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Subject: THE SAMI FILES EPISODE 1 Sat Nov 04, 2017 2:01 am
The screen flashes with words that spell out "Sami Files"
Case One: The Money has been stolen.
Sami Zayn walks into screen, he's wearing his "Never be the same" shirt and his black cap. In his hand is a tape recorder, he brings it up to his mouth and begins to speak.
Sami Year, 2017. Location....
Sami scratches his head and looks around, after a few moments he finds a man backtage. Sami walks up to him.
Sami Excuse me sir, what city are we in?
Man Sami bro, its me Zack!
Zack Ryder is now in frame as Sami's facial expressions don't change
Zack Ryder Bro, are you okay? We're in Boston doing this live show, Remember?
Sami nods and brings the tape recorder to his mouth again
Sami Location, Boston.
Sami brings the recorder down
Sami Thank you citizen.
Sami walks off as the camera looks back at Zack with a baffled look on his face. We follow Sami as he starts speaking into the tape recorder again.
Sami The butler stole my Briefcase, Ideas as followed. Ask nicely.
Sami shakes his head
Sami No that won't work....Idea two, kick his teeth out!
Sami shakes his head again
Sami No, no. What if he just hid it? I got it!
Sami puts away the tape recorder as he B lines down the corridor. The camera man can barely keep up with him, Sami stops as the camera man catches up. Sami is staring at a door. The camera pans up to reveal it says John Bradshaw Layfield on the door. Sami Smirks.
Sami I wonder if he was stupid enough to keep it back here, worth a shot...
Sami kicks in the door he starts ransacking the room first going through JBL's belongings. Sami finds a pair of white underwear it seems to have a.... brown stain on it. Sami throws it down disgusted as he takes out his trusty tape recorder.
Sami Not to self, JBL needs to wipe better, be sure to let him know.
Sami then searches Aiden English's belongings. He find a picture of Aiden himself which seems to have a lipstick mark on it. Sami speaks into the tape recorder again.
Sami Note to self, pretty sure Aiden puts on lipstick and kisses his own pictures.
Sami then goes through Virgil's belongings, the man who cost him his match and stole his Briefcase. He slowly opens his locker as the camera focuses on Sami. His eyes widen, the camera pans to the locker as we see..... a full on alter in Virgil's locker, rose petals and unlit candles around a photo of Aiden with that same shade lipstick...Sami bends over and picks up a gold tube of some sort. He realizes its the lipstick and quickly throws it back into the locker, he pulls out his tape recorder again.
Sami Not to self, warn Aiden Engl-
Sami cuts himself off as he remembers how much he hates Aiden
Sami Let Aiden find his true love, Virgil. That joke cracked Sami up as he closes the locker and leaves the room.
Sami Well that didn't do me any good... all I found was that gold tu-
Sami seemed to get an idea suddenly as he takes out the tape recorder again
Sami I've been looking for green this whole time. Maybe I need to look for gold....
Sami walks off as the screen cuts to "Find out what happens next time on the Sami Files" we cut to black
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Subject: Re: THE SAMI FILES EPISODE 1 Sat Nov 04, 2017 2:24 pm
P.R Son Legend
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Subject: Re: THE SAMI FILES EPISODE 1 Sat Nov 04, 2017 3:00 pm
Zack wrote:
You're just mad Roman & Order got canceled before the pilot was even filmed.
Zack Main Eventer
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Subject: Re: THE SAMI FILES EPISODE 1 Sat Nov 04, 2017 3:14 pm
P.R Son wrote:
Zack wrote:
You're just mad Roman & Order got canceled before the pilot was even filmed.
You uncultured swine, the show's working title was CSI: Samoa.
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Subject: Re: THE SAMI FILES EPISODE 1 Sat Nov 04, 2017 3:15 pm
Zack wrote:
P.R Son wrote:
Zack wrote:
You're just mad Roman & Order got canceled before the pilot was even filmed.
You uncultured swine, the show's working title was CSI: Samoa.
Clearly it wasn't working.
Anyways, interesting little skit, Inspector Zayn.
imagohard2nite Mid Card
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Subject: Re: THE SAMI FILES EPISODE 1 Sun Nov 05, 2017 2:19 pm
Wtf is this shit.....
Strummania Mid Card
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Subject: Re: THE SAMI FILES EPISODE 1 Sun Nov 05, 2017 3:35 pm
imagohard2nite wrote:
Wtf is this shit.....
Obviously the best thing going during the break?
Zack Main Eventer
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Subject: Re: THE SAMI FILES EPISODE 1 Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:52 pm
StrumSkillet13 wrote:
imagohard2nite wrote:
Wtf is this shit.....
Obviously the best thing going during the break?
The best thing going during the break is jokes about homosexual relationships and poop jokes? God help us all.
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Subject: Re: THE SAMI FILES EPISODE 1 Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:05 pm
Zack wrote:
StrumSkillet13 wrote:
imagohard2nite wrote:
Wtf is this shit.....
Obviously the best thing going during the break?
The best thing going during the break is jokes about homosexual relationships and poop jokes? God help us all.
Better than anything I've seen from Roman during the break.
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