XWL Redemption New Years Supershow Spectacular: 12/30/2012 - 1/6/2013

Live From – San Diego, California

Deadline Time: 5:00 PM EST

Arena for Matches: XWL Redemption
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Samoa Joe Vs Raven

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Normal Divas Match


Lita Vs Tara

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Normal Match


Kofi Kingston Vs Hunico

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Normal Divas Match


Alicia Fox vs Natayla

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Normal Match


Yoshi Tatsu vs The Hurricane

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Normal Divas Match


Eve Torres vs Paige

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Normal Match


Grand Master Sexay vs Rikishi

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Normal Divas Match


Beth Phoenix vs Madison Eagles

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Normal Match


The Undertaker vs John Bradshaw Layfield

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Normal Match


Randy Orton Vs Billy Gunn

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Normal Divas Match


Layla Vs Trish Stratus

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Normal Match



The Road Warriors Vs The Motor City Machine Guns

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Normal Match


Seth Rollins Vs Carlito

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Normal Match


Bret Hart Vs Stone Cold Steve Austin

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Normal Divas Match


Brie Bella Vs Kelly Kelly

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Normal Match


Alberto Del Rio Vs Santino Marella

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Normal Match


Eddie Guerrero Vs Booker T

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Normal Match


MsChif Vs Kana

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Normal Match


The Miz Vs Shawn Michaels

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Normal Match


Christian vs David Otunga

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Non-Title Divas Match


Kaitlyn Vs AJ Lee

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Non-Title Champion of Champions match


Ezekiel Jackson Vs John Morrison Vs Triple H

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Normal Match


Dolph Ziggler vs Daniel Bryan

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Main Event

Ladder Match - #1 Contendership for the Unified World Heavyweight Championship


Mankind Vs The Rock

{JR}
Welcome back to the show folks and I just can't express how huge tonight is going to be. XWL is kicking off the new year with a triple threat match with all the star power and unpredictability you could ask for!


{King}
First up we've got Los Angles' own Intercontinental Champion John Morrison managed to thwart the challenge of Christian last night retaining his title.

{Michael Cole}
Then the New United States Champion Ezekiel Jackson capitalized on a mistake made by former champion Jeff Hardy in their huge Extreme Rules match.

{JR}
And last, but certainly not least Triple H had without a doubt the biggest victory of the night when he unified XWL's World title by defeating Chris Jericho in an unbelievable No Holds Barred match up. Those three champions collide in what's sure to be a hell of a fight, and whoever walks away from this one will certainly have all the bragging rights in the world.


{Michael Cole}
But the real talk of the night will without a doubt be our huge main-event! A Ladder Match where the number one contendership to Triple H's Unified World Heavyweight Championship will be hanging above the ring, and usually this type of match is already as unpredictable as it gets, but paired with the aftermath of the night The Rock and Mankind had last night, and you've got a recipe for a hellacious encounter.

{King}
And that's just putting it lightly! These two men were just surrounded by EMT's drenched in each other’s blood, and had their match stopped because it was physically impossible for either of them to continue. How in the hell are they going to have enough strength to walk down the ramp let alone climb a ladder and retrieve a contract?

{JR}
Your guess is as good as mine, but somehow someway we will see this match, and a number one contender will be crowned.

{Michael Cole}
But here's what I don't get, what about Chris Jericho? He came this close to beating Triple H last night, doesn't he get a rematch? Doesn't a great man like that deserve that much at least?

{King}
I'm sure we'll find out what's going on with that later tonight, you just know Chris Jericho's going to be out here later to address what happened as well as the number one contenders match that doesn't include him.

{JR}
Frankly he shouldn't have to earn another match, it's his right as a former champion and I'm positive he'll get that.

{Michael Cole}
But why have a number one contenders match tonight then? Why risk the health of The Rock and Mankind like this? It's supposed to be a night of new beginnings, but if things go like they did in the I Quit match, we might witness the end of both their careers, if not their lives!

{King}
It's going to be an all out war that's for sure! I don't know about you two but I...


Suddenly he stops from continuing what he was going to say, and the three of them hold their headsets as if they're being told something.

{Michael Cole}
An angry mod?!

{King}
Outside the arena?!

{JR}
Folks things have been reaching new heights when it comes to chaos recently...but it appears as if it's reached a new high because from what we're told being, an angry crowd has taken refuge outside the building, and we have no idea what it's about!

{Michael Cole}
Wrestlers being fired, general managers being attacked by disgruntled ex employees, people sneaking into the arena right under Security's nose, and now an angry mob?! What the hell is going on?!

{King}
Well they just sent a cameraman outside, so let's find out!


We quickly cut to the scene of the ensuing chaos outside the arena, and view is not a sight that we're used to. No, an angry group of fans surround the area with picket signs in one hand, and various food items in the other. Tables stacked with all sorts of tailgating delights such as chips, hotdogs, and many kinds of cookies. There's a large bowl filled with punch and bottles of soda all around, but the focal point of this chaos meets party favors ordeal is the man standing on top of one of the food covered tables, he's got a sign held in one hand that says "Screw me once, screw me twice, screw everything." The light from the camera flashes on the face of the man and it's an enraged Ted DiBiase not looking to be in the greatest of mindsets after being screwed out of a contract once again.


{Ted DiBiase}
SCREW ME ONCE!


The large following of fans respond with a loud "SCREW HIM TWICE!"

{Ted DiBiase}
SCREW EVERYTHING!


He jumps off the table then raises his sign back up marching around the scene.

{Ted DiBiase}
SCREW ME ONCE!


They raise their signs unison which each unique depict the message Ted's chanting and then scream out "SCREW HIM TWICE!"

{Ted DiBiase}
SCREW EVERYTHING!!


The cameraman pans around the setting showing the angry faces of the members of the DiBiase Posse, and then we go back to Ted who now has taken to higher ground and is standing on top of a black SUV that's blocking the entrance path.

{Ted DiBiase}
LOUDER!

He jumps onto the roof of the car with his sign still held high.

{Ted DiBiase}
SCREW ME ONCE!

"SCREW HIM ONCE!" they scream.

{Ted DiBiase}
SCREW ME TWICE!


"SCREW HIM TWICE!"

{Ted DiBiase}
SCREW EVERYTHING!


The fans yell in unison "SCREW EVERYTHING!"


He kneels down motioning to a fan near him then a second later they walk back over towards him handing him a megaphone.

{Ted DiBiase}
I don't think they've heard us!


Ted's eyes stare right at the cameraman that's crashed the "party."


{Ted DiBiase}
I don't think they realize what they've done!


Again he turns his focus away from his fans and back to cameraman as if he were looking right into eyes of Shawn or Vickie through the lens.

{Ted DiBiase}
They don't realize what screwing me has done to XWL...No, they don't see the bigger picture like we do....They think they've gotten rid of me, they think they've gotten rid of us!

"BOO!"


{Ted DiBiase}
But the joke? It's on them!

They burst into a loud frenzy of cheers.

{Ted DiBiase}
Because you can't silence the DiBiase Posse, and you sure as HELL can't silence their leader!


The loud cheers continue.

{Ted DiBiase}
You can screw me, you can screw me again, but when it gets down to it...they're screwing themselves! Because we know what we're capable of, what we can do together, and what I as a person am willing to do to get what was taken from me! What was taken from all of you! We've always been a proud and excited group of people, whether small or big, we've made our voices heard! But tonight, we shout to the roof tops not of happiness, not of joy, not of excitement over their product....No my Posse....we're here to shout for a new cause, a new reason....and that's of injustice!


They scream louder.


{Ted DiBiase}
With that injustice comes anger, anger that they're not prepared for, because while they're trying to put on a train wreck of show filled with many disgruntled ex employees making themselves heard in one way or another, we're out here making our voices heard! And look over there, one of their cameramen, Hi Vickie, how ya' doing? How am I? Well, aside from being screwed, you know, again, I'm great! How are you though? Because, and trust me when I say this, we're no longer a proud group of abiding fans that just want to have fun in the most joyous of ways possible...No, the DiBiase Posse has undergone a change, just like I have, a change that you've caused...We're now hellraisers, do whatever we want, say whatever we want, wherever we want.


He jumps down off the car and onto the concrete staring into the lens of the camera.

{Ted DiBiase}
They said I laughed too much....

Ted takes a few steps closer.

{Ted DiBiase}
But does it look like I'm laughing now?

DiBiase gets a little bit closer.

{Ted DiBiase}
They said I couldn't be taken seriously!

He inches just a tad closer eyeing the camera with a twisted gaze.

{Ted DiBiase}
Am I serious enough now for ya'? Is this what you want? The jokes to be gone, the ways of the DiBiase Posse gone, and me gone? Everything I was....everything I stood for....honor...integrity....entertainment....was that not working for you? Did I go too far outside of the norm? Should I have bitched more? Should I have complained? Should I have used everyone from here to Antarctica just to get what I want? Would that have made me XWL superstar worthy? Should I have barked out shoots every week as if it made me cool? Would that have made me cool? Would it really? Is it cool to walk around with a stick lodged deep in my ass? I mean that seems to be what XWL is about, so is that what you want? Was I just too cool for this school to handle? So many questions....So little answers...But soon, and very soon, I'll have my revenge. I will be back in XWL, I will get my job back, and I WILL not rest until I have gotten it, and I am an XWL superstar again.

He looks at his fans then back at the camera.


{Ted DiBiase}
When? Well it could be tonight....This is a nice little ruse to get you hot off my trail isn't it? I mean I'm not in there, I'm out here having an oh so convenient protest...wouldn't that be something? No, I'm far from finished with my quest to get my job back, and believe me I will, you can only screw me so many times before it all comes back to you in the end! Vickie, Shawn, the board of directors for allowing all this to take place, they'll all get their in the end, and you can rest assured that this has only just begun.

At that moment a limousine pulls up along side the protesting fans and the sunroof unwinds as Redemption General Manager Vickie Guerrero stands up poking out of the limo with a megaphone, using it to address the protesters who are rampantly booing the presence of the woman solely responsible for DiBiase losing his job to begin with and costing him his match last week.

Vickie Guerrero: EXCUSE ME!

The protesters boo is Vickie shrieks through the megaphone, which only annoys her and prompts her to shriek again.

Vickie Guerrero: I said EXCUSE ME!

The group boos Vickie again as she continues to berate them through the megaphone.

Vickie Guerrero: What is the meaning of this?! What can I do to make this more clear to you Ted? You no longer work of XWL, it's been that way since Supremacy and it's going to stay that way. You've had not one but TWO chances and you blew them both! Last week at X-Treme X-Mas you lost to the better man, Shawn Michaels! And before that at November to Remember you lost to me! What makes you think you even deserve a contract here if you can't beat a woman that isn't even a wrestler. If anything you've made me question why you even had a job here in the first place, and believe me I won't be making that mistake again!

As the Posse continue to boo Vickie, Michaels climbs out from the limo to join Vickie hanging out the sunroof with a megaphone of his own, clearly objecting to the treatment of the General Manager.

Shawn Michaels: Whoa, whoa, whoa! You people have no right to treat Vickie Guerrero like that, she is the general manager of the greatest show in the greatest promotion in professional wrestling! Although I guess it's no surprise that the idiots of San Diego don't see it that way, and hey I guess it's no surprise seeing as you people are the special kind of idiots that actively support that nimrod right there Michaels points at DiBiase in his illegal invasions of XWL programming and his child-like approach into getting a job he doesn't deserve. The fact is your hero, old Teddy boy over there is lucky not to be in a federal prison right now for forcible entry and assaulting XWL contracted superstars both on multiple occasions.

As Shawn's runs down DiBiase's ever going rap sheet the Posse start to chant "We want Ted, We want Ted" over and over again however Michaels simply ignores them as he continues talking.

Shawn Michaels: At first Teddy, I felt like I should commend your efforts, as laughable as they were, but now they're simply just annoying and they've gone on far too long. Maybe it's time for you to stop living in the past and start living in reality, and once you do you'll see that things are much MUCH better now, so take your little protest party and all of your little signs and war cries and go somewhere else, maybe to that glorified Indy fed, because god knows they'll hire any and everybody.

Ted's Posse loudly boo Michaels.

Shawn Michaels: No, Ted it's a good thing, I'm sure you'll fit in great there, just like the rest of the losers that weren't wanted here, I'm sure you'll find it to be a fitting home, heck with your fan base Teddy I'm sure you'll half fill the Armouries and the Barns they hold shows in with no problem at all.

As Michaels keeps insulting DiBiase, the Posse start chanting "Asshole, Asshole, Asshole!"

Shawn Michaels: Teddy, just listen, even your own fans are calling you an asshole, you're not wanted here at all!

With HBK continuously poking the already wounded bear the boo's from the Posse grow louder and louder.

Shawn Michaels: Just accept it Teddy, your days in XWL are long gone, you can blame me and you can blame Vickie all you like but you know the only person you can blame if yourself. If you had what it took then you wouldn't be finding yourself in this situation. If you did, you could be in the arena right now instead of standing outside it with your stupid fans and it's all your fault.

With the boo's growing to an extraordinary level, Vickie Guerrero butts in shrieking down her megaphone.

Vickie Guerrero: EXCUSE ME!

The boo's not stopping Vickie shrieking again.

Vickie Guerrero: I SAID!..

Before Vickie can say another word Michaels quickly cuts her off.

Shawn Michaels: What Vickie is trying to say is don't boo us, boo him. Shawn points over to Ted again Boo your boy DiBiase, it's his fault this happened not ours. You know if you idiots just shut up for one second then this could be over with by now. When will you people wake up and smell the coffee, just take a second and take a look around and accept the facts. Accept the fact the Ted DiBiase rightfully lost his job when he got beat by Edge at Supremacy in a match that everyone bar you knows that I should of been in and I should of won! But thank to the genius that is the former GM of Breakdown that wasn't the case, and I'm sure if it was up to Vickie Guerrero I would of been in that match.

Michaels turns to Vickie who nods agreeing with Shawn, and applauds him as the crowd continue to boo the duo.

Shawn Michaels: Hey, pay attention you nimrods! THE MAN is speaking and you better make sure you're noting down every last word that goes through this megaphone because it's damn well more poignant than anything this idiot has ever said or ever will.

The crowd's boos continue.

Shawn Michaels: Then Teddy you did the right thing and you left but only until The Monster Bash where you made your triumphant return and attacked Security Guards, the same security guards that have been letting you slide through their fingers for months now and I'm guessing they're here somewhere hidden in your little protest, but it doesn't matter does it Teddy? Not anymore. You failed at getting your job back at November to Remember then thanks to the Hulkster you got another chance, and somehow got my contract put on the line at the same time. And guess what? You failed! You went one on one with the Showstopper! And just like everyone before you has failed and you lost! That's it Teddy no more chances for you! Your time in XWL is done, gone forever! You people need to let go and embrace a new hero. A hero worth your time! A hero who you know won't be going anywhere for a long LONG time! And you're looking at that man right now. The very best this industry has to offer, the Heartbreak Kid! Shawn Michaels!

Suddenly one of the protesters pelts the limousine with trash, which narrowly misses Michaels and Vickie, then another protestor does the same thing again narrowly missing the two, then as a few more follow suit the entire group of protesters start to pelt the limousine and more importantly Shawn Michaels and Vickie Guerrero with trash, covering them with various items as they try to block the items from hitting them both of them climb back into the sunroof into the limousine which closes behind them. Then as the Limo drives off the protesters continue to throw trash at it while it speeds off into the Underground Car park in the arena, then the camera switches back to the Posse Protest chanting for Ted as the camera's slowly fade out to black.

*After a short commercial break, we return live to the XWL Redemption New Years Supershow Spectacular.*

[Jim Ross]
Welcome back folks! And what a night it has been so far!

[Jerry "The King" Lawler]
You're right JR! And we're not over yet!

[Michael Cole]
It has truly been the perfect way to kick off 2013! I'm excited for the year to come!

[Jerry "The King" Lawler]
Not to put a downer on all the excitement, but right now I think we have the former XWL Champion Chris Jericho standing by, live via satellite from his hometown of Winnipeg in Canada.

[Jim Ross]
You're right King. And it's none other than our good friend here Michael Cole who put his name forward to carry out the interviewing proceedings.

[Michael Cole]
Of course JR! Chris Jericho is still a champion in my eyes. He should be our World Heavyweight Champion right now! He's obviously going to be distraught and upset by what happened this past Sunday, and I don't think you or King would show him the respect and the compassion he truly deserves!

[Jerry "The King" Lawler]
What are you trying to say?

[Michael Cole]
Think about it King. Besides, I wouldn't pass up an opportunity to interview someone of Chris Jericho's calibre. So let's just get to it shall we?

*Chris Jericho appears on the large titantron screen. The words "Via Satellite" in the corner confirm he is not present at the arena tonight. His appearance is met by a large volley of boos from the live audience.*



[Michael Cole]
Thank you for allowing us this time to get a few words from you in what must be a difficult time Chris. This past Sunday at the Xtreme Xmas pay-per-view, you were the victim of a bonafide injustice when your XWL Championship was stolen away by Triple H...

[Jerry "The King" Lawler]
Oh jeez...

[Michael Cole]
To make matters worse, the rematch you so rightly deserve has been overlooked and instead the number one contendership for the World Heavyweight Championship is up for grabs in our main event tonight between The Rock and Mankind! I have to ask you... how do you feel about all of this?



[Chris Jericho]
How do I feel? I think it's obvious how I feel. I'm the best in the world but I don't have my rightful championship to prove it. I feel victimized and I feel empty. I should be the one with the World Heavyweight Championship sitting proudly over my shoulder where it belongs... not Triple H. Not someone who is stuck living on their past glories, walking around as the physical definition of the term "has-been". The fact that the record books show that I lost to Triple H in the biggest match of my career pains me... and it hurts knowing that I have forever lost the chance to go down in history as the first ever Undisputed Champion in XWL.



[Chris Jericho]
But none of that makes me any less of a man or any less of a competitor. I am still the best in the world at everything that I do. It's only a matter of time before justice is served and I am back where I belong at the pinnacle of this business and at the helm of XWL as it's champion. The Era Of Chris Jericho has been put on hold for now, but trust me when I say this, sooner rather than later, it will resume. I guarantee it.



[Chris Jericho]
As for the Rock vs Mankind match later tonight to determine the number one contender? I can't say I'm surprised. XWL is known for it's blatant favoritism and plagiarism. I'm always on the receiving end of their conspiracies so why should now be any different? Whoever happens to win that match will be just another minor obstacle on the road back to my title, and another pretender... just like Triple H.



[Chris Jericho]
Next week on the Breakdown Supershow, I'll be back. And I will prove exactly why I should be the number one contender. And after I defeat and humiliate whoever has the misfortune to step inside the ring with me, I will do everything within my power and within my being to work towards getting my rightful rematch.

[Michael Cole]
Thank you for your time Chris.

*The screen fades to black to another commercial break.*

Normal Match


MsChif Vs Kana



We return for a commercial break and these two women are hard at battle here on the SuperShow. Kana is in control of things backing MsChif into a corner with a series of rights and lefts and then some devastating kicks until The Ref forces Kana to back off. Kana backs up a couple of steps then MsChif charges forward and takes her down with a clothesline. Kana pops back up and MsChif spins around and connects with a brutal backhand. MsChif goes for a scoop slam but before she can hit it Kana slips out and lands behind MsChif and then hits an inverted DDT!

Kana goes for the pin: 1….2…. kick out! Kana pulls MsChif to her feet and throws her over into the ropes. MsChif bounces off and Kana sets up for the back body drop a bit too early. MsChif jumps onto her back and tries for the Code Green. She lets out a primal scream but then Kana flips her over slamming MsChif had back-first on the mat. Kana connects with a stiff kick to the back flipping her over onto her gut and then she takes a seat on MsChif’s back and locks in a camel clutch.

Kana has it locked in tight and things aren’t looking too good for MsChif who is clawing over onto the ropes. Kana is bending MsChif’s back farther more than any person’s back should be bent, and MsChif is in considerable pain but she finally makes it to the bottom rope and Kana is forced to break the hold. MsChif gets to her feet holding her back and when Kana gets close MsChif elbows her in the gut repeatedly and then she grabs Kana and hits a Russian leg sweep. MsChif goes for the pin: 1…2… Kana gets her shoulder up into the air.

MsChif gets to her feet while pulling Kana to her feet by the hair and MsChif chops her across the chest back her into the ropes. MsChif takes Kana by the arm then irish whips her but Kana reverses the throw and sends MsChif running instead. MsChif bounces off the ropes then hops onto Kana’s shoulder and then hits a hurricanrana and immediately transitions into a modified muta lock! This time it’s Kana reeling from a submission hold and she screams in pain until MsChif abruptly breaks the hold for some unknown reason but it can’t be a good one.

Kana gets to her feet and suddenly MsChif lets a loose with a huge spray of the green mist and Kana barely gets out of the way! The Ref scolds MsChif and tells her she’s risking disqualification, but MsChif shoves him out of the way to get to Kana. Kana kicks MsChif in the gut and goes for a DDT but MsChif twists out of it grabbing her arm in the process and then she hits the Desecrator! The crowd begins to cheer with MsChif being so close to victory, but she doesn’t go for the pin. Instead, MsChif drags Kana over into the center of the ring by her hair.

MsChif then races over to the ropes and springboards off looking to hit the moonsault she calls Unhallowed Grace, but she misses when The Ref pulls Kana out of the way! The crowd is in shock, though there are a few scattered boos, as the Ref stalks MsChif who slowly gets to her feet holding her gut. The Ref hoists MsChif onto his shoulder and then drops her with an Inverted Death Valley Driver. Kana is still out and so is MsChif and The Ref stands there then runs out of the ring covering his face as the people continue to boo and the screen fades to black.

As Carlito's theme plays his presence is met with a huge reception of boo's and as the camera show Carlito walking down the ramp is quickly scans the audience to show there reactions to this new XWL superstar and almost every spectator is showing signs of anger towards Carlito for what could only be his actions to MVP at X-treme X-mas.

[{Carlito}]
So I hear that some people have been calling me a coward?
Well let me start things off by telling you all that Carlito is not afraid of anybody!!
What I did to MVP at the PPV is just what he had coming to him. For anybody who has seen his stupid cocky attitude towards me recently will agree he got away lightly. I mean c'mon, what did you expect?
I've been coming out here on numerous occasions telling you i'm a man of my word, which you should all know by now that I'am. And I said MVP won't get away with his actions so easily. So me putting him into that hospital room was not a surprise at all. Or what some of you people have been saying around here that I attacked him when his guard was down. I'd warned him I would do that, he knew it was coming, he was simply lucky I gave him his five minutes of fame before I did decide to kick his ass. And Maria? I've been asked that I should apologize for knocking you down and giving you a minor concussion. Well you know what Maria, you can wait in line with the rest of the people waiting for me to give a damn!

Carlito begins to talk in an aggressive manor as he circles the ring.



[{Carlito}]
And for all you people who pretend to care for your so called ballin superstar. Of course he's fine now I rang the janitor and told him that something really disgusting was in his room remember? Then he did the honorable job of contacting the XWL medics who quickly cleaned up the mess nearly as fast and as officiant as I made it. So please, if you could all be so grateful and give a big hand for the on call medical team in XWL.
But back to the interesting stuff, me.
I've finally sent out a message in a form that MVP will finally understand that I'am not to be messed with. I mean business in this company and intend on carrying on the way I've started here. So maybe breaking his chains or slashing his tyres didn't phase your lover. But maybe a steel chair to his skull did! Maybe no he will no that I don't play around when I'm here! I'am here to do what I do best and thats beat everybody I come up against. Which of course I promise you, again, I promise you I will do again tonight when I come up against Seth Rollins.
Now, what an interesting topic this is eh? Anybody remember Seth Rollins, your king of the ring, I'm surprised as many of you remember him. Because he also is another XWL failure.



[{Carlito}]
Another failure who nearly made an impact. Seth Rollins. So now the guys who sit in the back booking my matches thinking that I won't be able to beat your ex king of the ring are all wrong. Because I'am in fact A KING of any ring I step into. In all honesty though people, when I look at Seth Rollins I want to respect him trust me I do. But I can't. He was a new comer, an underdog, very much so like myself right now. And he went on to a great thing by winning the King of the Ring tournament but what happened next? Where did he go? That is why I don't respect him. I pity him, I actually feel sorry for the poor pathetic waste of space. He did not do anything with what he had. Was he content with just winning that? Did he lack the drive to continue we will never know. But I will tell you something he definitely lacked. And thats brains! He had everybody feeding out of the palms of his hands, all you guys were on your knees screaming his name, the locker room was shaking his hand in the corridors, the XWL board were impressed with there new found talent. He could of been big in this business and he blew it. You see, thats the difference between people like him and people like me. When i'm on top, which let me point out, is of course all of the time. I make the most of my opportunities whenever they shall arise. My most recent example being kicking MVP's teeth so far down his throat he has to put his toothbrush up his ass to make sure there clean. That my friends was making the most of an opportunity. So now you all understand why I have to beat Seth tonight, because he represents everything I'm against. I mean if I loose I may as well just quit now. But that of course won't happen I promise you that again. After tonight Carlito will be 5 and 0. Let me repeat that last part. AND 0. Because I haven't been beaten and don't intend on being beat anytime soon.

Carlito has a cocky look on his face as he scans the audience relishing the boo's and negative chants he's receiving.



[{Carlito}]
So before I leave you all I would just like to wish my good friend MVP all the best from his hospital room where he will lie for a good while now. And MVP, if you can see this or when you do see this, I want you to know that this is by far not the end. I'm a gentleman. I will allow you to step inside this ring and we will settle this like real men. But not how you think, oh no. It will be on my terms, when I want to, and I will let you know when that time is. So untill then, goodbye my good people.

Ending with a sarcastic tone Carlito picks up an apple and starts walking back up the ramp and stops halfway as he looks at the camera and shows his expression to how delightful it tastes. He then carries on walking up the ramp heading for backstage.

MVP
Hey man, slow down there. What’s the rush? I know you got things to do, matches to win, cars to sleep in, you know, the usual, but I have a few things to say and when MVP speaks you listen, got it?

Carlito looks and sees MVP grinning down at him from the titantron.

MVP
Now I would love to be out there with you right now, but I’m about to head out to this banging Hollywood Party and I hate to miss a chance to be fashionably late, but I figured I could take a few seconds out of my busy schedule to settle a few things with you. I know you were probably expecting me to be all red-faced with steam coming out of my ears after the way you beat me down at X-treme X-mas, but I’m not going to give you what you want. I told you that I have better things to do than wrestle you, and I’m going to stick to that. You're talking tough about how you'll "allow" me to step into the ring but deep down I know you're starting to get frustrated that I won't give you the attention that you're desperate for. But I know now that you like to play games, what with the way you destroyed my chain and slashed my tires and whatnot. And so I really hope you’re enjoying that apple, because I took it upon myself to play a little game of my own.

MVP disappears from the titantron and a video begins to play. It’s a security feed of Carlito entering the arena earlier in the night. He steps into his locker room and sets his bag down and rests his apple on the table when suddenly two women enter the room and after a few seconds of chatting the lure Carlito out of the room. A few moments pass when suddenly MVP races into the room and heads straight to the apple. MVP shoves the apple down the front of his trousers rubs it around in there and when he’s done he puts it back on the table and dashes out of the room. Seconds pass and Carlito returns to the room and motions for the women he was out with to call him. He then grabs the apple MVP tampered with and leaves. MVP reappears on the titantron laughing loudly and the people join him in a chorus of ‘ha-has’.

MVP
Now THAT is BALLIN’!

As the screen fades and MVP can longer be seen the camera zooms in on Carlito who's face is almost as red as his apple, which he looks down on before opening his mouth and being extremely close to puking. He then turns and throws his apple as far as he can into the audience and begings to rub his tongue as fast as he can as he is caught kneeling down on the middle of the ramp. Carlito looks up red faced with he eyes watering and nose running, and before exiting through the curtain he is seen to be mouthing "Just you wait" and "payback" as XWL cuts to a commercial.

Normal Divas Match


Beth Phoenix vs Madison Eagles






As Eagles' celebration comes to an end, we're left with a disappointed Glamazon sitting in the corner, she gave it her all but on this night Madison was the better woman. She pulls herself up looking out into the audience receiving a fair applause from the fans for her efforts. Beth then places her hands on the side of her hips before brushing off the loss and heading over to the ropes to exit the ring.

{JR}
A tremendous effort from Beth Phoenix here, you've gotta believe she's still feeling the effects of that unreal superplex to the outside last night, they may have had a table to break their fall but it went shatter under them leaving nothing in the way of feeling the real brunt of that unbelievable move.

{King}
I'm surprised they even were able to compete tonight.

{Michael Cole}
You're making excuses for Beth losing? Layla was the one that took the most of that superplex, and she not only competed here earlier at the start of the show, she won!

{JR}
No one's making excuses but you can understand why Beth may not have been one hundred percent.

{Michael Cole}
Is she ever one hundred percent? It seems like everytime she loses she wasn't "one hundred percent." Like when she lost the Divas Championship, she blamed it on Layla, I mean really? Accept your own shortcomings, that's why I'm a fan of Layla, because she's the ultimate role model, good or bad she handles it like a champ.

{King}
Oh brother....

Beth starts to step through the ropes but suddenly she's stopped as she notices the titantron light up and and sees the woman she put through a table last night standing somewhere backstage.




{Layla}
Congratula- oh wait, you lost! Gee that's gotta sting, coming off your big win and all. But I'm sure you'll bounce back, you're the Glamazon, the ultimate combination of strength and beau- well strength.




{Layla}
I'm sure everything will work out for you in the end, but here's a little tidbit for ya', I was the one sent plummeting through a table, by you that is, yet I won my match, and you lost yours! Isn't that funny? I'm the one that should be weak, yet I just beat Trish Stratus, everyone's favorite legend, and you just lost to...well...let's just call her temporary diva number three. Someone who no doubt will be gone within six months, someone who has done nothing here, made no sort of impact whatsoever, and you lost to her! That can't feel too good on the ego huh? But I'm sure being the trooper that you are you'll live to fight another day, another fight that you'll lose....I mean the first match for you of 2013, and you lose!




{Layla}
Did I mention I won my match? My first match of 2013? The first night of the start of yet another great year for me...I'm sure you'll bounce back though, I mean every other year has been so successful for you....oh wait! But I'm sure this year will be better, but it is funny how you said you won't rest till I can't walk, but I'm starting to think you should worry about actually maintaining your little dominant persona. Not very dominant when you lose to....who did you lose to again? Something hawk? It doesn't matter, but what does matter is starting this year with a bang, and while you've flopped at that concept entirely, I've done what I always do, and that's excel. So I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm a winner, you're a loser, na na na boo boo I'm better than you! Ha ha ha ha ha!!



Beth doesn't look too happy and looks to the fans for support who start to chant her name. She grabs a microphone from one of the ringside workers and again turns her attention to the tron to respond.



[Beth Phoenix]
Who are you to stand there and talk down to me? For your information Layla, that was Madison Eagles in the ring just now. A standout on the independent scene for many years... but you wouldn't know what that is would you Layla? Because you didn't pay your dues to get to the WWE and XWL. You were hired just for looking pretty. You're only here for the paychecks, it's clear for everyone to see. The fact you're a former Divas Champion and a 2 time Diva Of The Year is quite frankly a disgrace and a slap in my face. Fine, I can take that. You're just like the majority of the roster... a pretty no-talent waste of space. But the fact that you COST me the Divas Championship and left me concussed, is like spitting in my face. So if you think that you and I are done after what happened this past Sunday, you're sadly mistaken. That was just the beginning. If putting you through a table was just the start, imagine what's yet to come...




{Layla}
Yeah Beth we all know my story, I was a dancer, entered the Diva search, won then worked my butt to get better, did, and I've proven just how good I am on many occasions. What have you done Beth? If I'm so untalented, and you're so mighty in the talent department then why have I done what you've proven to be incapable of doing? I've competed in and won the first ever Stretcher Match and Hell in a Cell match to feature women, what have you done? Are you the longest reigning XWL Divas Champion in history? No! Have you been Diva of the year even once let alone twice? No! Your only claim to fame was beating that oversized monstrosity Kharma, and a few not so memorable title reigns. So if I'm so bad, so untalented, and just a waste of space, then what the hell are you supposed to be?



[Beth Phoenix]
What am I supposed to be? I'm supposed to be the one who puts an end to all of your prima-donna crap that all the girls in the back have had to put up with for all of these years! Who gives a damn what you've done in the past Layla? I don't. The locker room doesn't. And these fans don't. And just in case you didn't realize Layla... these fans are the lifeblood of this business. Without them, there wouldn't be an XWL. So maybe... when I finally knock some sense into that tiny little brain of yours... and when you come back from your injury... you should start showing them some respect! And who knows... maybe then someone will actually care about you.

{Layla}
You mean the same people that have voted me Diva of the year for two years in a row? The same people that voted me over you? Those same people, Beth?

She flashes an arrogant smirk.



[Beth Phoenix]
You expect me to believe you didn't somehow rig those polls? *Beth looks to the fans* If you didn't vote for Layla, give me a Layla sucks!

A resounding "Layla sucks!" echoes around the arena. Beth is now the one to flash an arrogant smirk towards Layla, happy that she's proved her point.



{Layla}
It's a good thing one crowd doesn't make up the entire XWL audience, there are people that actually know I'm deserving of everything I've achieved and will continue to. People that aren't caught up in others saying I suck and lack talent, and more so on the fact that I do what others fail to. I'm the most consistent diva in this company today, while you've never been consistent period. A few lackluster title reigns if that's what we're calling them, no real history your entire on and off almost four years here. I mean if you can't even have the typical comeback story before falling into mediocrity, then what can you do? You say you're going to take me out, that you're going to do what so many have wanted for so long, and yet I've heard that speech a thousand times. Everyone thinks they're so superior to me, but in the end, I'm always the one left standing tall, while they fall into obscurity. Just like you soon will too, Beth...You don't have to believe me, but the facts are all around you, should you choose to ignore everything I've done that's going to be your downfall, not mine.



[Beth Phoenix]
You're right. I haven't had the greatest of careers here in XWL, but my past record shows I'm more than capable of so much more. I'm going to prove that, but it all starts with you Layla. Once I'm through with you, then I can focus on having the title reign I know I'm capable of having. So before you go on to say how you've been the face of the division and it's dominant champion for longer than most can remember and continue to repeat the same crap we've all come to know and hate... think about this. You've never had someone dominate and destroy you like I did this past Sunday. When has anyone ever superplexed you through a table? When has anyone ever stood up to you or intimidated you as much as I have? Finally after all this time... you have a challenge. An equal. Someone who can take you to your limit and beat you on a regular basis. Sure, I'm not perfect. Just look at this match just now. I lost. It's not a big deal. Even the best lose matches. You do too Layla. And you will again at Uprising. Because I'm challenging you to another match!

The crowd cheers in frenzied anticipation of the possible rematch.



{Layla}
What a total and utter complete shock! Beth Phoenix challenging me to another match? I better run away and cower in a corner because I'm soooo intimidated right Beth?

She stares silently into the camera before extending her hand out suddenly swaying to her right.

{Layla}
Real Talk!



{Layla}
You're on! You think your little victory means anything? Not even close! But what will mean something? Is when I beat you in that ring on the first pay-per-view of the new year! Anyone can put someone through a table, you didn't prove your superiority to me by doing that, you just proved you could do what ANYBODY in the entire world could do to ANYONE. No I know I'm better than you, these people know I'm better than you, and when you compare our resumes, it's clear which of us is better than the other, and spoiler alert...it's not you! But what kind of match do you want Beth? You made the bold challenge so to show what kind of a person I am, I'm going to let you choose. Any match at all, whatever you want, please pick the match you want me to beat you in.



[Beth Phoenix]
You know what? I'm not going to choose the match right now. I'll SHOW you, next week!

With that, Beth drops her microphone and begins to exit up the ramp, smirking to herself. Layla appears confused and shouts at her "What?! Which match Beth? What match?" etc. The crowd go crazy as Layla continues to shout and scream.

{Michael Cole}
Show her? What does she mean?

{JR}
I have no idea, but I guess we'll find out next week!

{King}
Oh the suspense!

{Michael Cole}
Suspense? This is ridiculous! I bet Beth didn't expect Layla to accept her challenge and is now backpedaling and speechless! She doesn't know what to say!

{JR}
I highly doubt that Cole, but like I said, I guess we'll find out next week!

Carlito puts Rollins away after hitting The 'Cool' Shot and getting the 3 count.


Winner:

Lillian Garcia:
Coming to the ring at this time, the United States Champion Ezekiel Jackson.

Michael Cole:
Welcome back to Redemption SuperShow and coming out to the ring at this time is none other then our new United States Champion Ezekiel Jackson.

Jim Ross:
Ezekiel won the Championship last week at X-Treme X-Mas in a Extreme Rules matchup against the champion at that time Jeff Hardy. That match truly definied extreme and both men gave it there all in that match but of course Zeke was the one who came out as champion.

Ezekiel was now in the ring and the crowd goes silent ready for Zeke to speak.

Ezekiel Jackson:
Well I did it, a start of a new chapter has begun. A battle to get where I was in the XWL then a battle to prove to everyone that I still have what it takes to become your champion. Im your United States Champion and also now a 3 time Champion in the XWL. Tonight I will face my biggest challenge yet as I face 2 other champions in Triple H and John Morrison. I have faced John before and it didnt end to well for me. Triple H however I have never faced but since he beat Chris Jericho hes got to be atleast half decent right?

Ezekiel Jackson:
Anyway I didnt want to talk about tonights match. Although I didnt want to do this I must mention the past as in what happened last week at X-Treme X-Mas. I didnt pay attention to it at the time but once I watched the replays avaliable until the end of this week exclusively avaliable on Sky Box Office I relized Hardys reaction after our match. I mean I hope you wasnt on drugs that night Hardy because the amount of times you missed me was unreal. All I want though is a explanation on why you left the ring like you did. A loss is a loss at the end of the day I would know that after all Ive been through.

Ezekiel Jackson:
If this is about my reign as X-Treme Champion then Im sorry I was not suicidal enough to fit your needs. I understand you gave it your all last night so did I. I just really want to know why, why jeff why?

Jim Ross:
I want to know too.

Michael Cole:
I don't see what the big deal is. He refused to shake Zeke's hand, so what? He was probably upset that he lost the match, it's only human to be a bad sport every once in a while. Not to mention that well, judging from his words before the match, he clearly wasn't Zeke's biggest fan to begin with.

An unfamiliar theme hits, but as the titantron video shows the face of The Charismatic Enigma himself the crowd gives off a cheer heavy mixed reaction.



Jeff Hardy emerges from the darkness, wearing a suit and tie.



Jim Ross:
Ladies and gentleman it looks like Jeff Hardy has decided to answer Big Zeke's request to come out here. Whether he will explain himself or not, we'll find out.

King:
Am I the only one who sees this?

Jim Ross:
Sees what?

Michael Cole:
His new haircut?

King:
What? No. Look closer.



Jim Ross:
That's a cigarette! What the hell does he think he's doing, there are children around!



As Hardy enters the ring the crowd continues to give a mixed reaction, although the cheers have become harder and harder to hear amongst the rest of the chanting and shouting. Hardy uncharacteristically ignores the XWL Universe and request a mic instead, never taking his eyes off of the United States Title thrown over Big Zeke's shoulder.

{{Jeff Hardy}}
You're right Zeke, this is a new chapter in your diary-err I mean book. And this is going to be a very special chapter, one where the main character is forced to use all that he has learned to help overcome his biggest challenge of them all, and no I don't mean your match tonight against John Morrison and Triple H, tonight is just a battle, the real challenge is the war to come.

Hardy goes to take a drag from his cigarette but Zeke knocks it out of his hand and stomps it out.

Ezekiel Jackson:
There are children around man. And for some reason they look up to you, what kind of example do you think you're setting right now?

Jim Ross:
Exactly!

{{Jeff Hardy}}
Example? Well Sorrrrry for not going to the gym everyday and sacrificing my true self to meet some made up standards Zeke. I'm not perfect, I don't claim to be perfect, hell, I don't want to be perfect. The reason why these people cheer for me is because they've watched me struggle, they've seen me take on the greatest of odds, they know that I don't pretend to be anything that I'm not.

Some cheers are heard as Hardy continues.

{{Jeff Hardy}}
That's why when I said that I put my body on the line solely for their entertainment they knew that I wasn't lying. Yet they still cheered when I climbed, they still condoned the extreme regardless of the pain that they saw on my face or the bruises on my body. They used me and I let them...Until now. I'm tired of having to sleep in uncomfortable positions just to stay off my bruised ribs, I'm sick of walking around with a limp, and above all I'm done having to watch my daughter play because I'm too beat up to give her a push on the swing or chase her around the backyard. Last night I took more punishment then I gave, yet I walked away with nothing. I put my body on the line time and time again in that match, yet despite how loud these people cheered it didn't help me come out with the victory, it cost me the match, they cost me the match. I hit the Twist of Fate, I could have gone for the pin right there and then, but as soon as I heard their poisonous cheers I began to climb, and I crashed and burned... So Zeke, you want to know why I did what I did last night? You want to know whether or not I was on drugs?

Hardy takes out a prescription bottle from his jacket pocket, pops a pill, then continues.

{{Jeff Hardy}}
Well I'd like to see you climb to the top of a ladder knowing that you're going to be jumping off of it into a sea of pain and not have to do drugs to keep you sane! You try dealing with the excruciating pain that the simple task of walking involves for me and then go ahead and point fingers. Like I said before, I don't lie to these people, I keep it real. I don't claim to be able to deal with pain any better than the next man, just because I put myself in harms way doesn't mean that my body won't suffer the same fate as everybody else's. I know that I'm not superman, I'm modest to the top. And if these people only want to see me as the happy go lucky Hardy boy well than too bad. I don't pretend. I am who I am, and if you can't deal with that then that's your problem. I'm not a role model, I don't want these kids to deal with the same pain that I deal with. I don't want them to put their life's on the line just to be more like me, and I sure as hell don't want them to do drugs. But all those things are a part of who I am and I'm tired of hiding it from them, I'm tired of trying to be the poster boy that I was never meant to be, I'm not a "superstar". For years I've represented the rejects, the outcasts, the losers.. I wanted to show them that anything was possible no matter what flaws society pegged you with. But I realized that despite the amount of success I've had I wouldn't wish my fate on anyone else. I've hit rock bottom more times than the People's Champion himself, and I now realized that I'm not a good role model, not even for the rejects, I'm nothing more than a bad influence, so I might as well dress the part. So Zeke, you want to know why I refused to shake your hand? I was pissed off. Pissed off at these people for making me take unnecessary risks, pissed off at myself for letting them get to me, and pissed off at you simply for existing. Zeke, this chapter is going to be the conclusion of your book, and there's not going to be a happy ending. Anymore questions?

Ezekiel Jackson:
No Happy Endings?, No Happy Endings?, Jeff you know aswell as I do if you dont get off that stuff soon they will not be a happy ending for you either. I really though the XWL had some sort of drug check and rehab but I guess not. The drug thing was a joke I really didnt think you was stupid enough to go down that never ending spiral staircase again for like the 6th time now but I guess I was wrong about you. You may claim you are not perfect but believe me you are perfectly off your head right now and you need help. Believe me Jeff I have thought the same as you at one point in my career, what makes it worse is I wasnt high at the time. Yes I did feel that cheers from the fans were like poison tunneling in veins ready to strike me at all costs but I know I was wrong. What really is the poison is the person himself you in this case.

Ezekiel Jackson:
The fans cheering means only what someone interprets it as. For me since well look at me Im a big guy meaning at the sound of the crowd cheering my name adrenaline rushes through me and I battle on. For you well, just from the look of you as you came out here tonight you are some sort of crazy lunatic. This is why it seems at the sound of the crowd you find the tallest thing you can find and jump and hope for the best. This isnt what you should interpreting it as Jeff, not even the craziest person in the world should think like that. Sure you want to be yourself but this isnt you Jeff this isnt even the cats mother, this is a nobody. Thats right a nobody, a person nobody wants to be. Deep down Jeff when you look at yourself in the mirror you know yourself this is isnt who you want to be.

Ezekiel Jackson:
You dont have to be the Jeff Hardy that jumps off ladders, you certaintly dont have to be the nobody you are now. All the fans want is the real Jeff Hardy back. The Jeff Hardy who is the Charismatic Enigma, the Jeff Hardy who from time to time lives life to the X-Treme and the Jeff Hardy everyone in the audience, backstage and the Jeff Hardy I once knew. To be quite honest in the state you are in I do not want carry on this war against you. Unfortunately for both me and for you Im not the one who gives me my own pay check every week, I have got to make money somewhere.

{{Jeff Hardy}}
The fans want the real Jeff Hardy back huh?

Zeke nods, happy that Hardy finally listened to something he said.

{{Jeff Hardy}}
Well then clearly you haven't been listening to anything I've been saying. My body can't keep up with the Jeff Hardy that these fans want me to be, and I'm sick of letting their selfishness destroy me. I'm done climbing up ladders, there're easier ways to get high if you know what I mean. But it seems like you either love playing Doctor Phil, or are putting on a show for these people cause judging from your words you actually want me to "get help". So I'll tell you what Zeke. If you can beat me at Uprising then I'll check myself into rehab the very next day. On one condition. You face me in a ladder match. I want you to feel the pain that I've felt, I want you to wake up the next morning with nothing to show for your efforts except for a multitude of pain. Last night a ladder combined with these people's cheers cost me the match, but at Uprising? Well at Uprising the only thing that will matter to me will be winning back the United States Title no matter the cost. I'm the Bad Influence of the XWL, and if you accept my modest challenge, I'm going to prove that the good guys only win in fairy tales

Ezekiel Jackson:
I must be right in saying your sick in the head for just suggesting that to me. A ladder match? Expecially in the condition you are in you really in and having me winning the only way to get you straight. Well damn straight im going to accept. Although I have lots to lose in this, I also have more to win. Putting you back where you belong, helping the fans bring there old Jeff Hardy back and retaining the United States Championship just by winning one match is a offer I cannot refuse. Ladder matches may not be my speciality but I gotta do what I gotta do.

Hardy laughs to himself for a moment before speaking.

{{Jeff Hardy}}
You know, that's exactly what I would have said not so long ago Zeke. I used to do and say anything just to please these people. I used to think that I was on the top of the world every time I stood at the top of a ladder and heard all of the creatures of the night and extremeists alike chanting my name.

A loud boo is heard, almost drowning out a small Hardy chant.

{{Jeff Hardy}}
And look what good that did me!

A replay of Hardy missing the Swanton Bomb last night is shown on the tron.

{{Jeff Hardy}}
Shut that damn thing off!

Zeke begins to laugh with the crowd.

{{Jeff Hardy}}
This isn't a joke! At Uprising, the only time that I'm going to be climbing a ladder will be to grab that title on your shoulder that you're renting from me!

Hardy kicks Zeke in the gut out of no where causing both men to drop their microphones. The crowd begins to boo as Hardy quickly slides Zeke's head under his arm in a DDT position, raises his hand to the side, and hits the Twist of Fa- No! As Hardy goes to hit the Neckbreaker part of his finisher Zeke is able to power his way out of the move as one would reverse an RKO, pushing Hardy towards the ropes and preparing for the rebound as the crowd cheers in anticipation but to their disappointment Hardy holds onto the ropes and quickly slides out of the ring as a loud boo is heard! Hardy holds his back in pain as he leans on the announce table while Zeke flexes towards Jeff causing the crowd to cheer as The Personification of Domination's theme begins to play. Big Zeke holds his title high as Hardy looks on in pain, the question is, will the same happen at Uprising? Or will Hardy's ladder match experience finally work to his advantage? You'll have to wait till Uprising to find out, for now, we go to commercial.

*We return from commercial break and a graphic appears on the titantron.*



*The crowd boos as the graphic fades out and a theme begins to play trhoughout the arena which they dislike even more as the theme is the theme of Christian!*



*A short time later, Christian begins to make his way out from the back. He doesn't seem to happy because of what happened at X-Treme X-Mas and possibly because he is forced to do this here tonight.*



*Christian begins to make his way down the ramp, ignoring them as they boo him. He looks out at them as they boo, looking at all the people who are basically cheering on Christian's opponent from the Pay-Per-View, the Intercontinental Champion, John Morrison.*



*Christian steps into the ring and picks up one of the mics as his theme begins to die down. He begins to walk around the ring a little with a pretty serious look on his face. He raises his microphone and begins to speak.*



[Christian] Do you know how much I hate each and every one of you right now? It's because of all of you that I didn't beat that piece of trash named John Morrison at X-Treme X-Mas and then to make it worse, I am forced to come out here and pander to all of you with this pointless Peep Show. I had that match in the palm of my hand, I had it, but I lost it because of each and every one of you. It's because fo you that John Morrison is even successful, it was because of all you that I was fired a while back and it will be because of you that I take John Morrion's Intercontinental Championship in the near.... near future... That champions is mine, it belongs to me, I payed for it with my own money and I should be the one holding it right now and not John Morrison. It has been poisoned and the poison is John Morrison. He is ruining the title and killing it each and every day he holds it. I, Christian, am the antidote to this poison though.



[Christian] I was over looked for far so long in this company and as soon as I reached the top, they brought me back down. Now, I want one last shot. One more attempt to face Morrison. One more match! One more match but this time, I want the championship on the line because Morrison, you beat me buddy, congrats! Why don't we raise the stakes? You beat me, if you could beat me with the title not on the line do you think you could beat me with the title on the line? I don't know, well I do know, but I'm playing to the fans right now so I can get my way. I'm modest, I won't lie about that. But I want.... One More Match! And this time, it would be for the Intercontinental Championship! One More Match! That has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? But what else has a nice ring to it? The Intercontinental Champion, Christian! That has an amazing ring to it and soon enough, you'll be hearing it a lot more and soon it will just come natural, you'll hear it and you'll accept it. You will accept it! John Morrison will accept it! Vickie Guerrero will accept it! Eve Torres will accept it! And And when I get my "One More Match," that is just something you'd have to accept as well... Oh and before I forgot. You know the drill, my guest. The person who people don't give a rat's ass bout, John Morrison. Whatever.




The music of the Intercontinental Champion, John Morrison, plays and out he comes looking sharp as ever, in his blazer and his own t-shirt, which can be bought at XWLShop.com. John Morrison stops at the top of the ramp and poses in slow-mo with his title and has a huge smile on his face as the fans embrace him.



John Morrison struts down the ramp to the steel steps and walks up to the second step before stopping and raises his championship in the air in which he gets a huge pop. He again continues to smile and walks into the ring.



The "Shaman of Sexy" takes a microphone up and takes a seat before he begins to speak.



[John Morrison]: First of all, I'd like to thank you for inviting me to your show, gives me a chance to see how a pathetic show like yours is run, nothing up to par with the Dirt Sheet, but meh, its something. Second of all, I'd like to thank the crowd out here in San Diego, California, for coming out and supporting XWL. Now, with that out of the way, it looks like I'm here, stuck with you, the man I beat at X-treme X-mas, Christian. It seems like you're doing what any other natural born loser would do, and that is complain. Complain that I beat you, that I didn't deserve to win, that it was luck, well guess what Christian, the point is, I beat you. You claim that I am poisioning the Intercontinental Championship and you are the antidote, again, with all these fictional statements. I've ensured that this title right over my shoulder has done nothing but prospered and indeed, I have succeeded in doing that.



[John Morrison]: Now, you're out here, practically begging on your knees for me to give you ONE MORE MATCH! ONE MORE MATCH! Well, do you want one more match? Do you really want it? Well guess what, I'm not going to be the champion that just caves in and gives you what you want because I feel sorry for how pathetic you are being right now. You see Christian, in life, you earn things, they aren't just handed to you, you haven't done anything to prove to me that you deserve a title shot. You have to earn this title shot, do you understand that?



[Christian] I not begging, I'm demanding. I don't have to "Ask" for championship matches because I deserve them to begin with. I should be handed the championships of this business so I don't have to embarrass the other so called superstars of this company. May I remind you who I am, Morrison. Former Intercontinental Champion. Former X-Treme Champion. The greatest Canadian Wrestler to ever step foot into a wrestling ring. The better half of the team known as Edge and Christian, despite Edge being one of the most successful stars which goes to show how over looked I am. Captain Charisma, C Squared, the list goes on and one but the one thing that stands out is I was the Superstar Who Was Screwed by these so called "fans" who only use spot monkeys like you for entertainment. I'm not like you, I'm smart enough to realize how these fans use us and they are not going to use me for entertainment because I am smarter then them. I'm not one to fall to their tricks, like this idiot standing in front of me.



[Christian] And the reason that you won't put the championship on the line against me is because you are scared and you know that you got lucky in our match at X-Treme X-Mas. I know it is true, you know it is true, these people know it is true but you just won't admit it, now will you? Why? Because you just want to hold onto my championship oh so bad when deep down inside, you know you don't deserve it. This isn't fiction, this is the truth I'm speaking and you just infect these people with lies and slander to get them to cheer you because you are that desperate to succeed in this company because you can't succeed by any other way. You are nothing more then some glorified spot monkey and you continue to do that, sooner or later, you'll be just like the Evan Bourne's and the Justin Gabriel's. You will be forgotten and no one will care about you anymore and then you will be forced to resort to crappy gimmicks like Evan "Booo" Bourne and Justin Gabriel proclaiming himself to be a leader only to vanish weeks later again.




[John Morrison]: There's your first problem Christian, you have to remind me just who you are, you aren't even memorable enough to even deserve a title shot. And look at the stuff you're mentioning, former X-Treme Champion, well, I was the last X-Treme Champion ever, when people think of that championship, they think of me. You said you're a former Intercontinental Champion, but guess what, I AM the CURRENT Intercontinental Champion, your reign was overshadowed by the likes of Eve Torres. I could go on and on about my accomplishments, but I dont need, I am already far more relevant than you will ever be. I think you're begging for this match not because you want the title, but you want me to put you back into relevancy, you want me to put you back on the map.



[John Morrison]: So, I put on classics with high flying moves that entertain the fans,and all of a sudden, I'm a glorified spot monkey. I just think you're jealous people cant seem to find anything special about you, you're not special, you've never been special, admit it Christian, admit it. And clearly, you have it all wrong. I'm not scared at all, I've never been type to back down from a challenge, but the thing is, you aren't a challenge. Christian, cry all you want for this one match but you aren't getting it. Don't demand what you dont deserve.



[Christian] They will think of how you were the man who killed what me this company it. You killed the X-Treme. You took the X-treme out of XWL and no one should accept you here after that. You have failed this company and I hate you for that. I hate the fact you still get cheered even though you nearly killed this company for your own personal gain and people shouldn't be cheering this poison known as John Morrison. What's next? Are you going to throw away the Intercontinental Championship? Then the United States Championship? Maybe even the World Heavyweight Championship? Then will your STI filled girlfriend play around backstage so she could get a Divas Title match so you could burn that title too? Then what's next? You are going to burn Hulk Hogan, brother?



[Christian] We are living in this world that is infected because of you, John. What a desperate disgrace you are, John. You are oh so proud of your big mouth, aren't you? You've brainwashed all these people and I'm going to be their hero, their savior, something you use to call yourself even though you never were. I'm going to be a true savior. The Antitode, Captain Charisma, Christian.



[John Morrison]: Christian, we're talking about a different time, a different time where I was honestly corrupted by Damien Sandow, and since then, I've become a totally different person. I've made mistakes in the past and I'm on this singles run trying to come into my own, which I've been doing pretty well. I am not going to throw out any more titles out, that's just not me. And again, Christian, I havent infected anything, in fact, I've been the solution to a lot of these recent Intercontinental Champion flops, including you. You aren't the solution Christian, you're more of a problem.

[Christian] The only problem I see right now is you and I think it's time we clean up this poison that is infecting my Interview Show and my championship once and for all.

*Christian drops his mic and tackles Morrison down and the fight has begun. The two exchange punches until Christian pushes Morrison off of him. Christian isn't up for long as Morrison grabs one of the stools next to him and swings it at Christian, nearly hitting him over the head, but Christian ducks and rolls out of the ring. Morrison takes the stool and throws it over the rope towards Christian who steps to the side to avoid it. Morrison grabs his championship and raises it high in the air as Christian backs his way up the entrance ramp. Morrison smirks as we fade to commercial break.*

Normal Match


Alberto Del Rio Vs Santino Marella


Winner: Santino Marella hits "The Cobra" and wins the match via pinfall.



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*After the match an exhausted Alberto Del Rio goes backstage into a private room where he has a random XWL cameraman film a video package addressing his match to the XWL universe*






Alberto Del Rio: Hola, me llamo Alberto Del Rio, but you already know that. What I want to speak on today is that I am yet again pulled down and betrayed by all of the people who run this very company. First it is the referee, then it is management, then it is the very people who are watching me speak right now, the XWL universe. You see you people don't like me I already know that but you people are selfish, un-orininited-classless and brainless people and earlier tonight you people distracted me thus me losing to the worst specimen on the entire roster known as the joke Santino Marrella. The reason why you people did it to me is because you people want me fired and it seems like nobody here in this company respects me. But you know what they should respect me because I make money and drive off with fancy cars and I get all the beautiful women more then anybody in the locker room. I am the man with the most charisma and most intelligent wrestler in the world. You people think I am a joke just because I lost to Santino, well next week you won't be laughing because I will be the most dominant superstar there is to come in XWL.


*Del Rio then chuckles and he countines to speak to the XWL universe as heard over the speakers some of the crowd is booing Del Rio for what he is saying*





Alberto Del Rio: You see I am the most valuable superstar there is in this company. If I left this company right now nobody could ever have the most flashy, expensive and most entertaining performances like I have had over the years. This company quite frankly is filled with the most dirtiest, un-educated, non-talented, and most rude superstars to ever step into a wrestling ring. I have the most proficient and most experience wrestling technique in all of the world. I have beaten everyone from Japan, to Europe here and back across the entire globe and yet I still don't get the respect I deserve. You see the people I would have expected to gain the most respect from is San Diego. Because this city has the best beaches and most elegant buildings in the entire U.S. And most of all we are only 5 minutes from the mexican border. But what I get is a shell of Mexico. What I get is the most disrespectful people on the planet. You people should be cheering for ME not someone scumbag like Santino Marrella. You people are nothing to me, you are just like all of the other americans in this country a waste of life.







Alberto Del Rio: Now on to the next topic in which I was originally going to talk about until I was rudely interrupted by the sound of disrespect people like yourselves. Like I have said before the management departments in this entire company is a joke. First they get away with having their own referees trying to screw me out of my matches. Then the next week I had something in my eye and you people thought I lost fairly. Then tonight, you people distract me again with your horrid chants for that ungodly peasant Santino Marrella. But next week that will all change, you see I have been talking to management recently after they events have occurred and they have booked me in important matches over the next few weeks which is probably one of the best decisions they have made since I entered this company. So to whoever my opponents are in the next few weeks just know you are going up against the best wrestler in the world. My name is Alberto Del Rio, but you already know that.


*Del Rio, then winks to the camera as XWL fades to a commercial*

As the Miz's theme blast throughout the arena the audience remain surprisingly quiet as this superstar doesn't even bother to make his way down to the ring and just stands at the top of the ramp.



[{The Miz}]
It looks like we meet again doesn't it. I'm going to take a wild guess that you all saw my interview yesterday with the backstage idiot Todd Grisham. Well for those of you who didn't I'd just like to run over with you what we I summed up nicely back there. After being asked the most idiotic questions we all gathered the same conclusion that I'm not happy at the moment, which is most defiantly understandable and I want some respect shown to me. Just over a month ago I headlined November to Remember and wasn't even booked on the following Pay-Per-View show, so without drooling on the past too much we basically covered that I was angry at how Vickie and Hogan were running this business treating there top superstars like this.



[{The Miz}]
But lets not get back into that right now, I've expressed how I feel so all I can do has now been done. I mean at least I've booked tonight right? Thats got to mean something. Last week I beat Dolph Ziggler, somebody who continues to impress in this company and somebody who continues to grow so that shut most of the people up who have been doubting my ability recently. I mean why can you people not just let go of the Jericho match, you people are dwelling on it so so much more than necessary. I've gotten over it and I think it's time you all did as well. It was over a month ago, you people seem to be holding on to what was such a small bump in the career of the Miz. I'm going to continue to do great things here in XWL, i'm going to continue to beat my opponents, I'm going to continue being the most must see superstar in wrestling history. And of course I will continue to be top dog of this company. Thats right. I'am this company. Without going back into what I said last night too much I just want you all to know that I realize the expectations I put upon myself. I mean let me tell you first hand it's not an easy job carrying this company on your shoulders and sometimes the pressure does get to you. But I know how to cope and deal with that pressure and thats what makes me the best there is and the best there ever will be.



[{The Miz}]
So tonight I face HBK, well this is most certainly an interesting matchup. Voted champion of the year 2012 is a big achievement right? Arguably the best champion ever here in XWL and without a shadow of a doubt the best United States champion there ever has been. So when I beat him tonight thats got to mean something right? Thats one of the things I hate more than anything in this company is trying hard and getting nothing in return. It’s something I learnt quickly in this company, that not all your valiant efforts are rewarded. But then again I’m not one of those idiots that comes out here every week claiming to be doing it for the fans. Well you see i’ll never be one of those idiots. I’ll never work my ass off and return home battered and bruised and think to myself. You know what Miz, the fans enjoyed that match so it’s all worth it. To hell with that, I sit home and dream of returning with gold around my waist, where it belongs. I feel naked without it, I mean at this very moment in time being treated like I have been I’d be happy to step down into the United States division and cause havoc there and take that title if I have to. I mean I know I should be competing for the newly unified title but I’m not a fussy kind of guy. Gold is gold and a title is a title. So just like I was saying, I don’t like to compete where there is no self gain, but tonight against HBK I feel that there is. I feel if I can beat the best United States champion this company have ever produced then surely that will make me fit enough to be a close contender right? I mean Vickie and Hogan I’m saying this directly to you two. You’ve seen my talent, you’ve seen me silence the idiots saying that I’ve lost my touch, saying i’m not in the correct mental state after November to Remember. Well tonight when the referee lifts my arm in that ring, I’ll prove not only to you two but to everybody in the world that i’m back and I mean it when I say it.



[{The Miz}]
Lets just think about things for second here. HBK is lucky to be facing me tonight, not just because i’m the best there is, not only because I’am XWL, not only because i’m the most must see superstar in wrestling history no. Because he screwed over Ted DiBiase into keeping his contact here in XWL. By the way my many commiserations to you right now Ted, I would also be extremely annoyed if somebody as high up in this business resolves to screwing you over and not beating you like a man. So tonight not only will I beat HBK, I will lead by example when I show you how its done. I will show the whole company how to get a job done. So any new comers in the back who are here looking to make a name for yourself. Sit down with your notepad and take some notes. Because tonight ladies and gentlemen. You will be talking about the miz.

The Miz’s theme tune plays as he drops his mic with a smug look about himself and walks slowly back into the backstage area as he prepares for his matchup next with HBK

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Winner:

[JR]
Here he is! The First ever XWL Undisputed Champion.

[Jerry Lawler]
Last night, Triple H defeated Chris Jericho to unify the XWL Championship and the World Heavyweight Championship.



Triple H then walks out from behind the curtain, world championship over his shoulder.. to a huge reaction from the audience, each and every one of them are on their feet cheering The Game.



Triple H then raises up his World Heavyweight Championship.



Then to the surprise of everyone... The Nature Boy! Ric Flair walks out behind Triple H

[JR]
That's Ric Flair! Ric Flair is back!

[Michael Cole]
Oh come on...Don't we have enough has-beens around here?


Triple H walks down the ramp, with Flair following shortly behind. Triple H walks down side of the ring, climbs upon the apron and does his signature water spray, before entering the ring. The climbs the second rope..



Triple H shows off his World Title for all to see.




Hunter climbs down from the rope, then embraces in a handshake and a hug with his mentor... Ric Flair. Before grabbing a microphone.



[Triple H]
Last night, I made true to my promise... I kept my word just like I always have. I came out to this ring, and I backed up every damn thing I said. I went face to face with a man at the prime of his career, a man who has defeated many superstars who stepped in his way for his entire career, A man who some may call one of the best wrestlers in the history of this business.... and I won. I defeated Chris Jericho, I unified The XWL Championship and the World Championship. Becoming the first ever undisputed heavyweight champion in the history of this coming. A year ago, I had nothing, I achieved nothing in this company.


[Triple H]
But last night, I got my name in the history books. Last night, I made all the pain, all the blood loss... worth it. Everything I've been through now has a meaning. I've put my life into this business, I've achieved everything there is to achieve. I challenge you to find a man alive today who is more successful than me. Chris Jericho has achieved many things in his career, but he talks better than he fights... After months of claiming to be the best in the world... when it mattered most, he came up short. He was defeated by a man who he said is a has-been, a man passed his prime.... But Chris, Last night that same man took away your title, that same man made you lose everything you had.


Triple H then hands the microphone over to Ric Flair.


[Ric Flair]
I've always said to be the man... You've gotta beat the man, and last night... That's exactly what you did. Last night, You once again became The Man. You showed the world that no matter what, you will always be The King of Kings. Together we had some of the best times of my life, We were unstoppable. Together in Evolution, we changed this business. And Now, We will change it again.

Ric Flair hands back the microphone.


[Triple H]
You're exactly right, Naitch. Some of the most successful moments in my career, came with you by my side. I've learnt everything there is to know about this business from you, and it made me the man I am today.. and that man is the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion. Whoever is next in line for this title, be it The Rock or Mankind... Two men who I've had a lot of history with, You'll be going face with the man.... You'll be going face to face with The Cerebral Assassin.


[Triple H]
This championship proves I am the man, It proves I am the best in this company. I've built to this moment, I've backed up everything I said.. and I'm making one more promise to you right now, one year on from my return... Final Stand. I guarantee I will go into Final Stand with this title over my shoulder. There's not a damn thing Chris Jericho, The Rock or Mankind can do about it... I'm on the roll of my career... I am STILL that damn good!

With that said, Triple H drops the microphone. Ric Flair raises HHH's arm in the air, as HHH holds up the World Title, Redemption fades to commercial.

XWL cuts to a clip of X-treme X-mas, it shows Vince McMahon screaming the words "You're Fired" into CM Punk's face, then cutting to Punk's spitting into Vince's face and his reaction of a hard punch to the jaw which sends Punk crashing outside of the ring. The clip then cuts to CM Punk smiling and pointing to his head and Vince looking increasingly worried by the second.

[J.R]: Folks, what you just witnessed were scenes from last weeks Pay-Per-View “X-treme X-mas” where CM Punk was fired by Vince McMahon. We have been waiting all week for some kind of fallout from these events but everything has remained unusually quiet.

[King]: Heh, I think that’s the first time that CM Punk’s name and quiet have ever been involved in the same sentence J.R.











[King]: Oh no… What’s this idiot doing here?

Paul Heyman walks out into the arena met by disapproval from the capacity crowd, they clearly do not want to here anything that Paul Heyman has to say. But like normal, Heyman could care less what anybody thinks and he continues to make his way into the ring with a microphone in hand.

[King]: This should be good…



[Heyman]: I am not here tonight on behalf of my client Brock Lesnar. Tonight I stand before you due to the treatment of my newly acquired client, a man that I have been fighting for year after year behind the scenes and a man who found himself fired last week at the hands of an egotistical madman who would rather brag about the size of his “grapefruits” then produce new, fresh and captivating television. Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight I stand before you on the behalf of my new client CM Punk.



[Heyman]: CM Punk has been put through some of the most humiliating, embarrassing and degrading situations over the past year at the hands of none other than Vince McMahon, a man who has never truly known what he has had with CM Punk. I have personally went to bat for CM Punk time after time to try and make Vince realise the potential that CM Punk has and it was just waiting to be harnessed, just waiting to become the next big thing in this industry and Vince McMahon still never truly knew what to do with CM Punk. He threw him around in the mix for a while, gave him a few Championships here and there but still that potential went untapped and that mistreatment still goes on today.



[Heyman]: CM Punk came to this company looking to show the World what he was truly capable of and needless to say he has achieved that task, he went out to prove that he was in fact the Best Wrestler in the World, not a “Sports Entertainer” as a lot of you misconstrue, he is a Wrestler and he is the Best in the World and despite proving himself night after night, despite going through ever challenge and obstacle that was put in his way on becoming the World Heavyweight Champion, there are a lot of people who still doubt CM Punk’s abilities, who still doubt that he is worthy of being the World Heavyweight Champion and one of the biggest doubters is none other than Vince McMahon.



[Heyman]: When I was apart of Vince McMahon’s organisation I put my reputation on the line when I gave them CM Punk, when I begged with them to do something with this guy and everything that I said fell on deaf ears. They didn’t want to know, they didn’t want some punk kid who fought his way through the Independent scene, they wanted someone that they have made throught their machine. They wanted another “John Cena”, they wanted another “Dwayne Johnson” and what they didn’t want was a guy who had some buzz about him, who already had the people talking about CM Punk and they made the biggest mistake of their lives. A man who could’ve made them millions went to waste and that still continues today.



[Heyman]: Today the genius of the management of XWL had decided that CM Punk was too much of a risk, that he was not a company guy so they decided to put a leash on the man and they tried to muzzle him. When that didn’t work they resorted to Vincent Kennedy McMahon, a man who drove his company into the ground because of bad decision making and poor television. But he came to this company and from the very moment he walked through the doors his goal has been to make CM Punk’s life a living, breathing hell and I personally take that as an insult because I was the man that tried to give you CM Punk, I was the man that seen the potential in this young man but this arrogant billionaire gains every last bit of the credit and still he doesn’t see what he has before him.



[Heyman]: So Vince degrades him, he humiliates him and with the help of The Rock they force him into the lowest point of his career and when he’s had enough, when CM Punk finally begins to fight back the XWL faithful turn their back on him. I’ve never been a person to believe that you need the crowd behind you to become a success, I believe if you can’t stand on your own two feet then you will never make it in this business but in a time of need you all abandon somebody who had been fighting to improve this company for each and every one of you. We have all done cruel things in this business but no matter how many nasty people I have come across in the backstage, I still argue that there is no force more evil in this industry than you people.



[Heyman]: So CM Punk was forced to fight his fight alone and he succeeding in defeating the biggest name that Vince McMahon ever created, when CM Punk defeated The Rock and proved that he was the better man, proved that he can overcome any obstacle despite the odds. That should’ve been the end, but Vince McMahon’s ego would not allow himself to leave quietly, he wanted to stay in the spotlight and the next two interactions between CM Punk and Vince McMahon led to the undeserving firing of the biggest name in this company.



[Heyman]: I am not here to request that CM Punk is allowed his job back, that would indicate that we have no leverage in this situation. CM Punk was fired by Vince McMahon last week and Vince was in every right to do so but as soon as his two favourite words escaped his lips CM Punk was no longer an employee of this company. Therefore Vince McMahon had no right to physically lay his hands on CM Punk and due to his actions CM Punk is suing XWL for assault. If this was me, I would destroy this ungrateful company and take it for every penny it has but for some bizarre reason CM Punk does not want to punish this company. Despite my arguments CM Punk will not punish this company if his demands are met and CM Punk wishes to discuss his demands on live television in front of the World… CM Punk and myself shall be waiting for you decision.

Boos ring through the arena, becoming louder and louder with every time it is screamed, but Paul Heyman continues to stand tall inside the ringuntil XWL fades to black

Redemption comes back from commercials and we see Michael Cole standing backstage mic in hand. He smiles and goes to speak



{Michael Cole}
What an amazing night we’ve had so far folks and plenty much more to come including one rivalry that’s garnered some major heat off the heels of x-treme x-mas. Some would even say it’s well Latino Heat. One things for sure folks Redemption sure has it’s share of amazingly talented workers but some just seem to have an ange…

Suddenly Cole pauses as footsteps are heard approaching him. A moment later none other than Stone Cold steps into view. Cole looks at him not uttering one word. The crowd begins to cheer loudly. Cole takes a deep breath and raises the mic towards Austin who speaks but doesn’t look the least bit happy



{Steve Austin}
What?!

{Michael Cole}
Steve I was just going to say that…

{Steve Austin}
What?!

{Michael Cole}
That…

{Steve Austin}
What?! That I have an anger problem?

{Crowd}
What?!

{Steve Austin}
I don’t get along well with others

{Crowd}
What?!

{Steve Austin}
Do you think I need anger management Michael?

{Crowd}
What?!

{Steve Austin}
I said do you think I need anger management Michael?!

{Michael Cole}
Well… No Steve I.. I didn’t think….

{Steve Austin}
You didn’t think? You didn’t think? Well how about this. What if I think about dropping you on that scrawny little stack of dimes you call a neck if you don’t stop flapping your damn gums. What would you think about that Michael?!

Cole slowly pulls the mic towards himself as Austin looks on arms crossed not pleased one bit. Cole speaks very hesitantly as to not upset the Texas rattlesnake



{Michael Cole}
Well Steve to be honest I don’t think I deserv…

Austin looks dead into Coles eyes and Michael instantly stops speaking. A moment later Austin slowly reaches towards Cole and grabs hold of the microphone. Looking at Cole he slowly pulls it towards his own mouth and begins to speak



{Steve Austin}
You don’t think you deserve what? To have people talk down to you

{Crowd}
What?!

{Steve Austin}
Ignore what you’re saying?

{Crowd}
What?!

{Steve Austin}
Pretty much act like you never existed?

{Crowd}
What?!

{Steve Austin}
Well, to be quite honest Michael, I don’t give a rats ass what you want right now and you’re gonna stop flapping your gums and listen to what ole Stone Cold Steve Austin has to say before I shove my size 14 right upside your ass. Do you hear me?!

Austin glares in Coles direction to the point where Cole backs out of view. He pulls the microphone out of Michaels hand and looks into the camera. Wide eyed Austin speaks is a very serious tone for several minutes



{Steve Austin}
I’m gonna tell y’all a little story does that sound good? T’was Christmas Eve night at the ole XWL house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse. You had two little wise-men as happy as can be and one little jackass who nobody wanted to see. His name was ole king Cole and he was a grouchy old chap. Ole king Cole spewed out a sack full of crap. He claimed he was tired and bored of the villagers chanting a phrase when in reality he hadn’t been given a gift in several days.




{Steve Austin}
So it was obvious the little grouch needed some cheer. Fourtunately for him St. Stone Cold Claus would soon be here. He speed on down on his four wheeled sled and then he hopped in the ring and then he said that if the children were ready for some holiday cheer. To give him a hell yeah because ole Stone Cold was finally here. Sadly for ole Stone Cold the festivities came to an end because what he assumed was a jolly friend would try to bring him to an untimely end.



{Steve Austin}
So there went ole Steve Claus ready to hand out some cheer when who would’ve guessed it he forgot the beer. The adults and kiddies thought the night was a loss but out came ole Eddie bringing that heat that they thought he lost. So ole Stone Cold and Eddie toasted some beer. Sadly for Stone Cold the night ended here. As with one mighty swerve and a swing from a chair. There was ole Steve Claus laid out right then and there. The ole happy Eddie was not wise but instead crass. He had turned from loved into a jackass.

Austin pauses for a moment as the crowd begins to loudly boo and chant EDDIE SUCKS EDDIE SUCKS he looks at Cole who’s eyes are wide he pulls Michael close before speaking again for a final few minutes



{Steve Austin}
You liked that story didn’t you Michael? It was a great one wasn’t it? It brought a smile to that big round face of yours didn’t it? Well… I’ll tell you whose it didn’t bring a smile to…. Go on why don’t you ask me who.. Or better yet why don’t you take a guess. Tell ole Stone Cole who you think didn’t like that story.

Michael clears his throat and tries not to look Steve in the face

{Michael Cole}
Uh… Steve I… I don’t…

{Steve Austin}
You don’t what? You don’t know or… are.. Are you scared Michael. Are you afraid that you know who didn’t like it and you’re afraid they’ll hurt you. Go on out with it you sorry some bitch.

Cole breathes in slowly and while stammering speaks

{Michael Cole}
We.. Well Steve if I had to guess I would say it didn’t bring a smile to your face.. It didn’t did it?

Austin motions for Cole to come close as if he’s gonna whisper something before screaming the words loudly causing Cole to fall backwards out of view.



{Steve Austin}
EH EH!

Austin glares at Cole who slowly walks off leaving just Austin and the cameraman. He clears his throat and his eyes get a bit wider again. He speaks a final few times



{Steve Austin}
The name Guerrero used to mean something around this place. Hell, son, all over the world the name Guerrero means one word.. Warrior. That to ole Stone Cold Steve Austin means that that person is one tough son of a bitch. Not only that but someone that ole Stone Cold can respect. For the longest time, I looked up to you son, y’all were always out there talking about Viva La Raza and how you love your family and your fans. Now what do you go and do? You turned your back on them. What’s worse? You claim it’s not you but them who turned their backs on you. Well, amigo, I hate to be the one to tell you this but you picked the wrong person to try and turn your back on.

{Steve Austin}
You wanna tell ole Stone Cold Steve Austin to pack up his bags, get on his four-wheeler, and ride off into the sunset to be with his girls? Is that what you’re trying to tell me to do Eddie? Well, son you wanna talk about turning your back on things let me tell you the thing you don’t turn your back on, a rattlesnake. You talk about living by the words Viva La Raza? Well, I got three words of my own for you and let me tell them to you loud and clear… DTA DON’T…TRUST…ANYBODY...

{Steve Austin}
That’s a motto you’re gonna have to learn to accept son because you done pissed off the biggest and toughest Texan you’ll ever see and so help me the next time I see your mealy-mouthed little face. I’ll drop you on that stack of dimes you call a neck. Stomp the biggest mudhole in your ass you’ve ever seen and then stun your ass all the way back to El Paso. So do me a favor son. Watch your back. Because if you’re not careful around the corner could be a rattlesnake looking for something to bite and well, son, if that just so happens to be you then well that’s just too damn bad now isn’t it? & that’s the bottom line ‘cause Stone Cold said so!

Austin tosses the mic towards the camera man and glares into the camera one more time. As he begins to walk away the crowd can be heard chanting his name as Redemption fades to commercials

Normal Match



The Road Warriors Vs The Motor City Machine Guns



Warriors win and apparently this wasn't recorded.