XWL Redemption: 7/3/2011 - 7/10/2011

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*Instead of pyro to open the show, the camera shows Lilian Garcia in the ring. She asks the fans to rise as she sings the National Anthem on the 4th of July.*

Joey Styles- Welcome to Redemption, right now we have a special performance for you tonight. We surely hope you enjoy it, Lilian is a great singer and she is delighted to be here tonight.



Lilian Garcia- O! say can you see by the dawn’s early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
O’er the ramparts we watched-



AWWWWWWWWWWESOME!

*The theme song of The Miz hits as the fans boo furiously, some of the biggest heat that has been seen in a while as Miz walks out interrupting The National Anthem, the camera pans to pissed off people in the crowd and Lilian Garcia who looks shocked in the ring.*

Michael Cole- YES! Thankfully someone has put an end to that madness! Are you sure Lilian is a woman because she sure has one butch voice!



*He makes his way out with a cocky grin, holding a microphone. The fans still boo'ing loudly towards him and showing him how much they hate him even more now, he shrugs it off.*

Joey Styles- I sincerely apologize on behalf of XWL, this is highly disrespectful and I assure you action will be taken...



The Miz- ...Really? My TV time gets taken up for things like this? REALLY?! I was getting ready to come out here until I was told that I had to take a back seat for some washed up announcer trying to sing The National Anthem?

*Lilian Garcia looks visibly upset and offended as the boo's reign upon Miz bigtime.*

Joey Styles- He interrupted the National Anthem because of TV TIME?!



The Miz- Maybe coming out here during The National Anthem was the only way to get your attention! I don't care if it's the 4th of July or not, for me it's just another day of being Awesome. But today I get to prove that I am deserving to be United States champion, when I defeat Justin Gabriel. Who isn't even American! You people should be ashamed of yourselves. I see all of you sitting there with your hot dogs, your candy floss, little “USA” flags. You make me sick, I'm a real Amercian. I'm working my way up through the ranks in my company, not sitting down stuffing my face on a day like this!



Michael Cole- You tell em', Miz!

The Miz- Boo all you want, I don't give a damn! Not even Vickie Guerrero thinks I deserve to be Champion, but tonight is the night I turn everyone's heads. I'll expose Justin as the fraud of a champion that he is! I just know that when I get my chance at the United States championship I will claim my prize. Now's my chance to strike while the iron is hot, I want all of you MizFits to get on Twitter, send an E-Mail, Text, Fax, Telegram.. Whatever you can do to spread the word about ME! Let them all know, because nothing will stop The Miz either way.

Joey Styles- I actually can't believe this guy..

Michael Cole- Don't worry Miz! I'll let all my friends know!

Joey Styles- It might take a while with your long list of friends, Michael.



*Miz makes his way into the ring and walks towards Lilian Garcia.*

The Miz- Get the hell out of my ring Lilian! You don't deserve to be in the prescence of someone like me..

*Lilian throws her arms up in the air as she leaves the ring with a sad look on her face, the fans continue to boo Miz.*

Michael Cole- She really shouldn't have been taking The Miz' precious TV time, in all honestly. VINTAGE Lilian Garcia trying to hog the spotlight!

The Miz- As I was saying. Nobody can stop me, Kofi Kingston last week was just a glimpse of showcasing what I am capable of. I hope you're coming to the realisation that this is the beginning of something beautiful, the era of Awesomeness has ushered into XWL whether you like it or not. And it is here to stay! I just can't wait for the day that I am crowned United States Champion, the champion of all of you! I think Vickie fears we'll see a repeat of Final Stand III, when she chose me for an Intercontinental Title match and I didn't have time to prepare, that won't be the case in my next title match because I'm focused now. Hell, if I had the chance I'd beat Randy Orton right in the center of the ring tonight! I could be a United States champion you could believe in!

Michael Cole- Justin Gabriel is in for it now!

Joey Styles- Wait a minute, weren't you just clapping for Gabriel at the end of Redemption last week?

Michael Cole- I like Gabriel, of course. Who doesn't? But Miz is the way to go!

Joey Styles- ...



The Miz- I'm a role model, I'm a person your children aspire to be, you shouldn't boo me! You people who are boo'ing me right now, you're not boo'ing me because I interrupted your precious National Anthem. You're boo'ing me because you're jealous, you're all green with envy right now because I'm living my dream while you're stuck in the cheap seats watching me. The people who are boo'ing me right now are the people who thought I'd quit wrestling within a few months, they're just boo'ing me because I MADE IT! And not those fat losers who are in a dead end job, trying to find some happiness by watching success storys like me! But back to my match tonight, what has Justin Gabriel done, really. He says that I'm undeserving of a title shot, what did HE do to get that title shot? Hmm, thirty losses and two wins seems just about right. As a matter of fact, if he did't have Wade Barrett around with him he'd just be a low card curtain jerker!



The Miz- That one hit wonder is nothing compared to me, and I'll prove it tonight and I'll EARN something that was handed to him. A United States Title Shot, in the land of the free and the home of The Miz.. BECAUSE I'M THE MIZ.. AND I'M...

AWESOME!



*Miz puts down his microphone and looks to Lilian and winks at her, she looks furious as the fans still boo Miz to their hearts contempt. He makes his way to the back with his cocky grin still present on his face.*

Joey Styles- I can't even begin to explain how disrespected I feel, and I know I'm not the only one. There's thousands of people here in the nations capital that I'm sure will agree with me!

Michael Cole- Oh waaaah waaaah waaaah! Let me complain and get the camera back onto me for my spotlight, waaaah!

*Joey seems angered by Cole's act of childishness, but continues to be a professional.*

Joey Styles- Aside from other things, tonight we have a big show planned for you all in DC tonight along with the millions watching at home.

Michael Cole- AJ Styles and Ted DiBiase take on The Undertaker and Wrestling's Anti-Christ, Kevin Steen. We know what Taker and Steen are capable of in singles matches, one can only imagine how things will break loose when they team up tonight!

Joey Styles- I wouldn't take Ted and AJ out of this equation yet, both of them can go if things get out of hand too. We know Ted and AJ will be able to stand there ground, anyway, this main event and plenty more matches to come tonight on Redemption!

*The camera cuts to a video package highlighting one of the participants in tonight's main event, The Phenomenal; AJ Styles.*

I Feel The Same Way About My Match....

**Redemption returns after commercial break and Justin Roberts is in the ring**

The following match is scheduled for one fall and the winner will become a choice to face Trish Stratus at Digital Decision!



Entering first from Jacksonville, Florida, Kelly Kelly!



**Kelly walks out stage and the fans grab thier cameras and the arena goes into a big flash as Kelly walks to the ring and gives the fans hi-fives**




And her opponent from Sanford, North Carolina, The firey Red-Head, LITA!



**The fans get up on thier feet into a roar when lita enters stage the music can't even be heard she runs down to the ring and looks into the eyes of Kelly**

Michael Cole: Well Joey how do you see this match playing out?

Joey Styles: Its hard to say Cole we got two women with COMPLETELY different personality, Theres the pretty girl that everyones loves Kelly Kelly but then you have the Punk rock expert Lita, It could go anway but I say sit back and enjoy the show!

**The match starts and the two lock up, Lita takes the arm and pulls Kelly down into an armbar, Kelly quickly rolls out and kicks Lita in the gut and whips her to the ropes, Lita slides under Kelly and trips her legs and rolls on top into a camel clutch! The ref asks Kelly to quit but she quickly says no and breaks out, she turns around and gets caught with a clothesline and Lita covers!

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Kick-Out!

Lita picks Kelly up and whips her to the corner she runs at her but kelly catches her in a hurricanrana, Kelly heads up the top rope and taunts to the crowd she leaps for a cross body and gets Lita, into the cover!

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Kick-Out!

Kelly goes to the top rope again, but this time she is distracted by taunting and Lita pushes her into and awkward position, Lita climbs up and has her hooked............SUPERPLEX! Cover

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KICK-OUT!

Lita walks over to the turnbuckle and starts waiting for Kelly to get up, Signaling for the Spear the intensity in her eyes is amazing, Kelly slowly arises and Lita charges and her BUT KELLY KICKS LITS IN THE GUT! She locks up for the K2!




BUT LITA ROLLS OUT!




LITA DDT! Lita heads up top!



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Here is your winner!

LIIIIIIIIIIIITA!



Lita runs up the turnbuckle and the fans roar once again, Lita head to the back and we fade to commercial

{Chris Sabin's theme starts as he walks out onto the stage and begins to walk down the ramp interacting with the fans on the way}




{Then Austin Aries theme hits as he then walks to the stage and stands taking in the atmosphere from the XWL crowed then begins to walk down the ramp and climbs in to the ring}




The bell rings and both men lock up but Aries gets the upper hand and hits a suplex and floats over into a pin but Sabin kicks out at one both men quickly get to there feet, they start to size each other up and Sabin goes for another lock up attempt but Aries kicks him in the gut and whips him towards the ropes Aries duck on the rebound Sabin comes back Aries attempts a hip toss but Sabin blocks it and turns it into a hip toss of his own Aries gets to his feet holding his lower back Sabin quickly connects with a spinning back kick to the gut Sabin bounces off the ropes and hits a running drop kick to the head of Aries Sabin continues his momentum by turning him over and going to the top rope points at Aries and leaps for a leg drop but Aries manages to rolls out of the way Aries sensing that Sabin is in trouble and goes for the cover.


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And Sabin gets the shoulder up Aries tries to stay in control by locking in the figure 8 leg lock Sabin is reaching and clawing for the ropes but cant make it Aries thinks he's got an easy win but Sabin digs deep and pulls himself towards the ropes but Aries doesn't let go and the ref starts the five count Aries releases the hold on the count of 4 Sabin starts to clutch at his knee as Aries pulls Sabin away from the ropes and signals for the power drive elbow drop Aries begins to swing from side to side then spins and connects with Sabin's chest Sabin sits up from the impact Aries then quickly follows with a drop kick to the face and quickly goes for the cover.

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Sabin kicks out again Aries can't believe it he looks shocked that he didn't get the win but Sabin slowly gets to his feet Aries see's this and attempts a side walk slam but Sabin fights out lifts Aries up and connects with the Sabiliser Aries goes down hard and Sabin drops to the floor both men are down as the ref starts a ten count the 1..2..3..4..5 and Sabin makes it to his feet and climbs out to the apron Aries is slowly getting to his feet then Sabin spring boards and tries a clothes line but Aries connects with a quick kick to the gut then moves to the back of Sabin and connects with a forward Russian leg sweep Aries then pulls Sabin to his feet and signals for the brain buster he lifts Sabin up and connects Aries then goes to the top rope and leaps for the 450 splash but Sabin moves out the way Aries gets to his feet holding his stomach Sabin see's his chance lifts Aries to his shoulders and hits the cradle shock and get the


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Normal Match


Kofi Kingston Vs Mr. Fn




Fn then hits the chokeslam and pins Kofi. Stupid David getting disconnected.

Winner:

Joey Styles: Impressive victory by Fn here.

Suddenly, as Fn is celebrating his win, the lights go out.

Micheal Cole: What the hell is going on?

When they reappear, The Brothers of Destruction are standing behind Fn! Not only that, Taker has handcuffs! Fn turns around and Kane hits him with a big boot. Kane and Undertaker beat down on Fn as Taker wraps the cuffs around his hands. Taker then punches him right in the head! Fn seems out cold as Kane drags his body over to the ropes. Kane holds up his hands as Taker walks over, and he handcuffs him to the ropes!

Joey Styles: This is not right! What are these two bastards planning to do?

When it seems all hope is lost, the lights go out and come back on, only for the Brothers to be missing, but Fn is still handcuffed to the ropes.

Micheal Cole: Look at that! They fooled you and the rest of these sheep! They are only playing mind games!

The lights go back out.

Joey Styles: I think you might need to take those words back, Cole.

When they come back on, Kane has some fireworks in his hand! Now the fans should be concerned for their safety!

Joey Styles: NO! This is way too far! Somebody needs to stop this!

Taker kicks Fn in the face as Kane gets ready to shoot them off, pointed right at Fn's face! Suddenly, right before he's ready, a familiar theme hits.



Micheal Cole: HEY! HE HAS NO BUSINESS BEING OUT HERE!

Ted rushes out with a chair in hand and The B.O.D. prepare for him to come in. Ted slides in hits Kane in the gut before smacking his back! Kane goes down as Ted hits Undertaker next, causing him to stagger! Taker tumbles out of the ring as Kane is back up. Ted swings, but he just swats the chair out of his hand!

Joey Styles: Kane just swatted that chair like a fly!

Ted then charges off the ropes, but Kane grabs him by the throat! Meanwhile, Fn is trying to get out of the handcuffs. Kane starts to choke Ted with both hands, but Fn breaks out of the cuffs! The crowd cheers as he saves Ted and start to trade fists with Kane! The two go back and forth as Ted gets the chair and hits Kane in the back of the head! Fn glances at Ted quickly and they handcuff Kane to the ropes! The crowd cheers as Kane's eyes get wide. Fn points at the fireworks and the crowd cheers! Before he can do anything, the lights go out, and when they come back on, we see that The Brothers have vanished!

Joey Styles: Kane got lucky here tonight!

Micheal Cole: Little Theodore had no business being out here! I hope Undertaker squashes him tonight!

Fn and Ted look at each other, and Fn does it with a look of anger on his face. Redemption goes to a break.

XWL Redemption shows a video package for The National Guard, we then head backstage where numerous cadets are shown posing for pictures with Ted Dibiase.



After their superior officer finishes taking pictures, he walks over to Ted and extends his hand which Dibiase happily shakes



Officer: Thank you Ted for taking the time out of your busy schedule to talk to these kids. It really means a lot to them when they get opportunities like this after a long training period.

Ted Dibiase: Really the pleasure is all mine, I take great honor in getting a chance to speak to today's youth on their road serving this country proud in many ways.

They end their hand shake and Ted then redirects his attention back to the cadets.

Ted Dibiase: What you men are embarking on is a courageous and admirable thing. I can guarantee you it won't be fun as I'm sure you're all aware of. But together, with this man's help you can go on to achieving many great goals. This opportunity that you've been given is one you should cherish always. The National Guard has taken you under their wings to school you, to teach you things that will help you through life, and to make you strong men!

A backstage worker then walks up to Ted with a clipboard, and whispers something in his ear. He nods then turns his attention back to the guys once again.

Ted Dibiase: Well, I've gotta go do an interview, but thank you all for coming here today, and I hope you enjoy the show! Just remember everything we've talked about here today, and don't forget to stay around the main-event tonight! Me, AJ Styles, a tag-team match, does it get ANY better?!

He salutes the cadets and then walks away as we're taken to another video package, this time hyping XWL Diva Michelle McCool

Redemption cuts to the arena were the fans are all awaiting the next match, but instead the lights go out and on the titantron appears the XWL World Heavyweight Champion



The Rock: FINALLY! THE ROCK HAS COME.............TO REDEMPTION!

The Redemption crowd go nuts at the sight of the peoples champion and "ROCKY" chants start almost instantly



The Rock: You know The Rock was sitting backstage and he was thinking to himself, The World Champion can be on both shows right? Then why not pay the people over at Redemption a little visit! Now The Rock is very sorry he couldn't be there in person but he is just done the road at Breakdown getting ready for the main event where he plans on taking a two hundred and ninety pound piece of steroid buffed monkey fetus called Batista and whooping his ass ALLLLLL over his hometown in front of THE MILLIONS!

Crowd: AND MILLIONS!!!



The Rock: AND MILLIONS of The Rocks fans and MVP just know right here right now, that The Rock had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with you being banned from ringside! You think The Rock is scared of you being in the match? You think The Rock feels safer without you about? Well let The Rock say this, you can wipe Batistas shrivled little scrotum with what you think! The fact of the matter is this, if you were in that main event tonight nothing would change, maybe you would distract Batista with your dashing good looks and your freaky deaky sexual tension! But at the end of the night The Rock would STILL be the only man left standing!



The Rock: Thats enough about the main event, that is already set in stone, its as simple as Batistas music hits, he walks to the ring to the sound of mass hatred, The Rocks theme hits, he walks to the peoples ring to the sound of them chanting his name and then the bell rings, Batista charges at The Rock with all his pent up frustration and The Rock tells that little bitch to know his role and shut his mouth before nailing him with a rock bottom and then hitting him with thee most electrifying move in sports entertainment! The peoples elbow!



The Rock: So now that everyone knows how tonight is gonna go lets move on to Digital Decision! The Rocks very first XWL World title defence! Three things are a certainty in that match, number one, The Rock walks in World Heavyweight Champion! Number two, The Rock layeths the breaketh down on his opponents candy ass! Number three, The Rock walks OUT World Heavyweight Champion! The only thing that The Rock doesn't know is WHO he will be beating, nobody knows, hell I don't even think the XWL management know. Maybe it will come down to a vote, which means its down to you people! The Rock says this, you vote whoever you like, it doesn't make a difference to The Rock.



The Rock: Maybe you vote for Chris Jericho to have a rematch which means The Rock will have to fight a man who recently turned his back on the people, a man who The Rock used to respect but that respect went out the window along with your manhood when you started to cry, bitch and moan about the people and how you could never focus, well The Rock says this, come Digital Decision you may have to focus on The Rocks boot firing straight up your ham sandwich loving, canadian ass! Nobody wants to see you stand in the middle of the peoples ring with tears rolling down your face and moose piss running down your leg while you call yourself the best in the world at what you do? Well quite simply put Chris Jericho, If you were infact the best in the world, then you would have THE ROCKS World Heavyweight Championship!



The Rock: Maybe you people will vote for Sheamus which means The Rock will have to gather up all his gold, gather up all his lucky charms and gather up all his four leaf clovers! Then The Rock will roll them all up into a little ball and shove them so far down Sheamus's throat that the next time he defecates he will fire a damn rainbow from his pastey white ass! Maybe The Rock will have to face Alberto Del Rio which means for the fourth and hopefully final time The Rock would go out there and whip his candy culo black and blue until he resembles a dulux colour chart!



The Rock: Or maybe, maybe The Rock will have to put his title on the line against someone he hasn't yet came across in XWL, someone like CM Punk, a man who each and every week comes out here and dominates in his matches! But then he ruins it all by picking up a mic and opening his mouth and spewing the biggest line of pure, one hundred percent, unfiltered piece of horse manure The Rock has ever heard! He goes on about how he doesn't want the people to affect his career but the fact of the matter is this, if it wasn't for THESE people, you wouldn't have a damn career so The Rock says this, you call yourself Straight edge? Well how about you walk STRAIGHT down to the peoples ring and go ONE on ONE with The Great One and maybe, for one single solitary second when you hear the people chanting The Rocks name you will know what its like to BE somebody! Failing that The Rock can take your little Straight edge, bend it around a couple of times until it is a complete circle, then The Rock will proceed to take that circle and wrap it round your neck so damn tight that the next time you try to run your mouth and talk your crap that it will have no option but to come out the right end!



The Rock: Maybe The Rock will have to fight a blast from the past! A man like Triple H, a man who The Rock has beaten so many times that its almost kinda sad. But even still if you vote Triple H then The Rock will have no option to check his neanderthal ass into The Breakdown Hotel down on Jabroni drive! Which of course comes with a free visit to the Candy Ass Cafe and todays special just happens to be a big fat Rock burger with some extra hot Rock sauce on the side but don't worry Triple H, The Rock isn't gonna take The Rock burger and shove it down your throat, No! The Rock is gonna take that Rock burger and shove it straight up your candy ass! Then with your two dollar hooker for a spouse watching, The Rock will continue to beat you until you are nothing but a double H, wait nothing but a single H! Maybe after that Stephanie will see what a real man is and she will try to get a piece of the peoples strudel and just then The Rock will look her right in the breasts and tell her to get hopping because the last thing The Rock needs is an uncureable disease!

Suddenly The Rock goes off screen for a moment but comes back to a roar of laughter from the crowd when they see him wearing.....



The Rock: Or maybe The Rock will face John Cena in a rap battle, which means The Rock will have to throw on this damn tellytubby gear and spit a little rap of his own, which will go a little something like this....

Yeah, here we go its the peoples champ, the electricity is in the air!
Beating down jabronis for a living, as woman stop and stare!

Allll Your hopes and dreams The Rock will easily shatter!
Because to him your sorry ass, simply doesn't matter!

John Cena The Rock knows you're jealous of him! You wish you were as strong and good lookin'
But if you step into the peoples ring at Digital Decision, Then you will smell what The Rock is cookin'

The Rock throws off the hat and chain before beginning to speak again..



The Rock: So there you have it! Whatever way you cut it! Whatever way you slice it! Whatever way you smell it! You put The Rock in a ladder match then you can bet your grandma Jennys fake hip that he will climb that ladder step by step by damn step to retain his title! You put The Rock in a hell in a cell and The Rock will bounce his opponents sorry ass off each wall enough times that he doesn't know which way is north! Which colour is blue! Which bus he has to take home! Hell he wont even remember his damn mommas name! You can put The Rock in a bra and panties match with The Undertaker for all he cares the fact of the matter remains, The Rock is still gonna leave Digital Decision with his World Heavyweight Championship!



The Rock: IFFFFF YAAAAA SMEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

WHAT THE ROCK!

IS!



COOKIN'!

Following a commercial break Lay-Cool's theme sounds and the audience erupts with loud boos.



Joey Styles: Ladies and gentlemen welcome back to more of tonight's exciting episode of Redemption! It appears we're being joined by both members of Lay-Cool tonight, aren't we all so lucky?

Michael Cole: Why is Layla even on Redemption? She's a Breakdown diva, that means she's supposed to not be allowed on this show. She wasn't selected for a reason, so she needs to quit harping over the past and let Michelle be free of her once and for all!

Joey Styles: She's facing Michelle's rival, Melina tonight which explains why she's out here with Michelle.


The two divas walk out from the back, dressed in short dresses, and microphones in hand.



They smile as the camera zooms out and shows them staring out into the crowd.



Layla: Woooooooow 'Chelle! Would you just listen to these fans? They love us!

The crowd boos in disapproval and they just laugh

Michael Cole: No Layla, they don't love you, they love Michelle, you're just that diva that nobody cares about and never will.

Joey Styles: You've only known Layla for a short period of time, why do you dislike her so much?

Michael Cole: Are you forgetting what happened last week? Because I sure haven't, she attempted to assault me and I barely escaped with my life!

Joey Styles: You've got to be kidding me, she had a steel chair Michael, it wasn't a machete or a machine gun.

Michael Cole: This is no laughing matter Joey, she came after me for absolutely no reason! I'm lucky I escaped in time, who knows what could've happened had I not been in such amazing shape.


Layla: Anyways you know 'Chelle word around the locker room travels fast...I can't turn the corner without hearing something about Lay-Cool. We get it, we're flawless, you're not, so you're jealous! You want to spread vicious lies about us, well I say get a life!



Layla: So everyone in the back, and all of you in attendance better listen up because we've got some REAL TALK for ya! Those of you that want to make a mountain out of a mole hill, those of you who want to pick at every little thing we may not do anymore, you really need to spend your time doing something other than reading into the lines too deeply. Lay-Cool have been the most dominant divas team in this company's history! We've both been champions, we've both defeated nearly every diva here! But with the brands introduction, we were split, forcefully split I'll add.

Layla: But Michelle and I took this opportunity that we may or may not have wanted. Due to my lingering injury that sidelined me for over a year, I was seen in Michelle's shadows... I had no problem with it, because best friends share, best friends support each other without even an ounce of jealousy! I finally rehabilitated myself and people began calling Michelle my "follower" they acted as if I was the new leader? We got sick of it, everywhere we turned there were reports that one of us was angry being someone's "lapdog" when that couldn't have been farther from the truth! There has been and never will be a "leader" it's two equals sharing their careers and accomplishments together.

Layla: So despite disliking the decisions made by the general managers to split us up, we took this "split" as a chance to prove to everyone we are just as powerful alone, as we are together! We talked long and hard and we told each other to never come to each other's aid unless it was career threatening. A few attacks from a masked bitch was hardly threatening to my career, and a few squabbles with XWL's resident fun time wasn't even close! The fact remains we've been dominant as single competitors and that, that's REAL TALK!

Joey Styles: I can't deny what Layla says one bit. She and Michelle haven't let this brand split effect them which I think shocks Vickie the most.

Michael Cole: Really? To quote my good friend The Miz, REALLY? How is Layla being knocked on her behind every week in some way or the other dominant? Now what Michelle's been doing, that's a real dominant diva right there.

Joey Styles: Layla's been involved in a Divas Championship match, a number one contenders match, in fact it's arguable that Layla only lost those matches due to outside interference from the then masked woman, Angelina Love.

Michael Cole: Give me a break, you actually bought that load of bull?

Joey Styles: How is it bull? Layla lost immediately following said interference, if anything it's undeniably the reason Layla perhap isn't Divas Champion right now.

Michelle smiles

Michelle McCool: First thing's first, Lay what have you done with your hair girl? It looks a-maz-ing! Secondly, word around this place does indeed travel fast. It almost travels as fast as "little" piggy James did when she got word that catering was serving an all you can eat buffet! I mean, did you see that girl? Good thing she isn't around here anymore.



Michelle McCool: As far as these people go, we can't be too harsh on them Lay, not everyone can afford to look as Flawless as us. Sometimes, scrounging through trash cans behind beauty parlors, or getting second rate products online, is all they can do to remain remotely attractive. But, who would really wanna go that far, the better solution, would be going to a farm and rolling around in the mud, talk about a pore penetrating scrub

Michelle smirks


Michelle McCool: As far as these people looking at us like we're a rotting carcus and they're vultures to where they have to pick apart every single thing we say and do, it's people like that who make me sick to my stomach. At one point in my career, I used to enjoy hanging out with every single fan we had but, over time, we both realized that not all of our fans were loyal supporters. Whether it was giving us looks or saying things behind our backs, because they're JEALOUS I don't know. All I know is, ever since I focused on nothing but Michelle and Lay-Cool, we've gone nowhere but up.



Michelle McCool: I mean come on now, we all know the REAL reason Vickie and Mick split us up. It's not because they're jealous of our impecable taste in fashion, or it's not because they're sick of us spouting out phrases that would take them years to come up with, oh no.. It's simply because they're afraid that if they kept us together, they wouldn't have a roster and the company would go under!

Michelle looks around at the crowd as they boo

Michelle McCool: Oh come off it, y'all know I'm right. Sit down! Vickie thinks she can split us up? Well, that plan backfired now didn't it Lay? I mean, what did she really think splitting us up was gonna do? If anything it only made us stronger. After all, we've been BEST FRIENDS outside of this company for years. We've taught each other how to survive on our own. Splitting us up, did nothing but work in our favor. So, Vickie if you thought that splitting us up did anything bad, you're wrong. Actually Hun, Lay and I thank you for doing so. Now, we can dominate these "brands" and look Flawless doing so.

Michelle McCool: The last thing I have to say is for anyone thinking that we're not gonna be there for each other, y'all are WRONG. Wherever Lay is, I'll be there. Likewise her with me. A team is only as strong as the bond and our bond, is more than just a bond. We're sisters and nothing will ever change that. Not two little skanks who hid behind mask, or some brunette inflatable doll that every man in this arena has passed around at some point!

Layla raises her finger up to her lips then makes a Shh sound which causes them to boo even louder.



Michelle then lowers her microphone and Layla raises hers up.

Layla: Couldn't have said it any better myself 'Chelle. Jealousy is an ugly disease that's infested the divas locker room for years! Whether they're jealous of our looks, our undeniable talent, or our accomplishments...They all need to pour themselves a nice glass of OJ, take some Sudafed, and get well soon!

Michael Cole: That's her witty line? Jealous is a disease, so get well soon? Who writes this crap!?

Joey Styles: I actually thought it was very creative.

Michael Cole: You would.


Michelle McCool: Lay, I don't think ANY amount of asperin could change the fact that the looks we're still being given need to change. People need to just accept it, when you're as Flawless as we are, trying to verbally and physically attack us proves nothing! All it does, is make y'all look like the weak, scared, Diva's you clame to be. Sure, some people have said the term "Diva" fits us perfectly and why shouldn't it? Diva's not only want the best they DEMAND the best. We are Lay-Cool and those who think they're better, we'll y'all are just fools!

Michael Cole: Michelle McCool is a true diva, she demands the best and won't stop until she gets it!

Joey Styles: And Layla...

Michael Cole: And Layla what?

Joey Styles: Look I know you're getting over your "life threatening" ordeal with Layla last week but you can't deny that Michelle and Layla are two peas in the same pod.

Michael Cole: The fact you're comparing the hardly accomplished Layla to the amazing legendary Michelle McCool is an insult to her and all of her fans!

Joey Styles: Legendary?

Michael Cole: You heard me.


Layla: That goes for the self named "Beautiful People" Are you really that self conscious about your looks that you have to title yourselves that? We know we're the best damn looking women here but you don't see us running around with that as our team name. But all they've proven over the past month with these pathetic little attacks on me, is just that they see me as a threat! That they see me as the diva that can end their little "undefeated" streaks. I already ended Angelina's, don't push me Velvet or I'll end yours too! All it'll take is one minute in that ring with your plastic surgery tainted body and I'll make you famous!


They smile



Michelle McCool: It's almost like it was just the other day Lay, there we were the two most dominant teams in XWL, fighting to become Miss Money In The Bank. Yes, Angelina won due to a small mistake by me but, that's not the point. Where have they gone on since then, have they tried making an impact to become Diva's champion? Oh no, no they haven't. They've spent their time playing cops and robbers, well, in this case robbers. I mean, really girls, I know black makes you look slimming but, what exactly are you trying to say?

Michelle laughs lightly

Michelle McCool: I mean really? What were you two trying to accomplish, did you really think this is the same old Layla you fought back then, the same Layla who as you put it "hid behind me"? No!, this is a much more aggressive and determined WOMAN. She, unlike you, has risen her way up the ranks and could possibly be, no WILL be your next Diva's champion.

Layla: I'd already be Divas Champion if it wasn't for MANgelina! But at Digital Decision no matter the stipulation voted for by the fans, she'll once again be carried out on a stretcher and be out of my hair once and for all!

Michelle McCool: At least she'll have some company with her on the way to the hospital once I defeat Melina. Lets face it, as much as I want that title again, I've already held it five times, it's time my girl gets a chance. Plus, I'm a bit too busy with hyena perez.. Yes, that's right, Melina is nothing but a dog! Come Digital Decision, I'm gonna give that dog a bone and put her out of her misery. I can't say anyone would be sad about it though, because that dog is way past her prime.

Michelle smiles into the camera



Layla: But before you put her out of her misery you're going to get a well deserved apology! I don't care if the fans do or don't vote it, because one way or another Melina will will apologize for getting you fired years ago! What kind of person even does that? It's heartless, it's pathetic, and it's totally uncalled for! She wants to go around pandering to all of these people, acting like she's such a good person, well would a good person take food out of someone else's mouth? Would a good person ruin someones life for god knows how long?! She loves this business, it wasn't right, it wasn't fair and I promise you that you will apologize for your cruel act all those years ago!

Michael Cole: Why is she butting her nose in Michelle's business? Unlike Layla, Michelle can actually fight her own battles.

Joey Styles: You'll just pick at anything Layla says huh?

Michael Cole: I'm giving my feedback in an unbiased way of what has been said, it's called doing my job Joey, you should try it sometime.

Joey Styles: And I thought King was bad...

Layla: Tonight I face you in a match, I requested this personally from Vickie Guerrero because I want a chance to knock some sense into your big head! You shouldn't be forced to apologize from a stipulation, you should do it because it's the right thing to do! So after this match, after I've won like we all know I will, Michelle is going to get a microphone and you're going to apologize! And if you refuse, well then we'll beat it out of you!

Michelle laughs lightly and looks around for a few minutes before speaking



Michelle McCool: Ya know something Lay, Melina actually keeps trying to insist that I'm harping on the past and what's the past is the past. She keeps saying that I'm being the ignorant one by not letting this go but, tell me Lay, how exactly can I let go being FIRED! The last time I checked, that meant no money for food, no money to by the latest fashions for my Flawless self! Who does she think she's talking to, the salvation army? New's flash Melina, us Flawless folk, despite having our looks, are just like the rest of you people.

Michelle shudders

Michelle McCool: As much as it pains me to admit that, just like you, I need food and water to live. Just like you, I need soap, clothing and other necessities to survive.. Do you know what happens when someone's fired Melina?! That means, you DON'T get ANY of those things. That means I would have to scour the streets and .. get a job working with people like you.. Do you know how degrading that is?!

Michael Cole: I just feel so bad that she went through that. Michelle didn't deserve that, she's the best diva we've ever seen to grace an XWL ring, some ring rat shouldn't get away with getting her fired.

Joey Styles: Do you even know the full story? Michelle put her championship on the line and the interim general manager at the time made it so that the loser would be fired...If you were put in that position you certainly would do exactly what Melina did. Do you think Michelle would've felt bad or sorry for Melina had she been the one fired instead?

Michael Cole: Of course she would have, Michelle is a kind human being that spends her free time in many charitable ways. She feeds the hungry, she clothes the unclothed, and her biggest act of charity is standing right beside her!

Joey Styles: Taking any opportunity you can find to insult Layla huh?

Michael Cole: It's not an insult Mr. Styles, it's the truth! How else do you think Layla still has a job? Obviously they just keep her around because Michelle's so highly regarded with the higher ups.




Michelle McCool: So, tonight you're going to be taught a lesson. Tonight, you're going to realize to appreciate EVERYTHING you have being just like that it can all be taken away in an INSTANT. So, tonight when you face Lay, I'm going to be by her side.. just so you can see the face of the woman you put out of a job. I want you to think long and hard about what you've done Melina.. Come Digital Decision, it's about much more than an apology. Oh no, I want you to FEEL the humiliation you brought me. I want you to see what it's like to have it all and lose it in the blink of an eye. Because you see, at Digital Decision only one of us will walk out the winner. That person is and forever will be

Layla and Michelle smirk before speaking in unison



Lay-Cool: Flawless!



Their theme once again hit's as the fans boo, Lay-Cool then turn around and throw their arms up showing off their signature pose.



They begin to walk to the back laughing among themselves, we're then taken to the announcer's table.

Joey Styles: Strong words have been said by the two flawless divas. But can they back up their threats? Layla will meet Melina later on tonight and as we heard straight from Michelle herself, she will be at ringside and if I were Melina I'd be worried due to it being a no disqualification match.

Michael Cole: Of course Michelle will back up her words, she never says anything that she can't back up, I just hope she finally gets her well deserved apology tonight, Layla better back up her promise to Michelle to get that. It's the least she can do after all the years Michelle has carried Layla's problems on her back as if they were her own.

Joey Styles: It's sure to be a great match up and hopefully it doesn't get too out of a hand.

Michael Cole: Well ladies and gentlemen we've got to go to a commercial break, but please stay tuned because the voice of XWL is on commentary and I guarantee you will be entertained by my journalist prowess the entire night!

Joey rolls his eyes before we fade away to a commercial break.

The shows return from the last segment, with Styles and Michael Cole checking in on commentary....

Styles: Well we've had an interesting neginning to the night, with The Miz interrupting the National Anthem to continue his campaign for a US Title match, along with Lita taking on Kelly Kelly.

Cole: Sooner or later The Miz will get what he rightfully deserves in the US Title but until then Gabriel is keeping it warm for him!

Styles: Riiiiight.....Anyway, our next match is....



Alberto Del Rio's theme hits and cuts off Joey Styles comment, as he heads down to the ring with a mic in hand, he is not in his signature car but in wrestling gear...



Alberto Del Rio:
In mere moments I take on, John Cena, I man who has been in out of this company more times than anyone can count. Thank goodness for me and everyone else this isn't our old company because for the love of god he would be unstoppable! I mean unless he's already started kissing Vickie Guerrero's ass, but then again....I highly doubt that. I pledge to all my royal subjects of Mexico, and all my XWL Universe haters that I will snap Cena's arm in half tonight. No, I will not only break his arm, but I will break his will! I will do something that almost nobody has been able to do and that is make John Cena submit! Alberto Del Rio has no doubt in his mind that he will win tonight, and win at Digital Decision regardless of who you people pick!

Del Rio grins, while the crowd boo's....



And by the way, before this match begins, I'd like for the referee for my match from last week to make his way to the ring please. The referee jogs to the ring, where he stands with Del Rio and the assigned official for the contest, glad you were prompt, because last week you screwed me out of my match! I had Justin Gabriel locked in the submission dead to rights and you call a rope break?! He was a good 3 feet from the ropes!

Referee:
Um, Mr. Del Rio, it is my proffesional opinion that he was in the ropes, and that you were unable to answer a 3 count....

Alberto Del Rio:
Oh I see, I see...Well you're professional opinion is....WRONG!

Del Rio tosses the mic to Ricardo and delivers a swift kick to the officials gut and swings his legs around the poor officials arm and applies the Cross Arm-Breaker! As the submission is locked in Del Rio tells Ricardo to place the mic towards his mouth, he begins screaming "Is this a rope break?! How about your professional opinion now!" after several more seconds Del Rio releases the hold standing over the official, grinning, he grabs the mic from Ricardo and tells him to kick the fallen referee from the ring...

Alberto Del Rio:
That's what I do to people who cheat me! To people who cost me wins, championships, and money! I am the Mexican Aristocrat! I am Mexican Royalty! I AM ALBERTO DELLLL RRRRRIO! Now come down to the ring Cena, and get ready to lose!







Just as ADR finishes speaking, John Cena's theme hits and he charges the ring, as he slides into the ring, he snatches the mic from Alberto Del Rio and begins speaking...



John Cena:
Woah! Calm down Del Rio! I should be concerned, I mean after seeing you manhandle a defenseless, scrawny official, I, John Cena should just shit my pants right now at the mere sight of you!

The crowd begins laughing at Cena's sarcasm, John continues speaking but acquires a more serious tone....

I'm going to say this once and I'm going to make it clear, regardless of where I wrestle, from WWE to TNA to XWL, John Cena is as tough of a son of a bitch here as I was there! And you can do what you want Del Rio but I'm not going down without a fight!

Cena throws down the mic and charges at Del Rio who meets him with a full head of steam as the official calls for the bell and the match to begin....

Normal Match

John Cena vs Alberto Del Rio

Del Rio and Cena lock up, with Cena having the strength advantage of the two, he overpowered Del Rio pushing him into the far corner. Cena immediately started firing rights and lefts into the abdomen of Alberto Del Rio who was taking heavy damage from the shots. The referee stepped in between the two foes, and as he was pushing them apart Cena received a quick poke to the eye, staggered by the shot Del Rio lifts himself to the top rope, and connects with a leaping missile dropkick! He immediately follows it up by grabbing Cena's arm and bending from the elbow around his knee, beginning the process of wearing down his arm. After several seconds of being in the excruciating painful, Cena manages to power out of the hold by thrown Alberto into the ropes, He returns and connects with a big boot to the skull of Cena! He covers him!

1...2...

No! Cena slips his shoulder off the mat, John Cena kips up to his feet, and immediately sprints at a surprised Del Rio. He connects with a clothesline, bounces off the ropes and connects with another clothesline! Cena is fired up! He runs of the ropes again connecting with a shoulder tackle! Del Rio staggers to his feet as Cena lifts him up from behind and connects with his spin-out powerbomb! Cena rises to his feet, hand in air! He signals to Del Rio "You Can't See Me!" and runs off the ropes, 5 Knuckle Shuffle connects! Alberto bounces to his feet from the "high-impact" maneuver. John Cena lifts him up! He's going for the A.A.! He begins to toss Del Rio for the move, but in mid-air Del Rio counters! He adjusts himself and connects with a double-knee arm breaker! Cena's arm is in extreme pain as you can hear him yell from the impact of the move, he's holding his arm as he gets to one knee and is met with Alberto Del Rio's Enziguri!!! Cena falls face first on the canvas almost unconscious, Del Rio lifts him to his knees and starts firing straight kicks to the already hurting arm of Cena. After dozens of kicks, he hits the double-knee maneuver once again! Cena cries out in pain, Del Rio uses all his strength to get him to his feet and delivers a stiff boot to the gut, followed by the Cross Arm-breaker! Cena can't hold on long with all the damage already done to his arm, and he taps!


Winner: Alberto Del Rio

Styles: Wow! Del Rio taking Cena out quick, that seemed to have all the action of a 40-Minute match packed into 5-Minutes of time! Cena's arm seems shot, as he rolls from the ring and the medics check on him!

Cole: Normally, I'd call Cena a wimp but Del Rio is royalty and a god among men and he's just to much for most men! So I'm surprised Cena lasted that long!

Del Rio calls for a mic, after Ricardo announces him the winner, he hands ADR the microphone and he begins speaking...

Alberto Del Rio:
I told you Cena! Now walk back there with your broken arm and head held in shame! That is exactly why no one will accept my open challenge! Because they're all scared of me!

As Del Rio speaks he's interrupted yet again by someone else's music....



*Jeff Hardy's theme hits and the fans in attendance turn their attention from Del Rio to Jeff Hardy as he walks out from the back.*



*Hardy continues to walk down the ramp and reaches the end of it. He tops for a second and looks at Del Rio before making his way to the stairs.*



*Hardy walk up the stairs and between the ropes. As he makes his way into the ring he walks up to Del Rio and snatches the mic from his hand. Hardy walks back to the other side of the ring and raises the mic.*

[Jeff Hardy]
"Week after Week Del Rio, I here you come out here and run your mouth about The Rock, World Heavyweight Championship, and now an open challenge. It seems as if you still think you have what it takes to become World Heavyweight Champion but the sad fact is, that little piece of string you were hanging onto. It snapped. Therefore your time is up Del Rio and it's time for a new superstar to begin his path to Championship Gold. That man being The Antichrist Jeff Hardy. Just like two years ago I was able to win it without the help of these pathetic fans and once again, I will do the same."

*Jeff Pauses as the fan boo him. For a second Jeff turns his attention from Del Rio to the fans.*

[Jeff Hardy]
"Honestly, do you want to know why I call you pathetic? You boo the wrong people. You cheer for the people like The Rock, Rob Van Dam, and others who I think, don't have any wrestling ability at all. You boo for the people like Chris Jericho now, Del Rio, Evan Bourne, and myself.The fact is, the people you boo have more wrestling ability then the people you cheer. Don't believe me? I could care less because none of you mean a damn to me."

*Jeff looks back towards Del Rio.*

[Jeff Hardy]
"Now, back to you Alberto. I came out here for a reason and that reason was to accept your open challenge for Digital Decision because you will be Victim #2 in my path to championship gold, with Victim #1 being my opponent tonight, Chris Jericho.... Trust me Del Rio, I came out here to embarrass you once again. Just like I did a few weeks ago in a singles matches, and not so long ago in that Handicap Match. I defeated you both times and I will defeat you again."

Del Rio raises the mic to respond but is cut off by someone speaking in a shrill tone, both men turn to the titantron to see none other than.....



Stephanie: Gentlemen, Gentlemen please, settle your selves down. Alberto Del Rio, I have been sitting back here all day a little bored if i'm to be honest and I began to replay my husbands segment from last weeks Redemption. On watching through I noticed the little open challenge you issued. I've had a very close eye on your XWL career and quite frankly, I am impressed, you are indeed smart, handsome, powerful and rich. You dominate your opposition until they plead with you for mercy. You are cold, cunning and dangerous. Infact you remind me of my husband, almost like a lesser version of him. Which is why at Digital Decision, if any of these mindless drones in the audience do actually have brains then you will go one on one with The Game, Triple H!



Stephanie: Either that or you could get the easy way out and have to fight a nobody like Jeff Hardy there. You know, thinking about it you should probably pray to whatever god you worship that the fans don't vote for my husband because he will destroy you! Don't believe me? Heres a little taster.....



Triple H's theme hits as the air is filled with boo's of hatred for the game, in the ring Del Rio and Jeff Hardy are keeping their distance while keeping one eye on each other and the other eye on the stage. What both men don't know is they have just fallen for heel trick number one, it becomes clear as Del Rio hits the mat following a vicious clothesline from Triple H who sneaked in the back through the crowd, Triple H and Hardy begin trading blows, lefts and rights, Triple H begins to get the advantage, he attempts the Pedigree! Hardy spins out of it and kicks him the gut! Twist of Hate! No! Triple H throws him into the ropes and meets him with his patented Leaping Knee! Hardy flies over the top rope to the floor! Triple H is taunting Jeff whose on the floor, but all of a sudden HHH falls to his knees? Alberto Del Rio connected with his Enziguri! He lifts Triple H up and throws him over the top-rope! Both Hardy and Hunter are standing mid-way up the ramp staring up at Del Rio in the ring who has a grin across his face!

Alberto Del Rio:
Congratulations amigos! You two are the first of 4 to be in the open challenge! Be ready for Digital Decision because either of you could be the one who submits to my armbreaker!

Alberto Del Rio's theme plays over the PA system as HHH and Hardy argue and almost begin to brawl again until they get to the back where they're separated the show fades to commercial with Del Rio smiling towards the booing fans...