XWL Sadistic Conquest 5/8/2011 - 5/15/2011

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William Regal Vs John Cena

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Unknown Match Type
4th Match In The Best Of 7 Series


Roderick Strong Vs Tyler Black

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Normal Match


Christian Vs Drew McIntyre

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United States Championship

Normal Match




Justin Gabriel Vs Kurt Angle (C)

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Normal Match


Triple H Vs Tyson Kidd

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Extreme Rules Divas Match
5th Match In The Best Of 5 Series


Sara Del Rey Vs Layla

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Last Man Standing Match
United States Championship #1 Contenders Match


AJ Styles Vs Kevin Steen

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Normal Match


Unknown Superstar Vs The Undertaker

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Normal Match


John Morrison Vs Edge

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Normal Match


MVP Vs Chavo Guerrero

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X-treme Championship

Extreme Rules Match




Evan Bourne Vs Rob Van Dam (C)

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Intercontinental Championship

Hell In A Cell Match




Ted Dibiase Vs Wade Barrett (C)

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Divas Championship

Falls Count Anywhere Match




Trish Stratus Vs Maryse (C)

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2 Out Of 3 Falls Match


Alberto Del Rio Vs The Rock

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World Heavyweight Championship

Irish Street Fight




Sheamus Vs Chris Jericho (C)

As XWL Sadistic Conquest goes on the air, a video package begins to play



The footage concludes, we then go inside the arena where the crowd is absolutely excited after witnessing such a telling video package about the hell in a cell match. Our cameras switch view to the commentator's position where Joey Styles, JR, and Jerry "The King" Lawlert are sitting by.

Joey Styles: I'm Joey Styles ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the very special show, Sadistic Conquest! Tonight is the night where only the sadistic, psychotic, and most devious man or woman will survive! We've got a huge line up for you and every match is sure to please each and everyone of you. But before we get into our huge line up of amazing matches, we have some huge news for all of you. Mick Foley our XWL owner, will make an appearance with a change that he says will shake the foundation of XWL as we know it.

JR: That's right Mr. Styles, I can't wait to hear whatever it is. There have been a lot of closed door discussions between himself and Vickie Guerrero lately so one can only wonder just what this announcement could be. But lets change direction for now and speak about our planned show for tonight. A highly anticipated and extremely hyped match will be the hell in a cell match between Ted Dibiase and the reigning Intercontinental Champion, Wade Barrett. We've seen these two go at it so much through the past four months, brawls, interruptions and unbelievable match ups. It all started with a debut by Wade Barrett, and it will end one on one for the Intercontinental Championship, in the most sadistic structure known to man!

King: I'll be the first to admit that I haven't cared for Ted Dibiase, but I must say he really have proven to be very dedicated in everything that he does. The will he shows in every match despite numerous nagging injuries is admirable. But with that being said Wade Barrett will easily win this match no doubt. He cemented his win three weeks ago when he delivered a sickening elevated flapjack toss down on one of our barricades to Ted Dibiase. Dibiase may have been standing tall by some miracle after a spinebuster that sent Wade crashing through our announcer's table, but the long term damage is there. It was made worse two weeks ago when Barrett did his Wasteland maneuverer to Ted Dibiase snapping him in half on a catering table. I honestly don't see the point in such a grueling match because all Barrett will have to do is knock Ted down once and it'll be an easy three count. Maybe in the future Mr. Dibiase will learn it's not about having "fun" it's about keeping yourself in condition to wrestle.

Joey Styles: I'll admit that you're bringing up some interesting points, but I can't say I agree with all of them. While Dibiase may be risky just weeks before a big match such as a hell in a cell, I just see his heart and will to realize his dream playing a factor in this match too. But we'll have to wait until later on tonight to find out. Another match we have will be Alberto Del Rio Vs The Rock in a two out of three falls match.

JR: These two men have really elevated each other in this very interesting rivalry. They've tied their scores over one another throughout these past few months and I can't think of a better end than a two out of three falls match.

King: It should be a great match up between these two, and I could see the winner being next in line to challenge the winner of the World Heavyweight Championship match.

Joey Styles: Which is another match I can't wait for. Sheamus and Chris Jericho collided in an Irish Street Fight before, and we all remember the result of that don't we? Sheamus at the time was the XWL World Heavyweight Champion and in his home town much like tonight in Dublin, Ireland. Sheamus put away Chris Jericho with an unbelievable High Cross powerbomb through a flaming table! Throughout the past few months Sheamus has been close to recapturing his lost championship, but just hasn't been close enough.

King: I'll agree with you on that one but in his defense he did have the match won last month at Bad Blood. Are we forgetting what took place at the end of that match?

JR: You're speaking of Evan Bourne making his shocking return and arguably screwing Sheamus out of the World title.

Joey Styles: It was shocking, and the beatdown that followed on Sheamus was very intense. Chris Jericho and Sheamus are not exactly in the best shape of their careers after whats went on the past month, but something tells me their hatred for one another will just give these men the will to continue until they do anything and everything possible for one of them to score the victory.

King: I do believe though that this event will be amazing, entertaining, and sadistic.

JR: I fully agree with you there, a lot of brutal matches lined up including numerous championship matches, a variety of of hardcore style match ups, and bitter rivalries too.

Joey Styles: I think it's time we kick start this Payperview, but first we have prepared a series of video packages to be aired tonight. In these videos we will reflect back on the feud between Ted Dibiase and Wade Barrett. So lets go now to that video.

Loud cheers from the audience cease as a video begins to play on the titantron. We see the former Nexus leader Wade Barrett walks out onto the stage clad in a classy suit with a huge smirk upon his face. Jeers rain down upon him from the XWL Universe as they remember his WWE past. Barrett - completely unfazed by this - begins his journey towards the ring. The confident swagger in his movement is obvious and the smirk is ever present as he climbs through the ring ropes. As chants of "You Suck!" begin to rise up from the thousands in attendance, Barrett motions to the ringside area for a microphone. His music dies down and he soaks up fans' hatred for a few moments. Eventually, he raises the mic upwards and begins to speak...*

[Wade Barrett] For those of you who may not know me... my name is Wade Barrett.

Narrator- With those words uttered he cemented his purpose in the minds of XWL...He proceeded to explain his purpose for joining XWL, and his assurance in himself that he would become champion one day, little did he know it would come sooner than expected. Minutes later we heard the surprise arrival of XWL's former fortunate son, Ted Dibiase...

As Ted Dibiase’s surprise arrival becomes clear the fans erupt into cheers as this young superstar walks out from the back, microphone in hand.*

Narrator- Ted showed no compassion for the cocky young lad and it was almost instantaneous that their bitterness for one another was born. You could tell just by the way they looked at each other that they didn't like each other, they didn't care what the other stood for, and that just added to this soon bitter feud. After many insults, comments and any other thing that could be said, things became even more heated....

[Ted Dibiase] You want me to turn around? Want me to just walk away? I suggest you make me, because I am having way too much fun out here!

[Wade Barrett] If you step foot in this ring I'll be more than happy to make you!

*Wade drops his mic and beckons for Ted to get in the ring. Ted looks fired up and climbs onto the apron as Wade continues to invite him to enter the squared circle. Huge cheers from the fans to encourage Ted. As he puts one foot through the ropes... the potential brawl is interrupted by more music beginning to play.*

*The cheers for Ted are drowned out now by insane amounts of heat for our general manager, Vickie Guerrero. She steps out from the back in her casual outfit with a microphone in hand.*

Narrator- Their fun for now would be put at halt, but with Vickie Guerrero's arrival, came the announcement that would set this rivalry in its place. It was announced Wade Barrett would make his in ring debut against Ted Dibiase at No Escape! It was their very first match together, but it would prove to be far from their last. With one announcement, the destiny of both men quickly changed.

*We come back from the Hell in a Cell video package to JR, Joey Styles, and The King at ringside.*

[[JR:]] Ladies and gentlemen, last week, Shawn Michaels was scheduled to partake in a match against William Regal. However, William Regal showed his true colors by attacking Shawn Michaels as he was coming down to the ring, leaving Michaels unconscious in a pool of his own blood. We got word that late last week, Michaels was told by doctors in the hospital that they would reccomend that Shawn..walked away from professional wrestling. All of us at XWL wish Shawn Michaels the best in all his futu..

[[Joey:]] JR, JR, wait a minute. I'm getting word in my headset that Shawn Michaels IS..AT SADISTIC CONQUEST TONIGHT!

[[King:]] He probably wants to get his pity love from all the idiots here tonight before he calls it quits. Michaels has never skipped a chance to put on a big show of himself. Michaels is the biggest baby in this indus..

*And with that, King is cut off by music over the PA*



*King screams in shock as "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels walks out on the entrance stage, as the crowd goes nuts! Michaels, however, shows none of his usual fancy theatrics, opting to simply walk out, microphone in hand, his forehead with a noticeably large band-aid on it. Michaels raises the mic to his mouth as the camera follows his every move*

[[HBK:]] Guys, holy crap! You can NOT believe who I just saw in the parking lot! The legend himself, SHAWN MICHAELS!

*HBK is greeted by half laughs and half cheers, the fans obviously are behind the pro wrestling icon.*

[[HBK:]] Ya know, a lot of rumors have gone around that he might have to retire because of *Michaels now transitions into an English accent* some miserable toerag giving him a cheap knee to the noggin, knocking him out. *Michaels now drops the accent* Because that was the ONLY way that English snob, William Regal, could even DREAM of beating me! Of course, if I was as bad as a rapper as he was, I would be angry at the rest of the world too..

*The crowd boos and chants "REGAL SUCKS! REGAL SUCKS! as the camera zooms in, showing only HBK's face*

[[HBK:]] But Regal, I know you're back in the back drinking your tea, praying to your diety of choice, trying to call Queen Elizabeth and the Royal Guard for help, pissing in your pants because you're scared of getting your tea and crumpets kicked by John Cena. I want to make myself very, very clear. William Regal, you British piss-stain. If John Cena doesn't completely rip you apart, then I'll make sure I will. I don't care if it kills me. I will take. you. out. And until I get my hands around your throat, and kick every yellow big fat tooth down your throat..Shawn Michaels..will NEVER. NEVER. Retire.



*Michaels violently tosses the mic down, and storms to the back.*
[[JR:]] Well guys, this is HUGE. Shawn Michaels claims that retirement won't cross his mind until he has his revenge on William Regal.

[[Joey:]] Personally, I hope Regal gets what's coming to him. Few men ever mess with HBK, but no man gets away with it unscathed.

[[King:]] Aww, stop being a couple of kiss-asses. HBK's old. He's over the hill. He needs to get his crap together and walk away like the doctors told him to.

[[JR:]] King, Michaels is far from over the hill. And he can still go any night of the week. I know Regal won't back down from HBK, Regal's one hell of a fighter. But I don't think anyone can match up to the passion of Shawn Michaels.

*With that, we fade out to a video package for the next contest.*

***As Sadistic Conquest continues, the logo flashes across the screen and Scott Standford is stood by***

Scott Stanford
Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm joined at this time, by John Cena.

***The kids and the women in the audience cheer for John Cena, whilst the rest of the fans boo***



Scott Stanford
John, tonight you go one on one with William Regal. After afew weeks of taunting each other, you finally lock horns tonight. Your thoughts?

John Cena
I mean what is there to say? William Regal is one tough cat, but I'm also a tough cat. It should be a great match, and I have alot of respect for Regal, I mean he's been in this business for almost thirty years now, and he's considered one of the best chain wrestlers in the world, and you have to respect that. But clearly he doesn't respect me, or my fans, and I'm not going to sit back while someone belittles me or my fans.

Scott Stanford
A few weeks ago William Regal said that what you do is simple, and anybody could do it. What was your reaction to that?



John Cena
Well, Regal can think whatever he likes, but whether it's simple or not, but the fans love for doing what I do, and I can do it better then anyone. Whether it's rapping or winning championships, there's nobody in this business that does it like John Cena. And I draw a reaction like nobody else can. And because I'm proud of doing what I do, William Regal hates me for this, and demands that my fans are removed from the arena. But you know what those fans are part of who I am, the fans who cheer me, and the fans who boo me. Every single one of them has helped make me into the person that I am today. And when he disrespect them, he disrespects me.

Scott Stanford
Last week William Regal delivered you a message via his beating of the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels, as he left him laying on the floor lifeless. What did you think of that?



John Cena
Well Shawn Michaels is a great great wrestler, and it's almost impossible to keep him down, but am I supposed to be impressed that you took someone out by jumping them from behind? Why don't you use a chair too, if you're to make it an unfair fight? And if he thinks that's how tonight is going to go, then he's greatly mistaken, because I'm not going to give him the chance to attack me from behind. And when we step into the ring, I will show him exactly why they called me the Doctor of Thuganomics, and I can guarrantee that tonight I will give him the beating of a life time, and John Cena will leave victorious. So after the weeks of talk, and weeks of rap battles, tonight is fianlly the night, where I get my hands on Regal, and there when we step into the ring, there's no more bullying fans or terrible raps from William Regal, and there's only one thing to say. So William Regal. Want some? Come get some!

***As John Cena finishes speaking, he walks off the screen leaving Scott Stanford stood by***

Scott Stanford
Well John Cena with words for William Regal, before their grudge match here tonight.

***As Scott Stanford finishes speaking the Sadistic Conquest logo flashes across the screen as the segment ends***

Triple H walks to the ring, dressed to compete in his match with Tyson Kidd. He gets in the ring as the crowd is screaming at him, with chants ranging from "You Sick F*ck!" to "You Still Suck"! The crowd begins to die down from the sheer roar of hate they were at in anticipation of Tyson Kidd's entrance. But before he could make his way to the ring Triple H began speaking into a mic he grabbed from ringside...

Triple H:
This match is pointless! I know, you fans know, hell even Mick foley...our boss....knows that I'm going to kill this kid in a matter of minutes. I'm going to end his career much like our esteemed owner, and several others who have competed against me. Except this time, no one will care because he is such a tiny spec on the face of the wrestling universe. Hell, you know what....I officially announce that if I lose this match I will walk away from XWL TONIGHT! No exceptions, I'm putting my contract on the line against this chump! And Tyson, one month ago you stuck your nose in my business, and now....I'm going to rip it off!

Triple H sets the mic down, and kicks it to ring side as Tyson Kidd's theme plays and he slowly creeps to the ring, trying to judge his opponent from afar. He eventually dives under the bottom ropes and gets right in Triple H's face....

NORMAL MATCH
If Triple H loses his XWL Contract is terminated

Triple H vs Tyson Kidd

Triple H face palmed Tyson and shoved him into the ropes, but instead of taking it as an insult he ran at Hunter and connected with a big forearm to his face! Tyson again bounced of the ropes repeating the maneuver to daze Triple H. He attempted it a third time but HHH countered with a huge clothesline that floored Tyson! The Game delivered a stomp to the back of the fallen Canadian. He then grabbed his head and pulled him to the middle of the ring, he walked backwards bouncing off the ropes, rebounding and delivering a knee drop to the skull of Tyson. He covers 1...2 barely a 2 count as Kidd gets his shoulder up. Triple H in a symbolic gesture to stay down stomps on that shoulder. He lifts Tyson up and puts him in a front face lock, wrapping his arm around his head lifts him up and over for a suplex! 1....2 Tyson again kicks out following the suplex with a pin attempt. Triple H became slightly frustrated that he couldn't keep his word of a quick painless match. He starts grinding his forearm into the face of his opponent causing sufficient suffering at Kidd's dismay. He again covered Kidd while continuing the grinding 1....2....No! Tyson kicks out! He proceeded to lift Tyson Kidd up, and bounces him off the ropes.....in a last ditch effort Tyson catches himself on the ropes! Triple H comes running in but is met with a boot to the face! Tyson steps to the apron and leaps, spring-boarding off the top-rope towards Triple H.....but wait! Triple H catches Tyson in mid-air and connects with his signature Spine-buster!!!! 1....2....Thr...Tyson somehow kicks out!

[J.R.] How on earth did Tyson Kidd just kick out?! That man is a fighter!

[Styles] Your damn right he is! The punishment he's sustained would put an average man down!

Tyson begins crawling towards the ropes for leverage as Hunter is on his knees staring in aw, that Tyson was still going after the damage he has taken. Triple H raises to his feet and walks to the fallen body, and he stomps on each limb, starting at the right arm and working his way around in a circle until he delivered a second stomp to the same arm. Triple H lifts Kidd to his feet, Tyson is wobbling on his feet but still managing to stand. Triple H runs towards the ropes and leaps into the air attempting his signature flying knee attack, but Tyson side-steps him! HHH turns around but is met with a slap to the face, Tyson then delivers a kick to the leg to follow up the initial slap. He the threw a flurry of fists and kicks at Triple H until he fell to one knee. Tyson then ran off the ropes and connects with a big wheel kick to the head of HHH! Kidd remains on the mat along side Triple H, still worn from the assault. Kidd made it to his feet just as his foe got to one knee. Kidd runs into the ropes and on the return delivers a running big boot to the skull of Hunter! Kidd is fighting back from a major beat down at the beginning of this match. He drops to a kneel and returns the closed rights that The Game delivered to him early, until the referee breaks the grasp. Tyson backs off and lets Triple H get to his feet in the corner Tyson runs at the man in the corner but HHH steps to the side and Kidd smacks chest first into the corner.

Triple H lifts Tyson to the top-rope, and looks as if he's attempting a super-plex! Tyson hooks the top-rope with his arm. Triple H releases the hold and delivers a shot to the head of Tyson trying to daze him but Tyson returns with a head-butt!! Hunter is waivering on the top-rope, Kidd connects with a kick to the side of his head and sends Triple H plummeting to the mat! Triple H is out on the mat! Tyson leaps through the air and connects with a giant elbow drop from the top-rope! 1.....2.....Triple H kicks out! Tyson immediately goes on the offensive following the kick out throwing stomps at HHH wearing him down. Kidd backed off only for a second but as he went back into damage Hunter he was met with a boot to the gut. Triple H bounces of the ropes and connects with his leaping knee attack! He covers but Tyson kicks out at 2! The daunting match-up continues. Triple H stands up and begins screaming at Tyson, "STAY DOWN DAMMIT!!" He takes his thumb and begins jamming it into the eye of Tyson Kidd, inducing screams of pain from Tyson and screams of horror from the crowd. Triple H lifts his hand from his eye, thumb still extended, and moves it slowly across his throat calling for the end. He lifts Tyson's body and positions him for the Pedigree. He hooks Tyson's right arm.....but Tyson spins out from the hold and positions behind HHH, he grabs both his arms and locks in a backslide pin! 1...2...Hunter kicks out!

Tyson makes it to his feet just as HHH does, the both begin trading right hands in the center of the ring. Tyson begins to lose the war of fists but in a last ditch effort he delivers a swift to the kick the knee of Triple H causing him to drop. Tyson grabs Hunters legs and is attempting the Sharpshooter! But Triple H uses his size advantage to resist the hold and push Tyson into the ropes. He bounces off the ropes but Triple H scurries to his feet and catches the returning opponent with a Spine-buster! Instead of covering Tyson, he grabs his legs and applies the Figure Four Leg Lock! Tyson begins screaming in pain as his leg is being wrenched by The Cerebral Assassin, who is pleading for Tyson to submit! Several seconds pass before the referee begins to consider calling for the bell to protect Tyson's health but Tyson begins fighting back! He's squirming and rolling trying to turn Triple H over. He uses all the strength he has left and turns Hunter over!! Hunter releases the hold but Tyson grabs his legs! Tyson ties him up in the Sharpshooter! He's got HHH in the hold! Tyson is wrenching and pulling with all his might, trying to make him submit! Hunter has crawlen to the ropes, he is about to grab them but Tyson sees it! And he drags him to the center of the ring! Triple H has no choice but to submit!

Your winner by submission Tysonnnnnnn Kiiiiiiiidd!

Everyone in the arena, including Triple H is shocked. Not only had Tyson Kidd just defeated one of the best in the world, he had ended his tenure in the company of XWL! Tyson rolls out of the ring holding his back and leg from the pain endured and headed to the back celebrating. The crowd began singing " Hey, Hey, Hey Goodbye" at Triple H who was on both knees in the middle of the ring, staring blankly at the ramp as the camera cut to the announcer's booth...

[Styles] OH MY GOD!!! Tyson Kidd just made The Game tap!!!

[J.R.] Folks, we just witnessed one of the most shocking outcomes that could've happened at tonight's event! Triple H not only lost, but gave up, and not only that, he gave up his job here in XWL!

[King] NO! Tyson Kidd cheated! He paid the ref off! This is reverse from Montreal! The Canadian is supposed to be screwed! Why Triple H?! WHY!

[Styles] Well King, he got cocky and it backfired on him. And needless to say, I agree with this fans in that I am glad he is gone!

The camera pans back to Triple H still in the center of the ring, in disbelief at what just happen....Security comes to ringside to escort him from the building, effective immediately he is no longer a XWL Superstar. The camera fades to the next segment....

*AJ Styles is seen entering the arena and SoCal Val is quickly on the scene with a cameraman trying to get an interview.*



[SoCal Val]
Erm, AJ is it ok if I have a moment of your time for an interview regarding tonights match against Kevin Steen?

[AJ Styles]
Sure I’m more than happy to help.

[SoCal Val]
Ok, thanks. So tonight you go one on one against Kevin Steen in a last man standing match, what are your feelings going into this match?



[AJ Styles]
Tonight we are live at Sadistic Conquest. Only the most sadistic, menacing individuals will survive and well Steen? As of late he’s shown the entire XWL universe how sadistic he can be. But no one has seen how sadistic I can be….

Tonight I am going to get revenge for everything he has ever done to me and too all the other superstars in the back who was attacked by that overweight wookie. Tonight he is going to learn all about karma and how much of a bitch it can be when it comes to kick him right back in that fat little ass of his. Tonight I am going to be the last man standing and I do not care what it takes, I have heart, I have guts, I live for this business and AJ Styles will not die.

[SoCal Val]
Wow, strong words there. Now AJ, if you win tonight’s match against Steen you will be next in line for a shot at the United States championship facing either Justin Gabriel or Kurt Angle, how does that make you feel?



[AJ Styles]
Well to be honest it’s great, I get to kick Steen’s ass and hopefully put him out of this business for good, and I also get rewarded with a title shot, what could be better it’s a win win situation. Now Gabriel is ruthless don’t get me wrong but he hasn’t been doing so good as of late in his singles matches. What is it like 1 win out of 6 maybe? I don’t know so I hope he wins that way I can an easy match to look forward too. But there is always a chance Kurt could retain, now Kurt is a tremendous athlete and I have a lot of respect for him put if it comes down to it 1 on 1, I know I can beat him. Whatever happens I will soon be the new XWL United States champion, mark my words. Because I am the phenomenal one, AJ Styles.

*AJ walks away and heads towards the locker rooms.*

The Peoples Theme blasts through the arena signaling the arrival of The great one



The Rock bursts through the curtain in his team bring it tracksuit sporting a massive smile on his face as he stops at the top of the stage.

Taking a moment with the people, looking into the sea of cheering fans. He makes his way down the ramp high fiving the fans before going into the ring, climbing the turnbuckle and throwing up his arm for the signature taunt.

After a few seconds he jumps down into the ring, he gets a mic from the side and waits for the crowd to settle down before going into an all too familiar pose...



The Rock: FINALLY!.....THE ROCK, HAS COME BACK! TO DUBLIN!

The Dublin crowd go nuts, chants can be heard ringing through the stadium for The Rock


The Rock: Dublin! Are you ready, do you guys have any idea how massive tonight is? This night is shaping up to be not only one of the biggest nights in XWL history but one of the biggest nights in history, period. BIGGER! than the declaration of independance, BIGGER! than when Neil Armstrong took that first step on the moon, BIGGER! than when The Rock first raised his eyebrow, hell it's even bigger than Vickie Guerreros ass!...ok maybe not that big but The Rock is excited and he can't contain his exaggeration, you see, there are three reasons that The Rock is hyped for tonight!



Number one, The Rock has been walking around backstage all day, training, listing to his i-pod, getting into the right frame of mind for his match tonight and all The Rock has been hearing, is about a groundbreaking revalation! an announcement that will shake the very core of XWL, Something so important that the owner of this company has come all the way over to the great united kingdom to share his plans with us, The Rock is excited for the announcement yeah but The Rock cannot wait! he cannot wait! to meet up with his old friend Mick Foley! one half of the greatest tag team this industry has ever seen! The Rock and Sock connection! After Mick Foley makes his announcement and The Rock lays the Breakdown on Alberto Del Rio, we are gonna meet up after the show and go out for a drink, celebrate like only The Rock, Mick Foley and the Irish can! You guys can show us how to drink and The Rock can show you all how to score some pie...



Second on The Rocks list, He's gonna put on his trunks, lace up his boots, walk through that curtain and whoop George Lopez's ass not once...........but twice when The Rock takes that roody poo candy ass for two straight falls and ends this rivalry once and for all. This fued has been going on for three loooong months, it all started because you were jealous of The Rock, Jealous of The Great one and his ability to electrify the MILLIONS!



Crowd: AND MILLIONS!!

The Rock: AND MILLIONS OF THE ROCKS FANS, you were jealous so you disrespected The Rock, talking about how he had fallen off his pedestal and how you were the future but the fact of the matter is this The Rock is still standing here strong, three months later, sixty seven days later and The Rock is in the best shape of his life! Tonight he is gonna take Del Rio to his limits and push him further, as sure as Ricardo Rodriguez's homosexuality, The Rock is as sure that tonight, he will break Alberto Del Rio once and for all! both figuratively and literally, after tonight you will hear about the stories, hear about the poor old mexican man walking up and down the high streets, wandering around asking everybody his name, asking for some spare change so he can get a burrito, a shell of his former jackass self, a legend in years to come, little kids will be told about how this lonely old man was once a wrestler who had his ASS WHOOPED BY THE PEOPLES CHAMP AAAAAAAALLLLLLLL OVER IRELAND



Thirdly, when The Rock gets back from the hospital after an embarrassing talk with the Del Rio family about how he has to get his boot, back out of their sons anus. When he gets back from the hospital, maybe, just maybe he will make it back in time to see the main event and that, that is the last thing on The Rocks list to see tonight. Don't get The Rock wrong, The Rock couldn't give a penguins prostate who walks out of that ring with The World Heavyweight Championship around their waist, whether it be the current champion, Chris Jericho or the challenger Sheamus. It doesn't effect The Rocks plan in the slightest, whatever way the cookie crumbles The Rock will be standing at either side, waiting to take that title and make it his own. The Peoples champion WILL become, The World Champion!



J.R: Seems like The Rock has it all planed out King

King: Yeah all that is much easier said than done, first he should focus on Alberto Del Rio

The Rock: And then, then it will have begun, the age of The Rock, the era of The People. The Rock will come out here every singggggle show! and prove to you why he is champion by defeating anyone that Vickie Guerrero puts in his way. He will prove why he is The Brahma Bull! why he is The Great One! why he is The Jabroni Beating! LALALALOW Pie Eating! Trailblazing! Eyebrow Raising! Heart Stopping! Elbow Dropping! Crystal Clear! have no fear! Walking Tall! Whoop em all! World Champ The Rock!

IFFFFFFF YAAAAAAAAAAA SMEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

WHAT THE ROCK!

IS!



COOKIN'

Lay-Cool's theme sounds throughout the arena, boos follow with a small mix of cheers as we begin to pan towards the stage.


Just seconds later we spot Layla strutting out from behind the curtain in her ring attire and a matching shoulder jacket too.



The one half of Lay-Cool member throws her arms out appalled by the boos from the crowd, then proceeds to pose at the stage showing off her signature flawless attire. .



As she finishes showing off her new outfit for Sadistic Conquest, a small smile forms but quickly disappears as the boos continue. Layla then proceeds to walk down the ramp with her hand on her hip paired with an attitude in each of her steps. She reaches the bottom of the ramp, then a fan shouts "You suck Layla!" Thats when she turns her head, then gives him a very intense glare silencing himm. Layla smirks and steps up onto the apron and into the ring.



She steps onto the bottom rope, then throws her other leg over the top rope then slowly slides along the rope causing a few whistles from the men in the crowd.



Layla then slides back up, pulls her hood off of her head, then runs her hands through her hair a couple times fixing it back in flawless shape. The ring announcer Justin Roberts then hands her microphone from the outside and she dismounts off the ropes and stands in the middle of the ring.


Layla: Alright alright alright, shut up already!

The fans react very negatively towards Layla's last comment and this gets her even more annoyed

Layla: Oh so you're all just going to continue and be rude, yeah?

They begin a "You're not flawless!" chant

Layla: And you're all fat, smelly, slobs but you don't see me chanting that over and over, now do ya?

The chant continues and thats when Layla forms a sly grin on her face and proceeds to speak

Layla: You're all fat!

She proceeds to clap five times

Layla: And you're smelly!

She proceeds to clap five more times

Layla: You're all fat, smelly, slobs!

Layla ends her chant by clapping five more times sarcastically


Layla: Now that that's out of the way I think it's time I get into why I came out here and decided to grace all of you lucky people with my presence. You see tonight I will end my best of five series with your little internet sensation, Sara Del Rey. You know, it's been fun, it really has, but as the saying goes, all good things must come to an end, and let me promise you this you little butch bitch! I am not leaving here tonight a loser, ever since I finished my training to become a singles competitor I have been on a rise that will not be ignored. Do I need to remind you all about little miss AJ Lee? Becuase of me you no longer have to Google her name to find out who she is! I'm Layla, and I made her famous! Thats the kind of person that I am, but of course you're all too rude and judgmental to see that. I'm really a caring person if you get to know me. Obviously I do charity work, how else would this best of five series have come about? You think anyone on the roster wants to face this chick? Her ass alone is a reason to avoid her, shes got this sick style in the ring that just makes her attack you with her monstrous ass all the time! I mean what the hell is up with that? It's called wrestling, not sumo wrestling!

Layla: Aww, did I say something that annoyed you all? Did I hurt someones feelings? You know there was a time I would actually care, but who honestly gives a damn. You're all never happy! Oh i'm being serious here so clear the wax out of your poorly groomed ears, wipe your glasses off, and zip your big crusty mouthes so that I can explain exactly what you all do so wrongly.

Layla: First of all, if someone comes out here pandering to you people you cheer your heads off, because being a kiss ass is something to cheer about right? But I suppose thats someone you can relate to right? I mean you do have to kiss ass in your lives because you aren't famous and flawless like I am!

Layla: Second of all, god forbid someone says something you don't like, because then suddenly they are a "villain" Oh yeah because we're out here to please you people right? I mean honestly what do you contribute to XWL other than your lower class cash. Yet you think you have the right to judge people? You you don't you? See that is exactly why I don't care what any of you people think! Because I am not about to spend every waking moment of my privileged life worrying about what a bunch of a no life losers think about me!

Layla: Go ahead, boo me all you like, because it doesn't anger me, it just makes me laugh at you idiots actually wasting your time doing something so childish! It's like throwing a temper tantrum as a child, oh you don't like that we're having fish for dinner, why don't you go cry! Seriously you all need to grow up!

Layla: I am done wasting my breath on you people, because unlike you after tonight I will prove I am a winner! I have a future, and the same will never be said for a single one of you! Oh it's true, say whatever you want but i've got a high paying job, and a best friend who has done more than the entire here combined! I'm going to be Divas Champion soon, and if you don't like that, well then I guess you're just going to have to waste more of your breath booing me, won't ya?

She drops the microphone down then steps out of the ring ignoring every boo from the audience members until she finally is at the stage and walks to the back not phased by the crowd's reactions