XWL The Monster Bash: 10/23/2011 - 10/30/2011

Live From - Las Vegas, Nevada

Deadline - 5:00 PM EST


Arena For Matches - The Bash






Normal Match


Austin Aries Vs AJ Styles

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Normal Divas Match


Madison Rayne Vs Michelle McCool

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Normal Match


Jack Swagger Vs John Morrison

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Falls Count Anywhere Match


Davey Richards Vs Bryan Danielson

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Normal Match

Intercontinental Championship





Kurt Angle Vs Wade Barrett(C)

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Normal Divas Match

Loser Leaves Breakdown


Velvet Sky Vs Angelina Love

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Normal Match


The Brian Kendrick Vs The Hurricane

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Normal Match


Steve Austin Vs R-Truth

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Normal Match


Kane Vs Rob Van Dam

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Normal Divas Match


Maryse Vs Eve Torres

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Falls Count Anywhere Match


Evan Bourne Vs Tyson Kidd

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No Disqualification Match


Shawn Michaels Vs Triple H

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Normal Match

United States Championship




Mr. Anderson Vs Kevin Steen (C)

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Normal Match


Randy Orton Vs Christian

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Triple Threat Divas Match

Divas Championship




Natalya Neidhart Vs Kaitlyn Vs AJ Lee (C)

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Last Man Standing Match


John Cena Vs Cody Rhodes

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Extreme Rules Match

X-treme Championship Match




Mr. Fn Vs Edge (C)

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Triple Threat Match




Justin Gabriel Vs Ted DiBiase Vs Chris Jericho

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Hell In A Cell Divas Match

Miss Money In The Bank Contract On The Line

Loser Leaves Breakdown

Special Referee: Mick Foley




Mickie James Vs Layla El

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Normal Match

World Heavyweight Championship




The Rock Vs CM Punk (C)

Following returning from a quick advertisement hyping up November To Remember, we hear Alberto Del Rio's theme blast from the P.A.



As his theme plays, and the fans mildly boo in the background, the cameras switch to inside the ring, where Alberto Del Rio's personal ring announcer, Ricardo Rodriguez is standing.



Ricardo Rodriguez: Señoras y señores,
En una ciudad como Las Vegas, Nevada
Llena de gorditos, feos e hipócritas
Finalmente, ha llegado!
Un hombre de la clase, el señorío ... Un hombre de la belleza como youve nunca visto antes.
Él es la esencia de la excelencia y el orgullo de México!
Es Albertoooo del RrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiooooooOOoOO !!!!!


We then see Del Rio driving out from the darkness at the lower portion of the stage annoyingly honking his horn for those near him.



The car slowly drives forward with the horn still continuously going off his with other hand outside his window making his usual motions at the crowd. He comes to a complete stop that next second, then his door swings open, and out steps Alberto Del Rio with his arms spread wide and showing off to the fans.



Michael Cole: There he is ladies and gentlemen, Alberto Del Rio!

JR: I wonder what he's doing out here, he's not scheduled to compete here tonight.

King: Perhaps he's out here to rant about Vickie Guerrero like he has the past two weeks.

Michael Cole: And with good reason! I'm starting to see the mistreatment he was talking about, not only did she threaten me earlier, she's screwed The Miz out of his rightful title match tonight and shows no remorse for doing so!

JR: Anyways, that's quite a nice car Alberto has right there.

Michael Cole: It should be, JR, that car is worth more than twice your total profit from your barbecue sauce. It's a 2012 Audi R8, it's the beautiful shade of Mugello blue, and has a 598 horsepower.

King: You really did your homework huh?

Michael Cole: That's my job King, you should try it sometime.


Back to Alberto we see him making his expected mannerism at the crowd, while they continue to boo him.



He then steps up onto the ramp, walks forward a few steps shaking his arms as pyrotechnics rain down behind him.




King: Regardless of why he's out here, I think I speak for us all when I say this should certainly be interesting.

JR: Indeed it shall King.

Michael Cole: That's a no brainer though, everything involving that man is a must see moment and trust me ladies and gentlemen, you do not want to miss whatever this great man has come out here to say.

As we switch back to Alberto Del Rio, we see him at the bottom of the ramp, and then turns the corner fixing his scarf before proceeding up the steel steps.



Del Rio then walks up the steps, places his hand on the ring post, looks out into the crowd while Ricardo takes a seat on the second rope and raises the top one for when Alberto enters. He walks forward a few places, then spots a "Del Rio for president sign, to which he chuckles at for a moment and then points to it before stepping into the ring.



As he enters the ring he throws his arms out wide again smiling largely despite the boo'ing in the background.



Alberto then grabs the microphone that Ricardo had and raises it up


Alberto Del Rio: Let me assure you, that this is no trick, only a treat...Because on this Halloween night, you get to see the one, and the only...



He raises his left arm up with his fist tightly balled up, and opens his mouth wide.

Alberto Del Rio: Albertoooo Del Rrrrrrrio!!!

As he finishes loudly announcing himself, Alberto lowers his arm, proud of himself and obviously impressed by his clever opening line.

Alberto Del Rio: Now I know my presence out here tonight must bring about a lot of questions. Why would a man that has no match tonight, even fly out to this disgusting city, in this pathetic state. And the answer to that is quite simple, you see I am a giver, and when you're as wealthy, classy, and all around as amazing as I am, well you perform charitable acts of kindness. Which is exactly what I'm doing here, because the very moment the bottom of my Berluti shoes touched the ground after my flight out here, Las Vegas instantly became as classy as it's ever been! But I'm no hacedor de milagros, so sadly as soon as I leave this place, Las Vegas will go back to being the worst city in the world!

A loud uproar from the Las Vegas fans follow with a huge "You suck!" chant starting up and directed at Alberto obviously from this insulted audience.



Alberto Del Rio: Why so hostile, would you people prefer if I came out here and lied straight to your faces like so many do every night? That just isn't in my character, I pride myself in honesty, and honestly, this town, es una mierda!

JR: Well I don't know what he just said, but if I were a betting man, I'd be willing to bet it wasn't something these fans would take to kindly to.

King: I'm with ya there, just his tone gives that away.

Michael Cole: You guys are crazy, Alberto Del Rio is a wonder individual and unless you've got proof right now that he said one bad thing just now, you need to stop slandering this great man.

JR: Cole, he just said this is the worst city in the world not even five minutes ago.

Michael Cole: How's that a bad thing? It's the truth, I can't take five steps outside without running into a medical clinic's worst nightmare, or some bum that gambled away the shirt on his back!




Alberto Del Rio: Tonight, I should be competing, I should be able to continue to leave my mark on this business by forcing another individuo débil to tap out and beg for mercy! But instead, superstars like Tyson Kidd and Evan Bourne get to bore us with another snooze-fest tonight. I'm not one to complain, but does anybody actually want to see that match?! Es sólo una parodia! Indy marks get their fill of another lousy Davey Richards and Daniel Bryan encounter tonight...Oh, pardon me, I mean Bryan Danielson. You must forgive me, he's changed his name so many times in the past five months that it's hard to keep track of the latest one. Then we've got Shawn Michaels and Triple H in a heated rivalry after D-Generation X broke up for the umpteenth time. News flash amigos, nobody cares about your silly hatred for one another, because we know in a couple of months you'll be back together pitching the latest D-Generation X merchandise. Now boo me if you wish, but I'm simply stating, what you're all thinking.

King: I must be in the minority, because that's not what I'm thinking at all.

Michael Cole: Oh come on, you can't tell me you wouldn't rather see Alberto Del Rio rip apart someone's arm here tonight?

JR: Don't say it, King...

Michael Cole: Whatever, these fans are showing no respect for this amazing person. He's speaking the truth and that's something they're not used to. They're lied to by so many people that their opinions are so screwed up that they can't see it.


Alberto Del Rio: I'm so very tried of seeing undeserving faces on television, they bore me, they bore you, but due to being fed the same thing over and over, you've developed a sick taste for it. Which is why I just cannot let this go unmentioned. AJ Styles? Austin Aries? All of these people cannot hold a candle to Alberto Del Rio. I should be in action tonight, I should be in one of the championship matches tonight, hell, I should be in the main-event tonight! No one cares about CM Punk or The Rock, it may have appealed to a certain demographic a few months ago, but it's lost it's sizzle, and it's lost it's flavor. What the people want, is Alberto Del Rio. What the people need, is Alberto Del Rio. But because of the most vilest woman ever to roam the earth with her wretched hooves, I'm treated as an after thought. But don't take my word for it, I know I'm handsome, rich, talented, and powerful! But you, if you didn't already know that, you'll know after watching this!



As the fans mildly boo in the background, he puts on a confident smirk and motions to the titantron where a video package for Alberto Del Rio begins to play.



The video concludes, and the fans are boo'ing non-stop, while Alberto simply shrugs with his arms out and a sly smile on his face.



Alberto Del Rio: Now that, that was a thing beauty! Eso fue una cosa de la clase, y un verdadero testimonio de lo increíble que soy!



Alberto Del Rio: But because of one person's lack of intelligence, you're all being punished! But more importantly, I'm being punished! Because of Vickie Guerrero's ridículamente mal decisions, I'm left off tonight's card, while she sits in catering stuffing her fat face with everything within a ten mile radius. She knows I'm the next big star in this company, and she can't take it, that I'm going to be the greatest mexicano star to ever grace a wrestling ring! It's not confidence, it's just the damn truth! Estoy tan grande, y nadie me puede tocar!! You see, no matter what that fat cow did...I'm still going make México proud, and give them the superstar, that they never had!

The fans begin to boo this overconfident man's words even louder than before, while a smirk forms on his face



Alberto Del Rio: Come now, you can't honestly boo me for speaking the god's honest truth! What man compares to me? What wrestler has ever had even an ounce of the talent that I possess in my pinky!

A huge "619!" chant breaks out, to which he lightly chuckles at.


Alberto Del Rio: You cannot be serious?! That little Chihuahua does not hold a candle to me! And the fact that you people actually think so, sickens me! Just like Sin Cara, he's all flash, and no substance. I destroyed that little luchador on Breakdown this past week, and I'd do the same to Rey Mysterio any day!

The rather large "619!" chant continues

Alberto Del Rio: Go on...Keep chanting his name, because he's not coming out here! He's done nothing in XWL, and that's never going to change! While I will go on to become the greatest superstar in XWL history! Because it is my destiny....



JR: Oh boy folks, business is about to pick up! Alberto ran his mouth for the last ten minutes, and it could come back to bite him right here.

King: We haven't heard from Rey in months, Alberto's words really must have riled him up.

Michael Cole: Like it matters, Rey Mysterio is a failure here in XWL, he's done nothing! I can't wait for Alberto to lock him in his amazing cross arm breaker, and make him cry in agony. He'll finally get something operated on other than his glass knee!

As Rey's theme blasts throughout the P.A, Alberto stares in absolute shock at the stage with the fans going crazy!



He continues to throw a fit in the ring while Rey's theme blasts throughout the arena, the fans remain on their feet cheering wildy until his theme suddenly stops...And the cameras cut back to the ring where Alberto Del Rio is laughing.



JR: It was all a joke?

Michael Cole: Yeah, and he got you all good!

King: Sounded like you believed he was really coming out here too..

Michael Cole: Please, I knew all along!


Alberto Del Rio: That was just too easy! ¡Qué estúpido puede ser la gente? It was my destiny to fool all of you, and I fulfilled it with ease! Now as I was saying, no one compares to me, whether American, Mexican, South African, or African American, I'm simply too much for XWL to handle. Which is why Vickie found it necessary to bury me in every way possible! Sin embargo, esa perra no me rompa, como si se rompe la escala de todos los días! I'm still here, I'm still the essence of excellence, and Vickie Guerrero, will regret the very day she thought to mistreat me. How she sees it as acceptable, is beyond my understanding, but I promise you.. That disgusting excuse of a woman....


But before he can finish his sentence...










As Eddie Guerrero's theme sound the entire arena in Las Vegas explodes! Every single person in the audience jumps to their feet screaming in a mix of excitement and pure shock, no doubt this is the biggest reaction ever heard from an XWL crowd.



Alberto's face says it all, he's almost frozen in shock, fear, and you can almost see the "This can't be real" thought process going through his head by just looking into his eyes.


JR: ...BAH GAWD!! Its....I can't believe it, folks...Eddie Guerrerio's in XWL?!

Michael Cole: This has to be another joke...Del Rio's joking with us again, right?

King: Oh I don't think he's that lucky, Cole! He's verbally torn apart Eddie's wife for the past few weeks, and I think her husband has finally heard enough!


*Eddie Guerrero's theme continues to play as Del Rio and the fans look on in shock*


*Eddie Guerrero then walks out from the curtain to a huge cheer from the audience*


JR: He's actually here! EDDIE GUERRERO HAS ARRIVED IN XWL!

King: I Can't Believe it! Eddie Guerrero has come to XWL.. and He looks like he mean's business!



*Eddie slaps hands with fans in the front row and then makes his way into the ring and grabs a microphone. Eddie stares at Del Rio the entire time*


*Huge "Eddie! Eddie! Eddie!" chants surround the arena, they continue to get louder as Eddie begins to speak*




Eddie Guerrero:
Albertooo Dell Rioo!.... That is your name right? I'm kidding, esse. Of course, I know your name,man. Everybody in this arena knows your name.. They know your name because they are sick and tired of you, holmes. Every week you come out here, you whine and complain about something. You are now, choosing to blame my Wife, just because you can't deliver in this ring? That isn't what the Mexican tradition is about, holmes. We continue to fight, and we get better ourself. You're a disgrace to the Mexican heritage, You seem to have forgotten everything it's about, It's not about this.. it's about culo patadas, esse. You blame my wife for you not being in the main event tonight? You gotta earn it, esse. I worked my ass off for 17 years before I made it to the top of this business. You can't just walk in here and expect to be given all that stuff, holmes. I've watched you for the past few month, and you've yet to show that you earn a top spot in this company, esse.


Alberto stares at him with a look of shear annoyance before raising his microphone up.



Alberto Del Rio: You have some nerve! Calling me a disgrace to the Mexican heritage?! I'm the reason Mexico has a reason to be proud of again. Because of me, they no longer have to watch as the Guerrero's tarnish everything they touch. They now have a man of class, talent, and overall a physique of a god! You may have worked your ass off for all of those years, but what is there to show from it? Are you currently headlining any shows? Are you currently even relevant in the least?! Just like a sad and typical Mexican, you're leeching off of a family member's career. So don't you come out here, interrupt me, and call me a disgrace! Ya que incluso su esposa es más de una superestrella de lo que nunca puede ser!



Eddie Guerrero:
That is where you are wrong, Holmes. Everything I had, I got myself. I didn't leach of anybody, esse. You're right, I'm no longer headlining shows.... I retired paving the way for people like you, but clearly I made a mistake. People like you are everything wrong with this business, holmes. Somebody needs to teach you a lesson. and since nobody else seems to want to... I guess, That It's going to have to be me. I may have been retired for the past few year, but I know that I can still kick your ass all around Las Vegas, Holmes!



Alberto Del Rio: People like me? No my amigo, it's people like you! "Legends" such as yourself are what's wrong with today's product. Legends that just cannot accept their destiny, in knowing that they are yesterday's garbage, just like yourself! While superstars like myself, are the present, and future of this industry! So save your pathetic little comeback for some imbécil, because you're dealing with someone who is way out of your league! Besides, If you haven't been able to put that disgusting wife of yours in her place all of these years, what makes you think you can put me in mine?



Eddie Guerrero:
You think you are out of my league, holmes? You have proved nothing here in XWL. I have been one of the top superstars in the biggest company's in the world, esse. and Trust me, I still have what it takes to be at the top of XWL. But I didn't come back for the glory... I came back to beat respect into people like you, esse. I paved the way for superstars like you, holmes. and It's about time you showed me the respect I deserve, holmes.



Alberto Del Rio: You paved the way for superstars like me? Vamos, no mentirse a sí mismo como el. Regardless of if you paved any figurative roads or not, you're now nothing but a weak shell of your former self. Age has not been good to you Eddie, and it'd be almost too easy to snap that fail little arm of yours. I bet you couldn't even beat an egg, much less beat any "respect" into me. Just please stop embarrassing yourself, get out of my ring and I'll spare you just this once. After all, you are this mighty "legend" it's the least I can do.

He chuckles lightly, then as Eddie stares at him with a look of annoyance in response, Alberto leans forward and the cameras zoom in as he winks at him. And almost instantly Eddie nails him with a huge right hand knocking him down onto the mat garnering another huge pop from this Las Vegas crowd.

JR: WOW! I think we're in for a real slobber knock right here ladies and gentlemen.

Michael Cole: This is an outrage, what gives Eddie the right to cheapshot Alberto like that? And what's worse, why are these people cheering him for doing so?!

King: Oh please Cole, Alberto was just asking for that for the past three weeks now. He's not only insulted Eddie's wife, but he just wouldn't stop pushing his buttons there. I would've laid that smug son of a bitch out myself if I were in Eddie's place.

Eddie stands over Del Rio with a look of intensity in his eyes, which Ricardo quickly responds by leaping onto Eddie's back tightly wrapping his arms around his neck, Eddie easily chucks him off forward to the mat, which gave Del Rio all the time he needed to get off his feet and charge at Guerrero connecting with a huge step up enzuigiri that causes him to drop down to the mat right then. Eddie then throws his scarf down onto the mat, he's obviously angered, he tells Ricardo to pull Eddie up, he holds him from behind, Alberto trash talks him for a moment slapping him disrespectfully which just causes the fans to boo him even more.

King: Now that was uncalled for...

Michael Cole: Yet Eddie striking him wasn't? He started this, if he couldn't take the consequences for that then he shouldn't have put his hands on Alberto Del Rio.

JR: Maybe so, I just don't think two wrongs make a right.

Del Rio swings for a another slap, but suddenly Eddie shows life kicking him in the gut, then as Ricardo is shocked, Eddie elbows him getting free, which was not known by Alberto as he charged forward with a clothesline, Eddie rolled out of the way showing he hasn't lost his athleticism causing Del Rio to accidentally knock down Ricardo with the clothesline! He holds his head in disbelief that he just did that, Eddie grabs hold of him then connects with a quick suplex, he keeps him hooked and follows with a second one. Just as he attempts the third to finish up his well known signature maneuver Alberto places his feet in-between the ropes managing to slip out of his grasp and to the outside where he backs against the barricade narrowly escaping just in time. He begins to walk away with his fists tightly formed, Eddie looks at the fans that are screaming their heads off, he looks down at the laid out Ricardo Rodriguez, then to the top rope, all while Alberto stares at him from the lower portion of the ramp shouting "Don't do it!" while a loud "DO IT!" chant forms to which Eddie climbs up onto the top rope, looks out into the crowd, then at Alberto and dives off connecting with the frog splash on Alberto's personal ring announcer! Alberto kicks the barricade in anger then points at him saying he won't get away with this, Eddie's theme then begins to play again.



King: This has got to be one of the most shocking moments in quite sometime here in XWL.

Michael Cole: I don't think it was right in any way but I also don't think anyone expected to see Eddie Guerrero make his return to wrestling and debut in XWL here tonight.

JR: They most certainly did not, and I know I didn't. I don't know where things will go from here but wow, Eddie Guerrero is in XWL and it looks like his mission will be beating some respect into Alberto Del Rio.

The cameras then show a panned out focus of Eddie playing to the crowd while Del Rio angrily storms up the ramp before it fades away a hype video package for the main-event tonight, The Rock versus CM Punk for the World Heavyweight Championship.

*As we return the crowd pops as we see Lita arriving to the arena in her brand new sports car. She shows off her exposing top as she leans forward to step out of the car.

{King}
Ohh, ohh, ohh! Wow! Would you look at those puppies!!

{Cole}
Believe me, you don't have to ask me twice!

*All of a sudden her windshield is shatters as it is hit by a Fire Hydrant!!*

{King}
What the hell!

*We see Beth Phoenix standing in the middle of the parking garage with a smirk on her face*

{JR}
That was just uncalled for! Beth Phoenix isn't even an XWL Employee anymore after she quit!

{Cole}
About a month ago Beth Phoenix sprayed Lita with a Fire Hydrant and smashed her over the head with it almost ending her career! It looks like she's here to finish the job!!

{JR}
Someone needs to get down there to stop it!

*Lits is finally able to get out of her mess of a brand new car and begins yelling at Beth*

{Lita}
WHAT THE HELL! What's your problem you bitch!

{Beth}
You! You're my problem! But once I'm through with you you'll just be a memory of a problem!

*Lita charges at Beth and the fight begins!*



{King}
Owwch! That must have hurt! Did you see how Beth threw her through that car's windshield!!

{JR}
I wonder who's car that is!

{Cole}
I think.. I think that's Eve's!!

*Beth stands over Lita and stares into the camera*

{Beth}
I'm done talking, I'm done losing, I'm done watching... It's time for The Glamazon to take action! I don't care about the divas title, I don't care about winning matches, from now on I'm going to make it my goal... no.. my job, to destroy all the Bimbos that we call Divas! No lo-

*Lita is able to pull Beth's legs out from under her as the crowd cheers!*

{JR}
Where the hell is security!

*We cut to the outside of the Garage where we can see Security trying to knock down the barricaded door leading from the Catering Area to the Parking Lot!*

*Both women are on their feet and the fight continues!*



{JR}
YES! What a Twist of Fate!! Ha! Looks like Lita showed Beth tha-

*JR eats his words as Beth slowly gets back to her feet!*

{JR}
Bah Gawd! Even I am impressed by Beth's Resiliency!

*We cut to the security as they finally decided that their attempts to break down the door were of no use. They leave the Catering Area and begin to rush outside to enter the Parking Garage from the other side!*

{King}
Security needs to get there before someone gets injured!

*Beth smashes Lita with a huge elbow and throws her into the heap of boxes. She then walks over to the door leading to the Catering area and begins removing the barricade!*

{King}
Phew! It looks like Beth is done!

*Lita charges at Beth, smashing her head into the door! Lita goes to smash Beth's head against the door once more, but The Glamazon is able to brace herself and smashes Lita in the cheek with her elbow! Beth throws Lita into the now unoccupied Catering Area and charges at her once again!*



*As Lita smashes into the Vending Machine and then onto the floor, Beth smiles and looks into the camera once again.*

{Beth}
No longer will Kelly Kelly, Eve, Kaitlyn, Velvet Sky, Angelina, Layla, and even AJ Lee be considered an acceptable diva! I realized what I've been doing wrong, I've been too nice, too satisfied with talking the talk and not walking the walk, I'm done losing to Divas who are lucky enough to beat me in the ring! I'm the most dominant women in this arena, NO ONE can beat me in a REAL fight, NO ONE can match my strength! EVERYONE will soon fear what I'm capable of!

*Lita quickly scampers away from Beth and begins to run away from The Glamazon!*

{King}
Run for your life Lita!!! Run Run Run!!!

{Cole}
Ha! If THIS is what The Glamazon is capable of I doubt anyone will stand in her way!

*Lita quickly runs into the closest locker room and uses both her hands to brace herself against the door. Lita is tapped on the shoulder causing her to jump and turn around.*



{Ziggler}
Hi, I'm Dolph Zigg-

*Dolph Ziggler is cut off as Beth slams open the door and tackling Lita from behind! Dolph looks at Lita on the floor, then up at Beth as she charges past Dolph before he is able to continue and engages with Lita!*

{King}
No fair! I want a first row seat for that Cat Fight!



*Beth stands over Lita once again and looks at the camera*

{Beth}
You see! I'm the most powerfu-



{Ziggler}
Hi, I'm Dolph Zigg-

*Dolph is once again unable to continue as Lita tackles the distracted Beth from behind! Beth is able to to wrestle her way back to her feet knocking over Ziggler in the process as she throws Lita out of the locker room! Beth looks back at Dolph before leaving*

{Beth}
It was nice to meet you Dolph Zigg.

*Beth rushes out the door to further torment her prey as Dolph stands holding his now bruised head looking on at the mess in his new locker room in shock*



{Ziggler}
My name's not Dolph Zigg, it's Ziggler! Ahh what's the point... People here in the XWL are SOOO Rude!

*The camera cuts to the main backstage area where the fight continues*



*After Beth Glamslams Lita to the floor she turns to the camera once again!*

{Beth}
Beth Phoenix isn't a wrestler, I'm a FIGHTER! I'm sick and tired of rope breaks, springboards, diving moves, referee's, and pinning! I want to inflict as much pain on my opponent as possible until they can't move! You see what I'm capable of when you take away the ring! THAT'S why I quit Breakdown last week, I made it my mission to rid the Diva Division of the bimbos and that's what I'll do! But I'm going to do it MY way, using MY rules! And if that means making illegal attacks and being unemployed then so be it! No longer will you watch me lose in the ring, from now on you'll be watching me destroy divas wherever the hell I want! The XWL has turned into chaos, I'm just adding onto the fire! No diva is going to be safe, regardless of whether they are on Redemption or Breakdown!

{King}
You hear that! Beth isn't employed here in the XWL but she's going to continue her mission of ridding the Diva Division of all of our favorite's!! Someone is going to have to stop her!

*Lita is back on her feet to Beth's surprise!*



{JR}
BAH GAWD!! There's no way that Lita is getting up from a Glam Slam through a table!!!

*Beth picks Lita up and puts her over her shoulders as she walks off camera! We cut to a video package for RVD*



{King}
Welcome back ladies an-



{JR}
Oh no... what's she doing?

*We see The Glamazon enter with Lita still on her shoulders*

{JR}
Ladies and Gentleman, just moments ago Beth Phoenix put Lita through what could have been the most pain in her life backstage. I can't even begin to wonder what is going through Beth's mind now!

*Beth throws Lita into the ring and slides in herself. She gives a devilish smirk to the crowd before putting Lita in the Glam Stretch!!!!! Lita beings to tap as fast as she can but Beth refuses to let go!*

{JR}
No! This is terrible. Get someone out here right now to stop this!

*You can hear Lita's crying screams of pain as tears rush down her face. Beth only pulls the hold tighter.*

{King}
If Security doesn't come soon, I'm about to go in there myself!

*Finally security rushes to the scene but before they reach the ring Beth lets Lita go and fleas into the crowd!*

{JR}
This is unacceptable! Beth can't do this!

{Cole}
Well unfortunately for Lita, she just did...

*Lita is brought out of the arena in a stretcher as we cut to a brief hype up video for Cody Rhodes*

Eddie/Del Rio promo
EPIC, JUST EPIC STUFF!!!! I mean if i never knew about Eddies big entrance to XWL I think I would of marked out so I did try to read it as I didn't know Eddie was going to come out. David you did a great job with ADR, I love the stuff you do with Ted and Evan which means I expect great things from you as ADR. Great opener from Del Rio it was vintage Del Rio tbh, I mean loved how you degraded Las Vegas. The little details like the spanish in there was nice. Then Eddie appears after a false Rey appearence which I thought was great. Eddie's part was great, talking about how we came to beat the respect into Del Rio. The back and forth was great and made this feud start off real hot. The attack at the end was great and glad Eddie had the upper hand. Looking forward to a great feud between you guys something I would of loved to see in reality.

Viva La Raza

*The fans are buzzing, from what has been a terrific night so far, filled with it's share of mark out moments, but just when they thought it couldn't become any better, RVD's theme hits and the crowd knows whatever they're about to witness has got to be good!*





*Rob Van Dam steps out from behind the curtain and the fans are buzzing, as Mr. XWL himself walks all the way down the ramp, hopping about as he does so, and gets into the ring. In the ring, Rob Van Dam asks an XWL Employee for a microphone which is quickly handed to him and the fans are on their feet ready to hear R...V...D*



[[Rob Van Dam]]
Tonight is the night that I'll go One on One... With Kane. We've spent weeks going back and forth with words, I've got the best of him in the ring thus far, but tonight we're going to face to face, no one has an advantage the other doesn't. This will be a fair fight in every way, and it'll be the most entertaining match on the card. But the one thing everyone here can be sure of is that RVD will walk out with One of a King playing in the background and Kane laying on the mat at the end of tonight. Kane, I'm going to make everyone see the true type of monster you are, the true type of animal. Do you want to know what animal I think you're like?.... I think you're like a bug, because you're ugly, no one likes you, and I'm going to squash you. And once I'm done with that, there'll be no one left in my way to prevent me from winning the United States Championship! But whatever happens after tonight isn't my concern right now, my concern is on Kane and...



*RVD is interrupted by John Morrison's theme and the crowd's cheers*



{King}
Here comes John Morrison, The Guru of Greatness! What an outstanding win he was able to pull off against the All American American!



{JR}
I couldn't agree more King! Not only was he able to break free of The Ankle Lock, but the maneuvers he was able to pull off kept the crowd on their feet the whole time!



{Cole}
I don't care what you guys say, John Morrison made the wrong decision by caring about the fans.



{JR}
Oh shut up Cole, listen to the crowd cheer for John Morrison, he must be loving this!



{John Morrison}
R-V-D, Rob Van Dam, I've got a lot of respect for you, I'll even go as far to say that I've studied your work in the ring and learned a great deal from it. Some have called me the next Rob Van Damn, others referred to me as the future Shawn Michaels, the ladies know me as The Shaman of Sexy, The Hancho of Hotness, The Ambassador of Abdominals, but you can call me John Morrison, the man who helped you defeat Jack Swagger last week, just like I defeated him tonight!

*Morrison extends his hand to RVD to shake, but RVD looks at it for a moment and then pats him on the shoulder.*



[[Rob Van Dam]
I'd shake that, but I'm pretty sure I know where that hand has been. By the way, I still would have won the match against Swagger last week, I'm the most athletic man this business has to offer. Anyways, Mr. John Morrison, what brings you to seeing me in my Air-Time today? Do you want me to teach you a move? Want my help? Or are you just looking for a good conversation? Well, you tell me John, what exactly has brought you here.

{John Morrison}
Actually no, I wanted to come out here tonight to challenge you to a match next week on Redemption. I'm tired of being compared to you and Shawn Michaels, I'm done being known as the lesser half of Miz and John Morrison, I want to make a name for myself and I figured the best way to do that was to prove myself in the ring against the wrestlers who I've been in the shadows of. So, what do you say Rob, up to some friendly competition? After all, I doubt that you'll be too beat up from tonight, I'm certain that Kane won't even stand a chance against your Five Star Frogsplash!



[[Rob Van Dam]]
Alright dude, I'm always up for a match against a fellow high flier, and hey, I've seen what you can do before so I know what I'm in for already. And as for Kane, he doesn't stand a chance, I mean, I've got the brains, the athletics, what don't I have? Man, if I was Kane I'd just give it up now. Of course I'll let him get some shots in to make it a show for the crowd, but he'll never have a chance on his own. And I can see what you're saying about needing to prove yourself man, this business is getting tough with so many men wanting to be the next Main-Eventer. I can see why you'd want a match against me because I've been through it all and you want to prove that you can too. That's something I respect in a young athlete, and I can't wait for our match. But you already know who'll walk out with a win...

{John Morrison}
Oh good, I'm glad that we're both on the same page about knowing that I will be victorious, because you're right, you do have the brains and the athletics, but you don't have the body of the Ambassador of Abdominals!

*John Morrison shows off his abs to the crowd and the females begin to whistle and cheer.*

{John Morrison}
I know that I'm more then just "the next R-V-D" and I'll prove it next week by defeating you! And after that match I will continue to prove myself while you what? Go on to defeat Kane until you're finally given a shot at The United States Championship?



*RVD begins to talk,a little confused.*

[[Rob Van Dam]]
No, you got me wrong John. You see, on Redemption I'll be the one walking out with my hand raised. But what I really don't get about you Morrison, is why you think being the next Rob Van Dam, or RVD is a bad thing? I've done all sorts of things that people jizz their pants just watching, nevermind doing it for themselves. I'm at the true top of this business John, and to be the next RVD or RVD Jr. should be something you're proud of. And about the United States Championship, earlier tonight John Cena was given a shot at that title without having earned it, I'm not so sure whoever did that was in the right state of mind. But whatever, Morrison, if this is what you wanted to hear, yea, I am going after the title, what of it? BUT, there is one thing I wanted to ask you. I see potential in you, but as we all know you have a girlfriend named Melina who is no longer a part in XWL. Isn't she going to hold you back at all while you try to strive towards the top like girls always do?

{John Morrison}
Trust me, I've learned my lesson. After Eye for an Eye it was Melina who convinced me that the fans didn't matter, it was her idea to change my theme to Paparazzi which judging by the fan's response was also a terrible idea, so tonight you better believe that "Aint No Make Believe" will play as I stand over Jack Swagger in victory. Last week I was talking to Ted DiBiase and he gave me a great piece of advise, he said, "The thing about women like Maryse and Melina is that they're nice to look at, but once you start listening to them you're in trouble".. now that I think about it I probably just got Ted slapped, so sorry about that, guess it's payback for that lucky victory you had three weeks ago! But as I was saying, I'm done with Melina, I'm focusing on John Morrison now, focusing on walking out to the ring every night and showing off the my parkour fighting style to the cheering crowd. I'm focusing on proving myself to everyone backstage because I know what I am capable of and refuse to be overlooked like I have in the past because I know that my future's so bright that I have to wear shades inside!.. But Rob, I haven't been in the ring with Kane as of late and was dying to ask you, is he still as ugly up close as he is on TV?



[[Rob Van Dam]]
No, he's not as ugly... HE'S UGLIER. I mean, with the TV they can edit out a lot of things, and they especially don't broadcast his smell on TV. Sometimes I think that's how Kane wins his matches, because the first time I locked up with him over a year ago I almost puked right on him!... But then again that would only improve the horrible stench coming from Kane. The dude seriously hasn't taken a shower since he debuted in XWL. And John, I couldn't agree with you more about that bit where you can't listen to women, man, all they care about are themsel-

{John Morrison}
That's not completely true, when I show a women my perfectly toned body then all they care about, is me, and that's why I'm the Shaman of Sexy!

*RVD smirks before continuing*



[[Rob Van Dam]]
Well John, I suppose the millions of fans here must want to hear how you went about your match with Swagger tonight, so, mind explaining to me exactly what your secret is? Or do you want to keep it just that, a secret?

{John Morrison}
Normally I wouldn't speak of my secrets in the ring, but you've almost seen it all in this industry so I doubt it will be nothing new to you! So Rob, tonight I focused on performing moves that only John Morrison can and feeding off of the fan's cheers and adrenaline while I proved to everyone watching why I'm the Guru of Greatness! What about you? What's your plans against Kane, other than trying to avoid Kane's horrid stench?



[[Rob Van Dam]]
Well, I plan to wear a nose plug so I don't have to stand the horrible odor that Kane projects onto any of his opponents. But, don't think I haven't come with a back up plan. I've also decided it's a good idea to try and get Kane on the ground, because he's so damn fat he won't be able to get himself back off the ground! You know Morrison, before today I didn't like you and didn't think you were worthy of being called "The Next Rob Van Dam" because we all know that not just anyone is worthy of that title. But after talking to you, you've shown me that you are worthy.

{John Morrison}
Oh I beat Jack Swagger because I've been physically preparing for the match in the gym all week, and have mentally been preparing by watching tapes of great high flyers of the past. As a matter of fact, I think I may have mastered a Five Star Frog Splash that even you would be impressed by! I guess you'll just have to wait until later tonight to see it! Do you think that you're capable of performing a Star Ship Pain Rob?



[[Rob Van Dam]]
Oh hell yeah, of course I can. I can do any move, you name it, I can do it. That's why I was so dangerous back in the days of ECW. I could do ANY move at ANY time, and I wasn't afraid to either. Nowadays you have all these rules in matches like you can't hit below the belt, you can't stay outside the ring for 10 seconds, hell, in my day that was all legal. And I may have taken advantages of that a few times, but I was the creator of Hardcore. I wouldn't hesitate to put myself into danger in order to put my opponent through pain. And I haven't said this much, but I wish the rules never changed to this traditional wrestling. Morrison, I know I've said this a lot, but I see a lot in you, I really do. You're the type of extreme we had back in the day, the type of extreme I was. And I bet you could do any move at any time as well. But I'm obviously still better at it, because I'm

*RVD does his signature taunt along with saying this.*

Rob... Van... Dam..

{John Morrison}
Yes, yes you are, you're The King of Hardcore, and I'm The Prince of Parkour, and trust me when I say that Parkour is extremely Hardcore, so you might as well call me The Prince of Hardcore! I know that you would rather put your body on the line then play it safe, that's why I'm challenging you to a Falls Count Anywhere Match for next week, no count outs like back in your day, what do you say!



[[Rob Van Dam]]
I'm all for it dude, I can't wait to have a match like the ones we head back in E...C...DUB! We'll show these fans how a real match should be put on, and I'll show Kane what he should do in matches instead of being a big awkward Red Machine that walks around trying to intimidate people. We're not about that though, we're about Hardcore, we don't tell people what we can do, we show them it. John we've both got the best gift when it comes to the ability to entertain the thousands of fans with a single move, and in this company we're not always allowed to show it. So we need to put on the best match we can while we're given the chance!

{John Morrison}
Exactly! We're what this company needs, two high flying, gravity defying, Hardcore Extremists! No one want to watch The Ministry of Blandness anymore, the fans fill the seats to see wrestlers like us, you're The Whole F'N Show and I'm The Monday Night Delight, let's prove why next week! But I just want you to know, just because I respect you doesn't mean I'll treat you any differently in the ring. No matter how much we bleed, no matter what tactics are used, at the end of the match I expect to shake you're hand regardless of the winner, because I know that we will put on a Five Star Match whether it's a Five Star Frogsplash or Star Ship Pain that ends it. So just know that regardless of what I do to keep these fans on their feet, it'll be nothing personal.



[[Rob Van Dam]]
Oh yeah of course man, I didn't plan on it another way. And if I lose... Not like that's gonna happen or anything, but say it were to happen, I'd show the true spirit in wrestling and raise your hand in victory. . We'll have to wait and see whose going to win that match though, won't we? But for tonight we won't have to wait and see who will win our matches, because obviously we're going to beat our opponents. Right?

{John Morrison}
Without a doubt! That is, if that stupid Soaring Eagle stays out of the way! And what about for your match?! You have to worry about Mr. FN coming out to help Kane cheat his way to victory, because that's the only way Kane could possibly win!



[[Rob Van Dam]]
Oh I don't have to worry about Mr. Fn, that's Edge's job tonight. But to me, that match is a disgrace, those two men aren't hardcore, and they shouldn't be fighting for an X-Treme Title. But tonight, I'll be taking the Extreme to Kane, and he'll leave tonight X-Tremely in pain.

{John Morrison}
I don't know, Edge is The Rated-R Superstar, that's pretty extreme!



[[Rob Van Dam]]
Yeah he's so extreme that he got extremely squished by Lita in a bed live on RAW in 2006! But jokes aside, Edge isn't extreme in the littlest, he only takes advantage of the opportunities given to him, and there's a different between that and extreme, you'll learn that eventually without me telling you though.

{John Morrison}
You know what would be pretty extreme?.. You winning the United States Title! But it looks like all the other contenders have back-up! Kane has Mr. F'N and R-Truth has The Miz! As you know I'm a Tag Team Specialist, I won the Tag Team Title with Joey Mercury and formed one of the most renown tag teams in the ECW at the time as MNM, and then I was apart of the greatest tag team in the Twenty-First Century as Miz and Morrison... what I'm trying to say is that if you ever need help, I got your back.



[[Rob Van Dam]]
You know Morrison, I haven't been much of a tag team guy recently, but I think if I were to go back to being a tag team guy we'd be a perfect team. With that being said, I think I'll have your back if you have mine, brotha. Oh, but we need a cool team name, you got any ideas?

{John Morrison}
Uhmmm, how about... The Hanchos of Hardcore... nah that's a little odd.. what about... The Hellions of Hardcore?... or The White Shadows!.. Nah I'm only kidding! What about...



*RVD cuts Morrison off with a name of his own*



[[Rob Van Dam]]
Five Star Pain!... Umm... You come up with something!

{John Morrison}
Uhmmm, Five Star Delight?... I don't know.. John Morrison and RVD...?

[[Rob Van Dam]]
I'll think this over and get back to you with a name... You know Morrison, if this company had Tag Titles, I bet we could win them. As a team!

{John Morrison}
As apposed to winning them without being a team? But yeah, jokes aside, together we could be the Most Hardcore Tag Team of The Twenty First Century!

[[Rob Van Dam]]
We'd also be the first and only Tag Champs in the history of XWL! Can you imagine? I can of course, I could see the tag titles coming in and us, in the match for them! And then.... THEN WE WIN THEM! With a Five Star Frog Splash of course!

{John Morrison}
And who else to win the first ever tag team titles then myself, a multi time tag team champion, and you, R-V-D, Mr. XWL, and soon to be Mr. Tag Team Champion!

*All of a sudden they are both interrupted by Dolph Ziggler's Theme*



{King}
What the... what is he doing out here?

*Dolph Ziggler enters to Morrison and R-V-D's surprise. He enters the ring and stands across from the two high flyers.*



{Ziggler}
Hi.. I'm Do-

{John Morrison}
I GOT IT!!

{RVD}
Got what?

{John Morrison}
A good team name!

{RVD}
What is it?

*John Morrison snaps his fingers and thinks*

{John Morrison}
I guess I forgot



{RVD}
Stop being rude and introduce yourself to Do.. strange name, but whatever..

{John Morrison}
Hi Do, I'm The Shaman of Sexy, The Monday Night Delight, The Hancho of Hotness, The Guru of Greatness, The Ki-

{RVD}
We get it, you're John Morrison... I'm

*RVD does his taunt as the crowd chants*

{RVD}
R-V-D!!!

*The crowd chants R-V-D as the three shake hands in the ring before we head to a video package for Chavo!!!!*

Look's like Edge might have to fire some shots back at RVD after he's done with his championship match

When I was backstage I was thinking how come I don't have a match at The Monster Bash. How come people like The Brian Kendrick, Swagger and others get matches. I know since my return I lost 2 match. 0-2. I should have had a match here tonight. Like my Grandma would say...

You can be so close to victory but yet so far. Everyone in the locker room, just to let you know game time is over. I am like a lion in a cage and I am ready to come out of that cage. I am the future here in the XWL. After tonight people will remember it as the beginning of a path of destruction. A path of honour and success, because I am the One Man Rockband, Heath Slater..... baby!!!!

Gail Kim comes out to the ring and gets a huge pop as see slaps some fans hands. The crowd is going crazy to see the sexy undefeated Gail Kim finally make's a what seems to be a vocal appearance in xwl.



Gail Kim places her hands around her waist and looks out to crowd who is shimmering down on the huge pop. Gail Kim picks up a mic and begins to speak.

[Gail Kim]

Hmmmm I'm surprised that you people actually have paid attention to me over the last view weeks. It's been a great month in XWL for me and I've just want to come out here for the first time in this great month and advice a few things.. Like.... Does anyone remember that one week I believe Natalya come out and told you people that she was refusing to face me. I honestly didn't care at the moment and then I thought about it... I thought about it again and again and realized this. That she is getting a title match... wheres my title match I'm better than all of you. Natalya didn't want to fight me because she was scared of me . She couldn't beat me did anyone watch how I dominated Michelle Mccool isn't she suppose to be a top Diva here I don't think so shes pathetic like you other whores. I am no where near a whore I am a classy lady who takes her angry out on all of you bitches. I look at the divas in the back and I act like I'm there friend when honestly I don't like them one bit they just irritate me to the point that I'd punch them in the mouth if I wouldn't get suspended.



[Gail Kim]

I'm glad you all understand.

[Crowd]

What!

[Gail Kim]

Oh goody the what chants are coming out !

[Crowd]

What!

[Gail Kim]

Okay how about you say what if you wanna see Mark Henry naked..

[Crowd]

Wha......

There is one very strange man looking women who goes What

[Gail Kim]

Now that's what I thought... Seeing Henry nakeds almost as worse as seeing Velvet Sky naked..... If every diva had a body like me then no one would be complaining. I am a pure athlete a true lady that would be a perfect divas champion but no you have this nerdy scrawny un-athletic excuse for a divas champion who loves to hand out title shots to her best friends. This is just interesting maybe if I kissed Aj Lee's ass id be in the divas title match. This is a plot against me. I know you don't like me and to be frank I don't care. I like how this is my first time speaking and this is great because I get to get everything that pisses me off, off my chest. Finally someone who has the guts to say what they want to say. I don't like any other diva in XWL because there fake. Fake friends fake boobs fake everything. I don't need to be fake I don't need any of you no one can tell me what to do because no one would come up to me and stop me from saying what I wish!!!!!



[Gail Kim]

Its Halloween very soon and I walk in the back and I don't even no if people are trying to be really ugly or is that just there costumes. Ugly people shouldn't be allowed on XWL TV. All you ugly bitches just leave like really just leave. I don't want to throw up every time I look at you. There's something called make up yo people should invest in it please. You see I'm all natural I don't need make up im beautiful I hear you people in the back saying .. "I wish I was as pretty as Gail" and "Why aren't I as pretty as gail" and "Why can't I be Gail!". It's funny I find it humorous. I'm the total package I'm sexy and I'm talented. In and out of the ring.. have of you divas don't even no what a man is because no guy would dare to go out with you!



[Gail Kim]

Tonight at this Pay-Per-View I don't even have a match. Like look whos on this roster.... Layla vs Mickie James? Should of just scrapped that match and put me against some pathetic girl who thinks there close to good. Maybe someone like.... Eve Torres? Nah she couldn't take me in the ring.. Angelina Love... Never it would just be a plain out joke of a match. Michelle Mccool I just kicked your ass once. This is just sad they should just cut out all the divas matches and place me in a 30 minute interview than a match. That would be more entertaining the anything here. But to be honest the best divas match tonight has to be Aj Styles vs Austin Aries.... I mean..... well........



[Gail Kim]

Okay I'm now issuing out a challenge ! NO not even a challenge a fight a brawl someone right now come out ! Prove that you can beat me I don't even want a match with you I just want to hurt you ! Anyone there are no limits lets go I'm ready!!!

Gail Kim patiently waits in the ring a she awaits someone to come out



[JR]

Oh My God ...... Who is this.... I hope its not who I think it is ...

[Jerry Lawler]

Yes! Yes! Gail Kim was doing all that talking in the ring and finally the recently signed "diva" is here!!



[JR]

It's her! Its Kharma! By Gawd!

Kharma comes out from the back and the crowd goes wild as they no who this is. All the announcers are going crazy on the mic.



Kharma finally shows her face to the crowd and the pop gets louder Gail Kim is shaking in the ring. She could leave right now but shes in to much shock at the moment to do anything.



Kharma is causally walking down to the ring she stands at the top just to give a blank stair at Gail Kim



The camera zooms out as Kharma is putting her hands together as if she is taunting still no emotion on her face.



Kharma stops and looks to the crowd once more which is giving her an even louder cheer pop has been getting louder ever since she walked out.



Kharma begins to walk once more she holds her hands at her side.



Kharma begins to walk faster than to the ring Gail Kim is still in the ring not even moving she now Gail looks as if she is getting ready to fight.



Kharma walks over to the ring and slides in and stairs down Gail Kim



Gail Kim runs at Kharma and begins attacking her from the back she trys kicking her. Kharma is now dazed a little Gail Kim gets on the top rope and does a drop kick doesn't even faze Kharma. Kharma grabs Gail Kim by the hair and throws her into the corner. She runs full force at Gail and grabs her by the throat and hits a huge chokeslam. Kharma picks her up and hits a huge clothesline knocking out Gail. Kharma gets on the top rope and hits a diving splash. Gail Kim looks dead at this moment.



Kharma picks Gail Kim up and pulls her in a powerbomb position. Kharma lifts Gail up and slams her to the ground. Kharma picks her up again and hits another huge powerbomb!



Kharma has a blank look on her face once again the crowd is just speechless for what they just saw. The refs place Gail Kim on a stretcher and taker her to the back.



Kharma finally shows open as she lets out a devilish look as she looks impressed at what she just had done.



Kharma's face is shown one more time as the screen begins to dim to black and a video package of Kurt Angle hyping the huge match tonight against Wade Barrett is shown.

Well, it's time I tell you something important. Some may not find this so important as I do, but still. I joined XWL back in February, as CoolPIMP69, when XWL was just leaving IGN and moving to webs. It was my 1st ever league, so I was a little nervous. Anyways, cut the shit, I stayed in XWL for 2 weeks. Then I left it and went on to WCOW, which I stayed in til the end, which was about June. Stayed in WWC til the end, like July. Then, at the end of July, I made the move to rejoin XWL. I stayed in it, up until now. Some of you hate me, some don't care, and some I consider friends on here. No, I'm not no no-life like RMS, I do have friends in real life, but I do also have a few friends on the internet. If you have me added on MSN, I consider you guys friends. You know who you are. So, in conclusion, it's been a hell of a ride, and in the end, I would like to say I'm sorry for anyone that I have annoyed, pissed off, or made some hateful remarks to. No, I'm not gonna kiss ass, I just wanted to say that last sentence. And so, in final conclusion, I give you CoolPIMP69's (aka CoolVikings69) last match in XWL...


- COOLPIMP69




Normal Match


Austin Aries Vs AJ Styles






And now.....Pimp has left the building....