XWL Breakdown Supershow: 5/19/2013 - 5/26/2013

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NEW Deadline Time: Sunday 4:30 PM EST / 9:30 PM GMT

Arena for Matches: XWL Breakdown
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Normal Match

Batista vs. The Miz

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Normal Match

Kurt Angle vs. Super Eric

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Normal Match

Mr. Perfect vs. Eddie Guerrero

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Normal Divas Match

Kharma vs. Maryse

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Normal Match

Wade Barrett vs. Yoshi Tatsu

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Normal Match

Chuck Taylor vs. David Otunga

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Normal Match

Justin Gabriel vs. Leo Kruger

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Normal Divas Match

MsChif vs. Kelly Kelly

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Normal Match

Jeff Hardy vs. Randy Orton

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Normal Divas Match

AJ Lee vs. Torrie Wilson

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Normal Match

Cactus Jack vs. Edge

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Normal Divas Match

Ashley vs. Madison Eagles

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Normal Match

Jack Swagger vs. Ted DiBiase

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Normal Match

Antonio Cesaro vs. Kofi Kingston

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Normal Divas Match

Lita vs. ???

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Normal Match

Mark Henry vs. Road Dogg

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Normal Match

Brodus Clay vs. Billy Gunn

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Normal Non-Title Match

Shawn Michaels vs. Alex Shelley

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Normal Divas Match

Nikki Bella vs. Natalya

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Normal Match

AJ Styles vs. Carlito

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Normal Match

Kassius Ohno vs. Davey Richards

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Normal Non-Title Match

Alberto Del Rio vs. John Morrison

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Main Event Match

Normal Match

Seth Rollins vs. Dolph Ziggler

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Normal Match

Kassius Ohno vs. Davey Richards


Winner via Submission: Davey Richards

Somewhere far outside the confines of the arena where Breakdown is being held, the mist has risen long after the sun has fallen. As a lone cameraman trudges through a desolate field void of any sign off life, it grows harder to ignore the hairs standing erect on the back of your neck or the mini-mountains that find a home on your flesh as goosebumps overtake you. Decaying leaves crunch under the cameraman’s feet, left there to rot on a bed of brown grass. With every step the cameraman takes, an ominous feeling begins to take shape, and there’s an underlying fear that something bad is going to happen, or has already occurred and left behind chaos for us to stumble upon.

The reason for the cameraman to be here in one of the most depressing areas imaginable continues to be a mystery, but it’s a mystery that may be unraveled shortly as he finds himself at the foot of a hill. He begins to make the climb up as the chirping of crickets and howling of owls provide the soundtrack for this excursion. You can hear his breathing, growing more jagged as the ascent continues, almost as if his lungs were complaining that such exercise was never part of the job description.

Finally he makes it to the top, and aims the camera at what lays beyond. From up here, the camera is able to take in the full scope of the graveyard that lies in the distance. Even from this far away, it’s possible to discern the shapes moving one place to the next, people paying their respects as they visit the final resting place of a loved one. A church bell rings in the distance, eight powerful gongs that overpower every other sound and once they stop an eerie silence takes hold. A voice then cuts through the silence speaking words with such a signature deadly calm that it can only belong to one woman.

MsChif
Depending on who you ask, that graveyard is filled with either a group of people who were taken from those they care about and who care for them too soon, or it’s filled with the carcasses of antagonists and oppressors who couldn’t take a permanent leave of absence from the lives of those they made miserable soon enough.

The voice emanates from somewhere on the hill, but the camera remains fixed on the graveyard as MsChif continues to speak about it. She’s such a mysterious woman that’s practically impossible to predict where she’s going with this, and the best we can do is enjoy the ride.

MsChif
But they aren’t mutually exclusive to one or the other, for a place such as this is where old enemies can be laid to rest in the same vicinity of each other and not a word of disagreement can arise from either side. Bitter ex-lovers, rivaling neighbors, former playground bullies, petty grudges matter not once the final breath is taken. This is where people come together when their journey is all said and done, regardless of how they tried to remain distanced and detached while life was theirs for the living.

The cameraman turns to the side where a large tree has escaped from the ground and it may be safe to assume that MsChif is on the other side.

MsChif
The flawless aren’t perfect and the evil aren’t devoid of a heart. Everyone has a different outlook, their own opinions, their own commendations, their own faults… even those with the purest of souls and intentions have detractors and even those who seek nothing more than destruction have worshippers. It’s when you try to please the indifferent while forsaking those once dear that you realize your life serves no purpose, and not all ever have the opportunity to rectify that.

She takes a few moments to gather thoughts as the grim scene continues to move in front of us.

MsChif
When I look at this graveyard I see rows and rows of missed opportunities. How many of these men were Sean Vincents? Ignorant, belligerent and abusive for their own pleasures and amusement as they sought to coddle their masculinity and assert their dominance by any means necessary. How many of these women were Nikki Belllas or Paiges? Oblivious to morality and more than eager to lay waste to humanity if it meant achieving petty goals.

After taking a few steps over to the tree, the cameraman turns his attention back over to the graveyard. How can MsChif see these tombstones and only think of those she won’t be able to terrorize?

MsChif
How many of these people were able to live their lives unchecked? Doing as they please with no regard for human life? How many spirits and dreams did they crush for no reason? How many hearts did they stomp on as they marched their way to a selfish glory? The answer is too many… far too many to even wrap your head around and it pains me to know that I’ll never be able to wipe the condescending smirks off their faces or knock the golden chalice filled with tears out of their hands.

As MsChif continues to speak, the cameraman continues to take some cautious steps over to the tree, afraid that startling MsChif will get him a face full of that green mist.

MsChif
I’m not naïve. Even if they were all here roaming this earth, not even I would be able to singlehandedly make them repent for the sins and atrocities they’ve committed. So now I deal with the tangible, the people nearest me who need to be sorted out more than anyone else. XWL seems to be a breeding ground for the self-absorbed who make their way through this company like the plague and in their wake they leave people with feelings of anger and resentment.

He takes a wide turn around the tree and the first thing we see is MsChif sitting on top of a slanted tombstone jutting out of the ground.

MsChif
I’ve rattled off the names of people who have crossed me time and time again as a warning for those who think they may have gotten me figured out. It’s a warning that they refuse to heed because they’ve deluded themselves into thinking that they have the tools and the ability to slay the dragon. It isn’t until they’re melting under its fiery breath that they realize they’re wrong. The MsChif you dealt with yesterday isn’t the same beast that will stand tall before you tomorrow. I’m constantly learning, adapting and rolling with the punches. That’s how I’ve made it this far, that’s how I’ve survived for so long with only scars left to remind me of all that I’ve endured.

The camera zooms onto the tombstone and we see that it actually looks pretty new and is also unmarked, which makes sense because in front of MsChif is an open grave.

MsChif
It’s never as simple as holding up a piece of kryptonite hoping that it still works, you have no way of knowing what’s changed in between encounters, and you just cannot fathom the hell that’s in store for you if the risk doesn’t pay off. Bacteria is constantly evolving forcing vaccines to keep up and if something on the microscopic level can achieve such a feat then so can I. The mistakes I’ve made has been cherished more than my accomplishments and as time goes on I’ve come to see that I have fewer and fewer to look back on. Those who know better have steered clear, those who claim to not be afraid will come to their senses soon enough.

The cameraman takes a few steps over to get a better look at the grave, but when MsChif jerks her head over to him, he freezes in his tracks.

MsChif
I don’t consider myself the morality police, because police have to abide by procedures and regulations that I disregard as I see fit. If my victims want to bend the rules as they please then so shall I, I firmly believe in an eye for an eye and sometimes not even that is enough. I need to hear those screams, I need to hear those cries for mercy… I need to watch them suffer and it’s those needs that drive me to target those whose absence would never be missed. I want them to wish for a permanent end just so the pain will go away, and when that time comes they’ll deal with their maker… but while they can still draw breaths, their souls are mine to torment and torture.

Feeling a little brave, or maybe he realizes that he hasn’t given MsChif reason to bring harm to him, the cameraman begins to walk over to the hole in the ground.

MsChif
When I’m through with them they may try to save face and act as though everything is fine, but I know the truth and it’s that they’ll forever be haunted by an incessant voice of doubt in the back of their minds. Every time they think twice about doing something they’d normally do without thinking, it’s because of me. Every time they’re gripped by paranoia and take anxious glances over their shoulder in broad daylight, it’s because of me. Every time they find themselves unable to sleep without the comforting glow of the hall light seeping in through their bedroom door, it’s because of me.

At the edge of the grave, the cameraman takes a peek in and there’s a casket inside!

MsChif
And all the while they’ll be asking “why?” Why did it have to be them? Why can’t it just be over already? Why am I the way that I am? I enjoy shrouding myself in mystery because the enigma only heightens the sense of fear that people feel when they deal with me. Nothing frightens people more than things they don’t understand. But we don’t have to delve too deep into my past, because when I first stepped onto the wrestling scene, things were already starting brew.

As the cameraman reaches for the casket a sharp look from MsChif changes his mind.

MsChif
I’ve always had to deal with the whispers behind my back and the dirty looks when I walked by and that didn’t change when I decided that I would love nothing more than to hurt people for a living. I knew that I was entering a man’s world, but that wasn’t going to stop me. They tried everything they could to break me and make an example out of me. I was isolated, looked down on and only given seconds to wrestle a match. But I grit my teeth and I stuck through it and instead of breaking me down, they planted a seed and they hated the fact that no matter what they threw at me I took it, lived through the pain and got better.

MsChif stands and for the first time acknowledges the grave and coffin in front of her by staring down at it.

MsChif
They tried to take matters into their own hands; the men would get into the ring to “teach me a lesson” and sometimes I found myself in handicap matches, but I stood my ground. Their fragile egos couldn’t accept that there was someone on the roster who had more potential and more talent than they could ever hope to possess and it just ate them up that that person was a woman. I beat them. I destroyed them and I emasculated those cowards who thought it was their place to make me miserable.

She then begins to pace back and forth in front of it as the brief story of her past starts to rile her up.

MsChif
I vowed that I would never allow myself to be that vulnerable again. I would strike before they realized I was the target, and even though their bones have healed and their blood has stopped flowing like a river, the scars were there to remind them of the biggest mistake they’ve ever made in their lives. Sean Vincent is the only remnant of that past that just won’t seem to go away, but he’ll learn.

She squats down next to the coffin and runs her hand along its smooth surface.

MsChif
This grave is filled with the old ways of the people I’ve come across… discarded because life for those people was never the same. The best part is that there’s plenty of room for more and for weeks I’ve been scouting for the unfortunate soul that I’ll add to my collection. There are still people out there that are operating under the assumption that their vile actions don’t come without consequence, but that will change soon enough. One by one the problem will be dealt with, and those too weak to endure the pressure will crumble and fade way into obscurity while those barely holding on will make for a great bit of entertainment.

It looks like MsChif was moments away from opening it but she stops herself, stands up then walks away from it.

MsChif
Layla is still living under the pretense that she became a changed woman overnight and while some of our co-workers may have bought into her charade I’m still keeping a wary eye on her. I hope that she realizes that the moment she slips up and exposes herself as a fraud I’ll be right there to introduce her to a special kind of pain. Her best friend went down to the same path only to eventually make a mistake and what more is Lay-Cool but the same side of the same coin? AJ managed to avoid me last week, wisely kept under the watch of her beau, but we know she’s unstable enough to try something foolish. And as for you Kelly Kelly, you may think that I’m not scary, but that’s because you don’t really know the true meaning of fear… at least not yet.

MsChif continues staring out into the distance.

MsChif
Then there’s you Kaitlyn… you have something I want, and I think we both know what that is. It’s that belt that you clutch so tightly to your chest like a teddy bear. It makes you feel like you’re worth something and the feeling of joy being champion gives you makes you willing to do whatever it takes to keep that belt… well I’m willing to do whatever it takes to take it from you. If Natalya ends up with your prized possession then the same will go for her. It’s time that I take my rightful spot at the top of this division. Being champion won’t make me a diva, but it’ll make me their leader and instead of me chasing them down, they’ll all be drawn to me like a magnet with dreams of ending my reign. I say let them come…

MsChif walks back over to the grave and the casket and with one tug she pries it open.

MsChif
…they’ll just be another tormented soul.

The cameraman zooms in on the casket and it’s filled with several photos of men and women MsChif has blasted with the green mist. In the photos you can see the looks of pain etched onto their faces as the mist burned away at their eyes and made them wonder if they would ever be able to see again.

On top of the pile are two pictures that stand out because they aren’t like the rest. They’re pictures of Kaitlyn and Natalya with faces free of the green stuff. However, on each picture is a question mark, and only time will tell which face will get disfigured first if MsChif gets her way.

Suddenly a scream is heard, and MsChif’s banshee wail pierces the night sky and carries far into the distance. The Cameraman looks up and points the camera toward where the sound originated but MsChif is nowhere to be seen.

[Josh Mathews]
I'm standing here with Maryse! Now, Maryse, tonight you have to step into the ring with the woman who you caused to get disqualified last week, Kharma. How are you feeling heading into tonight's match?



[Maryse]
How do you think I feel, Joshua!? You're not the one stepping in there with that, that...monster! Pensez-vous que je vais être tous heureux et le soleil et les sourires? Think I'm excited? Well...I am.

Maryse smirks as Josh looks confused. Maryse continues.



[Maryse]
It's my chance to prove to the world that Kharma isn't some unstoppable monster anymore. She's beatable. The last time Kharma got in my path, I left XWL and gave up my Miss Money In The Bank briefcase. You know how stupid she made me look, looking back on it, Josh? Back then, I was just some scared, pathetic girl. Now? I'm stronger, faster, better...and sexier. Don't you agree?

Maryse winks at Josh before twirling around, spinning on her heel as Josh bites his lower lip obviously just wanting to do his job.



[Maryse]
Now, I'm ready to take Kharma on. Now, I'm ready to prove to the world that if I didn't leave XWL before, I'd have cashed in that case and it would be me standing here as XWL Divas Champion once again instead of Kaitlyn. Don't get me wrong, I respect Kaitlyn for being a fighting champion, and believe me, it'd be un grand plaisir to face her for that belt. But Kaitlyn, whether we're friends or not, we're co-workers or not, you're the champion. You have a target on your back. And Kharma does too. She's the big beast of the Divas Division, the alpha female if you will.

Maryse purses her lips as she tries to think of what to say next.



[Maryse]
I might get a title shot, I might not. If I do, lightning may strike twice, Kaitlyn may beat me again. Kharma could rip me to shreds. Chuck Taylor...I don't even want to know what that creep would do to me and I'm not intending on finding out. But the thing is, if there's one thing I want, it's that Divas Championship around my waist. Whether it's Kaitlyn, Kharma, or Chuck Taylor, I am Maryse, the next Divas Champion for sure. And why? Because when you're the Sexiest of the Sexy...anything is possible.

Maryse winks again with a small laugh before walking off, ready to take on the beast Kharma later on in the show.

No es fácil cuando un hombre tiene la carga de un país en sus hombros. Es difícil cuando un hombre tiene millones de ojos viendo cada movimiento y cada error. Toda esa presión para personas no sé. Niños piensan estoy su héroe y quieren como yo. Los adultos dependen en yo hacer un buen ejemplo para México. Es más para un hombre, pero no tengo quejas.





Es un honor y es un privilegio estar el hombre tantos admirar. Es gran estar comparado con las leyendas como Eddie Guerrero y Rey Mysterio, pero yo no estoy allí todavía. Tomará más trabajado estar como ellos, pero es trabajado estoy complaciente hacer y una día voy a ser un del mayor de todos tiempos. Una día yo voy a ser un leyendo.





En México fui el rey. Fui un del gran luchadores y fue no hombre quien derrotó a yo en este anillo. Mi tiempo en México fue mágico y realmente pensé podía volar. Podía hacer cosas como no otra hombre y es por qué fue el favorito del populación. Lucha después lucha, noche después noche, yo recibí el amor y el apreciación de mis personas porque de mi acciones fue más impresionante. Podía hacer nada malo.




Lucha libre fue y es todavía una tradición de mi familia y quería hacer mis padres y hermanos orgullosos. La máscara fue mi vida y los aficionados hicieron mi vida valor viviendo. Pero quería más. Fue gran estar una estrella en México, pero yo quería estar una estrella en américa también como todos in el pasado. Y entonces todo cambió…




Sin miedo.

Sin remordimientos.

Sin Cara.



Próximamente

*We head backstage following the commercial break where XWL's newest interviewer, Renee Young, is seen standing by with the Divas' Champion Kaitlyn!*



[Renee Young]
Welcome back ladies and gentlemen! Standing with me, as you can tell, is our Divas Champion who managed to pick up a win in a two on three handicap match last week, Kaitlyn! Now Kaitlyn, last week you had your championship stolen by Natalya after she threw you right into the crowd, you must have a changed mindset about the Divas Championship match between yourself and Natalya at Unforgiven. Would you say this is true?



[Kaitlyn]
I couldn't even tell you, this is the first time I've actually been interviewed without having the Divas Championship in hand and it's pretty hard. Besides the fact that I'm technically champion still, it's just hard on me. But let's get down to business. Yeah, I'm a little bit off my game this week because of what happened last week and I'm a little bumped and bruised but I'll live through all of this. I don't have a match this week, a bit of a bummer as well but management felt it was best that Layla and I didn't hurt ourselves by getting into another fight here tonight. I can't guarantee anything for myself or Layla, but when us two will be out on commentary during the match between whatever Bella and Natalya, it would be best for Natalya to stay away from where I will be sitting. It should be an interesting night and I for one can't wait to see the two of them beat the crap out of each other in that ring.

[Renee Young]
Speaking of Layla, has your trust with her grown any since last week?



[Kaitlyn]
Well, I'd say a little. After what happened later in the show with Kelly Kelly, it put a little damper on things. I want to think Layla didn't mean for that to happen but at the same time that is something the old Layla would do. It's hard to say, she seemed really happy after our win and she is probably loving it up after Natalya went to attack her and I was all "Nah, you're facing me right now" and slammed her down with my Inverted DDT and got the three count. Layla is a big ball of "what" if you ask me because she makes you think and it confuses you, you want to think that she is good but at the same time you find it hard to trust her. When I'm going to be out there on commentary with her, I'm going to have two eyes locked on four people... somehow... But you get what I mean. I've got to watch Brie Bella, Nikki Bella, Natalya and Layla to make sure no fast ones are pulled on me because despite have allies and friends and all that, you have to watch out for yourself most of all. Not going to let myself get hurt so someone else can escape or whatever.

[Renee Young]
I can't help but agree. I know I haven't been in XWL for that long, but I've watched the show from my home. I've seen what Layla has done and I've seen what she is capable of. And now before we wrap this interview up, I have one last question for you. People have said Natalya is your biggest threat to the championship of yours so far and she has made you look weaker then any other challenger has. Would you agree on this?



[Kaitlyn]
I don't mean to insult any of my other challengers, but I can't help but agree. She is the total package and she has tossed me around like a ragdoll in that ring. We possibly put on the Divas Match of the Year back in our encounter a couple of weeks ago. She pushed me to limits I never thought I could each. She has done things to me that I never saw coming. I'm more worried about losing this championship more then I ever have been. But you know what they say, if you push me then I'll push back even harder. She pushes me back a few steps, I'll get in her face and push her to the ground. I'm the type of person who likes to one up my opponent and one-upping Natalya won't be a walk in the park, but it's possible. Trust me, it is possible to one up one of the greatest in-ring Divas performers of XWL history. I'm the champion for a reason, you can't count me out just yet.

*Kaitlyn has a smile on her face as she goes to grab her championship before realizing it isn't there and the smile leaves her face.*

[Kaitlyn]
Oh, right... Awkward...

*Kaitlyn then leaves the view of the camera as we head to commercial break.*

*The cameras again cut backstage where Renee Young is standing by.*

[Renee Young]
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time who is making her first XWL appearance here tonight... Summer Rae!



[Summer Rae]
Ahem!

[Renee Young]
Did I say something wrong?



[Summer Rae]
Did you say something wrong? What kind of an introduction was that? It was ALL wrong! You've ruined my debut Renee!

[Renee Young]
What? I-



[Summer Rae]
I am "The First Lady Of XWL" Summer Rae!

[Renee Young]
First Lady? But there's been a lot of ladies in XWL before you, and our divas division is full of them right now. Or do you mean kind of like the President's wife? But that makes no sense, what do you-



[Summer Rae]
No Renee! I am the first "lady" of XWL. Everyone else who has come before, and the current roster of so-called "divas" are just spoiled girls! Stupid, pathetic little girls content with playing second fiddle to the men of this industry. Now that I've arrived, everybody will witness the true definition of a lady and a diva when I turn this division upside down. People might not know who I am right now but just give it a little time and the name Summer Rae will be the first thing that comes to mind when you think of true female talent. I will force people to take notice of me and MY division. You can count on that. And that Divas Championship is going to look SO good around my waist.

[Renee Young]
You've barely arrived in XWL let alone actually wrestled a match and you're already talking about the Divas Championship and making this "your" division? I mean, come on Summer, there's a lot of people ahead of you in the pecking order right now. There's of course, Kaitlyn who is the face of this division right now... The Bella Twins, Layla-

*Layla, who seems to have been passing by walks into view after overhearing her name being mentioned. Summer Rae huffs.*



[Summer Rae]
Oh, look who it is...

*She greets Summer with a friendly smile and waves at Renee as well before speaking.*


[Layla]
Pardon the intrusion, but are you THE Summer Rae? Wow you're even more gorgeous than they say.

*Summer looks disgusted at Layla's compliment and stares a hole right through her.*

[Layla]
With a name like Summer Rae there's no doubt you have a bright future ahead of you here. I just wanted to personally welcome you to the company, I know when you're new things can be a little difficult to transition into, so if you ever need anything, please don't hesitate to ask. I'm Layla by the way, it's a pleasure to meet you.

*Layla extends her hand to Summer for a handshake, as people typically do when they first meet, but she is left hanging as Summer completely ignores it.*



[Summer Rae]
Really Layla? I have to admit it takes some balls to keep up this nice girl act as long as you have. And I don't mean the kind of balls Natalya has. I mean, you're trying your hardest aren't you? To get everyone to buy into all of these lies of yours, just so that you can worm your way back to the top.

*Layla appears offended and attempts to reply but is cut off by Summer.*



[Summer Rae]
No, I'm not finished. Believe me, I know what you're doing. I would do EXACTLY the same thing! In this business you have to be a bitch to get what you want and reach the top. You don't have to lie about it. It's a cut-throat industry, and stabbing people in the back is a part of that so I don't blame you for pretending to be friends with everyone so you can gain the upper-hand. But if you think for one second I'm going to fall for this act of yours, or buy into this pack of lies. You've got another thing coming. You're not going to ride my coat-tails to the top... I'm going there all by myself. So I suggest you leave right now and stop taking up MY interview time.

*Layla's doing her best to give Summer the benefit of the doubt, she's new, she's appearing for the first time tonight, perhaps she's nervous and hiding it under this arrogant tone.*

[Layla]
You're right, it is a cut-throat business, but that's what makes it so difficult to stay true to who you are. There's at least a dozen other divas in this company gunning for the same thing, so people will do, say, or act any way just to get a little bit further along. I've done that, it's worked obviously, I'm the most decorated diva in this company, but Summer, as someone who knows so much about that kind of attitude, I highly advise against it. Because one day you'll maybe have accomplished everything you could, been Divas Champion, Diva of the Year, maybe Queen of the Ring, perhaps a few historical markers under your belt. But you'll feel empty, you'll be filled with regret, and as someone that is so fresh and new to this business, you should take advantage of that. Start off on the right foot, show respect to your fellow divas, you don't have to like them, but we're all here for the same reason, so you should at least respect them to some degree.

*Layla's attempting to give Summer some advice she perhaps wishes she had years ago when she started out, but Summer doesn't seem phased by her warnings.*

[Layla]
I know what it's like to be the new girl, I know how impressionable the divas can be to someone like you, you see someone like me get ahead with lying and manipulating, and you think hey, if it worked for her and so many other girls before her, then it'll work for me. But look at someone like Kaitlyn, she came into this company, seeing the exact thing, but choosing to be different, choosing to standout, and making a decision to reach the top not by being underhanded, but by taking everything head on with no deceit of any kind. It's not too late to tone the arrogance down just a tad, Summer. You can be confident, you can be your own biggest fan, but take it from me, this whole "act" you're putting on isn't becoming of a real "lady."

*Summer appears deep in thought for a brief second, but in a complete rejection of everything Layla said she responds in a harsh tone.*



[Summer Rae]
Who are you to talk down to ME and give ME advice?! If you think I somehow idolized you before or that I've taken note of how you reached the top, you're sadly mistaken. I wouldn't give you that satisfaction! No Layla, I'm my own woman. I don't care what others have done before me. I am Summer Rae! "The First Lady Of XWL"! I don't need any pointers from someone who "used" to be relevant around here. The only thing I'm interested in right now is Kaitlyn and that Divas Championship. Come back and talk to me when you're the champion - if you ever are again - and maybe you'll be worthy of my time. Renee, please ask Layla to leave.

[Renee Young]
...

[Summer Rae]
RENEE!

[Renee Young]
...

[Summer Rae]
Security! Get Layla out of my screentime now! SECURITY!

[Layla]
Gee, for someone that prides herself in being a "lady" you sure do throw quite the temper tantrum. And to think, people said I was over the top.

*Layla rolls her eyes, still refraining from being too harsh on the debuting Summer Rae, though she's not exactly making it easy.*

[Layla]
Oh Summer it was just a joy to meet you, we must do this again, but until then....

*Layla suddenly bows to Summer, mockingly no doubt, and begins to slowly back off the set, voicing her reaction to meeting Miss Summer Rae in a very amusing fashion.*

[Layla]
I'm not worthy.

*Summer Rae turns her nose up as Layla leaves.*



[Summer Rae]
Hmmph!

[Renee Young]
Shall we pick up where we left off?



[Summer Rae]
You know what Renee? You're ridiculous! Why didn't you say or do something? Some interviewer you are!

[Renee Young]
Well she was only being friendly.



[Summer Rae]
First I have you ruin my introduction, then Layla ruins my interview! What kind of a place is this!

*Summer Rae huffs and puffs as she walks away in annoyance, abandoning the interview. Renee shrugs her shoulders as the screen fades to black for a commercial break.*

We cut away to the backstage where we see Antonio Cesaro standing in the interview area.





[Matt Striker]
"Ladies and gentlemen, my guest... Antonio Cesaro."





[Matt Striker]
"Antonio, you've requested interview time. So I'll ask you a question. What have you been up to lately?"

Cesaro takes off his shades and speaks.





[Antonio Cesaro]
"That is exactly why I requested interview time. What has Antonio Cesaro been up to lately? I can answer that in two words... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Do you want to know why? It is because interest in Cesaro is gone. It's been gone since my very... very short run with the United States Championship this time last year. Last year, I was on top of the world. Last year, when you said the name Antonio Cesaro... you spoke of a controversial man that had people watching XWL programming, just to see what I was going to say next. Now... Now, when you say the name Antonio Cesaro... people think of a guy that is... Boring and weak. So I requested time so I could say just one thing to not only the people watching around the world, but to other superstars."





[Antonio Cesaro]
"The days of the... boring and weak Antonio Cesaro are over. Tonight, it will change when I make an example out of Kofi Kingston. An example to show all the people that doubt me that you NEVER doubt Antonio Cesaro. You don't doubt Antonio Cesaro, because he is better, stronger, and most importantly... smarter than any so called "Superstar" in the back. Honestly, I think people only doubt me... because they want to be me. They are just so upset that they have to live their boring American life, so they try to take out their frustrations on the greatest European athlete on earth. While I am out with women living the life of a star, they are sitting in their mother's basement, collecting money from their government. Wrestling fans, the don't work. They steal money. How do you think they got their tickets tonight? They didn't pay for their tickets. Their government did. They use their government to get things they want. The things they want and very different from those of the rest of the world. They use the money their government gave them and they go out and buy alcohol, fattening foods, and toys for their bastard children. These people make me sick..."





[Antonio Cesaro]
"Tonight, I will set the example for these people and show them what they could be if they just applied themselves. Tonight, I will take Kofi Kingston and I will break him in half. Tonight, I pick up where I left off last year. The Reign of Cesaro begins NOW! Believe me when I say... no one will be able to stop Antonio Cesaro. Antonio Cesaro ist die wahre grösste Mensch, der je gelebt hat."





We cut to our next segment.

We come back to XWL Breakdown ready for our next match-up.

Normal Divas Match

Kharma vs. Maryse

The match begins with Maryse offering for a handshake. Kharma takes a heavy breath through her nose before spinning around looking for a nasty backfist but Maryse jumps to the mat ducking under the wild haymaker. Kharma smirks as Maryse tries to recollect herself as she runs off the ropes but gets lifted up and slammed back down with a hard modified Chokeslam, landing hard on her right shoulder and taking the wind out of her! Kharma puts Maryse in position and plants her with a Kharma Bomb, goes for the cover but Maryse somehow gets the shoulder out at two!

Kharma picks Maryse up by the hair as Maryse holds her shoulder in pain. The massive Kharma hooks Maryse by the arms, being extra rough in hooking her injured right arm as Maryse shouts in pain and gets lifted up for the Implant Buster. Maryse tries to escape the move but it's no use as she lands again on her injured shoulder after trying to turn and squirm out. Kharma hooks Maryse's leg and counts the pinfall.

[Justin Roberts]
The winner of the match...KHARMA!

Kharma simply stares down at the fallen Maryse who is still clutching her shoulder. Kharma finally leaves the ring as trainers and doctors come out to tend to Maryse as we cut to a commercial.

We come back to Breakdown after a hellacious beating on Maryse by Kharma as doctors are trying to bring Maryse to the trainer's room, however Maryse is having none of it and inaudible yelling can be heard from her.

[Doctor 1]
Maryse, Maryse, we have to take you to the trainer's room, you're hurt!

[Maryse]
I'm not hurt! I'm fine! Leave me alone!

Maryse goes to swing her arm at one of the doctors but yells out in pain, grabbing her shoulder after landing awkwardly on it from Kharma's brutal moves. Finally Maryse gives in and lets the doctors walk her to the trainer's office.

[Doctor 2]
Doc, Maryse may have hurt her shoulder, she needs to get checked out right away!

[Doctor 3]
Okay, alright. Maryse, here, let me get you a stool so you can get on the bed easier.

The doctor puts a stool in front of the bed, allowing Maryse to step on it and turn herself so she's sitting facing the main doctor. He grabs a flashlight and checks her eyes, making sure she also doesn't have a concussion or anything worse to her head before speaking to her.

[Doctor 3]
Okay, tell me what went down, Miss Ouellet.

[Maryse]
That massive...thing picked me up and slammed me down and now my shoulder hurts! Weren't you watching?

[Doctor 3]
Maryse, we need to check and see if it's separated or dislocated.

The doctor grabs her shoulder rather gently but Maryse still shouts out in pain. Suddenly a light knocking is heard on the door.

[Doctor 3]
Come in!

The door opens to reveal the British Bombshell herself, Layla who looks rather concerned for the French-Canadian diva. Layla bites her lip nervously as she gingerly steps into the room.

[Doctor 3]
Anything you need, Miss Layla?

[Layla]
I saw what happened, and I wanted to see if Maryse was okay.

She looks over at Maryse, noticeably in a great deal of pain, then pauses before speaking.

[Layla]
Do you think she might be up for a guest? Maybe I could get her mind off of it? I know when I hurt my knee it really helped to have people around me that could help me cope with the pain.

[Doctor 3]
I don't see why not, but it's up to Maryse to decide.

[Maryse]
Sure, the more the merrier. You know Layla...you and I are a lot alike, y'know?

Maryse scrunches her face trying to mask the pain she's going through in her arm as she continues.

[Maryse]
We used to be the two in the back who nobody ever liked, and we didn't care what anyone thought about us, but now, we're both turning over new leaves, trying to get the fans on our side, y'know? We're both trying to be good girls in XWL again. Well, you more than me, but I'll always be a bitch to some of the Divas, or to Kharma, someone to beat the crap out of on a nightly basis. I just recovered from her whacking me in the face and now she does this...

Maryse smirks and lets out a small laugh as Layla smiles back. Maryse goes to continue but Layla somewhat cuts her off and starts to speak again.

[Layla]
Yeah I know how you feel, Kharma really let me have it last year....she's definitely dangerous, I mean her size alone intimidates you, you can't help but feel frightened by her mere presence, and this is coming from someone that's always tried to remain confident no matter what came my way. I wouldn't say I'm trying to be a "good girl." I more so want to go further than that. Kaitlyn said last week that I've gotta pick a side, that I can't try to make amends for what I've done to everyone, it has to be one or the other, and I don't really agree...I mean you and I, we want to change, we want to show everyone we're not as bad as we've lead them to believe. But aren't we still bad if we discriminate against a certain group just because they're not "favorites." I'm out to be a better person, and I'm not really much better if I just switch sides and forget about my wrongdoings to the girls that are still "bad."

[Maryse]
I can understand that, Lay. But let's get one thing straight: I'm not afraid of Kharma. No, no, no, no. I'm more than willing to face her again, heck, I'll be glad to go out there now and take her on and prove I deserve not only to beat her, but deserve the respect of all the Divas in the back, you included, and Kharma included, and a shot at the Divas Title and to prove I'm the best Diva in this company. But, to do that, I've got to go from square one and I've been trying to do that since I came back in February. Goody-goodies like Trish or Alicia aren't what I'm trying to be, but I'm not trying to be a snobby brat like The Bellas either. By the way, if you still need help with those losers, I'll have your back, girl!

[Doctor 3]
Sorry to interrupt, ladies, but Maryse I need to give you something to numb the pain in your shoulder a bit. Layla, you might be a good distraction. Maryse, keep on talking.

[Maryse]
But totally, if those Bellas try and ambush you or something, look no further than me for some reve...

Suddenly a small click is heard as Maryse winces, apparently receiving an injection from the doctor.

[Maryse]
What was I saying? Oh yeah, Kharma. Really, I'm not scared of her. I'm not scared of any of the Divas back here. Not trying to be arrogant, but I'm trying to prove that I'm not the same run first, act later person I was last summer. This is a new Maryse Ouellet, girl.

[Layla]
Yeah, it's hard to break a habit, I mean you become known for being a certain way, and then suddenly act different, and it's labeled as "fake." Which I get, I know for girls like us it's hard to trust us, it's hard to believe we've changed, but without a chance, how will we ever show it? That's why the night after Paige was taken out by The Bella Twins, I took a stand. I vowed to be different, to drop my selfish ways and fight for a purpose for once. Not to be the best, but to get revenge. It might seem foolish to challenge someone to a handicap match, especially when it's two sneaky divas like The Bella Twins. But I have to avenge Paige, she's in England right now, away from the ring, and I feel like it's all my fault. Sure The Bella's did the damage, but I left Paige, I didn't mean to, but I did....so it's just difficult to move forward until I make things right. I'm responsible for losing the only help that I had, so I've gotta take care of this Bella issue on my own. Two on one is tricky, but it's that or let them get away with it, and I'm through with taking the easy way out.

[Maryse]
Yeah, girl! You and Paige were totally rocking it as a tag team taking it to those Bellas! But trust me girl, if she's anything like you or any of the other divas as soon as she's all healed up and ready to go she'll be back whooping butt...as long as it's not our's, right?

Maryse and Layla share a laugh as Maryse continues.

[Maryse]
Speaking of hurt friends in foreign places, do you know how Kelly is doing? I know you guys didn't really part too well last week, but she knows you didn't set her up to get ambushed by those two sneaky bitches last week, right? Ugh...it makes me really want to just smack both of them a good 50 times each for the stupid stunts they stoop to every week to get themselves...noticed, I guess?

[Maryse]
I mean, usually they do other things behind the scenes to get noticed, but attacking innocent people from behind is low even for them I guess. But I'm sure you'll have them on their knees in no time...actually given their track record they're used to that so maybe you should have them on their backs...no...just beat them up for Paige and for Kelly too, I guess.

[Maryse]
I know I'd love to get my hands on them and teach them a few things. You shouldn't have to feel like you need to go it alone. Whether you're taking the easy way out or not, putting yourself two-on-one against those two is asking for you to get hurt, and I don't want them to take out another of us, Lay. The division is small enough as it is! They've taken out Paige, they've attacked Kelly, they've tormented Kaitlyn for months and now they're going after you. Who knows what they could do to you, girl? They could try and re-injure your knee, or knowing them they'd try and just rip your entire leg off.

[Layla]
Don't worry about me, I'm tough, my knee isn't exactly one hundred percent after that I Quit match with Beth at Final Stand, but I'm still here every week doing the best I can to push through. If The Bella's are going to take me out Sunday, I'm taking them with me. Just like you, your shoulders hurt, but you'll show up at Unforgiven and fight, that's what I'm going to do, I'm going to give them the fight of my life, and prove to everyone that I will do whatever it takes to get people to see that I'm different now. Unfortunately it seems like The Bella Twins are now trying to sabotage that. I don't understand why they had to pull that stunt with Kelly last week. Now she thinks I set her up, I mean yeah I've kind of done that in the past with others....but I really just wanted to make things right with her, now she won't return my calls, and she even called me the devil....it just makes me more motivated to take on Brie and Nikki in that handicap match, because it won't be me that's handicapped, it's them.

She gets a more confident and focused look on her face.

[Layla]
They're not prepared to face me, they think it's easy, that I'll fall to the numbers, but I'm not alone. Whether I've got the fans or not is in doubt, but what I do know is that I've got Paige. She'll be with me in spirit, and I won't let her down again.

[Maryse]
Don't worry, Layla, I'm not doubting your toughness. And I'm glad you're not doubting mine either. Believe me, I still have a bit of a grudge to settle with Beth too, but right now my mind is on slaying the beast Kharma and maybe getting in a few shots on Chuck Taylor as well. It's the first Intergender Triple Threat Match in XWL History, and I intend on being the winner of that match. I don't care if I have to get my hands a little dirty.

[Maryse]
Sometimes in life you have to be the bad girl, and if Kharma or Chuck think I'm a pushover because I'm a "target", in Kharma's case, or that I'm a "stupid woman" in that loser Chuck's case...then they are both sorely mistaken and in for one wake-up call. I'm willing to do whatever it takes to let the records show that Maryse Ouellet defeated both a monster of a Diva and a male Superstar in the same match.

Maryse slowly moves her injured arm in a circle testing it for her injuries, relieved to realize there's not much pain coming from moving the joint as she continues to talk.

[Maryse]
I know you're willing to do the same thing against The Bella Brats...the difference is though in triple threat rules...there's no disqualifications so I can do whatever I want to either of my two opponents. You're not so lucky and you can't exactly clock one of their ugly faces with a chair and make them uglier. But, I promise that I'll let you try and rip those two apart...but if they go after you before or after the match...no promises that I won't be by your side fighting them off.

[Maryse]
They think they're the baddest girls around? Don't make me laugh. On their best day? They couldn't hold a candle to either one of us on our worst day. We may not exactly be buddy-buddy but I know a fighter when I see one, and if it takes us teaming together to show those two the door for good, then I'm more than willing to help you out...whether you need it or not.

[Layla]
Thanks, I really appreciate it, I just hope I can get Kaitlyn to forgive me. We worked so well together last week, and she came to my rescue, I mean that surprised me more than anything....that has to say something right? You think she might be up to giving me a chance now? I mean she could've let Natalya do what she wanted to me and then dropped her with the DDT, but instead she came to my aid and that's gotta be progress. Though I'm a bit worried, naturally I want the Divas Championship back, and she might just see this as a ruse to get close to her, and the title...it's a really difficult situation.

[Maryse]
I don't know about Kaitlyn...she's tough in the ring and out of the ring. I know when I tried to offer her my help with her match a couple months back she thought I was trying to get close to the title too. And I'm in the same situation as you when it comes to her I guess. I'm trying to get on her good side and be a friend and ally to her when she needs it the most. I mean don't get me wrong, I'd love to have the Divas title around my waist too, but I'm not going to stoop to taking Kaitlyn or anyone else out to do it.

[Maryse]
I want to earn a title shot by beating everyone I can, even you if necessary, by the way, to get to being the top contender. It doesn't matter who's in my way or who the champion is, everyone is a stepping stone in my eyes to getting a title shot. Believe me, I'll have your back whenever I can, but if I have to be on opposite sides of you in that ring I won't hold back. I won't expect anything less from you either. So, I guess...we're friends, right?

Maryse smiles holds out her arms, not only showing her shoulder is feeling better with the effects of the painkillers, but perhaps looking for a hug as Layla looks down at her arms, then lifting her head back up to Maryse's eyes before speaking.

[Layla]
You got that right.

She follows through with the hug before letting go, as she doesn't want to hurt Maryse given her shoulder troubles, then smiles back at her.

The screen soon fades to black following an advertisement for our next Pay-Per-View Unforgiven that's set to take place next week. After a few seconds of a pitch black visual, finally the picture is restored and we see Ted DiBiase standing in front of a camera, positioning it to his liking while a cameraman holds it.

{Ted DiBiase}
There, now stay there.

He instructs the cameraman to keep the camera how it is then clears his throat.



{Ted DiBiase}
Hi, I'm Ted DiBiase, and lately, I've been asked a lot of questions. It seems like everywhere I go, someone has to put their two cents into my personal matters. They think they have the right to judge me, they think they know me, they think they've got it all figured out. But I'm here tonight to set the record straight. No matter how much you THINK you know me and what I've gone through, you don't.




{Ted DiBiase}
It baffles me, it really does. Out of everyone that's bitched and moaned until the cows come home, I'm the most justified. I won my match on the fifth anniversary of Final Stand to finally put an end to this bullshit! Yet is it over? No! I've still got Vickie on my case, she's just got a new boy on the job. I'm sick and tired of being screwed by this damn company! People always said, oh ignore it, your time will come, patience is a virtue, Ted! Well I was patient, my time came, and then it was snatched away from me an instant just because they didn't like me! I was a liability? Don't try and vilify me, this company didn't do itself and the fans a great deed and rid me from it. You robbed the fans of a man that was different....He had fun, he enjoyed what he did, and he gave back to these people more than ANYONE ELSE!



{Ted DiBiase}
But could you leave that be? Could you just let me be myself? No! You had to turn me into something that I wasn't. Injuries happen, no one enters this business expecting an easy ride, we get hurt just training to be a wrestler, if you can't handle a few bumps and bruises along the way, a few broken bones here and there, then you're obviously in the wrong business. Because me? I've had my fair share of injuries, and you didn't see me whining and complaining about who caused them. Instead? I fought through them, you know, like a man?




{Ted DiBiase}
Flat out, Cody lost to me last year at Night of Champions, did he get roughed up a little bit? Sure, but he was challenging for the biggest prize in this industry, that's not child's play, it's the time when the boys get separated from the men. The men thrive in that environment, they take it to that next level and they hurt each other and fight through whatever they have to, so that when the bell has sound, their name is the one that's announced as World Heavyweight Champion. Cody proved he didn't have what it takes, and does that sound a little unfair? Given the fact that so many said the same about me before I finally shut them up for good? I don't think so no, because unlike him, every time I failed, I didn't bitch about it. I didn't put the blame off of anyone but myself. But what happened at Supremacy? If you think that's my fault, you better think again. Edge screwed me, Vickie screwed me, this entire company, a company I was loyal to day in and day out, SCREWED ME!




{Ted DiBiase}
People say, oh but Ted, you're back now, you should be happy, it's all over, the struggle is now a thing of the past, but those people are stupid. A thing of the past? Is that why I'm still struggling to move forward? You think I haven't tried to just forget about what happened? I tried, but when you have people like Cody and Vickie doing nothing but making your life a living hell still to this day, it's hard to let go. I deserve so much better, take that as you will, chalk it up to arrogance I don't care. I worked hard to make something of myself, and I'll be damned if I let anyone take that away from me. Cody, we might be scheduled to wage war this Sunday, but I'm not waiting until then. I don't wanna wrestle you, I wanna kick your ass, I wanna leave you a bloody mess as you beg me for mercy, mercy I will NOT show you.

Ted steps closer to the camera, visualizing himself talking straight to Cody, knowing he's watching somewhere.



{Ted DiBiase}
Consider this your five second head start, it's time to go huntin'!

Ted gives the camera lens an intense and telling stare before suddenly walking off, leaving the cameraman wondering if he can finally move as we fade away.

*As Breakdown returns from commercial break, the fans wait in anticipation for the show to continue when all of a sudden a familiar superstar appears on the titantron. The fans cheer as John Cena appears on the titantron and begins to speak.*



[John Cena]
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the show and in cause you missed last week, I declared that if Swagger didn't confront me then I would confront him and after a weeks long wait, I think it is time we go find him ourselves. We've waited long enough and he didn't want some, so we are going to give him some. Yeah, it's not my usual catch phrase but I just had to tweak it a little bit to make it work. Now, I know none of you can see what is in front of me but in front of me are a couple of locker rooms and my gut feeling says that I fill find what I want in one of them. I'm on the hunt for that Xbox 360, may find a Playstation 3 on the way, but we will make sure we walk out winners no matter the situation. Let's go!

*Cena motions for the camera to follow him as he approaches a locker room door. Cena places a finger to his mouth and could be heard saying "shhh" to the cameraman as he begins to slowly open the door. He peaks his head inside to make sure everything is clear before looking back at the cameraman and giving a thumbs up. Cena pokes his head into the locker room once more.*

[John Cena]
Hellooo? Is Swagger home?

*Cena steps into the room and as he enters the locker room he runs right into....Alberto Del Rio!

{Alberto Del Rio}
Watch where you are going!

[John Cena]
Woah amigo! Relax, I'm just looking for Swagger.

{Alberto Del Rio}
Why do you think I'd share a locker room with that man? I don't mingle with commoners!

[John Cena]
A simple no would've done it Alberto, you need to calm down hombre. If you see him just let me know alright?

{Alberto Del Rio}
I am no errand boy, especially you! How about you just get the hell out of here before I have to throw you out?

*Alberto steps towards Cena and gets right into his face.*

[John Cena]
Well Alberto...if I wasn't so busy I'd love to see you try that. But unfortunately for these fans that want to see your ass handed to you I have a more pressing matter, so adios amigo.

*Cena stares down Del Rio for a moment before flashing a smile and leaving the room. Cena enters the hallway once more and raises his microphone again as he continues to walk towards possibly a second locker room.*



[John Cena]
Now I don't know if it was just me, but I couldn't help but smell tacos in there. I'm not sure if Alberto decided to have some Taco Bell carry out before the show or he had some kinda of taco smelling cologne. Either way, was something you wouldn't expect. Now we are about to head into the second locker room in our path to finding Jack Swagger and his manager, Zeb Colter. Our first choice turned out to be pretty unsuccessful so, to quote Wayne Brady, let's see what is behind door number two!

*Cena approaches the second locker room door and he takes a deep breather before once again opening the door slowly, making himself seem somewhat undetected. He peaks into the room and as before, everything seems to be clear. The cameraman turns his attention to a sign on that door that Cena seems to have missed that reads "Divas Locker Room."*

[Camera Man]
John, I don't thi-

[John Cena]
Shhh, we gotta be quiet going into this. Whatever you want to say can wait till a later time. I'm busy hunting the rare american Swagger.



*Cena opens the door and begins to walk in when all of a sudden he notices the Bella Twins standing in the locker room, getting ready for their matches later on tonight. Cena looks surprised as he begins to back up but accidentally trips over another Divas bag which catches the attention of the Bellas.*

[Brie Bella]:
OH. . .

[Nikki Bella]:
MY. . .

[Brie and Nikki Bella]:
GOD!

[Brie Bella]:
You're such a pervert John! Why are you in the divas locker room?

*Cena gets to his feet and brushes himself off before speaking.*

[John Cena]
Well, there are a lot of things that I could say about why am I in here. But I think I'll go with the real reason. Have you two happen to have seen Swagger? He seems to fit into this locker room perfectly so I just figur-

[Nikki Bella]:
Don't you have a wife? I'm sure she wouldn't like this.

[John Cena]
Actually, I'm no-

[Brie Bella]:
I'm sure he does Nikki. He's just like the rest of these men, dogs. They all treat women like a piece of meat.

*The Bellas shocked expression suddenly changes as their tone of voice turns a little bit more seductive.*

[Nikki Bella]:
You see something you like John? *winks*

[John Cena]
Wha-

[Brie Bella]:
You know, you and I, we could go out somewhere? Dine and enjoy some fine wine? What do you say?

[Nikki Bella]:
I'm starting to think he walked in on purpose.

[John Cena]
I thought this was the Divas Locker Room. Not some kind of whore house!

*Suddenly, the Bellas facial expression change back to shock at what John Cena just said.*

[Brie Bella]:
How could you?!?

[Nikki Bella]:
We're too good for you anyway.

[Brie Bella]:
He probably likes divas like Kelly Kelly, yuck. He can't handle a woman like me, I know it.

[John Cena]
If only these fans knew what goes on when the cameras aren't rolling. I'll let you two get back to whatever you were doing. I've got a Jack Swagger to find.

*Cena turns around and begins to leave as the Bellas continue to talk to one another. He opens the door, exits and immediately closes it. John then turns around and is about to continue walking down the hall on his adventure to find Jack Swagger when he accidentally bumps into a man who seems to be looking for someone as well, Ted DiBiase!*

[Ted DiBiase]
Where's Cody?!

[John Cena]
I've got a better question for you, where's Swagger?!

[Ted DiBiase]
I've got an even better question for you, where's Cody?!

[John Cena]
C'mon now man, you can't just barge into this little segment of mine and ask where Cody is! Have you checked the nearest store that would sell Men's Grooming Supplies? Knowing Cody, that is where he would be. Now answer my question, where's Swagger?

[Ted DiBiase]
I don't have the time for this John, have ya seen Cody or not? Do I look like I'd know where Swagger is? In case you haven't noticed I've got my own problems without having to worry about anyone else's. I've been running around this entire arena and no one has seen him, I know he's here, I know he's hiding somewhere, so if you've seen him, speak up, if not, get out of my way.

[John Cena]
Well. I wouldn't know about your problems because I've been too busy hanging out in the Di- Never mind where I've been, just never mind that. Where have you been? You say you've checked this entire arena and you haven't found him! There must have been some place you haven't checked? Did you check in his locker room?

[Ted DiBiase]
Of course I checked there.

[John Cena]
Maybe he's hanging out with Vickie, did you check in her office?

[Ted DiBiase]
Yeah, checked there.

[John Cena]
Maybe, just maybe, he's hanging out with Stan the Cotton Candy seller up in the cheap seats! We know how cheap Cody can be, it fits like pieces of a puzzle!

[Ted DiBiase]
Gee, thanks, why didn't I think of that...

*Ted responds in a blatantly obvious sarcastic tone.*

[Ted DiBiase]
Well it's been real fun, but I'm not Swagger, you're not Cody, and I'm not letting him leave this arena unless it's in the back of an ambulance, so good luck, but step aside.

*Cena steps aside and lets Ted goes by him. As Ted walks down the hall, Cena shouts to him.*

[John Cena]
Ted, head into that locker room on your left if you'd want a taco! I'm sure Berto would be willing to give one or two up, just tell him that Cena sent you!

*Cena watches Ted as he walks straight by Alberto Del Rio's locker room and Cena doesn't seem to be all too impressed. Cena continues to look at Ted as he says "Damn, I thought he'd want a taco" before shrugging his shoulders and leaving the view of the camera. We then begin to head to a hype video for the current United States Champion, Alex Shelley*