Ask The Heel

*The screen flashes the Ask The Heel logo where Dolph Ziggler is shown in his familiar setup for his segment.*



[Dolph Ziggler] Yeah yeah, Dolph Ziggler, the reigning World Champion is here yay he's so hot and all of that blah blah blah. Let's get started with these questions already, I'm a busy man.

Question 1: Would you ever form a tag team or stable?



[Dolph Ziggler] Would I ever start a tag team or stable huh? Well to sum it up, no. But for a longer answer, nooooooo. Why should I share my glory? I'm doing pretty damn well on my own and I don't need anyone else. I'm not like Dean Ambrose who is incapable of doing things on his own so he grabs a couple of goons to follow him around. I've tried it, don't get me wrong. Being with Vickie Guerrero before and then a couple of cheerleaders back in the day, uhm, it just wasn't really for me. Once I broke out on my own recently I've really gotten to showcase one man and one man only, Dolph Ziggler. And look where it's gotten me!

Question 2: How does it feel to be the face of XWL?



[Dolph Ziggler] I've always been the face, I mean, look at me. But seriously, it feels as good as it felt for Kofi Kingston to pay me a thousand dollars to wear this ridiculous T-Shirt of his to gain him some recognition. Finally getting to be on posters, getting my own T-Shirts and like I said not having to share the spotlight with anyone else is pretty great. I can safely say I deserve it the most out of any man, woman or Dwayne Johnson in the back. Feels like things are finally right in this company.

Question 3: How would you feel about having a secret admirer?



[Dolph Ziggler] Do.. do you know who you're talking to? I hate to be rude.. nah just kidding. I love to be rude, but come on! This is Dolph Ziggler you're talking about! I have plenty of secret admirers every day of the week, every country I visit, every state there's always some. But let's not forget all of those brave ladies who openly talk about how much they want to be with me but still keep trying no matter how much I turn them down! *Dolph coughs and then loudly mutters "Eve Torres, Brie Bella, AJ Lee" while coughing.* Simple fact is, I don't have to wonder about how it'd feel having secret admirers. Because I live that lifestyle and I love it, now if you'll excuse me I have World Heavyweight Championship things to attend to..

*Dolph nods his head and walks out of view.*