[-Jim Ross-] Well, one hell of a match we just saw between Tyson Kidd and Adam Cole for the United States title, folks. That match 'bout blew my hat off!
[-Michael Cole-] And what about that standoff between Layla and Natalya? But, uh...but moving alo-
Show....off.
[-Michael Cole-] Oooooooooh myyyyyyyyy!
[-Jerry Lawler-] Whaaaaaaaat!?
[-Michael Cole-] Dolph Ziggler! The Showoff is back in XWL!
As Dolph finds his way onto the stage, he stops at the ramp, a cocky grin on his face as...
[-Jerry Lawler-] Woohoo! It's Summer Rae!
[-Michael Cole-] It's been nearly two months since we've seen Dolph Ziggler and Summer Rae in an XWL arena, the pair apparently chose to take a rather extended vacation due to some issues with XWL management regarding the United States Championship.
[-Jim Ross-] That's correct, but now it seems they picked one hell of a time to show up once again, fellas. The biggest event of the year is home to the return of the former United States Champion and his...significant other...as well!
The reunited Power Couple of XWL is all smiles as the lovely Summer Rae struts out onto the stage in a figure-hugging dress, heels clicking off the steel as the pair join in a hot and heavy liplock on the stage before strutting down the elongated ramp hand-in-hand. Entering the ring for the first time in two long months, Dolph holds the ropes open for Summer to enter before walking along the apron to climb up to the second rope, theme blasting through Soldier Field here in Chicago as the fans cheer wildly for their return to XWL!
[-Dolph Ziggler-] Did you miss us? It sounds like they missed us, babe. DID YOU MISS US!?
Loud cheers of "YES!" erupt in the home of the NFL's Chicago Bears as Summer leans her head so that it rests on Dolph's broad shoulder as her boyfriend continues to hype up the crowd.
[-Dolph Ziggler-] It's been a long...damn...time since I was in this ring, and it feels way too damn good to be back, for us to be here live at Final Stand VII in front of the entire XWL Universe! Doesn't it, babe?
The sultry blonde gently leans in to the microphone in front of her boyfriend, a soft smirk gracing her dolled-up features.
[-Summer Rae-] Of course it does, Ziggy...but it feels better being back in an XWL ring with my absolute favorite superstar of all time. CM Punk? Seth Rollins? I'd rather be watching Dolph Ziggler than those two, for sure.
[-Dolph Ziggler-] I mean, who wouldn't? I'm the best damn thing going today. And it's about time that you people took notice.
Those in the crowd are quite confused, noticing that the always confident duo are more arrogant than usual tonight at Final Stand.
[-Dolph Ziggler-] I don't have to stand here and kiss up to all you people! We...don't have to sit here and pretend like we give a damn what you people think anymore! No more! Because from now on, it's all about us! The absolute hottest, absolute sexiest, and absolute greatest power couple to run XWL in its entire history! So here's the ticket. Dolph Ziggler is back, the real Dolph Ziggler.
[-Dolph Ziggler-] The Showoff, the former United States Champion, former Intercontinental Champion...twice! Former World Heavyweight Champion...twice! Most importantly, and each and every damn one of you need to get this through your heads, the single greatest XWL Superstar in history, Dolph...freaking...Ziggler!
[-Summer Rae-] It's time for the CM Punks and the Seth Rollins...and especially the...Adam Coles....of the world to take notice! Dolph Ziggler is back, and this time, there's no one that can get in my baby's way! Not Adam Cole, not XWL management, not any of you losers, you marks...nobody!
[-Summer Rae-] The #HEEL is here to stay for good, and he's not here to kiss any of your butts, to shake your hands and kiss your babies! My Ziggybear is here to be your next XWL World Heavyweight Champion! Because he's the real best....in the woooooooorld...whether you people like it or not...
[-Dolph Ziggler-] Show...
[-Summer Rae-] ...off.
The fans boo and jeer the newly-returned couple now, a large contrast to a short few minutes ago. However, the blonde couple seems to block out the hate thrown their way as they embrace in yet another passionate kiss in the center of the ring, as we cut to a hype promo for Seth Rollins and CM Punk to hype up tonight's main event as Final Stand VII continues live from Chicago!
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