XWL.com Exclusive: The Inside Scoop: Issue 01

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Article By: An XWL Superstar

Hello. For those wondering, this is a new weekly article on XWL.com, written by me, an XWL Superstar who has chosen to remain anonymous. This will take a deep look at the lives of the superstars in and outside the locker room. And I promise, I will not spare the juicy details, hahaha. So without further ado, let's get to it.

-XWL Intercontinental Champion Christian was rumoredly seen entering a motel room last weekend with XWL Executive Administrator Eve Torres. I have no clue why, but I have a gut feeling Eve certainly wasn't in there to polish Christian's...title.

-According to some in the back, XWL superstar Joey Ryan's sleaze pools are actually his ball sweat. Take that for what you will.

-XWL's Miss Money In The Bank Maryse was recently spotted in Manhattan with a $5,000 mink coat, being chased with pitchforks and torches by raging members of animal rights groups. Michael McGillicutty was rumoredly not with her at the time of this incident.

-Ted DiBiase may be in some literal hot water backstage after taking a trip to the hospital for burn wounds after an old one night stand dumped hot coffee in his lap at a Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru during last week's Redemption.

-According to some in the locker room, Jack Swagger does naughty things with his ____ before his matches because he feels it gives off a nice glow on-camera. Yeah...

-Shawn Michaels has been sued by two prostitutes because he took a whiz in their mouths during his victory party after beating Daniel Bryan at Digital Decision.

-Santino Marella paid the stage crew $10,000 for him to be able to use Triple H's lighting and music the last two weeks. The stage crew has spent it all on beer and male strippers according to the report I recieved.

-Kurt Angle was rumoredly given two weeks vacation because officials feared for his safety after Angle got drunk at a hotel and called Kharma a racial slur.

-Daniel Bryan and Michael McGillicutty rumoredly took a dump in Mitch The Camera Guy's new hat. No word on if this is true or not.

-Dolph Ziggler was almost sent to jail again after blowing a .07 on a breathalyzer during a traffic stop.

-XWL.com forums member Loki was rumoredly banned 137 times in the last week, and another member Ash has rumoredly proposed to fellow member Penguin, M.D. Their wedding will be next week in Jamaica, with member TheKlasslessOne performing the service.

-And the finale for this week, Damien Sandow may be using a thesaurus for his promos.

Well, that's all for this week. Check back next week for the next issue of XWL's Inside Scoop. Goodbye.

well... this is just awkward.

Well that was interesting...

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-A locker-room wide search has begun to find the anonymous superstar who posted a "dirt sheet" list of made up stories about fellow XWL Superstars. The mutual feeling throughout the locker-room is that whoever made up the list will be the one in "literal hot water" when he/she is found.

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The Inside Scoop > Newsletter.

Master ch33f wrote:: The Inside Scoop > Newsletter.

I would dislike this post if that were possible.

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Dave wrote:

Master ch33f wrote:: The Inside Scoop > Newsletter.

I would dislike this post if that were possible.

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RCP wrote:

Dave wrote:

Master ch33f wrote:: The Inside Scoop > Newsletter.

I would dislike this post if that were possible.

Wish I knew what I just read.

Alpha wrote:: -Daniel Bryan and Michael McGillicutty rumoredly took a dump in Mitch The Camera Guy's new hat. No word on if this is true or not.

Not cool dude, Mitch deserves to be treated better.

Master ch33f wrote:: The Inside Scoop > Newsletter.

Lies.

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That last one made me laugh

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Matt wrote:: That last one made me laugh

But it's not true Crying or Very sad

~~With all due respect..~~ ..This was just awful

It wasn't what I expecting, but I was definitely amused while reading it.

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