to be in the XWL, yeah. The place to be if you want to be the very, and that's just what the Macho Man wants to be, yeah, and I know that you think it, but I know! That I am the greatest superstar in the history of the world today, and I'm going to be the greatest superstar in the XWL history too. And to do that I'll have to mix it up with such guys as that one guy and the other guy. And as great as those guys are, the Macho Man a little something to give to XWL fan base that nobody else can provide. YEAH!
***As Macho shouts Yeah, Gene, takes a second and readjusts his earpiece, before questioning Savage's claims***
Gene Okerlund: You're talking about Macho Madness?
Randy Savage: You're right there Mean Gene, you're on the ball tonight, I like it. It's about time a little bit of Macho Madness was spread around these parts. I was talking to my buddy Matt Holliday.
Gene Okerlund: Wait, you know Matt Holliday?
Randy Savage: Ofcourse the Macho Man knows him. Anyway as I was saying, I was talking to him the other day, yeah, and you know what he said?
Gene Okerlund: What did he say?
Randy Savage: Well maybe if you listened, instead of interrupting me, then you'd find out. He turned to me and said "Madness", because that's what he calls me. He calls me Madness, he said maybe it's time I was on the top again, yeah. And I turn to him and tell him to his face that he's right. It's about time that the spotlight shined down on top of me, once again, as the Macho Man takes centre stage, in the biggest wrestling promotion in the world, and everybody else gets caught up in the Macho Madness once again like an unstoppable wave. And I'm going to ride that wave straight to the top. To the top.
***Randy pauses for a second, before continuing his rant.***
Randy Savage: There was once a time, that if you stepped into the ring with the Tower of Power, too sweet to be sour, funky like a monkey, the Macho Man, and you managed to escape with your career still intact, yeah, then you were a lucky, lucky man. Some luckier then others, and I've seen who's on the roster, and some people are going to have to be that extra bit lucky, but I guess that's why they say luck is for losers, which is what they did when they faced the Macho Man. And it's what they'll continue to do when they face the Macho Man.
Gene Okerlund: What makes you think you still got what it takes, come on Randy, it's been over ten years since you've been at the top of the wrestling world?
***Randy takes out a little cup of cream from his jacket pocket and holds it up the Mean Gene***
Randy Savage: Do you see what this is Mean Gene?
Gene Okerlund: It's cream, from the cafeteria.
Randy Savage: That's right Gene, and what does cream do?
Gene Okerlund: It goes in coffee.
Randy Savage: No, Mean Gene, it rises. Rises straight to the top, just like the Macho Man, and just like this little cup of cream, I along with Macho Madness will be shooting right up the ladder, straight to the top. You know what that is Gene?
***As Gene is opening his mouth, Randy Savage premptively cuts him off***
Randy Savage: It's an analogy, and the Macho Man is the cream of the crop, the best of the lot, and everybody else, doesn't even matter, they're not on my radar. They can beat whoever they like, but they've never stepped into the ring with somebody the likes of me. Because I am the number one wrestler of all time, and don't you forget it. But sometimes these little cup of cream just go away.
***Macho Man throws the little cup over his shoulder***
Randy Savage: And what's old Macho going to do first? Well what else is he going to do? I'm going to go after the title I made worth fighting for in the first place, and that's the Intercontinental Heavyweight championship of the world. And it never meant as much as it did when it was around my waist. I made it worth fighting for. Now I know there's the big Elimination Chamber match coming up for that very title, and I get it, allot of people want to be the champion of the prize I made worth fighting for. But it's just not the same when it's not around my waist. Now I can't sing, and I can't dance, but the Macho Man and the Intercontinental heavyweight championship of the world, is some kind of special romance. If you hear me Mean Gene.
Gene Okerlund: Oh I hear you loud and clear Macho.
***Randy lifts his arm up for the camera, with another little cup of cream in his hand***
Randy Savage: Oh yeah, you hear me, and look at that, just when you thought it had gone forever, the cream comes back. And the cream comes back. YEAH. Just like Macho Madness, just when you think it's gone, it's right back in your face once again. And you can't seem to get away from it, it's everywhere but nowhere, and once you notice them, you can't just take one of them, and have to take as much as you can handle, that's why they call it Macho Madness, some people just can't take it, but other just can't seem to get enough. And those people are in for a treat.
***Randy places the cup of cream in Gene's suit jacket pocket***
Randy Savage: As the Macho Man looks directly into the videoscopia I can already tell that everybody’s excited, everybody’s on their feet, don't look up and don't look down, just straight in front of you, straight into my eyes, and you can see the excited reflecting in my glasses. And everyone is excited because of me, yeah. I just changed the game, yeah, as I made my way to the XWL, yeah, it all changed. Just as the game changed, the XWL got a whole lot more Macho, you can feel the Machismo flowing out of the screen, as I AM the true definition of Macho, and Macho is the definition of me, and that can't be denied, and it can't be stopped. And then the cream comes back.
***The Macho Man pulls yet another cup of cream out of seemingly nowhere, and places it on top of his head***
Randy Savage: Look at me Mean Gene! I'm balancing a teeny tiny cup of cream on top of my head. I just changed the game again, Mean Gene, yeah. Who else on the roster can do this? Nobody else can, and that's exactly why I'm going straight to the top, yeah, because I can do things nobody else can do. I can entertain the people, and I can win matches in their batches. And well look at me now, yeah, I can even balance tiny cups on my head, and I do it better then anybody else out there. Macho Man changing the game once again.
***Randy takes the cream and throws it out of shot, and continuing to talk***
Randy Savage: And Macho Madness is going on a roll and it can't be stopped, for the Macho Man the sky is the limit, and space is the place. And how do you get to space? With championship gold. Sugar is sweet and so is honey, and what else is honey? It looks like gold. And that's just what Macho is getting to get, yeah, I'm not talking light years away, I'm talking right around the corner, yeah. It doesn't matter who the champion is by that time, because nobody can stop me. It will be my moment of glory, as I take the XWL out of this nightmare, yeah, because...
***Randy takes the cup of cream out of Gene's suit jacket and holds it up for the camera, and begins to shout***
Randy Savage: ...because, I am the cream of the crop, the best of the lot. And nobody does it better! OHHHH YEAH!
***Randy Savage storms off the set, as Okerlund stands there***
Gene Okerlund: Ladies and Gentlemen, that was Macho Man Randy Savage
***When Mean Gene finishes speaking Randy Savage is heard shouting in the back ground "Now where's my coffee?!" as Breakdown switches to a video hyping up the Elimination Chamber***
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Following a commercial break, we return from a video hyping Eye For An Eye, then we cut to Layla roaming the halls carrying her briefcase proudly. She notices one of the Bella twins fixing a cup of coffee and makes her way over to them and as they raise it up towards their face she snatches it away.
Layla: How did you know I was thirsty?! Thanks Brie, or Nikki, I know...I'll just call you Bella Uno!
The Bella twin glares at Layla who then walks off in the direction of her locker room. She takes a sip of "her" coffee then arrives at her special single locker room and looks up noticing a sticky note. She smiles thinking it may be from an admirer, and the camera then reads the note which the camera zooms in on.
Layla: What the hell...
She then places her briefcase down on the floor, rips the note off the door, she takes a sip of her coffee once more then begins opening her locker room and instantly screams spitting out the coffee as soon as she does!
Layla: Help!!!!
She screams quickly and the cameraaman then gets a view of what she's screaming about. We see a trash can right as you go into the room that's set a blaze and Layla's clothes are visibly being burnt right before her very eyes.
Layla: Oh my god someone help!!Fire!!!Fire!!!
Backstage workers quickly rush over to her, she frantically continues screaming while they try to calm her down others search for a fire extinguisher.
Layla: Hurry up!! My clothes are in there! Quick!! Stop it!! Get something to put that damn fire out! Do you know how much some of that costs?!!
The next second one of her flawless security guards rushes over with a fire extinguisher and begins extinguishing the flames. After a minute the flames are finally extinguished and Layla's left in tears as she holds her blackened clothing. Many of her security guards try to offer up words of compassion but she doesn't care, she pulls out one of her flawless hoodie jackets that was a matching set along with one that Michelle had...Her emotions are very clear and she then instantly screams at everyone around her "GET OUT!!!" they walk away after her verbal outburst. She's left collapsed on her knees holding her ruined clothes, she tries to pull out one of her ring attires that she had recently worn but it's so badly burnt it falls apart as soon as she touches it...She seems obviously angered, and when she stares at the note on the ground her anger reaches a new high....She glares at the sticky note then tightly crunches it up in the palm of her hand before we fade away to ringside for the next match.
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Normal Diva Match Kaitlyn W/ AJ Lee Vs Natalya Neidhart W/ Beth Phoenix
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown : 9/4/2011 - 9/11/2011 Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:50 am
*The cameras catch up with Kaitlyn in the backstage area following her match. She appears fatigued but upbeat following her victory earlier over Natalya.*
[Interviewer] Hey Kaitlyn, thanks for taking a few moments of your time to share your thoughts about your impressive victory over Natalya earlier tonight.
[Kaitlyn] No problem! Anything for the amazing XWL fans!
[Interviewer] So how does it feel to gain a victory over the #1 contender to the Divas Championship?
[Kaitlyn] It feels awesome! I think slowly but surely I'm cementing my place in the upper ranks of XWL's divas division. I mean, if Natalya is the #1 contender and I beat her... then that must mean something right? I must to be improving in the ring if I can beat someone with links to the legendary Hart family. Tonight was a great result for me and defeating someone of Natalya's caliber really boosted my confidence. If you think about it, my victory was also a confidence-booster for AJ. I mean, she is clearly the most talented one in the Chickbusters and if I'm able to pin Nattie tonight then AJ should have one heck of a chance at Eye For An Eye when she defends her title against her.
[Interviewer] It'll be interesting that's for sure. How is AJ taking her title win? Has it sunk in yet?
[Kaitlyn] I don't think it ever will! She just sits there staring at the title in disbelief for hours and has neglected her Xbox Live buddies to "hang out" with the title as she puts it... I'm starting to get a little jealous of it myself! She spends more time with that title than anything at the moment. I might hide it for a while so we get the normal AJ back... but then again I think that'd make her mad. If you think she's overly happy, that's nothing compared to how overly mad she can get when things don't go her way! Trust me!
[Interviewer] Earlier tonight, AJ defeated Beth Phoenix who has had some choice words for you over the past several weeks. Not to mention she confronted you following your match with Kelly Kelly last week. Your thoughts?
[Kaitlyn] My thoughts? I think Beth is just jealous that someone way younger and better looking has come along and perked the fans' attention. I may not be quite as talented as Beth yet - I have to give props where props are due, she is one hell of a competitor - but I'm working on it. And the fans are behind me. There's always at least a dozen Chickbuster signs when AJ or I wrestle and we love the fans as much as they love us. We have this special connection because all we're looking for is to have some fun and the fans "get" that. They want that too. Beth Phoenix is just a party pooper with a manjaw who for some reason has a grudge against me. Yet she seems to respect AJ... AJ and I are like two peas in a pod - we're two-of-a-kind - yet Beth only focuses her rage on me.
[Kaitlyn] I don't know what I've done to piss her off, but it's annoying and I'm not one to be intimidated by anybody. I've been brought up better than that and I know how to stand up to bullies. Nobody likes a bully. So Beth, I hope you're watching this because at Eye For Eye I challenge you to a match. You can bring all the anger and hate you want as well as that manjaw of yours, but I can guarantee your chick will be busted!... Oh god that sounded so lame! Hahaha! Can we edit that out?
[Interviewer] We're live Kaitlyn...
[Kaitlyn] Haha! I should've known! Well anyway I'd better be going now. That match has real-
*Kaitlyn abruptly stops speaking as her attention is drawn to none other then Beth Phoenix, who has stepped into the camera's view.*
[Interviewer] Beth Phoenix, how do yo-
*The interviewer is quickly silenced by a death glare from The Glamazon pointing off camera, ordering him to leave which he does with haste. Beth then turns towards Kaitlyn with a look of disgust before speaking*
{Beth} Seriously? I turn the tube on for a few seconds to watch tonight's show and I see you running your mouth about me?... About The Glamazon? Seriously? Do you know what I'm capable of? Did you see how I left Maryse crumpled in a heap after putting her through a table?... And trust me when I say that I only did that to Maryse to prove a point, but you?.. Oh Kaitlyn you silly, silly girl.. I don't even feel like I should even have to tell you what I could do to you, just look at me... then look at you.. You're either crazy, or are hoping for the beating of your life. You have the nerve to call me jealous?.. Are you serious? You have nothing for me to be jealous of Kaitlyn, because unlike you I could care less what these fans care about me. I didn't rejoin the XWL to prance around the ring and act like an idiot just because that's what these fans enjoy for some strange reason.. Sure you might be younger than me, sure there may be twice as many "Chickbuster" signs then "Glamazon" signs in this audience, sure you may have a "special connection" with these fans.. But I have something far greater then that, I have these people's respect. As much as they hate to admit it, they respect me and what I've done for this company. It's divas like you that are ruining this division, and you can try and make me out to be the "bad guy", to be the "bully" as much as you want, but the truth.. the truth is that I'm really the one trying to do good for this division by wiping out divas such as yourself. If I really was the bully you make me out to be, I would have destroyed you in the ring last week.. but I didn't. If I was really the "bad guy" you wouldn't be standing in one piece right now. The reality is that I'm the good guy here, I'm just willing to do bad things for the right cause. These fans have just been brainwashed by exposing attires, splits, and stinkfaces to the point where they've become stupid enough to think that I actually am the bad guy!... And as for your little challenge for Eye for an Eye......... I may have a "manjaw" but you..
*Beth reaches out and grabs Kaitlyn's jaw firmly with her hand pulls her close to her own face*
{Beth} You have a fragile, breakable, divas jaw. And at Eye for an Eye your jaw won't be the only thing that I leave shattered in the ring... I Accept!
*Kaitlyn slaps Beth's hand out of her face as The Glamazon stares her down with a confident smile before turning and leaving the camera's view.*
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown : 9/4/2011 - 9/11/2011 Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:18 am
The DIVA's Review
Angelina Love Promo
Very nicely done, well lengthed, good heel promo. I'm glad someone picked up Angelina, and a heel Angelina. Very well worded, I liked how you called out numerous divas, opposed to just one. Good usage of pictures, and once again, well worded, with the snide remarks about Michelle McCool and Mickie James' "country ass." Always nice to get a little dirty in promos, thank God you didn't abuse that like the first AVG promo but yea, very nice promo. Good to see you're doing so well so early off in being here in XWL, always good to get more divas, especially ones who can promo.
Mickie James Interview
Ok, so, I like the promo, I really like how you bring back sort of the psychotic gimmick of Mickie and put it into her country modern gimmick. Very interesting way to portray her but I like it. I liked the action between Mickie and the less-than-manly interviewer, ironically named Ash I like how you got aggressive near the end when talking about Layla, calling her a bitch and threatening to practically kill her, again, brings me back to the old psycho Mickie days, which I am a fan of. Good promo, good pictures, I liked it. Well done.
Layla & Maryse Interview
I would just like to say, great promo on behalf of David and myself. Always a pleasure doing a promo with ET. I liked how we were both disagreeing and hating on each other at first, but then slowly came together as a team, which of course led to our great team work and victory in our match. Really fun tagging with you ET, same goes for the promo.
Favorite Line Now, I don't usually do Favorite Lines in my reviews, but this one just could not go unnoticed.
"I've got some real talk for you Eve, stop making divas like myself look bad just because you're as sloppy in the ring as Kelly Kelly is outside of it."
At first I was upset that I didn't think of this, but I was laughing too hard to stay upset about it.
Layla & Maryse vs. Kelly Kelly & Eve Write-Up vs.
So, I did this write-up by myself, it was my first write-up and I enjoyed doing it. The actual game tho was very fun, special thanks to Zander for filling in. Again, always nice teaming with ET, and I enjoyed playing Ash as well I hope we can do more matches like these, probably safe to say this was the most fun much I've had in XWL so far, so thanks guys. But back to the write-up, I thought it was good, well lengthed and put together in the modern fashion of Divas wrestling, of course with the exception of it not sucking. :]
Angelina Love vs. Mickie James Promo/Write-Up vs.
Well, some code errors in this one, but nonetheless, once again a swell promo. Good use of words like, "Let the pigeons loose!" also nice reference to its founder, Tazz (who I personally think should be a commentator instead of Joey Styles, but oh well). Also how in the beginning the commentators were speaking about the main event, and the superstars opposed to the divas, which commentators have been known for doing so, well done there. Good use of commentary throughout the promo. I liked Angelina's speech after her victory (congratulations by the way), classic heel attitude. Again, well lengthed promo, good usage of labeling Angelina's goals here in XWL, warning the other divas, showing fearlessness even against a Diva as dominant as Beth Phoenix, so good job, again, another nice promo from JJ. :}
Velvet Sky Promo
The return of Velvet Sky, well, I liked it. It was a good, solid, lengthy promo, good pictures and commentary. Good start explaining your absence, followed by a nice heel touch of how quickly you recovered. I liked that you called out the Diva that put you in the situation to begin with, and followed up on that, again followed by some good old fashioned heel talk. Very nice and solid promo RCP, tbh if I didn't know better, I wouldn't think this is your first Diva promo at all well done, looking forward to reading up on more of your future promos.
Beth Phoenix Interview
Once again Jerry, very nice promo, especially for someone who 'didn't have much time.' I like how you pointed out how barbie-like and desperate for crowd approval some of the divas can be, but I also like how you made AJ an exception to that rule, based on her in ring ability. Great heel-ish attitude throughout the promo, I suppose you're somewhat ok with Maryse then because you didn't mention her as one of the barbie divas and she definitely doesn't care what the crowd thinks . Back to the review, overall I definitely enjoyed it, again, I always enjoy reading Beth's promos, very happy you picked her up. She's definitely an positively interesting add to the Divas roster, and It's a pleasure reviewing her promos. Even tho I think Beth does really well in joint promos, because it's really effective having her say all of these things to the other divas face, and seeing the reaction, this promo was still fun to read and as always, I look forward to reading/reviewing her future promos.
Layla Backstage Segment
I really, really enjoyed this promo. It's not your everyday (or week) diva promo, it had a lot of drama and mystery to it, which was almost like reading an interesting scene in a novel. I really liked this promo, although it wasn't that long, it definitely made a point, and left me extremely eager to continue reading up on this storyline. (not that I have much of a choice now that I review diva promos, but you get the point ). Even tho this is nothing you'd normally see in the modern WWE promos or segments, it reminded me of oldschool diva days, like with trish and lita and torrie, etc. As I said, even tho I wouldn't normally see this in current diva segments, it was completely believable and entrertaining, I really enjoyed, so well done, and I can't wait to see this storyline carry on. :]
Kaitlyn & Beth Phoenix Interview/Segment
At last, the promo I was teased about for the entire night, has finally arrived, and that means it's time to review! So, as high as I set this promos expectations from what I heard about it, it did not fall short. Let's jump right in shall we? So, nicely done face promo by Kaitlyn, saying how she loves the fans, mentioning AJ and their friendship, the thing I didn't expect, but also loved, was how Kaitlyn was not intimidated by the Glamazon in any matter. And I definitely enjoyed the manjaw bit . Overal on the Kaitlyn part, very well put together in the ways of Kaitlyn, laughing giggling, just the way you put things into form is really in a way Kaitlyn would have, so well done on that. Onto Beth. Jerry. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. I'm flattered you chose to mention me in your promo but, will it ever be in a flattering form? Aside from that Beth Phoenix definitely held up her own end of the promo, coming in, talkin down to Kaitlyn, stating how she "isn't the bad guy." And I really liked the manjaw comeback, it was a good point/comeback on behalf of Beth, and I also liked how Beth grabbed Kaitlyn's face, talking down to her again, but Kaitlyn fired back with a slap, although almost pleasing the Glamazon. Very interesting promo and I'm really starting to like this storyline between the 4 of these Divas. So another well done promo, making it a clean sweep for the Breakdown Divas.
Well folks, it's been an amazing week for diva promos, and reviews for Breakdown. I had a blast making this review and reading all of these promos, and I'll be back again next week to review more of the Breakdown Diva promos.
As Batista’s theme hits some cheers from the crowd he heads to the top rope to pose for the fans, John Morrison seems to be on the ground just getting his bearings and on one knee holding his head in pain after suffering a tremendous Batista bomb. He looks around and notices Batista has his back towards him and after a few moments he begins to walk over to Batista and throws him down off the top rope, Batista falls to the mat holding his head and lands in perfect position for starship pain, Morrison notices this and quickly goes to the top rope and STARSHIP PAIN CONNECTS! Batista holds his ribs in pain as Morrison just gets up and laughs. The crowd begin to boo Morrison but he dosen’t look to give a damn…Just as he gets out of the ring a familiar theme is heard across the P.A system…
As MVP and Morrison pass Morrison holds his arms towards the ring signalling “He’s all yours” as MVP just laughs and slides into the ring. He looks down at Batista who is still holding his ribs in pain. He mounts him and begins to deliver a series of calculated punches to the temple of Batista each more vicious than the last before getting off and slamming Batista’s head into the mat. MVP then looks to help Batista to his feet as Batista seems to be really confused and after that attack not sure of his surroundings. MVP slowly gets him to his feet before kicking him in the gut, he lines him up and gets him in position…and PLAYMAKER connecting! Batista slams to the ground and looks to be in serious pain with his neck. MVP just laughs before sliding out of the ring and grabbing a mic from the ring announcer sat down at ringside, he slides back in and begins to speak…
Montel: Well, well, well, looks like you finally did it Dave! You pulled off yet another big win. Of course, nothing could be as big as when I won the World title but, who’s comparing who here. I’ll make this simple since I can see all y’all are wondering why I came out here and yet again attacked my good friend Dave. Well, it goes like this y’all.
Montel slides back into the ring and walks around Batista’s fallen body before standing over him. Montel begins to breathe heavily and smirks before speaking
Montel: In three weeks time XWL is set to have yet another pay-per-view. As you all may recall, unlike Digital Decision, I was left off the last one. However, I’m here tonight, to issue a challenge. This is not only a challenge where I’ll put my Pride on the line but, I’m gonna put something else on the line as well…
Montel lightly laughs as the crowd begin to chant several things
Montel: Aww come on guys, y’all know how to ruin a surprise. Now, while y’all may have guessed what I’m putting on the line.. I didn’t come out here to just talk about me. You see, Dave my man, you got something I want homie. Sure, I haven’t got the best track record lately in terms of winning matches but, that’s not why I’m out here. I’m out here tonight, to say I want to face you big man.. In a match for THAT thing right over there…
The camera cuts to the corner of the ring to show Batista’s Money In The Bank Briefcase
Montel: I can see you’re beginning to stir big man, so I’ll keep this short and sweet. At Eye For An Eye, I want to go one on one against you for your MITB Briefcase! Now, y’all are probably thinking “oh come now Mvp, you’ve had enough championship matches” Well, folks, that couldn’t be further from the truth. You see, I’m gonna do something Dave couldn’t do. At Eye For An Eye, if I.. No, WHEN I win that briefcase from The Animal right here, I’m gonna cash it in that night and become your New World Heavyweight Champion babay!
Montel: Now, if I don’t, and here’s where I expect y’all to cheer like the sheep y’all are.. If I don’t win and walk out with that briefcase.. Consider that my last match in XWL history. I will walk out of XWL and y’all will never see Mr. 305 ever…AGAIN Now what do y’all think about that! Do me a favor big man, when you come too, have one of these workers tell you what I just told everyone else. Oh, and Dave come Eye For An Eye, I’m gonna walk in with nothing and by the end I’m gonna walk out not only with the MITB but, the World Championship. Why? Because I am Montel Vontavious Porter.. And I am
Montel pauses and gets just inches from Batista’s face before finishing
Montel: Better
Montel: Than
Montel: You!
Montel drops the mic and pats Batista on the cheek before rolling out of the ring. Mvp’s music hits as he smirks making his way up the ramp and Breakdown fades to commercials
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match starts off with suicide grappleing hardy the first part of match suicide is i control hitting strong strikes irish whips and grapplez then hits his sig and finisher next part jeff takes control hitting strong strikes irish whips and grapplez then hits his sig and finisher then it went out the ring were jeff tryed to hit the swanton bomb but misses jeff then gets thrown in the ring then hits the swanton after that suicide was in control hit a sig and finisher after that he hit another sig ind fin but jeff reversed the pin and then it went move after move by both men untill suicide got a finisher 1...2...3 winner suicide
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The Rocks theme sounds throughout the arena signalling the arrival of the great one and raising a packed crowd to their feet simultaneously, The Rock bursts through the curtain like hell fire looking clearly in better shape than last week after resting from the Ironman and John Morrison matches..
He makes his way down the ramp smiling and high fiving the crowd before climbing into the ring....
He taunts on the turnbuckle for a few seconds before going over to the side and grabbing a mic...
The Rock: FINALLY! THE ROCK! HAS COME BACK! TO ST LOUIS! You know all week The Rock has been asked one question! The golden question! Is it, what are your thoughts heading into the chamber? No. Is it, what are your thoughts on CM Punks words towards Ted Dibiase? You're damn right it isn't. Is it, why in the name of blue hell is Mark Henry still employed by this company? No, but The Rock wants that damn answer... The golden question on everyones mind is, how Rock? How in the name of Jebus did a frilly little sun baked fart like John Morrison beat you?!
The Rock: And no people at home you don't have to adjust your television set, there is absolutely nothing wrong with your audio, you heard The Rock correctly, last week he was in fact defeated by John Morrison right here on Breakdown, now The Rock doesn't know whether it was because he was still beat up from the Ironman match, maybe his mind was elsewhere, hell, maybe the reflection coming off of those sequenced barbie tights he wears blinded The Rock just long enough for him to get an upset!
The Rock: Whatever the reason, yes, John Morrison you did in fact go ONE on ONE with the Great One and you came out on top but let The Rock make one thing as clear as crystal! After the match when you stepped into THE ROCKS ring with THE ROCKS world championship and placed your feet on THE ROCKS chest in front of THE ROCKS PEOPLE! WOWOWOWOWOWOWOAH! That is just not gonna sit well with The Rock sunshine so set a reminder that the next time you step in this ring with The Rock that he will be one pissed off Brahma Bull and things will be very, VERY different!
The Rock: Now that we have that cleared up let’s move on to tonight! The Rock is set to face off against a man, scrap that, a boy, scrap that...a girl by the name of Cody Rhodes, now little Cody and The Rock have met backstage before if everyone recalls correctly when The Rock put him in his place for disrespecting his elders and expecting everything handed to him, no tonight ken, barbie won’t be around to hand you anything! If you wanna win tonight then you're gonna have to go through The Peoples Champion at one hundred and ten percent! The Rock saw that you already tried to quit XWL out of fear but his good friend Mick Foley made sure that tonight you will face your fear, you will face The Rock and when it's all set and done, when the dust has settled, the smoke has cleared and your mirrors have been shattered, The Rock will be standing high on the turnbuckle holding his World Heavyweight Championship!....Then...then The Rock will be one step closer to climbing into that chamber...
The Rock: That hellish, demonic structure that The Rock has never been inside, people keep telling, keep warning The Rock, you will never be the same after stepping foot inside that prison. You wanna know what The Rock thinks about all of that? The Rock could wipe a monkey’s ass with what you people think about the chamber! It's still the same ring with a little fence around it as far as The Rock is concerned, is it gonna hurt? You're damn right it's gonna hurt but nothing worth fighting for in this lifetime doesn't hurt so The Rock is going into that chamber the same way he goes in to every single championship match, he is going in World Heavyweight Champion and he is doing everything in his power to walk out STILL, World Heavyweight Champion!
The Rock: There are four people standing in The Rocks way, Ted DiBiase, you now understand that it wont be a playground in there, The Rock will gun for you and gun for you hard when the time comes. Chris Jericho, You bitch, you whine, you moan, you cry, you piss, you crap but let The Rock ask you this, are you ready to fight, scratch and claw for your chance to prove that you're not a sorry son of a bitch holding onto his storied past? Alberto Deal Rio, you better hope that you are eliminated before The Rock gets his hands on you because as we have all found out in the past, once you go one on one with The Rock, you lose. Now it feels like The Rock is missing someone? hmmm, J...Ju......Just.......Just Bring It, CM Punk, yeah, that's it.
The Rock: CM Punk you know exactly how The Rock feels about you, we both know it isn't a secret but just in case anyone missed it, The Rock things that you are the biggest, stinking, yellow bellied, hypocritical piece of mo..........
*CM Punk steps out onto the stage to a mixed reaction from the audeience. He lifts his hand to show that he is holding a microphone, as a smile slowly spreads across his face*
[[Punk]]: Aww, you seem surprised Dwayne. Were you not expecting to see little ol' me Tonight? I can understand why, I mean I did just appear on Redemption an hour ago, how can I be in two places at once? Does CM Punk practise the black arts? Voodoo perhaps? No, simply enough I took your little trick Dwayne. I appeared Live via Satellite. Why else would I have cut a promo in the parking lot? I must say, I now understand why you do that little trick. It is rather fun. You know me, there is nothing I love more than speaking my mind, but to be able to do that and having people not being able to do anything about it is just a great feeling.
[[Punk]]: Now, many people dislike me for what I said earlier, some say I have crossed a line with what I said to Ted Dibiase. Maybe their right, maybe I did take my little rant too far. Or maybe I said what had to be said, I have no problem with being the "Bad guy". I will say the difficult things if it means there will be change. I will tell people what they need to hear. But I have already said my piece about Ted Dibiase, that is done and dusted. Tonight, it is about you and I Dwayne. I know you will be wondering why I am here, quite simply I wanted to see my buddy. It's been a long time since we've done this Dwayne, we have talked since Digital Decision. That doesn't seem right, for the tension that is between the two of us we have only talked once?
[[Punk]]: Since the majority of the build up for the Elimination Chamber surrounds our disliking for one another, I thought there was no better time for us to have another wonderful conversation. Now I could have stayed on Redemption to once again defeat Edge, I could've stayed on Redemption and said my piece about Alberto, Jericho or Gabriel. But truth is, they bore me. They suck what fun they can out of any situation and I don't want to be apart of that. I want to be live from St Louis and have fun with my buddy Dwayne. Now I know I was rather rude of me to interrupt you during your air time. So please, finish what you had to say. I'm all ears.
The Rock: You know what Punk, you sure have your moments, just when The Rock is about to tell the world that you are the biggest piece of Chicago stained crap to ever step foot on planet, just when The Rock is about to call you a spineless, coward with zero testicular fortitude, you come out here and you prove The Rock wrong! For once in your measly little life you decided to man up, grow a set of balls, throw out your potty and graduate to the toilet, well congratulations Punk, you are a big boy now, which means you've gotta hang with the big boys, you've proved yourself capable in the past, beating Jeff Hardy in his own back yard, winning the entire King Of The Ring tournament, yeah you know what you're doing in the ring, so, answer me this, why has it taken you just over a month to finally come back out here and talk to The Rock man to man?
The Rock: In fact you know what, don't answer that, answer this, why in that month did you feel the need to not only avoid talking to The Rock, but to attack him after his match up? To come out during the ironman match? Are you trying to get inside The Rocks head? Is that what all of this is about? You see I’m starting to question; do you really dislike The Rock? Do you really have a problem with Dwayne Johnson? Or is this all just part of your psychological mind games? To break The Rock physically and mentally? You'd like that wouldn't you, any other honest man would want a straight up one on one match to prove to everyone and themselves that they are the absolute best in this company bar none! But that doesn't matter to you does it?
[[Punk]]: As a matter of fa.....
The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT DOESN'T MATTER TO YOU! The only thing that matters is that right here, you learn, that without a shadow of a doubt there is absolutely no way to break The Rock, you will walk into that chamber with the exact same chances of beating The Rock as Ted DiBiase, Chris Jericho, Alberto Del Rio and Justin Gabriel, well maybe not Justin Gabriel because he has absolutely no chance in hell! But still, you wanna talk with The Rock? He's right here. You wanna fight with The Rock? He's right here. But if you wanna try and waste your time, waste The Rocks time with your silly little pre-teen head games then you can tuck your pea sized nuts back in between your legs, turn around and head straight back to the windy city!
[[Punk]]: Are you finished? It's funny; you say I have no chance of getting inside your head. That everything I have put you through has been in vain. I hate to be the one that has to inform you Dwayne, but you couldn't be further from the truth. I can see you standing there with that cheesy smirk on your face, thinking that I'm talking out of my ass. But look at it this way Dwayne, everytime you step into this ring, you always take a look over your shoulder. Everytime you pick up a mic, there is always a mention of CM Punk. Even when your main priority lies with Alberto Del Rio.
[[Punk]]: So don't come out here and tell me what I'm doing is not working. Because you couldn't be further from the truth. Now you question why it has taken so long for me to "Man up" and come out here and address you man to man? It's easy for you to point the finger of blame Dwayne; you have done it your entire career. But as far as I'm aware, it's a two way street. What stopped you from making your way over to Redemption and facing me man to man? Instead you stayed on your show and said some mean ol' things about me. Now I won't blame you for that, hell that's what I do best.
[[Punk]]: But I won't allow you to label me a coward. What was it you said? "For once in your measly little life you decided to man up, grow a set of balls". First off, it's worrying that the majority of your material revolves around the male genitalia. But secondly, last time I checked both of our altercations have been put in motion by me. If it wasn't for me, these people would've never witnessed what occurred at Digital Decision. If not for me, we wouldn't be having this conversation right now. None of it would've happened.
[[Punk]]: You're very vocal when it comes to labelling people. But when it comes down to it Dwayne, you're nothing more than a coward yourself. But not only that, you're a hypocrite. Tell me, if I never interrupted you Tonight, how long would it had been until you finally approached me? When were you actually going to do something? I'll tell you when, never. Instead you would've carried on as you always do, you would've stayed nice and safe on your show, where none of your contenders happen to be, then you would point fingers and say mean things.
[[Punk]]: I've said it before and I'll say it again. I think there is a time and place for violence. I'm more of a vocal person myself; I like to say my piece. But when that time comes I have no problem with kicking somebody’s teeth down their throat. Now you come out here week after week and label everything under the sun and I am personally sick of it. I know this seems out of character for me and normally I would let respond in your corny way. But I am fed up with it Dwayne, like I said earlier I want change. Your World Heavyweight Championship reign, is on the very top of that list. You say you want to meet me face to face, one on one? Well I'll do you one better, you want a fight? Well I'll give you a fight.
*CM Punk drops his microphone and starts walking towards the ring as The Rock throws his microphone out of the ring and removes his sunglasses. Punk climbs into the ring and both men get in each other’s face. The Rock & CM Punk get nose to nose and begin to shout abuse at one another. The attending audience go nuts for this and a thunderous ovation fills the arena. The Rock becomes increasingly annoyed and shoves CM Punk, which CM Punk answers with a shove of his own, which sends The Rock backwards towards the ropes. Both men once again start shouting at one another and just as it looks as they've finally about to fight, a security team gets into the ring and stands between both men.*
*The crowd become furious at this and begin boo'ing the security team, who are struggling to hold both CM Punk and The Rock back. Both men become annoyed by this, The Rock begins insulting the staff while pacing back and forth in the ring. While CM Punk kicks the bottom rope and seems as though he is shouting at any and everything. Suddenly.... *
*The theme song of BreakDown's General Manager hits as Mick Foley makes his way onto the stage, he cuts to the chase right away speaking over his music.*
Mick Foley- Ladies! Please! I hate to be the cliché authority figure but I’ve had enough. You know what would happen if I let you two at each other now? You’d tear each other apart! BUT, as much as I want to see you two wrestle, as much as these fans want to see you two wrestle... You can’t, for tonight. You know what ticks me off? CM Punk, you’ve been going on and on about how everyone wants to see The Rock and CM Punk have a match. You got your wish, Eye for an Eye. Elimination Chamber, that’s the time when you and Rock can fight. But you’re both so impatient and at each other’s throats 24/7. What would I do if one of you got seriously hurt before the show? I’m sorry to go all corporate on you but that’s just my job. You all saw what happened with The Miz and Kevin Steen, things got blown WAY out of proportion and Kevin Steen may be out indefinitely.
Mick Foley- So you know what I’m going to do? I’m taking things into my own hands and doing the right thing. At Eye for an Eye, you’re both going to be in the Elimination Chamber. I’m not that cold to take you both out of it, you’re lucky it’s me standing here and not Vickie Guerrero. If you two want to fight each other so bad, you’re gonna’ get it. Because when you step into the Elimination Chamber, #1 in is going to be The Rock... and #2 is going to be CM Punk! Howabout that?! Have a nice day!!
*Foley gives a classic thumbs up and smiles, he walks back through the curtain as the camera shows CM Punk and The Rock, still being restrained as they stare a hole through each other.*
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*We return from a Randy Savage Hype up Video to a replay of Lucky Cannon's third episode of his Youtube Show*
{Lucky Cannon} Welcome ladies and gentleman to the third episode of the luckiest show on the internet… “Are You Feeling Lucky”.. I’m your host…
*Cannon turns his head as the camera pans out and we see none other than… Ricardo Rodriguez*
{Ricardo} Permítame presentarle a usted la sensación más reciente de Internet, también conocido como Da-Lish, conocido como el Sr. robar su chica, también conocido como El Campeón Intercontinental futuro una vez que se gana la Cámara de Eliminación, también conocido como El futuro de esta industria, también conocido como .... LUCCKKKKYYY CANNNONNNN
*Cannon smiles and pats Ricardo on the back*
{Lucky Cannon} Finally! Someone who can actually introduce me correctly! You’re a hell of a lot better then the sorry excuses for interviewers Matt Striker and Scott Stanford! Neither of them were able to introduce a internet sensation of my caliber!
*We go to Cannon's first segment as the camera shows a picture followed by the words "How To Catch A Leprechaun...*
{Lucky Cannon} Every superstar has a pre-game ritual, Cody Rhodes has one, John Cena has one, Triple H has one, I have one, and I bet that even Kane has one! In order to learn what Kane’s pre-game ritual is I set up a phone call with none other than.. Paul Bearer!
*Paul Bearer’s picture appears on the screen as a ringing is heard*
*We can hear a phone being picked up and “Paul Bearer’s” voice can be heard*
{“Bearer”} Hello?
{Lucky Cannon} Hey Mr. Bearer, it’s Lucky Cannon, how’s it going?
{“Bearer”} Lucky who?
{Lucky Cannon} …. Lucky Cannon, you know? Da-Lish, Mr. Steal Your Girl, The future I.C. Champion…
{“Bearer”} Hmm….. nope… doesn’t ring a bell, and I’ve been watching every episode of Breakdown and Redemption to see my son dominate the XWL with Mr. Fn and The Ministry. I guess that you’re easy to miss…
{Lucky Cannon} … Well.. anyways… I’m calling to get the inside scoop on Kane’s pre-game ritual.. Do you happen to know what it is?
{“Bearer”} Well…. I do.. but he told me not to tell anyone. But seeing as your so overlooked in the XWL, I doubt that anyone will listen to you even if you do tell anyone Kane’s secret… so here it is…. When Kane was growing up he had no friends. He used to sit at home everyday in his room wishing he were normal. So I thought that it would be a good idea to buy a pet to keep him company. And I assumed that someone as strange as Kane would want an equally strange pet. So I bought him a monkey. But he refused to play with the monkey, instead he would just lock himself in his room and spank his monkey… And to this day he brings that monkey to every arena and before each match… he… he… he spanks his monkey!
*The camera cuts back to Cannon*
{Lucky Cannon} My ritual as you all know is to eat the Magically Da-Licious, Lucky Charms… And remember kids, Lucky Charms > Fruity Pebbles. Be Lucky, not Fruity!
*Cannon holds up the box for the audience to see*
{Lucky Cannon} But my arch nemesis, Hornswoggle keeps stealing them from me, so I devised a plan to stop this once and for all!... And I guarantee that this one will work
*The camera cuts to an area backstage where Lucky Cannon is shown sneering into the camera*
{Lucky Cannon} Is it on?.. yeah?.... Is it recording?.. oh… ehem… Greetings Kane.. Mr. Fn… I saw you two take out Carlito on Redemption… But you don’t scare me! You don’t send shivers down my spine! I have a monster far bigger and scarier then you!... Brock… Lesnar!...........Brock get out here!
*You hear a voice from behind a closed door*
{Brock} Do I have to?
{Lucky Cannon} Yes! We’re going to prove that you are scarier then The Ministry of Darkness!
*Brock Lesnar walks out with his head down. He’s wearing a white sheet over his head with two eye holes.*
{Lucky Cannon} Now that’s scary! Nothings more terrifying then a ghost!.. Shh Hornswoggles coming! Now remember the plan. You’re going to jump out and scare him, and when The Ministry sees how scared he is of, they will have no choice but to let me join! And Hornswoggle will never dare mess with me again!
*The camera shows Hornswoggle walking down the hallway eating out of a box of Lucky Charms. As Hornswoggle turns the corner Brock Lesnar unwillingly jumps out in front of Hornswoggle to scare him, but it has no effect on him.*
{Lucky Cannon} What the… How did that not scare you!
*Hornswoggle shrugs and tosses something at Cannon before running away in the opposite direction. Cannon catches what was thrown at him and the camera zooms in showing that it’s a fake spider*
{Lucky Cannon} Ha! He thought that he’d try and scare me back, but I’m not scared of..
{R-Truth} SPIDERRRR!!!!
*R-Truth charges from out of nowhere dropkicking Cannon! Truth then begins to stomp on the spider as we cut to the next scene.*
{Lucky Cannon} Now I’m assuming you all know what Google is? You know the search engine where if you type “True Champion” you’ll see a picture of yours truly standing next to The Miz.
{Lucky Cannon} So in this segment I will type in different superstars names and see what pops up if I click “I’m Feeling Lucky” cause Lucky Cannon is always feeling lucky!... So this week’s superstar will be none other than “The Great White”; Sheamus!…alright lets see…. S-H-E-A-M-U-S… enter…
{Lucky Cannon} What the…must have done a typo. Let me try again… S-h-e-a-m-u-s, XWL… enter…
{Lucky Cannon} Huh, looks like google is broken!.. Let’s see what happens if I type Lucky Cannon..
{Lucky Cannon} Oh looks like the last part is cut off. It says “A new N-64 with live capability” and “Lucky Cannon winning the Elimination Chamber”
*We cut to the next scene where Cannon is sitting next to an unknown man*
JERRY'S REVIEW
{Lucky Cannon} Now as you all know in order to become a successful XWL superstar you need to have skills both in the ring, and on the mic… like myself for instance.. So back from popular demand.. Jerry!
{Jerry} Thanks Lucky, it’s great to be on the show toni-
{Lucky Cannon} Wait a minute.. what’s your shirt say?
{Jerry} Huh?... oh. Well you told me to wear a Lucky Cannon shirt, and since there are none in XWL stores I decided to make my own!
{Lucky Cannon} “Tyson=Breakdown”… how is that a Lucky Cannon Shirt?!?!?
{Jerry} Oh… well look on the back
*Jerry turns around for Cannon to see
{Lucky Cannon} “Lucky Cannon is okay”…. WHAT THE… OKAY?!?!? Take it off now!
{Jerry} …what
{Lucky Cannon} YOU HEARD ME
*Jerry takes off the T-Shirt and we see him wearing a “Ted Dibiase” undershirt. Cannon takes one look at the shirt, and begins to yell*
{Lucky Cannon} NO, NO, NO!! Put the Tyson shirt back on now! At least that one mentions my name on the back! I respect Tyson Kidd at least but Ted Dibiase?!?!
*Jerry puts back the “Tyson=Breakdown” Shirt before continuing*
{Jerry} Well ladies and gentleman, like Lucky said you need to have both in ring skills and mic skills to make it in the XWL. And it’s my job to see who’s mic skills will lead them to the top of the controversial Fave Five… But seeing as I have to go to work soon (and David has reviewed all of Redemption already besides his own) I will only be able to review four Breakdown promos, and one Redemption promo…
{Lucky Cannon} Go to work? What are you talking about! This is your job!
{Jerry} …. You don’t pay me though…
{Lucky Cannon} Well maybe I will if you choose my segment!
{Jerry} Well, I’m picking my top two favorite promos from Breakdown …soooo.. no.
{Lucky Cannon} SHUT UP!! HOW CAN I NOT BE ONE OF YOUR FAVORITES! YOU MUST HAVE BEEN SITTING BACKSTAGE DOING DRUGS WITH METH HARDY DURING BREAKDOWN IF YOU REALLY THINK THAT I WASN’T THE BEST OF BREAKDOWN!!
{Jerry} Sorry Lucky, but my favorite promo of Breakdown was hands down CM Punk and The Rock’s.. but coming up second was a close call between Morrison and Angle, Tyson and Evan, or Batista and M.V.P. but I had to give it to the latter… Batista and M.V.P… Batista got the first word in this week in an interview with Todd Grisham. He started off saying how didn’t expect M.V.P.’s jealously to cause him to attack The Animal last week. He pointed out that he helped M.V.P. get the WH shot at Digital Decision, and that M.V.P. was jealous that The Animal has a shot whenever he wants to with that briefcase. Batista told us all how the crowd’s cheers gave him an adrenaline boost and how he was surprised at how much the people helped him mentally. I’m glad that he has rid himself of M.V.P. The Animal is not to be taken lightly and while he was with M.V.P. I feel like he was overlooked. I can’t wait to see how Batista fares in the future as a singles competitor!
{Lucky Cannon} Jerry, you forgot the best part of his interview! The part where he mentioned me! Give me those notes….hmm… lets see….here it is!..” lucky cannon has taken my eye I mean he’s been doing well as of late” Now that was defiantly my favorite part of the promo for sure!
{Jerry} Well M.V.P didn’t love his interview as much as us! He decided to confront Batista once again and challenge him to a match at Eye for an Eye.. for the briefcase.. but if M.V.P. loses then he’ll quit the XWL for good! I can’t wait to see what happens next between these two former friends… The next promo I will review is between another set of former friends in Tyson Kidd and Evan Bourne’s exchange of words which ended with a confrontation in the ring after Tyson’s victory over RVD… Evan got the first word in during his interview with Christy Hemme. I thought it was funny how Evan explained that the only reason he interrupted Tyson Kidd last week was to piss him off, push his buttons. He also said that he saw a lot of himself in Tyson Kid-
{Lucky Cannon} Wait a second…. Evan wants to see himself in Tyson Kidd? He like to “push his buttons”.. I know what’s really going on here….!!
{Jerry} Oh, shut up Lucky and get your head out of the gutter!... Anyways..
*Jerry looks down at his notes, but Cannon snatches them out of his hand*
{Lucky Cannon} What’s this?.. Oh, it’s Evan’s interview word for work huh? Let’s see what Evan said next…. “I made an example out of him last year, and now a year later, he's coming back for a second helping! I'm normally not a giving person, but I think I can serve up another special ass whooping just for him!”….. Really? Evan normally isn’t a giver huh? Usually a “receiver” then I’m guessing, ha! Apparently Tyson would know too, since he’s coming back for a second “as whooping”… jeez Jerry, who knew what was really behind this feud! No wonder they made a great team, as Evan said; they’re “two peas in a pod”!!!
{Jerry} Give that back will ya!
*Jerry grabs back the papers and continues*
{Jerry} As I was saying.. Evan explained that Tyson and himself had no hatred towards each other…yet.. and explained the past between Team Perfection and how they split apart. I enjoyed reading that seeing as I was still writing for WCOW at the time and was unaware of the past of Team Perfection…
{Lucky Cannon} Ha! The only team that is truly perfect is the stable including me, myself, and I!!!
{Jerry} God your annoying!... Anyways, Tyson shot back in an interview of his own. I spat the water I was drinking out laughing when I saw Tyson spit the water he was drinking out after hearing that Evan was interviewed before him! Tyson went on to humorously make fun of the fans and Evan Bourne’s hometown, even mentioning Randy Orton!
{Lucky Cannon} Tyson knows the difference between talent.. and.. well…Randy Orton. These fans should be cheering superstars such as myself and Tyson! Unlike Evan and Randy we actually are entertaining! Sure, Randy and Evan have gotten farther in this industry then us, but that’s not because they are more talented on the mic or in the ring as us! It means that they are more talented at puckering up their lips and kissing ass! They pander to these fans because they know that they would be nothing without them now that superstars like myself, Slater, and Tyson are here to stay! I’d rather tear out my own eyeballs then watch Evan defeat Tyson! I hope that I get the “honor” of facing Evan on Breakdown so that I can humiliate him as these fans watch their favorite high flyer get pummeled to a pulp, as Tyson watches as a fellow underdog comes out on top! Sure Evan used to be the underdog just like us, but now he’s this multi-time champion who has made it his goal to “piss off” a true deserving champion in Tyson Kidd! Sure Randy’s legacy is impressive but I’m making a Legacy all on my own! Wade should be the last of Randy’s worries going into the Elimination Chamber!
{Jerry} Are you done? Jeez… Well Tyson proved that he had true Hart when he defeated R.V.D. bu-
{Lucky Cannon} Allow me.. But Evan Bourne couldn’t let Tyson have his moment… noooo, Evan had to come out yet again and rain on Evan’s parade! Just like I was supposed to be in the Main Event of Breakdown but nooooo, building up Randy Orton is farrr more important!..
{Jerry} Well that’s not what I was going to say… moving on.. Angle and Morrison started off Breakdown beautifully. Morrison started off by challenging Angle to a match for the gold medal.. which Angle accepted as long as he gets something in return.. Morrison’s career. I know that I will be cheering for Morrison come Eye for an Eye. Angle has yet to prove himself as of late like Morrison has. After all Morrison defeated the WH Champion last week and Angle? Angle beat some old washed up nobody like Jeff Jarrett.. Morrison is more then a spot monkey like Angle claims. Morrison is a future World Champion….
{Lucky Cannon} Just like me!
{Jerry} “The Rock is set to face off against a man, scrap that, a boy, scrap that...a girl by the name of Cody Rhodes”… That’s the favorite line of favorite promo this week between Breakdown superstar The Rock and CM Punk! Saving the best for last of course! Rock starts off explaining how he was perplexed that John Morrison was able to defeat him last week. I’m glad that he brought it up because it was a surprise for all of us seeing the Parkour Prince of Perfection defeat the WH Champion! Rock then went on to bash on Rhodes some more before he was interrupted by C…M…Punk! Punk showed his cleverness by explaining how he took a page out of The Rock’s book and appeared via sattelite. But then Punk surprised us all. I loved how Punk said that he was out here to hear what The Rock had to say to him, face to face. Gabriel, Jericho and the rest of the Redemption crew in the EC bored Punk unlike The Rock. And I was glad to see Punk on Breakdown to have a war of words with The People’s Champ. The Rock could also sense that Punk wasn’t out here to play his usual kid games and applauded him for that. I always love seeing Punk with his kiddish, rebellious teenager type of mentality going at it with the veteran Rock. I guess we will see who will come out on top in the end, because The Rock is #1 to enter the chamber… and Pun… well he is #2! Imagine if one is able to eliminate the other before anyone else is able to enter! Imagine if Punk eliminates the champion right at the start! Then we will have a new WH Champion for sure! This is going to be an exciting match and I can’t wait!... now moving onto Redemption.. I’m going to keep this short and sweet seeing as I have little time left for the show… Ted Dibiase’s segment and John Cena with R-Truth’s segment were by far my favorite promos of the show. Cena was able to keep his cool with the crazy yet hilarious R-Truth. Cena showed us all why he is one of the greatest superstars in the history of this industry, while Truth told us why he believes that is just a conspiracy! The whole segment had me laughing, especially the “What’s”! Ted Dibiase came out and was able to compare his goal of winning the WH Title to a game of monopoly! The whole promo had great analogies and hidden humor which was very enjoyable. His response to Punk’s onslaught earlier in the show was very mature and to the point. I believe that there is going to be more exchange of words between the fortunate son and the second city saint in the future, and as controversial as they have been I have enjoyed seeing these superstars dig deep to say what is on their minds…. But now it’s time for the moment you’ve all been waiting for.. the Fave Five…
1- Batista.. really digging the feud with MVP. The interview this week was really amazing because it showed more of a personality from Batista then I've seen in the past. Go face Batista! 2- Ted... Once again another epic promo. Loved all the hidden humor and analogies. Probably would be number one if he had more of a feud with a single person rather then 5 other people, which isn't your fault since it's the EC. Loved the promo though, and can't wait for more! 3- Tyson... MARKOUT.. loving the storyline with Bourne. Great promo's this week! 4- R-Truth.. LOVED the promo with Cena, had me laughing, especially the end. that was amazing! 5- Miz... I'm really liking the feud with Steen, and the promo this week was AWEEEEESOMMMEEEE...
This week we have a surprise as Batista comes out as number one this week closely followed by Ted Dibiase and Tyson Kidd. Will Batista be able to hold that spot next week with another epic segment for his feud with MVP? Or will Ted Dibiase regain his spot at number one? Or will Tyson Kidd or another surprise shoot up to the top?!?! Find our next week!
{Lucky Cannon} Well that’s all the time we have folks! Don’t forget to subscribe to my Youtube Channel! Because the internet, the XWL, the I.C. title.. is all.. about………..me.
Subject: XWL Breakdown : 9/4/2011 - 9/11/2011 
Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:24 pm
and if u come back with snarky insults ill have Lesnar come and have to make Hero wrestle with a BROKEN FREAKING NECK for the rest of his life 
Even tho I think Beth does really well in joint promos, because it's really effective having her say all of these things to the other divas face, and seeing the reaction, this promo was still fun to read and as always, I look forward to reading/reviewing her future promos.
