XWL Redemption: 1/15/2012 - 1/22/2012

=//=Should Chavo Fear the McGillicutter?=\\=

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*Redemption kicks off with a great looking pyro display and the camera zips up and about the arena showcasing the amazing XWL fans packed in the stands ready for what promises to be a great show. Once the pyro ends the camera gets a shot of the stage as the smoke settles. *



*The camera cuts backstage to where Michael McGillicutty is seen in the distance, sitting on a crate with his newly won X-treme Championship at his side and with his head against the wall, looking up at the ceiling with his eyes closed, seemingly lost in thought and possibly preparing mentally for the challenge ahead. The camera is seen moving closer and closer until it's a few feet from his face. An unknown man speaks up and greets Michael, as cautiously as he possibly can.*

???: Hey, Michael.

*Michael opens his eyes and sees a familiar face. The cameraman is none other than Mitch, who was always seen interviewing both Michael and Ted during their feud many weeks ago. Michael mutters something to himself that the camera can't pick up. Michael jumps off the crate, gets his Championship and puts it over his shoulder.*

Mitch the Camera Guy: If you don't mind, I'd like to get your thoughts on your match for the X-treme Championship against Sin Cara last week and the reasons for attacking an already fatigued Chavo Guerrero later that night.

*Michael looks at Mitch for a few seconds with a angered glare that makes Mitch want to run away but doesn't because he is almost frozen by fear, but before he can answer the question, he gets cut off by an unfamiliar voice. Michael turns his attention to the direction the voice came from and it is revealed to be the voice of the man that Michael brutally assaulted last week, Chavo Guerrero.*

{Chavo Guerrero}
Is there any point in asking him for his thoughts, Mitch? Because it’s clear, well clear to me at least, that he isn’t thinking for himself. Let me ask you something Mitch, do you think it’s a coincidence that Big Mike over here attacked me after Vickie threatened that she would make certain I woul regret walking out on her at Xtreme Xmas?

Mitch the Camera Guy: I… I don’t know Chavo.

{Chavo Guerrero}
And do you think it’s a coincidence that he happened to get a shot at the Xtreme Title the same night he attacked me? Couldn’t that have been Vickie’s way of getting him to do what she wanted?

Mitch the Camera Guy: Chavo, I’m just the camera guy, I don’t know what’s going on here.

{Chavo Guerrero}
Exactly! Nobody knows what’s going on here, Mitch, not even McGillicutty because he’s too busy being a sheep to realize just what it is he’s done. He’s too busy being blinded by the light reflecting off of his pretty little title belt to see the mistake he’s made. Most men don’t put their hands on Chavo Guerrero and get away with it, but Michael is a lucky man because I’m going to do something he may not be accustomed to and be the bigger man here. It’s obvious that he’s too stupid to get that he’s being used by Vickie and there’s no point in me getting my hands dirty with the drone when I can get to the Queen Bee myself.

Mitch the Camera Guy: So are you saying that you’re going to let what McGillicutty did to you slide? Just like that with no retaliation?

{Chavo Guerrero}
I’m saying that if McGillicutty knows what’s good for him he won’t make the same mistake twice because next time I won’t be so forgiving. I’m saying that he should run home so that his mother can hold him tight, kiss him on the forehead, and thank the heavens that her little baby Mike didn’t get hurt. Because next time I won’t have any problems with putting him in his place. But I’m sure there won’t be a next time, Mitch,

*Chavo looks directly at McGillicutty as he says this next bit:

{Chavo Guerrero}
because he knows better than to pull that again.

*Chavo walks away ending things there and Mitch confronts McGillicutty again hopefully to some word on how he feels about all of this.*

Mitch the Camera Guy: Michael, can you tell us what you thought about that little confrontation? Are things between you and Chavo really over?

*Instead of responding, Michael shoves Mitch to the side and charges right after Chavo and just bashes him on the back of the head with his title belt effectively flooring him. McGillicutty drops his title to the ground and beings circling Chavo like a vulture waiting for the hurting man to make it to his feet. Chavo is nearly back to a standing position but he’s doubled over leaving him setup perfectly for a McGillicutter which Michael hits dropping Chavo’s head right on the championship belt! *


*Chavo lays motionless on the ground but that doesn’t seem to be enough to satisfy McGillicutty as he raises to his feet. There’s a sinister smile slowly creeping onto his face, and one can only imagine the thoughts of mal intent that may be floating around in his head, and then one cannot help but fear a little for Chavo’s well being.*

*McGillicutty lifts Chavo to his feet and it has to be like lifting a deadweight because Chavo’s legs don’t seem to be working at all and it can be assume the blow to the head knocked him out cold. McGillicutty shows some impressive strength by getting Chavo to his feet and then keeping him there where he delivers a couple of tough headbutts before placing Chavo over his shoulder and then ferociously driving him back first into a wall! Chavo drops down into a sitting position and McGillicutty immediately continues the assault by driving his boot right into Chavo’s skull! Chavo fully slumps over onto the ground, and there’s a small crack in the wall where his head used to be.*

*Back on his feet once again, McGillicutty delivers some hard kicks right to the chest and gut of Chavo’s and he’s absolutely just relentless and he stomps away. McGillicutty suddenly stops and we think that it’s finally over, but when we realize that it’s a steel chair that he’s noticed lined up against the wall we figure out that the worst is yet to come. McGillicutty grabs the chair and goes to town beating Chavo with but then he does something weird. He opens up the chair and sits down with his feet on Chavo and finds himself lost in thought like he was at the beginning, but this time we know he has to be thinking about what to do next.*

*McGillicutty seems to have figured it out when he stands once again and forces Chavo back onto his feet. McGillicutty drives his knee into Chavo’s gut three times and then knocks him over with an incredibly stiff European uppercut that causes Chavo’s head to snap back violently and then he hits the ground head first with a disturbing sounding thud. But that’s not the end and once again McGillicutty brings the corpse of Chavo to his feet. This time he hooks his leg as if he were going for the Perfectplex and he looks back at the chair to get everything lined up, and before you know it he drops Chavo right on that chair with the Perfectplex!*

*The chair collapses under the force of the move and Chavo doesn’t even seem to react to it as he just lays there unmoving and barely breathing, and anyone with a heart would have to start worrying not just for his well-being but for his life at this point. What’s even scarier is that McGillicutty reaches for Chavo’s head as he prepares for the next attack, but thankfully and mercifully the cavalry in the form of security guards arrive and the put themselves between McGillicutty and Chavo. McGillicutty doesn’t try to get by them and instead that grin of his returns as he backs away, perhaps to signal a job well done. He motions for his title and one of the guards hands it to him, and McGillicutty stares at it for a second before tossing it over his shoulder and walking away.*

*The camera cuts to Joey Styles and Michael Cole sitting at the announce table as they try to figure out what they just witnessed.*

{Joey Styles}
What have we just witnessed?

{Michael Cole}
It’s clear that McGillicutty is trying to send a message, but using Chavo of all people? That just doesn’t make sense, he’s already champion what does he have to prove?

{Joey Styles}
A better question is: What sparked his violent crusade against Chavo in the first place? I don’t think these two have even crossed paths before last week.

{Michael Cole}
Maybe Chavo was right about Vickie using McGillicutty to get back at him?

{Joey Styles}
Who really knows for sure? There are definitely a lot more questions than answers at this point. Let’s hope the rest of the show is a little more straightforward than this.

*Screen fades to black as Redemption heads to its first commercial break of the night.*

**Redemption is ringside with Joey Styles and Michael Cole.**

Cole: Well Ladies and Gentlemen we have just heard an interesting interview with Dean Malenko with my collegue Joey Styles just a couple of minutes ago, and well it was....BORING. Joey, why the hell did they send you in there?Just because you knew him back in the day doesn't mean these XWL fans want some buddy buddy chat, they want top class interview with researched questions. H barely said a goddamn word and your meant to be a friend or something give me a break.

Joey Styles: Cole, Dean has never been much of a talker he does his talking in the ring and Cole if you went in there with your attitude you would lucky to be walking for the rest of the evening. I mean remember ehat Kevin Steen could of done to you a few weeks ago.

Cole: /Well all I can say is this, Hashtag BanSteenBan. Anyway up next.......

Joey Styles: Sorry Cole for interrupting but I have heard we have something happening backstage, we have heard that Breakdown star Davey Richards has arrived to Redemption and is on the war path backstage. For all you Redemption viewers who don't know what is going on I will tell you. Davey made a statement on Breakdown earlier tonight after his match that he was going to come to Redemption to get his answers from Rhino, who over the past couple of weeks has been attacking Davey with supposedly no reason.

Cole: Who? Davey Richards that guy? If I was him after what happened the last couple of weeks, I would be thankful Rhino is competing tonight and go home after my match not come here to get Gore'd again.

**We cut backstage as Davey Richards has just stepped through the door from the parking lot and is looking around his surroundings. Davey starts to storm looking in every room. As he checks the room he is shouting for Rhino. Davey stops a few officials backstage and ask them if they have seen Rhino they shake their heads. Davey starts to carry on his search when he enters one room and he sees Kevin Steen sitting down eating a big bag of potato chips.**

Davey Richards: Have you seen Rhino?

Kevin Steen: Davey Motherfucking Richards, how the devil are ya? Actually don't answer that because I couldn't give two shits about your well being, what I could give two shits about is why the hell would I know where Rhino is? Davey so how about you go ask somebody who gives a fuck and FUCK OFF!!!

Davey Richards: Your lucky that I have got something else to do here tonight or I'd kick your teeth down your throat bitch.

**Davey turns away to walk out as Steen starts to laugh and shakes his head. Davey leaves the room and starts looking for Rhino. He gets show far before being stopped by an interviewer. He lifts the mic up to talk to Davey who. just ignores him and walks on by. We cut to a commercial.**

Normal Match

Mcintyre vs X-pac


After both men have entered the ring. X-pac is getting down from the turnbuckle , when Mcintyre rushes him from behind , and connects with a forearm to the back. The bell sounds , and we're under way

Drew lifts X-Pac up , and hits him with a kick to the gut , before connecting with a snap suplex. The Scottsman Smiles , as he lifts X-Pac up again , but this time by the hair . Drew goes for yet another suplex , but this time Pac hooks his leg between Drews leg. Preventing him from getting X-Pac into the air. Suddenly X-Pac reverses it , and its Mcintyre sent flying over and down to the mat , from a hard Brainbuster. X-pac starts shakin his fist , and getting hyped , as if he feels like he's in control. He whips Drew into the turnbuckle , and follows up with a Enziguri to the side of the head. Dropping Mcintyre into a seated position. X-Pac sets up on the opposite end. We all know whats next. X-pac runs for the Bronco Buster , but Mcintyre slides out of the ring in time . Leaving X-pac with hiw own "Broken Dreams". "Broken Dreams" of one day having kids , as pac connects crotch first with the turnbuckle. Mcintyre turns to the crowd behind him , and almost lets out a laugh , but only manages an even MORE evil smile. Pac is in the ring in utter agony!! Drew rolls back into the ring , and goes to work on the injury , as he opens X-pacs legs , and gives a stiff kick right to the nether region. It seems that this one mistake has turned the tide in the match. Mcintyre lifts Pac up , and puts on the Abdominal Stretch. X-Pac is in alot of pain , as he winces each time Drew wrenches harder. X-Pac starts to gather strength , as his arms start to shake , and Mcintyre gets a look of disbelief come over his face. Just then X-Pac slips out , and sends Drew over with a Hip Toss. Mcintyre gets up quickly , but runs right into another hip toss , and the 3rd time he runs directly into a spinning wheel kick to the face. Pac whips him into the corner again , and begins to stomp away , as Drew slips further , and further down with each stomp. After 6 to 7 kicks. X-Pac sets up for the Bronco Buster again , and this time connects. X-Pac bounces up , and down laughing with his tongue out.



X-pac is now setting up for the X-Factor , Mcintyre struggles to his feet , and turns around just in time to avoid the kick to the gut that leads to the X-factor. After Pac misses the kick , Mcintyre is behind him , and turns him around. He then delivers his own kick to the abdomen , and hooks the arms for the future shock. It connects!!! Drew goes for the pin


1..........2.............Kickout!!


Somehow X-Pac gets the shoulder up , and Drew is stunned. Drew then starts to get angry. He lifts Pac up for yet another Future Shock DDT , but X-pac rams his head into Mcintyres abdomen...1 , 2 , 3 headbutts to the stomach , and Drew finally lets go , Mcintyre is bent over for a split second , and X-Pac hits the X-Factor. He now goes for the pin.


1........2........Kickout!!


Drew gets the shoulder up at 2 & 3 quarters. X-Pac heads to the top rope. He flies off for an Elbow drop. that connects right to the chest of the Scottsman. another pin attempt.


1......2.....KICKOUT!!


Yet again Drew gets the shoulder up. X-Pac looks , as if he's trying to figure out what will put Mcintyre away. He sets up for another X-Factor , Mcintyre sidesteps , and both men rush eachother. X-Pac leaps up for a Hurricanrana , but Drew counters it into a vicious Powerbomb. Mcintyre calling for the future shock one more time. X-Pac knows it coming , and he rolls out of the ring. Drew grabs his hair , and pulls in frustration. The fans start to boo , and Drew turns his attention to them , and starts pointing and going back & forth with the crowd. X-Pac sees this as his chance. He slowly creeps under the ring. As the ref his a count of 6. Drew then turns around , and he sees no X-Pac. Just then X-pac emerges from under the ring , and comes in behind Drew . Pac turns him around , and connects with the X-factor. X-Pac hooks the leg...



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{Ring Announcer}
here is your winner......X-Pacccc!

A video was posted on The Miz’ twitter account (@MikeTheMiz). The video starts off with a recap of Ted DiBiase vs. The Miz; it shows The Miz taking a hard landing on the Dream Street, thus injuring his back. It shows Miz in the hospital bed days after his injury, the video fades to black and “January 19th, 2012. R-Truth’s birthday.” Appears on the screen, The Miz is shown getting onto a plane. He has a walking stick for his back and he talks while at the airport.

[The Miz] Well, despite my injury. It’s R-Truth’s birthday, and I know he’s been down recently due to my injury so I thought I’d fly to North Carolina to visit him in his house to wish him a Happy Birthday. As you can see I’m not the horrible person that the XWL fanbase makes me out to be, even though I’m injured I’m still going to my friends house on his birthday because I’m a good person! Unlike most people in XWL, I’m not selfish at all. I’m going to broadcast this all for my MizFits on Twitter!

The video fades out to black again and “Charlotte, North Carolina. R-Truth’s house.” appears on the screen. The Miz slowly but surely gets out of his car, he takes his walking stick and slowly walks up to the door. He reaches the door and male and female voices are heard arguing, Miz looks a little confused but still rings the doorbell. The shouting stops for a few seconds; Miz continues to wait but rings the doorbell again. After about a minute you can see the curtain moving in the front window, R-Truth is hiding behind the curtain trying to see who is there but once he notices who is there he swings the curtain open and you can vaguely hear him say “MIZ!” Miz smirks and steps back a bit, Truth opens the door and walks right up to Miz and hugs him with a tight grip. Miz shouts in immense pain.

[The Miz] TRUTH!! MY BACK!!!

The video cuts off and the words “One hour later.” Appears. Miz is shown lying on a couch in Truth’s house with ice on his back.

[Truth] Miz?......

[The Miz] WHAT?!

[Truth] Don't what me!

[The Miz] That's not what I was doing.....You know what? Never mind, what was it you wanted to say?

[Truth] I just wanted to ask you if you were still mad at me for hurting your back?

[The Miz] .......Don't worry about it man, I'm not mad, it just hurt.....really hurt.....Anyway, this is your big day, your birthday! If you could have just one present for today what would it be? Any one wish?

[Truth] I wish for three more wishes!

[The Miz] .........Truth......Do you......Do you think I'm a genie?

[Truth] Don't talk crazy Miz, there's no such thing as genies!..............I think you're my guardian angel!

[The Miz] But angels don't exist either?

There is a long awkward silence in the room before it is broken with Truth beginning to sob, Miz looks on with a plain face, actually seeing a grown man crying over angels not being real was preposterous to him, just as Truth begins to cry fully, Truths big sister comes into the room and see's what's going on, she hugs and consoles him while saying...

[Sha-tay-tay Truth] What the hell is going on in here? Why are you crying Ronnie? Did you guess the wrong answer on who wants to be a millionaire again?

[Truth] No.......The Miz told me that.....that angels weren't real!

[The Miz] You people are kidding me right?

[Sha-tay-tay Truth] What do you mean... you people?! How dare you! Now why on earth would you go and say something so silly! Come on Ronnie lets get you cleaned up and then you can open your presents

[Truth] Can I wear my top hat?

[Sha-tay-tay Truth] Of course sweetie, now lets go. You boy, with the goofy haircut, you sit there until we come back, do not touch anything!

Truth and his sister head upstairs to change but meanwhile, The Miz is left downstairs on his own, now Miz has never been one for following orders, especially not from strangers, he slowly gets up and begins to take a look around the house.. He picks up his walking stick and moves towards the fire place, he looks at certain photos that are in frames on the fire place. He picks up the first one.



He smirks, until he notices the second picture.



He picks up the framed picture of Truth, Mickey and Minnie Mouse. He looks confused at it, he goes to put it back where it was but he accidentaly knocks over a photo, breaking the frame in progress. He picks up the broken photo and it is a photo of Truth from his reign as US Champion.



He can hear Truth and Sha-tay-tay walking down the stairs, he panics and throws the photo behind the couch. He hurries over and sits back down, in walks Sha-tay-tay and Truth, Truth wearing a top hat and new clothes.

[Truth] Damn, I need to start wearin' a top hat to the ring! I'm as slick as Ric Flair right now!

Miz nods towards Truth and then puts his hands on his head, he doesn't know what to do until the doorbell rings.

[The Miz] How could I have forgotten?! Your present! I'm having it delivered, go open the door, Happy Birthday Man!

Truth makes his way to the door as excited as ever, Sha-tay-tay follows him as Miz limps out with his walking stick. Truth opens the door as a delivery man is standing at the door with a sheep...

[Truth & Miz] Oh..............My...............God......................

[Delivery man] Which one of you gentlemen is Mike Mizanin?

[The Miz] .............That'd..........That'd be me.....

[Delivery man] Can you sign here please sir?

[The Miz] Yeah sure, but first, can I speak to you over there in private please?

The man hands Truth the sheep who takes it willingly and holds it under his arm while looking on quizzically at The Miz and the delivery man who are talking roughly 10 feet away....

[Delivery man] What seems to be the problem sir?

[The Miz] Don't you sir me! What is the problem? Are you mentally deficient!? I ordered a Labrador! That my friend is a sheep, not a damn dog!

[Delivery man] Sir.....Sir....Calm down and we'll get it under contr....

[The Miz] DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN! I AM CALM!

[Delivery man] Well.....Sir.....There's nothing we can do about it, if you just sign here then I'll be on my way......

[Truth] MIZ! YO MIZ!

[The Miz] WAIT A MINUTE TRUTH! I'M TRYING TO TAKE CARE OF IT!

[Delivery man] Sir I can assure you that I'm not allowed to leave here with that sheep, my boss would kill me....

[Truth] MIZ! IT'S ABOUT THE SHEEP!

[The Miz] I KNOW! I'M TRYING TO GET RID OF IT!

[Truth] GET RID OF IT? I LOVE HIM! IMMA CALL HIM TURNIP!

Miz looks at the Delivery man who just smirks, Miz tells him it's been the longest day of his life before signing his name on the dotted line. The camera blacks out and up come the words, "Dinner Time" We now see a dinning room that has Truth, Miz, Grandma Truth, Sha-tay-tay, Uncle Ronald and Turnip the sheep all sitting around a big glass table. Truth walks out of the room for a second and comes back with a pink party hat, he places it on Miz' head as he sighs. Suddenly Uncle Ronald does an earth shattering fart, nobody apart from The Miz seems to notice.

[The Miz] What in gods name was that?

[Truth] What do you mean?

[The Miz] Err, nothing. So.. Truth, you and I really need to talk about XWL. Now that I'm hurt, you're pretty much on your own. We know there's a lot of sly people who aren't-

[Grandma Truth] Oh hush, Mitch! It's Ronnie's birthday for crying out loud, we need to celebrate! Our big boy is turning 40! Mitch, come on into the kitchen with me for a second.

Miz gets his walking stick and he limps into the kitchen with Grandma Truth.

[Grandma Truth] Now boy, when we go back in I want you to carry in this birthday cake for Ronnie. I'll dim the lights and we can all sing happy birthday to him!



[The Miz] Erm, I don't think I should really do that. You see I have a bad back injury from wrestling and I need to take it easy, I really do. Maybe you could carry the cake since you're his grandmother, you know?

Grandma Truth laughs and snatches Miz' walking stick out of his hand, she gets him to hold the cake and lights the candles. They both walk into the room, Truth eagerly sits at the table. Grandma Truth starts to sing happy birthday to him, Turnip and Uncle Ronald sit silently but Sha-tay-tay, Grandma Truth and The Miz all sing happy birthday to Truth...

[The Miz]
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear R-Truuuuth
Happy Birthday to youuuuuu

[Grandma Truth] What the hell are you doing Mitch? That's not the Happy Birthday song! THIS, is the Happy Birthday song!

[Grandma Truth] and [Sha-tay-tay Truth]
Happy Birthday dear Ron
40 Years have now gone
So get up off your ass!
And finish your origami class!

[The Miz] .................Hip hip................

[Grandma Truth] and [Sha-tay-tay Truth] Hooray!

[The Miz] .................Hip hip................

[Grandma Truth] and [Sha-tay-tay Truth] Hooray!

[The Miz] .................Hip hip................

Uncle Ronald lets go another killer fart which no one else seems to notice but it somehow rounded off the song, almost as if it was supposed to.....Everyone cheers and starts doing the robot dance which seems to be a family tradition by the looks of things.

[Truth] MIZ! THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER! I GOT A CAKE SHAPED LIKE A RING, A SHEEP AND MY VERY OWN RUBIX CUBE, HOW LUCKY CAN A GUY BE?

[The Miz] Yeah that's great buddy.......

[Truth] Now Miz, I don't wanna get all sappy and start leaking worse than Sha-tay-tay when she sleeps, but I just want you to know, that you are my best friend. Now I mean that, and I don't just mean right now, I mean of all time! That's why, I wanna show you something that only Me, Grandma Truth and Ronald Regan have ever seen.....My Bedroom..........

Miz looks hesitant at first but after he takes a glance back at the roboting family he kindly nods and tells Truth to lead the way up the stairs. They make the way up to Truth's bedroom.

[Truth] Now this is where the magic happens y'all...

Truth opens the door, Miz looks gobsmacked to see wrestling memorabilla surrounding the room. Posters, magazines, action figures, DVD's and games are everywhere. Truth walks in and turns on his Xbox 360.

[Truth] Come on man, what do you wanna play? We got Left 4 Dead 7: Bill is back!, GTA 6: Featuring The Briscoes, XWL '12, Dead Rising 4: With more zombies!

[The Miz] I'm not really the gamer kind of person.. But how did you get so much wrestling memorabilla in your room? This is insane!

[Truth] Have you ever heard of a.. five finger discount?

[The Miz] Really?

[Truth] The XWL Storage warehouse never knew what hit them!!

[The Miz] REALLY?! You stole all of this?!

[Truth] Oh damn! I didn't think you'd fall for that, I bought all of this stuff. When I'm not wrestling I like to spend my time on eBay and being a smart buyer. I'm very interested in different aspects of wrestling and having all of this stuff makes me feel closer to wrestling!

[The Miz] .......Wow......I never knew you where so intellige....

[Truth] I GOT IT, LET'S PLAY MARIO GALAXY 3: LUIGI DIES DUE TO SPACE DISEASES!

The camera shows The Miz's facepalm before it cuts out and the words, "Home Time" appear on the screen in block letters. Miz is standing at the front door with the entire Truth family, giving them each a hug, although he squeezed Uncle Ronald a bit too hard and now he needs a colon transplant........

[The Miz] Well, thank you for having me, I had....fun.

[Truth] It's all our pleasure Miz, you're welcome here anytime, my house, is your house!

[Grandma Truth] Who's house?

[Truth] .........Runs house?

The Miz's cab for the airport pulls up outside the house, rushing the farewell...

[The Miz] That's my cue to leave, I'll see you soon Truth.

[Truth] Hold up, hold up, did you actually think I'd let you leave empty handed? Wait just a minute to I get you your present, it's just here behind the couch....

[The Miz] Umm, no! No! Don't be silly, it's your birthday, It's fine honestly, you can give it to me at my birthday!

[Truth] WHAT THE HELL?! Who smashed up my all time favorite photograph from my United States title run? Miz, we gotta solve this conspiracy!

Truth walks back to the front door but the Miz is no where to be found and his cab is away, Truth looks noticeably sad, now he'll never know who smashed his picture, he sits down on the front porch as the rest of the family head inside, Truth is staring down at the remains of his photo when all of a sudden Turnip approaches him and snuggles his head under Truths arm....

[Truth] You know what Turnip? I think this is gonna be the start of a beautiful friendship.....

[Turnip] Baa?

[Truth] You know what, you're right! I'll just replace the photograph

[Turnip] Baa!

[Truth] What do you mean how will I do that? It's easy, I just gotta win the United States Championship again!

[Turnip] Baa....

[Truth] You get it now don't you, you know what, let me show you my bedroom...

[Turnip] BAAAA?

[Truth] Of course that's not what we're gonna do! I'm a christian! I'm waiting until I'm married......so thanks.....but no thanks...

[Turnip] Baa?

[Truth] Isn't it obvious? We're gonna watch Burn Notice!

[Turnip] Baa!

[Truth] WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HATE BURN NOTICE!

Truth is now seen carrying the sheep over to the grass and placing him down before running into the house crying and slamming the door shut screaming for his Grandma.....

[Turnip] Baaaaa...........................

*We return from a commercial break to the sound of a familiar theme.*



*Daniel Bryan is shown in the ring with a mic in hand and with a huge smile on his face. The fans in attendance are chanting his name over and over again and clapping in between. The chants are insanely loud which is amplified even further after Bryan's music dies down. Eventually, he begins to speak.*



[Daniel Bryan] Wow! What a reaction. What a welcome. Thank you. Thank you so much. This is why I love this business. It's because of moments like this... Thousands of people who don't know me personally, chanting my name over and over again... People of different cultures and races cheering for me and acknowledging all the sacrifices and hardships I have endured inside this ring. Thank you. And to think, I'd turned my back on you guys and was blinded by selfishness for months. Man, what was I thinking? I must be crazy. I've missed all of this.

[Michael Cole] Not this again. Please someone kill me now or at least get me some earplugs for whenever Daniel Bryan has a mic.



[Daniel Bryan] But enough of the sappy stuff, I'm out here tonight to say a few words before I back up everything I said last week. It's time for me to start kicking heads in and making people tap out again just like I used to! I've had an entire week to prepare for my match tonight, and I can't think of a better way to show my new-found fire and determination than by defeating a former United States Champion in Kevin Steen can you? I mean, the guy is what... 300 pounds? He's huge, strong... and is the definition a jackass. He pretty much deserves to have his head kicked in for all of his actions and bad language, and I'll be more than happy to do so. So tonight Steen, I hope you're prepared. I hope you've eaten more KFC and pizza than that huge stomach of yours can handle, because once I'm through with you, you'll be eating nothing but soup for weeks! And let's be honest, I'll actually be doing you a favour. I've heard a diet of soup and water does wonders for losing weight...

*A few laughs can be heard from the live crowd.*

[Michael Cole] How is that even funny? I hope Kevin Steen kills him tonight! He deserves it! Stupid nerd!

[Joey Styles] Lighten up, it's a joke...



[Daniel Bryan] Another reason why I'm out here... well, probably the main reason actually... is that I happened to watch Redemption back last week. I still don't own a TV but I was hanging out at Zack Ryder's house so we watched it there. I saw Brock Lesnar's return in HD which was pretty awesome... I'm a huge fan of his. Then directly after that there was Mason Ryan spouting his usual delusional stuff about being better than everybody else and going on and on about his undefeated streak. As I was eating my oatmeal, he mentioned my name and I choked.



[Daniel Bryan] This huge jacked up piece of crap was calling me out? He was disrespecting me? I seriously could not believe it. Yet there he was, questioning my intentions last week, saying I'm a liar and how I'm a disgrace to this company? Really? Then he had the balls to call himself the greatest in the world... well maybe balls isn't the right word as I'm pretty sure his are non-existent after the amount of "juice" he's pumped into his veins to look like the white version of The Incredible Hulk... but you know what I mean.

[Michael Cole]] I don't. What does he mean "juice"? Mason Ryan is one hell of an athlete and a physical specimen!

[Joey Styles] Be quiet and listen...



[Daniel Bryan] Now Mason, I don't know if your brain cells have been affected by that "juice" too, but I'm definitely not a disgrace to this company and I'm definitely not a liar okay? These people mean absolutely everything to me. Without them, I wouldn't be here and without them you wouldn't be here. They are the ones who pay the money that puts food on our tables and roofs over our heads. It's about time you realized that instead of having your head stuck so far up your ass, your breath smells of shit!

*Bryan is visibly fired up at this point and wears an intense expression on his face.*



[Daniel Bryan] So you want to doubt me? You want to question me? How about I make you tap out and show you exactly what kind of a man and a competitor I am? What if you and I go one-on-one at Over The Limit Mason? Huh? What do you say to that? Why don't you back up your words and put your undefeated streak on the line against someone who is actually capable of beating you? I didn't even know half the guys you beat were even on the roster! You're the one who's a disgrace Mason. You're nowhere near the greatest in the world at anything - unless they actually have an asshole leaderboard somewhere - but I don't think they do!



[Daniel Bryan] So think about it Mason. Think about it while you're watching me dismantle Kevin Steen tonight. And if you don't want a match with me, that's fine. But I expect you to explain your pathetic reasons in front of the world live in this very ring so every last one of them can see what a coward you are!



[Daniel Bryan] I'll be waiting for your answer and I want it no later than next week...



*Bryan's music begins to play once again as the segment comes to a close. The chants resume as Bryan begins to make his exit up the ramp.*

[Michael Cole] Personally, I hope Mason Ryan accepts the challenge so he can destroy and humiliate Daniel Bryan once and for all.

[Joey Styles] Bryan has definitely changed as of late and has a different attitude about him. He's more focused and determined than ever before and these fans love it. I wouldn't be so sure Mason Ryan's undefeated streak will remain intact if the two collide, but I guess the challenge has been laid down and the ball is in Mason's court now...

*The screen fades to black to a further commercial break...*