XWL.com Exclusive: Colt's Lost Match

As the cameras start rolling XWL's favourite creative team member Marty DeRosa is sat at his computer in his office looking at images from various XWL Diva photoshoots featuring the likes of The Bella Twins, Torrie Wilson and Summer Rae, as he continues to stare at the pictures he hears a knock on his door, to which he quickly clicks on a different window on his web browser, unknowing that he's opened the window featuring the likes of Luna, Moose and Nichole Bass

Marty DeRosa:  Yeah, come on in.

The door opens and Colt Cabana walks into Marty's office looking puzzled



Colt Cabana: Hey Creative.

Marty DeRosa:  Hey, Colt.

Colt looks over Marty's shoulder spotting what's on his computer screen

Colt Cabana: What are you doing?

Marty DeRosa: What are you talking about?

Colt points at Marty's computer

Colt Cabana: That! On your computer!

Marty glances at his computer, realising what he's left open, as he quickly tries to think of an excuse for it



Marty DeRosa: Oh, that, I was just researching... You know for an angle.

Colt thinks to himself for a few seconds realising that the explanation makes sense

Colt Cabana: Well that makes sense, I guess.

Marty DeRosa: Well it is my job.

Colt Cabana: Is the angle for me?

Marty DeRosa: Do you want it for you?

Colt Cabana: I don't know Marty, that looks pretty weird.

Marty DeRosa: Don't worry, it will be great, this will be huge for you.

Colt Cabana: It's going to be huge?

Marty DeRosa: It's going to make your career.

Colt Cabana: I'm going to be a big star?

Marty DeRosa: The biggest.

Colt seems impressed by Marty's vision for him, seemingly forgetting his previous scepticism to the situation



Colt Cabana: Alright, then. I can get on board with that, pitch it to me.

As Colt agrees to the angle Marty looks shocked

Marty DeRosa: Oh, what?

Colt Cabana: I want the angle, tell me what it's about.

Marty remains silent for a couple of seconds scratching his head

Marty DeRosa: You know what, maybe some other time, it's not ready yet, actually on second thought, this just isn't a good angle for you.

While Marty backs out of doing the angle, Colt looks upset

Colt Cabana: Oh, well that's a real bummer.

Marty DeRosa: Come to think of it, you shouldn't even know about this. You can't tell anyone about this OK?

Colt still looks puzzled at Marty's actions

Colt Cabana: ...Alright.

Marty DeRosa: So I'll just close this then.

Marty leans over to his computer and turns the screen off before turning back to Colt



Marty DeRosa: So, what do you want Colt?

Colt Cabana: I want to know what happened last week.

Marty DeRosa: What about last week?

Colt Cabana: My match.

Now Marty looks confused not knowing where Colt's going with this

Marty DeRosa: What match?

Colt Cabana: My match against Chuck Taylor.

Marty DeRosa: I don't remember you having a match.

Colt Cabana: That's because you cut it from the show, I had my match, I beat Chuckie T, and you cut it from the show, what the hell Marty? People are going to think I'm some kind of a joke if I just walk into the company and in my second week back I'm not anywhere to be scene, and that's not my fault Marty, that's on you.

Marty breathes out heavily



Marty DeRosa: Colt, you just won't get it. It's a logistics thing.

Colt Cabana: Logistics?

Marty DeRosa: Yeah, logistics. Do you know about them?

Colt Cabana: Of course I know about the logistics, what do I look like an idiot or something?

Hesitantly Marty responds to Colt

Marty DeRosa: Well...

Colt Cabana: Well I'm not, but explain it to me.

Trying to think of what it means Marty racks his head for a second or two before coming up with the best excuse he can

Marty DeRosa: You know, it's logistical.

Colt seems impressed by Marty's explanation, simply excepting it at face value and Marty looks relived at Colt's easy acceptance

Colt Cabana: Oh, that makes sense.

Marty DeRosa: I knew you'd understand.

Colt Cabana: I think I do, so what are you going to do about it?

Marty DeRosa: What can I do?

Colt Cabana: I don't know Marty, how about you create something?

Marty leans back in his chair, swinging back and forth, the complete opposite for enthusiastic



Marty DeRosa: Oh come on Colt, I don't want work, I'm on my break.

Colt Cabana: Why don't you put it online, stick it on Youtube, or XWL.com, come on Marty, people need to see this match.

Marty DeRosa: Alright, I'll think of something OK, we'll stick it online.

Colt Cabana: Good, I'm glad we fixed this.

Marty DeRosa: Is that it? I've got work to do.

Colt Cabana: No, it's not it.

Marty starts to look a little bit annoyed

Marty DeRosa: Colt, please I'm very busy, I don't have time for this.

Colt Cabana: Give me a match this week.

Marty DeRosa: You already have a match.

Colt Cabana: No I don't.

Marty DeRosa: Yes you do.

Colt Cabana: No I don't.

Marty DeRosa: Colt, trust me, you have a match, this is me you're talking too.

Colt Cabana: Oh really?

Marty DeRosa: Really.

Colt pulls a sheet of paper from his jacket pocket



Colt Cabana: Here's the card, where's my match? Point out my match right now.

Marty glances at the card and points to a match

Marty DeRosa: It's right there.

Colt Cabana: That's Antonio Cesaro vs. Curtis Axel.

Marty DeRosa: Right, that's your match.

Colt Cabana: No, it's not.

Marty DeRosa: Alright fine, it's that one.

Marty points at another match on the card

Colt Cabana: That's a Diva's match.

Marty DeRosa: Yeah, you could wrestle them.

Colt Cabana: I'm not going to fight a woman.

As Marty speaks he holds up two fingers

Marty DeRosa: You're right, you're going to fight two of them.

Colt Cabana: No I'm not.

Marty lets a deep sigh



Marty DeRosa: Look, Colt. I'm the creative team here, not you, I'm the idea man, I get paid to come up with this stuff, you just read my genius and perform it, this match could be the best thing to ever happen to you, and you're just dissing it without even hearing it out. One of these days I'm not going to be here, and then what will you do?

Colt Cabana: I'm not doing it. Admit it, you forgot to give me a match didn't you.

Marty DeRosa: No, it's right...

Marty goes to point to another match on the card but Colt pulls it away before he can

Colt Cabana: No, you forgot.

Knowing he's been caught out, Marty gives up and comes clean

Marty DeRosa: Fine, you got me, I forgot to give you a match this week, but in fairness, you didn't have one last week either.

Thus annoys Colt, as he angrily responds to Marty

Colt Cabana: NO! I did have a match last week, you cut it from the show and now I'm not even booked, this is a joke. I'm a serious wrestler and I won't accept this. You better make this right.

Marty DeRosa: Alright fine, you can have a match next week.

Colt suddenly looks happy, knowing what next week is



Colt Cabana: On the pay-per-view?

When Colt asks him that, Marty looks surprised

Marty DeRosa: The pay-per-views next week?

Colt Cabana: Yeah, Digital Decision, You'd think you'd know that.

Marty spins his chair around to look at his White Board to check to PPV date

Marty DeRosa: Yeah, you'd think I would.

Colt Cabana: So I'm on the pay-per-view?

Marty turns back around on his chair

Marty DeRosa: No.

Colt Cabana: Well what the hell Marty.

Marty DeRosa: I can't just put you on the pay-per-view Colt, you've only had one match. How about this, I can maybe get you on the pre-show.

Colt looks let down but still somewhat optimistic



Colt Cabana: The pre-show?

Marty DeRosa: Yeah, it will be great. Colt Cabana on the internet, what can go wrong?

Colt nods in slight approval

Colt Cabana: The internet does love me. Alright I'll do it.

Marty DeRosa: Great.

Colt Cabana: Will I have a poll?

Marty DeRosa: Sure, people love that Vince Russo guy, you can all the Pole matches you want.

Colt Cabana: No, Marty. First of all, nobody likes Vince Russo, he's the worst, and secondly I don't want a Pole match, I want a poll.

Marty looks confused not quite knowing what Colt means

Marty DeRosa: What's the difference?

Colt Cabana: A Pole match has something dangling from a Pole, like a weapon or something for the guys to use, a Poll is kind of the entire point of this pay-per-view, the fans get to vote for the matches, the stipulations, the opponents, really they're doing your job for you.

Marty DeRosa: That's it! I got it. We're going to need to order some Pole's.

Colt Cabana: Marty, no Pole matches. Trust me, it's a bad idea.

Marty DeRosa: Alright fine. How about just one.

Colt Cabana: Marty, it's not going to work, it's been done before, and it didn't work very well.

Marty DeRosa: Fine.

Colt Cabana: So about my polls?

Marty DeRosa: Yeah, sure have as many as you want.

Colt Cabana: And my opponent?

Marty DeRosa: Sure, you can have an opponent.

Colt Cabana: I want a good one.

Marty DeRosa: The best.

Colt Cabana: That's what I like to hear. See you later, Marty.

Marty DeRosa: I'll see you next week.

Colt turns away and exits the room

Colt Cabana: Jagoff.

As Colt leaves the room and closes the door behind him, Marty sits at his desk for a second before speaking to himself out loud

Marty DeRosa: Hmm, that gives me an idea.

Marty changes tabs on his computer back to the images of Moose and Nichole Bass as the cameras fade out ending the segment

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Normal Match

Chuck Taylor Vs Colt Cabana