W/ W/ Melina W/ Mickie James Vs Velvet Sky W/ Angelina Love
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Justin Gabriel Vs Ted Dibiase
If Ted Dibiase wins he will get an Intercontinental title shot
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The Miz Vs MVP
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Beth Phoenix Vs Trish Stratus
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Kurt Angle (C) Vs Wade Barrett (C)
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Undefeated Diva Against Undefeated Diva
Madison Rayne Vs Angelina Love
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Alberto Del Rio Vs The Rock Vs Chris Jericho
Good luck to everyone involved there are loads of opportunities this week for many superstars and divas to make impacts! Including my personal favorites Alberto Vs The Rock Vs Chris Jericho and the undefeated divas match where one will walk away with their first loss! Good luck to everyone again!
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 4/10/2011 - 4/17/2011 Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:20 am
HHH walks onto the stage dressed in red tights, and walks out to the ring doing his normal routine as the fans boo'd him for almost injuring Joey Styles, and for taking out R-Truth. He grabs a mic before Tyson Kidd can make his entrance...
Triple H At Bad Blood, Tyson Kidd decided to grow a pair at my expense when he stopped me from injuring Joey Styles, who deserved to have his ass handed to him. So this joke of a wrestler is going to come out here tonight and replace Mr. Styles on my list of people to fall at my hands! So kid come on down, and have your ass handed to you!
Tyson Kidd walked onto the stage and began sprinting to the ring...
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Tyson Kidd vs Triple H
Tyson Kidd dove into the ring and begin firing leg kicks at HHH to throw him off balance. He bounced off the ropes and connected with a big dropkick that rocked Hunter, but didn't fall him. Tyson wasn't expecting a counter attack following the dropkick but Triple H took the kick and bounced off the opposite ropes and connected with a big clothesline on Kidd. Game began working over the legs of the fallen rookie, he repeatedly spikes his knee into the ground multiple times. He then drags him to the corner and lifts him up on the top-rope, he connects with a big superplex! He goes for the cover 1....2....Kidd kicks out! Triple H lifts him bouncing off the ropes, he's going for the Double A Spinebuster! But Kidd countered it into a DDT! Kidd immediately shoots off the ropes and connects with a big dropkick to the side of his skull! Kidd leaps to his feet and grabs The Game's leg and applies a Single-Leg Boston Crab to weaken the lower back and legs of Hunter. Triple H musters the strength and throws him out of the ring! the Cerebral Assassin massages his leg until he garners some feeling back into his leg and follows to ringside. Triple H delivers a shot right to the skull of kid, as the referee reaches a 3 count out of 10. Tyson delivers a counter kick to the leg of his adversary but he was pushed into the barricade as a last ditch effort to stop more damage to the knee of HHH. The ref got to 7 and Tyson dove into the ring past Hunter who was almost limping into it and as he was rolling in he was met with boot after boot from Kidd trying to wear the heavy favorite down, but HHH managed to get to his feet. Tyson attempted to whip Hunter into the opposite corner but he counter the irish whip but as Tyson approached the corner in which the referee was positioned he stopped himself but as he turned The Game was sprinting at him but Kidd rolled out of the way and the ref was met with a big clothesline into the corner! Triple H almost instantly rolled out of the ring, grabbing something from under the ring, Tyson went to reach out of the ring but was met with a steel chair to the side of the head! He drops the chair and starts slapping the ref to wake him up, until he was awake. The Game picks up Tyson and delivers a Pedigree! The referee counts 1...2...3! Triple H wins by cheating!
Hunter limps to the outside and grabs the chair, getting back into the ring, and raises it up over his head to deliver his death blow....but Tyson delivers a dropkick to the knee! He drops the chair and falls to one knee. Kidd delivers a straight kick to the head of Hunter! Kidd is trying to lock in the sharpshooter! But HHH throws him into the ropes as he got back up Kidd delivered another kick but this time to the chest! Kidd stepped to the apron and leaps to the top-rope and springboards at HHH! Hunter catches him! Spine buster! HHH drops to his knees and begins delivering shots the the head of Tyson until he decides to grabs his sledgehammer at ringside....He gets in the ring and tries swinging for the fences at the skull of Kidd! But Kidd rolls out of the way! He connects with a kick to the hand of HHH, causing him to send the sledge flying! Kidd backs up to the ropes as HHH runs at him to clothesline him over the ropes, but Kidd pulls down the ropes! Hunter flies to the floor! Kidd sprints to the other side of the rope and dives from the ring connecting with a suicide dive! Tyson looks at Hunter and realizes that he again got the better of the exchange so he walks to the back! Hunter stares intently and with a look of murder in his eyes at the back as Tyson Kidd got away once again...
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Subject: Cody vs JTG Write Up Sat Apr 16, 2011 1:54 pm
The bell rings and both men start to size each other up as they move closer Cody attempts a grapple but JTG cuts him off with a kick to the gut and goes for a grapple but Cody reverses it into a Irish whip to the ropes JTG comes back off the ropes and Cody hits a hip toss and JTG hits the ground hard Cody see's his chance and keeps on him by kicking him in the lower back Cody then tries to bring JTG to his feet but he reverses it and hits Cody with a float over DDT he then follows up with a gut kick and a low running close line JTG starts to feels the momentum and pick Cody up and starts to take Cody apart with Sharpe lefts and rights Cody in a daze falls through the ropes and end up outside the ring Cody eventually get back in the ring and whips JTG into the corner cody takes a run up and stops and delivers and hard forearm to the back then grabs JTG and hits a bulldog from the corner.
Cody realises he's in control and starts to taunt JTG but as Cody goes to pick JTG back up JTG hits a reversal and hits Cody with a jumping arm breaker and follows up with a running dropkick to the face JTG starts to taunt Cody as he continues the punishment JTG can tell that Cody cant go on any longer so he hits a running neck breaker and Cody’s head just bounces onff the mat JTG brings Cody to his feet and hits the shout out JTG goes for the pin but Cody reverses it and get to his feet JTG runs at Cody but Cody gets the reversal Cody whips JTG into the corner for a second time Cody takes a run up up JTG gets out the way Cody hits the turnbuckle and is stunned JTG see's his chance and leaps to the top rope he takes a chance with a diving leg drop but Cody just moves out the way and hits a running knee drop JTG's eyes look foggy and Cody picks him up and slams him down with a cross roads Cody moves for the cover 1........2........3
Winner: Cody Rhodes
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(the camera turns on with Edge standing with a childish smirk on his face) hey you may remember me um you know I am you’re Rated R Superstar just out here to put everyone on notice and just say I’m baaaaaaaaack and I’m better than ever in fact first off I would like to say thanks to Christian for that awesome match we had a while back (Edge smiles at the camera) but now to get to the point its time I stepped up and show everyone who is the real ultimate opportunist is around here and trust me I will spear my way through anybody who tries to stop me so champ watch your back because I will take my title back (edge winks at the camera as his theme hits then fades out)
For those of you who don't know me or haven't played me in a long time. Please do not judge my skill on this match. I played the worst I have ever played in this match and am a lot better than I am in this match.
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Layla is shown backstage bragging to the make up lady when suddenly Vickie Guerrero walks up to them.
Layla:Vickie, I am not going to let you dampen my mood tonight. Say what you want about Lay-Cool, it' honestly has stopped bothering me. We're staying together, thats that and if you don't like it well then thats tough, isn't it?
Vickie Guerrero: Oh I've come to realize you're just too blinded to see Michelle's selfishness. So if you want to be a follower, instead of a leader then far be it from me to stop you. But that isn't why I have come over here, I heard from numerous divas you've been bragging about your win over Sara Del Rey.
Layla: So? They just complained to you because they are jealous! But how could they not? I've got beauty, talent, and I win!
Vickie Guerrero: Thats the thing, you haven't won anything yet. I saw your match with Sara, it was quite the back and forth match. I like to take advantage of these kinds of things...So yes you have won, but only the beginning.
Layla: I know your age must be catching up with you but I got the 1,2,3 at the end. So I didn't win the beginning, I won the entire thing!
Vickie Guerrero: See this kind of disrespect will be your downfall. Interrupting me before I can inform you of my big plans with you?
Layla: What are you on about, Guerrero...
Vickie Guerrero: You and Sara will be participating in a best of five series.
Layla: Are you kidding me?! I defeated her, theres no reason for me to ever have to face her again!
Vickie Guerrero: Oh but there is, see I saw Michelle McCool's interference. You suffered a very sickening piledriver and that was the end...But of course Michelle jumped up on the apron distracting the referee long enough for you to finally come to. So you can thank your bestie for the reason you have to face this woman up to five times! Now tell me Layla, is this something a best friend does? Do they purposely get involved in a match with an alterer motive?
Layla: Vickie stop it! Michelle got involved to yell at the referee for not disqualifying Sara Del Rey for using a should be illegal move! Theres no hidden reason, she wanted to help me! I refuse to compete in this best of five. I refuse! You hear me? I refuse!
Vickie Guerrero: Thats too bad, because i'm your boss and you have to do whatever I say! So enjoy the weekend because next week, you're facing Sara Del Rey in a submission match!!
Vickie laughs then walks off as Layla begins to throw a fit yelling at the makeup lady. We then fade away to a commercial break.
*Following a commercial break an image is displayed onscreen:*
*Footage from earlier that day begins to play and it shows the new Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett - smartly dressed with a smug look on his face - accompanied by an interviewer who appears to be new to the XWL scene. They are standing inside the empty arena with the Breakdown ring in the background. The interviewer raises his microphone upwards and begins to speak.*
[Interviewer] XWL Universe... welcome to another XWL.com exclusive. I am standing by with none other than Wade Barrett...
*Barrett interrupts.*
[Wade Barrett] Sorry but who are you? I haven't seen you around before...
[Interviewer] Well you wouldn't have because I'm an independent contractor. My name is Alan Murphy sir.
[Wade Barrett] Independent contractor? You mean XWL didn't have any of their regular interviewers available? Why not? I should be the greatest attraction in XWL at the moment after Bad Blood when I won this...
*Wade motions towards his newly won Intercontinental title.*
[Wade Barrett] Do you even know what this is... Mister Independent Contractor?
[Alan Murphy] Well... I... I know it's a championship sir.
[Wade Barrett] Do you know anything about wrestling?
[Alan Murphy] Truth betold, I usually cover supermodels... sir.
[Wade Barrett] What?!? Supermodels? I win the first title of my XWL career and my first interview after winning is with a supermodel journalist? Is this some kind of joke? And stop calling me sir... you know what... actually just let me do the talking and you stand there and hold the microphone.
*Wade takes a few moments to compose himself after clearly being frustrated by the situation. He readjusts his jacket and pulls his Intercontinental title up a bit before speaking once more.*
[Wade Barrett] Last Sunday at Bad Blood was the beginning of an era. When I won this Intercontinental Championship, I backed up everything I had said over the last few months. I proved all of the naysayers wrong and all of the doubters ate their words. This is a new era in XWL... and I aim to be at the helm.
*The swagger and confidence present is obvious as Barrett continues.*
[Wade Barrett] With Justin Gabriel by my side, I have promised to bring XWL to new heights... and that has now begun. My championship victory is the first step towards our ultimate goal. It's all a part of the bigger picture and sooner rather than later, the World Heavyweight Championship will be in my possession. The Intercontinental Championship, while a respectable title in it's own right... is simply not enough for a man of my caliber... for an athlete as great as I am.
*Wade continues as his confidence continues to grow.*
[Wade Barrett] I am in sight of the famous glass ceiling. I am so close I can see my reflection... and all it takes is one strong right hand...
*Barrett holds up his right hand which is clenched into a tight fist.*
[Wade Barrett] To smash it and break into the main event where I belong. The days of lowering myself to levels where I'm clearly out of place are now over... and this new era has just begun.
*Wade smirks into the camera as only he can. It appears as though the segment is coming to end but suddenly an XWL employee rushes onto the scene and hands the interviewer a piece of paper. The interviewer reads it intently as Wade looks on bemused.*
[Alan Murphy] Wade... apparently tonight you will be going one on one against the United States Champion Kurt Angle...
*Wade grins.*
[Wade Barrett] Kurt Angle? What better way for me to prove my point than to destroy and decimate what many people call the greatest wrestler alive today.
[Alan Murphy] And Ted Dibiase will be facing your good friend Justin Gabriel.
*Wade's grin grows ever larger.*
[Wade Barrett] Sounds like a great night to me. Not only do I get another victory under my belt and cement my place in the XWL elite, but Teddy-boy gets an ass-kicking. That'll be something for me to kick back and relax watching in the hotel room later tonight...
[Alan Murphy] It also says here that if Ted Dibiase wins tonight, he will face you at Sadistic Conquest for your Intercontinental title...
*Suddenly the confidence and colour drains out of Wade's face and he responds in a dramatically different tone.*
[Wade Barrett] What?!? But I'm done with Ted Dibiase! Why does he get another shot if he wins tonight? Why am I being forced to lower myself to his level yet again!?
[Alan Murphy] But Wade, you just said Ted would be getting an ass kicking tonight... so what's the problem?
*Wade is clearly infuriated by this and menacingly steps closer to the interviewer who cowers in fear.*
[Wade Barrett] Oh, so you're a cocky son of a bitch are you? Get this camera out of my face!
*Barrett swipes at the camera man and this causes the camera to fall. Static is shown before the video comes to a close...*
After the bell rings, and the ref' raises Wade Barrett's hand in victory. Justin Gabriel comes to ring side, and grabs both, US and Intercontinental titles. He hands the IC title to Wade, then looks at the US title he is holding. Angle is staggering to his feet, when suddenly Justin Gabriel uses the US title and hits Angle across the head, knocking him out cold. Gabriel looks down at the damage he caused, and smirks. He and Wade then stand tall over Kurt Angle, Wade Holds up his Intercontinental Title, and Justin Gabriel holds up Kurt Angles United States title, has they both smirk at the camera. The Camera zooms in close on Wade Barrett. . Breakdown then fades to commercial break.
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Kevin Steen appears after the intro of his theme music finishes and the music kicks in. He is met by a barrage of boos from the Breakdown audience. Kevin Steen slowly approaches the ring whilst fans are actually throwing there beverage cups and other rubbish at him, but Steen is unfazed and has a sinister smile on his face. He rolls into the ring and stands awaiting Kofi.
Kofi enters onto the stage from a huge pop from the crowd and proceeds to do his usual entrance, with the added pyros. He bounces his way to the ring like hes a tigger or something. Kofi enters the ring and climbs the turnbuckle, but before he can do the thunderclap, Steen runs up and grabs him and hits a german suplex right from the second rope, the ref calls for the ring, but Kofi seem to have landed right on his neck.
Steen picks him up and hits a snap suplex to Kofi, then pick him up and irish whips into the corner and then follows up to a clotheline which Kofi falls to the bottom rope. Steen takes a few steps up and looks ready to charge Kofi. He does and does a devastating cannonball surely crushing Kofi. He picks Kofi up and signals the end and hits a Package Piledriver, he gets up and looks at the motionless body of Kofi, who never stood a chance right here. He snot rockets on Kofi then goes for the cover.
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Steen gets up and is met by even louder boos and chants of "You Sick Fuck, You Sick Fuck". Steen leaves the ring and goes to walk up the ramp but stops and then smile comes across his face, he rushes back to towards ringside and grabs a steel chair and slides in the ring, Kofi is just about getting up but Steen hits him in the back with the steel chair, one after another, with Kofi withering in pain. Steen then gets Kofi up onto his knees and hits Kofi across the head with the chair.
Kofi is busted open and bloods drips onto the canvas as Steen goes the leave the ring but once again he stops and goes back to Kofi, he grabs the chair and sets it up in the seating position then goes outside and grabs another chair and sets that up opposite the other chair. He picks up Kofi, and sets him up for the package piledriver.
OH MY GAWD PACKAGE PILEDRIVER RIGHT ONTO THE CHAIRS.
The chairs are bent and Kofi is motionless, EMT's and security rush to the ring, but Steen is quick to leave and he walks up the ramp as the EMT's tend to Kofi.
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Following from a commercial break, we're taken ringside where the fans are excitedly cheering waiting for whats next.
The cheers continue to get louder and louder while we pan across the crowd. Just then Evan Bourne's theme hits and the entire mood changes to a bitter tone.
The lighting changes to a red hue and Evan runs out from the back with that cocky smile of his in place.
We quickly view the crowd, then go back to Bourne who is simply soaking in all the hatred by the XWL audience.
JR: Moments like this you expect but these fans are absolutely bitter about Evan's arrival here tonight.
Styles: It's a very strange feeling here right now, but none more stranger than the fact people are actually wanting the brutal Sheamus over Evan Bourne.
King: It's because people are finally seeing what I have seen this entire time! It took Sheamus putting on one hell of a main-event with Chris Jericho but finally you all see Sheamus for the deserving individual he is.
Evan reaches the ringside area and thats where he raises his arm up looking around the crowd then smirks slightly shaking his head and slides into the ring
He jumps up onto the second rope gazing at all the signs held by our fans but then one catches his eye. He leaps over the ropes then jumps off the apron and walks over to a little kid and his parents. The cameras get a view of a sign showing Sheamus standing on top of a poorly drawn Evan Bourne. He pulls the sign forcefully out of the kid's hands then slides back into the ring.
JR: Oh come on, that is not right dammit! That kid is trying to enjoy this show with his family he probably worked very hard on that poster.
King: Welcome to the dark side, JR.
Styles: It's not that we're converting over to some "dark side." It's just Evan shouldn't be doing something like this. But then again some things are debatable that he also shouldn't have done.
We then cut back to the ring where Bourne stands with a microphone and the sign by his feet on the canvas.
Evan Bourne: Guess who's baaaaaaaaccck!
He smirks as the boos continue to pour in from the crowd.
Evan Bourne: Oh come on, you know you missed me! I mean how could you not! This face is one of a kind, kind of like Bad Blood was, wouldn't you say?
Evan Bourne: The look on all of your faces was just magical! Who ever would've suspected the innocent little camera guy would turn out to be the returning "Mr. Perfection" himself, Evan Bourne! Sheamus sure as hell didn't see it coming by the way, do any of you happen to know where the supposed Irish warrior is? Because for some odd reason he isn't here tonight. Do any of you people know why?!
A huge grin appears on his face while fans yell out nasty things towards this individual.
Evan Bourne: I'm being serious, here this little kid made a sign supporting their favorite superstar...But he isn't even here to witness it for himself!
He picks up the sign then looks at it then back at the crowd.
Evan Bourne: It's a work of art thats what it is! I bet little Johnny over there worked all day on it too, didn't ya Johnny? It's obvious based on the coloring and the detailing! You even managed to stay inside the lines, good for you!
Evan smiles for a second, then looks at the sign places his hands in the middle then rips it in half! He doesn't stop there though he pulls those two pieces together then rips those into four and continues until little shreds over what used to be a fan sign are covering the middle of the ring like confetti.
Evan Bourne: But the bad thing about that poster is the fact you didn't focus on the key part of it. Sure Sheamus had his red hair and his detailed attire...But the big star, Evan Bourne was nothing more than a stick figure in a poorly penciled attire! For that Johnny, your work was nothing and had to be disposed of. It's for the greater good. Besides we don't need any more "artists" in this world. We've got enough of those idiots who think just because they can draw that people actually care! So let that be a lesson to ya because we all know the schools don't teach ya a damn thing! As you can tell, teaching others is just another one of my many impressive talents. While I will be waiting for my teacher of the year award to arrive, it's time I move on and get into what I came out here to say.
Evan Bourne: Rumors circulated when the biggest star in XWL was gone! While I am touched that you all cared so much I really don't give a damn. The short but simple story is, Sheamus got lucky and exploited a hidden injury that I didn't know I had. Now of course you're all going to say it wasn't luck but I think we all know it was! Is Sheamus still World Champion? Thats right, he's not! That isn't even my doing...See I planned to screw him out of the title when I returned but the so called dominant superstar saved me the trouble! I've beaten Chris Jericho loads of times so the fact that he actually lost to him is a disgrace to everything I built up when I became XWL World Champion.
Evan Bourne: What I did at Bad Blood was leave my mark on a now former rival. You see I heard a little bit of news during my absence and to my disbelief our idiotic general manager apparently banned me from ever competing for the XWL World Heavyweight Championship ever again?!
A rush of loud cheers overtake the sounds in the arena causing Bourne to glare and his tone to get angrier.
Evan Bourne: Oh you people like that do you?!
The cheers continue to get louder and louder. He taps his foot on the mat, impatiently waiting for the crowd to shut up. Bourne then sighs, and raises his microphone back up.
Evan Bourne: It’s a funny story really, at least it’s funny for everyone who isn’t Evan Bourne! She puts me in a World Title rematch just to lose by forfeit. Well, I suppose forfeiting is the only option a man who isn't even aware of the damn match, who isn't even in the same damn state or in the same physical condition, I suppose all THAT man can do is just forfeit. Of course, boo all you want, but Vickie deprived you guys of a great main event scene in XWL, and in a company that is supposed to bring the best damn wrestling available, well, then who the heck is the real villain here?
Suddenly the tiny loudmouth Evan Bourne is cut off by entrance music of Mr. MITB and current and reigning X-Treme Champion, Rob Van Dam. His pyro hits as he makes his way out onto the stage without his Title or Briefcase, he looks upbeat as he heads down to the ring.
RVD walks up to ringside and approaches the little child, whose sign was taken by Evan Bourne. He pats the kid on the back and high fives him as his parents smile as RVD brings the smile back to the kids face, he rolls into the ring and asks for a microphone.
[Rob Van Dam] Who the hell do you think you are, huh? What the hell happened to you, dude? Years ago I remember seeing a standout in the independents, his name was Matt Sydal, are you familiar with him? It seems not, because Matt Sydal had respect, Matt Sydal GAVE respect. And most importantly, Matt Sydal wasn't some punk who thinks he owns this place. But Matt Sydal is long gone and we're stuck with "Evan Bourne" I used to look at you and think you're a rising star, but you let it all get to your head..
Evan goes to speak but RVD pokes him in the chest and cuts him off.
[Rob Van Dam] You shut your mouth and listen to me, alright? I have to get this off my chest, I was backstage watching you on the monitor and I was reaching my boiling point. Seeing you come out here with arrogance oozing out of you makes me sick. That kid over there made a poster to have it shown on television, a moment he will never forget. But you come down here and take his poster, you must think you're a big man because you were picking on someone who is taller and more of a man than you! A scattering of laugher is heard throughout the crowd as Evan shakes his head. You know, Sheamus might not be the most liked guy on the XWL roster but he did not deserve what happened to him after the match at the Pay Per View. I was hoping you would come out here because it's about time someone finally shut you up, and who better to do it than everyone's favourite wrestler, and mine!
Rob goes to do his signature taunt as he says "ROB VAN" but as he goes to say "DAM" Evan cuts him off.
Evan Bourne: You wanna know what happened to me? I grew up, I saw that no one was going to just hand me opportunity after opportunity like so many others! I was so insignificant that I was only known because of my shooting star press. But I changed that, I made everyone see me for the star that I am! I soared up the ranks in XWL defeating champion after champion until I finally was the best! But one injury, one cruel heartless general manager's decision later i'm left forever banned from being what came so naturally to me! You wanna know why I have this attitude, Rob? It's because no matter what I do theres always someone to screw me over! You're a prime example of someone who gets everything they want just because they have their lips super glued to everyone of these fan's asses! Do I need to bring up what occurred while I was away? If I recall correctly you were facing Chavo Guerrero in a ladder match were you not?
RVD tries to raise his microphone in response, but Evan places his free hand over his mic, then shakes his head and proceeds to finish speaking.
Evan Bourne: That was a rhetorical question, which means you don't answer. So then because you put on an okay match, Vickie Guerrero gives you a by into the Money in the bank ladder match! You're proud of that win aren't you?
He nods at Bourne who just rolls his eyes at Rob's care free smile.
Evan Bourne: While I get banned from ever getting a World Heavyweight Championship match again, you get handed one!
[Rob Van Dam] Whoa whoa whoa, calm your jets, dude. Did you just say I was handed a World Title Match? How is that possible? I defended my title in a fourty minute ladder match, I showed that I'm more than capable in a ladder match so I earned my spot. I went on to defeat Dolph Ziggler, Chavo Guerrero and Jack Swagger in an hour long match to EARN my Money in the Bank briefcase. That ladder match with Chavo was better than any of your snoozefests, you wonder why people don't like you? Because you're an ignorant asshole and you've lost any shred of respect you've had completely. You can cry all you want, you're not getting another title shot. Hang your head low and move alone, dude. Because Rob Van Dam will be on top of this mountain that was formerly yours soon enough, and there's nothing you can do about it, because I'm the Whole F'n Show. Maybe you can go compete for the United States title again, or even the Divas Championship!
Evan looks fuming as RVD smiles.
[Rob Van Dam] Now If I recall correctly, you held the world title for quite some time?
Evan grins and goes to speak but RVD cuts him off.
[Rob Van Dam] Rhetorical question, you should know you don't have to answer those... Sure, it was wrong of Vickie to ban you of having another title shot but I'd be protesting if it was someone who actually showed some respect in XWL. It couldn't have happened to a better guy.
Evan Bourne: You think you're funny don't you? You know why I show no respect? It's because of people like you that disrespect everything I have done here. I didn't get any opportunities, it's not like I didn't work my way up. It took me three months to even get noticed for a championship match. I still had to win a ladder match in order to get that very title shot. It wasn't until another month later that I finally got my first United States title reign. I was still disrespected by everyone claiming I was nothing but a FLUKE! So what did I do? I showed I was deserving by doing something similar to what you do every two weeks. I defended my title whenever against whomever. Yet still I got hated on by everyone and ignored by management. You stand there claiming I deserve no respect, that I deserve everything that happened well that right there is a reason I refuse to show even an ounce of respect to anyone no matter what they have done. I did things the right way, I proved myself against top notch superstars weekly yet still I got hated on! All because I refused to be a kiss ass to these people, and any one else! If someone like you, which by the way, you never will so just remember this is simply a what if scenario...But to continue, if someone like you had done everything I have then they would be praised to no end! But because i'm not a panderer to these people, i'm treated differently.
Loud boos sound from Bourne's last comment and he tightly grips his microphone.
Evan Bourne: SEE! THIS IS THE EXACT DISRESPECT I AM TALKING ABOUT!
RVD's face lights up trying to stop chuckling at Bourne's raged state.
Evan Bourne: Oh i'm sorry, am I amusing you? Do you think my situation is hilarious? Oh lets all point and laugh at Evan Bourne! Ha! Ha!! Ha!!! HA!!!! Is that whats running through your mind right now, Robby?
[Rob Van Dam] You know, when I was a kid my mom used to the only person who called me "Robby" But it kind of suits because you really sound like a girl. But do you wanna know why I find this funny? You bitch, and moan, and bitch, an moan..
The fans cheer loud as RVD speaks.
[Rob Van Dam] You're a little crybaby! All you've ever done in your career is complain!
A muttering of fans shouting "Crybaby!" at Evan is heard, Evan seems riled up at this. In a spur of the moment thing he slaps RVD right across the face as the fans look shocked, RVD drops his mic and goes for a kick to Evan but Evan retreats and rolls out of the ring. The fans furiously boo Evan as he heads up the ramp mocking RVD and laughing at him, he makes his way through the curtain as RVD is shown fuming in the ring.
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The cameras go from the arena showing Evan Bourne retreating from Rob Van Dam to the backstage area where Melina is shown in what seems to be her dressing room.
.:Melina:. So I see tonight I have a match with Velvet Sky, now Velvet I saw what you did to poor Chyna and I saw how you dominated her but that will not happen tonight. I am in the peak physical fitness of my career and right now I feel as though nothing will get in my way from beating you. I always like fighting the good fight and getting rid of bullies, lets see how tough you really are when I slap the taste right out of your mouth. I am not someone who you feel you can just pick on like you and Angelina feel you can do to the other divas. Me and Mickie and making a stand and your shenanigans stop now.
.:Melina:. at Bad Blood before we was meant to compete in a tag match you two thought you could cheaply attack Mickie during an interview and you did manage to attack her and now lets just say, she’s a little pissed, your tactics managed to hurt her so she cannot be in my corner tonight as she needs rest, Mickie will be at breakdown next week though and I'm sure she'll be looking for redemption. Melina begins to laugh.
.:Melina:. You see you two don’t seem to understand how much crap you have gotten yourselves into. I mean you two have pissed off quite a lot of divas in this company and quite frankly you two are on your own. Yes we respect your ability in the ring, I mean your both undefeated AND Angelina is Miss. MITB and they are great accolades to have but for the record after tonight you will only be able to say they that you have Miss. MITB.
.:Melina:. I don’t think you have ever faced a diva that is willing to beat some sense into you? I mean you have practically dominated every match you have competed in and breezed through getting the win, but that stops now because the time me and Mickie are done with you and Angelina, you two will be just like the rest of us because we are going to knock some sense into you and make sure you know that you are not better than everyone and you can and will be beaten, there is no chance that you two the “Bullies” of the divas division will get away with this and I think its about time someone beat some sense into you and I’m glad I get the chance to knock some sense into you tonight Velvet, hopefully you will see I’m serious and I do not want to be taken lightly, I will make sure your so called reign over XWL will come to an end.
Melina pauses for a minute before saying one last sentence.
After “ so and so match or so and so segment” we go to commentary for a quick review of the show thus far.
Jr: Steen is one ruthless individual. Jesus, this guy finds it amusing to piledriver everyone on the stage, steel chair. He’s become quite the intimidating individual as of late.
King: Of course he is. Anyone that uses a Piledriver, or any variation of it should deserve respect. I know he has my respect, but guys we should talk about Wade Barrett. My god he just defeated the United states champion after coming out of the biggest match of his career thus far. I wonder how Ted will fair against Justin Gabriel. I’m quite excited for the rematch, and I’m hoping Wade comes out the winner here. He deserves all the wins and momentum he can get. This guy is a true star.
Styles: Yeah, he’s impressive, no doubt about that. But shifting gears if I wasn’t excited for the triple threat before, then now I am. All 3 of them spoke to the crowd and they’re all determined to win tonight. Del rio, the Rock, and the world champion himself Chris Jericho all in one match for the first time ever. 3 different personalities, styles, and without a doubt this has to be the biggest match in Del Rio’s and the Rock’s career thus far in XWL.
Jr: Definitely. It’s a match that will excite the crowd. With their not being any trace whatsoever of Sheamus one has to wonder who will be the next number 1 contender for Jericho’s world title. Just imagine if Del Rio, who three months ago was barely doing anything gets a championship match at Sadistic conquest. Or the Rock and Jericho once again facing of, and if I’ not mistaken for the first time in XWL, but of course these guys have shared many matches over the years in other promotions. Either way-
Jr doesn’t complete his talking, and the crowd suddenly goes form a somewhat exciting tone, to a low booish tone. Commentary is stuttering now sure what to make of this. Well, nothing amazingly tragic is happening. It’s just Drew Mcintyre’s theme which began to play.
Jr: Well this is something. Didn’t expect Drew of all people to come out here.
Styles: I didn’t even know he still had a job around here!
Drew eventually goes behind the curtain, and is visibly seen by the capacity crowd.
King: Well it is Drew, and he looks in pretty damn good shape. Wonder why he even bothered to get in shape if he’s rarely ever in a match.
Drew continues to walk.
.. AND lalala he reaches the ring, and all that good stuff. He doesn’t taunt or anything, he just requests a microphone to get straight to the point. The crowd is barely giving him any reaction at all.
Drew: CUT THE MUSIC!!
After Drew’s random scream, the crowd begins to somewhat booo to guy. His theme stops, and he’s getting ready to speak.
Drew: For those of you who have no clue whatsoever on this person you see before you. I’m someone you should know, and someone that you will never forget starting from this very instant. My name is Drew Mcintyre, remember that name because you will see it all around the media. I’ve been in XWL for almost a year, and I find it sad that I have to introduce myself yet again!
Crowd booo’s.
Drew: You see, the problem is that I’m not considered someone who has the skills to perform that one moment. At least That’s why I’ve been told. I don’t stand out they say, but you see I could care less what others think of me. I’ve seen videos of my past matches, and if those matches make me smile then I believe I did a good job. You guys don’t like it? You can’t remember it? That’s not my fault, you should have a better understanding for wrestling then instead of cheering and boooing like the ignorant scum that all of you are.
Crowd booos again.
Drew: As you can see I’m in my wrestling gear, but once again the general manager doesn’t bother to put me in a match. One year ago I debuted inside a steel cage match going immediately on the hunt for the intercontinental championship. That was the time when management was fair, and had a good eye for spotting true talent. Now, I’m not even considered. I’m a complete after though, and it’s not fair. I debuted inside a cage, and won! Who can go around and say that? Usually a new person has to start it slow and smooth in a normal match against an easy opponent. I didn’t have that start, and yet I ended up not going absolutely NOWHERE! The other new wrestler beats this mediocre person and goes on to become champion. I’ve seen it so many times for the past year, and there comes a time when a person just can’t take it anymore. I’m not just going to wait for my turn. No, I WILL MAKE IT my turn by any means necessary. Vickie, Mick foley, I don’t care what you guys think of me, so from now on I will wreck havoc, and make you guy’s notice me. The era of the chosen one is beginning.. RIGHT NOW!
Crowd booo’s as Drew taunts.
Drew: I’m here not waiting to be booked, because I am ready to make my own match. I don’t care who you are, or what race you come from. Size? Weight? Bring in Undertaker out here and I will hand him his first loss in a while. Bring in Rob Van Damn and I will end his reign once and for all. I just want my opponent to know the old saying of “RUTHLESS AGRESSION.” When you see what I can bring into this mat that will be what comes to mind. The ruthlessness, the sense of inferiority. So, let the open challenge commence!
King: Can Drew really do this?
Jr: Well it is an open challenge, and seeing as Vickie hasn’t come out I guess she’s alright with it.
Styles: There’s a reason why Drew has rarely been booked in a match as of late. Does he really want to make a fool out of himself right here?
King: Joey, you don’t understand what Drew is going through.
Style:.. and you do?
King: Of course I do. You see, he wants to show the world that he has the skills to make a name for himself in XWL. I don’t remember his work in the ring, but just look at his face. With those eyes I think he can clotheslines the living daylights out of anybody that accepts that challenge.
There’s actually no response from anyone yet, and after a few seconds Drew just gets even more upset, if that’s even possible. However, right when he was about to rage on the microphone, Christian’s theme song begins to play.
Mixed reaction from the crowd, and Drew grins and lets out a big sigh getting ready for some action. Christian appears looking to the crowd and he slowly walks down the ramp with Rosa Mendez right behind him and of course she’s carrying her usual Chihuahua. He’s close to ringside, and he jumps a bit getting possibly warmed up for the following possible match
He then eventually enters the ring, and Rosa gets a microphone for him, and enters the ring as well. Rosa hands Christian the microphone, and he begins to speak.
Christian: Now this is quite the scene, wouldn’t you agree? We have a Scottish big man who seem’s to have gotten some oily tips from Randy Orton. We have a Mexican lady here with her dog which always has a different name every week, and we have this handsome Canadian here doing the talking. It’s the United nations in this ring, and you can feel the different beliefs spiraling around the ring.
Christian pauses while Drew remains firm.
Christian: You know I was back there showing Rosa to ropes to not being a pain in the ass, and we took a gander at the TV only to see Drew Mcintyre whining about his lack of presence. You know, if you don’t get booked then that could mean one thing…. It could mean that you absolutely suck! However, maybe it’s true. I mean, Vickie is a pretty unfair boss on some occasion, so it’s understandable that you feel the locker room is against you. I know, I couldn’t get my revenge on Del rio after he nearly broke my damn arm a few weeks ago. However, I thought it through and decided to wait patiently and not make myself seem like a desperate weirdo.
Drew puts his hand on his face covering his eyes.
Christian: You’re here making challengers, and I think I should remind you that you’re not really the type of guy people will take seriously. Do you know how many people like you have come into this ring nagging about the same issue? I look at you, and you’re in the best form of your life. You’re ready to rumble, that’s for sure but do you really think you stand out? I look at you, and once again I see a poor man’s Randy Orton. The size, the oil, the attire, the way you walk down that ramp. You need that quality that will differentiate you from the rest. Maybe get a unique attire with purple stripes. Grow a mustache! Shave your head bald! Maybe grow some chest hair, or grow a beard that reaches to your private regions. It doesn’t matter, you make look like a complete monster, or a complete sociopath, but you will get noticed.
Drew: Christian out of all the people that I could listen to… you expect me to follow your tips? Let me ask you this, I haven’t been involved in much, but to my knowledge you have never done much in XWL. Your greatest achievement perhaps is almost winning the X-treme championship, but you failed to win by the end of the day. You where Evan Bourne lap dog while in the hunt for the United states championship. Are you trying to make me laugh? You’re joking right? Last I checked Joke’s are supposed to be funny Christian.
Christian: Ouch, you know what? You really dealt a big blow on my self esteem. Whatever will I do? Do I just run away, go back to my locker room, pack my bags and never show up to XWL again? Maybe instead I could explain why Rosa is with me! Or maybe I could just accept your challenge now and kick your little depressed behind back to Scotland!
Crowd cheers.
Christian: By the way, for those wondering yes Swagger acted like an ass, dumped Rosa and now she’s under my godly wing, and let me tell you all me and her have been having… MUCHO FUN, right Rosa?
Rosa blushes, but nevertheless nods.
Drew: When I said this open challenge will now commence I expected a more known, and formidable opponent than you Christian. I’m actually quite disappointed that you came out, and I really won’t prove much by beating a complete nobody.
Christian: Hey, at least I have a label! What can we really label you? You’re just….. nothing. No personality, nothing unique…. Um, now that I think about it maybe Randy Orton is fooling us, and he’s messing with us by wearing a mask of this random person, and grew some hair from one day to the next. Or maybe Drew lost his memory again, and believes himself to be better than superman.
Drew: This is completely idiotic, and you really don’t want to anger someone who has ruthless aggression..
Christian: OH YEAH, I haven’t heard of that before. How about we just cut the crap and get this match started right now!
Crowd cheers.
Drew: I said, that the era of the chosen one starts tonight, and I also welcomed any challengers, but I never said the match would happen right here and now. You see, one of the reason’s I’m here is to make sure everyone realizes that I refuse to be misused and controlled. From now, I will do things the way I see fit. What does that mean? That means I will not face you tonight Christian, but NEXT WEEK the match will happen. I want you to ready yourself all week, and I want you to feel confident. Tell yourself that you can beat me easily and when the match starts and the bell rings don’t be surprised when you face a Drew Mcintyre that completely shatters your inferior image of myself.
Christian: Alright sure. Not like I’m going to take you easy. I learned that the hard way with JBL’s Mexican cousin, so I won’t make the mistake of taking anyone easy again!
Crowd cheers.
Christian: See you next week… DREW!
Christian was just about to leave with Rosa, but Drew stops him.
Drew: Hold on! You’re not going to shake my hand? May the better man win.
Christian stares at his hand, and refuses to shake his hand. Out of anger, Drew strikes back with an unexpected slap to Christian’s face. His head tilts for a few seconds, and he then turns his head. Rosa looks shocked, and Christian looks at her nodding not wanting her to get concerned. Suddenly Christian strikes back with a slap of his own that was much louder than Drew’s strike. Drew falls down, and looks up at Christian in shock. I don’t think even Christian knew he packed quite a… slap. Drew looks mad, and he stares at Rosa. Then he rolls out of the ring going up the ramp. He grins…
Drew: Making me angry will just make it worse for you…!
Christian looks back at Drew who is walking up the entrance ramp.
His theme song plays, and he gets a decent reaction from the crowd. Eventually Drew leaves, and Christian and Rosa leave the ring. Rosa suddenly hands Christian her dog, while Rosa looks at Christian’s face tending to him.
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If Ted Dibiase wins he will get an Intercontinental title shot
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Subject: Taker vs Kane vs Matt Hardy Sun Apr 17, 2011 4:11 am
Normal Triple Threat Match
Kane Vs Matt Hardy Vs The Undertaker
Out of nowhere, Kane's pyro goes off and the sadistic bastard comes out with an evil look on his face. The crowd boos as Kane is in serious anger over his loss from Bad Blood and he is looking to exact revenge. After Kane cues his pyro to go off on the turnbuckles, instantly Matt Hardy's music hits and the crowd cheers for him as he appears on stage. Matt walks down the ramp excited and ready for the match but as he approaches the monster Kane, he gets full of nerves. As he steps up to the ring apron the light in the arena all go out and the crowd lets out a loud pop as they sound of the infamous gong is echoed throughout the arena multiple times in sequence as the Undertaker's music begins to play.
The deadman makes his epic entrance as the flames go off in repetition as the crowd is standing and applauding. As he makes his way down the walk way, he and Kane are locked on each other’s eyes as they are ready to battle once more. Matt sees this and enters the ring unnoticed by either man. Undertaker approaches the steps and turns on the arena lights as only he can and he enters the ring. He removes his jacket and hat and rolls his eyes in the back of his head as Kane looks on in anger, eager to strike the deadman. Taker's eyes come back down and are still locked onto Kane, and then the bell rings but instantly Matt chop blocks Kane from behind and starts attacking him rapidly.
The Undertaker looks on in surprise and approaches the brawl. Matt is relentless on his assault on Kane and he sees Taker coming. Matt picks up Kane and throws Kane out of the ring as Kane lands clutching his leg. Matt and Taker stare off as Taker throws the first strike and then Matt retaliates and then the two trade punches. The slugfest doesn't last long as Taker wins it easily as he drops Matt down to the ground with a big right hand.
Matt however gets up rather quickly, but it's too late as Taker gets a hold of him and tosses him into the ring post. Matt fires back but it only angers the Undertaker as he gets right in Matt's face. Taker then knuckles up and starts throwing his vicious strikes all over Matt's rigs and stomach area as Matt is in pain. After Taker's last shot, Matt is gasping for air but Taker doesn't let up and Irish whips Matt into the far corner. Matt hits the corner hard and the Undertaker looks on as he seems to measure up Matt for his next attack.
Taker charges out of the far corner across the ring and clotheslines Matt into the corner which sends Matt down to the ring apron. Matt is trying to get up but Taker is all over him, as he raises him up and grabs hold of him with wristlock as he then elevates Matt by his arm and then sends him flipping down to the ground. Matt seems to be completely out of it as Taker begins to drag his helpless body up off the ground, but then Matt pushes Taker off of him and stands to his feet. Matt swoops in for a Side Effect but Taker blocks it by elbowing Matt in the side of the head and shoves him towards the ring ropes. Matt holds onto the ring ropes to try and maintain his balance but then Taker charges Matt with a big boot but Matt ducks it and pulls down the top rope which sends Taker spilling outside to the floor hard.
Matt stumbles to his feet and notices he's in the ring by himself and sees Taker laying on the outside so he gathers himself and thinks of going high risk. Matt runs to the rings ropes on the other side and turns off them but he's TRIPPED by Kane and Matt falls face first to the floor. Kane re-enters the ring and does not look happy at all as he kicks Matt Hardy in the head and continues to stomp away at him. Kane picks up Matt and strikes him with a throat thrust and Matt clinches his throat and then walks right into a huge sidewalk slam from Kane. Kane continues to take out his frustration on Matt and he begins to blatantly choke Matt on the ground.
The ref begins to try and get Kane to quit but Kane continues to choke the life out of Matt just to see the referee sweat it out. Kane finally lets go off Matt and then he scares off the ref, preventing him from checking on Matt's condition as he is all out of sorts. Kane slowly begins to bring Matt to his feet, and Matt quickly fires a punch to Kane's stomach but Kane laughs it off as it barely phased him at all. Matt then gets a quick burst of energy and starts rapidly firing shots at Kane's body and then finally pushes the monster back a few steps to creates some space. Kane backs away holding his ribs and then Matt gets to his feet and seizes his moment to capitalize on Kane as he brings Kane down with a running DDT.
Both Kane and Matt are down but not for long as Matt rolls off his back to attempt to stand up and continue with his offense. However the Undertaker has gotten back up he steps up onto the apron and enters by stepping over the top rope. Matt sees this and attacks Taker before he fully finish getting in and then as Taker fully steps him, Matt drops the deadman with the Twist of Hate! Matt covers Taker but before he can get the count Kane drags Matt off of Taker by his leg and drops an elbow onto Matt's knee. Kane lifts Matt up and effortlessly Irish whips him into the turnbuckle, and Matt's chest hits the corner hard and Matt goes down to the floor.
Taker begins to get up and Kane turns his attention to him as he can not wait to avenge his loss at Bad Blood, so Kane allows the deadman to fully stand up. Taker uses the ropes to assist himself up and then he notices that it's just him and Kane standing in the ring and Kane looks ready to fight, so then the Undertaker takes down his straps and puts his fists up in his boxing stance. The intensity has risen as the two brothers approach each other cautiously seemingly prepared to make the first strike on one another. Then as they feel out the space between them, they lockup in a collar and elbow tie up as they begin jocking for position. Just as it seems the lock up has hit a stalemate, it is interrupted by Matt Hardy, who dove off the top turnbuckle and crash lands onto Taker and Kane sending all three men down to the floor.
All three are down for a matter of moments and then Matt collects himself and makes it up to his feet as he leans against the ropes. Matt sees Kane and Taker still down and he approaches them, but then out of nowhere... Kane and the Undertaker both sit up simultaneously, both with evil stares on their faces. Matt backs off as the very sight he just witnessed completely caught him off-guard. The Undertaker and Kane both stand up and now all three men are standing as Kane and Taker lock eyes while Matt can't decide on which of them to focus on. As Kane and Taker stare at each other, Kane then turns to Matt and grabs him by the throat.
Kane hesitates to deliver a chokeslam as he looks at the Undertaker as Matt struggles helplessly. Then in a shocking move the Undertaker turns towards Matt and also grabs him by the throat alongside of Kane. Undertaker and Kane deliver a double Chokeslam to Matt Hardy! The ref tries to figure out what is going on but Kane punches him and tosses him out of the ring for his troubles. The timekeeper begins to ring the bell as this match has been thrown out and Kane smirks as Undertaker looks on in approval which is followed by the dead silence of the crowd. Kane then lifts Matt up and delivers a deafening TombStone Piledriver and then Kane stands over Matt. Undertaker then walks over to Matt and grabs his hand begins to show some concern. However, it was false as Taker drops down and locks Matt in the Hell's Gate submission!
Officials and backstage personnel run out to try and stop the attack but none of they are no match for Kane as he begins to beat them down one by one. Undertaker doesn't release Matt from the hold until he has been rendered unconscious and is seen bleeding internally as the blood is spewed out from his mouth. EMTs make their way around the ring with a stretcher as they attend to Matt cautiously trying to avoid the Undertaker and Kane. Taker stands back up near his brother as they stare off at the EMTs and Matt's lifeless body, then Taker turns to Kane and nods his head once more in approval. Kane chuckles and lifts his arms in the air and then he sets the ring posts a blaze once again as the music hits.
Kane and Undertaker walk off together as the crowd is left speechless.
Joey Styels: OH MY GOD!!! What the hell just happened?!
King: Were you not watching Joey? Kane and Undertaker just killed Matt Hardy... That's what happened!
JR: Ladies and gentlemen, I can not believe what just happened. I'm speechless and so is everyone in attendance tonight. We hope Matt will be okay, and our thoughts and prayers are with him. We need to go to commercial.
BreakDown goes to commercial as Kane and Undertaker look back at the audience and then raise one fist each in the air and then walk off into the back. Then the last image seen as the screen fades to black his Matt being carted off on a stretcher.
Winner: Everbody but this guy------>
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 4/10/2011 - 4/17/2011 Sun Apr 17, 2011 8:30 am
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 4/10/2011 - 4/17/2011 Sun Apr 17, 2011 8:39 am
Such a failure of an end to the fued.
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Subject: Re: XWL Breakdown: 4/10/2011 - 4/17/2011 Sun Apr 17, 2011 8:43 am
BANG wrote:
Such a failure of an end to the fued.
Perhaps you should wait for, oh, I forgot what it is, A PROMO?
Who want’s small details? Maryse’s theme begins to play.
And to be a bit concise, let’s just go straight for the in ring-part (got to love last minute seg ^.-)
Maryse: It’s a new day in XWL, and we’re in spring fever! We just came out of Bad blood which was the event when the expected happened. Yeah yeah, don’t worry Maryse fans around the world. I may have been getting my behind kicked in more than one occasion, but I had the match under complete control from start to finish. I’m just that darn good manipulating every single step, punch, move, kick grapple leading up to my expected win. I’m going into my 6th successful title defense, and I’m still not feeling that vibe that I should be feeling every time I win.
Maryse lets out a sigh.
Maryse: Don’t get me wrong, this doesn’t mean I’m getting bored of my reign. I’m just saying, we have so many new divas back there, and I’m stuck facing the same old same old. Maybe that’s why I’m not having fun, or get excited. Most of my challengers where already champion at one point or the other, so you know they don’t have nothing new to offer to the table. When I became champion I had one thing In mind and that is to finally give the crowd a reign that will be remembered for a very long time, instead of, hmm how does my cousin say it? Oh yeah a SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTUPID forgettable 10 minute, go to the bathroom, come back and missable reign. When you all look at me I get the most diverse reactions. Some cheers, and some booo’s, but the fact of the matter is I get a damn reaction. In past years for divas to get reaction’s you needed to.. oh you know infiltrate your enemies house, and murder his dad, and then you also had to say force a diva to forfeit her title after an unexpected turn of events. You know, it was sad because when you see a certain diva out here you know she’s not going to hold on to that title for long. There’s a thing around here, and maybe it’s stress related. I don’t know, but they just can’t hold on to belts for a very long time, and when they lose it they go to nothing. It’s very sad that a person backtracks on their career just because they lost her title. Right now I can read all your minds. Who will be Maryse’s next opponent? Will she be the one to FINALLY end the reign? THE REIGN that has everyone tuned on XWL?
Crowd cheers and boooo’s, sort of agreeing with her, but not quite.
Maryse: A while back I gave a history about women. About our evolution going from cave women, to eye candy, and now we’re actually in this ring, not as a sex symbol but as a damn icon. It’s safe to say that after my countless defenses, I should be considered the greatest, and if I’m not mistaken the only icon in diva history!
King: I have to completely agree with Maryse on this guys. She is unstoppable, and she will remain on that state for a very long time. 6 defenses? That’s just the beginning guys. Come on Maryse, give us 12 defenses!
Style: Well, I usually disagree with you King for certain reason’s but hey Maryse deserves all the credit in the world. I just wish she wouldn’t remind us every single opportunity she gets.
Maryse: We have new people here with the most BORING personalities ever who, like always make a big deal about streaks. Oh, who will end the submission streak? Who will end so and so’s winning streak? It doesn’t matter! Until you beat someone that actually has the status to back it up, then your success, if you can even call it that will always be inferior to mines. You can keep walking and walking to the door, but you’re never ever going to make it, and open it as long as I’m in the way. I’m glad to be in the way. I have the hardy attitude to deal with all the spotlight. I don’t get nervous and I’m always looking on how to improve. I don’t want to remain the same for long you see. I have gained a lot of knowledge as champion, and this has helped me improve. Remember that diva that got beaten by McCool a few months ago? Ah yes, remember when McCool was even remotely interesting? Poor thing. I look back on that day, and I’m glad that I took off the dead weight that was holding me back. I’m ashamed to say that I was hanging around a complete loser back then, and his luck was spreading of against me. What can I say? Regardless this person, who continues to remain as a loser to this day by the way, is gone from my life, and I learned from that to never depend on anyone anymore. I went from being an abused stooge to becoming the next big thing. Actually the permanent big thing is more appropriate, am I right?
Maryse: But yeah, anyways McCool was very grand winning the title more times than any other diva but that also means you lost it a lot, and well that quite frankly sucks. I beat her, took her place and continued forward. I remember when I faced Lita everyone thought I was going to lose. Oh, the big bad Lita hurt so many divas bad. My first reign was only 2 weeks long, so it’s fair for all of you to think that. But again, by that time I lost the dead weight. So yeah, the big bad manly Lita was a very peculiar opponent who really has the strength to back it up, however deep within all that brawn exists a sensitive person, and when the time came to act I defeated her shutting the critics of course. Not only did I beat her, but I also beat then Miss MITB Natalya. Oh yeah, pardon me for dirtying my mouth with her name. I know, I know I promised to never mention… HER anymore, but hey just go with it. Just for the sakes of where I’m getting at. So yeah, before that cash in she was a very respected diva. Being one of the most resilient, and truly a diva full of… HART! However, on that night she actually decided to cash in against me, which pretty much destroyed any respect that I ever had for her. I expected her to do the right thing and have a match against me when I’m, umm I don’t know not coming out of a match?
Maryse paces around the ring, then points toward the stage.
Maryse: You see people like her are all over that locker room. They’re desperate, and just want to win this title. Don’t get me wrong, a girl with dreams to become a diva should have one main goal which is to become a champion, however what next after you win it? Any plans on the future after winning the big one?Yyou see I have a completely different philosophy. I won this title because let's face it I look good with this darn thing around my waist, and because I want to make a darn difference! If I were to lose this title tomorrow, next week, or next year then I wouldn’t think about when I’ll cash in my rematch clause. I would go to the gym, work on my game, and add that one big move to come back into my rematch a completely different person, but the thing is these divas don’t bother to improve. They remain fixated in the same spot, and go for that title match without no insight on absolutely anything! But anyways, I drifted of a bit. Despite her unexpected cash in I still successfully defended my championship. I got Dq’d, but not for myself. I didn’t want the crowd to have another SSSSSSSSSSSSTUPID short reign, and I also didn’t want Natalya to look like complete trash because you know I could have gotten out of that sharpshooter, and beat her afterwards, but I didn’t do that because I’m a kind little girl scout who didn’t want to completely ruin her image. After that I successfully defended my title not once, but two more times against her, and the third time resulted in her tapping out!
[Maryse claps her hands while making it seem like she’s in pain. Damn her and her epic face expressions.
Maryse: This goes back to that reaction thing I was saying. She went around making a big deal about a stupid like streak. If your streak was so good then why didn’t I feel special when I made you tap out? Well, at least I will be remembered for that. Making a HART tap out. Anyways, back to my promise, and no more talking about what’s her name. Speaking of what’s her name, how about that triple threat match at Bad blood? Who was I facing again? Trish, and…hmm… you know, maybe if she bothered to talk then perhaps I would remember her name. Ah yes, wait a minute… lack of talking… me having a hard time to remember… if she doesn’t talk then she reeks of loser sauce.. I’m getting an image here.. I’m getting there! I see Final stand… I see the multiple autographs that I signed that day… I see my beautiful attire for that event. Seriously, it was the most beautiful purple, goldish little thread. I also remember after the match I went into my locker room, letting out the biggest sigh ever. No feeling of accomplishment whatsoever, and that’s when I realized there’s just no challenges in that locker room. Darn it, well I’m trying, but I just can’t come up with a name. We’ll refer to her as the diva with no name I guess.
Maryse chuckles.
Maryse: I also remember her lack of taste in attires. Jesus, wonder why she still has a job if she doesn’t bring nothing into this ring. Ah well, I guess you can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.
She chuckles again
Maryse: Now, we’re pretty much in the present day, and my recent victim was none other than the fake celebrity herself. The person who tries so damn hard to be me. I beat her a couple of weeks ago, and to be honest she didn’t impress me one bit. She’s suppose to be this living diva legend, but she doesn’t quite show the pizazz that I bring into this ring every single week. It’s obvious she’s those type of people who refuses to lace up the boots just to get bread on the table. Tsk tsk, and she actually got a title shot? Please, what a dis-respect to me, and this championship. However, lucky for you all I shattered her dreams. It’s kind of ironic, almost a year ago from today she was XWL divas champion, winning it in a scramble match, defending it successfully against someone who was already in a match, and then getting injured by Beth who happens to be her opponent tonight. Be amazed people, the time machine works!
GASP
Maryse: Isn’t it kind of sad? In one year she went from being sort of good, to a complete train wreck. No worries though because right now we’re on the road to Sadistic conquest, and maybe if I say my prayers, and wish until I can’t speak or think anymore, then hopefully when I go back there a challenging diva will come up straight into my face and say.. “Maryse I want to follow in your footsteps. I want to make an impact, and I want to be the next leader of this ship. Can I have the honor of facing you 1 on 1 for the divas championship? I know, I will probably not win, BUT I’m sure I will gain lot’s of wisdom by facing you. I don’t care much about winning the title itself. I just want to know.. how you do it!? What can I do to be as amazing as you?”
Trish’s theme song finally plays, and Maryse looks toward the entrance ramp. She rolls her eyes, and lets out a big sigh. She rests herself on the ropes.
She eventually makes it to the ring. Maryse is acting as cocky as ever, and she drops the microphone on the mat like a boss. She wants Trish to kneel down, and pick it up. Trish lets out a chuckle, and she goes to get her own microphone.
Trish: Well well well, if it isn't our Divas champion Maryse doing what she does best. Run her mouth until we all get bored out of our minds and want to get up and quit XWL all together. You've been champion for the better part of 6 months and instead of anyone remembering how great of a run it is, all we will remember is how much you ran your mouth. Half the things you say are pointlessly rude and the rest of what your saying, no one can even understand. You could speak Frecnh or English and I think we still need a translator for you. Like how that one guy used to run around saying, and The Great Khali says, or hiow Michael Cole would say, And I quote! Yea we should find one of them to come and work for you, because one or antoher we are all sick of you talking so freaking much. I get it, you're the champ and you're looking for some sort of challenge or respect but no one is buying into your ego that's bigger than Kevin Steen's belly. I'm sorry it's so hard to show you the respect you deserve, because no doubt you earned it but you lose it twice as fast with your demanding and over the top rude stuck up the butt attitude.
Trish: You and I know, the pride of Canada and the Divas Championship will be on the line at Sadistic Conquest you bet your bottom dollar that I'm going to beat the living crap out of you. Rest assure, that you wont know what hit you. Just watch tonight, Tonight is a night I've been looking forward to for a long time. Over a year ago, I came to XWL as a big acquisition and my future was big. Vickie Guerrero put me through my own personal torment but I escaped and became the Champion as you well noted. Then out of some jealous roid rage Beth Phoenix attacked me and put me on the shelf. I was stripped of my title immediately and my career was all but over. So tonight... this has been the match I've been dying to have and now that I've finally gotten it. I will finally settle the score, and Maryse, once you see what I do to her you'll begin to have doubt. Such as... Can I really beat her? Am as I great as I think I am? Am... wait my fault, I actually made the mistake that you actually have deep thoughts of any kind. I mean come on blondie, you've been hair flicking you're way to ignorance for years now so it doesn't surprise me one bit. You know what, my match is up next. Watch and learn something, and hold this for me...
Trish slaps the living holy hell out of Maryse; The impact could be heard all around the arena, and Maryse got struck so hard that she dropped her title, and it fell to the outside. Maryse has her hand on her mouth, and she’s about to snap! Wait.. SHE DOES SNAP! She goes for a clothesline but Trish ducks only to slap her yet again! This one was just as hard, or even harder than the first. The slap got a very good reaction from the crowd, and Maryse us down on her behind. She actually ends up… spitting a tooth! That really does do it for her, and she’s bleeding from the mouth, and she can’t stand it. The feeling of ugliness. Trish mocks her by showing her teeth, and making a wrenching type of motion. Maryse goes to the outside, and she’s so out of it that she doesn’t even know her sense of direction. She’s going left and right, but finally she looks under the ring. After a couple of seconds she comes back up with nothing in hand. She ends up picking up her championship, using it as a mirror. She see’s the ugliness, and my god she begins to shiver. Her eyes are big and wide, about to pop out of her eye sockets. She then let’s out a VERY LOUD SCREAM! Vickie’s competition has arrived! She;s out of it, moving her head left and right, not believing that she’s..she’s ugly! She ends up quickly going up the entrance ramp using her title as a shield to cover her mouth. Trish is just laughing it up, and she goes to the top rope to taunt at the end. Her match is next so stay tuned….!...
Divas Match a Year in the Making!!!
Vs
Trish is in the ring waiting for her oponnent, and Beth comes out fierce and smirking away. The two go to lock up but immediately Trish tackles Beth in a mad rage and starts pounding away at her and slams her head into the mat multiple times until the ref forces her off. The break allows Beth to get up and as the two divas approach each other again, Beth knees Trish in the stomach and plants her with a scoop slam. Beth sits up Trish and starts driving her elbows into Trish and flings Trish by her hair tot he other side of the ring where the ref warns her of the hair pull. Beth approaches Trish but Trish stands and fires away with forearm shot to Beth's head. Beth then charges Trish into the corner and thrust her shoulder into Trish. Beth stands and looks Trish in the face and charges again but Trish hops over Beth and lands behind her with Beth crashing into the ring post. Trish turns towards Beth's back and signals for the Stratusfaction bulldog and she grabs Beth head and bounces off the second rope. Beth counters by holding onto Trish and bringing her back down to the floor, Beth quickly slips her head out and attempts the GlamSlam. Beth goes to faceplant Trish but Trish rolls thought it and ends up pinning Beth but Beth kicks out at 2. Beth gets up furiously and charges Trish and Trish evades it with the Matrix move. Beth turns around and walks right into the chick kick. Trish covers and picks up the win!!!
After a fourty minute match, with a lot of back and forth fighting. The finish came when Rob Van Dam hit the spider suplex from the top rope and called for the end, he dived off with an astonishing leap for the Five Star Frog Splash but Jerry Lynn got his knee's up! The fans are shocked as RVD crash lands onto his knee's damaging his ribs bigtime, Lynn goes to pick up RVD but RVD swiftly sweeps his legs and hits a corkscrew legdrop. He jumps back up to the top aaaaaand...
RVD nails the Five Star Frog Splash, he holds his ribs then covers Jerry for the 1, 2, 3.
Subject: XWL Breakdown: 4/10/2011 - 4/17/2011 
Sun Apr 10, 2011 5:00 pm
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