Sam
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 |  Subject: XWL.com Exclusive: The Ravishing Revolution Begins  Tue Oct 23, 2018 2:13 am | |
| We're greeted to a shot of a beautiful clear sky, not a single cloud in sight, the sounds of birds chirping reverberating alongside the subtle wind blowing a slightly cold breeze. The camera begins to slowly pan down, showing the treetops of the nearby forest first before eventually showing the rest of the tree, down to the trunks, ultimately ending with the duo of the Ravishing Russian in Lana and the current World Television Champion in Rusev. The Bulgarian Brute stands across his wife, wearing nothing more than shorts and a beanie on his head while Lana stands opposite of him in what appears to be training wear in anticipation for her XWL in-ring debut looming over the horizon. {Rusev}This is your last chance to back out. {Lana}"Back out?..." Lana does not "back out," she perseveres and conquers! {Rusev}Very well. With the reassurance now out of the way, Rusev turns to his left and takes the board that was placed next to his World Television Championship, the smallest of the group, and hands it over towards Lana. {Rusev}Break it. Upon further inspection, the board in question has something written on it, the letters “L I V” visible to the camera, as do the other line of boards that are cut off by the camera's angle on the shot. Lana takes the board from Rusev's grasp and begins to size it up, unsure of how to accomplish this feat that's asked of her by the Bulgarian Brute. She twists and turns the board, trying to spot its weakness, if any, and exploit it to the best of her ability. After a moment, Lana takes a deep breath and raises her knee before slamming the board down onto it with an awkward and unsatisfying thud. The force was not enough to break the board, and instead left the Ravishing Russian hunched over in an attempt to conceal her pain. Before Rusev can interject, Lana tries again, and again, finally groaning out from the undoubted bruise that she has created on her right thigh. Rusev shakes his head back and forth slowly and takes the board from his wife's trembling hands. {Rusev}How is Lana supposed to be the best, how is Lana supposed to be number one if she can't even break a weak board, huh?  {Rusev}And you call yourself ravishing.. The Brute opts to serve his wife with some tough love as Lana seems to be simmering in rage and frustration at this point. Her icy cold eyes dart up to Rusev for a split second as she rips the wooden plank from his hands. Her chest now rising and falling like a savage beast, Lana lets out a battle cry and raises the plank once again only to completely decimate it as soon as it meets her knee this time round. {Lana}Lana is the best.. Making sure not to lose her momentum, Lana bends down and grabs the next board which reads "ALEXA" on the surface. She hastily shoves the piece of wood into Rusev's grasp in order to maintain a proper position while Lana sizes up and mentally breaks down her target.{Lana}Lana number one!Without a second's hesitation, the Ravishing Russian strikes with a precise Machka Kick to the board, completely snapping it in half as she wastes no time grabbing the next plank in line with the name "NIKKI" for a repeat performance.{Lana}Lana is the best, LANA NUMBER ONE!And with this vicious machka kick, another plank meets its demise. At this point Lana pauses to hulk out her arms and hunch over to let out her battle cry: {Lana}MACHKAAA!The camera then experiences a brief time jump as we see Rusev and Lana in a different position now. The Lion of Bulgaria recording the action while his wife knees by a makeshift stand with several scattered planks by her side.{Rusev}Lana... CRUSH! Perfectly on cue as if a switch had been flipped inside of her ravishing head, Lana begins chopping through plank after plank with her bare forearm like they were mere potato chips. When she finally reaches the last board, Lana stands and looks at the camera with a wild gaze and lets out a shrill:{Lana}CRRRUUUUSH! before snapping that final board across her knee and tossing the remains down at her feet. Her entire torso noticeably expands with each furious inhale. Her eyebrows remain pursed together as her icy eyes are undeniably fixated on the audience watching this footage. Rusev, on the other hand, couldn't seem to be happier as he chuckles heartily and smiles at the camera.{Rusev}Now THAT, XWL, is my wife.  After a narrowing of the Brute's eyes and a small, reassured nod, Rusev's palm covers the lens and the clip is over. | |
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