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Topics tagged under fabulousmakeover on Xtreme Wrestling League I_folderTopic: XWL Anarchy: 04/17/2017 - 04/24/2017
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Search in: Anarchy Weekly Card   Topics tagged under fabulousmakeover on Xtreme Wrestling League Icon_minipostSubject: XWL Anarchy: 04/17/2017 - 04/24/2017    Topics tagged under fabulousmakeover on Xtreme Wrestling League Icon_minitimeMon Apr 17, 2017 11:24 pm











DEAR XWL UNIVERSE:









IT'S ALMOST HERE!







THE #FABULOUSMAKEOVER IS NEARLY COMPLETE!








HERE IT COMES...PREPARE YOURSELVES!















[Corey Graves]
OOOOOH my god, Mauro! She's finally here! It's finally time for the grand re-debut of the absolute hottest woman to appear in an XWL ring, Summer Rae!

[Mauro Ranallo]
Summer Rae certainly is-

[Corey Graves]
Mauro, shut up, and let me handle this!

As "My Sweet Summer" plays through the arena, we cut to the ring to see a ring covered in gold leaf flakes, with golden ropes and white turnbuckles. As the crowd awaits the arrival of Summer Rae, the newest Women's Division signing struts onto the stage dressed in a white and gold dress with gold Christian Louboutin heels, a massive smile on her face.

[Corey Graves]
My goodness! Have you ever seen a woman so beautiful? So grand? So just...outright incredible, Mauro!? Nevermind, don't answer that, I know you've never talked to a woman in your entire life, so let me just keep on doing the talking! In fact...let me go down there and interview her!

Summer holds her arms out in triumph and arrogance as more gold leaf flakes fall from the ceiling, pyrotechnics forming her name lighting up in front of the titantron. Summer more than soaks up all of this, acting as if she's nearly brought to tears by such a gaudy showcase for her. As she steps into the ring, she holds her arms up to the sky, her hips pushing towards the side as more pyro blasts away, sparkling golden pyrotechnics showering from each of the four turnbuckles. Summer smirks towards the crowd as the pyro finally ceases, the lights dimming except for exactly what Summer has wanted since she arrived: a spotlight on her, for the whole world to see, as she takes the microphone.

[Corey Graves]
My god, what an incredible entrance! This is better than watching the Super Bowl halftime show! No stupid sharks, no wardrobe malfunctions, no Coldplay, just Summer Rae and the spotlight that she's deserved her entire life, Mauro! This is...this is absolutely amazing!

Summer stands in the center of the ring with a confident grin on her lips, looking up into the bright spotlight surrounding her body before looking into the hardcam.

[Summer Rae]
Ladies and gentlemen...wait, wait, wait, hold on. This moment needs to be perfect! HOWARD!

Summer motions to the stage as the crowd stands confused before none other than legendary ring announcer Howard Finkel steps onto the stage, waving to the XWL Universe with a big smile.

[Corey Graves]
Oh my god, Mauro, it's The Fink! Howard Finkel is in the building! Sit down, keep your mouth shut and pay respect to a true legend!

Howard stands at the center of the stage as Summer holds her arms out, closing her eyes whilst basking in her own glow.

[Howard Finkel]
Ahem...LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE TO YOU, THE GRAAAAAAAAAAAND RE-DEBUT OF THE MOST IMPECCABLE WOMAN TO EVER GRACE THE XWL WOMEN'S DIVISION! A WOMAN WHO HAS NO EQUAL, A WOMAN WHO WILL LEAD THE WOMEN'S DIVISION OF XWL INTO THE FUTURE FOR YEARS, AND EONS TO COME! MAY I PRESENT TO YOU...SUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAE!

Finkel bows as he finishes speaking whilst golden confetti now blasts from the turnbuckles, the camera panning to the announce table to see Corey Graves standing atop it, clapping like a madman for the sight in front of him whilst Summer stands in the center of the ring.




[Mauro Ranallo]
What? That's it!? After three weeks of hype, that's what we end up with!?

[Corey Graves]
Shut your mouth, Mauro! That was the best segment in XWL history! Even better than when Team Perfection visited that casino in Vegas!

[Mauro Ranallo]
Oh, good grief, man...what a waste of time.

[Corey Graves]
Waste of time!? WASTE OF TIME!? How DARE you, Mauro!? That was absolutely incredible! Truly a debut that will be remembered for years to come! Just legendary!

Summer stands blowing kisses to the audio as confetti rains from the ceiling, shouting "THANK YOU!" to her "adoring public" of booing and generally annoyed fans as Anarchy heads into a commercial break.
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