Jonguin
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 |  Subject: Slammy Awards: For Drunk Bastards  Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:13 pm | |
|  Ladies and Drunk Bastards, welcome to the XWL Slammy Awards: For Drunk Bastards! I'm your host, Penguin! Are six awards for tonight are:Chat Boxer of the Year: Funniest Member of the Year: Best Boobs: Most Awkward Sexual Moment: The Penguin (Lazy Fuck) of the Year: Best Facial Expression: Drunk of the Year: Let's get down to business, shall we? The first category tonight is Best Facial Expression! The winner is:
DUN DUN
BACKGROUND BATISTA! YYYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH
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Welcome back! Our next award is Best Boobs! And the award goes too...
DUN DUN
BRODUS CLAY! *Insert Weird Brodus Clay Noise*
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Welcome back once more! Here for most Awkward Sexual Moment of the Year.....
14 MAN SEX OFF AT VENGEANCE Oh god.... NUDGE
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Were are halfway there! Almost to the big one! Now, the Penguin of the Year Award
DUN DUN
Me! It's my award, bitch. I've slacked off on so many promos and fantasy leagues this year it makes Rene look like a fair player!
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Third to last award! Funniest member of the year award.........
DUN DUN
ADAM! I'm to drunk to say something, but we all know Adam is the funny of the funny.
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Up next is the one leading that is sort of like our Money in the Bank, Chat Boxer of the Year!
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ZANDER! Zander is simply amazing. He's had more drunk adventures on the chat than me this year.
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Up next is our big one! The Drunk of the Year! The award goes to...........
DUN DUN
Wait a minute... This can't be right... it's...
ZANDER!? Fuck this, I'm out of here.
Penguin drops his headset and kicks the cameraman in the face. The camera falls and breaks and the show goes off the air.
I did this like a week ago when I was drunk as shit. Figured I should post it anyway, my drunk work can never go unnoticed, I need my fucking title back next year. | |
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P.R Son
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| | Subject: Re: Slammy Awards: For Drunk Bastards Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:30 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Slammy Awards: For Drunk Bastards Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:21 pm | |
| WHAT I DIDN'T WIN LAZIEST MEMBER OF THE YEAR AWARD   IM OUT |
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Zander
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| | Subject: Re: Slammy Awards: For Drunk Bastards Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:39 am | |
| - Penguin, M.D. wrote:
- E/T wrote:
- Dat Vengeance orgy
 That was fucking hilarious I win chat boxer and drunk guy of the year? I can honestly say that those two are so much better than the XWL Slammy's I won, thank you Jon  | |
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