Z, True long island story Ep.2

As the XWL.com video begins to play the intro music for Z True Long Island Story begins to play in the background as the title screen flashes onto the screen.



After a few moments the camera goes to a wall which shows a parking sign indicated for “Broski’s only”.



After a few seconds Zack pulls up in his car and parks in the space. Audience cheer effects begin to play in the video as Zack arrives on camera.



[b]As Zack gets out of the car before quickly heading around and grabbing his Internet championship. Zack walks back around to the camera before beginning the show



Zack Ryder
Hello and welcome everybody to episode 2 of Z, True Long Island Story. I am your host, the Internet Champion, Zack Ryder. Now I wasn’t on Redemption or Breakdown this week but I was backstage. The doctors said I’m not going to be able to compete until after supremacy. Can you believe that? Miz, you may have caught be off guard but just be on notice. When I come back and we are next in the ring me and all of the Zack Pack are going to fist…pump your face! Now I wasn’t used this week I mean they didn’t even want me on air. Are you serious bro? There were “We want Ryder” chants throughout the night and I was told I wasn’t aloud to go out to the ring. Don’t worry though because nothing can derail the Ryder Revolution and I will make sure I can bounce back and make an impact. It dosen’t matter if I go against Miz, Christian, Edge or even Wade Barrett. I’m going to prove to them all that Zack Ryder is not someone who should be taken lightly. Hell I’m might even make sure I am the person who knocks Shawn Michaels off and become the United States champion!

The video of Zack fades out and cuts to a image for the tweet of the week





The camera fades off this weeks Tweet of the week and goes to an video of the Big O. Audience effects play as cheers play upon the beginning of the clip



The Big O
What’s up Zack Pack you know who it is, it’s your buddy, the Alphamale, The Big O! Now I’ve been hearing people have being giving my boy the woo woo woo kid, yeah that’s right Zack Ryder, a hard time. Nobody gives Zack a hard time because if so, you’ll have to deal with me. I’m a part of the Zack Pack and Zack is a part of the Ozone Militia. So any of you XWL superstars think you can try make a name for yourself or just want to take your anger out on Zack well think again because you got another thing comin’. And if you can’t handle that, then you better get out of my O-zone!

The camera cuts off The Big O and heads to the next clip showing a table outside with a John Morrison shirt on. The camera keeps rolling as Zack’s dad comes out of the house and goes over to the table before picking the shirt up and showing the other side which has a Dolph Ziggler motto on the back



Zack Ryder
Dad what are you doing? First you were wearing a John Morrison coat and posing like him last week when you were my broski of the week and now you have John Morrison and Dolph Ziggler on the same shirt? Are you serious bro? Do you know me and Dolph hate each other! He is trying to take my Internet title. I made this title. I am the only Internet Champion bro! You should be on my side! Me and Stan Lee kicked him out of Comic Con last week and threw him in jail. Dad? What are you doing?

Zack’s Dad
What did I do something wrong?

Zack Ryder
Yes Dad! Why don’t you have the latest Zack Ryder shirt?

Zack’s Dad
It was sold out when I tried to get one.

Zack Ryder
Dad don’t lie to me! You bought that shirt off XWLShop.com instead of mine didn’t you?

Zack’s Dad
Woo woo woo…you know it!

Zack Ryder
Dad no! I mean yes…but NO! Dad stop looking at the shirt! Dad! C’mon what are you doing? Are you serious bro?!

The camera quickly cuts off showing Zack trying to get the shirt from his dad who pretends to be Dolph by pushing his hands through his air and flicking his hands to the side.



Zack Ryder
Broski’s this is the second week in a row my dad has shown he is more of a John Morrison fan than he is mine but he may have taken it too far with the Ziggler catchphrase at the back. Dosen’t he now me and Ziggler aren’t broski’s . Guys what I need you to do is help me get through to my dad that Zack Ryder is the future and not John Morrison or Ziggler. I need you guys to tweet to my dad and get him to finally wear some broski shades or maybe a headband! My dad is my biggest role model and I know he wants to see me do well but I don’t think he’ll show it unless all you guys help get involved.

The camera fades out to the an image highlighting the Broski of the week



We see Ted looking straight into the camera lens as the footage begins.



{Ted DiBiase}
Is it on?

{Unknown Voice}
We're rolling.

{Ted DiBiase}
Are you sure now? You said that the last two times.

{Unknown Voice}
We're on.

{Ted DiBiase}
Right now?

{Unknown Voice}
Yes.

{Ted DiBiase}
But I didn't get to do my super awesome intro!

{Unknown Voice}
I'll cut this out, go ahead.

{Ted DiBiase}
You promise?

{Unknown Voice}
I promise.

{Ted DiBiase}
'Cause this is gonna look awful silly if you don't.

{Unknown Voice}
I'll edit this out, how hard can it be?

{Ted DiBiase}
Okay now, ready?

{Unknown Voice}
Ready.

Ted steps forward closer into the camera where the lens is only focussed on his chest showing off his official t-shirt logo.



After a few seconds he raises the camera up towards his face.



{Ted DiBiase}
What's up, Zack?! So I'm now officially the only two time Broski of the Week!?That's.....Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

He coughs quite loudly holding his finger up to the camera.


{Ted DiBiase}
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!

He ends before coughing just a few more times then clearing his throat.



{Ted DiBiase}
It's an honor and a privilege, to not only represent you and other superstars as the World Heavyweight Champion, but to be named the Broski of the week for a second time! It's because of how I handled that no good Cody Rhodes, isn't it? You know me, I've always got my friend's backs and I made sure I fist pumped his face just for you! Oh, and before I go, did you hear about how he filed a lawsuit against me because of how bad I beat him? Are you serious bro, talk about a real SORE loser!

He laughs just as the footage begins to fade away back to Zack in the studio.



Zack Ryder
Me and Ted have been broski’s for a long time and he has never stopped believing in the Ryder Revolution. He is one of the Zack Pack you guys! Can you believe that broski’s? The world champion is a fan of Zack Ryder! SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK! Ted DiBiase started just like me trying to make a name for himself and now look at him! He’s the world champ bro’s! Eventually I know the Ryder Revolution will roll around long enough for me to get a world title shot and when I go the Zack Pack will be on top of the world!





*Suddenly Ryder is cut off by the sound of Dolph Ziggler's theme, the “Ask The Heel” Logo shows up on the screen then fades out to Dolph in his familiar backdrop.*



[Dolph Ziggler] Ohhh, hey Ryder. Is this a bad time? Am I interrupting something? Wait, what's that? You can't hear me because you're too far down the card while I was on the Main Event defeating Christian? Alright then, I'll start the show. Hope you don't mind. Consider me taking over your show again as a little bit of payback for the stunt you pulled at Comic Con.. Start shootin' the questions.

[Cameraman] Well I'm browsing through the tweets now, and two certain fans keep on sending in questions, they seem really adamant to get onto the show.. First guy has about 5 questions.. ”@TheKrzyOne asks: Dolph, are you happy you got a lucky win over AJ Styles?”

[Dolph Ziggler] Lucky? You think that win was lucky? Whatevs. People complaining over the internet doesn't bother me, because while they're typing away I'm in the gym or in the ring perfecting my craft.. I beat AJ Styles fair and clean, no outside interference, nothing from Joey Ryan, Johnny Curtis or Randy Orton. It was just me vs AJ, I won, I proved to Vickie that I'm better than ever and it paid off by being given a Main Event spot. Next!

[Cameraman] ”@TheKrzyOne asks: Dolph, do you like The Miz?”

[Dolph Ziggler] Who DOES like The Miz? He's chubby, has the work rate of a sloth and his fauxhawk makes me want to vomit. The fact that he was put into the King of the Ring tournament over someone like me also makes me want to vomit.

[Cameraman] ”@TheKrzyOne asks: Dolph, when will you be champ again?”

[Dolph Ziggler] I think the real question is; @TheKrzyOne, when will you get a life? Huh? Answer me that one, punk. I bet the closest you've ever come to a championship in your life was at a hot dog eating contest in the middle of nowhere in a broken down town, with your broken down life. You can gorge and gorge on Chinese food for breakfast all you want, yeah, I can tell you're one of those guys who stays on the internet all night fooling yourself into having a social life but it's not workin' for ya is it bud? But to answer your moronic question, by the end of 2012 Dolph Ziggler will be World Champion. Simple as.

[Cameraman] ”@TheKrzyOne asks: Dolph, how did it feel getting kicked out of Comic Con?”

[Dolph Ziggler] It felt horrible, I couldn't even get in contact with Princess Leia afterwards because she wasn't able to hear her phone! I was stranded out there for hours because she had the keys to my car, it was a nightmare.. But the fact that I was thrown out by some old fool like Stan Lee just makes me sick to my stomach..

[Cameraman] Finally we reach this guys last one.. ”@TheKrzyOne asks: Dolph, do you plan on going back to jail?”



[Dolph Ziggler] Oh. It all makes sense now! I get it clearly, the reason you're bugging me so much is because you work for the newsletter don't you? You're furious that I denied all of the pathetic rumours that you made up and proved them false. I'm sick and tired of you newsletter people bugging me, maybe if you showed me maybe an ounce of respect I'd give you the interview you want. That's right, it's out in the open. All of those rumours were only made up about me because I denied one of those crappy newsletter interviews, because I have better things to do with my life than to get chatted up by a pencil pushing geek who's trying to make a quick buck off the hardest working man in wrestling, mr. Moneys worth. I'm done with the newsletter, you make up rumours about me getting sued, me going to jail, me suing people and me getting fired? If you keep it up you will get sued, don't make me bring up David Otunga for court. And then we'll see who gets fired.. Next.

[Cameraman] ”@SamHart asks: Few questions, Dolph! What would your porn star name be? Will we see a broom vs Dolph rematch? And which XWL Superstar has the potential to win their first Championship before the end of 2012?”



[Dolph Ziggler] I'm gonna be honest, Sam. If I was a porn star, my name would be Dolph Ziggler. Because I'm not afraid to show off.. in every sense of the word. And I LOVE that second question, you know why? Because that match that I had has been more talked about than most of the snoozefests that XWL has been producing recently. Maybe at Final Stand we'll see a rematch, hell you can guarantee it'd be the most talked about match on the card again. Aaaand an XWL superstar who has the potential to win their first Championship before the end of the year.. It must be so sad not being able to say you're a former champion of any sort in this company. *Dolph slightly coughs and quickly says.* Former two time Intercontinental Champion.. But back to the question. Alberto Del Rio, definitely my solid answer. I'm surprised he hasn't won a title here before, he can't grab that brass ring it seems. If he went for a solid IC or US title shot, he could pull it off maybe. With the help of Ricardo of course.. as always.

[Cameraman] Man you're gonna love this one! ”@Stan Lee asks; You young punk! Me and @LongIslandIcedZ threw your ass straight out of the building! How was Comic Con jail? Hahaha! #StillGotIt #WWWYKI”



[Dolph Ziggler] Oh, you know how to use Twitter? Hell, Stan Lee.. These tweets are just flooding in now, and it's 9pm, isn't it past your bedtime man? I thought the retirement homes turned off the lights at about 8. I'm sure the nurses won't be happy to know that you're tweeting after dark. I hope you enjoyed your little moment with your broski at Comic Con. You may think you've still got it, and when you say “it” we all know you really mean alzheimers. You stay tucked in your retirement home living a pathetic life while I go and shine infront of the whole world as the single most talented wrestler to ever grace gods green earth! Neeeext.

[Cameraman] I thought it was funny.. ”@TheAustinHogan asks... With your recent win over Intercontinental Champion, Christian, how deserving would you say you are of an Intercontinental Championship match?”



[Dolph Ziggler] Great question since I'm fresh off my win over that chump, Captain Charisma. I say I'm obviously very deserving of an Intercontinental AND 15 Title Match. If I could beat Christian as clean as a sheet non-title, I could do it again no problem. But I already am a former two time intercontinental champion.. Who says I'm even on that level? I like to believe that I'm at World Champion level where I belong. But if Vickie, Eve, Teddy, John Lauritnaitis, Mick Foley or whoever the hell is running this ship wants to give me a swing at what I can proudly call MY title? Sure! I mean, having a hatrick of Intercontinental Titles under my belt is a hell of an accomplishment. And I feel that the 15 title is perfect for someone like me because I maximize my minutes to make sure that the only thing these people talk about when they leave the arena each and every night is Dolph Ziggler!

[Cameraman] You're really maximizing your minutes, hell, this show itself seems longer than Ryders! Oh man, you have to hear this one. It'-

[Dolph Ziggler] Oh! Is it Vickie?

[Cameraman] Nope.

[Dolph Ziggler] Christian?

[Cameraman] No.

[Dolph Ziggler] Ryder?

[Cameraman] Nah.

[Dolph Ziggler] Spill it then..

[Cameraman] Randy Orton...

*Dolph looks down for a sharp second and strokes his chin, he quietly says “read it.”*

[Cameraman] ”@RandyOrton asks; Do you know what it's like to spend every waking second of your life in a cold sweat of fear? You're about to...”



[Dolph Ziggler] I just knew sooner or later you would pop up on this. You freak. Is that supposed to scare me? Because the only thing I'm scared of on a day to day basis is the thought of Michael McGillicutty actually winning the World Title. You can sit in your dark room and piss and moan about how much you hate anyone and everything, and by the way...



[Dolph Ziggler] I can change the colour of my screen too! I'm so damn menacing! Just because I'm in a dark room now, means you must all fear Dolph Ziggler because the fact that I'm in a dark room changes everything. I'm going to sit in my dark room, listen to My Chemical Romance and tweet my millions of twitter fans about how I still love them, because I'm Randy Orton. You talk about how the age of Orton is beginning yet again? Oh please spare us of your monotonous promos about how you're going to win the World Championship. I've already killed that dream, dead, gone, finished because you're out of King of the Ring thanks to me! XWL fans should be thanking me for removing the single biggest piece of crap out of that tournament aside from, well, everyone because they're not Dolph Ziggler. I don't want you to fade into darkness, Orton. I want you to fade into obscurity where you belong. I've worked too damn hard for years nonstop to get to where I am and if you think you're going to stop me than you're sadly mistake because..



[Dolph Ziggler] The Dolph Ziggler you see today isn't a pushover, I don't take no for an answer. This is the attitude I have and this is the attitude I NEED to stay in my spot and move further. Just because you're suddenly acting like a teenager who couldn't get a ticket to a Bullet for my Valentine concert doesn't mean that you're suddenly entertaining. You're still boring in the ring and out of it, you can attack as many people as you want but the fact of the matter is nothing has really changed. Congratulations, you got rid of Undertaker. A man in his 50's whose knee's were held together by string, bravo! You practically beat up a senior citizen and you should be proud. But you're not dealing with some has-been guy who likes to try bury people alive, you're dealing with a young and talented superstar. A young and talented superstar who has already overshadowed you in XWL and surpassed your career by miles already! You're worthless Orton, you're out of King of the Ring, you've got nothing going for you, you're done. Out of my league, not on my level. Hashtag, heel.

The camera quickly goes off Dolph as the segment comes to a close and back to Ryder.



Zack Ryder
Now last week I was at Comic Con in San Diego and when I was going around I met a ton of you fans who all wanted photographs and signed merch and it was awesome. A few of you even wanted some merch of The Big O’s and my dad which was a bit strange, but still awesome! And when I was there I managed to meet my future wife, Princess Leia. Well she was about 50 feet away and surrounded by fans but I still saw her! Can you believe it broski’s? Me and my future wife in the same building. Maybe next year I’ll have the courage to go up and speak to her. It also turns out that the new Zack Ryder figures which only got put up on XWLShop.com have already sold out. Maybe I’ll be able to compete with John Cena and get the highest selling merch! Now another thing which happened at the end was a confrontation between myself and Dolph Ziggler. Now Dolph thinks he is going to get a shot at the Internet title but that is never going to happen. This title is staying right here in Long Island. Now not only did Dolph get embarrassed but myself and Stan Lee threw him out of the building can you believe that? Stan Lee!

The camera goes to show footage from last week’s show where Stan Lee interrupted the confrontation and helped Zack through Dolph out of the building. The footage is played with audience effects though out and cheers when Dolph exited the building.

Zack Ryder
Sorry broski’s but that’s all the time we have for this week. As always like and favourite this video. Subscribe to my channel and like me on facebook!

A link to Zack’s facebook page appears at the bottom of the screen

Zack Ryder
Follow me on Twitter!

The facebook link fades out as the new Twitter link appears at the bottom of the screen

Zack Ryder
Buy all the Zack Ryder merchandise on XWLShop.com

The Twitter link fades out as the link to XWLShop.com appears at the bottom of the screen

Zack Ryder
And take care…spike your hair! WOO WOO WOO…you know it!

Zack takes off his sunglasses and throws them at the camera as the camera cuts to the ending song and image for a few seconds before ending.