Kane vs. Enzo Amore... Iron Man Match DMH .COM Post Show. Too Long for TV!

The crowd can be seen stirring around after the great Pay Per View they just witnessed! They get all of their belongings, ready to leave, when a theme begins to play followed by...

ENZO
My name is Enzo Amore, and this is Big Cass! We’re both bonafide G’s and certified S-T-U-D’s!!!



ENZO
Now I’m sure you’re all wondering what it means to be a bonafide G and a certified stud.



ENZO
You remember buying your first car? Going out to the dealership, a wad of cash in your pocket… Since it’s your first car, it can’t be too nice, something cheap, that looks freeshhh to deatthhhh

ENZO
So you ask the car dealer, “bro, I want a car that looks like a lambo, but it can’t be too expensive.” So he shows you the Nissan 370Z, it has the looks of a lambo without the price of one. So you take it,  you drive around, show it off to all of your bro's…




ENZO
But one day you stop at a red light and guess what pulls up next to you? A lambo. So you look at your car, then you look at the real deal sitting next to it, then back at yours again. And you realize something. The Nissan 370Z might look like a lambo, people might mistake it for a lambo, but no matter how similar those two cars might be the fact of the matter is that your car is not a lambo.





ENZO
The Nissan 370Z might look like a lambo till a real lambo pulls up. Everyone claims to be a G until a real G walks into a room.



ENZO
Enzo Amore and Big Cass…. Badaboom!!! Realest Guys in the Room!!! How ya doin’!!



Kane's theme hits as his stage pyro goes off. The Devil's Favorite Demon makes his way down to the ring. The tron lights up..



DING DING DING!!! Enzo begin to walk around Kane, trash talking the monster. Kane cocks his head, watching in amusement for a little while. Enzo walks right up to Kane, still talking trash, and slaps him across the face!!! The crowd “oohhhs” as Enzo struts around the ring, clearly proud of himself, until the giant hand of Kane wraps around his neck. CHOKESLAM!! Kane goes for the pin… 1…2.. Kane lets up!! Kane just stands up before the three count!!! He cocks his head once more, looking at the time, which is at 58:50 left. He looks back down at Enzo, then at Cass and smiles. He picks Enzo up… ANOTHER CHOKESLAM!!!...1….2.. once again Kane lets up and smiles as Big Cass protests from the outside!! Kane looks back up at the clock..50:43.

Kane picks Enzo up and throws into the corner. He backs up and charges, hitting the corner clothesline before hitting a side slam!! He then hits an elbow drop!! He picks Enzo up once more like a rag doll… CHOKESLAM!!!! Kane looks towards the clock..45:10

Kane looks down at Enzo before slowly exiting the ring. He lunges towards Justin Roberts, forcing the little man to drop his mic. Kane picks it up and re enters the ring. He drops it as he reaches Enzo, picks him back up…and… TOMBSTONE!!! He picks the mic back up and looks towards the clock. 27:30

Kane raises the mic and opens his mouth, but he just drops it to the canvas and looks back at Big Cass who is shouting at him. Kane cocks his head and picks Enzo back up, slamming him to the ground with another Chokeslam!! He looks back at Big Cass and smiles before looking back at the clock. 13:21

Kane raises the mic and holds it in front of his mouth for a few minutes as the crowd boos him. Finally he opens his mouth… and laughs the most evil laugh imaginable. He laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs some more as the clock hits 10 Minutes.

Kane continues to laugh as Big Cass gets up on the apron and shouts at the monster, sling and all. Kane cocks his head before charging, knocking Big Cass down to the floor!! He picks the mic up and continues laughing….

Kane kneels besides Enzo, once again lifting him before the ref can count out his prey. He takes Enzo high up in the air and tosses him onto Big Cass on the outside!! Kane exits the ring and looks down at both men, Cass writhing in pain and Enzo just laying there. Kane then proceeds to take Enzo by the arm and drag him around the outside, laughing the whole time, only stopping to enter and re-enter the ring at the 9 count. Kane looks up at the clock as it reaches the 30 Seconds Left Mark!! He trips, falling headfirst into the steel steps!! Enzo, who was the one who tripped Kane while he was distracted with the clock, uses the last bit of his strength left to climb into the ring as the ref counts 9!! 10!!! Ding ding!! Enzo gets a point via count out!!!  

Kane rubs his head angrily before kicking over the steel steps. He looks at the clock, which reads :10. He climbs into the ring and desperately lunges at Enzo, who crawled back out of the ring, collapsing in a heap on the outside.. The clock reads :05..:04:.. Kane exits the ring and picks Enzo up but it’s too late!! DING DING!! This match is over!!!

Kane angrily looks at the clock, then at Enzo, who is slung over his shoulder!! The crowd is laughing and cheering, which begins to drive Kane insane!! He shouts “DON’T LAUGH AT ME!!” before turning Enzo upside down and Tombstoning him onto the floor!!! He stands over Enzo and raises his arm, dropping them as Pyro shoots up from the stage and ring posts!!! The lights go dark for a second, then dark red. When they return to normal Kane is gone!! Big Cass runs to Enzo’s side, who is clearly in no mood to celebrate the lucky victory. Medics rush to the ring to help Enzo to the back, also checking on Big Cass’s arm. The small remaining crowd begin to chant Enzo's name as we fade to darkness