XWL.com Exclusive: Creative still has nothing for Colt

As the cameras start rolling, Marty DeRosa is sat in his office, sat in his chair with his feet up on his desk staring up at the wall as someone knocks on his door and Marty quickly takes his feet off the desk and starts pretending to do work



Marty DeRosa: Come on in.

As Marty invites the person in, Colt Cabana walks on into the office and stands near Marty

Colt Cabana: Hey Creative.

Marty DeRosa: Hey Colt.

Colt Cabana: Sooo...

Marty DeRosa: So what?

Colt Cabana: Did you see my match last week?

Marty DeRosa: Of course I did, you lost to...

Colt butts in to correct Marty



Colt Cabana: I won, actually.

Marty DeRosa: Yeah that's what I was saying, you beat Billy Ki...

Again Colt has to interrupt Marty to correct him

Colt Cabana: Billy Gunn.

Marty DeRosa: It's like you're reading my mind.

Colt Cabana: Or like you had no idea that I even had a match last week.

Marty DeRosa: Exactly.

Colt Cabana: Wait, what one?

Marty DeRosa: What one what?

Colt Cabana: Did you watch my match last week?

Not knowing what to say, Marty decides to change the subject to avoid the question



Marty DeRosa: What do you want Colt?

Colt Cabana: What do you mean?

Marty DeRosa: You came in here to talk, what do you want to talk about.

Colt Cabana: My match this week.

Marty goes to say something, but Colt quickly starts speaking again before he can get a word in

Colt Cabana: I've got to tell you Marty that was a stroke of genius tonight, genius Marty!

Marty DeRosa: Thanks, Colt.

Colt Cabana: Come on Marty, tell how did you think of it? I know I can do it, and I know I can win but I didn't think you had faith in me like this, this is unbelievable.

Marty DeRosa: What are you talkin...

As Marty speaks Colt talks over him and Marty quickly gives up

Colt Cabana: I can't wait to get out there tonight, it's going to be incredible Colt Boom Boom Cabana versus John Cena, this might be the biggest match of my career, seriously Marty I can't thank you enough. John's my mom's favourite wrestler, Zack Ryder's my dad's favourite... I don't know why I'm not their favourites, but tonight that might just change and it's all because of you Marty.

Marty DeRosa: Well, Colt here's the thing.

Again as Marty tries to tell Colt something, Cabana



Colt Cabana: And to think I thought you didn't like me, you really came through for me this time Marty, I can't wait for my match tonight.

Marty DeRosa: Well Colt, there's been a small change of plan.

Colt Cabana: What, what is it?

Marty DeRosa: Your match is cancelled.

As Marty breaks the news to Colt, he looks down heartened for a moment before getting annoyed at Marty

Colt Cabana: What do you mean cancelled? You can't just cancel my match like this Marty, the people wanted to see this match, what about the fans Marty, what about me? This would of been huge for me and you know it.

Marty DeRosa: I know, Colt but I couldn't help.

Colt Cabana: You couldn't help it? You couldn't help but crush my dreams, thanks a lot Marty. You just love to let me down don't you?

Marty DeRosa: It's not like that.

Colt Cabana: Oh, yeah? Then what's it like then?

Marty DeRosa: He hasn't shown up.

Colt Cabana: What do you mean he hasn't shown up?

Marty DeRosa: He's stuck in traffic, Colt, he's not going to make it this week.

Colt Cabana: He's not in the arena?

Marty DeRosa: Nope.



Colt Cabana: So who am I going to face instead?

Marty DeRosa: Nobody.

Colt Cabana: Nobody? Come on Marty! Why do you keep doing this to me, I won my match last week against Billy Gunn AND I beat Goldberg at Digital Decision...

Marty interrupts Colt, correcting him quickly, before Colt continues his rant

Marty DeRosa: The pre-show.

Colt Cabana: And I beat Goldberg at the Digital Decision Pre-show. Marty, what do I have to do to get a match every week around here?

Marty sits in silence for a few seconds, itching the back of his head

Marty DeRosa: Have you ever thought of getting a new gimmick?

Colt Cabana: A new gimmick?

Marty DeRosa: Yeah, the funny jewish kid is old, nobody wants to see that.

Colt Cabana: So you want me to just not be Colt Cabana anymore?

Marty DeRosa: Pretty much, yeah.

Colt Cabana: I don't know, I kind of like being Colt Cabana. What if I don't want to change?

Marty DeRosa: That's a shame, because it's really good.

Colt Cabana: Really? What is it?

Marty pauses for a moment rubbing his stubble trying to think of an idea



Marty DeRosa: Why don't you be a Deadman?

Colt Cabana: That's been done.

Marty DeRosa: How about we make you 7 feet... no 8 feet, no that’s been done nine feet. Why don't we make you nine feet tall.

Colt stares blankly at Marty as he replies to him

Colt Cabana: No.

Marty DeRosa: Why don't you become Samoan?

Colt Cabana: I don't think you can just become Samoan.

Marty DeRosa: Ugandan then.

Colt Cabana: Do I look like I come from Uganda to you?

Marty DeRosa: Well you never know what miracles doctors can do now, you saw what they did to Michael Jackson, you could be the reverse version of him.

Colt Cabana: Uganda be kidding me. He looked like he melted, Marty. I don't want to look all melty.

Marty DeRosa: Just think of all the money I can make.

Colt Cabana: You can make?

Marty DeRosa: Alright I'll throw you a few bucks too.

Colt Cabana: I'm not doing it.

Marty DeRosa: Why don't you be a dentist?

Colt Cabana: You think I should have a dentist gimmick?

Marty DeRosa: No, why don't you just quit wrestling and get your dentistry license.



Colt gets a little annoyed with Marty raising his voice at him

Colt Cabana: You know what Marty, I've had enough of these stupid games, just start giving my matches every week, it can't be that hard.

Marty DeRosa: Oh like you know what it's like to do my job.

Colt Cabana: I haven't actually thought about it.

Marty DeRosa: No you didn't. It's actually a very complex system, what I do is, I put everyone's names into a hat and pull two names out at a time and that's a match.

Colt Cabana: Then why didn't I get a match?

Marty DeRosa: I didn't put your name in the hat.

Colt Cabana: Well why not?

Marty DeRosa: My pen ran out of ink.

Colt seems to accept Marty's answer for a second, before remembering what he said earlier in the conversation

Colt Cabana: I thought you said Cena didn't show up.

Marty DeRosa: Errrrr...

Colt Cabana: Just make sure I have a match next week.

Marty DeRosa: I liked you better when you were Matt Classic.

Colt Cabana: Marty, for the last time, I'm not Matt Classic.

Marty DeRosa: No, that's not what I said. I said you WERE Matt Classic, I can see you're not him anymore.

Colt Cabana: I was never Matt Classic. Just drop it.

Marty shrugs still sitting in his chair

Marty DeRosa: Oh, that's too bad, because I had an Intercontinental championship match with Matt Classic's name on it.

Colt perks up a little bit

Colt Cabana: Really?

Marty DeRosa: Yeah.

Colt starts to get a little bit excited at the prospect of this



Colt Cabana: Wow, Marty I don't know what to say! Intercontinental championship. I like it.

Marty DeRosa: It's just too bad you're not him, that could of been huge for your career.

Colt Cabana: Yeah it could of been, but I'm not him.

Marty shakes his head disappointed at Colt's defiance

Marty DeRosa: So you're not going to bite huh?

Colt Cabana: Nope.

Marty DeRosa: OK, but I'll get you one day.

Colt Cabana: So who's getting the title shot instead then?

Marty looks confused at Colt's question

Marty DeRosa: What title shot?

Colt Cabana: The Intercontinental title shot? You know I am undefeated since I returned here, maybe it's time you gave old Colt Cabana a bite at the cherry.

Unfamiliar with Colt's analogy Marty questions Colt

Marty DeRosa: What cherry? I don't have any cherries.

Colt Cabana: Who's getting the title shot instead of Matt Classic, Marty?

Marty DeRosa: Oh that? I made that up.

Colt Cabana: So you were trying to trick me into admitting I'm Matt Classic?

Marty DeRosa: Pretty much, yeah.

Colt Cabana: That's pretty low, even for you.

Colt turns around and starts to walk away

Marty DeRosa: Whatever you say... Classic.

Colt stops in his tracks and turns around angrily confronting Marty

Colt Cabana: Marty! I'm not Matt Classic, I'm going to go, and I better have a match this week.

Marty DeRosa: How about you be Twinkie The Kid?

Colt Cabana: Do I like an idiot?

Marty DeRosa: Come on, Colt, Twinkie's are back, we need to get ahead of the curve here.

Colt looks shocking at Marty's news

Colt Cabana: Wait, Twinkie's are back?

Marty DeRosa: Yeah, I've got a ton of them.

Colt Cabana: Can I have one?

Marty DeRosa: Sure, I've just got to get them back from Steen. He said he'd look after them for me.

Colt Cabana: Good luck with that.

Marty DeRosa: Thanks Colt.

As Marty finishes speaking the cameras fade out to end the segment

Quote :

Marty DeRosa: How about you be Twinkie The Kid?

Colt Cabana: Do I like an idiot?

Marty DeRosa: Come on, Colt, Twinkie's are back, we need to get ahead of the curve here.

Colt looks shocking at Marty's news

Colt Cabana: Wait, Twinkie's are back?

Marty DeRosa: Yeah, I've got a ton of them.

Colt Cabana: Can I have one?

Marty DeRosa: Sure, I've just got to get them back from Steen. He said he'd look after them for me.

Colt Cabana: Good luck with that.