XWL Eye For An Eye: 9/25/2011 - 10/2/2011

JR:
Well, that certainly an...interesting promo from Ted DiBiase and his "friend", Maryse.

Cole:
Who cares about that idiot DiBiase? He and everyone else is going to lose to my personal pick to win the match, the underdog from South Africa, Justin Gabriel!

King:
Man, did you see how Maryse looked? If she were in my bed I'd go fishing for h...



*The broadcast of Eye For An Eye is suddenly interrupted by none other than Chris Hero! Hero has his back turned to his camera and you can hear his XWL theme song in the background.*

Chris Hero:
You better call the coppers, your mama and a doctor! You's about to get clobbered in a slobberknocker! Man, that never gets old. Then again, I guess to you all, it never gets old to see Rocky drop his ever cheesy lines, going on rants about Big Bird and a bunch of other horseshit that most regular people would think would be the nonsensical blabberings of an old war veteran. I've tried to be a hero to you all, but it's obvious that you're infected by XWL management shoving perennial losers like Rocky Maivia, Teddy Junior and Randy Orton down your throats, thinking they're the heroes of a company that refuses to book their most talented, most intelligent...wrestler on the pay-per-view.

*Hero looks to near a fit of rage, but takes a couple deep breaths and returns to speaking.*

Chris Hero:
Like my entrance song preaches, I've got the hunger of the young lion, the eye of a tiger. You refuse to put me in front of these people, busting my ass for them each and every week! And this isn't some voice of the voiceless bullshit, I'm not going to threaten to take the XWL World Heavyweight Championship at Monster's Bash and then come back 2 weeks later showing off. I'm not planning on leaving any time soon. You want to know why? Because I'm a real hero, I'm a real damn role model to kids, I'm not some hollywood phony like The Rock, I'm not some rich spoiled brat who plays Monopoly like Ted Dibiase. Those two aren't heroes, they damn sure aren't role models. They're alright guys, I'll give them that, they just aren't...role models. The Rock drops every line he can think of making fun of Cody Rhodes, or Kane, or Justin Gabriel, because he's getting paid millions to do that, and extra millions to fly out to Hollywood and make his crappy movies.

Chris Hero:
You gotta love when the guys who book the show walk up to you and say "Sorry Chris, there's not enough time in the show to put you in a match or give you promo time. Maybe next week?" And the same thing happens the next week, and the week after that, and the week after that, and so on and so forth. Well, I am damn sick of being pushed down in line to showcase my talents on television and pay-per-view so The Rock or Ted Dibiase can be given all the spotlight. Where the fuck does management get off thinking they can just leave me off the show and not pay me for my appearances week after week? I'm just like all of you. I have a family to support, mouths to feed, and a little personal cash on the side wouldn't hurt as well. Is it my fault? Should I be the one improving my talent, honing my craft? Or is it...Mick Foley's fault? Is it that fat bastard's fault that he's more concerned with sucking up to his best friend Rocky more than concerned with having good matches on his television shows and pay-per-views? Eh, whatever. Mick Foley, this is your final warning. If I'm not booked by the next pay-per-view, I will sabotage XWL from within. And there's not a damned thing you can do to stop me. So, Mick...who's your hero?

*Chris Hero flashes a smirk towards the camera, before pulling a remote up within camera view, pushing a button.*




JR:
What the hell? How the hell can he simply get hack our broadcasts like this?

King:
Maybe it's true Jim...Maybe Hero's taking XWL down from the inside...and he has a little help in doing so.

JR:
Well, nonetheless, we still have one hell of a main event tonight. The World title is on the line, in the demonic Elimination Chamber. Six men enter, one man leaves the champion. Will it be The Rock defying the odds? Or will we have a new World Champion walking out of the Chamber?

No Holds Barred Divas Match


Layla El Vs Mickie James



JR: Well this upcoming contest is sure to be an all around slobber knocker!

King: You're not kidding, JR! Layla has got to be fired up and ready to kick some psycho ass after what happened earlier tonight.

Michael Cole: She should be thankful Mickie waited until now to end her career.

JR: While I do think Mickie has the advantage in this "no rules" environment, I don't think Layla is someone to underestimate.

King: Just watch....Layla will win this match and when she does she's going to cash that briefcase in at the next possible chance she gets and right the wrong earlier tonight by becoming Divas Champion!



Michael Cole: And here she is now, with a new theme and all, Mickie James is looking to defeat Layla here tonight, and her chances couldn't be any better than they are!

JR: I just know after what Kevin Steen and The Miz went through earlier, these women have a lot of pain and punishment awaiting them in this match.





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King: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

JR: BAH GAWD, THAT'S GOTTA BE IT!

The fans are absolutely stunned after what they just witnessed, Mickie rolls Layla over onto her back, then covers hooking the leg



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Michael Cole: Just like I predicted, Mickie James wins and Layla's career is finished!

JR: As much as I hate to agree...You might be right...I mean...She went through a flaming table....Not even including what all was inflicted on her in that match. Did Mickie just add another woman's name to her ended career list?

King: I refuse to think that, Layla is a fighter, she fought two years to get back in this business as a wrestler, and I refuse to believe she's just had her career ended.

Michael Cole: Well whether you believe it or not, it's over, and let me be the first to sing her out of here! Na na na na na....NA NA NA NA NA.... HEY HEY HEY GOOOOOOD BYE!!!

JR: Cole, how you think that's funny or even appropriate at a time like this is just ignorant. I hate to see anyone's career ended, until we see documents proving otherwise I'm going to side with King on this, she's a tough woman and I think she could be alright...Perhaps a bit shaken up but that's all.

Michael Cole: Well you and King have fun in fantasy land, I'll be over here in the real word acknowledging the end of one of the worst women's wrestlers ever!

JR & King ignore Cole's last comment while we cut to inside the ring where Mickie James' hand was raised by the referee as Layla is knocked out motionless on the pile of table debris. Mickie takes to the top rope as the fans cheer before we fade out to an advertisement for next month's PPV, The Monster Bash.

*R-Truths theme hits to an immediate chorus of boos from this sold out ppv crowd, he walks out onto the stage, mic in hand, looking, not to happy....*



[R-Truth] Now I'm not one for stealing my buddies work, but, really? Really? REALLY? REALLY?!! Did anyone else see what went on here tonight or are you morons just gonna turn a blind eye like you usually do? Yours truly and The Miz got okie doked by the fat slime ball that is Kevin Steen and some inbred hick running around dressed as Ronald McDonald! What the hell! Isn't this supposed to be a wrestling company? Not a damn circus!

[Crowd] WHAT?

[R-Truth] I said a circus!

[Crowd] WHAT?

[R-Truth] A circus! You know? With the elephants and the little jimmy's running around doing somersaults!

[Crowd] WHAT?



[R-Truth] SHUT UP! My point being, what when on tonight wasn't fair! In fact, it was nothing short of a heinous crime! My boy Miz and I are the best thing to hit this company since, since, well ever! Quite frankly we should be main eventing this show! We should be in the chamber, not CM Punk and sure as hell not Justin Gabriel! Wasn't it only two short pay per views ago that The Miz beat Justin Gabriel yet he is the one being held back?! CONSPIRACY!

[Crowd] WHAT?

[R-Truth] IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

[Crowd] WHAT?

[R-Truth] STOP FRICKING WHATING ME!

[Crowd] WHAT?

[R-Truth] EVERY DAMN TIME I COME OUT HERE AND SPEAK MY MIND I GET NOTHING BUT WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT! Y'ALL ARE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF PARROTS!



[R-Truth] Now.....where was I before I was so rudely interrupted....Oh yeah, as for why I'm out here tonight that is simple, have you people ever heard of a protest?

[Crowd] WHAT?

[R-Truth] A sit in?

[Crowd] WHAT?

[R-Truth] A movement?

[Crowd] WHAT?



[R-Truth] I AINT MOVING FROM THAT RING UNTIL I GET ANSWERS!

*Truth climbs into the ring and looks around the sea of boo'ing fans for a moment before lifting the mic yet again....*



[R-Truth] You can boo me all you want but you wont change my mind! So here's what's gonna happen, I am gonna stay in this ring until either Vickie Guerrero or Mick Foley comes on out here in a nice little suit and gives The Miz and I what we deserve! That is, more title opportunities, I don't care whether it's the United States Championship, The Intercontinental Championship, The World Heavyweight Championship or even the Divas Championship! The fact is, we should be the ones on the billboards! We should be the ones on the game covers and most importantly of all, we should be the ones with the gold around our waists!

[Crowd] WHAT?

[R-Truth] STOP WHATING ME!

[Crowd] WHAT?

[R-Truth] I MEAN IT, YOU ARE ALL GONNA REGRET IT!

[Crowd] WHAT?

[R-Truth] SHUT THE HELL UP!

[Crowd] WHAT?



[R-Truth] I SWEAR TO GOD IF I EVER FIND THE MAN RESPONSIBLE FOR THESE WHAT CHANTS, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA GRAB HIM BY THE THROAT AND WRING EVERY LAST BIT OF LIFE FROM HIM! NO MORE OF THIS CRAP, NO MORE DISRESPECT AND NO MORE WHA........

Suddenly before Truth can continue a familiar theme plays loudly throughout the arena



Everyone in the arena is on their feet as the crowd goes insane. The camera cuts to the stage as the commentators try and speak over the deafening cheers from the fans

Jim Ross: Good Gawd Almighty could it be him?!

Jerry Lawler: I think it could be JR but, one things for sure, Truth doesn’t look too happy right now.

Joey Styles: You’re right JR, it’s Austin, Stone Cold Steve Austin is back in XWL. Just listen to this capacity crowd, their on their feet. This crowd is going insane!!

Cole scoffs

Michael Cole: Seriously?! That foul-mouthed redneck is back in XWL. What has this world come to and who in their right mind would sign this man back to this company?! It’s a travesty I say, a travesty. We all know Truth and Miz are THE top two stars in XWL, Austin’s got no place here. He’s nothing but a washed-up hack!

Jerry laughs

Jerry Lawler: Oh please Cole, Austin’s got more talent in his little finger, than the two of them combined. As far as you go, you’ve got no room to call anyone a hack. I’d watch your mouth before he comes over here and stuns you for it.

A few minutes pass when Stone Cold steps out onto the stage and stands still with a big smirk on his face. He looks around as the audience begins chanting and smirks before speaking.

Crowd: AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN!!!



Stone Cold: If everyone here in this arena tonight, is glad to see Ole Stone Cold back in XWL Gimme a Hell Yeah

Crowd: HELL YEAH!!

Stone Cold: It’s been a while since I’ve been back in this company, so let me tell y’all a little story. Ole Stone Cold was sitting back home in Victoria Texas at his ranch with his dog Hershey

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: I said I was sitting at home with my dog Hershey

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: So there I was sitting back on my couch with a big ole can of beer.

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: Alcohol

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: Whiskey

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: So I got up and I got the remote. I turned on my tv.

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: Boob-Tube

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: As I was flippin through channels, there was lots of things on I could watch. Things like Flipper, Gilligan’s Island and Miami Vice. Something, caught my eye.

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: I said it caught my eye.

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: It was an episode of Redemption

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: Redemption

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: So as I was sitting there with Hershey, a man came on the screen. That man, was running his mouth. He was talking this and that, saying that he’s being mistreated. That he, isn’t getting the time he deserves. That it’s.. a conspiracy

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: A Conspiracy

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: It wasn’t right! So, the more I sat back and listened to this jackass run his little mouth, the more I thought to myself “Hey Steve”

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: I said to myself “Hey Steve” and he said “Yeah Steve” I told him Steve!

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: I said Steve you should get up. Get dressed and hop in your truck. Drive on down to Philadelphia Pennsylvania and stomp a mudhole in that some-bitch and walk it dry!

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: On the drive over, I had me a beer.

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: Another beer!

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: I had me a whole case of beers! So, then I hopped out of my truck and decided to make my way out here. What did I find? I find a yellow-belled, whining, crying son of a bitch who claims he’s being mistreated. He claims that he deserves to be on this show and that he won’t be a part of this conspiracy.

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: He won’t do it.

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: He said he wont’ do it.

Stone Cold begins to walk towards the ring as several fans pat him on the back. He looks towards the ring and continues talking



Stone Cold: So let ole Stone Cold come out here and tell you what he’s gonna do.

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: I’m gonn walk in that ring

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: Walk up to you

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: & you’re gonna tell me why it is you think these people are conspiring against you.

Steve pauses and walks up the steps and paces around for a minute. He pauses and gets inches from Truth before raising his mic again

Stone Cold: Is it because of the way you dress?

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: The way you walk?

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: Talk?

Truth pauses and goes to speak but then lowers his mic. Stone Cold looks at him confused and goes to speak

Stone Cold: Well out with it boy, the cat got your tongue or something? Speak you son of a bitch or do I intimidate you?

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: Scare You?

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: Do I make you wanna hit me? I said, do I make you want to hit me?!

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: Well are you gonna do something or just stand there like a coward?

Crowd: WHAT?

Stone Cold: If you want me to teach this jackass a lesson about learning to speak when spoken to gimme a hell yeah

Crowd: HELL YEAH!!



[R-Truth] Now, now, Steve, when I said that I'd ring the persons neck who....I didn't mean you! Me and You, we could be partners! You could join me and The Miz and we'll take this company by storm! Do you remember what it's like to be at the top of the mountain? I know it's been a while but.....

Austin begins to walk towards Truth who slowly begins to back away. Begging, pleading to Austin to leave him alone. Austin looks at him and goes to leave the ring. Suddenly Truth rushes towards him and hits him in the back. Austin begins to stumble and Truth tries to unleash a beating on him. Austin backed against the ropes begins to reel when suddenly he gets a breath and unleashes his own barrage of strikes. Truth begins to real and Austin rushes him with a clothesline knocking him to the floor. Austin quickly rushes off the ropes and nails his forearm into Truth’s skull.

A few minutes later he hops up and begins to motion for Truth to get up. After several minutes Truth begins to stir. As he turns Austin kicks him in the gut and nails a stunner right smack in the middle of the ring.



Truth lay unconscious on the mat Austin smirks and motions for some beers as he goes to each turnbuckle, he smirks and leaps upward. Opening the beer he looks around and hits two of them together and proceeds to drink them.





After a few minutes he hops down and walks over to a fallen Truth beer in hand microphone in the other. Standing just inches from him he speaks one final time.



Stone Cold: Austin 3:16 says this conspiracy just kicked your ass!!

Austin quickly rolls out of the ring and as he makes his way back up the ramp his music plays and the crowd begins cheering wildly as we fade to commercials.

Eye For An Eye returns from a brief ad and we’re taken to ringside

Jim Ross: Welcome back to Eye For An Eye folks what an eventful night we’ve had already and things are sure gonna heat up later with not one but two elimination chamber matches.

Jerry Lawler: That’s for sure JR but the one thing I’m really looking forward to is the Steel Cage Match where Montel will be leaving XWL forever. Good riddance to him!

Joey Styles: Oh come on Jerry, you may not like Montel but, that’s no way to talk about the man. He’s fought hard to get where he’s at it’s not his fault the fans don’t like him anymore.

King stares with an odd look at Joey when suddenly Michael lets out a light laugh and shakes his head

Joey Styles: May I ask just what is so funny Michael, do you not believe Montel has fought to where he’s gotten. Moving on from that why don’t we talk about the Diva’s. As we’ve just seen shortly AJ successfully retained her Diva’s championship. However, Layla took it upon herself to try and cash-in her MITB Briefcase. Sadly for Layla, that got interrupted by her opponent here tonight Mickie James who she’ll meet later in a no holds barred match.

Cole laughs and sighs slightly before speaking

Michael Cole: Oh puh-lease, don’t give me any of that Styles. Layla, has to be THE most overrated and annoying Diva this century. If there’s anyone in this company that should be holding that briefcase it’s her BFF and the better of the two, Michelle McCool!

Jim Ross: Michael, while all that may be true, I don’t know if you noticed but Michelle hasn’t exactly been around a lot lately. Not to mention when she’s around, she hasn’t exactly won any of her matches.

Michael scoffs and interrupts JR

Michael Cole: Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?! It should NOT matter where she is, or what she’s doing. Michelle is one of .. No she is THE top Diva in this company! She’s a six time Diva’s Champion, she’s done all there is to do in this business. You’re honestly trying to tell me, she has to prove to you that she’s still the best, by coming out here every week? Give me a break old man!

Joey Styles: Oh come off it Cole, Michelle certainly is a talented Diva but, she hasn’t been around for quite a while. So, why on earth, should we hold such high praise for her?

Jerry Lawler: I don’t usually do this but, I’ve gotta agree with Joey here. You know me Cole, I love me some Diva’s, Michelle especially but, she hasn’t exactly been the most active person on the roster Michael. She used to come out here all the time and talk with Lay about how their the two most dominate Diva’s in this company. Not anymore though, it seems Lay has moved out into the spotlight and Michelle, should just simply, be forgotten.

Before Cole can speak the camera cuts to the stage and stays there for a few moments

As the audience wonders what’s going on another camera cuts back to the commentator table

Jim Ross: I don’t know what’s going on folks but, once Michael composes himself, we’ll continue on with this spectacular show

Michael laughs and shakes his head

Michael Cole: You don’t know what’s going on? You don’t know what’s going on? Sorry to say this JR but, you’ve got to be the most clueless person if you don’t know what’s going on. This happens to me all the time and for once, I won’t complain.

A few minute later the camera pans back to the stage and sits still for a few more minutes. When suddenly a theme hit’s the PA System and the crowd begins to cheer loudly



As the theme fills the arena the fans begin to calm down and after a few minutes the camera cuts to the stage



Cole begins to cheer loudly and jump up and down while speaking



Michael Cole: Woo-hoo!! She’s here my prayers have been answered, this Diva’s division and my sanity, is saved once again!!!

Jerry Lawler: Oh will you calm down, yeah it’s great she’s here but, this isn’t anything to get this excited over Cole.

Michael Cole: Are you kidding me Jerry? Look what we’ve got here folks Mr. noble himself Jerry Lawler trying to play the voice of reason. Look, the fact is guys, Michelle’s got more talent in her whole body, than any of those Diva’s combined. No offense to her “BFF” Lay but, she’s definitely the better of the two and it’s about time you all realize it!

The camera pans back to the stage as Michelle begins to make her way to the ring for the first time in over a month









She makes her way down the ramp to ringside and looks around at the audience smiling



Some of the crowd begins to boo and she just stares back at them before walking around the ring and leaping up onto the apron





She steps into the ring and looks around briefly before hopping up onto the turnbuckle



She pauses briefly and in one swift motion removes her hood and throws her arms into the air as the fans cheer





She smiles at some of the fans and looks around before stepping down from the turnbuckle



Michelle stands in the center of the ring taking it all in as some fans cheer loudly while others remain quiet. She smirks and takes a deep breath looking around. She smiles and then raises the mic to her mouth and speaks for the first time in months

Michelle McCool: Well, I bet y’all are surprised to see little ole Michelle aren’t you? Well, I can’t say I blame you but, what did you guys think would happen? Did you think that once I got Melina fired, I would rise through the ranks and become champion again? Sure, that’s something I’ve done and I’ve done it quite well but, I decided I wouldn’t this time. This time, I thought I’d let my bestie Lay have the spotlight for once. In doing that, look where she’s at now, she did the thing I failed to do y’all, she’s Miss Money In The Bank! There are no words that can explain how happy I am for my girl Lay. I knew she had it in her, I told each and every one of y’all that eventually if you push her, she’ll push back and now look at her. She’s one of Breakdown’s top Diva’s!

Michelle smiles

Michelle McCool: Y’all can sit there and boo her and say she isn’t talented but, if that doesn’t display Lay’s talent then y’all are crazy. Lay’s got more talent in her little finger, than any of y’all do in your whole body. Now, while I could talk about her all day, and would love to because she’s my friend that’s not why I’m out here. I came out here, to explain what it is I’ve been doing, explain why after I beat that little Miss Hyena Perez that I just practically, disappeared.

Michelle paces around briefly and sighs before raising the mic again

Michelle McCool: For as long as I can remember, I’ve been a fan of wrestling. Hell, I learned the figure four leg-lock at the age of seven, if that doesn’t say future Diva’s Champion then I don’t know what does, I mean look what happened, I’m a former Six time Diva’s Champion. Now, let me enlighten y’all on why I left. Yeah, I did what I said I was gonna do, I went into Digital Decision with a goal. That goal, was to walk into that PPV and walk out knowing that I not only got the revenge I wanted but, I saved each and every one of y’all from ever having to hear that loud primal-scream of Melina ever again.

Michelle McCool: Sure, for the most part, I probably could’ve got back up the ranks and became champion but, honestly I’m above that. I know what y’all are thinking, Michelle McCool above winning back her beloved Diva’s Championship that she should’ve never lost?! Unheard of isn’t it guys? Well, the fact of the matter is this y’all. I decided I’d take some time off to think. I decided that I was going to reflect on my career as a whole. I mean, if you think about it, I’ve done all there is to do right? What’s left but to hang up my boots and call it quits..

Michael Cole: Nooo Michelle say it isn’t so, don’t leave us, you’re the best Diva there ever was and ever will be!!



Michelle lightly laughs and winks into the camera smirking lightly she speaks

Michelle McCool: Oh come on now, y’all didn’t honestly think I was serious did you? I mean sure, I haven’t been here for two months but, I would never just up and leave y’all. Especially my girl Lay-Lay. You see, I’ve been sitting at home thinking about where I’ve wanted to go from here. While sitting at home, I saw so many different things happening to this division. All of it, mainly seemed to be centered around Lay. Which, while most of the time that’s great because that’s how it should be, she was often times on the receiving end of an attack. From a mystery Diva nonetheless. The sad thing about this y’all, is in doing all this, Lay had no clue who it was. Months later, we found out just who it was. In-fact, we also found out, that it wasn’t just one person but two people Lay and I know very well.

Michelle lets out a deep sigh before speaking

Michelle McCool: Those two Diva’s in-fact fought us at last years Final Stand PPV in the Diva’s Money In The Bank Match. These are two of the most low-life, vile, ignorant girls I’ve ever met. Sure, one of them became the Miss MITB but, that’s another story. Their names? Well, none other than Velvet Sky and Angelina Love, the “Beautiful People. Honestly y’all when I saw that, I didn’t know what to think but, I gotta tell you, it didn’t surprise me not one bit. These two had always been jealous of us. Moving on, once it was revealed, Lay spent the next few weeks and month, feuding with little Angie over what had happened. The end result, ending up being that Lay would face Angelina at Digital Decision in a stretcher match. What happened, well, naturally she won and became the new Miss Money In The Bank. Of course, by that time, I was still around too, busy dealing with little Miss Melina. The odd thing about it y’all was that after she sent both them bimbo’s packing, Angelina showed back up just a month later and now she’s feuding with her partner? What happened to showing Vickie that we’re the two most dominate teams in the Diva’s division. I guess that just leaves us right Lay, well, I can’t say I’m surprised.

Michelle McCool: So the great news was, I retired oh wait fired Melina, and Lay became your new Miss MITB. Which, should’ve happened in the first place, back at Final Stand but, that’s in the past. Now, we’re looking towards the future. Tonight, it seems my BFF is in yet another match but, this time her case isn’t on the line. Instead, she’s dealing with someone I know all too well. That someone, goes by the name of Pigg.. I mean Mickie James. Hey, girl how you doing, you making sure to follow my steps for losing some of that weight you put on. I mean, last I recall, you were some psycho trying to shove people down stairs which, I see is still going on. Thus, why we’re all here tonight where Lay will take on Mickie and shut her up, just like she did both those Ugly People! Now, back to why I came out here after being gone two months. Ya see guys, I’ve been thinking I need to support my BFF more but, not before I don’t try and get back into action myself.

Jerry Lawler: Welp, looks like she’s not retiring after all, boo-hoo

Michael Cole: Oh will you just shut up Jerry, Michelle is trying to address her many fans out here tonight. Now, keep quiet before she comes over here and makes you. Proceed Michelle, I’m sorry this ignorant “Legend” spoke out of his turn.

Michelle McCool: Now, I know you think you’re all smart and tough Mickie but, what do you think you’re going to gain out of trying to stop Lay from becoming these peoples new Diva’s Champion. She’s obviously better looking than you, so is it jealousy? She’s definitely more talented than you, so is it that you know you’re too out of shape to do this anymore? No, I know what it is, it’s that you’re scared. You’re scared that once Lay gets her hands on you, she’s gonna do like she did with those two skanks Angie and Vel-Vel, that she’ll humiliate you and make you disappear and then return a few months later. So, Mickie, instead of doing that, why don’t you just do us all a favor and give up now. I’m sure you can go find another job. I know what you can do Hun, you can apply to be a waitress at a restaurant. Now, I said waitress because obviously if you became the chef, you’d put any place you work at out of business. At least if you’re a waitress, you can have all the free-samples you want and not get in trouble, isn’t that just amazing!

Michelle smirks

Michelle McCool: Now onto the real reason I came out here. I’m here to say that Michelle McCool is back and I’m here to stay. So, while I wait to see my girl Lay tear that little Piggy limb from limb, here’s what we’re gonna do y’all. I’ve beaten everyone of those so-called Diva’s in the back, I’m a multi-time Diva’s champion and one half of the most dominate Diva’s tag teams of all time. I’ve done all there is to do, I’ve beaten every single person there is to beat. There’s nothing else left for me here. Now, before y’all think I’m saying I’m quitting, I wouldn’t do that to y’all. I know y’all can’t live without seeing this flawless face. So, what I’m saying is this, instead of finding challenges, I’m gonna wait for them to come to me. That is, if they think they can be on the level of someone as Flawless as me.

Michelle drops the mic and smirks eagerly wondering who would accept her challenge, after waiting for a few seconds a familiar theme hits the arena



As Madison's theme hits the arena the fans begin to boo her, as she makes her way onto the stage

Jim Ross: Well, ladies and gentlemen, this could be interesting

Michael Cole: We haven't seen Madison Rayne, since she lost to AJ Lee last month, and she doesn't look happy.

Jerry Lawler: When has she ever looked happy? I don't think I've ever seen Madison smile.



Complete in sash and tiara, Madison stands on the stage, slowly removing her gloves, waving to the crowd and taking a bow as slowly as possible

Michael Cole: Well she has a right not to be. She feel's that she's been passed up time and time again, for so called undeserving diva's, for her rightful title shot.

Jim Ross: Come on, Cole. She didn't get a title shot, because she couldn't get the job done when it counted, AJ, Trish, Maryse. Whenever she had the chance to stake a claim at the title she failed, that's why she never got a shot, not because of some injustice against her.



As her music continues, Madison begins to slowly walk down the ramp

Michael Cole: You're just jealous, you can't take the fact that Madison has, and will continue to achieve more than either of you two ever have.

Jerry Lawler: You have to be kidding me, Cole. Madison hasn't achieved a thing since coming to XWL, and with an attitude like hers she'll continue to do exactly that.

As Madison reaches the ringside, she walks up the steps, and through the middle and bottom ropes, before walking over the opposite side of the ring, staring at Michelle on her way, before being handed a microphone by the ring announcer, and her theme fades out, as she raises her microphone to her mouth



Madison Rayne: I'm sorry, but the welcome backs will have to wait for later, and 'chelle I'll get to you in just a moment, because trust me when I say I've got a whole lot to get off my mind, like say that I was kept off TV for the last month because Mick Foley doesn't know actual talent when it's standing right in front of him, in his shows locker room or even in his shows ring being the best thing the best thing on his show, in this division, even in this whole company, and what did he do? He shipped me off to Redemption with all rejects and losers. Not that the competition over on Breakdown was of...well any quality at all, but I already knew that on the red brand the quality is so much worse. But naturally I don't hold it against my new General Manager Vickie Guerrero for giving it her all to get the only female wrestler actually worth a damn in this ENTIRE company, on her show.

As Madison talks herself up the crowd boo her before a small section of the crowd begin to chant "You Suck" for a few seconds



As the chant continues Madison shrieks SHUT UP a few times, causing the crowd to boo louder for a few seconds

Madison Rayne squealing: Unlike...

As Madison squeals the boo's get louder

Madison Rayne shouting: You people will listen to what I have to say!

As the crowd continue to boo, Madison clearly gets more annoyed, before having to compose herself, before continuing to talk

Madison Rayne: Unlike Eve Torres, Trish Stratus and that third generation loser Nattie Neidhart, I actually add some star power to this shows side of the division. And I'm sure Vickie just like EVERYBODY else is sick and tired Natalya receiving title shot after title shot without doing a damn thing to earn it, whilst the true talent doesn't get a damn thing. And by true talent, I obviously I mean myself, because I am the only one worth a damn. Unlike the rest in this company , with all the fakes, the losers and ALL the girls in the back that don't have what it takes, the ones that were that untalented in their previous jobs, whether it was as a low rent model that's all the rage over on Breakdown, or I don't know say, if it's just a low class, low rent science teacher, where they all succumb to failure, and look to becoming a wrestler where they're exclusively judged on their looks on whether or not the get the job, and not on actual talent like myself.

The crowd boo

Madison Rayne: But I can assure ALL of you people, since it's a new show, it's a new beginning, but the exact same Madison Rayne.



Madison Rayne: And now, on to you Michelle, I don't think I heard you correctly. Did you say you've beaten everybody worth beating? If I don't remember correctly who was the one laying on their back in this very ring after I beat them at Sadistic Conquest? My memories a little bit fuzzy, but I think that was you wasn't it Michelle? And weren't you talk the exact same talk you're talking right now back then? Even your partner hasn't changed since then, she's still going up against fat assed losers and nobody really cares about, and you're playing the role of the pathetic cheerleader. Which, well I'm sure Layla's given you a few tips on how to fulfil that role to a tee.

A few members in the crowd let out an "Ohhhhhh" at Madison's cheap comment

Madison Rayne: And well, Michelle, it's great that you can at least try to walk the walk AND talk the talk, but you just don't fit the bill, you've say you've beat everyone worth beating? I've got news for you Michelle, I'm the only one worth beating, and you never have beat me, and you never will!

Michelle laughs lightly and looks around at the audience in disbelief. She slightly laughs before speaking

Michelle McCool: Is… is she serious you guys? I mean honestly y’all, I can’t tell if miss Rayne is serious. Let me look at everything you’ve said and break it down for you, kay Hun? You come out here and you sound like you’re upset. Is little Maddy Rayne, mad? You say that you come here and you want to be treated with respect right Hun? Well, for once, I can say I feel you. If you didn’t know, ever since I came to this company, that’s the last thing I’ve ever gotten. Sure, there’s fans here and there that like me but, as I’ve always said, what’s not to like right? You come out here and say that they don’t know what they’re doing, not booking “THE” Diva in their eyes? Now, don’t get me wrong, I have problems with management too Hun but, you’re far from “The” Diva in this company. I mean, seriously what have you done in the past year or two? Sure, you were in the Beautiful People for a while but, oh wait what happened they kicked you out. You come out here saying you want a chance, well what makes you think, that Vickie will give it to you? She’s just like Mick, I mean no offense Vickie you used to be my girl but, where were you when this poor, innocent girl needed you? Her whole world came crashing down, and she wanted you to console and save her. So, why didn’t you Vickie? Oh, that’s right, because nobody cares about you Madison.

Michelle smirks lightly before raising the mic again

Michelle: Oh and as far as that little rant on Eve goes again, Eve who? I mean seriously Hun, who is this girl named Eve Torres you’re talking about. The only one that came to my mind, is some dim-witted interviewer, who tried to turn wrestler by training with me, only to be too stupid and not know a wrist-lock from a wrist-watch. As far as Nattie goes or as I like to call her, Fattie Nattie, that I actually feel you on completely. Now, don’t get me wrong, Natalya is a talented Woman way more talented than someone like, you but, if anyone deserves a Diva’s Championship match it’s definitely not her. I mean do I really have to come out and say it, the only person who should hold that title, is someone who knows what it takes to keep it. That someone, is a former six time Champion and the first-lady of Flawless, me Michelle McCool! Oh and what was that Maddie, a low-class Science teacher? News-flash Hun but, I haven’t taught school in years. So, I don’t know who’s giving you your facts but, that definitely is an outdated one.

Michelle paces around and eyes Madison up and down before speaking one last time

Michelle McCool: As far as your little insult about Lay goes, well I simply will just say that, Lay’s a big girl and she can take care of yourself. In-fact, she’s more than happy to come out here and kick your head in for trying to insult her but, we’ll leave that for another day. Ah, memories, ya gotta love em guys. So, we’re all going to remember what happened back at Sadistic Conquest now? That was over almost two months ago. So little Miss Maddy beat me, big deal, one loss. What have you done since then? At least, while I’ve been in action I’ve had title shots and had my BFF’s back. Honestly girl, if you’re in a company and neither GM is booking you, that’s gotta say something. Sure, I haven’t exactly won a ton of matches, or made much of an impact but, at least people remember my name and what I’ve done.

Michelle McCool: Since coming to redemption, I haven’t heard anything from you, what are you, a mouse? Does Maddy want some cheese to go with that whining she’s been doing. Oh, I’m poor Madison Rayne and I’m maddy I’m not getting what I want. Here’s a tip Hun, want something you don’t have, then do like I’ve done numerous times, TAKE IT. Of course, I wouldn’t expect someone like you to understand what that means. Look at what you’re wearing, I really don’t think I wanna know what you’ve done before coming here. Is that some kind of crown? Are you a beauty queen? Oh, I know you can team up with Melina the scream queen and then, maybe then you’ll be successful. Oh, wait, I got her fired didn’t I? Now are we done talking, or am I gonna have to play teacher and educate you on how to accept a challenge too?

Michelle smirks and stares at Madison who looks like she’s going to speak, as she lifts the microphone with her left hand to her mouth, she opens her mouth, but as no words come out, she lowers her microphone and her hand down to her side, before dropping the mic on the floor

Michelle: What's wrong Maddy?

Madison glances at the floor, then to her left, as Michelle taunts her, Madison just stands there and the crowd jeer them. After about 20-30seconds, Madison bends her knees and picks the mic back up , raising it to her mouth and speaking

Madison Rayne: You know what, 'Chelle?...

Madison quickly kicks Michelle in the gut, before grabbing her by the head and hitting her with a Rayne Drop





With Madison on her knees, her theme begins to play through out the arena, as she looks at Michelle laying on the mat, and she smirks

Michael Cole: What a statement by Madison Rayne! Laying out Michelle McCool!

Jim Ross: That was a cheap shot by Madison right there, and I don't expect Michelle to let her off so easily if I know her at all.

As the commentators continue to talk between themselves, Madison stands her Michelle's body as the cameras fade out to a video hyping up the Pay-per-views main event

Normal Divas Match


Kaitlyn Vs Beth Phoenix



*Sorry for lack of video. Due to how late this match took place it's not possible so you'll have to make do with this poor excuse of a write up. The match didn't go as the write-up says at all and it was a lot longer, but the winner of the match was the same (obviously).*

Result: The bell sounds and both women stare intently at the other. You can feel the tension of the past several weeks as they lock eyes, before eventually they take a few steps forward and lock arms in a collar and elbow tie up. Beth Phoenix is the one to take advantage first, showing she has the strength advantage by getting Kaitlyn into a side headlock. Kaitlyn is not the weakest of the divas however, and responds by powering out and getting Beth into a side headlock of her own. The Glamazon responds by throwing Kaitlyn into the ropes and hitting her with a back body drop with huge elevation. As Kaitlyn grimaces in pain on the mat, Beth walks towards her and stomps on her gut a few times. As Kaitlyn winces some more after the stomps, Beth poses much to the fan's dismay. She then picks up Kaitlyn and nails her with a delayed vertical suplex, further demonstrating her power. Phoenix approaches her prey once more and again picks her up. As Kaitlyn gets to her knees however, she punches Beth in her stomach, winding the Glamazon momentarily. Kaitlyn uses this to advantage and lands a few more body shots to stun Phoenix, before following this up with a big clothesline. The fans are behind Kaitlyn and she is all fired up as she hits numerous clotheslines as Beth rises to her feet. After several connect, Kaitlyn goes for another clothesline but Beth counters with a sidewalk slam, instantly putting to an end all the momentum Kaitlyn had built up. A sinister smirk comes over the face of Phoenix and she signals the end is near. The fans boo. The Glamazon picks up the Chickbuster once again and holds her up high by both arms in preparation for hitting her signature move - The Glam Slam. Kaitlyn screams as she plunges towards the mat... the end so near... but she counters and rolls through, tying Beth up into a pin! 1... 2... 3! Kaitlyn wins! She surprises The Glamazon with one hell of a counter and preserves her undefeated streak! Kaitlyn quickly rolls out of the ring as Beth seethes in anger. Phoenix stares satanically towards Kaitlyn who looks back at her from the ramp with a huge grin on her face and her arm held in the air in triumph. She is then seen holding her hand up with 2 fingers and 0 on the other and mouthing "2-0" signifying the Chickbusters are 2-0 on this historic PPV.


Winner:

...and now you know why I don't do write ups.