XWL.com Exclusive: A new XWL superstar

As the cameras start rolling in the XWL Creative Office, writer Marty DeRosa in sat at his desk, then there's a knock on his door



Marty DeRosa: Yeah, come on in.

The door opens and walks in XWL's newest superstar Colt Cabana who stands in front of Marty



Colt Cabana: Hey, creative.

Marty looks up at Cabana looking confused as to who he is

Marty DeRosa: Who are you?

Surprised that he doesn't know who he is, Colt looks slightly upset, yet annoyed as he answers him

Colt Cabana: I'm the new guy, you signed me last week, you DO remember me don't you?

Not wanting to seem stupid Marty nods approvingly at Colt

Marty DeRosa: Of course I do, OK so here's the deal, this is my office, this is the desk I sit at, you can just sit somewhere else from the time being, and we just sit around and play computer games and try to talk to some of the diva's. We've got some old wrestling tapes in over there in the background, so if anyone comes in they'll be impressed and think we know what we're doing. Occasionally one of the wrestlers will come in and see if we have anything for them this week and if that happens just make something up. This wrestling promoter business is easy, those fans will buy anything. Any questions?



Colt stands there still confused at what Marty's just told him for a few seconds

Colt Cabana: Who do you think I am?

Marty DeRosa: You're the newest member of the creative team, and let me tell you boy am I happy to have you here, I am SWAMPED.

Colt Cabana: What do you mean you're swamped? You just you play video games all day.

Marty DeRosa: I do, but I'm stuck on this level and I really need someone to help, and you have the look of somebody who knows a thing or two about handling a joystick.

Following Marty's insistence Colt seems to of been won over for a second

Colt Cabana: Yeah, I can do that... wait, no, you don't even know who I am.

Marty DeRosa: Of course I do.

Colt Cabana: Oh yeah? Then what's my name?

As Colt finishes speaking Marty spots the new badge on Colt's ring jacket, but before he can read it Colt quickly covers it with his hand



Marty DeRosa: How am I supposed to know that?

Colt Cabana: Er, because you hired me, you interviewed me, we shook hands, you offered me a contract.

Marty doesn't reply for a few seconds trying to figure out who this guy is

Marty DeRosa: Oh right! That's it, you're that Jewish guy, Gold something... Goldberg?

Colt shakes his head as he speaks

Colt Cabana: No, that's not it.

Marty DeRosa: Goldu...

Colt Cabana: Wrong.

Marty DeRosa: Goldbl...

Colt Cabana: Still wrong.

Marty DeRosa: Golds...

Colt Cabana: Horrible, you're just horrible at this, I can't believe you don't know who I am.

Still unable to remember who Colt is, Marty seemingly gives up giving a downbeat response



Marty DeRosa: Alright, jeez, calm down a second, you don't need to be such a Goldma...

Before Marty can finish what he's saying Colt quickly cuts him off

Colt Cabana: Hold on a second, you can't say that!

Suddenly Marty thinks he knows who he is, clicking his fingers and pointing at Colt as he speaks assertively

Marty DeRosa: That's it, Scotty! you're that Scotty kid!

Annoyed that Marty has no idea who he is Colt decides it's time to end this little game as he uncovers his name badge on his jacket

Colt Cabana: What? No, I'm Colt, Colt Cabana.

Marty exhales a large breath as he tries to back-pedal from what he's previously said, trying to shake it off as a joke

Marty DeRosa: I knew it, come on buddy, I was just playing.

Unimpressed by Marty, Colt stands there not believing a word he's just said



Colt Cabana: No, you weren't.

Marty DeRosa: Yes I was.

Colt waits a second or two before affirmatively responding

Colt Cabana: No. You weren't

Marty DeRosa: Alright you got me, OK so what do you say?

Colt Cabana: What like my catchphrase?

Marty looks baffled by what Colt's just said as he questions him

Marty DeRosa: Why would you need a catchphrase?

Colt Cabana: Because I'm a wrestler. All the greats have one, Hulk Hogan had "What you gonna do?", King Kong Bundy had "Five", Bret Hart "The Best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be", Steve Austin "Gimme a Hell Yeah", Marty I could go on and on here.

Surprised at this revelation Marty takes a moment to reply to Colt

Marty DeRosa: Wait a second, you're a wrestler?

Colt Cabana: Yeah, why else would I be wearing a singlet?

Marty shrugs as he starts to talk



Marty DeRosa: I don't know I thought maybe you were a method writer.

Colt looks confused at the notion put forward by Marty

Colt Cabana: A method writer? Do they even exist?

Marty DeRosa: I don't know... so Colt what do you want?

Colt Cabana: I don't know, I thought maybe you have something for me.

Marty DeRosa: Like what?

Colt Cabana: A storyline maybe?

Marty shakes his head as he breaks the news to Colt

Marty DeRosa: Nope.

Colt Cabana: How about a match?

As Colt continues to ask questions Marty continues to shake his head



Marty DeRosa: Nope.

Colt Cabana: Some entrance music?

Marty DeRosa: Nope.

Colt Cabana: A pay check?

Marty DeRosa: Nope.

Colt Cabana: You don't have a pay check for me?

Marty stops shaking his head as he answers Colt

Marty DeRosa: Why would I?

Colt Cabana: Because it's pay day Marty.

Marty looks shocked at yet another revelation by Colt Cabana as he excitedly shouts out loud

Marty DeRosa: It is?!

Marty gets up from his seat and starts to put on his jacket

Colt Cabana: Where are you going?

Marty DeRosa: It's pay day dummy, I'm going to the Zoo!

Marty finishes putting on his jacket and leaves the room, leaving Colt there who decides to take a seat, but after a second or two, Marty sticks his head back in the room



Marty DeRosa: Colt, are you coming or what?

Colt Cabana: To the Zoo?

Marty DeRosa: Yeah, come on, hurry up.

Cabana glances over at Marty's white board for all the plans for next weeks show, seeing that it's blank as expected

Colt Cabana: Marty! You've got a show to book.

Marty DeRosa: Oh please, this stuff basically writes itself.

Colt Cabana: Why don't you have anything for me then?

Anxious to get going Marty sighs as the conversation continues knowing that if it continues much longer then he might miss the Panda show



Marty DeRosa: Are we still on this? Tell you what, come to the zoo with me, and next week I'll get you a match.

Colt Cabana: A match? A real match?

Marty DeRosa: Yeah a match?

Colt Cabana: Yeah, OK, let's go.

Marty DeRosa: You're going to want to get your coat.

Colt Cabana: Marty, I'm already wearing a coat.

Marty looks at coat, seeing him still wearing the ring jacket

Marty DeRosa: Alright, but I'm going to need a promo from you next week too.

When Marty finishes speaking he walks off again as the cameras fade out