Contract for Jeff Hardy

[Jeff Hardy]
So...here I am. The Charismatic Enigma is still in XWL. I'm sure you're probably noticing something's off, or something's missing. Well that's because it is. See, TMZ reported a couple days ago that I was "smoking marijuana" with some friends on my week off. So, before I can even get a chance to explain myself, XWL Management decides they need to "save face", so they strip me of the title that I earned by putting my career on the line twice for the fans, like it doesn't even matter. Well, here's the catch, it does matter. Ever since I stepped into a professional wrestling ring, I've gone out there and done as best as I could to keep all the paying customers happy, not to keep a bunch of lousy BS reporters happy. Forget them, this place should about wrestling, not about what the performers do outside of it. Damn, man.



[Jeff Hardy]
See, the people that run XWL...they got word of what TMZ posted on their site and they yell at me, they say "Oh Jeff, you're such a hero to the kids, you can't do that", or "Jeff, this is the same thing that messed you up before". I don't care. What I do influences me, it shouldn't be such a damn problem that a few people find out I smoked a little weed, right? Right!? I mean, I should be the only one to determine my fates with my career, and my life, not some guys in suits who think what they're doing is good for business or whatever lame-ass excuse they had. Doesn't matter though. I'm here to stay, and I will win back my United States Championship, then I will win the XWL World Heavyweight Championship, because I'm as focused as I've ever been.



[Jeff Hardy]
See, I'm gonna be back in that ring next week, focused and determined on taking the next steps to getting my belt back, because that's just who I am. I don't let setbacks like this keep me down. It's how I've been my whole life. I do what I do best, go out there and entertain people, fight my heart out, and if I win, I win. If I lose, I lose. Big deal. I'm still me at the end of the day, no matter what happens. I'm still The Charismatic Enigma, I'm still Jeff Hardy, and I'm still putting my career on the lines for the fans.



[Jeff Hardy]
I still have that adrenaline, you know? I still have that rush I get everytime I come out to the ring, everytime I'm in the ring, ready to hit the Swanton, that rush I get when I take those risks is still as unreal as it was when I first started wrestling, I feel as good as I did back in the 90s. I'm only 35 years old, and I've been in this business for 19 of them. I still feel great, I'm still ready to go. The question is, who's ready to go against me?