XWL November To Remember: 11/20/2011 - 11/27/2011

We return from a commercial break and we see The Brian Kendrick standing backstage getting ready for an interview

{Jeremy}
Welcome back to November to Remember ladies and gentleman! I'm backstage here in Madison Square Garden with The Wizard of Odd, The Brian Kendrick! Now Brian, last week you refused to compete. What brought you back? Why are you here tonight?



{The Brian Kendrick}
Well it's simple really. As soon as I saw the rankings for the X-Treme Division I knew that I had to catch the first flight to Madison Square Garden.

The crowd cheers at the mention of the arena

{The Brian Kendrick}
I knew that I had to compete tonight to keep my spot at the top of the rankings, to make sure that it is me who faces Christian for the title to ensure the true arrival of the X-Treme Division, a Division for the overlooked, for the deserving, for the wrestlers backstage, most of whom I know from prior promotions, most of whom I know will not disappoint if given a reason to care, a reason to compete, a title which they are actually able to obtain, a title clear of the disease of the unworthy. All my rants over the past two months have not been meaningless, I've been preaching about the X-Treme Title's true value because I knew that it could produce an X-Treme Division. I'm not a crazy kid with a delusional idea. No. I'm much more than that. I'm a Man With A Plan.



Kendrick quickly walks off camera and we cut to ringside where The Brian Kendrick's new theme; "A Man With A Plan" begins to play



Kendrick dances his way out to the ring sporting a new attire.



{The Brian Kendrick}
Finally.. Finally my dream has become a reality, finally Mick Foley has seen the light, has seen the justice behind my words, finally he has made the first step towards what the XWL needs, what the overlooked deserves.. an X-Treme Division. After the months I've spent preaching about this idea, about what The X-Treme Title is truly capable of representing, a title for the truly courageous to shine, for the overlooked to finally have a chance to earn the spotlight, to earn what we deserve, one could only imagine the joy I felt when I saw The X-Treme Title rankings, when I witnessed with my own two eyes the first step towards an X-Treme Division being made. But the second step, the final step doesn't happen tonight, no, if you looked closely The Brian Kendrick is at the top of the list for a shot at The X-Treme Title. Next week on Breakdown if I keep that spot I will finally be given the chance to defeat the undeserving, to defeat Christian for the title which he holds, which I have been obsessing over, the title which I will win not for myself, but for the X-Treme Division. You see, unlike Christian I wasn't given this title shot, I earned everything that got me where I am, I won every single one of my matches fairly yet I haven't been given a shot at any titles, but did I bitch about "One More Match"? No, I continued to prove why I am a worthy contender, I waited patiently as many undeserving wrestlers were thrown X-Treme Title shots like it was nothing, I looked on as The X-Treme Title was turned into a joke, but next week I will resurrect it's prestige, restore it's image, and redefine it's value when I defeat Christian.

The crowd begins to cheer as Kendrick continues to talk about the much hated Christian. Kendrick climbs the turnbuckle and soaks in the unexpected cheers



He jumps down and continues to speak

{The Brian Kendrick}
Christian represents everything which I despise, just the thought of him makes my blood boil. I hate how he pretends to be treated unfairly, how he believes that he isn't given enough when in reality he is given more then he deserves and is taking the chances away from the wrestlers backstage who actually want to earn what they are given, wrestlers who have never been given a chance to do so. Christian thinks he's better than me, hell he thinks he's better than everybody, but let it be known that no matter how good he thinks he is it isn't good enough to beat me next week. You see Christian, I'm going to prove that you're not as good as you think, not only that, but I'm going to prove that I'm better than you. I'm going to expose you for what you really are.. An overrated excuse for a wrestlers who only became what he is by pissing off the right people, by bitching to a big name like Randy Orton enough to get his attention. I've watched you take the spotlight for too long, but your time as X-Treme Champion will soon come to an end, it's my time to be heard, it's time for a change, thank you for your time...



The Brian Kendrick looks like he is about to leave the ring but stops for a moment and puts the mic back to his lips

{The Brian Kendrick}
And Christian, when I do defeat you for the X-Treme Title, I'll be damned if you get your "One More Match". All of the wrestlers such as myself, the ones who were never given a match in the first place, let alone "One More Match", they are the ones who deserve a shot at the X-Treme Title, not you.

Kendrick looks around at the cheering crowd and smirks. He throws off his jacket and slides out of the ring as he speaks to the fans

{The Brian Kendrick}
Cena sucks, Jets suck, Punk sucks, Giants suck, Ryder sucks, Mets suck, DiBiase Posse sucks, Yankees suck, You all suck.. Go Red Sox!



The crowds cheers immediately turn into a sea of boos

{The Brian Kendrick}
Now that's more like it.


#TBK>Christian

*As Kendrick finishes walking up the ramp, a video package featuring Chris Jericho begins to play.



*The video package comes to a close and as we return to ringside, Breakdown Superstar Curt Hawkins seen standing in the ring with a microphone in his hand. He raises it and begins to speak.*



[[Curt Hawkins]]
Last week I made it loud and clear that at November To Remember I would confront Mick Foley and ask him one simple question. Mick Foley, will you give me what I rightfully deserve? Now you all may be wondering what is it I want, well it sure as hell isn't a X-Treme Title match or a World Heavyweight Championship match because asking for those is just pushing it, don't you think? I want what almost every other Breakdown superstar wants. I want to represent this show. I Want to be Intercontinental Champion mainly because I would be the best damn champion there has ever been and I would get what I rightfully deserve.

[[Curt Hawkins]]
But the only reason why I am not champion is because of one man! One and only one man! That man is not so popular around these parts and his name is Mick Foley. He doesn't know who to give chances and who to not give chances too. This right here, THIS is entertainment. Hawkins IS entertainment. Every week I have the viewers on there knees begging me for more. Begging me to have another match. One more match! All my fans just want a match but the one match I want is an Intercontinental Championship Match.

*The crowd continues to boo Hawkins as he continues to speak.



[[Curt Hawkins]]
Boo me if you want but the fact is, every single week that i've competed, the ratings of that show have gone up because I am that damn good. Now Mick Foley if you would, please come out here and answer my question and incase your tiny little mind forgot what it was, let me repeat the question... Are you going to give me the Intercontinental Championship match that I rightfully deserve?

*Hawkins looks towards the stage and patiently waits for Mick Foley to come out. After some time of waiting, Hawkins begins to grow impatient and begins to speak once again.*

[[Curt Hawkins]]
Okay everyone, Mick Foley isn't coming out it seems. How about we start a little chant to get him out here? Foley! Foley! Foley! Foley! Fol...



[[Mick Foley]]
Woah Hawkins, hold on one second. I don't really have that much time to deal with you right now so lets come to an agreement, Hawkins. How about you actually earn a shot and get out of my ring or else.

[[Curt Hawkins]]
Or else, what?

[[Mick Foley]]
Trust me Curt, you wouldn't want to know "what."

[[Curt Hawkins]]
As Pat Benatar would say, Hit me with your best shot, Mick.

[[Mick Foley]]
Okay then. Curt Hawkins, your fired. Security, please escort Mr. Hawkins out of the building.

*The face of Mick Foley fades off of the titantron and Security is seen walking to the ring now. Hawkins quickly escapes the ring and attempts to jump the barricade but the security there catches him and are able to wrestle him to the ground. The put the handcuffs around Hawkins' wrist and begin to walk to the exit as we fade to a commercial featuring XWL 12.*






Yeah, basically got the point across. Didn't exacty know what to say as Foley so I just got the point across kinda fast . You'll see why this happened sometime soon... Maybe

Joey Styles: Well this just made tonight 10x better in my book. We're witnessing Evan Bourne return tonight at Madison Square Garden!!

Jim Ross: It sure will be nice to see one of XWL's all-time greats tonight.



Michael Cole: WHAT THE HELL?!! He's wearing a cast! What's he even doing out here wasting our time? I demand a refund!!

Joey Styles: Uh, Cole. You didn't pay a dime to see this.

Michael Cole: Well, then... I better get paid extra to sit through this nonsense!

Jim Ross: Why don't you hold your britches Cole? If you give the man a second to explain himself, he might be able to answer all your grievances. And besides, you've wasted so much of these people's time before, that this great superstar should be able to speak for a few minutes with you keeping your mouth completely shut until he's done.

Todd Grisham: It's great to see you back Evan, but I have to ask the question that everyone is waiting for an answer to. What's with the boot and crutches?


Evan Bourne: Well, first of all Todd, it feels great to be back and in front of all these fans here at Madison Square Garden. But, unfortunately I'm not here to wrestle, as you can obviously tell. I will keep this short and simple so when can get back to the action. A few weeks back I had a spectacular match with Tyson Kidd which most of you probably remember. When Tyson Kidd hit that fisherman suplex onto a chair, my ankle landed weirdly on the mat and I fractured my ankle. Now, I only have a week until I can take off this boot and get back in the ring. In fact, that brings me to my next point. I have some news for my future which I wanted to share with all of you. As of tonight, I am a Redemption superstar after I was traded from Breakdown for "The Mexican Sensation" Sin Cara.

Todd Grisham: That's great news Evan! When can we expect you to debut?



Evan Bourne: Great question Todd. I think you got a knack for this sorta stuff. Actually, I will be on Redemption next week and I will be issuing an open challenge to anyone on the Redemption roster. I'll take on tall or short, fat or skinny, HELL, I'll even wrestle a diva if they think they got the balls to take me. In all honesty, it doesn't matter who shows up, they're gonna find out that Evan Bourne, the Prince of Air, is back and he's better than ever. Also, to the fans here in MSG that are disappointed that they didn't get to the the Master of the Aerial Art perform tonight, I have one thing to say. Next time I return to this arena, I will be a champion, and you can bet on that. Thanks Todd.

Michael Cole: That was a giant waste of time. So, he's injured, BIG WHOOP! Like any of us care, right guys?

Jim Ross: I swear Cole. Your daddy should have taken you to the woodshed more than he did.

Joey Styles: Isn't that the truth J.R.

Michael Cole: Whatever, you guys are just jerks. Hopefully, whoever accepts Bourne's open challenge whip's his sorry ass. You know what, I might just accept it myself!

Jim Ross: Oh, please do Cole. I'd love to see you get embarrassed.

We return from a hype up video for Randy Orton vs. Christian and see Matt Striker standing in the ring

{Matt Striker}
Ladies and Gentleman, please join me in introducing Alex Riley!



Riley's theme hits and the cocky superstar makes his way down the ramp to the crowd's boos



{Matt Striker}
So Alex. What are your thoughts on what we just witnessed moments ago?

{Alex Riley}
Well uh, I don't see how it has anything to do with me but I for one am glad that Brian Kendrick is using "A Man With A Plan" now and think that it's about time that Foley listened to him about his dream for an X-Treme Division.



{Matt Striker}
Errr.. I wasn't talking about that.. I meant wh-

{Alex Riley}
Ohh, you must be talking about Curt Hawkins being fired! Well to be honest it doesn't really effect me either wa-

{Matt Striker}
Uhm. I was actually talking about the return of Evan Bourne.

{Alex Riley}
Really? Evan Bourne? That's what you want to ask about?

{Matt Striker}
Well it's actually who I was asking about, not what. But yes, what are your thoughts on Evan Bourne's return and trade to Redemption?

{Alex Riley}
Pshh, who cares? I'm the up-and-rising star here, I'm the new talent who everyone should be talking about, I'm Alex freakin' Riley and I'll be damned if Evan Bourne thinks that he can waltz over to Redemption and take the spotlight. I'm the new guy on this brand, not him! I'm the one people should be talking about! Evan Bourne has been given more than he deserves, he's been pushed to the sky by Foley on Breakdown and for what? To be taken out by Tyson Kidd? Evan Bourne's legacy is over, Evan Bourne's future is over, I'm going to be the new guy turning heads on Redemption, not him, I'm too good to be put behind a returning AIR DORK! I'm The Spot Light Stealer, The Varsity Villain, The Rare Breed, and Evan Bourne? Well he's nothing but a loser, a nerd! While Evan Bourne was at ballerina and gymnastics practice I was kicking ass on the football field! While Evan Bourne was sitting alone at lunch staring at the girls he wish he could be with I was sitting next to my friends with multiple cheerleaders around my arms. Evan Bourne's more of a foot-fairy then a soccer player is, and his time on Redemption will be over before it even starts, I'm going not only going to shove him into a locker, I'm shoving his whole career in it too!



The crowd begins to boo Riley as they chant Bourne's name

{Matt Striker}
Alex. It would be an understatement to say that Evan Bourne's legacy isn't impressive, don't you think that you're being a little disrespectful?

Alex Riley looks at Striker for a moment and begins to laugh very loudly and obnoxiously.

{Alex Riley}
Really? Disrespectful? Evan Bourne is the one disrespecting me Matt! He thinks that he can come over to Redemption and be given all the shots like on Breakdown? Well newsflash Evan, this isn't Breakdown, and Vickie will realize that a dork like you will never be on my level! You're nothing special anymore Bourne, there are tons of high flyers out there now that are better than you! Sin Cara, Brian Kendrick, Paul London, Frightmare, the list goes on and on, you're not the best at what you do anymore Bourne. But I am. I'm a Rare Breed, I'm rich, educated, athletic, classy, confident on the mic, oh and did I mention rich? Greatness runs through my family, maybe not in this industry like Ted DiBiase or Randy Orton, but both of my parents were successful in the REAL WORLD, which is why I'm not only the best in the ring, but also out.



{Matt Striker}
Would you like to reiterate on that?

{Alex Riley}
I would love to. You see, I don't have a sob story, I didn't have to work my way into this industry through independent promotions, I didn't have to sleep on floors or in cars on my road to the XWL like so many of the wrestlers backstage had to do. I didn't even watch WWF or WWE growing up, becoming a Professional Wrestler wasn't my dream. While people like Evan were wasting their childhood away watching WWF, I was watching REAL sports, things that actually mattered like Football! I can't relate to any of these fans like Evan can, I never waited in line for a video game like so many in the audience will do for XWL '12 tomorrow, I never wasted my money on wrestling T-shirts which might as well say Nerd 101 on the front, I never played make believe or pretended to be The Rock or Stone Cold or in the present day fans case Cena, no, I was too busy actually having a life. While all these nerds were watching Divas I was hooking up with cheerleaders, when all these dorks were yelling "If ya smell what The Rock is cooking" into their TV sets I was throwing touchdowns in real life, when all these losers sat at home alone watching PPV's I was with my FRIENDS watching Football, yeah friends, probably a foreign term for all of these fans! I'm not in the XWL because it was my dream, I'm in the XWL because I'm just that damn good at anything I do! And I know that this makes me the person that these people will love to hate, and so be it! I don't need cheers to feel good about myself I got a college EDUCATION, you know, the reason why I'm smarter than the majority of the wrestlers backstage, the thing that most of the fans in the arena probably were too poor to receive! I used that education, combined it with my athleticism from football, and am now standing before you as the greatest all around superstar in the XWL!



The crowd lets out a loud sea of boos, perhaps even the biggest heat of the night, towards the pro-wrestling hate

{Matt Striker}
Well if you're so against everything about this industry then why join it?

{Alex Riley}
One day I was flipping through channels on the tube during a commercial break from a football game and I landed on the USA network and what did I see? Evan Bourne kicking the shit out of uhh, oh what's his name again... oh right, Lucky Cannon. The funny thing is that Tyson Kidd got involved in that match, and all those months later it was Tyson Kidd who I watched utterly destroy Evan into an injury. But back to the story, I watched as Cannon got his ass handed to him and I thought to myself, I could do this, I mean look at me, c'mon, I knew that I could not only be better than Cannon, but I could be better than Bourne or anyone else for that matter. So I did some research and found out about the FCW, but instead of trying to work my way into a contract I just paid my way into it and a few months later, here I am! Even the FCW trainers realized that I truly am a Rare Breed!

{Matt Striker}
Well, do you think you will try to accept Evan Bourne's open challenge?

{Alex Riley}
Hey now, that's the best question you asked all day! But the answer to that will have to wait till next week. Now if you'll excuse me I have to make a phone call to girlfriend number three, if ya know what I mean! Oh, by the way you got a stain on your tie.

Riley points to Strikers tie, but as soon as Matt looks down A-Ry flips his finger up and hits Striker in the face with it lightly

{Alex Riley}
That's the oldest trick in the book you nerd!

Riley laughs once again before abruptly changing his expression into a serious look

{Alex Riley}
YOU'RE DISMISSED!

Riley's theme plays and The Varsity Villain makes his way out of the ring and back up the ramp.



At the foot of the ramp he throws off his jacket and taunts the crowd as we go to a hype up video for Cody Rhodes vs. Mick Foley


#EvanWho?

*As the November to Remember logo swipes across the screen Jonathan Coachman is stood by in the interview area dressed in a tuxedo*



Jonathan Coachman: Hello everybody, I am The Coach, Jonathan Coachman and November to Remember has already started with a bang live right here in Madison Square Garden, as Dolph Ziggler defeated Resistance member Tyson Kidd to start the night. And the action won't be stopping there I can assure you that, and where can you start? There's so many great matches here tonight to look forward too and the show tonight promises to be one for the ages. And right now I'm being joined by one of the challengers for the United States championship, the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels.

*As Coach introduces him, Shawn Michaels sporting a Band-Aid on his head from the attack from Kevin Steen last week enters the interview area to Coach's right, as the crowd cheer for the Heartbreak Kid*



Jonathan Coachman: Now Shawn, for the past two months you've been embroiled in an intense rivalry with Triple H, and it all started when you tried to reform the legendary team D-Generation X. The following weeks leading up to XWL's last pay-per-view The Monster Bash Triple H undoubtedly had the better of you, systematically dismantling you at your weakest moments, but still after all of that you managed to pulled it out of the bag and defeated The Game in a No Disqualification match, but then once again after the match Triple H hit you in the back with his patented Sledgehammer, and you were forced to leave the arena in a stretcher.

*Shawn turns away clearly not needing to be reminded of Triple H's actions just a month ago*



Jonathan Coachman: And then the following week on Redemption you went down to the ring barely able to walk as Triple H vowed to end your career here tonight, Vickie Guerrero came out and changed his plans, as she rewarded you with a United States championship match, but I've got to ask you after everything Triple H has done to you, why did you refuse to accept the match unless Triple H was in the match as well?

*Shawn puts his hand to his face and hold his jaw thinking about what he can say in response for a few second, then he lowers his hand, as Coachman points the microphone to Shawn*



Shawn Michaels: You just don't get it do you? Triple H did this, Triple H did that, I was the one who thought him to do this and that you know! And I wouldn't expect it to happen any other way, a lot of people have been coming up to me and telling me Triple H got you good this week, Triple H has got your number, Triple H...well you get the picture. But as you did just mention I did defeat Triple H at The Monster Bash last month, and then after the match, he did make sure I left in a stretcher. Which is why I made sure I get one more shot, ONE MORE CHANCE, to correct the history books, to make sure this time I look like the winner that I will be later tonight. I need to prove to Triple H and the world that I STILL AM exactly what I say I am and that is The Showstopper!

*As Shawn pauses the crowd cheer*

Shawn Michaels: The Headliner!

*The crowd cheer again as Shawn begins to list his nicknames*

Shawn Michaels: The Mainevent!

*As the cheers grow larger, Shawn powers through it, this time barely pausing*

Shawn Michaels: The Icon of the XWL The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels!

*As Shawn finishes listing his nicknames the crowds cheers grow louder still and Shawn Michaels gives a cheeky smile to the camera*



Shawn Michaels: I'm not just Triple H's whipping boy, I'm not just Kevin Steen's latest victim, I can do what I want, when I want, and I want the United States championship around my waist TONIGHT!

*As Shawn stares into the camera, it slowly zooms into HBK's face as his voice gains more and more fire and passion*

Shawn Michaels: Sure these past two months have not been the best for the HB Kid, but tonight it all ends, no more getting jumped from behind, no more waking up in a hospital, no more hoping that Kevin Steen didn't get to catering first, no more people second guessing whether or not Shawn Michaels has still got it. I've had enough of Triple H trying to escape my shadow because tonight in front of the entire world I show him that all along he never quite measured up to Shawn Michaels.



*As Shawn delays continuing speaking, a mixed look of regret and anger comes across his face*

Shawn Michaels: And I'm sick and tired of listening to Kevin Steen moan about everything on this earth. Ohhhh catering cut me off again, Shawn your wife’s so much hotter then my right hand, Shawn, you're the reason I got into wrestling but I still haven't forgiven you for what you did fourteen years ago. Oh just let it go already. Everyone else has, even Bret's got over it, at least a little bit. And you walk around saying you'll beat me for Canada, so why don't you do that. Do it for Canada, ladies and gentlemen the Canadian hero Kevin Steen, dedicates his match tonight to his homeland in a chance to get revenge for his hero Bret "The Hitman" Hart, when Kevin Steen takes on The best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be, Shawn Michaels.

*As Michaels mocks Bret Hart the crowd respond negatively with a chorus of boos*



*Shawn waits for the boos to die down, before he starts speaking again*

Shawn Michaels: You know Kev, you talk a big game, but can you back it up? How's it going to feel when you go home to Quebec and walk around as everyone will know you did it for them. You did it ALL for them, you went to New York City, vowing to take back Canada's pride only for history to repeat itself and the Heartbreak Kid breaks the hearts of every single Canadian with one swift kick to your jaw and take's your beloved United States championship from your grasp. The same Shawn Michaels that when by chance you saw Wrestlemania XI on tape with your daddy made you want to be a wrestler. The same Shawn Michaels who left you with fourteen years of anger with four simple words, "Who's your daddy, Montreal?" And you never got over it, your boyhood hero turned his back on you, and you never tired of complaining about it, did you? Well after tonight I'll make sure you have something else to complain about for you next fourteen years.



*As Shawn finishes speaking he glances to Coach, and the camera switches back to it's original distance as the crowd are split in half of boo's and cheer's*

Shawn Michaels: But that doesn't matter, what does matter is tonight. Shawn Michaels versus Triple H versus Kevin Steen, Triple Threat match for the United States championship. And allot of people think, a lot of people are saying that the HB Kid Shawn Michaels is the underdog in this match, that I don't quite stack up physically to The Game, The Cerebral Assassin, The King of Kings Triple H or the United States champion Mr. Wrestling himself Kevin Steen, now it's no secret that I’m not the biggest man in this company, and I never have been, and I've done pretty well for myself so far. Former XWL World champion, former United States tag team champion, fourteen months as XWL Intercontinental champion, and I don't even need to mention what I did up for that other company up in Connecticut.



Shawn Michaels: But that's not enough, because tonight HBK in front of 17,000 screaming fans, MSG, nine years on from my first official match out of retirement, 2002 when the HB Kid became the new World Heavyweight champion, 2002 the year I kicked started my career. And now in 2011, nine years and 1 week from that night, HBK the comeback from irrelevance is complete, November to Remember, New York City, 2011, HBK becomes the two time United States champion, and it's not going to be pretty, you're not going to see the Shawn Michaels of 95, not the Shawn Michaels of 2002, and not the Shawn Michaels of 2011, tonight even though I'm everything I say I am, The Showstopper, The Headliner, The Mainevent, The Icon you're not going to see that Shawn Michaels. What you're going to see is a fight, there will be sweat and there will be blood. And no matter what, even with the odds stacked against me, in a big match situation NO ONE can beat me, and next week on Redemption you can all look forward to the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels saying, THE CHAMP...HAS ARRIVED!

*As soon as Shawn finishes speaking he stares directly into the camera as the crowd cheer for him, until after a few seconds the camera fades out to black*

*The camera fades backstage where Christian is walking past several Superstars while the crowd in the arena boos him loudly. Christian stops for a second and looks at someone.*



*He slowly walks towards the person as the camera fades to non other than the Rated R Superstar Edge as the crowd bursts out in cheers.*



*They stare at each other for a few seconds till Christian goes on to speak.*



{Christian}
Good to see you back after what Fn did to you, Edge. Three weeks ago we wanted to take all the gold, but unfortunately we both lost. Even though it was Mark Henry's fault that I lost for not protecting me from Orton and Batista. At the same night Henry handed me the X-Treme Title that he won from you, Edge. And I'm going to defend it every single night for you and my Peeps. And I hope you're on my side against Randy Orton later on tonight.



[[Edge]]
Well Christian, can't exactly guarantee I'll have your back in your match because I've already done my match, won and I could back to my hotel to celebrate considering I am officially done with Fn. But I won't because I want to see what happens with you and Randy. Christian, Me and you both have our own issues and you will have to deal with yours by yourself considering you ditched Henry. Sorry bro, but someone wont always have your back.



{Christian}
I don't really agree with that one, Edge. Trust me, there will always be someone having my back when you least expect it. I am Captain Charisma, everyone looks up to me. I have taken out Mr. Money in the Bank, The Animal, Batista! I may have ended his career, Edge. For all the beatings he gave me a few months ago I was finally given the chance to make Batista pay. And I took the chance and I hit Batista with not one, but three con-chair-to's slamming the last brain cells that Batista had left out of his head. You have beaten Fn and I am gonna beat Randy Orton later on and take the last man out who stands between me and my Intercontinental Champion. I am not counting Wade Barrett on purpose, because we all saw what I did to him! I nearly beat him if it wasn't for Randy Orton's actions, it seems like Randy Orton is cheating on his wife with Mick Foley! Mick Foley gives Randy Orton everything he wants! I may not like the Resistance, but I'm glad they're kicking his ass.



[[Edge]]
Well, looks like we have a different opinion considering you like the Resistance and I don't like the Resistance at all. If you want to be like them, Christian, you can. But I want you to know that Cody Rhodes and the rest of them all nothing but whining, crying, little bitches and if you want to step down till their level, Christian, go ahead. But what you did to Batista earlier, I thought that was just... It was just... I don't know how to explain it because I just don't know what to think of you at the moment.



{Christian}
It was what? Brilliant, Fantastic, Awesome, the best thing that ever happened? Anyways, as I said I don't like the Resistance at all, but they got a point. Mick Foley is famous for his bad calls and somebody needs to stop him. It doesn't matter if Foley is still the GM or not in the next few weeks. After I'm done with Orton, I will become the new Intercontinental Champion!



[[Edge]]
I would love to see that, Christian because you were a great Intercontinental Champion in World Wrestling Entertainment and to be honest, I want to see you win a title without the help of someone. Looking back in XWL History, i can't really remember you getting title matches at all. Was it because you were actually the old, happy Christian who liked to have fun instead of winning? Remember wearing giant cowboy hats and striking 5 Second Poses? Ya know, The good times?



{Christian}
Good times? What you mean by good times, Adam? I was the man no one even noticed! I deserved so much and what did I get? Absolutely nothing! You know, the bad times are over. The good times are just getting started! I don't want to have fun anymore, hell, I don't even give a damn about these people anymore! This buisness is all about me! I am the man standing in the spotlight and nobody will push me out of that! And I sure as hell don't need anyone to win my matches, Edge. Remember how I destroyed Dave Batista? I did it all by myself.



[[Edge]]
If you want to know what I mean by "the good times," then just look at this video I have stored on my phone. *Edge pulls out his iphone and before getting the video, he looks into the camera and says. Also, you too can have your own Rated R Superstar IPhone case by going to XWLShop.com. *Edge turns his attention back to his phone and after a few seconds, he finds the video. Now Christian, just watch this.



THAT is the good times and I don't see how you weren't noticed considering we were always together on that video. Also, where would your money come if these fans weren't here? Where would you go and work just to say "One...More...Match" which doesn't even make sense might i add considering you lost to Wade Barrett, why should you get another? Because you tamed the Animal? Big whoop, I did that in the past too.

*Christian facepalms for a few seconds and then angrily stares at Edge yelling at him.*

{Christian}
You know why I deserve to get a rematch for the Championship! Randy Orton cost me my match! I would have defeated Wade if it wasn't for Orton!!! You know, at least I don't want to earn money by advertising my merchandise in a pathetic way. Those were not the good times. I was just used as a side-kick, nobody took me serious! I wish that stuff never even happened! If you wanna know something about the good times, then you should watch Christian destroy Randy Orton tonight with a con-chair-to.

[[Edge]]
Something is obviously wrong with you now-a-days, Christian. I mean you went from The Instant Classic, The Live-Wire, The Prophet of The Peepulation all the way to the lowest of lows. You are once again nothing more then a Creepy... Little... Bastard...

{Christian}
Creepy little bastard?!?! And what do you have turned to, Edge? I tell you. You turned to a suck-up to all these people. You walk around here making pathetic jokes trying to please these people even though you could be at the top of this company. You decide this crappy way and well you wanna know what I think about your way?

*Suddenly Christian slaps Edge across the face as an "Ohhh" can be heard from the audience in the arena.*

{Christian}
Maybe it's just my opinion. Good luck on trying to please these failures in the audience.

*Christian stares at Edge for a few seconds and then leaves the camera view.*

[[Edge]]
Payback will be a bitch... Trust me on that...

*Screen fades to black and a video hyping Cody Rhodes vs Mick Foley begins to play.*