*Redemption's logo flashes across the screen of the Million's watching at home*
*Redemption's Theme and Video Package begins to play bringing the thousands in attendance to their feet. Stage Pyro begins to shoot into the air as Joey Styles begins to introduce us to Redemption.*
{Styles} Welcome Ladies and Gentleman to XWL’s Redemption!! We’re live here in Kansas City, Missouri and boy what a night do we have planned for you all tonight!
{Cole} That’s right Joey, we have the mysterious masked man; Frightmare going one on one with the Army Tank with a Ferrari Engine… Husky Harris
{Styles} That’s bound to be a great match, it will be interesting to see if Harris’s “Ferrari Engine is enough to keep up with the speedy high flyer.
{Cole} Austin Aries is coming off of a tough loss to AJ Styles where he claims that both his feet were on the ropes, le-
{Styles} Sorry but I need to stop you right there. We have some of the best referees here in the XWL, and I doubt that they would miss both his feet being on the ropes. Sounds more like excuses to me!
{Cole} I would argue with you, but frankly, I don’t care enough to! Aries will be taking on the Internet Champion… Zack Ryder.
{Styles} Moving on, we have Gail Kim taking on the living legend herself.. Lita. Gail Kim has been overlooked for a long time here in the XWL. I believe that she has what it takes to do great things in the future.
{Cole} Well Lita has proven time and again that she is capable of greatness. And I don’t know about you but I take proof over assumptions anyday!
{Styles} Fair enough, but I believe that it’s going to be a great match regardless of who wins!
{Cole} I won’t lie, I’ll be looking forward to those two divas squaring off in the ring. Almost as much as the match between The A-Lister; David Otunga and the Sinister Scotsman; Drew McIntyre!
{Styles} Hopefully some of Jennifer Hudson’s success will rub off on David Otunga! Did you see those two walk the Red Carpet last week at the premier for-
{Cole} Blah, blah, blah! So what? Unlike David Otunga The Miz is a master of the Red Carpet all by himself! He doesn’t need a famous wife to make an impact in front of the camera! And that’s why I’m furious that he isn’t booked tonight! This is madness! Madness I say!
{Styles} Well after that well deserved Package Pile Driver that Steen delivered to Miz last week I’m sure he will enjoy the night off!
{Cole} “Well deserved”!?!?... REALLY! The only thing that The Miz deserves is the United States Title back around his waist! He’s twice the champion that Steen can ever be! After all when you walk into 7 Eleven what’s the first thing you see?
{Styles} The 7 Eleven sign?
{Cole} No you idiot! You see The Miz’s face on a slurppy cup! The only thing that Steen’s face is on will be the floor once Miz hits him with the Skull Crushing Finale at Eye for an Eye!
{Styles} I guess we can only wait and see!
{Cole} You’ll see alright! Just like I can’t wait to see The Rated-R Superstar take on CM Punk!
{Styles} I can’t wait to see Edge Spear Punk’s mouth shut once and for all!
{Cole} Ha! Let’s be realistic now Joey. CM Punk has some of the best mic skills in the XWL and is one of the most talented in ring competitors… second to Miz of course! It would be a shame if he lost to the man who got his lights knocked out by JBL at Supremacy! CM Punk has his sights set on the World Title and I doubt he will let Edge slow him down!
{Styles} Speaking of titles, we’re blessed with another Title Match here on Redemption. Last week we had Kevin Steen taking on John Cena for the United States Title
{Cole} Miz’s United States Title!
{Styles} Whatever… This week we have our X-Treme Champion; Alex Shelly taking on Chris Sabin. Both men have been soft spoken as of late, but have continued to win match after match.
{Cole} That match seems like it will be cool!
{Styles} Cool?
{Cole} Yeah Cool.. Like Carlito! Tonight the King of Cool will be taking on AJ Styles!
{Styles} I guess we’ll find out if being Cool is better then being Phenomenal!
{Cole} Well you know who has been both cool and phenomenal as of late?
{Styles} Let me guess.. The Miz?
{Cole} Well duh, but I was going to say R-Truth! He’s been telling the XWL Universe the truth about all the conspiracy’s that have been going on under right under our noses!
{Styles} Conspiracies? The only conspiracy that’s going on involve yourself and The Miz!
{Cole} The only conspiracy involving The Miz is that it was Cena and not The Awesome one facing Steen last week for the U.S. Title! But thankfully Miz’s steel pipe squashed that conspiracy, just like R-Truth will be squashing John Cena tonight!
{Styles} Ha! Cena is never the squashee, he’s always the squasher!
{Cole} Well that’s a conspiracy right there! R-Truth will have a field day tonight!
{Styles} Well I know I’ll be having a field day calling the match between the two debuting superstars; El Generico and Bobby Lashley!
{Cole} This is a big opportunity for both men, one will be starting off their career in the XWL on a high note, the other a low! The first match of your XWL career is one of the most important matches of your life!
{Styles} That’s very true Cole! Trish Stratus and Michelle McCool will be facing off as well, this may not be the most important match of former Divas Champion; Trish Stratus’ career, but it sure will be an exciting one!
{Cole} You know who defines exciting?... And don’t say The Miz
{Styles} Erhmmm
{Cole} Triple H! The Cerebral Assassin has been making a huge impact since returning to the XWL both on the mic and in the ring. So far his success has gone unnoticed, but if he is able to defeat the likes of JBL tonight then I can see his career sky rocketing!
{Styles} Speaking of going unnoticed, ever since Jack Swagger and Kofi Kingston faced off The All American American has taken a back seat. Hopefully he can turn it all around tonight against Mister An-
{Cole} ANNNNDDDDERRRRSONNN!!! Man that’s fun to say.. almost as fun as saying the name of the man who will be taking on the likes of Ted Dibiase in tonight’s main event…ALLLBBERRRTOOO DEEELLLL RIIIOOOOOOO!!! Go ahead Joey, you try it.
{Cole} NO NO NO! You’re doing it all wrong! You need to roll the O’s… DELLL RIOOOOOOOOO!! Like that!
{Styles} Well I don’t have to roll the O’s in Del Rio’s other opponents name’s, Chris Jericho and Justin Gabriel. All four men are going to be competing for the World Title in an Elimination Chamber come Eye for an Eye. It will be interesting to see who is first to be eliminated tonight, and who comes out the victor in this Elimination Fatal Four Way!
{Cole} I’m almost shaking in my seat in anticipation for tonight’s show!
{Styles} And what a way to start it off! It’s Sin Cara!!!
*Cara enters drawing a small cheer from the crowd. He slowly walks to the middle of the stage with his head down, then suddenly looks up and sprints towards the ring.*
{Cole} Look at the speed of Sin Cara!
*Cara leaps over the top rope and into the ring with a summersault followed by a flip. He climbs the turnbuckle and points to the sky before back flipping off of the rope and into the middle of the ring!*
{Cole} Ladies and Gentleman be sure to stay tuned, as we get ready for Sin Cara to take on none other then Kofi Kingston!
*We cut to a short commercial break which ends with a hype up video for Breakdown’s One Man Rock Band; Heath Slater*
*We return from commercial to the end of Kofi Kingston’s theme. Kofi is on the turnbuckle interacting with the fans by performing his “Boom Boom Boom” taunt. He jumps down and stares across at Sin Cara*
{Cole} Welcome back everybody, we’re about to witness Sin Cara taking on the equally exciting Kofi Kingston!
*The ref signals for the bell to ring and the match gets under way. Kofi and Cara begin by circling each other before locking up. Kofi is able to get the advantage and locks Cara in an arm lock. He then throws Cara into the ropes but Cara is able to do a cartwheel and propel off the ropes attempting to his a back elbow on Kofi! Unfortunately for the luchador, Kingston is able to dodge the elbow and strikes back with a backhand chop! Cara falls to the floor but immediately is able to get back to his feet and the two high flyers stare each other down before locking up again. Kofi is able to drive Cara back into the corner where neither man budges an inch. The ref beings to count to get Kofi out of the corner..1..2.. Kofi lets Cara goes and slowly backs up holding his hands in the air. Once the ref is satisfied Kofi grabs Cara and attempts to throw him into the opposite corner but Cara is able to reverse it and send Kofi into the corner instead! Cara charges at Kofi but is met with a swift elbow followed by an array of kicks. Cara swings at Kofi out of desperation but misses and is hit with a huge roundhouse kick followed by a cover…1.2. Kick Out… The crowd cheers as Kofi begins to climb the turnbuckle.*
{Styles} Kofi needs to keep this momentum going! He’s.. uh oh! Looks like he didn’t do enough to keep Cara down!
*Cara is back on his feet and leaps up to the top rope where Kofi is perched. He attempts to throw Kofi down to the floor but Kofi refuses to budge an inch. Kofi elbows Cara in the ribs and kicks him back down to the floor. The crowd begins to cheer once again as Kofi slowly begins to stand on the top rope swaying back and forth. Finally he leaps at Cara for a flying clothesline but is hit with a dropkick instead!! Cara uses all his might to go for the pin..1..2…Kick Out!*
{Cole} Jeez! Both men are down after that!
*Kofi begins to stir and has the strength to roll out of the ring. Cara sees this as he gets to his feet and charges over the ropes flinging his body at Kofi hitting him with a Flying Cross Body! Cara rolls to his feet, leaps onto the announce table and holds his fist in the air brining a cheer from the crowd*
{Styles} I knew that Cara could bring these fans to their feet!
*Cara’s celebration is drawn short as Kingston swipes his feet out from under him sending him crashing down onto the table and eventually back onto the floor! Kingston picks Cara up and throws him back into the ring. He then leaps up onto the apron and propels himself over the ropes hitting Cara with a diving elbow! Kofi wastes no time going for the pin…1..2… Kick Out! Both men slowly get to their feet, glance at each other, then begin to run the ropes at the same time! Kingston swings at Cara but it is easily ducked under as they pass each other for the first time, on the second passing Kingston leaps over Cara. Finally the two both attempt a cross body and collide!*
{Cole} Both men were thinking Cross Body!
*Cara slowly gets to his feet first. He sees Kofi shaking off the cobwebs and hits him with a sharp kick to the skull! He then runs the ropes and hits a Running Senton! He quickly uses the ropes to perform a lionsault but Kofi is able do roll out of the way and Cara crashes to the floor. Kofi slowly gets to his feet looking around at the cheering crowd. He begins to run around Cara before…
{Styles} Look at that controlled Frenzy of Kofi Kingston.. .BOOM BOOM… SOS!!!
*Cara slowly gets to his feet as Kingston counts out the “Boom’s”… and then…*
{Cole} TROUBLE IN PARADISE! KOFI IS GOING TO GET THE WIN…
*Kofi goes for the cover…1….2……….3.!!!!! The crowd goes wild as Kofi’s theme plays.*
{Cole} Wow what an amazing performance by Kofi Kingston! That had the hair on the back of my neck standing up throughout the whole match!
{Styles} What a way to start off Redemption!
*We go to a short video promo hyping up The Most Dangerous Monopoly Master you’ll ever meet; Ted Dibiase…*
Yeah.. that's right, just made a 2 hour promo for the guy I dropped AFTER dropping him.. your welcome Coolpimp (since I think that you're picking up Cara)
TheFilthParade Main Eventer
Posts : 3283 Likes : 70 Join date : 2011-02-03 Age : 33 Location : Halifax, England
*Redemption returns from a Video Package for Chris Jericho to see Justin Gabriel standing in middle of the ring
He has a microphone in hand, and begins to talk.*
[Justin Gabriel] Last week, I was robbed out my rightful victory.I had that match won, and CM Punk locked in what should be a illegal choke hold to win the match. But that's fine, That proves just what I've told you all each and every week, that I'm the biggest threat in this company. The likes of CM Punk and Chris Jericho who claim to be the best have to use dirty tactics to beat me, that's because they know that is the only way they will beat me. They won't get the chance to take such short cuts in the Elimination Chamber. I will be on the top of my game, and I will walk out of the Chamber with the World Title. I'm willing to put my body through hell to get that title, and if that's what it takes then That's what I'll do. I'm clearly the most deserving in that Chamber, and I'm clearly the best wrestler. I mean, Lets took a look who's in it.. First up we have...
[Justin Gabriel] The Rock... Dwayne Johnson...Rocky Maivia..The Tooth Fairy..Whatever it is you want to be called. You came out on Breakdown last week,and ran your mouth sucking up to the idiots in the arena, and the idiots watching at home. I can see through your act Rock, I know that you aren't here for these fans, You proved that when you abandoned them to go film terrible Disney movies like The Race to Witch Mountain. You are here for the money, and to inflate your already giant ego. For months, You've ran around with that title like you are something, but the fact is.. You have proved nothing. I don't know why it is, by ever since you won that title XWL management has tried to protect you. Perhaps, it's your friend Mick Foley, pulling some strings for you, But we can all see it. They had you defend that Title that you claim to have earned, against MVP and Alberto Del Rio.. Two men which you had beaten before, two men that they knew you could beat. But come Eye For An Eye, They can no longer protect you. You will be stuck inside that chamber against men, you can't beat. We all know it, Rock. Even you know that you have no chance, of waking out of Eye for an eye with that World Title. But I'm sure that Foley will pull more strings for you, untill you fluke a win and get that title back.I don't need anybody to protect me, and make sure I get the easy wins.I deserve to be here, You don't Rock. No matter what you've done all them years ago, in the WWE. All that means nothing, when you left you gave away all that... and for what? You did it for the money, and These fans might take in your lame catchphrases every week, But I don't. I know what you are truly about....
[Justin Gabriel] Now.. Alberto Del Rio. The same guy who I beat a few month ago. He's done nothing to earn the right to be in this match. He wouldn't have even had a shot at the title at Supremacy if XWL Management,wasn't protecting their precious Dwayne. Del Rio has done nothing here in XWL. He is no threat in the Chamber, The fact he is even in the chamber proves what a joke this company has turned out to be. I was held back for months, for guys like Alberto.. and look what it got him.. Nothing. He's nothing compared to me, He might have been this big deal in Mexico.. but here he is nothing...
[Justin Gabriel] Then, We have Ted DiBiase. I used to respect Ted.. until he turned into the guy he is now. Rather than getting somewhere with his ring work, He'd rather kiss up to you fans so you can jolt him to the top. He's using each and everyone of you, just to get what he wants and you are all too stupid to realize it. He knows that the only reason he's where is, is because of how much he's sucked up to you fans. He knew it help boost his career, so he does it each and every week. Unlike Ted, I am where I am because of my talent. Ted has been living of his fathers legacy rather than making a name for himself. I don't care if buried The Undertaker alive, he's achieved nothing here in XWL, Where I have. I've been for a shorter amount of time than he has, and I'm already a former United States champion. I have a brighter future in this business than Ted, and that's because I'm here for me. I'm not here for these fans, These fans are the going to be the cause of Teds downfall. He will crack under the pressure from these morons. He will do whatever he can to please them, and That's when he will self destruct. Because, these' fans are never happy. No matter what you give them, they will want more. Many wrestlers, put their bodies through hell for these fans.. and they have nothing to show for it. Ted is no different from all the rest, the pressure from you idiots will get too much, and he will crack,Just like Chris Jericho.
[Justin Gabriel] ..Speaking of Chris Jericho. The very man who had to cheat to defeat me a few week ago. Chris, You come out here every week complaining about you want you're rematch.. yet you've earned nothing. Since you lost that title you've done nothing to prove your point or to make your mark. But unlike Ted, you realized that these fans was driving you down, and I respect that. When you was the World Champion, and you was just like Ted is now, you was a wreck. You was ruining the legacy of Chris Jericho.. and You knew that, and you changed for the good. You saw that these fans had a new hero, and that you would have been nothing. But, Chris that doesn't change the fact that you haven't earned this chance to be in the Chamber. The most notable thing you've done since Unforgiven, is beat up a 46 Year old Mick Foley.. and That qualify you for a title shot? I'm not going to deny, you are talented. You used to be the best that the WWE had to offer, but you're no longer the best. All that has gone, Chris. And You are just trying to reclaim that fame, Your time as passed. It's time for a new generation to rise up, and take the fame. It's time that you took a step back, for people like me who are the future of this company
[Justin Gabriel] And Finally, We have CM Punk. One thing I like about CM Punk, is he speaks what is on his mind.He stands up for what he believes is right,and doesn't care what anybody thinks about it. But, after last week and the way he won that match I lost respect for CM Punk, I thought Punk is the type of guy who does things straight, no taking short cuts. But last week showed he is just like the rest, and he is willing to tarnish his on reputation to just win a match.Punk is the only other one who has proved, that he deserves to be in this match. But, that doesn't change a thing, I will still walk out of Eye For An Eye with that title. There is no denying that CM Punk, is Talented. He's one of the best... but he isn't THE best.
[Justin Gabriel] But no matter what any of them bring to Eye for an Eye... All the Rock Bottoms, All the Dream Streets, the GTS' or the Code-breakers.... None of them are a match for my sternum crushing... 450 splash.
*Gabriel drops the mic, and his music plays*
*He makes his way back up the ramp to prepare for the main event as Redemption fades to a Video Package for Breakdown's Batista.*
Jonguin Main Eventer
Posts : 2185 Likes : 38 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 32
*The camera fades to the back showing HHH as the fans in the arena start to boo loudly.*
{Todd Grisham} Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm standing by now with The Game Triple H. Now, Triple H, last week you said you were going to destroy and defeat Mr.Fn, you defeated him but can you actually say that you destroyed him, too?
{Triple H} What kind of a stupid question is that, Todd? Last week I completely destroyed Mr. Fn without a doubt. After the first minute of the match was over I was in total control throughout the whole match. He didn't have one opportunity to beat me and I proved to these people that The Game is back.
{Todd Grisham} What are your plans for the future?
{Triple H} There's only one goal I have these days and that is to regain the United States Championship and everyone who even thinks of standing in my way will be destroyed just like Mr.Fn, last week. After this whole Steen/Miz thing is over I'll make sure that I'm gonna be the next in line who's gonna compeat for the Title and I don't care if I have to destroy and injure everyone who's over me in the rankings to reach that goal.
{Todd Grisham} Triple H, tonight you are going to face John Bradshaw Layfield. How do you plan on defeating JBL?
{Triple H} It's basically the same plan from last week. I will walk into the arena, kick JBL's ass like no one else ever did before and leave with my arms raised. Tonight, JBL will have to go through the same pain as Mr.Fn. I can't lose any matches in the future because I want to be feared as the man I truely am. The ruthless, blood-spilling Triple H who only cares about himself and the Championships. Last week, the people witnessed the re-birth of the Cerebral Assassin. Tonight, the next weeks, months and maybe even years is going to be my time. I will have all the spotlight. I will be the man headlining Pay-Per-Views and I will become a Champion. The Era of The Game has only just begun. Soon, I will change this entire show and turn it into my own show!
{Todd Grisham} Is there anything else you want to say to opponents in the future or anything else?
*Triple H stares into the camera and begins to speak.*
{Triple H} I'm kinda upset about the fact that there's no Elimination Chamber for the United States Championship. These matches are the kind that I love. These constructs suffer so much pain to people. And everybody knows that I am the master of the Elimination Chamber. Sadly, it won't happen this year. But that won't stop me from becoming the new United States Championship. I will become Number 1 Contender in a heartbeat and I will be the new United States Championship in another heartbeat. I will be the man who's going to represent that Title and there's no one who's gonna stop me, not Steen, not Miz, not JBL, nobody. It makes me sick that every random guy can become a Champion these days so I will be the one who's gonna stop that once and for all. I will capture the gold and I will keep it around my waist, no matter what's going to happen.
{Triple H} I know it's a bit early but since some matches are already confirmed at Eye for an Eye I'm just gonna go on and try to get the match on the card that will save this PPV from becoming a total waste of space. This goes for everyone on Redemption and Breakdown... if you wanna go and try to get a huge opportunity by stepping in the ring with me, accept this open challenge and try to make something out of your career. Let's see who's man enough to accept my challenge, but mark my words... I can't guaruntee for anything of what's going to happen. Concussions, broken bones, anything could happen. Maybe you will end the night in a hospital with several injuries or you will end the night as the man who made the biggest impact on the show.
{Todd Grisham} You heard it, folks. Triple H is offering an open challenge to anyone in the Redemption OR Breakdown roster at Eye for an Eye. Hunter, thank you for your time and we will be back live with Redemption.
*The camera shows Triple H for a few seconds and then slowly fades to a Promo Package of The Miz.*
(OOC: Very short promo )
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Shug Upper Mid Card
Posts : 929 Likes : 23 Join date : 2011-02-15 Age : 32
Amazing essay promo Gaz. It's unlike you to write promos as long as this, but it most deffinetly works and was a good read. This promo is making Gabriel stand out a lot more, it seems to be less about the Corre and more about him. Which is great because it makes him stand out and not be in Wade's shadow. I love how Gabriel makes excuses for his loss last week and said that the Vise is an illegal maneuver. It was a very nice touch. Similar layout to what we saw last week, running through the list of opponents at Eye for an Eye and verbally butchering them. I love this because it adds a lot of tension between all of the people involved in the Elimination Chamber and should make for a great build up. Great job as per usual Gaz.
Shug Upper Mid Card
Posts : 929 Likes : 23 Join date : 2011-02-15 Age : 32
[[Punk]]: I hate to, put this night on hold. I know you all want to see Wrestling matches, but I have something of better quality that I can offer you. Another wonderful edition of ranting and raving with CM Punk. There is one person in particular, that is non other than Ted Dibiase. There are so many things I could say to him, but I fear he wouldn't understand the majority of those things. Let's face it, he isn't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer. But I want to pick up on some things he had to say last week, because I'm apparently not in Teddy's good books. He doesn't seem to like yours truly very much. Well, I thought I would return the favour and tell Teddy what I think of him.
[[Punk]]: You say I act as though the whole World revolves around me, you obviously haven't been paying attention Teddy boy. I've been the man, trying to make a change around here. I'm the guy that's trying to see less of the same thing week in and week out, the same guys in the Title picture, so that people like you can get their shots. I've been the guy, pushing so hard to get guys like Christopher Daniels and Daniel Bryan to where they deserve to be, but hey, if the whole World revolves around me then why should I bother? If that's the case I might go Evan Bourne's route and start kissing ass to keep everybody else down to hog that spotlight.
[[Punk]]: You have this odd idea in your head that I want this company to be all about me, when in reality you couldn't be further from the truth. What I want, is for this company to be fun and entertaining again. I am sick and tired of all these pointless arguements occuring backstage, over the most trivial things and you know exactly what I mean when I say that Ted. This company has came along way since it's inception and some of it is not good. What started out as something that was supposed to be fun, is now the complete opposite. instead of entertaining these people, management want to get as much profit as they can. Now I'm not going to condemn them for that, this is afterall a business. But they have lost sight of their original purpose.
[[Punk]]: I, want to return things back to how they once were. When people looked forward to turning up to a show and putting on some great matches. Instead of sitting quietly in the back incase they step on anybodies toes. Now-adays you do the slightest thing wrong in that ring, or in a promo you will be torn a new one, over the most trivial things. But those higher up people don't see it that way, noo. They see it as "Constructive criticism", they think they are making this company better by verbally abusing their staff week in and week out. Well the reality is, that everybody is sick of it. I can't describe the amount of people backstage, who have been loyal to this company have considered leaving due to the abuse they recieve from our wonderful management and I want that to stop. I, intend to make that change!
[[Punk]]: That Teddy, is what I intend to do with my career, that is what I shall be remembered for. And sure, maybe I want a Championship match every now and then, it's not like I haven't earned it. You say I've sat around for most of the year and done nothing? Maybe you're right, maybe my two World Title reigns were an embarrassment. But guess what Teddy, despite those flaws, I still matter and that is one thing you will never do. Why is that? Because every time I find my way back to this company. Every time I return from "Sitting on my ass". I work my ass off to get back to the top. I put in more effort than anybody, especially yourself.
[[Punk]]: You look anywhere, you ask anybody. They will say "Oh CM Punk did this, CM Punk did that". Hell you get that for basically the majority of the roster, except from yourself. Why? Because nobody gives a damn about you Ted. Now you can just say I'm mad about the things you said last week and I'm just saying these things to hurt your feelings. Or you could accept what I said for what it is; the truth. And the reason why people actually care for me and not you, is one simple thing. I fought to get to where I am, you're right I disappear every now and then. But every time I come back I have to fight, scratch, kick, claw, bite and punch my way back to the top.
[[Punk]]: And I do so with a smile spread wide across my face. While you on the otherhand, line the back pockets of the higher ups, To get your advantage over everybody else. Deny this all you want Teddy, but you know full well this is the truth. See, every since day one when you stepped into this company, you've been their new boy and they weren't going to let anything stop their new "Superstar". Even if that means pushing more deserving people to the side. Your first chance, against Wade Barrett. Which you claimed to be a "5 star feud", I obviously must've been watching a different feud. As what I watched was not anywhere near 5 star calibur. But you get your first chance and what did you do? You blew it, but no worries Ted. Management gave you another few more tries before they thought "Hmm, we may have to let somebody else try". And what happened when that somebody else tried? Why he won the Championship of course.
[[Punk]]: See, that is the huge difference between you and me Teddy.I'm by no means a Management guy. You quite obviously are all for it, taking after Daddy you want to be where the money is. And that is why you're quickly becoming XWL's new Golden Boy. It's like deja vu, but with you playing the lead role. Just like what happened a year back with Evan Bourne, is happening again. Week after week, you're being shoved down the throats of these people and the people in the back. Until eventually, people will become sick of you Ted. They will despise every part of, if you don't believe me just ask Evan, he will be so happy that somebody will talk to him. Because everybody that was around to experiece his run, is sick to death of him, ask anybody in the back.
[[Punk]]: Now you are slowly gaining that very same fate. The only difference between the both of you is that Evan wasn't delusional, he knew these people didn't like him. You on the other hand, think you're the greatest thing since sliced bread to these people. I know I point it out quite a lot, but you come out here week after week and make your terrible jokes and put on your what you claim to be "5 star feuds" and yet these people still don't care. Now I'm not going to go ahead and state that I am the best thing that has happened to these people in a long time, because there is no way that I would possibly be able to know that.
[[Punk]]: But there is one thing that I am damn sure of and that is that I am the Best In The World. Not you, not management or anybody can say otherwise. Because I come out here week after week and give everything that is pyhsically possible of me and yet I still have people doubting my abilities. People like yourself, people that are in our beloved management that come out here and nit pick everything I say and do and yet I continue to push on. If you had to put up with the crap I had to Teddy, you woud've gotten out of this game years ago and went home to cry to Daddy about how the mean bullies picked on you.
[[Punk]]: Sure, people have stated it before. Hell, there are two other people in this very same company that make the same claim, one of them who I have promoted very heavily since he came to this company. But none of them put into this as what I do. They don't have passion for this industry like I do. They don't go out there night after night and give 100%. That Teddy, is what I do. That, Teddy, is why these people actually care about me. Deny it all you want, you can claim that I am just an egotist and that I'm tooting my own horn. But there is one thing that any sane person cannot deny and that is that My name is CM Punk... And I am the Best in The World!
*Punk walks away off camera as XWL cuts into a hype package for John Cena*
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Really loved the commentary to kick off the show, hyping a lot of the matches was a nice change of pace. Instead of hyping just the big select few you even hyped some of the lower card ones. Sin Cara's entrance was also nicely typed and the description helped me envision it in my head easily. The actual write up was actually a lot better than you probably thought. Even though it was on the shorter side for you to say you're not good at them you really were better than you think. Was a great amount of effort put into this even though you were dropping him. That says a lot when you put that much time into someone you no longer will be.
Justin Gabriel Promo
Hands down your best Justin Gabriel promo ever. You told me on MSN when you were doing it that it was longer than any other promo for him that you've done before and the effort at first glance is easily seen. I loved how you started off the promo like a true heel making excuses for your loss last week, and then you did something which others have and I'm sure will continue to do, you verbally broke down each chamber participant and every bit of that was pure gold. Gabriel sounded like a true main-eventer right there, and I'm not saying you haven't before, but this promo really did show why you're in that chamber and in the position for a World title match.
Triple H Interview
You told me on MSN how you thought this was your worst promo yet but honestly I enjoyed it. You spoke of last week, how you said you were going to win, you brought up that you did. Then of course you said the same thing about JBL. I'd like to see that actually continue, Triple H saying something, then doing exactly that, if you could keep it up it'd be an easy way to rise up to the top fast. Then issuing an open challenge was also a really cool thing. While we may have one every month it seems, they still give others an opportunity on the PPV to perhaps break out from whatever rut they were in. We've got three weeks until the PPV so perhaps if someone accepts soon enough it could be like a mini feud or even turn into something bigger.
Everyone did a great job and hopefully since I have no more promos for the rest of the week I can keep this review up.
*The camera fades back from commercial to Aries in the back* *He begins to speak* Austin Aries I may be on a losing streak, but that shit doesn’t bring down yours truly, Austin Aries. Now, I would like to talk about last week’s match, against AJ Styles. The over-cocky baby face who probably hopped up and down like a little kid on Christmas morning. He probably called his mommy and told him about the win and she said “Well, good for you, AJ”, then he kissed her goodbye through the phone. See, when Austin Aries wins, he throws the most epic party of the year, with plenty of hot chicks and lots of beer. But, enough about my awesome party, let’s talk about my new opponent this week, Zack Ryder. The loser from Long Island who thinks he’s all cool because he has a Youtube channel with millions of views. When Austin Aries wrestles, he get’s trillions of views. Everyone loves me, I mean come on, WWE, when it was alive, offered me a contract, and I declined, because I didn’t want the world’s biggest company getting all of my fans. Now that I signed with XWL, I can bring my fans to this great place called XWL. And trust me, they made a better offer than WWE will ever offer me. So, now that I’ve said all that I wanted to say, I will stop wasting my time talking to you morons, and go back to my locker room and get ready. Remember to watch my match tonight. Now, interviewer, get the hell out of my face. *You see Aries walk off the screen as the camera fades to a Kurt Angle video promo*
Although on the really short side this was a nice little promo and I'd love to see you try something longer next time. It seemed like something Aries would say it hyped up your match a little bit tonight while also insulting the man that beat you last week. If I could offer any suggestions for future promos, I'd say maybe re-size your pictures a little bit smaller, they tend to stretch the page when they're that big. Also try to maybe fire more ammo against your weekly opponents. Like Ryder you touched on some things, but I still felt like you could've said more to maybe put you over even more. But with that said it's still a nice promo and I hope you keep it up.
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**camera cuts to Drew McIntyre walking to his locker room**
Drew:"i am the most gifted superstar here no one can match my unlimited potential and aggression and that is why i will become champion faster than anyone before me has ever done. The GM doesn't handpick just anyone he hand picks people that are above and beyond the gods themselves and then above them is me cause no one is in my league not Rock not Del Rio and certainly not David Otunga tonight i will destroy him."
Drew:"By the time it's over he'll be begging for mercy when i beat him to make my debut here in XWL then i'll destroy the roster on superstar at a time. you know a stupid american once said life is like a box of choclates well my match tonight is gonna be more like a game of poker because i'm gonna fold Otunga like a deck of cards"
**Camera fades into a advert as Drew enters his locker room**
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Subject: XWL Redemption: 9/4/2011 - 9/11/2011 
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