Semeraro22 is posting my promo for me cuz it the pictures and colours and vids wouldnt show up when I posted it, but for whatever reason they worked when he did, so, yea. :/
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-Breakdown starts and immediately Maryse's theme hits and the crowd goes wild in cheers and boos-
-Maryse's minitron spread across the stage as her theme hit and she appeared out onto the stage out of the shadows, and began to emerged down the ramp-
King: Woohoo! Here we go!
Cole: What a way to kick off Breakdown with none other than the beautiful Maryse!
JR: Well this young lady certainly has no confidence problem whatsoever, always got that cocky look on her face, always got a little, uh, pep in her step, if you will.
King: C'mon JR! If you were a female and you looked like that you would be confident too! Maryse is a bad girl but I believe if i could get her into the dark I could make her see the light.
-They all chuckle together as the screen reveals Maryse continuing down the ramp, shunning the crowd with her usual hand gestures-
-Maryse reached the bottom of the ramp and untied and shedded her coat onto the floor alongside the ring as she walked down the side of the ring apron-
-Once Maryse reached the end of the ring apron, she hopped onto it and walked to the center of the ring apron, and slipped through the second rope where she paused to look at the crowd for a moment-
King: Here comes my favorite part, watch the blond hair!
-She swiftly flipped her hair and grinned at the crowd, winking-
King: Oh! Wow, ooh oui Maryse! It gets better every time.
JR: Maryse definitely loves to, "strut her stuff."
King: And I love to watch her do it!
Cole: Would you two stop acting like a woman like Maryse would ever give either of you the time of day. Just be quiet so we can see what she has to say.
King: Oh shut up Cole, the only woman who'd ever give you the time of day is your mother, and even she has to get tired of you sometime.
-Cole mumbled something but the focus was switched back to Maryse as she smirked at Justin Roberts who was looking at her as he handed her a mic-
-she replaced herself in the ring after receiving the mic from Justin Roberts, and began to speak-
Bonjour à tous, avant je commencer, je tiens simplement à dire que vous êtes tous les bienvenus. Vous êtes les bienvenus que je suis encore ce soir, mais aucun d'entre vous savent ce que je dis alors c'est quoi la différence.
-she paused and held her mic down slightly to laugh, and then picked it back up to speak again-
You all know who I am but since I just love to talk about myself, I'll tell you anyway.. I am the Sexiest of Sexy, Maryse, and I'm here to congratulate all of you on me being here. So, congrats.
But onto other things, Trish Stratus. Trish, what are you even doing here, aren't you like 50 or something by now?
-the crowd began to boo-
Oh but that's okay, because soon I'll be taking that title from you, so you can go to whatever home your family decides to put you in, and play chess and watch the news. You consider yourself a Canadian-Champion, I'll show these people what a real FRENCH-Canadian Champion is like, and my title reign will be the most epic and memorable reign in XWL history. So Trish I'm here to make a deal with you, either be a smart little has-been and give me MY Divas Title now, or force me to make myself known more than I already have, and come take it from you myself.
-Maryse held down her mic and waited for Trish-
...
Okay look, I know you're old and all but my goodness could you possibly be any slower? Come on I don't have all night, Vieille sorcière, obtenez votre cul ici et maintenant, je suis en attente.
-The crowd booed and chanted "Trish" as they all waited-
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First off nice beginning to the segment with commentary and a lengthy entrance with pictures included. My only gripe in the beginning was that you used Cole when he's not on Breakdown but this is your first promo so you wouldn't know but just for future knowledge. It's normally a good case to call out the champion if you tell them in advance because then it can be awkward if they never reply and Maryse remains in the ring the entire night lol. Plus you wouldn't know it of course but Maryse and Trish just finished a feud where Trish took Maryse's championship then successfully retained in a ladder match. But again you wouldn't know so good job on your first promo just try to use some history in your next ones. If you have any questions about what Maryse has done most people are willing to help ya out.
But anyways a nice first promo for ya here good use of pictures and commentary which is something you don't see from many new people straight off the bat. Look forward to your future promos.
Jim Ross: Well Maryse asked and it didn't take Trish long to come out here.
Jerry Lalwer: Well good that's what a Champion should do.
Jim Ross: In all the years we've known Trish, I wouldn't expect anything else out of her.
Jerry Lalwer: Well then maybe she should give Maryse what she wants.
[Trish Stratus || XWL Divas Champion] Well well well, look who it is... my fellow Canadian Maryse. Did you really not get enough at Unforgiven? Why should I give you another opportunity at the title when there's a bunch of other divas around dying for that same opportunity?
[Trish Stratus || XWL Divas Champion] I mean it's the 4th of July and you want to come out here and water down everyone's mood. I honestly am not in the best of moods here tonight and I'm sorry to all of you. Both here on BreakDown and over there on Redemption. I'm boycotting XWL this week.
Jim Ross: Boycotting? What why?
Jerry Lalwer: I have no idea, I don't like the sound of that.
[Trish Stratus || XWL Divas Champion] I'm sorry, any other night, I'd jump in there with you and would shut you up without hesitation. However, tonight I just can't do it. Now I'm not injured or anything so don't worry about that. This is a professional dispute between me and the upper management and I'm sorry to all of my fans out there. I'll make it up to you all next week.
Jim Ross: I think she's serious King. She's leaving.
Jerry Lalwer: Well I wonder what the dispute is that she's having.
[Trish Stratus || XWL Divas Champion] Now it's not my intention to leave you all hanging, so I'll explain. As we all know, today is the 4th of July and it's a big American holiday. Well, I'm Canadian and we don't celebrate the 4th because we celebrate Canada Day on July 1st. Now I went to members of management, representing both BreakDown and Redemption and asked them if I could have Canada off. I told them I'd gladly work the 4th of July but I just want the first off, so that I can celebrate it with my family.
Jim Ross: Well that seems rather reasonable. I wonder why it didn't happen.
Jerry Lalwer: Canadians and there freaking holidays. Makes no sense, this is America!
[Trish Stratus || XWL Divas Champion] They went on and on how I'm the Divas Champion and they need me. Which I understand, and they spewed on about how I can be on either show and that they would let me be on either show I chose this week. Basically book myself and all, but I just didn't want it. Plain and simple, I wanted that day off to spend some much warranted time with my family.
[Trish Stratus || XWL Divas Champion] We went back and forth and they were offering me a lot of different beneficial scenarios but just wouldn't give me what I wanted. Just one day off, and it wasn't even a live event. I mean there's people on the roster who got tonight off but yet they refused to give me Friday off. So long story short, they made me work the house show on Friday and because of that, I'm refusing to do a match this week. I asked for one simply day off and they couldn't give it to me, so I'm not taking part in either show this week. I'm so sorry to my fans, but this is me taking a stand and I hope you all support me.
Jim Ross: It's a serious turn of events and I wonder why she couldn't get the day off.
Jerry Lalwer: I don't know JR, Hell I got that day off without even asking.
[Trish Stratus || XWL Divas Champion] I came here tonight to scout my possible opponents for Digital Decision and well looks like I can't go a week without good ol' Maryse ranting about me. Look Maryse, fact is I'm not going to just hand you another title shot. If you want another shot, you earn it by winning your match tonight and getting voting into the match at Digital Decision. However, next week I'll be back here on BreakDown and I'll have no problem in shutting you up once and for all.
Jim Ross: Well I can't and won't argue Trish's dispute but I can't wait for her to face Maryse next week.
Jerry Lalwer: I can't wait but I wish Trish would just stop being stubborn and compete tonight.
Trish walks out to the back as Maryse look on very displeased and insulted while the screen fades to a commercial.
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JR: What an impressive springboard by Shelton Benjamin! The fans are going wild tonight King in this amazing opening match up.
King: They certainly are and can you blame them? These two just will not quit, and pardon my pun but they've kicked off this very special episode of Breakdown with a bang!
JR: But we've got to cut to a quick commercial break folks stay tuned for the continuation of this match!
We come back from the commercial break and a graphic appears on the screen hyping the future PPV Supremacy!
King: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen we wanna take this moment first to remind you tickets are on sale for Supremacy so get them while you can!
JR: Rumors have been circulating for months about a lot of things. Brand vs brand matches, a potential tournament even! I don't know if it's true but bah gawd if I'm not excited to find out!
King: The anticipation is killing me JR!
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Christian fires through the curtain, looking out into the crowd at all his peeps...
J.R: Up next King is Christian taking on the newcomer to XWL Low-Ki! This should be a great wrestled match with a ton of action!
King: Right, I really don't care about either of these losers! No one knows who Low-Ki is and Christian lost to The Pope last week, after promising one of the best win streaks in XWL history! Wake me up when this snooze fest is over!
Christian slides into the ring, as his theme cuts off the ring announcer introduces Low-Ki....
Low-Ki comes out to little reaction, but heads to the ring focused and ready to take on another seasoned veteran. He slides into the ring and both him and Christian shake hands as the referee calls for the bell....
Normal Match Christian vs Low-Ki
Christian and Low-Ki tie up in the middle ring, Low-Ki uses his smaller to duck under Christian's arm and attempt a single leg take down but Christian drops down to his stomach blocking the attempt. Low-Ki backed into his corner, as did Christian at the draw that was the exchange. They both walk back into to the center of the ring and lock up once again, Christian pushes Low-Ki into the corner, but Low-Ki pushes him back into the middle of the ring where again they release each other from the hold. Both men have smirks on their face unable to get an advantage on each other, the crowd clapped in the background. Christian rushes in and attempts a clothesline but Low-Ki ducks out of the way and traps him in the corner, Ki begins throwing kicks to his legs and connecting with palm strikes to the abdomen. Low-Ki backs up and measures Christian in the corner and rushes at him but Christian side steps, Low-Ki in mid run leaps to the top rope and leaps, turning mid-air catching Christian with a cross-body! Christian holds his stomach as Low-Ki gets to his feet fired up, he runs off the ropes and leaps attempting a leaping elbow drop which connects. He goes to cover Christian, but only gets a 1 count. Low-Ki sits him up, and delivers a extremely stiff kick to Christian's chest, he leaps on Christian again for the cover...
One...Two....
No! Christian gets his shoulder up. Low-Ki stomps on the fallen Christian a couple times, and climbs to the top rope he leaps and is already attempting the Warrior's Way! But Christian rolls out of the way! Christian gets to his feet and runs at Low-Ki, he lifts Christian up, but he floats over and grabs Low-Ki and connects with a reverse DDT! He covers....
One....Two....
Low-Ki gets out! Low-Ki gets to his feet but gets met with a big clothesline from Christian. He climbs to the top rope and stares down at Low-Ki, he leaps and connects with a Frog Splash! But instead of covering he backs up to lift him to his feet, he spins him around and is attempting the Killswitch! But as he spins through Low-Ki pushes him off, Low-Ki runs up the turnbuckle behind him, he's going for that flying stiff kick! But he's met with a Spear!!!! Christian jut speared the hell out of Low-Ki! He covers him!
One....Two....Three!
Winner: Christian
J.R: Christian just surprised Low-Ki with that Spear! And Low-Ki paid the price! What a nice comeback performance from last week for Christian, hopefully he gets back on track.
King: .......zzzzz! Oh is that snooze-fest over? Good, I'm glad! Oh god, Christian's calling for a mic, time for another power nap!
In the ring Christian gets the mic from the ring crew, and begins to speak....
Christian: Last week, before my match with The Pope, I claimed that I would start one of the best winning streaks the XWL Universe would see, unfortunately I hit a speed bump in the match with Pope, and that would be that I lost. That I let down all my peeps, right out of the gate! And now after this match I finally have some momentum back. This Canadian is back to being C.C. aka Captain Charisma aka The Instant Classic aka The Master of Peeps aka....well I think I'll just stop there before I sound like more of an idiot.
He pauses for a second as the crowd chuckles at his self deprecating humor....
The Instant Classic is still a man on a mission, and this man's mission is the Intercontinental Championship. And following Digital Decision I plan on being the man that they look to for removing that championship from Barret or Orton, it doesn't matter to me because I plan on making my legacy here one of never backing down to the big bad "bullies" we see like Barret, like MVP and his bitch, like Alberto Del Rio just to name a few all those men of nothing on Captain Charisma. I learned my lesson last week, I'm not going to be making blind promises like I did last week, but I'll reiterate that from this point on, I may not win these matches, but you'll be left awestruck by my performances and won't leave any doubt in your all's mind that I'm going to be the next big thing in XWL!
He lowers the microphone and catches his breath as the crowd cheers at his vow....
My good friend, the XWL World Champion, The Rock and I were chatting and I was just warning him saying he should watch his back tonight regardless of MVP being banned from ringside and you know what he said to me? With all the sarcasm and humor that man can muster he told me to take my advice, turn that, and I quote "sum' bitch sideways" and stick it up my.... and I can't quite remember this part but I think he said something like "your firm, perfect Canadian ass!" And I cut him off right there and told him to calm HIS Samoan ass down! That's creepy, not funny! Hahaha Nah I'm kidding, I'm kidding. He took my advice in stride, told me not to worry, and I told him that wanna-be player wouldn't get that far because I got your back man.
The crowd applauds his offer to their champion, as he continues speaking....
Back to my own personal announcements, last week I said I'm using the manipulaters as my launching pad, and trust me that's still the plan. So all the assholes in the back are on notice, Captain Charisma, The Instant Classic is looking to beat your ass up and down this arena!
Christian sets the mic down and stares into the camera as his theme plays until he breaks his gaze and heads to the back while the show cuts to commercial....
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**As Breakdown follows on from highlights of HBK vs Shelton Benjamin we see Batista in the back making his way to the ring before cutting off to a short commercial break.**
**As Breakdown comes back from a short commercial break the camera pans to shots of the crowd before Batista’s theme blasts through the PA. The crowd begin to boo but a few small cheers can be heard.**
**Batista stands in the middle of the ring and positions himself like The Rock**
Batista: FINALLY…..BATISTA HAS RETURNED TO WASHINGTON D.C!
**The crowd boo as Batista begins to laugh.**
Batista: So here we are, back in my hometown Washington D.C. I haven’t been back here in about 6 months and what is the first thing I am welcomed back by? “Oh Batista we miss you, you are the greatest thing to come out of Washington?” NO. I come back to all you lot booing me. I mean really you want to boo me? Just because I used one of Rocky’s favourite quotes doesn’t mean you guys should boo me. I am the most famous person in Washington, more important than any of you people here, more important than the redskins, more important than D.C United and definitely more important than Obama! Now when I got here tonight and got told I would be in the main event I was in a good mood, it looked like my message last week did the trick and Mick finally managed to get something right in his life. I thought you people would be happy to see me beat The Rock….wait, I don’t mean beat cause I’ve already done that. I mean humiliate The Rock
Batista: Tonight I am going to do a little trick for you all, even though you all show me constant disrespect I am going to be the bigger person in all of this. Now, I am going to predict what is going to happen tonight….first we are going to see Rock come out and do exactly what I did, he will say finally he has returned to Washington DC and you guys will all go crazy like it’s the party of the year or something? I mean I just don’t get it. What makes Rock so popular for repeating himself week after week after week. Dosen’t it just get boring cause I mean after the first two weeks he got here when I was at the gym watching XWL I’d just change the channel cause it got so boring. Then he’d go on to say about how tonight he’s going to beat MVP’s bitch and a load of other whiney nonsense which quite frankly no one cares about then later on we will have our match and it will be the same outcome as it was a few weeks back with me picking up the win as usual.
Batista: Last week Rock you interfered in something which had nothing to do with you. You shouldn’t have got yourself involved. Just because MVP and myself had to teach RVD a lesson about respect. He didn’t respect us and we had to show him why Me and MVP are the most dominant force in XWL. But no, Rocky wants to be the hero and stop us. You are just lucky we weren’t focusing on you but tonight you’ve dropped yourself in some deep shit. Tonight I am going to have to teach you a lesson, tonight I will do to you what I did last week to Conor O’Brien. I beat him so bad last week his chances of going anywhere in this business are over. Rock tonight it dosen't matter if MVP is banned from ringside or not the outcome will always be the same. It is going to be me winning, and where will that leave me? I mean i'll have pinned the champion twice. That sounds to me like I should be recognised in this little world title picture but i don't want that title. I have some unfinished buisness regarding that intercontinental title.
Batista: Wade, you are the only person to beat me twice and quite frankly you have just got luckier each time we've faced. After Digital Decision whoever wins whether it be you or Orton I couldn't really care which but let me just say this I am going to place myself into that title picture and take the title from whoever has it by then and Wade, I really hope it's you because Orton yeah he's good but he hasn't made me angry. When you beat me at Unforgiven that lit a fire Wade. I want that Intercontinental Championship and I won’t quit until I get my hands on it.
**Batista looks to be heading out of the ring before stopping and quickly making his way back to the center.**
Batista: Whoa..I almost forgot, tonight Christian called me a bully, and quite frankly that hurt...So i want to do something I rarely do, I want to ask for your opinion, I mean you guys don’t think I’m a bully do you?
**The crowd begin to boo and a few yes’ can be heard, Batista steps out of the ring and heads near the barricade.**
Batista: Hey kid, you don’t think I’m a bad guy do you? You understand that this is all not my fault right?
**The kid shakes his head.**
Batista: Well screw you why would I care what a little kid thinks anyway who do you think I am, The Rock? Let me reiterate what I said last week to you guys, I do not care if you guys hate me it dosen’t make no difference to me. I take it in my stride and just ignore it. I’m not the type of guy who seems to live off your cheers like its some kind of drug like Rocky, he seems to just love hearing you people cheer but I really don’t get it. Rock tonight I think I’m going to have to prove to you two things tonight, number one, I am better than you and two, nice guys finish last.
**Batista drops the mic and heads up the ramp, as he is walking one fan shouts a comment to Batista**
Fan: I hate you Batista!
Batista: I hate you too.
**Batista’s theme hits the P.A as he heads to the back.**
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***As Breakdown returns from commercial break, a man is saw running up to Madison Rayne with a microphone***
Interviewer Excuse me, Madison? Can I ask you a few questions?
***As the man asked her a question Madison turns around, and starts shouting at him***
Madison Rayne Who the hell are you? Where's Christy?
***Confused at Madison's reaction, the interviewer takes a few seconds to respond***
Interviewer She's not here yet. She asked me to cover for her until she gets here.
***Madison angered that Christy hasn't showed up yet, continues to reply enraged***
Madison Rayne What do you mean she's not here yet? She always interviews me, and you just think you can walk up to me and just ask me questions without introducing yourself. I mean not that it's a pleasant change for an interviewer to actually ask questions, but how about you show some respect?
***Thrown off by Madison's anger, the interviewer slowly introduces himself***
Interviewer Sorry, I'm David Vaughn, I've been here since forever.
***Madison snaps at David, cutting him off in the process***
Madison Rayne Yeah, I don't care what your stupid name is. Let's get this straight, just like Christy, nobody cares about you, it's all about Madison Rayne. You got that? Now do your job and let's start this interview.
***David now just looks over at the camera man, as if to say what's even the point in this, before he turns back facing Madison, and asks her a question, in a dull half-assed monotone voice***
David Vaughn Well, Madison, tonight you have a Digital Decision qualifying match, what are your thoughts...
***Once again Madison quickly cuts off David***
Madison Rayne Let me guess. You want to know what I think of my match tonight? Is that what you want to know? You want Madison Rayne to spill the beans on exactly what she thinks of her match tonight where alongside Mickie James, I take on AJ Lee and Natalya. Is that what you wanted to know?
***David still annoyed at Madison's previous actions, continues to talk in the same tone***
David Vaughn Well, yeah, that's what I was about to say...
***Consistently Madison cuts David off again, in her same old angry voice***
Madison Rayne You wanna know what I think? Huh? I think it's a disgrace, that I even have to earn a chance, just to earn a shot at Trish Stratus, after she cheated last week, after what she did last week, the fact of having to rely on backwards, corn-fed, flabby, flannel wearing, wanna be cowgirl, Thickie James, and then I have to hope that the XWL fans vote us in for Digital Decision.
***Madison pauses her a second, and glances over at David who's not paying attention, before continuing her rant***
And the problem is, even if they mange to overlook the fact that they're so stupid and ignorant, that they can't recognise a true great of women's wrestling, someone who deserves a shot at Trish Stratus, but the fact that I would be burdened with having to hope that the fans would also want to see Thickie James get a title shot, after doing what exactly? What has she done? NOTHING. The fact that my rightful title shot is reliant on what those idiots out there, the ones watching all around the world, and that HARDCORE COUNTRY SLUT.
***As Madison calls Mickie a slut Ohhhhh's are heard coming from the crowd, and once it ends, Madison keeps on speaking***
You know what I really don't get though, just look at who everybody else has to beat to qualify, not that who I have to face anyone actually talented, but nobody else is burdened with somebody so below them, but why exactly should the winner of Kelly Kelly and Lita get thrown into the mix? What has either of them done in XWL. Oh wait that's right, just like Thickie, they've done NOTHING. What's Kong done recently? NOTHING. What's AJ or Natalya done? NOTHING. The fact is that I'm the only one out of the whole bunch even worth of a title shot.
And the fact is that I'm the one who took Trish Stratus to the limit last week, I took her so far, she had to resort to cheating. I got cheated last week out of a victory, and low and behold tonight I find out that I get cheated out of getting my rematch, and what is it that I've done to deserve such treatment? That's right you guessed it. NOTHING. Now get out of my face, you dweeb. I've got a match to get ready for.
***Madison storm's off, leaving David stop there still in a annoyed, as Breakdown cuts to a promo package for Randy Orton***
Breakdown returns from the Orton video package and we see Victoria and Stevie Richards backstage.
{Victoria} Stevie, I can't wait until I make my return tonight here in XWL...it's going to be so fun ripping apart Beth Phoenix. You she, she is not afraid of anything...but I'll make her afraid of me. She obviously thinks she must be the most dominant female to ever step in an XWL ring...I will prove her wrong. I will tear her apart, piece by piece, bit by bit. All these divas...they think they are so pretty, with their cute faces, and their little skinny bodies. But, but that doesn't matter...the only thing that really matters...is pain.
{Victoria} Pain is everything...it's what I've felt when I was just a little girl...and what I feel now. You see those divas out there? Those beautiful women like Trish Stratus...like Madison Rayne...they haven't felt true pain. You see, Stevie, because they are hollow. Behind their looks...they are nothing. I grew up living a hard life...they...they got whatever they wanted served to them on a plate. Well, I'm better than them. They think they've felt pain...well, I'm going to deliver the true pain to them. And they will understand why I am better than every single one of them!
{Richards} You are right, my dear Victoria...I have met some of those girls. They do not know how you and I feel. You see...I'll take on anyone who gets in my way. Male or female. I've had people call me stupid...weird...but they don't understand. They don't understand me, they don't understand us. Screw them. It's about us now. I want you to go out there and destroy Beth Phoenix...and show the world that Victoria is the greatest female on the planet! I already know you are, my dear, but it's time to show them! And I'll show why I am the greatest male on the planet! I'll show them, they'll see! And they will see you too, my dear. Together...we are unstoppable. We are the greatest couple to ever exist.
{Victoria} I know, Stevie. Tonight...Beth Phoenix...will feel nothing but pain and suffering. And it will all be at the hands of me...and you too.
Victoria and Richards laugh maniacally as Breakdown cuts to commercial.
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***As the Breakdown logo swipes across the screen, Christy Hemme is stood by with Pope D'Angelo Dinero, and the crowd cheer***
Christy Hemme Pope D'Angelo Dinero, tonight you go one on one with John Morrison. After he lost to Daniels last week are you concerned that he'll be extra fired up to get back on track tonight?
D'Angelo Dinero You know what, Christy. Pope is worried. Pope's never been more afraid, then he is right now. You know why Popes afraid, Christy?
***Christy looks a bit taken back from Pope's admission, and replies confused***
Christy Hemme Err, I don't know Pope.
D'Angelo Dinero Not to say that John Morrison isn't a hell of a wrestler, and a phenomenal athlete, they don't call him the Prince of Parkour for nothing, and it should be a great match tonight. But that's not why Pope's afraid. Do you see these glasses, that Pope is wearing right now? Johnny Morrison has a pair just like these. But you see mine, mine have more bling of them. They've got diamonds on the front, diamonds on the side, I mean what if somebody gives Johnny my glasses after the match. It's just a really scary thought you know, losing these glasses would be...
***Pope lifts up his glasses, and mockingly pretends to cry, as the crowd chant "Pope is Pimpin'" for a few seconds, as Pope stops pretending to cry, and waits for the chants to die down before speaking again***
D'Angelo Dinero Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. But am I concerned that he'll beat me. Please, I'm the Pope, baby. I have no reason to be concerned about losing to Johnny Morrison, hell I ought to Pimp Slap the taste out of your mouth for even insinuating that it could happen. Let me ask you a question. Who beat Christian last week?
Christy Hemme You did.
***Pope's slimes for a second or two, before asking another question***
D'Angelo Dinero And who, beat The Miz at Sadistic Conquest?
Christy Hemme You did.
***Pope nods in agreement, as he prepares to ask another question***
D'Angelo Dinero And who is the most Pimpin' XWL superstar of all time.
Christy Hemme You are.
***Pope smiles, as he removes his glasses, then speaks again***
D'Angelo Dinero You're damn right. You see The Pope, ain't got no reason, and you can beat your ass that he's got a rhyme, and I see the director saying we better wrap this up before it's commercial time. So when you see John Morrison, tell him it doesn't matter what he's wearing, because tonight Johnny will find out exactly why they say, The Pope...is Pimpin'!
***As Pope finishes talking, the crowd cheer for him, as he walks off the set***
Jim Ross Well Pope's as fired up as ever, and he might have to see tonight. And we'll find out later tonight, after this commercial break!
***Breakdown fades to commercial***
Jerry "The King" Lawler You know, Pope kind of reminds me of someone, JR.
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[Jim Ross] Hey Folks welcome back to Breakdown. We have got some footage that we have just received. The footage is an amateur video taken by someone of the public it. The video footage is of Samoa Joe smashing up a local bar last week mere hours after his loss to Wade Barrett.
**The video footage is now shown. It shows Samoa Joe walking into a bar which there are screams heard instantly. The amateur camera footage zooms in to see Joe standing in the door way with that weapon he was seen with earlier tonight. The people in the local bar are stepping back scared of what he might do. Samoa Joe just walks up to the bar and rests his weapon on the bar. He orders a drink, the bartender who looks scared to death, pours Joe a shot of something. Joe asks for them to keep coming until the bartender who as scared and nervous as he is knocks the glass and the drinks spills onto the bar and onto Joe.
Joe just seems to snap he grabs the bartender by the scruff of the neck, but does not say anything. Joe then lets him go and picks up his weapon and starts to walk towards the door seemingly leaving. But as he approaches the door he, turns with a change of look on his face and SNAPS!!!
He starts smashing up tables, kicking over chairs and using his weapon to help cause destruction. The people in the bar are in a frenzy many trying to leave. Women are screaming and men are trying yo move out the way of Joe's warpath. Joe shows his back to some muscled up guy who looks to be a hero. He hits Joe in the back of the head with a broken chair leg, Joe drops down to his knee, but as the man goes for a second shot Joe is up and has the weapon to the man's neck. The man stops short and now looks terrified. But Joe drops the weapon then starts beating the man, throwing him across tables and using whatever to hit him with. He continues this for a while before leaving the man semi-unconscious next to the jukebox.
Joe looks straight at the guy filming this and out of nowhere starts punching himself just above the left eyebrow, which after about 4 punches it opens up a wound and blood starts to trickle down his face. He looks straight into the camera and says a few word "JUST A NORMAL DAY". He then picks up the weapon and leaves.**
[Jim Ross] Well folks, I found that hard to watch as I can imagine some of our viewers would of to. Folks Samoa Joe has not been arrested and has not been scene since. XWL management are in the process of cleaning up this mess, but folks we understand that our new backstage consultant J.B is set to interview Samoa Joe in the middle of that ring, for Joe to answer for his actions and explain his erratic behavior of recent times, but now.................
**Suddenly JR is cut off by familiar entrance music**
[Jim Ross] It looks like we won't have to wait until later, because it seems the man in question is here right now, we just J.B here for the interview
**Joe appears on the top of the ramp with J.B in tow, who quickly seems to get away from Joe who push him throw the entrance. J.B quickly gets to the ring as Joe is receiving a lot of heat from the crowd. Joe looks edgy and doesn't seem to calm down. He starts walking towards ringside seemingly oblivious to the crowd reaction.
Joe enters the ring and starts to stroll around and J.B who actually looks like he wants to get the heck out of there is standing with a microphone looking to interview Joe. Joe stops by J.B and stares at him until J.B lifts the mic to his lips and begins to talk.**
[J.B] Joe, thank you for taking this time to talk to me and the XWL fans tonight. I know that there are many questions and many answers many of us want from you Joe. Joe you have been here a short time in XWL, you said that you relished being here to perform to these loyal fans, and you personally thanked our owner Mick Foley for helping you come to XWL. Last Week, Joe we saw a different side of you. So Joe we all want to know why this sudden and change? and Why have you did you do that which we saw in the video footage?
**Joe grabs the mic but does not take it from J.B. He then lowers his head to talk into the microphone.**
[Samoa Joe] Why?Why?Why? The thing is I could answer but you would not understand me, actually I don't think I fully understand. At Unforgiven, JB, I lost and failed to do what I said I was going to do, Daniels beat me and then I am just brushed to one side like a am just trash. These fans are loyal you say JB? I have to disagree, I mean one minute your cheering me, then your booing me. But I understand that I may have done some things that make we look bad. For that I apologise, I apologise to each and every one of you in attendance for my actions. I apologise to that guy who I beat up last week, so if your watching buddy, I'm sorry and I will send some flowers. Hell why don't I pay for your hospital bills just so there isn't any bad blood.
I stand here inside this squared circle looking for forgiveness, I am looking but I see that I won't get any here. These "Loyal" fans have made their minds up, I'm bad news, I am scum, I am just the guy they can just boo and jeer me. Well I accept that. I tell you who doesn't except that? This guy, the guy in my head, the voice that tells me to do these things. I didn't want to bring this out, I wanted this to be tucked away, locked away in the bottom of my mind, but I can't, he resurfaces. But I think that I have him under control, which is a good thing because if I can control him, I can use him against my opponents only, not members of the public.
I really don't know what else to say now JB, I mean I've apologised, CHECK, I've told my reasons, CHECK, I've accepted the fans opinions of me, CHECK and I've said I am a changed man, CHECK. So all there is left to say JB, is that I hope you enjoy my match I have later on, should be a good one, So I guess I will see y'all later.
Oh and JB loosen up a little, come on relax. You know what JB, You know what, I think that I got something for you......
**OMG, Joe takes out JB with a devastating clothesline that is met with a furious and instant heat from the fans. Joe starts to stomp on JB then kicks him out of the ring. He grabs the microphone as security and road agents are making there way to help JB and get Joe out of here.**
[Samoa Joe] Any of you assholes come into my ring I will KILL YOU!!! I am on edge and I have got a little friend who wants to say hello.
**Joe pulls out the weapon he has been carrying around as of late which was tucked into the back of his jeans and concealed by his shirt.**
You fans, each and everyone you made this happen, you made me this way. You and your loyalty did this. I am sick and tired of what you do to me. I perform for you like am a goddamn monkey. When I lost to Daniels, I didn't get no claps, no chants of my name. When I first came here, you didn't take to me me but you still gave me false hope that you liked me. You boo me, but that doesn't stop you from buying the latest Samoa Joe T-Shirt, the latest Samoa Joe action figure, Well you can cram those T-Shirts and those action figures straight up for ass. This company may think they can control me, they think that I should play to their tune, well they are dead wrong. Because Joe listens to nobody, I and him listen to ourselves.
Tonight I am going to continue this path of destruction, I will destroy anyone who opposes me. Ziggler you, I feel sorry because you are just another name that gets on the hit list, I warn you, win, loss or draw it doesn't matter to me no-more, all that matters is that I cause PAIN, SUFFERING AND DESTRUCTION....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
**Joe drops the mic and exits the ring holding up this blade to anyone who goes to stop him, He exits through the crowd and fans are backing away but security is following him to make sure he doesn't harm any fans.**
[Jim Ross] Goddamn King, what a maniac. He was apologising one minute then hes attacking JB, what the hell is going on with that guy?
[King] I don't know, JR but it doesn't seem to matter who you are, Joe will hurt you so, I think I am gunna be careful where I go backstage with him on the loose. I think JR the expression is a tool, short of a toolbox.
**We return from commercial break and Roberts announces the next match**
The following match is scheduled for one fall!
Entering first, The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be! Bret ''The Hitman'' Hart!
**Bret walks out a huge pop is heard around the arena as the legendary music plays!**
And his opponent, From Houston Texas, Booker T!
Booker walks out to his loving fanbase and they cheer him on He is also wearing a new T-shirt that says, ''The Spinaroonie''
Bret and Booker walk up to each other face to face and shake hands they back up and let the ref check them,
The Bell rings and the two lock up, Bret takes Booker into a headlock and then a takedown a now working on a head submission, Booker quickly jumps and Bret runs for him but Booker takes a single leg take down and covers
Only 1!
Booker goes to the legs and tries to lock in a boston crab but Hart quickly pushes him off and he lands in the corner, Bret starts nailing punches on Booker untill he sat down in the corner, Bret runs to the ropes and goes for a boot but Booker moves and his leg is caught, Booker grabs him and hits a reverse DDT! Cover!
1 2 Kick-out!
Booker kicks Hart in the gut and signals for the kick! he runs to the ropes but it misses Bret then spears Booker to the ground punching away at the head then he goes to the legs, for the Sharpshooter! ITS LOCKED IN! BOOKERS GONNA TAP! Hes struggling reaching crawling to get to the ropes and his hand is raised he cant last much longer, HE GRABS THE ROPE!
1 2 3 4 He lets go!
Bret is complaining to the ref arguing he turns around, BOOK END!
1 2 3!!!
The fans erupt into cheers as they know whats comng next!
As David said, my gripe is the use of Cole at the start but you're new here so I don't really mind. The promo itself was good, good for your first here in XWL showing good use of actions and pictures also. Hopefully your promos can be longer when you develop into a full feud.
Trish Promo
Trish's reply was definitely interesting, it seemed pretty heelish to me but then you had a valid reason for it. I was honestly a bit confused when I was reading through it again because it just doesn't seem like Trish. I'm interested to see what comes of it though, if anything.
Christian vs. Low-Ki/After Match Promo
Very good write up here, Christian vs Ki would be a great match to watch in real life. The write up was fun to read with an awesome finish with Christian using the spear. Great description throughout the writeup.
Christian with his never say die attitude in the post match promo which I thoroughly enjoyed, good for you to set a goal for him for the IC Title. Christian vs Barrett would be an exciting match to see sometime. Christian talking about Rock was cool too bringing in MVP to the situation showing how people are getting behind Rock. As expected an awesome Christian promo.
Batista Promo
I'm really enjoying your Batista promo's so far, Ash. Promo after promo they just get better, I love how you had Batista mock Rock from the get-go. Batista telling his hometown crowd like it is about how he's the main attraction from there, showing off how big his ego is. Entertaining promo and it's cool to see how you're still focusing on the IC title too, a lot of people gunning for that. And of course the epic finish with Batista talking to the fan, lol. Top notch promo as usual.
Madison Rayne
Madison showing how much of a right bitch she is from the start, belittling the interviewer. It was better off to have Madison resent her opponent because it's more suiting to her bitchy character, bitch. When you were talking about how the other voting people did nothing to deserve it, It's good to see you didn't mention Velvet because you knows she deserves it, lololol, bitch. Once again a bitchy promo from bitchy Madison, looking forward to seeing who gets the voting spots in the tag. Cool Orton video too.
Victoria/Richards Promo
Good use of pictures for the two, the promo itself wasn't bad. I just wish that you knew of Victoria's past in XWL beforehand because her returning to XWL could've been a pretty big deal, I would've but I wasn't in XWL at the time. Aside from that the promo was good, hopefully you can get a feud as Victoria soon enough.
Pope promo
The start off with Pope talking about the glasses that he and Morrison wear was funny, and Pope telling Christy he should pimp slap her, like a boss. Fun promo to read with Pope looking to continue a little hot streak of his, the outcome of Morrison vs Pope should be interesting.
Samoa Joe promo
The description of Joe in the bar was really well written up, I like how you had Joe act casual then just lose it. I wasn't sure what to think when Joe started apologizing, showing split personality for him and controlling this inner voice that he has. I thought that was gonna be it honestly so it shocked me a lot when he clotheslined Jeremy Borash to hell out of nowhere. Putting it crystal clear that Joe has indeed lost it, Joe also putting Ziggler down as a marked man for the show. Fantastic promo as I'd expect from you, Jiggas.
Booker vs Bret Hart
The write up wasn't bad, it did it's job. A good win for Booker over Bret Hart who has rarely been seen in XWL. But I'm very confused at the ending, so Booker goes for the spin-a-roonie, does it. Then it goes white and he's KO'd on the mat? Did he get hit by lightening? Either way I'm intrigued to see if it's revealed what's happened to him, or if he was attacked or something.
I'll get around to watching the video matches when I can, been ill the past few days and I just haven't been up to watching them all.
Austin Main Eventer
Posts : 1612 Likes : 30 Join date : 2011-02-03 Age : 29 Location : Baltimore, Maryland
*The Palace Of Wisdom Logo Appears On The Titantron and the fans cheer as Morrison fades onto the screen and begins to talk.*
[John Morrison] "Hello, my name is John Morrison, and Dinero and I may have the same glasses, but I was the man who innovated them. So from the looks of it, I think we have ourselves a John Morrison wanna be in XWL."
"Not to make fun of Mr. Pope because I know he is a great athlete, but tonight is his chance to test his ability's with one of the greatest superstars to step into a XWL Ring. And from the things he said earlier, he sounds pretty confident in himself. But to take a little words from his book. Who beat Edge at Sadistic Conquest? John Morrison did. Who beat Edge again at Unforgiven? John Morrison did. Who is going to beat D'Angelo Dinero tonight? John Morrison will."
"Now, back to Unforgiven where I faced Edge. In the wild, wild west I took Edge too the limit which eventually led to Edge's downfall. But the sad fact is, after that match I've been on nothing but a losing streak but what can i say. After going through a steel cage match do you expect me to be 100%?If you did then you must be crazy. Why don't you go dive off the top of the cage and tell me how it feels bro. Now this week, my losing streak ends when I beat the Pope."
"But I came up with an idea to stop this losing streak. I am going to use my mystical powers and go back in time to talk to an old friend of mine named.... Johnny Nitro!"
*As Morrison finishes his sentence, Nitro walks onto the screen.*
[John Morrison] "Around the beginning of XWL, you made your debut here. Soon as you stepped on the scene, you heard all the hoochies screamin. Near the beginning of your career you began to go out with XWL Diva Layla. While you two are 'going out', you need to treat her better because eventually, she turns into a HUGE Bitch. Just a warning. Another memorable things that happened in your career was when you won the United States Championship. But sadly that reign comes to and end when you lost to Jack Swagger in a submission match. So here's what I came up with. Practice learning submission moves like a cloverleaf, figure four, sharp shooter, anything to keep you from losing your United States Championship."
[John Morrison] "Now, in...
*Nitro interrupts Morrison.*
[Johnny Nitro] "Woah, wait a second. Can I ask a question?"
[John Morrison] "Fine..."
[Johnny Nitro] "Will XWL realize that my idea for a T-Shirt with 'Peanut butter and Johnny' on it could be the best shirt in XWL history?"
[John Morrison] "What?"
[Johnny Nitro] "Peanut butter and Johnny. The ladies love peanut butter and Johnny."
[John Morrison] "No... Just drop that idea. It's stupid."
[John Morrison] "Now, in June of 2011, you face Edge in a steel cage match. But in a shocking turn of things you get to face Wade Barrett for the Intercontinental Title. Unfortunately, you lose because of that Steel Cage match. What I recommend is decline the steel cage match and ask for a normal match or something so you can still beat Edge in and..."
[Johnny Nitro] "UHN"
[John Morrison] "Whats UHN"
[Johnny Nitro] "You know...UHN"
[John Morrison] "UHN?"
[Johnny Nitro] "Yes UHN"
[John Morrison] "What does that even mean"
[Johnny Nitro] "It means UHN"
[John Morrison] "Drop that, that's stupid too... Now like I was saying. So you can still beat Edge and win the Intercontinental Title."
*The screen flashes and Nitro is gone and only John Morrison is standing in the screen.*
[John Morrison] "So this concludes this episode of The Palace Of Wisdom. I hope all my MoFos enjoyed it and Pope. I hope you are ready to lose tonight because tonight, my losing streak ends."
Following John Morrison's latest episode of the Palace of Wisdom, BreakDown returns ringside for the next scheduled contest. The crowd's moment of silence is broken by the following entrance music.
Sheamus enters the arena to a chorus of jeers as he walks down the ring unphased by the audience and not all too happy.
Jerry Lawler: Well thank goodness we get to regain some sanity here after watching that weird John Morrison show.
Jim Ross: I actually found it quite comical, King. It's nice to have a laugh every once awhile, a good break from the intense action is appreciated.
Jerry Lawler: I don't know what part of that nonsense you happen to think was funny but it's time to get to something we all enjoy and that is Sheamus beating the holy Hell out of someone.
Jim Ross: I guess it's time to switch gears back to the action as we get set to see Sheamus face Rey Mysterio. It's a battle of two completely different styles. Wouldn't you agree King?
Jerry Lawler: I completely agree, anytime you put a might mouse against a Celtic Warrior, the mouse always loses. It won't be any different here tonight.
Sheamus has entered the ring and immediately grabs a microphone to speak but before he can even began to talk, there begins a deafening chorus of boos from the audience.
Sheamus: I'm not the one you should be booing. As a matter of fact, I should boo each and every last one of you. Oh and I'm not just talking about you pathetic people here in D.C. I'm including each and every single ignorant person that is sitting at home. The reason why you people deserved to be booed is rather simple. All of you actually sat there and had the nerve to indulge in the Rock's idiotic humor and laugh along with him.
Sheamus smirks as the crowd begins a "Rocky” chant.
Sheamus: Why would you people chant for that no talent washed up has been? You think because he's holding onto my World title makes him anymore deserving of the so called greatness that he lays claim to. The Rock isn't as good as me and never will be because he's afraid of me. If you don't believe me, then answer me this, why would he choose to run his mouth about all of his potential challengers via satellite from his private dressing room? When I have something to say, I come out here in front of everyone for my words to be heard.
Sheamus: He continues to poke fun at me but this time he doesn't have it in him to say it to me face. When I had something to say to a guy on the Redemption roster, I went to that show and I delivered my message loud and clear. If ya don't believe me, just ask Alberto Del Rio and he'll tell you all about the time I paid him a little visit on Redemption. Therefore I think it is true what they say about The Rock...
The crowd laughs a bit but most of the laughter is overcome by boos. Sheamus raises his mic to speak again, but before he can speak another word he is cut off by the sound off...
Jerry Lawler: Oh lord, what does he want? This was getting good.
Jim Ross: Mysterio is Sheamus' opponent for tonight. He like most of the rest of us must have gotten tired of hearing Sheamus talk so he's coming out here to shut him up personally.
However, moments pass by and there is no sign of Mysterio at all.
Sheamus: What kind of shenanigans is this? Where's Rey? Ya see, people like The Rock and Rey Mysterio, are the kind of guys you people love and cheer for week in and week out and look at them. The Rock is too scared to disrespect me face to face like a man, and Rey Mysterio isn't even man enough to face me in a match that he's supposed to be in. Ya see, I found out that Rey Mysterio, actually translates to the King of Mysteries, and to be honest this is no mystery. All the evidence here tonight shows that much like The Rock, you Mysterio, are also afraid of me. I came here to for a fight and thanks to Mick Foley booking me against another coward, it looks like that won't happen here tonight because I've known it all along that there is no one out there man enough to...
Sheamus is interrupted by Rey MYsterio's theme song blasting over the PA system once more.
Sheamus looks on in a state of confusion as he was all but certain that Mysterio wasn't going to show.
More moments pass by and there is still no sign of Rey. The music stops playing and Sheamus shakes his head in disappointment. He raises his mic once more to speak, but it is then revealed that Rey Mysterio is standing on the ring apron behind Sheamus as the crowd goes wild for him.
Jim Ross: Look King! It's Mysterio, he's here!
Jerry Lawler: Where did he come from? Quick Sheamus turn around.
Sheamus never sees Rey and before he even has a chance at turning around, Rey springboards off the top rope and dropkicks Sheamus right in the back. Sheamus falls to his knees and onto the second rope, in prime position for a 619! Rey sees it and bounces off the ropes and quickly connects with the 619! Sheamus staggers back on his feet and Mysterio signals for the West Coast Pop. Rey leaps to the top rope and springboards off the ropes and flies RIGHT INTO A BROGUE KICK from Sheamus!!!!
Jerry Lawler: YES! That was vicious!
Jim Ross: Jesus Christ, I've never seen anything like that. Just when it look like Rey was going to steal the win, Sheamus answers back in a big way.
Sheamus is angered and covers Rey Mysterio with his forearm grinding into Rey's face as the referee counts the 1, 2, 3.
Jim Ross: Rey was out cold on that one. The Ref could have counted for days.
Jerry Lawler: That sneaky Rey Mysterio got exactly what he deserved here tonight. He knew he didn't stand a chance against Sheamus, so he tried sneak out here and catch Sheamus off guard. Nice try but not good enough Rey.
Justin Roberts: Here is your winner, the Celtic Warrior... Sheamus!!!
Sheamus looks down at the fallen Mysterio, as the ref is checking on him. Sheamus beats his chest as a show of dominance and poses as he stands over Rey Mysterio's body. BreakDown fades to a commercial as Sheamus has claimed another a victim.
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Umm it was all worded very well, good pictures and commentary I just got confused by the plot of it I guess. It seemed pretty heelish but it was good don't get me wrong just kinda threw me off a bit. Is Trish on her period or something?
Would've been kind of hilarious had you had King ask if it's that time of the month already when she started off on that
Shawn Michaels Vs Shelton Benjamin
I enjoyed this match when I was recording it in the beginning. Was back and forth, had some cool spots and you guys were really refusing to quit. Shawn kicking out of pins, Shelton kicking out of pins. It got a bit boring to me towards the ending but it picked up and ended well with Shawn picking up a well deserved victory in a great opening match.
Christian Vs Low Ki
Nice little write up with entrances for both and some cool little spots. Nice ending with the springboard countered into a spear FTW!
Really good post match promo too, bringing up what you said last week and speaking on it was a very nice touch because you didn't just ignore what you said just for the sake that you lost. Nice reiteration by changing your plan for the following weeks and all. And some good rumor with The Rock, gotta say it's nice to have an actual Christian gimmick promo and so far you do them so well.
Batista Promo
First off why was that xbox commercial banned? They're playing guns as if they were kids, exactly how kids would... Idiots banning everything for no reasons... Rant over let's get to this promo!
Really awesome promo though, the gifs, the crowd interaction was all top notch. I never thought I'd see the day we'd get an actual good Batista in XWL but ever since you've picked him up you haven't disappointed any of us one bit. Good cockiness from the hometown "hero" and hyping up the main-event by insulting Rock was a very nice touch too. You even brought up Christian's comment on you which is interesting...A feud perhaps in the future? Oh and the ending had me rolling, great job.
Madison Rayne Promo
Continuing the pattern of great promos we get treated to one from Madison Rayne. Nice little interaction with "David" I wonder if he's in any relation to the referee "David Vaughn" that Sheamus destroyed a while back. Nice bringing up your match tonight insulting your own partner and then even insisting you're the only one who even deserves a shot. You mention what has Lita done, well she's beaten Trish non-title something you've failed to do
But really great stuff which can only be expected in a Madison promo and vintage insulting the interviewer whether it be Christy or some random guy. Oh and to top Adam's bitch count....Madison was such a bitch, in such a bitchy way, my god I've never seen such a huge bitch. Bitch....bitch bitch bitch bitch...In conclusion....WHAT A BITCH!
Victoria/Steve Promo
Nice return promo but much like Adam I would've loved to see this be a big thing though I suppose it's my own fault for not informing you of her history. So she arrived in XWL with a black widow spider as her pet, her gimmick was basically a little girl who had her black widow spider killed by mean school kids...Kind of like bullying or whatever. She was a psychotic wreck, arrived in XWL and on her first night became XWL Divas Champion. She was in a fatal four way with Mickie James, Melina, and the champion Kelly Kelly. She took out the then champion Kelly Kelly backstage, then as Melina made her entrance for the then triple threat, she ran out and threw her off the top rope and well Melina was then aided by Mickie James who helped her to the back and it then became a one on one for the vacant title. Victoria won and became the first diva to win the title in her debut. This began a feud with Mickie James for a couple of months with a good bit of psychotic promos and all. Finally it ended in XWL's first ever "Survival Of The Fittest" match. Which was basically an ironman match but with a fancy name. This occurred back on August 9th, 2009 BTW.
Anyways Mickie got the first fall, Victoria got the second, and then got the third... Finally the action got a little heavy and I'll just post what happened
Victoria then climbs on the turnbuckle slowly, She then waits for Mickie to get up but as soon as Mickie gets up she leaps to the turnbuckle Victoria and Mickie struggle each trying to get the upper hand but Victoria lifts Mickie and places her on her shoulders. She goes for a reverses powerbomb to the outside but Mickie holds on to the turnbuckle pole then flips in mid air turning it into a hurricanrana, Victoria crashes face first into the exposed barricade.
Styles: OH MY GOD!
King: Ding Dong the witch is dead!
Styles: I have never seen something like that done before! It's so devastating! She nearly busted her skull open with that impact!
It ended in a draw basically when Mickie slid back in to get a count out victory after that thus neither lost or won but Mickie retained. Victoria was never seen again until well now. So it's kind of a big deal she's back but knowing all of this now I'm sure you can really make something awesome next week or something. Still a good promo for you not knowing any of her history or anything.
MVP Vs Evan Bourne
My match so I won't review but I personally loved the ending, even if I lost
The Pope Promo
Nice comedic promo, mentioning the similarities with both of your glasses and a joke about them mixing up your glasses and all. Good hype for your match in a face way, and nice little interaction with Christy. It should be a good match and I look forward to seeing it.
Samoa Joe Promo
Unique little promo to kick off your segment with the bar bit. Joe's gonna KEEL you am I right camera guy? Nice follow up by commentary mentioning him not being arrested and all. Pretty interesting twist having Joe apologize for his actions and attitude and all. Much like Adam I thought that'd be it...BUT BOOM JB GETS LAID OUT! Nice blaming the fans for your state of mind, it's a really valid point that's a great idea to follow through with. Calling out your opponent Ziggler tonight and saying he's just another name on the hit list was a nice touch too. Great promo, but of course you never disappoint.
Bret Hart Vs Booker T
Nice little write up, good usage of including entrances...And a sort of cool little ending with Booker picking up the win. The after math confused me a bit, and it leaves me wondering what exactly or who it was.
John MorrisUHN Promo
A really fun unique promo. You start it off mentioning what Pope said about your glasses and even kind of mocked him a bit which was playful and all. The Johnny Nitro/ John Morrison interaction was just great to be honest. It had me loling at several points and gotta love the "UHN" bit between them. One of your best Morrison promos so far and it really hypes your match tonight.
Sheamus Vs Rey Mysterio
A nice promo at the start mentioning all The Rock said on Redemption. Also good touch on having Rey not come out straight away. I could actually see Rey kind of getting on the apron behind Sheamus like that instead of his actual entrance and it was well written quick write up with Sheamus getting the cringe worth kick victory.
I like how you had Morrison talk about Pope straight off the bat, with things getting even more intense about the glasses. I also like how Morrison copied Pope from his promo when asking and answering the names you've beaten. A nice comical way to continue the promo with Johnny Nitro appearing, I love how you mentioned about how much of a bitch Layla becomes, because she thinks Lay-Cool is better than BP so she must be delusional. Funny bit with Morrison and Nitro, especially with UHN. It's a shame that Nitro didn't do anything to help because you're still not IC Champion though, lolololol.
Sheamus promo/match
The promo itself was really good with Sheamus still having his goal of the World Title after his loss Unforgiven, I lol'd at you including the "I bring it via sattelite" T-Shirt though. I wasn't sure what was going on when Rey didn't show up but when Rey finally appeared I loved how it was done with Sheamus catching him with the sick Brogue Kick to get the quick win over him.
*The words "Earlier Today" follow it and footage begins to play of Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett sat next to an XWL ring dressed in a smart suit. He appears calm and collected as an off-screen interviewer welcomes viewers to this exclusive video.*
[Interviewer] Welcome to this XWL.com exclusive and we are joined now by the Best Of Britain the Intercontinental Champion, Wade Barrett. Wade, thank you for taking some time out of your busy schedule to take part in this interview.
[Wade Barrett] It's not a problem. After all, I am the face of this company after Unforgiven and I have a responsibility to uphold that image. But you just called me the "Best Of Britain"? No, let me correct you there. I am the Best Of XWL. Noone on the roster is currently more dominant and more impressive than Wade Barrett. Need I remind you that I have not been pinned or submitted in over five months? And not only that, I defeated five guys in one night at our last Pay-Per-View. One after the other, with absolutely no breaks in between with no time to recover between opponents. Nobody has a bigger claim to be XWL's biggest star right now than me. Not Evan Bourne, Sheamus, RVD or even the new World Heavyweight Champion The Rock. I am in a league of my own and nobody can dispute that.
[Interviewer] You're right, you have been very impressive since your XWL debut back in January and what happened at Unforgiven was unprecedented...
*Wade smirks his trademark smirk.*
[Interviewer] But the biggest star in XWL? That's a bold claim to make. And I can't help but notice you clearly omitted Randy Orton from your list of "stars". After all that Orton has accomplished in his XWL career over the years, I'm sure...
[Wade Barrett] Let me cut you off right there. Randy Orton is not a star. He's never been a star in this business. He's just fortunate to have a father who had connections in this company. That's the only way Randy could get a job after disgracing his country's marines. He was a jobless war criminal and his life was a dead-end so he turned to dear old dad to get him out of the deep hole he dug himself, instead of working his way out of it like a real man would. Everyone calls Randy "The Viper" but the truth is he's nothing more than a common snake. He does everything he can to use people to get his way, and he takes every shortcut he can to get what he wants. Randy and I couldn't be more different. I have paid my dues to get to where I am today and I have made more sacrifices than I could list in this short interview.
[Interviewer] I'm sure you have and I fully respect you for that. But again, you stated something that bothers me... that you don't take shortcuts? What happened at Unforgiven when you used the ring bell to defeat Orton? And what about this working relationship with Justin Gabriel where you both help the other win as often as you can, despite being on different brands?
*Barrett is clearly angered by this and clenches his fists.*
[Wade Barrett] If I were you, I'd watch that tongue of yours. The Corre is all about protecting mine and Justin Gabriel's careers. When you're as talented as we are, you have a huge target on your back. And those targets are even bigger while we hold the Intercontinental and United States Championships. So you keep your narrow minded opinion to yourself and continue with this interview.
[Interviewer] Ok. I understand what you mean about having a target on your back while being a champion. There have been several people mentioning your name and your Intercontinental title on XWL programming over the past several weeks. Do you have any message that you want these contender hopefuls to hear?
*Wade smirks once again.*
[Wade Barrett] I think they should go and watch Unforgiven again and ask themselves if they really want a piece of me. If they're still mindlessly dumb enough then they're more than welcome to have some sense knocked into them. I'll be sure to rock their confidence in themselves and knock their career standing down a few pegs when they get completely outclassed in the ring with me.
[Interviewer] But before any of these potential contenders get a shot at your title, you first have to overcome Randy Orton at Digital Decision in a match type to be voted in by the XWL Universe. The 3 options are: No Disqualification, Loser Leaves XWL and a Steel Cage match. Which do you favour and why?
*Barrett strokes his chin as he ponders for moment before responding to the question. His speech is intense.*
[Wade Barrett] I couldn't care less about what match type it's voted to be. All I care about is getting my hands on Randy Orton again in a one-on-one scenario so I can cut the head off the snake once and for all. Trust me when I say that Digital Decision will be the last time Randy Orton is seen in XWL... no matter the match type. What I did to Bob Orton a few weeks back will be nothing compared to what Randy will face July 17th...
[Interviewer] Speaking of Bob Orton, we all saw what happened last week when he blind sided you with his cast - neckbrace and all! And that was followed by another RKO from your challenger. The XWL Universe loved it and they want to know what your response will be to the events of last week?
*Wade shakes his head and is clearly annoyed. He gets up, rips the mic off his suit jacket and throws it to the ground before walking out of view.*
[Wade Barrett] This interview is over.
[Interviewer] Wade!? We haven't finished!
*The screen fades to black as the interviewer continues to call after Barrett..*
Subject: XWL Breakdown : 7/3/2011 - 7/10/2011 
Sun Jul 03, 2011 7:00 pm
Batista got's this 
