YouTube.com Exclusive: Too Weird for TV?

*As the YouTube.com video exclusive begins, we see Johnny Curtis who knows where with his twitter name on the bottom of the screen. He quickly begins to speak.*


[Johnny Curtis]
I understand that I have not been on Breakdown for quite some time now. I also understand that many of my adoring weirdos and XWL Universe members have been concerned of my whereabouts. Especially one my followers @SlenderADJP. I was not weird sick or anything like that, I actually of two simple explanations for my disappearance. As you all know I started my Weird Investigation back at Digital Decision to see who attacked Mick Foley back in June. My search took me away from the arena and the free catering for a little bit, but I quickly found a lead. I tried going back to the arena two weeks before Supremacy to inform Mick of my findings..... there was just one little problem. I was banned from the arena. Mick had a tight security match to ensure I couldn't get in. I tried all my usual methods of sneaking into the arena, but each turn was a dead end. What are my usual methods of sneaking into arenas? Well, what are you methods?


[Johnny Curtis]
I couldn't figure out why Mick wouldn't let me in. I thought of many possibilities, I thought I might give off an unpleasant odor. I ruled that off, because surely Mick is use to that. I thought it might be because of my lack of shirts. However, it's not a seven eleven, guys run around without shirts all the times. Pants too! I even thought it could be because of my web feet. That was quickly ruled out too, it makes me a great swimmer. I even thought of something that I would have never considered before. Am I too weird for TV? Then I figured that are too many people who aren't weird enough for TV; so in conclusion I couldn't figure out why Mick wouldn't let me in. Finally, I developed a plan. I am going to offer Mick something that he can't refuse. Oh, this is a bombshell. I know who attacked you in June. I finally found the evidence I need to back it up. All you have to do to found out is let me in next week on Breakdown.

*Curtis smirks before looking straight into the camera.*


[Johnny Curtis]
Things are about to get weird.