#AskXWL - EPISODE ONEwe're too poor for a real logoWelcome to #AskXWL where two of XWL.Com writers Austin and Tyler sit down with the men
and women of XWL to ask them questions that were submitted to them by fans through Twitter.
These questions can be serious. Some of them could potentially be funny. Some of them might
just suck but we'll still flatter the fan by asking their question. This week's guest will be none
other than the current World Heavyweight Champion, a man who will not only be defending
his championship against Roman but also learning how to use Twitter in the process,
Dean Ambrose!
[Dean Ambrose]Are we recording? Is this a thing yet because I'm tired of waiting? I'm getting paid for this right? I mean, I'm here on a Sunday, and there isn't a special so like, I think there needs to be a some kind of overtime for this, right?
[Dean Ambrose]Hi, I'm uh.... Dean Ambrose or whatever and this is pound symbol, Ask XWL- What? Hash what!? What in the f--- is a hashtag? What!? I can't say that? This isn't live T.V.! Fine, whatever. I won't say the F word, but I'm never saying whatever that thing is again. This is: Ask XWL, Episode One. And I got chosen. So, they better be good questions.
Our first questions comes in from...
[Dean Ambrose]David asks: "When you're not fending off the Authority, what do you like to do for fun?"
[Dean Ambrose]First of all, I don't fend off the Authority. Stephanie and her pack of fierce fighting pansies are the ones who are fending off me. Because they realize just how unstable, Dean Ambrose is. But yeah, for fun? I mean, I like the garden. Yeah, I have plants and stuff. I carry them on the road with me and stuff. I guess that's fun? I don't think you even know what fun is. I mean you have Matt Sydal as your picture on here. So, yeah...
Dean squints and shrugs at the camera before looking down to his phone to read the next question.
[Dean Ambrose]Wade Barrett? Who invited this joker? Anyways, he writes: Which do you prefer? The good news? or the BAD NEEEEEEEEWSSSSS?
[Dean Ambrose]I mean, I don't really watch the news so, neither? But if this is a hint saying you're gonna actually do something in XWL for once, be my guest.
Dean kind of looks around with just his eyes, as though trying to get the scene to move.[Dean Ambrose]Moving on.
[Dean Ambrose]Tyler writes: Are you actually crazy?
[Dean Ambrose]I mean, I haven't been diganosed or anything. How am I supposed to know? What kind of dumb name is Tyler anyways? Next.
[Dean Ambrose]Yeah and uh next we got this Austin guy who writes in: Out of all of the superstars in XWL, what is Dean Ambrose's dream match-up?
[Dean Ambrose]So like, first Tyler, then Austin. Are these the writers making me do this writing in to their own stuff? Freaking weird man. Anyways, I don't really have a dream match. I just go out there and fight. Whoever gives me the best fight, I guess. Eric Young has a lot of fight. Punk was a good fight but I'd like something new. There's a whole roster of people out there. Anyone who can fight me without the help of others, yeah, looking at your Kruger you overgrown whistle. I'd call that a dream match.
[Dean Ambrose]Strum? What kind of name is Strum? Like, on a guitar? What even is Twitter man.... Strum writes in: What do you think about having to face Roman Reigns at Downpour and will you still be friends after?
[Dean Ambrose]I mean it'll be a change of pace from the Authority trying to break me down and cheat me out of a title. This time it'll be a fight, and a fight is all I've wanted. A fight in which I don't have to worry about some outside interference, whether that be the Authority or some other weasels coming in to mess with me and my belt. See, Roman, he'll fight me clean and win on his own. I can respect that. As long as that stays the case, yeah, we'll be friends. He's my brotha, and that's important to the both of us.
[Dean Ambrose]Next up is Ryan who writes: Would you ever consider running for President, and if you did, how would you run the country?
[Dean Ambrose]Obviously Ryan doesn't really get me. I'm kind of against this whole, "authority" thing so presidency wouldn't be my thing. Like, I'm so against the man. I mean really Ryan, do you even know me? Who writes in questions that are easily answered? Ridiculous. Ridiculous I say.
[Dean Ambrose]Up next, Zack asks: Why don't you just give up and let the Authority win, you raving lunatic?
[Dean Ambrose]Let me first start with the fact that you are obviously a loser. I mean, you have a picture of Paige's butt as your profile picture to start with. Second, you asked a dumb question. Why don't I give up against the Authority? It's because I am a lunatic. They keep holding me down but they won't ever keep my pinned, and that's why they keep coming after me. I won't give up, because I don't know what giving up is. I mean honestly, I just do it because I'm bored. No real reason why I'm still going. Who knows, I might give up tomorrow.
Are you interested in being on the next edition of #AskXWL? Or maybe you're interested in
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of the two writers listed above over Skype! We will gladly have you, or the questions that you
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