Normal Match Formerly Evan Bourne, Matt Sydal took XWL by storm a number of years ago, attaining every accomplishment a superstar could achieve. Tonight he returns against Roderick Strong, a man of few words, a man that lets his actions speak louder than he needs to, a man that in most recent history competed at the fourth anniversary of Final Stand, being the last man standing. But who will tower over their opponent when it's all said and done? The man that's done it all, or the man that's proven he has all it takes to literally be the last man standing?
Diva's Match Eva Marie has been hyping up her debut for weeks, making red carpet appearances, and showing off a bit of her training. Whereas Alexa Bliss has left everything to the imagination, she's the unknown, and sometimes it's what you don't know that can be the most dangerous. Which debuting diva will come out on top? But most importantly, who pulls off the color red better?
Normal Match It's cliche to pit champion against champion, but when those champions are Seth Rollins, and Adam Cole, you'll come up with any excuse to see a match like this. Two incredibly skilled superstars square off in a battle strictly about pride. Intercontinental Champion versus United States Champion, who is the superior champion?
Diva's Match Change is upon us in this new era of XWL. One woman, with legendary blood flowing through her veins, steps foot in XWL looking to make a name for herself, other than Flair. While her opponent is ready to finally live up to the moniker "Queen Bee" Can Madison Rayne spoil Charlotte's XWL debut? Or will Charlotte introduce Madison to Natural Selection?
Final Stand 2014 Rematch This Historical Rematch is brought to you from Final Stand back in 2014. Here is a rivalry that expanded across time itself. From WWE to XWL, The Rock and Steve Austin are no strangers to competing against one another, to sharing in a war of words, and to kicking each others asses. At the Fifth Anniversary of Final Stand, they would meet again...and The Rock would come out on top. He was the better man then, but who will be the better man now?
Normal Match Momentum is as important as ever, it's a new fresh start for everyone. It's a chance to reclaim fame, or finally reach it. Can Hideo finally get on the road to success by taking down a former World Heavyweight Champion? Or will Sheamus Brogue Kick his way back to where he last left off? Japan meets Ireland when Hideo Itami steps into the ring with Sheamus!
Uprising 2014 No Holds Barred Rematch This Historical Rematch is brought to you from Uprising back in 2014. A rivalry that sparked when their first encounter lead to a double disqualification, we knew right then that not just any match would fit these two budding rivals. That is why they met in a match that has no rules, No Holds Barred. Randy would look to end it, sizing up for a punt....but with a crafty evasion, Roman would respond with a spear, coming out victorious. Here we are, almost two years later, and this rivalry will be ignited for one night. So will history be rewritten, will Randy finally land that punt and get retribution? Or will Roman see to it that history history repeats itself with a spear?
Steel Cage Match What do you get when you throw two beasts inside of a cage? You've got the "Eat. Sleep. Conquer. Repeat" against "Feed. Me. More." with phrases like that, they're not used to be beaten, they're used to tearing through the competition, they're used to never being satisfied, but tonight their blood lust is quenched, when they meet one on one, inside the confines of a Steel Cage. Shield your children's eyes, this one won't be pretty.
Normal Match Sting's a legend in the business, he's earned the nickname "The Icon" for a reason. Finn Balor is one of the hottest superstars going today, he made a name for himself in Japan, and it's only a matter of time before he does the same in XWL. So in this battle of paint donning warriors, pitting the past, against the present, who has the brightest future?
X-treme X-mas 2011 Extreme Rules Rematch This Historical Rematch is brought to you all the way back from 2011 at X-treme X-mas. Wade Barrett had arguably the biggest night a superstar has ever had. Three successful championship match victories. First an Intercontinental title defense against Tyson Kidd, second capturing The World Heavyweight Championship in a TLC Match later on, and third...somehow surviving Batista's Money in The Bank Cash-In. It all started with Tyson Kidd, when he put him through a flaming table with Wasteland. So what happens now? Almost four years later, what happens when they square off in the very same match that lead Barrett to the greatest night in his career? Can Tyson rewrite history, or is he doomed to repeat it?
Normal Match These aren't two rookies, they don't have to prove anything because they've already proven themselves a long time ago. There's no doubt that they've still "got it" because they never lost "it." Tonight on Anarchy, they bring it to the ring, when it's the past, taking on the past, to show that they are just as much the future as anyone else. A lot of things get better with age, and so there's no telling what we're in store for when Billy Gunn squares off with Kane.
Diva's Triple Threat Match The Banks Statement versus The Dis-Arm-Her versus The Sharpshooter. With one returning diva squaring off against two debuting divas, where it's every woman for herself, each armed with a submission that could end the match at any moment...what will happen? Will Natalya prove why once upon a time she went undefeated for many months? This is the moment Becky Lynch has been waiting for, it's the biggest match of her career, and a victory here would put every diva on notice, so can she do it? Or will Sasha Banks show everyone why she's "The Baddest" Diva in XWL?
Normal Match Tonight is the night both men have been working toward for years, it's their XWL debut...Neither has ever stepped foot in an XWL ring, and they've got everything to gain. Winning your first match is the first step in a long storied career, it sets the tone for who you are, what you can do, and what you're capable. It's "The Cleaner" going toe to toe with "The Villain." Who makes the impact? Who has the debut of their dreams?
Normal Match The “New Face of Desolation” meets one of XWL’s newest superstars on the scene, Tomasso Ciampa. You could say he’s been thrown to the wolves, you could say this could be the beginning and end of his stay in XWL, but what if it isn’t? What if this is what sets him apart from the pack? What if Tomasso can look desolation in the face, and laugh? A victory for Harper starts a road of dominance, a victory for Ciampa kickstarts his career in a big big way.
Uprising 2015 Falls Count Anywhere Rematch This historical Rematch is brought to from Uprising at the start of 2015 when Eric Young would meet AJ Styles one final time. A match that would be every bit as brutal and unforgiving as their rivalry had become. A Two Out Of Three Falls Count Anywhere Match would be the end, and the victor through two consecutive falls was Eric Young. He was the better man that night, but what would have happened had they gone to a third fall? Tonight we find out, when Ten months later, they meet for that last fall, and it counts anywhere.
CM Punk Returns Words do not do this justice, the mere knowledge that CM Punk is going to closeout the first episode of Anarchy, should be enough to excite you. CM Punk is a man that has no filter, be you a fellow superstar, or in a position of power, he tells you as he sees it, and he doesn't hold back. There is no line he has not, nor will not cross. After all the action comes to an end, The World Heavyweight Champion makes his return. There's only one thing to say, may CM Punk have mercy on all our souls.
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Bang Main Eventer
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Subject: Re: XWL Anarchy: 11/23/15 - 11/30/15 Sun Nov 29, 2015 7:19 pm
Bang briefly reviews promos and writeups of entire matches, and gives out Rumham's instead of stars. Episode 1
Stephanie, Bayley and Layla Neutral Stephanie was fine, does the job it needed for a tidy opening. Gaz played Bayley to a tee. Layla, what a jerk. Very good work all around. Congrats.
Kenny Omega It's short, it's sweet. Does the job, the description work could do with some more work. Not much else to say. Looking forward to what you do next.
Finn Balor It's good. I didn't like the line "oh by the way my real name is..." it didn't feel nessesary, espically if you're not going by Fergall Devitt. Other than that it's a good promo. Looking forward to what you'll be doing with him in the coming weeks.
Matt Sydal I'll be honest, I did these reviews back to front, and the faded text not working on Sydals name is really annoying me so I haven't read it all, but from what I did read I liked it.
Eva Marie Post-match promo I haven't read your .Com stuff, but I'm glad you're doing stuff with Eva. I kind of wanted to pick her up just because of how much people hate her, but atleast she's gone to someone who's doing a really good job with her. You can tell you've got way better than when you first joined. Your descriptive work is really good and you play her great.
Bray Wyatt You asked me on Skype what I thought of it, it's good. I liked the Chaplin bit alot, and there's a lot of good lines in there, very believable and Bray like. Looking forward to what you do with Bray again.
Natalya Very Nattie like promo, which is a good thing. There's not a whole lot of substance in it for obvious reasons, it's a solid promo to reintroduce Nattie to XWL though.
Madison Rayne and Layla I liked the recap of the opening segment. Is Layla insane now? I didn't really get that part. I like the interaction between Layla and Rayne. There does seem to be some scheming a foot though... Hmm. Good promo though, well done.
Sheamus Post-match promo It's decent. Not really much to add.
Roderick Strong and Sydal It's a very good promo on both of your parts, but I think Sydal shone more in this. I'd of liked to see some back and forth interactions between both of them, but I'm interested in see where this new rivalry leads.
Cesaro(cries internally) and Kurt Angle I know you're on holiday, and normally you'd use pictures and stuff. But if I was on holiday I wouldn't have promo'd so atleast you did something. It's a bit silly for my liking, but it's different, and XWL always needs more teams or alliances.
Eric Young It's a cool little way to bring EY back, it's formatted and written well. I'm guessing there's more to come, but I liked it.
Dolph Ziggler I don't really know where this is going, or what it's setting up. But I'm guessing it's leading up to a follow up promo later on, so I won't review it until then.
Chris Jericho It's a start. It's center your promos though
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. I'm guessing you're doing "the Best in the World at everything I do" Chris Jericho, atleast that's the vibe I got from it. I'd try to use never of Jericho's mannerisms and stuff, and use screen caps etc, to make the presentation of your promo like better. I'm sure Jericho has or atleast had a few fansites with a ton of caps to use. It's a start though, keep it up.
Sasha Banks It's me! Five Rumham's. I'm fantastic.
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Subject: Re: XWL Anarchy: 11/23/15 - 11/30/15 Sun Nov 29, 2015 7:41 pm
appreciate the feedback and you taking time out to do this bless your heart
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Subject: Re: XWL Anarchy: 11/23/15 - 11/30/15 Sun Nov 29, 2015 7:42 pm
TheKrzyOne wrote:
appreciate the feedback and you taking time out to do this bless your heart
This. I now feel lead to do the same, rip me, ty Bang.
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Subject: Re: XWL Anarchy: 11/23/15 - 11/30/15 Sun Nov 29, 2015 7:48 pm
Bang wrote:
Bang briefly reviews promos and writeups of entire matches, and gives out Rumham's instead of stars. Episode 1
Finn Balor It's good. I didn't like the line "oh by the way my real name is..." it didn't feel nessesary, espically if you're not going by Fergall Devitt. Other than that it's a good promo. Looking forward to what you'll be doing with him in the coming weeks.
Ryan: Thank you so much, in-game he's called Balor so I kind of have no way around that. The feedback is highly appreciated
Roderick Strong and Sydal It's a very good promo on both of your parts, but I think Sydal shone more in this. I'd of liked to see some back and forth interactions between both of them, but I'm interested in see where this new rivalry leads.
Roddy: Me too, it's a conjoined interaction and I'm trying to give the heel the edge. Roddy isn't going to be playing second fiddle I assure you
ALL IN ALL, LOVE THE RUMHAMS.
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Subject: Re: XWL Anarchy: 11/23/15 - 11/30/15 Sun Nov 29, 2015 7:51 pm
Anarchy continues as the new era of XWL is going strong. It may be a new era, but I'm still stealing dodger blue so deal with it krzy. Anarchy heads backstage to see XWL General Manager Stephanie McMahon just finishing a phone call her in her office when the current Intercontinental Champion Seth Rollins joins her in her office. He greets the General Manager with a hug, whilst proudly holding the IC Title over his shoulder.
[Stephanie McMahon] It feels so great to be back! And I'm glad you came back, I know the last era of XWL didn't end as we planned at Final Stand. You single handedly carried this company and didn't get the Final Stand you deserved to get.
[Seth Rollins] It's great to be back, Steph. You're right it didn't go to plan, but it's a new era..and this time around it's going to be a different story. The reason I came here though Steph...I've heard some rumours going around, I saw what happened to Bayley earlier tonight. Nobody has even seen Adam Cole. It's all over the internet that I'm going to be stripped of my championship tonight, Steph. I EARNED this championship..I DESERVE this Championship...
[Stephanie McMahon] Seth..Don't worry. I've seen it all and you have nothing to worry about. Yes Bayley did get stripped of her championship. As far as Adam Cole goes.... he couldn't take the decision I made like a professional, He decided to walk out on his fans, he walked out on XWL. Adam Cole is no longer the United States Champion and he's no longer an XWL Superstar, and as of this moment The United States championship is retired We need the fight back in the XWL Superstars...We need them to work towards one goal, and having a Champion as bad as Adam Cole made me realise it was too easy for just anyone to get the championship. They didn't have to earn it like you did. You put that championship on the line time and time again, you are a true champion. That's why despite those rumours...You are STILL the Intercontinental Champion.
[Seth Rollins] Thank you, Steph. It truly is an honour. I proved time and time again that I'm a worthy champion. To prove that...Since Adam Cole proved he is what we always thought he was, I'm left without an opponent tonight. I'm going to give someone a chance to prove themselves against the face of XWL....I'm going to hold an open challenge. It's like I'm giving to charity...but I'm giving somebody a chance to just maybe show that someday..they might deserve a shot at my championship. Maybe Alex Shelley will make his triumphant return to XWL!
[Stephanie McMahon] After what you did to Alex Shelley, I'd be surprised if he ever showed his face again in XWL. After everything he tried, going over my head to the board of directors, failing time and time again to win that championship. After getting so close..he lost to J&J and his XWL Career ended on the grandest stage of all. But tonight isn't about Alex Shelley...It's about you, it's about XWL. You made Breakdown..your show, you led from the front each and every week, and I expect you to do the same in this new era, Anarchy can be your show. That top spot is there for the taking, and it's up to you to grab onto it. Everybody on this roster wants that spot, and with that title...You'll be a target. Everybody is out to prove themselves... Just be careful with your open challenge I don't wan..
[Seth Rollins] You have nothing to worry about, I've been a target my entire career. I'm the future of this company and one day I WILL become World Champion. What happened at Final Stand...is history. If CM Punk actually decides to show up tonight, I hope you give him exactly what is coming to him. Tonight is about picking back up where I left off, I'll show everybody why this title belongs to me and why soon enough the World Heavyweight Championship...will belong to me. It doesn't matter who walks down that ring tonight, because it won't change the outcome. Anarchy is the future of XWL and I'M the future of XWL....and the future...is...NOW
A huge smirk comes across the face of Seth Rollins. Who once again embraces in a hug with the General Manager, who clearly still sees Seth as the future of XWL. But could that change tonight? The crowd are left wondering just who will accept Seth's open challenge. Is Seth Rollins already getting ahead of himself.... We will find out tonight.
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Subject: Re: XWL Anarchy: 11/23/15 - 11/30/15 Sun Nov 29, 2015 8:13 pm
yay reviews
i wnt disappoint next week
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Subject: Re: XWL Anarchy: 11/23/15 - 11/30/15 Sun Nov 29, 2015 9:54 pm
We return to Anarchy as the camera pans out from the crowd. After about 30 seconds of nothing happening, the crowd starts to die down until........
The crowd immediately erupts into a thunderous roar as The People's Champion wastes no time coming out to the stage. Wearing his "Boots 2 Asses" shirt, he looks at the crowd and bounces around on the stage for a few seconds before making his way down the ramp.
Michael Cole: OH MY!
King: Oh my gosh! The People's Champion is here!
JBL: Things are about to get ELECTRIFYING! Haha, I love it!
The Rock climbs the steel steps, walks from one side of the apron to the other, and then steps up onto the turnbuckle, raising his arm to the people! He then returns his arm to his side as he closes his eyes, taking in the energy from the crowd. He climbs down through the turnbuckle and steps through the ropes as a mic gets tossed to him. Without wasting any time, The Rock starts talking on the mic.
The Rock: FINALLY.............
THE ROCK! HAS COME BACK!
........
HOME.
JBL: This is why they call him the most electrifying man in sports entertainment!
The crowd pops as The Rock looks around and smiles at all the fans giving him the support that he deserves.
The Rock: It's been a very long time since The Rock has seen all these faces. The last time The Rock was here, he was whipping ass not only in the ring, but also on the silver screen!
King: Those were pretty good movies too! Remember those classics Michael?
Michael Cole: Good thing he's not making anymore RoboRock movies!
The crowd boos at the thought of The Rock making more movies and subsequently ignoring them. The Rock raises a hand in reassurance.
The Rock: Now, now. The Rock also remembers that when the last time he was here, the people didn't take too kindly to what he did outside of the ring, and they also didn't like the fact that The Rock was disrespecting them. The Rock understands and he realizes that the way he was acting, the people thought that he was a jackass. And even looking back, The Rock would have to agree with the people.
The crowd cheers again as The Rock smiles.
The Rock: The Rock took the people for granted and he only did what he did for the money.....and The Rock promises that he will not let the people down like that again! The Rock also knows that there was one other man who would also agree, and that man's name is Stone Cold Steve Austin!
The crowd pops for the mention of Austin as The Texas Rattlesnake has engaged in numerous battles with The Great One.
The Rock: Stone Cold, you and The Rock have made history! When Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock faced off, whether it was in the WWE or at Final Stand, we electrified people ALL OVER THE WORLD! Whether one side of the crowd was chanting "Austin" and the other side was chanting "Rocky", we tore the house down like never before! But there's one saying that always rings true......History repeats itself. The last time The Rock faced off against Stone Cold Steve Austin, it was back and forth, Rock Bottoms, Stunners, People's Elbows, even more Stunners, it was a battle like none other! But The Rock caught Steve Austin when he didn't expect it, and BAM! The Rock hit him with The Rock Bottom for the 1-2............THREE. Many people didn't like that The Rock won at the time, but The Rock feels like you deserve a rematch. A rematch for tonight!
King: AH!
JBL: These two gladiators have faced off multiple times and I'm on the edge of my seat every time! I can't wait for them to get it on!
The crowd goes ballistic for another matchup between The People's Champ and The Toughest S.O.B. in the business.
The Rock: Tonight, The Rock and Stone Cold face off one more time, but just as The Rock says, history repeats itself! Stone Cold. not only does The Rock expect the best out of you........The people do as well! So tonight, ONE MORE TIME! The Rock says JUST BRING IT to Stone Cold Steve Austin, and if Stone Cold doesn't, then The Rock will take one of his Steveweisers..............Shine that sum bitch up real nice.............turn it sideways, and STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!
IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.......
WHAT THE ROCK!
......
IS COOKIN!
Michael Cole: And there we have it! Stone Cold Steve Austin! The Rock! One more time! These guys know each other so well, nobody knows who will come out on top!
King: But Michael, as The Rock said, history repeats itself! You think The Rock is going to walk away with the win like he did at Final Stand?
Michael Cole: It's still tough to call, but we'll find out later tonight!
The Rock drops the mic as the crowd goes nuts and the feed fades to black.
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Subject: Re: XWL Anarchy: 11/23/15 - 11/30/15 Sun Nov 29, 2015 11:11 pm
The following reviews reflect my sole opinion and are not at all reflected on where you stand with the admins overall.
Layla establishes herself as The H.B.I.C
This was all me, so what more can I say? Best promo ever, do more pls.
Kenny Omega
Overall I felt like it was a nice taste of perhaps what's to come. A good introduction, establishes who he is, or how he is rather...and leaves you wanting more which is always a good thing. Criticisms would be, def more descriptions, they really help tell the story you're aiming for, and add a lot to a segment such as this.
Favorite Line: "I don't know if you know me but I don't even want you to. I don't know who I am. I just know what I do... I clean."
Finn Balor
I enjoyed this promo, the use of descriptions/commentary always immerses me further into a segment so I like that you used that very well. I like the story you told, leading us in one way only to have us questioning everything. It's an interesting approach one that I think we'll grow on as we see more development from. Criticisms, for the overall look of the promo, I do understand what you're trying for by using a range of colors for things, but like making the word black, actually be black sort of didn't look the best, you can't really see black text that well on the background so perhaps not something you should do.
Favorite Line: "Now, continue to wave the Flag of Balor and proudly say Finn Balor is your hero among the common kind. because he's my hero and I get to see him every day I look into the mirror."
Eva Marie
Honestly really loved this segment, you had Eva gloat after her win, mock Alexa, get some serious heat, botch the place you were in ala R-Truth, and stake your claim for the title, all in the same segment. The use of descriptions, and commentary told the story you wanted to tell and I loved it really. This is a prime example of taking someone not so amazing in real life, and making them amazing. Minor criticism would be that maybe her getting so much heat from the get go is a bit unrealistic. Be hated a good bit sure, but I feel like you could have let the heat build up over a few weeks to get to this point. Minor critique of course as it still works and could happen it just feels like it may have made more sense to have it escalate to such a level of hatred after more than one week.
Favorite Line: "For those of you who are able to get passed your jealousy and recognize real talent, take a good look at the future. This face, is about to be plastered across every truck and trailer, countless posters, magazines, and billboards. Never has a poster child looked so good, but you can appreciate that later. "
Bray Wyatt
As someone who isn't an expert on Wyatt I'd say you pretty much nailed him to the last detail. I really liked the opening to the promo, leading away from commentary into the chaplin beginning. It set up what Wyatt's message was very well, and the little thing such as making the quote get smaller with each rewind was a very nice touch. I liked the message you had, it played on the "new era" very nicely, sort of spoiling the new era's meaning by saying that's not how the world works, and just presenting Bray in a way that tells us who he is, I liked it a lot. It felt like a segment I'd see from Bray on television, and I could almost hear what you typed in his voice, kudos on using man in random spots like he does. I don't even know what criticisms, I could give, maybe try not to botch your coding [/i <3
Favorite Line: "The "New Era" has begun man. Hahaha... A new era where all has been wiped clean, your past transgressions are forgiven, your sins absolved, a fresh start for all... A cute sentiment for those who are naive to this World, but you and I both know that such a thing doesn't exist. Nothing more than a lie dangled from a rope to keep the sheep blinded to everything that is happening around them. To rid you of your guilt, to help you sleep better at night, to make you feel safe within your own little lie."
Sheamus
I feel like this promo shows a lot of potential, the dialogue, which some people have issues with the most sometimes, was pretty much exactly what you'd expect from Sheamus. I would like to see you maybe to try to expand upon your messages in future promos, tell more of your story instead of hooking us in and ending it all in the same part. Criticisms are more so just helpful things to include in your future promos to make them even better.
For your celebration it'd be nice if you included Sheamus' entrance video to let us hear the music as he celebrates so we can be immersed in that.
I'd also love to see you include some commentary, you can make them tell your story and get your character across so much more with their inclusion.
Also maybe make Sheamus' color text the same color, you used two different greens for his nametag, which visually is confusing.
But for a start this was wonderful, I'm very happy you put descriptions to use, please keep it up and don't take any of this to heart, it's merely someone trying to offer up ways to improve future promos and make them get better with each one you do.
Favorite Line: "I gave this little fella a lesson he will never forget. This ring right here! It belongs to me! This is a new company, a new start for me and I am here to prove myself, I am here to prove that I am a big fish, in a little pond. There is nobody here that can match me."
Cesaro/Angle
I'm so sorry for being so critical but Kurt saying "hey" and only "hey" in the first line he had, really bothered me, come on RCP give us something more than that. I didn't love the whole "happen" bit...I feel like that makes Cesaro look bad, which you shouldn't wanna see from a new pairing. I'm not sure where I stand on this pairing, there's always potential with something like this, but I didn't "love" the first promo together, it just felt off...nonetheless it is nice to see something different like a manager pairing since there's not many of those usually.
Favorite Line: "Antonio Cesaro: I was really thinking our catch phase could be, "we are one."
Kurt Angle: Yeah, but we couldn't just lie to people like that. We are two. Me + you. That's two. We are two. "
I hate myself for liking that.
Eric Young
A different approach on a promo that I enjoyed for what it was. It tells us something's a miss with EY in a creative way, and continues the story you were telling on your .com exclusives.
Favorite Line: "Hello and welcome back to XWL!: Anarchy! What an amazing night we've had thus far with Layla kicking off the show with a huge announcement!"
Ain't it obvious why.
Dolph Ziggler
I'm not sure what to make of this, I'm not sure what the purpose of this could be, so there's not much I really can say.
Favorite Line: N/A
Chris Jericho
It's a start, I do like that you used commentary, adds something to promos. My advice would be to youtube some Jericho promos and try to pick up little things he says to help you expand your dialogue further. Also as Bang suggested, use the center code pls. And bold your actions so they're separated from your dialogue, it just makes it look better.
Favorite Line: "I am not here to panda to you hypocrites"
I know you meant pander, but this just made me laugh when reading it.
Sasha Banks
Can I just say I really loved the lead in of commentary to a backstage segment, that doesn't happen a lot and I just feel like it makes it feel like it's actually happening on television. Sasha's interaction with JoJo was great, you instantly know she's a total bitch, she's being difficult for no reason and that's classic Heel Work 101. But the dialogue that followed is what really made me love this promo. It went away from being just a "bitch" to be a bitch, and told the reader who Sasha Banks was, someone that's confident, and ready to shatter expectations because she's better than anyone would give her credit for. You learned who Sasha was, which is what you need to have for an appearance of a new diva, just solid all around. She set herself up as someone you want to follow on her path to perhaps being the one to claim the vacant title, really enjoyable read.
Favorite Line: "That's kind of the problem isn't it? Nobody ever looks at me, and see's what they should see, they just see a hundred and ten pound little girl that will break in half the moment you touch her, they think I'm ratchet. But they couldn't be more wrong, I might be small, but I'm still the baddest Diva in XWL, and nobody can take that away from me."
Seth/Stephanie
I liked the dynamic between Steph and Seth, as someone with behind the scenes knowledge I am a tad disappointed with the way this ultimately went, especially seeing The United States Championship retired in a backstage segment where it's an afterthought, but I know it couldn't be helped. I did love the fact Seth openly started with the talk that every champion was being stripped, nice way to jump right into it. Stephanie not stripping him is interesting, will someone have something to say about that in his open challenge later?
Favorite Line: " I'm the future of this company and one day I WILL become World Champion. What happened at Final Stand...is history. If CM Punk actually decides to show up tonight, I hope you give him exactly what is coming to him. "
The Rock
First, when we booked historical rematches I had hoped someone would actually do a promo hyping up their rematch, so I'm very happy that your promo was heavily used as a way to promote that. Dialogue wise I'd say you were The Rock, it felt like what you said I could hear and picture The Rock saying so great job there. Honestly what I loved the most about this promo is that it makes you hyped for the match later tonight. You want to see the match because it's important enough for The Rock to talk about. I liked that you didn't forget about commentary, its pretty obvious by now that I really love it's inclusion. To make your promos a better read I'd suggest maybe coloring the descriptions because the white is okay but a color added to it would make the promo pop off the screen. Anyways I look forward to more Rock promos and seeing you grow as him.
Favorite Line: "When Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock faced off, whether it was in the WWE or at Final Stand, we electrified people ALL OVER THE WORLD! Whether one side of the crowd was chanting "Austin" and the other side was chanting "Rocky", we tore the house down like never before! "
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Subject: Re: XWL Anarchy: 11/23/15 - 11/30/15 Mon Nov 30, 2015 7:53 am
20 minutes into the match -
Roman and Randy are both down, weapons scattered around the ring, both trying to scramble back to their feet before the other. Orton rolls over to the left side of the ring and pulls himself up with the ropes, while Roman crawls to the corner, and uses support from the turnbuckles. Orton is back to his feet, he looks down and spots the steel chair, he picks it up, and turns around, but as soon as he does, he's met with a huge fist from a newly fired up Roman Reigns. Orton falls to the canvas with style, dropping the steel chair at his feet.
Jim Ross What a Superman Punch!! Orton is outcold!
From his previous battles with Randy, Reigns knows that a superman punch won't be enough to take him down, and so he returns to the corner, and waits patiently as Orton starts to show life, turning over onto his stomach, he pushes himself up to his hands and knees, then up to one knee, before finally getting to his feet, staggered from the punch, he turns around, and Roman darts forward, hitting Orton with an impactful Spear! Randy looks to be out, this could be all over for the Apex Predator as Reigns hooks the leg...
1...
2...
3...
NO! Orton lifts his shoulder just in time to kick out before the referee's hand hits the canvas for the third time! Roman can't believe it. Not one, not two, but three spears, and still he can't put Randy away. Reigns has the advantage here though, and he knows it, he wastes no time and goes back to the corner, waiting again for Orton to stagger to his feet, and as soon as he turns, Reigns charges for him! But not this time! Orton quickly sidesteps Reigns' Spear. Reigns stops in his tracks before connecting with the turnbuckle, and turns back to Orton, only to be met with an incredibly fast RKO onto the steel chair!!!
Jerry Lawler OH MY GOD!! Orton killed him JR! It's over!
Orton takes no time to admire his work and slithers over to the pinfall.
1...
2...
3!!!
The bell rings as Randy Orton's entrance music plays through the arena, having settled the score with Roman Reigns with this victory, the audience applauding both men for their incredible showing. Orton heads to the corner and jumps up onto the 2nd turnbuckle, raising his arms up in the air, basking in the glory, but it comes to an abrupt end as two XWL officials enter the ring to check on Roman, and Orton's music comes to a stop. The two officials kneel over roman, making sure that he's not hurt, and with no warning, Orton sprints out of the corner and kicks one of the officials in the side of his head with a brutal punt!
Jerry Lawler NO! NO! WHY?!
The mood in the arena quickly changes, everyone is in shock, and the second official has hightailed it out of there as Randy stands over Roman and the other official, a wicked smirk across his face.
Jim Ross What a disgusting thing to do! He already had the victory, there was no need for this!
Clearly pleased with himself, Orton walks over to Reigns' side, and in a completely disrespectful act, he shoves Reigns out of the ring with nothing but his boot. The crowd start to loudly boo as Orton deamnds a microphone from the ring announcer, who swiftly brings him one. Orton snatches the microphone from his hands, then returns to the center of the ring, starting down at the chair which he just RKO'ed Roman Reigns onto, he leans down to pick it up, then sets it up in the middle of the ring, and sits down, the sadistic smirk gone from his face.
Randy Orton …
It doesn't seem as if he has anything to say, he just looks out into the crowd as they rain thunder of disapproval toward him, but he remains calm, clearly not caring what they have to say. The show heads to a commercial break and the screen fades out as Orton remains seated in the middle of the ring.
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Subject: Re: XWL Anarchy: 11/23/15 - 11/30/15 Mon Nov 30, 2015 8:05 am
The boos are delivered with enough force to shake the earth to its core, and the hatred emanating from the crowd is hotter than the lava that resides within that core. The disdain the fans have for Intercontinental Champion Seth Rollins is palpable; you can almost taste it in the air; it of course being how badly they’d love just one chance to punch Rollins in his face and get away with it. Rollins is not loved. Rollins is not welcome. Rollins is not the rightful Intercontinental Champion.
Based on the look on his face, he wouldn’t believe that if you told him because he’s all smiles as he steps from behind the curtain with J & J Security right there by his side. Rollins has done so much during his time in XWL, but so much of his latest accomplishments have been muddied, so many asterisks could be placed next to each and every achievement. He’s only champion because of J & J taking his place at Final Stand, and he’s only been allowed to keep that championship due to his alliance with Stephanie McMahon as part of the authority.
It’s truly sickening how someone with so much promise could stoop to such levels, could rely on so many tricks when he has all the talent in the world to do things the right way. Instead he’s perfected the art of taking short cuts and the people don’t take kindly to that. Rollins uses two clenched fists to pound his chest. It wouldn’t be a surprise to hear those blows echo within the empty chambers of his chest—a man like that can’t possibly have a heart.
He walks with a purpose down the ramp, the boos only invigorating him, only pushing him to prove these people wrong. Rollins believes he’s the future of XWL, the face of this company, the man to beat inside of that ring, and, with Stephanie McMahon in his back pocket, it’ll be a monumental task to prove him wrong. Rollins climbs to the top rope where he raises the Intercontinental Championship high above his head.
He’s all smiles because he’ll be the only champion not to have the belt taken away, and we can only imagine how CM Punk will take the news later on in the show. Rollins hops down from the top rope and walks in circles around the ring talking all kinds of smack, inflating his ego enough to push it dangerously close to the popping point. “You all better get used to this sight because this belt isn’t going anywhere!” He shouts while smirking as J & J tell him that he’s an amazing champ.
The opening riffs of this theme doesn’t draw nearly as strong of a reception as Rollins’ does, but this man could instantly become a fan favorite if he’s able to put the champion in his place. A broken jaw should do the trick—the less Rollins is able to talk, the better. A masked man in a full body suit with the word “Suicide” written on it steps through the curtain, and the sight of him causes Rollins to burst into laughter—this certainly wasn’t who he expected to answer the open challenge.
“What is he? Some kind of superhero reject?!” Rollins manages to say between fits of laughter. If Suicide is rattled by Rollins’ disrespect, he doesn’t show it. As he straightens himself after the pose, he walks confidently down the ramp his head always pointed in Rollins’ direction. He gets onto the apron without aid of the steel stairs then effortlessly hops over the top rope. The agility is there, but Rollins still doesn’t look impressed by the unknown commodity.
“You guys can head to the back, I don’t need you here to deal with this clown. Keep the champagne cold for me, boys!” The crowd actually cheers a bit as they watch a confused J & J exit the arena, but there are a hefty amount of boos mixed in because of the arrogance that lead to that decision.
Seth Rollins’ Open Challenge
The bell rings and Suicide takes a few steps toward the smiling Rollins and actually sticks out a hand and waits for the champ to accept it! The crowd is telling Suicide not to do it, not to trust Rollins, but it appears the newcomer isn’t going to let Rollins forget what respect means. Rollins slowly inches his hand closer and closer to Suicide’s glove, but then he suddenly jerks his hand upward and slaps Suicide across the face!
The booing resumes as Rollins slaps Suicide again and again until he forces his opponent to back up in the corner. Seth shouts out “You’ll never be better than–” until Suicide shuts him up with a spinning kick to the gut! Shocked, Seth staggers backward holding his while Suicide charges and nail Rollins with a vicious front dropkick that sends Rollins flying back into the turnbuckles.
Before Rollins can fall, Suicide whips him the ring, but when Rollins’ back hits the turnbuckles he ricochets off giving him the momentum to nail Suicide with a single-leg dropkick to the face. Rollins drops down onto Suicide:
One!
T–
Barely even a two count before Suicide pops his shoulder off the mat. Suicide shakes his head, the kick dazing him a bit, and Rollins capitalizes with a kick to the gut that doubles Suicide over. Rollins goes for a suplex, but Suicide maneuvers himself out of it, managing to land behind Rollins where he locks his arms around Rollins’ waist. Suicide is looking for the german suplex, but instead eats two sharp elbows to the side of the head that makes him break his grip.
Rollins then jumps, turn himself in midair and nails Suicide with an enzuigiri! Suicide is dazed on his feet and vulnerable enough to not put up a fight as Rollins lifts him into the air and plants him into the mat with a falcon arrow. Rollins gets up, says “That was just beginner’s luck!’ right before stomping away at Suicide’s grounded body. On one of the stomp attempts, Suicide, grabs Rollins’ ankle, then jerks it forward so that Rollins loses his balance and falls forward allowing Suicide to get onto a knee where he locks in the ankle lock!
Screaming in pain, Rollins pushes himself off the ground, hopping on one leg as he tries to escape. Eventually he flips forward, launching Suicide toward the rope, but Suicide hangs there between the middle and top rope like a spider in a web. Confusion passes over Rollins face for a moment before he charges at Suicide who quickly drops to the ground causing Rollins to take a tumble out of the ring. Rollins immediately gets back up and pounds on the apron in frustration.
Fresh off a commercial break, Rollins is back in control of the match working over Suicide with a tight side headlock.
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Suicide bounces off the ropes picking up some momentum then races across the side of the ring where a groggy Rollins is beginning to stand. As Suicide dives through the ropes, Rollins reveals he was playing possum as sidesteps. Suicide goes flying into the barricade with a thud. To add insult to injury, Rollins pulls him up and ruthlessly tosses him into the barricade.
Suicide finds the strength to fight on in the emotionally charged chants of “Rollins sucks,” fighting back to his feet. He drives the point of his elbows into Rollins’ gut then shoves him off toward the ropes. Rollins goes for a crossbody but Suicide outmaneuvers him, catching Rollins in a fireman’s carry. Suicide falls backward and catches Rollins with a stiff kick to the face! He floats over into a pin:
One!
Two!
Rollins kicks out!
It’s hard to miss the anger beginning to show on Rollins’ face. He gets to his feet and spits in Suicide’s face! Suicide goes for a wild punch, but Rollins ducks under and nails him with the slingblade! Rollins signals for the end as he climbs onto the apron and waits for Suicide to get to his feet. He springboards off the top rope and goes for his signature diving knee, but this time it’s Suicide that sidesteps. Rollins stumbles over to the other side of the ring as Suicide trails behind him. Suicide jumps onto Rollins then locks in a crossarmbar while hanging from the ropes! With Rollins’ spit drying on his mask, Suicide refuses to break the hold forcing the ref to complete the five count and disqualify him.
Rollins theme plays briefly before cutting out.
Suicide finally breaks the hold and drops onto the apron while Rollins rolls away clutching his arm and hollering in pain. J & J Security come flying down the ramp, but as they get to ringside the lights cut out. Moments later they’re back on but Suicide is nowhere to be seen. Rollins’ bodyguards slide into the ring to help in any way they can though it looks to be far too late as Rollins’ right shoulder really seems to be in a bad way.
J & J help him out of the ring and despite everything the champ hollers for the Intercontinental Championship to be brought to him. Rollins cradles the belt with his left arm while J & J help him up the ramp. XWL cuts to a video package as the trio walk through the curtain.
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XWL Anarchy comes back on the air and we’re taken to a feed of the backstage area. The commentators can be heard over the feed
Jerry “The King” Lawler Hello folks and welcome back to XWL’s newest show welcome back to Anarchy. I’ve just been given word that we’re now heading backstage for a special message from none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin
The feed fades to the men’s lockeroom where we see Stone Cold Steve Austin. He glares into the camera. As the fans begin to cheer for Austin JBL then speaks
John “Bradshaw” Layfield First off Steve I would like to thank you for taking the time to join us. I understand you have a few things you’d like to say to the XWL Universe?
The camera cuts to Austin who shifts in his chair slightly. Arms folded he clears his throat and speaks
{Steve Austin} You’re damn right I got a few things to say son. Here we are live from Houston Texas at THE first ever XWL Anarchy. So ol’ Stone Cold Steve Austin would like to touch on some things he heard earlier from my good ol’ pal The Rock.
The crowd pops at the mention of The People’s Champion. Cole suddenly scoff’s which makes Austin stare deep into the camera he then speaks again
{Steve Austin} I’m sorry, did I stutter, Michael? What’s the matter son? You don’t think ol’ Stone Cold and The Rock are friends? Didn’t you hear him earlier. We traveled the world together. We’ve seen it all and now, tonight, these fan’s get to see us go at it one more time and you can bet your ass there’s gonna be fists flying and some mudholes will be stomped and walked dry!
Crowd What?!
John “Bradshaw” Layfield Steve, I’ve gotta know, since you two have faced each other all over the world do you have any specific kind of strategy going into this match?
Austin laughs lightly before speaking
{Steve Austin} To be honest with you John, no, I don’t have a set strategy. Rock and I have fought each other for years in numerous companies. Hell, last year alone son as he said, we tore the roof off this place. So there’s no doubt in my mind that we’ll do the same again. I guess if you want to know if I’ve got a strategy it’s this… I’m gonna lace up these here boots. Throw on my vest. Walk on out to that ring. Step foot into that ring. Look that sum bitch in the eyes and drop him on that stack of dimes he calls a neck.
Crowd What?!
{Steve Austin} Cause ya see son Rock and I may be very different people but we’ve been around these parts long enough. We know what each other are gonna do before we do it. So the only way to combat that is to just go out there and do what I do best. Raise some hell. Then I’m gonna come on back here and drink some beer.
Austin goes to speak again but Michael cuts him off
Michael Cole Steve, if I my interrupt, Rock didn’t seem to be the lest bit scared of you. Going so far as to say that he’s going to turn his boot sideways and stick it straight up your well…
Austin stops Michael before he can finish
{Steve Austin} C’mon Michael are you really even gonna go there? Didn’t you just hear a damn word I said to John just now? Rock and I do this all the time son. We trade a lot of insults. Everybody does. The fact of the matter is this. When the two of us step foot in the middle of that ring. Only one person’s walking out on top. That person’s name is the toughest S.O.B XWL’s ever seen. The foul-mouthed, beer drinking, mudhole stompin’ son of a bitch Stone Cold Steve Austin. So Michael I suggest if you wanna know what’s good for you you’ll watch your tone or I’ll come on out to that ring and show you why I’ve been around as long as I have.
Austin gets up and walks off screen. The camera cuts around and we see him walking down the hallway as the feed fades to black and into his match
With the music of "The Great One" still blasting over the Houston, Texas crowd we would see the home state hero slowly starting to rise to his feet in the ring. As The Rock however walked through the curtain and to the back, his music would die down leaving just Steve Austin in the center of the ring seemingly recovering from the match he had just lost. The crowd would begin to clap now for the man, and while he stood in the ring we would hear the commentary team now speak.
[Michael Cole] Winner or lose ladies and gentlemen, that man right there will forever go down as one of the best in this business.
[Jerry Lawler] No doubt about it, Cole. Stone Cold is without a doubt always going to be a mainstay both in pro wrestling and specifically XWL.
[John Bradshaw Layfield] Whoa, wait a minute! You two are tellin' me that Stone Cold will go down as one of the best? What about the man that just beat him? The Rock!
[Jerry Lawler] John, don't tell me you're still upset that Stone Cold makes a better Texan than you.
[John Bradshaw Layfield] That has nothin' to do with what I said! The Rock just won the match and you two idiots are only talking about the los-
[Michael Cole] Wait! Whoa! Whoa! THAT'S! THAT'S KEVIN OWENS!
Michael Cole would begin to cut JBL off suddenly, his voice peaking higher and higher as he said his statement. That being he had just saw Kevin Owens hopping the guardrail right near him. The crowd would soon begin to see this and the cheers for Austin started to die out and instead almost the sounds of gasps would be heard. This came as Kevin would slide into the ring, going under the bottom rope on the side of the ring closest to the announce tables. Rolling now under the bottom rope, Owens would push himself up to his feet and almost instantly would charge the unaware Steve Austin. Bringing his right arm up now, the Canadian would drive his forearm into the back of Austin's neck, dropping the Texas Rattlesnake to the mat.
[John Bradshaw Layfield] See! That right there is someone you two should be talkin' 'bout! That's Kevin Owens and he's out here making a statement!
[Jerry Lawler] A statement, John? How is this a statement? This is a sneak attack!
[Michael Cole] Exactly, Stone Cold not only didn't see Kevin coming, he also just wrestled a match against The Rock. This isn't right!
[John Bradshaw Layfield] It might not be right, it might not be fair, but that's life. Get 'em, Owens! Make your statement kid!
After hitting the first right forearm that dropped, Steve Austin, Kevin Owens would slowly turn now to face the hard camera. His black cut off t-shirt would have his gray "KO" block logo on the front, though we wouldn't really have a chance to see his gear as he would lean right down to place both hands on the side of Austin's head. With a quick tug, Kevin would pull the hurting Texas Rattlesnake back up to his feet and with a slight smirk on his face it was now that Owens was about to make his statement. The Canadian's left hand would move behind the head of Austin, shoving the bald headed man across the ring and into the ropes. Kevin would use the ropes to his advantage by doing this however as he knew Steve would spring back and as he did, Owens would slightly bend down just enough as he moved his hands to the hips of Austin which he would quickly pop him up into the air. When Steve would be on the way down from being popped up however we saw Kevin now catch the falling man into a huge powerbomb.
[John Bradshaw Layfield] That's the Pop Up Powerbomb! He coulda' just seriously hurt the neck and back of Stone Cold!
[Michael Cole] The surgically repaired neck mind you.
[Jerry Lawler] Which if the sneak attack wasn't bad enough, he's also targeting the neck! That forearm and now the Pop Up Powerbomb?!
Following the Pop Up Powerbomb, Kevin Owens would just stay hovering over the downed body of Stone Cold Steve Austin. With a slow roll of his head now he'd pop his neck before looking over to his left, staring at the hard camera now. A small laugh would come from Owens before he'd take a few steps backwards and finally stepping through the top and middle rope, dropping down to the floor now. Still with a slow pace he would hop over the barricade and continue to walk out of the arena. Meanwhile Stone Cold would continue to be down and out on the mat, not even moving after the sneak attack he had just received.
[Jerry Lawler] Do we need to get some help for Austin? Can we get some help out here?
[John Bradshaw Layfield] No, King! If Stone Cold is what you two were talking about earlier, he should be able to get up and brush it off, right?
[Jerry Lawler] That's not funny, John.
[John Bradshaw Layfield] Does it look like i'm doing stand up? C'mon, King! You got to admit that Kevin Owens just made a hell of a statement!
[Michael Cole] Regardless if you call it a statement or a sneak attack, what Kevin Owens just did on the return episode of XWL, I don't think anything else tonight will truly match the shows name other then what just happened. Kevin Owens has just brought Anarchy to XWL.
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XWL returns to live feed to the sound of cheers and boos, there are those within the arena showing love and those who are voicing their distaste and as the camera pans to reveal the cause of the mixed reaction standing in the middle of the ring. None other than the ever controversial: Paul Heyman
[Paul Heyman] Ladies and Gentlemen...
No matter how much that section dislikes the man, they cannot help but find themselves drawn in by his words and find themselves chanting along
[Paul Heyman] My name is...
As Paul Heyman goes to say his name the fans continue to say his introduction along with him, but he pauses to take a brief moment of silence to soak it all in
[Paul Heyman] You know what? I actually missed this. I missed this whole shtick that you people have, and do each and every week so proudly say my name along with me, just like I missed standing in an XWL ring and tell you all about my clients and why they are without a doubt in my mind the very best wrestlers on the face of this planet. I missed looking at the faces of people like you.
As Paul Heyman says this he points to someone on the camera side of the ring in the front row
[Paul Heyman] , and you
Heyman now starts to move around the ring pointing at a young family at ringside
[Paul Heyman] , and you
Paul is now pointing at a group of friends who cheer for themselves being on the cameras
[Paul Heyman] , and you and shoving it down your throats that my clients, MY Paul Heyman guys were the pinnacle of XWL, the most dominant, the most ruthless, the most fearsome, the most talented athlete in professional wrestling today, the best wrestler in the world, and making sure that every single person in every single arena around the world and everybody watching at home on TV knew that they could take my words as gospel because MY CLIENTS never fail to deliver on what they promise. And what I missed the most, more than anything else is standing outside the ring and watching my clients deliver like nobodies ever delivered before, so tonight on the night that XWL is reborn I stand before each and every single one of you as excited and giddy as the first time I ever stepped foot in Madison Square Garden as a fan and I watched the greats like Bruno Sammartino and Don Muraco do what they did best in this very ring, because...
Then like a drop of a hat Paul Heyman quickly switches back to his introduction saying it proudly out loud as the fans through the boos still can't help to say it along with him
[Paul Heyman] Ladies and Gentlemen my name is...
And as empathically as ever Paul Heyman with the backing of a large section of the crowd says his name as loud as ever
[Paul Heyman] Paul Heyman
In acknowledgement, if not begrudgingly the crowd applaud Paul Heyman just for his introduction alone
[Paul Heyman] And I stand here tonight with the easiest job in the world, and I thank all the stars that I actually get to do this because I know every single person in this business would kill to be me right now, because I stand before you as the advocate to the most unadulterated ass kicker in XWL history, the BEAST incarnate,
Still the fans know the routine and they know exactly what's coming next and they again much like they did with Paul Heyman's name say his client name along with him
[Paul Heyman] BROOOOCK LESNAR!
Following the mention of the Beast Incarnates name the crowd are cheering, as the fans know exactly what kind of chaos and destruction to expect from Paul Heyman's client
[Paul Heyman] And unlike me ladies and gentlemen Brock Lesnar is NOT happy to be back, my client Brock Lesnar quite frankly could not care less that XWL has returned, but even Brock Lesnar has bills to pay and mouths to feed, and hey he's going to be beating every single person that looks him in the eye so he might as well get paid for it.
Heyman glances around the crowd as a section of boos come from the crowd, clearly not happy with Brock's motivation
[Paul Heyman] And I know what you're thinking. "Hey Paul, why didn't Brock just go back to UFC?" Don't you think if Brock Lesnar want to go back to UFC, that Brock Lesnar would have gone back to UFC? To a stagnant Heavyweight division that he has already conquered? I don't think so. "Hey Paul why didn't Brock Lesnar go to..." Blah, blah, blah, I've heard it all before, so no matter what you say Brock Lesnar has been there and he has conquered it. Brock Lesnar has been the NCAA Champion, Brock Lesnar has been the UFC Champion, Brock Lesnar has been the WWE champion, Brock Lesnar has won every accolade he has ever set his mind on and defeated every single superstar or fighter that has stepped in his way, hell Brock Lesnar has even defeated diverticulitis which would have killed a lesser man, and instead of sitting at home recovering, my client Brock Lesnar on what should have been his deathbed stepped into the Octagon and defended his championship like a MAN. Does that sound like a man that has anything to prove to you people? I didn't think so.
As smug as ever Paul Heyman stands in the ring so proud of himself knowing all about the man he's promoting, as he knows the people have no choice to accept everything he's saying as a cold hard fact
[Paul Heyman] So why? Why you ask. Why is Brock Lesnar back in XWL? The answer is simply because he enjoys it. My client Brock Lesnar truly enjoys beating his opponents until they can't stand anymore. And I promise you this ain't some part time deal, this ain't no UFC 3 fights a year contract, this is on a full-time basis, and my client through me promises that will will do four things and four things only,
Heyman using his spare hand raises one finger as he starts to list off those four things
EAT!
Paul then raises a second finger
SLEEP!
Raising his hand slightly higher Heyman raises a third finger
SUPLEX!
Then finally he raises a fourth finger
REPEAT!
The crowd applaud Heyman as he starts to rattle those four things off again in a faster fashion
EAT!
SLEEP!
SUPLEX!
REPEAT!
EAT!
SLEEP!
SUPLEX!
REPEAT!
SUPLEX!
REPEAT!
As Paul seems to get stuck on Suplex Repeat, he gets faster still hammering home exactly what Brock Lesnar's plans for the XWL roster are
Heyman takes a very short breather before repeating those four things slowly for the crowd as they say it along with him
[Paul Heyman] EAT!
SLEEP!
SUPLEX!
REPEAT!
As they finish saying it all together the crowd applaud him fully drinking into his koolade, then as the applaud comes to an end Heyman continues to address them
[Paul Heyman] It's funny because up until Ronda Rousey got too big for her own ego and got knocked out cold by Holly Holm two weeks ago, she made sure to tell every little girl to make sure they don't become a "Do Nothing Bitch" because my client Brock Lesnar told me earlier today to make sure I tell all the little girls in the locker room know that there's NOTHING they can DO about it, but now that XWL in back to welcome them all to SU-PLEX CI-TY BITCHES. And you all witnessed that first hand, earlier tonight didn't you?
The crowd cheer after witnessing Ryback be the first man to travel to Suplex City
[Paul Heyman] Because earlier tonight my client Brock Lesnar was locked inside a 16 foot steel cage, and oh my god what a sight it was. The Beast, The Conqueror pitted against the Big Guy Ryback, no where to run, nowhere to hide, and just how beautiful it was. I know it's been a long time since you last saw Brock Lesnar in action, but trust me that was a beating, and it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that no good will ever come from caging my beast, and I almost, ALMOST being the keyword here, I almost felt bad for Ryback, because as much as he thought it was "feeding time" before he stepped inside the ring with Brock Lesnar, and normally on any other night against any other opponenet he probably would have been right, but not tonight and not against Brock Lesnar. Because he stepped into the ring with the Alpha Male around here, the top of the food chain, THE BEAST, and he will threw Ryback around and played with him until he was bored, just like a Lion playing with a little baby mouse, toying with it, until he decides he's had enough and choose to put him out of his misery... and he wakes up tomorrow in a hospital room with every bone in his body broken, and his jaw wired shut, nobody will be able to feed him more, in fact the only way Ryback will be able to eat is through a straw. But if you take any solace it wasn't personal, it's not, it's just what's "best for business".
Heyman ends that fnal sentece with a sense of finality, pausing for a moment becfore deciding to continue on with his tirade
[Paul Heyman] And speaking for what's best for business not only do I advocate for Brooock Lesnar but I also stand before you as the representative and best friend of the reigning and defending World Heavyweight Champion, simply put " The Best in the World" C... M... PUNK!
As always when Heyman utters that name, it is quickly followed by an outburst of cheers for the Voice of the Voiceless and his name begins playing through the arena like an anthem CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK!
[Paul Heyman] A name that has went hand in hand with XWL since its inception, from day one CM Punk has been making his mark in this company until that wasn't enough anymore, he wasn't simply satisfied with being one of the main guys so he went on and became the absolute best to ever grace this company. No ifs. No buts. No other way about it. This is not my personal opinion I am providing you with, this is cold, hard facts. I don't need to remind you of the history because you all know it very well, you people witnessed it first hand as history was made, you people got to see the rise of The Best in the World all to lead to this moment where we can all proudly welcome back the "FORMER" World Heavyweight Champion.
The crowd boo as Heyman utters the word "former"
[Paul Heyman] That's right, that leaves a very sour taste in the back of your mouth doesn't it? But incase you all haven't realised XWL and their infinite wisdom took the decision to strip all Champions of their respective Championships. The Divas Championship. Vacated. The United States Championship. Vacated. The Intercontinental Championship. Vacated and The World Heavyweight Championship. VACATED. So despite never being defeated, despite never losing a match in this ring you and I have to refer to CM Punk as a former Champion. Now we all know that this company has made some very bad decisions in its lifetime but this one tops the list. The powers that be have made it very clear over the years that they do not care for CM Punk but this just goes to show how biased they are when it comes to him and the World Heavyweight Championship because they done everything they could, each and every time to make sure he did not capture the World Heavyweight Championship and now that he returned to the mountain top they knew in their hearts that there was no way he was ever going to be removed again, so they made it so that no competitor had to risk the embarrassment of stepping foot in the ring with the Best in the World by stripping him of the World Heavyweight Championship.
[Paul Heyman] The part that I find the most amusing is that not a single member of this management had the courage to inform us of this first hand. No little messenger was sent, they didn't get John Laurinaitus on the phone because that's all he's good for, hell the first that we heard of it was that shoddy little announcement that XWL "Officials" felt the need to put on their Website to announce the exciting prospect of a tournament. The people that run this place pride themselves on knowing, or claiming to know what's "Best for business" but a tournament is not what's best for business, CM Punk is and has always been best for business and if you weren't so blinded by your bias and your ignorance you would've seen that years ago!
[Paul Heyman] No e-mail. No phone call. Not McMahon in sight. This is how "The New-Era" does business, by not having the balls to confront a problem head on and instead doing some shady business backstage where there is no chance of ramifications. The family that prided themselves on having "Attitude" and "Ruthless Aggression", now promoting the use of Anarchy are showing their true colours. Now the people are finding out what I have known all along and that is that every single McMahon are nothing more than yellow belly sons of...
Before Heyman can finish his sentance, the theme of the General Manager: Stephanie McMahon hits the PA system and the crowd is not pleased. As Stephanie walks out onto the stage the XWL crowd voices their displeasure, they're about as please as Stephanie who doesn't look happy about the choice words that Paul Heyman had for her, walking down to the ring with a sour look plastered over her face, scowling towards Heyman who by now should be used to this type of look from a McMahon. She climbs into the ring, microphone in hand before approaching Paul Heyman.
[Stephanie McMahon] Need I remind you just who the hell you're talking about?!
Heyman places his hand on his chest as a shocked look shows itself mouthing "me", as though implying they he did no such wrong.
[Stephanie McMahon] Ladies & Gentlemen. MY NAME is...
The crowd jump to their feet and the noise reaches a deafening levels as Cult of Personality cuts the General Manager off before she even began. CM Punk walks out onto the stage, his arms outstretched wide and to the displeasure of Stephanie McMahon with the World Heavyweight Championship wrapped around his waist. He locks eyes with the General Manager as he blows on his wrist and starts buffing the Championship to make it shine. He starts heading down towards the ring as the crowd begin chanting his name.
CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK!
Punk scales the apron and up to the middle rope. He removes the Championship from around his waist before raising it high above his head. The sour look on Stephanie's face has only worsened and Punk loves every moment of it, Heyman however knows that Punk should perhaps not be mocking McMahon given the situation but he also knows that nothing that he could possibly do to make Punk stop. Punk retrieves himself a microphone and stands before McMahon, while Heyman gets himself the best seat in the house and stands in the corner, resting his arm on the turnbuckle and his head on his hand.
[[CM Punk]] Before you start, going on and on, and on, and on and on. Let me remind you who I am. I'm CM Punk. I'm the Voice of the Voicless. I'm The Best in the World! and I am the World Heavyweight Champion!
[Stephanie McMahon] That part is debatable.
[[CM Punk]] Is it? Because last time I checked nobody has managed to defeat me for this here World Championship and that's kind of the point isn't it? As the old saying goes "To be the man, you've got to beat the man! And right now Stephanie, as much as it leaves a very, very bad taste in your mouth, you are looking at the man! That's right, it's not your beloved Seth Rollins, it's certainly not your dear husband Triple H. It's the guy it always has been, it's the same guy since day one when these doors first opened and that guys name is... *Punk points the mic towards the crowd*
CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK!
[[CM Punk]] These people know that. Paul knows that. The guys in the back know that. I sure as hell know that, the only people that are too blind to that fact is you people who hide behind your desks night in and night out because I don't do the things that I'm expected to do and that I don't say things that I'm expected to say. Your idea of someone you can show the World is a guy that will go along with any bullshit agenda that you and your little cronies can come up with but unfortunately for me I'm not that guy, my career might have gone a lot smoother if I was willing to bite the bullet but my mouth seems to have other plans and has got me into more trouble than I like to admit but the thing is that only matters to you people. Unlike any of those yes men and try hards that you like to surround yourself with I have never needed your approval to be able to succeed, I'm the guy that has succeeded in spite of your opinions and biases and every single that I hold onto this Championship just spits in yours and your families face.
Stephanie scoffs
[Stephanie McMahon] Wow Punk. Did you come up with theory yourself or did you get it from the tin foil hat mob? My family conducts business through the proper channels and we are fair and unbiased in our judgements.
Punk rolls his eyes, even Heyman has a little chuckle
[[CM Punk]] I don't even know how you can stand there with a straight face and say that. It boggles the mind, it really does. You don't have to like me, you don't even have to want to share the same space as me but after everything that I have done for this company you have to respect me! SO don't you dare stand there and tell me that you and your family haven't had an agenda against me since my name has ever been associated with anything that the McMahon's have had their fingers in. There is a guy standing behind me that can't even count on his fingers the amount of times that your family sent the word to have me fired because I was just the King of the Indies. From then to when I was the hottest thing going in this industry you still refused to acknowlege what I was because you wanted give 'Berto that spot from the millionth time despite everyone wanting to see me and Dwayne go at it but you were convinced that I "didn't earn it". Please, dealing with all the politics that this place goes through day after day is earning it but on top of that I was carrying this company to the top, I was viewed as the man when I wasn't even in contention for the World Championship.
[[CM Punk]] Nobody talked about the things that you wanted to push, nobody cared about the things that you were trying to shove down peoples throats and no matter how many times you told that clown Michael Cole to tell the World that this was a 5* feud and that it will go down in history as one of the classics, these people were still chanting my name! Those people came to see me and I left them with something to talk about each and every single night! That, that left a very bitter taste in your mouth because I was the guy that should never have succeeded and yet I am XWL's greatest success story. That just pisses you off doesn't it? The fact that nobody came here to see Wade, 'Berto, Ted, hell the only time they gave a damn about Dwayne is when I made him relevent again! The fact that somebody who so purposely went against the grain became the guy when you refeused to acknowlege his relevency and who knows, maybe if you jumped on the success when it was right there in front of you, maybe, just maybe this company wouldn't have to shut its doors every other month.
[[CM Punk]] What is it? The "New Era" of XWL? I thought the New Era was the last time this place reopened. So this is the "New" "New Era" of XWL? Quick question. What the hell is new? Congratulations, you gave XWL.com a new layout, I'm very impressed, whichever of your genius board members came up with that deserves a promotion and a raise because that man is a visionary. What has changed? And I mean that honestly because there is a trend in this place where this place claims to have changed for the better, where we're going to go to bigger and better and then it reverts to the same old status quo. I see the same faces in charge, I see the same people who take what they do far too seriously and I don't doubt for a second that I will see the very same faces on top of this place before too long because they were ahead of the pack just because of "who they are" and not what they've done.
Stephanie becomes impatient and cuts Punk off
[Stephanie McMahon] Punk! Look, I didn't come out here so you could run me and everyone backstage to the ground.
[[CM Punk]] Huh, that's why I came out here...
Steph smirks sarcastically
[Stephanie McMahon] How cute. Look Punk you know why I am out here, Paul already mentioned the fact that XWL has stripped all Champions of their Championship Titles. That means that your reign as World Heavyweight Champion ended, meaning that you are former Champion.
[[CM Punk]] There it is. I love how you put so much emphasis on the "former" to try and make it sting that little bit more but thank you for bringing that up because there was something that I needed to mention. If you take a look at XWL.com's fancy new website and layout, you can find all kinds of things like roster, upcoming events but the one I want to draw your attention to is Title History because it is there you will find the reigns for each and every Championship that has ever been a part of XWL. From the Pure Championship, to the very one that I have wrapped around my waist as we speak. It was drawn to my attention that these people have tried to claim that my reign as World Heavyweight Champion ended April 10th, 2015. Which strikes me as odd because the official annoucement that you people posted on your website stating that all Champions would be stripped of their gold was made on October 4th, 2015. Yeah, thanks for the call by the way. Now, seeing that I defeated Shawn Michaels for the World Heavyweight Championship January 9th and I was officially stripped of the Championship October 4th, and I'm going to need Paul's help with the math here because I get dropped on my head for a living, but that officially means my reign as World Champion lasted...
Punk places the microphone in front of Paul Heyman's mouth
[Paul Heyman] 268 Days.
Punk smirks and returns to Stephanie
[[CM Punk]] 268 Days. Let me just allow that to sink in. Two Hundred and Sixty Eight Days. Is that coming through loud and clear? That means you can kiss your little golden boy Evan Bourne's reign goodbye because OFFICIALLY you're looking at the longest reigning World Heavyweight Champion in XWL history. You can deny it all you want, you can pretend that it doesn't exist but hey, it's not my fault, I wasn't the guy that decided this company should close its doors again, I wasn't the guy who made an official statement 6 months after this company had went into hibernation to state that fact. Of course you won't alter that fact, you wouldn't dare take away the bragging right but these people will know, everyone will know that CM Punk, is officially the longest reigning World Heavyweight Champion in XWL history. See I like saying that so much because I'm using your own word against you because that's what people like you love to say isn't it? "Well "Officially" we can't speak on the matter. You've "Officially" been released from your contract, best of luck in your future endeavours." Ironic isn't it?
Stephanie tries to calm herself, compose herself before she replies to Punk who knows he is getting on each and every one of Stephanie's nerves,which only makes it that much more enjoyable for the Best in the World
[Stephanie McMahon] I'm not going to even dignify that with a response.
[[CM Punk]] That's because you don't have a leg to stand on.
Again Stephanie closes her eyes and tries to take herself to a happier place, a place which doesn't include Punk
[Stephanie McMahon] Regardless, spin whatever lies you want. Fact is, your reign as World Heavyweight Champion is over! So hand over that Championship, Punk!
Punk removes the Championship from his waist and places it over his shoulder, he looks at it for a moment
[[CM Punk]] Nah, I don't think I want to.
Stephanie's impatience grows
[Stephanie McMahon] NOW PUNK!
Punk looks offended, almost hurt
[[CM Punk]] What's the magic word?
Stephanie refuses to take anymore of CM Punk's nonsense
[Stephanie McMahon] Punk, this is your third and final chance. Give me the World Heavyweight Championship, right NOW.
The humour that was on CM Punk's face disappears and is replaced by a more serious look
[[CM Punk]] We find ourselves at an impass Steph because I'm not going to hand you this Championship, if you came down to this ring believing I would then you were very naive. I also know that you yourself can't take it from me, I also don't see your husband coming down any time soon and while I know a lot of the guys in the back are so far up your ass, unless you can pull a few of them out of your ass right now then this Championship is leaving this arena the exact same way it came in, wrapped around MY waist.
Punk looks Stephanie dead in the eye as he drops the microphone by her feet, just waiting for her to show him her hand.
[Stephanie McMahon] You left me no other choice, Punk. Security!
A group of six security guards walk out onto the stage, Punk doesn't look impressed with any one of them but there is a numbers game going against him regardless of how much faith he has in his skills. Stephanie stares at Punk with a look of disgust but Heyman takes this time to intervene and perhaps calm the situation.
[Paul Heyman] Look, Stephanie there has to be some other way we can do this?
The guards start making their way down the ramp
[Paul Heyman] I mean is all of this enitrely necessary?
Heyman points to the security guards as they surround the ring and climb up onto the apron Shield-esque
[Paul Heyman] Stephanie, I am begging you not to go through with this. If those men get into the ring, it will be something that we will never be able to come back from.
Fearing for the safety of his friend Stephanie urges to reconsider her actions, but from the way the Second City Saint has spoke to her, she has no interest in reconsidering her actions.
[Stephanie McMahon] You had your chance!
Heyman can be heard saying "Oh God" as he face palms and walks himself back into the corner, he can't believe that this is what it has come to. CM Punk walks into the middle of the ring with the Championship to be repossessed over his shoulder, he isn't budging an inch. He looks at Stephanie and gives her a little wink to show defiance and just to add a little more salt into those already fresh wounds. Stephanie looks at the guards and nods, signalling them to enter the ring. They step foot into the ring and
[Michael Cole] Oh my!
[John "Bradshaw" Layfield] Business has just picked up... I would not want to be those men right now.
A look of horror quickly comes across on Stephanie's face, every guard that just climbed into the ring all whip round to the stage to see a sight that no person wants to see, "The Beast" Brock Lesnar walking out onto the stage. Stephanie turns to Heyman who only shrugs, as though trying to say "I tried to warn you". Heyman's pleas were not for CM Punk's safety, but for the safety of those that Stephanie McMahon just put in harms way, CM Punk looks directly at Stephanie and winks once again, perhaps this was a failsafe on his part. Brock Lesnar and his ever so intimidating presence walks down the ramp and stops by the ring. Every guards heart is beating out of their chest, they've heard the stories and they all know full well what the man standing before them is capable of. Brock slowly starts to walk around the ring, making eye contact with every person as he passes them.
[John "Bradshaw" Layfield] Look at this, he's stalking six men! Who else on this Earth can do that?!
Brock makes it full circle, he stands in front of the apron and begins to skip on the spot before hopping up the apron with ease. Brock locks eyes with Stephanie, who slowly begins to back away. Not paying attention to where she is going, she bumps into CM Punk, she jumps out of her skin and falls to the canvas before rolling out of the ring. CM Punk stands tall in the middle of the ring, surrounded by six security team with The Beast standing on the apron. He surveys the scene, looks at each guard before climbing into the ring and within a flash shoots on the poor soul who had the unfortunate luck of standing in front of him. Punk turns and hits the Championship across the head of another guard before dropping the Title and trying to get as man hits in as he can. Lesnar lands strike after to the guard, another guard tries to pull Lesnar off put he is shrugged off with the greatest of ease. Lesnar grabs the guard, and pulls him to his feet before launching him out of the ring. Brock turns back around and gets a punch across the face which deals zero damage. The guard realises the grave mistake he has just made and tries to run for it but Lesnar grabs him around the waist before hurtling him backwards with a German Suplex.
[John "Bradshaw" Layfield] Should've made that left turn at Alburquerque!
[Michael Cole] Welcome, to Suplex City!
Heyman throws one finger up in the air and the crowd chant along "ONE!!"
Punk has found himself on the wrong side of the numbers game and has been forced into a corner by the remaining four guards who are all getting a punch and kick in on the Best in the World. Lesnar comes up from behind and before the guy has a chance to react he is already thrown backwards with another Suplex
Heyman throws up two fingers "TWO!!"
Punk lands a quick punch stunning a guard, allowing him a chance to land a couple more strikes in on the other two and push himself out of the corner. Brock comes in and shoulder tackles one into the corner before repeatedly driving his shoulder into the man's stomach. Punk has once again found himself trapped in the corner, the guards try to toy with him as he tries to figure out a way out of the situation. He makes a break for it and manages to duck past the guards, they turn to chase but are quickly wiped out by a double clothesline from Brock, while Punk drives a high knee into the man who Brock just broke in half with his shoulder. Punk whips him out of the corner who stumbles straight into Brock who launches him overhead with a release belly to belly Suplex.
[Jerry "The King" Lawler] He just threw that man like he weighed nothing!
Heyman raises three fingers "THREE!!" the crowd break into a chant "SU-PLEX CITY!!" "SU-PLEX CITY!!" "SU-PLEX CITY!!"
Brock pulls the two guards that he almost decapitated up to their feet before throwing one to Punk. Both men raise them high up onto their shoulders and in unison hit an F5 and a GTS! Six men, all of whom basically taken out of the picture by one man, "The Beast" Brock Lesnar. Amidst the melee, The Championship had been scattered on the canvas, seeing her chance Stephanie quickly leans in and snatches the World Heavyweight Championship out of the ring, barely escaping the clutches of CM Punk who tried so desperately to grab a hold of her. Stephanie McMahon runs up the ramp before she feels like she is at a safe enough distance before turning round to face the men in the ring. Mocking what CM Punk did earlier she breathes hot air on the Championship before buffing it, to make it look presentable to the future World heavyweight Champion, whomever that may be but this is not a situation that she should be taking lightly. An unholy alliance stands before her in the ring of two of the greatest competitors and the single greatest mind to ever grace the industry. Paul Heyman laughs as he stands between "The Beast Incarnate" Brock Lesnar and "The Best in the World" CM Punk. Nobody can tell the future, but it doesn't take a psychic to know that this doesn't end well for the XWL roster.
Subject: XWL Anarchy: 11/23/15 - 11/30/15 
Mon Nov 23, 2015 5:00 pm
